Video Games vs The Bible | Mayce Galoni | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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    Mayce Galoni is a comedian, writer, and illustrator from Canada who now lives in LA. Follow him on Instagram to find out where he’ll be performing next: ...
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    Credits:
    Written and Performed by Mayce Galoni
    Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
    VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
    Director: Brad Silnutzer
    Director of Photography: Mark Davis
    Consulting Producer: Jay Bode
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    Tommy Anderson
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    Nate Elegino
    Adrian Gutierrez
    Editor: Elise Golgowski
    Color Correction: Mark I. Davis
    Sound Recording: Guillermo Areizaga
    Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
    Production Assistants:
    Maggie Rosenberg
    Greyson Hines
    Photographer: Kari Austin (@karijcreativeco)
    Special thanks to our generous hosts, FemX Quarters in San Diego, CA
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 341

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian Рік тому +749

    Dude the microwave analogy was amazing!!!😂😂😂

  • @moonchees3
    @moonchees3 Рік тому +457

    Jokes within jokes within jokes! What a brilliantly layered set. Great story-telling with an easily lovable Canadian demeanor
    Can't wait to see more of Mayce 🤣

    • @m4heshd
      @m4heshd 10 місяців тому +3

      Like lasagna 😜

  • @hieromalo4147
    @hieromalo4147 Рік тому +311

    The momentum and cadence this guy has was solid. There wasn't a boring moment. Props to Mayce!

    • @ragnarokda206
      @ragnarokda206 Рік тому +4

      Agreed! Cadence or pacing is really important to make a set feel good and he definitely nailed it.

    • @vegasvanga5442
      @vegasvanga5442 11 місяців тому

      Wouldn't think of the word "momentum" to describe it in a million years, but you're right! Shockingly accurate

  • @rompevuevitos222
    @rompevuevitos222 Рік тому +455

    Woman floats on water: WITCHCRAFT!
    Man walks on water: amen

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Рік тому +18

      😂😂😂😂 oh my God I'm dying!

    • @themexis
      @themexis Рік тому +31

      @@wyett123 That's because men weigh more than ducks, obviously.

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 Рік тому +1

      @@themexis Nah…it’s because men have more wood.

    • @Juzzzer
      @Juzzzer Рік тому +3

      The woman isn't the daughter of God

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 Рік тому +17

      @@Juzzzer oh sorry, did not know only the son of god was allowed to do magic

  • @CirceAlida
    @CirceAlida Рік тому +80

    I loved that the two times I thought he was headed towards a punchline I was familiar with, he swerved into something way funnier. Really fun way to play with subversion.

  • @TheShapingSickness
    @TheShapingSickness Рік тому +14

    "Infant damnation, which is also my favorite metal band" 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward Рік тому +167

    This guy is amazing! Love the rollercoaster of twists and turns and how it all comes back together in a nice little comedic envelope. Where’s the Netflix special, Netflix?

    • @Kunda.Create
      @Kunda.Create Рік тому +3

      Agreed! His stories are layered and complimentary!

    • @FactStorm
      @FactStorm 8 місяців тому +1

      Well said, and I second that :)

  • @rompevuevitos222
    @rompevuevitos222 Рік тому +25

    The microwave part has been integrated into my vocabulary

  • @SkyDevonne
    @SkyDevonne Рік тому +208

    This set was so great 😭

    • @CatAndOrHatMan
      @CatAndOrHatMan Рік тому +2

      It really was wtf, not often a shot in the dark works out so nicely

  • @tobyrosenbloom-li4xy
    @tobyrosenbloom-li4xy Рік тому +61

    EVERY SINGLE JOKE KILLS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xaesalyszimpkee
    @xaesalyszimpkee Рік тому +33

    "better tell her 25 facts about trains" would work on me, but I'm on the spectrum LOL

    • @DnTironfilms
      @DnTironfilms Рік тому

      So you’re gay is what you are saying?

  • @projecttsukuyomi9909
    @projecttsukuyomi9909 Рік тому +56

    opening story was really well thought out, set the bar high and the rest didn't disappoint

  • @JustinColavita
    @JustinColavita Рік тому +98

    This is one of the funniest sets in a while. Such great flow!

