The White House Smells Like Hamberders
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
- You say hamburgers, I say hamberders. Let's call the whole presidency off!
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The Clemson Tigers thought they were visiting the White House, turns out they were going to White Castle.
KingOfMadCows
At least White Castle would have been better! It’s like he wakes up every morning and asks himself what stupid can I do today to maybe hopefully get impeached!
Except at White Castle at least they'd get fresh, hot burgers...not cold shit piled up on fancy white linen. Mmmm, I can just taste those cold, greasy fries now...
KingOfMadCows Mate, I really like your comment....... DJT is a practicing idiot - he’s not smart enough to the rated as a fully functional idiot. Greetings from Australia.
Severely underrated comment here. This is GOLD!
Lol even that's an insult to White Castle
Poor old Lincoln was thinking- "How come I got shot yet this bastard is still on his feet"?.
OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am a history nut....I just fell off my chair laughing!!! That is the BEST comment in the Internet....EVER!!!!....PERIOD!!!!...You made my day/year!! TY
@@maineyor5343 Then you probably know this Abe quote (having been called a two-faced liar): "If I had two faces, would this be the one I'd be wearing?"
@@DrWhom ...WOW I remember that one TOO!!!! .. I guess we are old...the youngin's of today dont even know who President Lincoln is... a REAL President!!!
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This just gave me an idea for an _Odd Couple_ type sitcom: Donald Trump and the ghost of Abraham Lincoln. In the first episode, Trump teaches Abe that if you grow your hair 7 feet long, you can sculpt it into an elaborate headpiece to cover a giant gunshot wound on your head.
*Trump:* "I just thought of that, I've never had any head wounds or anything, I just saw that and you know I thought 'Wow, here's a great idea that I just thought of just now, you can use your hair like a like a shield or a mask or whatever you wanna call it,' and I just like _boom,_ it just popped into my head just like that. Pretty good, right? I think it's pretty great actually and I just thought of that."
*Abe:* "I already have this hat..."
*Trump:* "Oh, boy, let me show you a hat, it's perfect for you, perfect, you'll love it, everybody loves this hat, believe me, they absolutely love it..."
Imagine entering the White House and being served cold fast food. What a disgrace! 😡
Let them eat cake.
"I went to the white house and they fed us cold fast food with no drinks" is a sentence someone can actually say now. America sure is great again.
Trump is like really really rich and like really really high class .
Soggy fries
Titansteel I know, right? Yuck 🤢 to all of it!
"I thought it was a joke" He speaks for us all.
He is a joke, but it is no longer funny.
@@wendymiller5779 Motion seconded!
That’s what I thought too when Donald the Lame Duck said Mexico was gonna pay for the Wall.
It's sad to say I'm really not surprised.
@@wendymiller5779 Motion thirded!
You forgot to mention that Trump from saying a few hours previously that there were 300 hamburgers to 1000 hamburgers. Like breathing, the guy needs to lie to feel alive.
Jason Trump wasn't lying, there WERE 1000 before the team got there! Remember No cooking staff, and its snowing, and he has NETFLIX..... do the math!
Wimpi, pass me 5000 boygas
@@power1brother21 he probably was walking around the room before the reporters arrived and thought, "nobody will know if I eat a few..."
Maybe he ordered 1000 but before the team arrived only 300 were left
Frantisek zverna
wins comment of the day
only 300 but sent bill for 1,000 to recover expenses
stole dat from daily show lol
Lol
He didn't need to order the food. This was Trumps personal stock he keeps at all times.
Those damn hamberders are breeding.... there were only 300 at the banquet, but the next day the population exploded to 1,000....
Burger caravan...making it's way from his mouth to his ass.
So is the next argument going to be that Trump is literally Jesus? He managed to make food multiply!
Tribble Burgers, maybe?
And worse, they were popping out of the chests of the White House guests who were eating them.
immigrants!
God forbid he contract local restaurants who could’ve provided them with real food.
#onLYRealAmurICaFooD ROFLMAO
As if that was reason of pride in a country with obesity as epidemy.
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but mcdonalds is real food??????
Its not about Trump!! So easily distracted smh
I’m sure the staff at the White House is capable of cooking whatever the players wanted. Instead, it’s cold fast food. What an insult!
The sad thing is, you know there is a Trump supporter out there who saw the picture of all that food and said "Wow. All that food and not a single Dollar Menu item. Now that's high class."
The Dork Knight that is priceless 🤣😂🤣 OH! And I adore your name!!!
I wonder if furloughed DC workers showed up after him like "What do you mean the dollar menu's sold out?!?!" "To Who?!?!" "Goddammit!"
He had the opportunity to treat a bunch of young people to a once-in-a-lifetime meal, and he serves’em trash.
I don't think Clemson wants to win another championship...LOL
@@nelsonperez9210 Not in the next 2 years at least
And not even once in a lifetime trash but thrash they can eat daily as well.
Those were from the dumpster, from the Dumbster
@@fairytail2484 No, those athletes DO NOT eat trash fast food daily as well. Get a clue, please.
Hamberders is the original name given to hamburgers by the ancient Egyptians. Believe me, no one knows more about ancient civilizations than I do.
"I thought it was a joke" JOIN THE CLUB
Took him three years to realize that, too.
They should've refused to eat it
@@MrEviWan and kneel right then and there. see if trump has the muscle to lift any of them up.
To the player who thought Trump's menu was a joke--please don't vote for him in 2020. I know after this assanine stunt The Donald pulled off, you have to be angry enough as it is.
Remember when Repubs lost it over Obama putting gourmet mustard on a hamburger
Aaahhh those were the days.
Almost as bad as the time he wore a tan suit.
Tragic that those were real crisis but don’t we miss them now?!
That's right! I almost forgot! One more thing to (mustard) rub in their stupid faces!
So true, so true.
They could get Mcdonald's on their own. A meal at the White House is possibly a one time event for them. Just wow. Going to the White House to eat Mcdonald's.
Welcome to the Wendy House
Putin probably annexed McDonaldland by now...
Thats what I thought too hahah xD... At the very least they could have served resturant quality hamburgers, and homemade pizza.. But no, literally burgers from Mcdonalds is what they got hahah!
It's funny because that's what they asked for
Shit on a silver platter is really the best metaphor for his presidency.
whats your status in life,greater than a president?
@@davidmayo3185 well I didn't have to eat cold hamberders for dinner so I'd say yeah I'm doing pretty good
@@davidmayo3185 Anybody is greater than this president.
@@davidmayo3185 I'd say a normal human. Something trump isn't.
@@davidmayo3185 my status? Well I'm not worshipped by half-wits if that's what you mean, but I do ok. LMAO
The first time I saw that picture I thought it was Photoshop... how naive... You just can't make this sh*t up... My condolences, american people 😔
Yeah i also thought it was someone's meme :/
"(I paid)" Had to make sure he puffed his own ego by letting everyone know how generous he was paying for that high quality, height of class luncheon. He's totally oblivious to how much of a joke he really is. Kind of pathetic actually.
Cymbeline Britain
Tell that to his base of supporters, primarily republicans!
They are even more clueless
@@gmrrnracr I'm aware. Blind devotion and loyalty to a man who thinks no more of them than the toilet paper he flushes down his golden throne.
Right! Isn't he a "billionaire" he can't afford a better meal for these athletes?
Lauren T
He can, he’s just a greedy piece of human garbage!
He represents the entire Republican Party
cymbeline britain
not only that but he used the White House limousine to order through the drive-through and pay with his debit card.
I don't think I've gone a single day without face palming since 2016.
@Kate O I'm Canadian and I'm face palming and ashamed that this could happen anywhere in the world, never mind right next door. But now I know those bizarre stories about incompetent, self indulgent leaders "fiddling while Rome burns" can be true.