  • @musamansa8577
    @musamansa8577 Рік тому +32

    I hope he sees all the love he’s getting in the comments, this set was great

  • @blahbloop6310
    @blahbloop6310 Рік тому +63

    Ahhh I wish he had a longer set 😅 this was hilarious

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm Рік тому +12

    So many killer jokes on this one, I hope he blows up

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Рік тому +7

      Like his lasagna in her microwave!

  • @KGchannel01
    @KGchannel01 Рік тому +5

    Grand Theft Auto Bethlehem is such a great joke!

  • @raymundoveracustolaslambaw7098
    @raymundoveracustolaslambaw7098 Рік тому +62

    This was incredible. I usually can laugh casually while listening to comedy at work and I had to take a break at the lasagna joke

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 Рік тому +6

    Dispute at a board game cafe! 😂🎉

  • @degreeskelvin3025
    @degreeskelvin3025 Рік тому +4

    "Thats an exorcism" !!?? Ma guy 😂😂

  • @pantitapalittapongarnpim1581
    @pantitapalittapongarnpim1581 Рік тому +16

    This set is fire and delivered by the chillest dude ever, which makes it even more effective. I belly-laughed so many times.

  • @falsehoodintensifies445
    @falsehoodintensifies445 Рік тому +4

    1:18 Look at that elegant silhouette *splooosh* damn I'm a fan now hell yeah

  • @TheJohtunnBandit
    @TheJohtunnBandit Рік тому +63

    As an autistic person I gotta say, that was hilarious.

    • @johnlee2481
      @johnlee2481 11 місяців тому

      As autistic person, no one asked. You don't represent everyone.

    • @TheJohtunnBandit
      @TheJohtunnBandit 11 місяців тому +10

      @@johnlee2481 Didn't say I did, just saying that it resonated with me. Also, commenting is literally what the comment section is for, if they didn't want it they could turn it off.

    • @AnimatedLoopHD
      @AnimatedLoopHD 10 місяців тому

      You seem like someone who has a habit of being offended when no offense was meant@@johnlee2481

  • @jessesanchez3718
    @jessesanchez3718 Рік тому +28

    This dude had me dying the whole time!! Great set 🙌

  • @fireinateacup89
    @fireinateacup89 Рік тому +7

    Atheist here--the grandparents punch line was the BEST, but all of this was solid! ❤

  • @rlevy13
    @rlevy13 Рік тому +19

    Jokes hit different when they're true 😮

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Рік тому

      if they're true .. are they jokes ??

  • @conconc
    @conconc Рік тому +6

    Microwave analogy is hilarious 😂

  • @Nippleless_Cage
    @Nippleless_Cage Рік тому +9

    That was best first set I've seen from anyone, and I watch big comedians religiously. He's one to watch!

  • @ellisd3165
    @ellisd3165 Рік тому +12

    This guy is gonna make it big because he's funny and hge has a badass name

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm Рік тому +4

    I didn't see the lasagna analogy coming, but it was really great.

    • @wyett123
      @wyett123 Рік тому

      To be fair, he didn't see his lasagna cuming either

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian Рік тому +3

    2:12 the build up to that made it so much funnier 😂

  • @atuljoshi1990
    @atuljoshi1990 Рік тому +3

    good point on the exorcism joke - very fresh material

  • @cody5701
    @cody5701 Рік тому +10

    Don't Tell is growing so fast! 🥺

  • @carsoncarr-busyframes619
    @carsoncarr-busyframes619 Рік тому +14

    don't tell is breaking through with huge talent. the last 3 I watched on yourtube legit made me cry. happy to have been to one live in nashville and going to the next one asap

  • @JadAWESOME210
    @JadAWESOME210 Рік тому +47

    Killer set. It got several big laughs out of me

  • @grammar_ash
    @grammar_ash Рік тому +4

    I'm dying laughing and my missionary parents would be so disappointed in me 😂

    • @thac0twenty377
      @thac0twenty377 11 місяців тому

      only in public. privately they'd laugh their ass off

  • @Respect2theFallen
    @Respect2theFallen Рік тому +2

    "I just ruined her microwave" that shit cracked me up. The way he said it

  • @oxiary
    @oxiary Рік тому +2

    fastest 10 minutes ever 😂😂
    every bar was a hit !!
    Dont Tell Comedy is the gOAT for setting these comedians up !!