LOOOOOOOOL!!
aisey100 Explains the permanent red hand-shaped mark on a lot of people's faces, including my own!😬
My doctor says the hand sized/shaped impression in the front of my skull may never go away.
your problem
Wait, so he served 1000 hamberders AND 300 hamburgers? I don't know about the rest of you, but I prefer my fast food hot and fresh, as in not more then 15 minutes off the grill. How many hours did all that food just sit there all piled up like that? Geez, the stupidity of this White House knows no limits!
Lol. Remember the scandal over Obama's choice of mustard?...
Had this been Obama the only question would be:
- which would we witness first, a crazed Fox news or a tirade of outraged trump tweets?
Oh yeah he's a liberal elitist because he ordered that fancy mustard you can buy at Walmart for $2... Also he's half black.
Jackie Kennedy once said the White House should reflect and have the best of everything to those who are invited there. Times have changed
This is the lowest of low. But when you vote incompetency into an important position, this is what you DESERVE!!
"Every country has the government it deserves" - Joseph de Maistre
Just look on the bright side, it would have been worse if Hilary was voted into office
Not all of us voted for him. And Hillary doesn’t matter anymore.
@@sarbotheparrot4052 But not enough of you voted against him. And that was Russia's victory. :/
Sad
“Flip the Liberty Bell 🔔 use it as a giant KFC bucket “ lmao 😂 😂
The problem isn't that Trump is a Russian operative. The real problem is that one third of the country has no issue with that. Hurry up Mueller...I'm going to buy a big beautiful TV , the biggliest TV ever! And my neighbor is going to pay for it. Maybe not directly, but he'll pay
Err gag The problem is that 1/3 of the country still believes in the hysterical Trump Russia nonsense, that is provably false but still peddled by our media.. like Russia hacking the DNC.
@@voiceofreason2168 need to check up your prescriptions buddy. Its showing even on your text person of the web.
@@voiceofreason2168 You misspelled treason. Voice of Treason. ... Easy mistake to make.
@Err gag Unrelated, but your profile picture is awesome.
Reed Richards Don’t bother. He’s just a troll bot.
That food has got to be stone cold! Even if it’s being heated, it’ll still be gross. At McDs, they can’t keep it more than an hour, they have to keep making it fresh (that was the case when I worked there as a teenager).
Also, isn’t he supposed to be at least a millionaire? Couldn’t he hire a proper caterer?
He genuinely loves Mac Ds. He's a germophobe. Check out his earlier interviews. It's actually sort of sad.
And the fries, it doesn't take long for them to get soggy and lukewarm.
10 minutes + 10 minutes longer, then they have to toss them. At least in Germany.
He could. If he weren't Trump. It's his lifetime motto: Do everything the shittiest way you can imagine.
Ergo: Show some contempt. Serve cold "hamberders" and squishy fries.
He has a restaurant not far from there. He could've taken them there.
I used to work for a restaurant that regularly catered to a prominent NCAA athletic department (mostly men's football and men's basketball).. they would have dinner before they left for away games or use us for recruitment events. The menu usually consisted of steak, chicken, salmon, crab legs, steamed veggies, salad, the works. I can only imagine with the financial position Clemson is in that these guys are used to the same. This is embarrassing to watch. The saddest thing is that this is the happiest I've seen Trump in months. He was so excited to serve them this cold crap, and capped it off with a sexist quip about his wife to boot.
agreed. ive worked in the food and beverage industry for almost 20 years and these guys are like MONSTER eaters but they only eat the "good stuff". i'd get an order for 3 steaks - for the same person... but none of them touched anything close to mcdonalds. such an insult to these athletes who worked their asses off to get to where they are, perfecting their physique and talent for the game. invite them to the white house and they get something a raccoon would be happy to grab from the dumpster. i havent had a mcdonalds item in so many years that im sure i'd be completely ill if i were to eat that trash. im sure these guys are no different, that stuff ruins your stomach and you spend all night on the toilet or nauseated if youre not used to eating it. and yeah, im sure he first lady and mrs. pence would be in the white house kitchen chopping up salads.... right.... sexist motherfucker. i cant wait to see him buried under the jail. remove his whole treasonous team from power and just bury them. he makes me RAGE so much.