  • @JonMarcell
    @JonMarcell Рік тому +29

    never heard of this guy but was surprisingly funny. Enjoyed this set 🔥

  • @user-dw3vg9wn5f
    @user-dw3vg9wn5f Рік тому +7

    This book just got crazy 😂

  • @blackmanscoop313
    @blackmanscoop313 Рік тому +9

    I'll be keeping my eye on this guy, great set

  • @ankhfunk
    @ankhfunk Рік тому +17

    Awesome set..great timing, wonderful pace...And faf😂

  • @lukewallin7757
    @lukewallin7757 Рік тому +11

    Never heard of this guy before but this was a great show

  • @hmbbrds1217
    @hmbbrds1217 Рік тому +3

    Holy shit, he's funny!!!! I love when new comedians get in that sweet sweet algorithm who deserve it!

  • @stephenhawk8384
    @stephenhawk8384 Рік тому +5

    This is a well written, well delivered set. He looks like a young Matthew Broderick and he makes that work very well.

  • @KGchannel01
    @KGchannel01 Рік тому +9

    Very well crafted material! You've got a gift!

  • @owendavion2242
    @owendavion2242 Рік тому +1

    WHOA! This book just got CRAZY!!! 😅🤣😂

  • @Robil63
    @Robil63 9 місяців тому

    The double punchline at the end of the "Facts about trains" - genius.

  • @mattj5772
    @mattj5772 Рік тому +7

    I loved this. Easily among my favorite Don't Tell sets.

  • @danieldib2286
    @danieldib2286 Рік тому +4

    Spit out my drink severely - hilarious!!

  • @jamiebennett3857
    @jamiebennett3857 Рік тому +4

    SLAY! Another Canadian Killer Comedian!

  • @ByronWrightJr
    @ByronWrightJr Рік тому +1

    I love a smart comic. Someone who is able to layer there jokes one of top of the other and does it so seamlessly. Some people won’t get the references but the ones that do it is amazing.

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH Рік тому +2

    Such cleverly delicious blasphemy 😂 Rather than toe the line, he danced on it 😂

  • @iameli_alejandro
    @iameli_alejandro Рік тому +6

    I loved this so much ❤

  • @erich930
    @erich930 8 місяців тому

    "The Bible - It's basically Grand Theft Auto: Bethlehem" Is one of my favorite quotes of all time! 😆🤣
    I'm gonna steal that one from you, if ya don't mind...

  • @rhuephus
    @rhuephus Рік тому +4

    he has an excellent way of weaving seemingly unrelated things together ...

  • @Supagenki
    @Supagenki Рік тому +2

    His religion jokes are really good, they made me laugh.

  • @rhuephus
    @rhuephus Рік тому +3

    He hit the buzzer on the religion bit ...

  • @CarcPazu
    @CarcPazu Рік тому +3

    Never heard of that guy before, great set, thank you!

  • @007NowOnline
    @007NowOnline Рік тому +8

    This was great. I really enjoyed this set. 😂

  • @Controbuti0n.333
    @Controbuti0n.333 Рік тому +2

    I'd buy tickets to see this guy any day! Come to austin tx man!

  • @kkazamory
    @kkazamory Рік тому +3

    Such a monster set!

  • @akcolossus5012
    @akcolossus5012 Рік тому +2

    Outrageous! 😂😂

  • @JustinColavita
    @JustinColavita Рік тому +11

    Makes me so sad when you guys have a great comic and I search them on UA-cam only to see that aren’t posting videos of their shows. Heart breaking!

    • @rhuephus
      @rhuephus Рік тому

      maybe they're just getting started ..

    • @AmandaInMourning
      @AmandaInMourning Рік тому

      He has some clips on his insta

    • @liferadous
      @liferadous Рік тому

      Clipping is just getting big in the world of comedy-- it wasn't that long ago you wouldn't find much video of most comics on youtube. Because having heard the joke lessens the impact for live audiences, comedians often won't post a joke until they retire it. You may have noticed, a lot of the shorter comedy clips you see are about current events or are crowdwork, since neither are reusable as part of a routine.

  • @g2daferndizle
    @g2daferndizle Рік тому +1

    Dude killed 😂😂

  • @sunnymountainhoneyfountain
    @sunnymountainhoneyfountain Рік тому +4

    That was a very smart and hilarious set, loved it 👏🏽👌🏽

  • @carsoncarr-busyframes619
    @carsoncarr-busyframes619 Рік тому +2

    wtf? new fan 😍

  • @willallendupraw
    @willallendupraw Рік тому +5

    Great set! Had me laughing out loud for real

  • @ContentMadame
    @ContentMadame Рік тому +4

    First time seeing this guy's comedy, and he's great! I look forward to seeing more of him. Doesn't hurt that he looks like Ryan Reynolds's nerdy little brother.

  • @lyssums
    @lyssums Рік тому +1

    Best new comic around! I love this guy.

  • @MarinaDale-m8v
    @MarinaDale-m8v Місяць тому

    I love this dude and his chick. They’re basically the cutest!!!! ❤️

  • @davidhack2409
    @davidhack2409 Рік тому +1

    Mayce! Thanks Don’t Tell 🙏

  • @TravelingThruLife
    @TravelingThruLife Рік тому +1

    The microwave joke is 👌🏻

  • @nevaladder
    @nevaladder Рік тому +2

    Grand Theft Auto: Bethlehem would be wild. Start with fratricide, mess up some temples, then move on to slavery.

  • @nicholashilton2514
    @nicholashilton2514 Рік тому +4

    I normally never find male comics super funny, like I’ll chuckle or whatever but it’s usually not my thing but this guy had me rolling. That microwave analogy was so funny and relatable. Really enjoyed this!

  • @Celeste-in-Oz
    @Celeste-in-Oz Рік тому +2

    Clever & great delivery- one of the best comics I’ve seen lately!

  • @artphototech
    @artphototech Рік тому +1

    I mean, the set was 🔥 and so is the video quality, so 2x 🔥.

  • @donalddagobertdunkel8094
    @donalddagobertdunkel8094 10 місяців тому

    Criminally underrated - I better call 911.

  • @benjaminconant2309
    @benjaminconant2309 Рік тому +2

    So good. LOVE IT!

  • @Dimaz42
    @Dimaz42 Рік тому +3

    dude next time make sure you cover your lasagna before putting it in her microwave again 😂😂

  • @a.taylor8294
    @a.taylor8294 Рік тому +1

    REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY good point on the abortion consideration!!!

  • @Snappldel
    @Snappldel 4 місяці тому

    Watched it more than once, still fresh! 😂😂👏👏

  • @adyannarogers3022
    @adyannarogers3022 Рік тому +6

    Brilliant and charming, relevant yet somehow not offensive 🤔 who knew it could be done 😮

  • @utikt
    @utikt Рік тому +1

    His character works for him perfectly

  • @victoria_xo884
    @victoria_xo884 Рік тому +1

    As an autistic person-… Please 😭🙏 I can’t breathe, this is great!!

  • @prongs505
    @prongs505 Рік тому +1

    I'm absolute stitches! XD

  • @dasberserkr
    @dasberserkr Рік тому

    So true about that warmth... especially in the mornings ;)

  • @Robil63
    @Robil63 9 місяців тому

    The look and awkwardness of Ferris Bueller on this guy, works.

  • @barbedwings
    @barbedwings Рік тому +1

    Holy shit this guy is hilarious!

  • @FelipeKana1
    @FelipeKana1 9 місяців тому

    That last bit was awesome 😂😂😂

  • @anarmustafayev1555
    @anarmustafayev1555 8 місяців тому

    This is so good and underrated, I hope this guy gets more exposure.

  • @eriklunden5218
    @eriklunden5218 Рік тому

    'I'm an atheist, which means I don't believe in getting along with my grandparents.' Such a great line, and frustratingly relatable.

  • @killjoy131
    @killjoy131 Рік тому +1

    Great set! Microwave analogy was hilarious

  • @brandtcampbell3610
    @brandtcampbell3610 Рік тому +2

    This guy is everything I would aspire to be if I was a comedian.

  • @TheWorld_2099
    @TheWorld_2099 Рік тому +2

    Honestly, this was an excellent set..!
    Absolutely loved the atheist humor, it wasn’t abrasive, just spot on funny.

  • @youbewb5581
    @youbewb5581 8 місяців тому

    One of my new favorite comics.

  • @Djaybird
    @Djaybird Рік тому +2

    Hilarious set!

  • @13bellhop
    @13bellhop Рік тому +1

    youtube algorithm sends me gold again, well done

  • @dogchaser520
    @dogchaser520 Рік тому +2

    I'm not sure why the pharmacist said they were "basically" the same thing rather than "exactly". But I guess that's how brand name medicines still exist.

  • @maxasaurus3008
    @maxasaurus3008 Рік тому +1

    This guy was great!