This is uncle scrooge in real life, not just cartoon 😁
Aren't the players supposed to "stick to a good diet"...to be Lean, Mean, Fighting Machines?????...Or can they stop when the season is over?? (dumb female here)....lol
@@Hadihadi-wr8mt uncle scrooge is at least really rich and undoubtedly an able businesman... duck.
Matt Stryker When I was in high school, for each game, they would take the entire football team to the Sizzler for steaks. The boosters would pay for it for us.
“I thought it was a joke.” Oh man, I almost spit my lunch onto my iPad!!
*"If you say who gets fired (for a government shutdown), it always has to be the top. I mean problems start from the top, and they have to get solved from the top, and the president's the leader, and he's got to get everybody in a room, and he's got to lead. And he doesn't do that, he doesn't like doing that, that's not his strength. And that's why you have this horrible situation going on in Washington - very very bad thing and it's very embarrassing worldwide." --- Donald Trump, Sep 20, 2013*
....So true! I honestly couldn't agree more. It's time for Dotard to take his own advice and use his own catch phrase "You're fired!" on himself.
So the art of the deal was a good book 😆😆😆😂😂😂😱
I read thing in parenthesis just Like Steven read Trump's tweet Parenthesis
@@fayemarshall2254 :: ....ahh man,..I was gonna say that...LOL
When trump gets fired, all the talk shows gonna use the cliche "you are fired" on him and i wouldnt mind any of those. i'd watch the news over and over again to catch up on some sanity i lost over these years.
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The food was as classy as the host
Hey! There’s no shame in being a good fast food burger. Donald already eats them, so let’s not add insult to injury.
@@darkprose after 15 minutes , fast food becomes OLD food ...after 2 hours , unrefrigerated fast food becomes a health hazard ! really ? no drinks ?
Hey, hey, now a hamburger is a classy food. It's better than the ham in the White House.
true
Beautifully Spoken👍
He said that Taco Bell is going to pay for it.
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Hilarious
The taco bell from mexico
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Cold mcdonalds. Nice.
Coach McGuirk Would’ve obviously been heated smh
@@Irishman11850 Looks to me like it's sitting out on a table getting cold...
But sure, I'll play along. How did the president go about reheating 1000 hamberders? In the microwave 1 at a time? In the microwave 10-20 at a time? In the ovens? On the grill? Did he just crank the heat in the dining room so they wouldn't get cold? Do tell!
@@Irishman11850Except it wasn't. #notfakenews
@@Irishman11850Except it wasn't. #notfakenews
@@TheBrothergreen Don't waste your brain cells on him brother. It won't work. They want to kiss trumpos butt till their lips are brown, let them. It's their only calling in life so I just tell them to go back to fox news. They don't want to be wrong, and want to believe in hate, racism, chauvenism and aliens. Let them.
2:25 The perfect analogy for the Trump administration: *junk food served on a silver platter*
BdR76 and eaten with a silver spoon!
Very true.
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LMAO spot on
As a metaphor, it doesn't come much sweeter.
1st player "I thought it was a joke"
2nd player " I did too"
We are all in a Trump's broadcast series 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭🙏 lord be with us
jashane stone 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Trumpty Dumpty ate with the team
Those good Clemson boys who realized their dream
But all of his millions, his bigly vast wealth
Couldn’t get Trumpty to think of their health
Lipp Louie thanks! I write a lot of them.
How much do I need to pay you to make you my personal slave writer for school hehe I will even throw you a bonus of 300 hamburgers.
Sonic is the best lol..you can follow me on Twitter if you like them @surejan16
PS I prefer hamberders
@@KittenUndercover I like this one, very clever!
There once was a man named Donald J.
Who liked to Tweet both night and day
Many thought him a genius
The man with a very small penis
Why some still support him I cannot say.
You guys are athletes. Here’s some cold fast food.
Wow, you mean to tell me these guys (national champions) dressed up for this type of reception to be given food who’s brand is a clown; served to them by a complete clown.... how fitting! And this is classy???
77saywhatnow At this point government officials might as well dress up as clowns to senate hearings.
punk
@@davidmayo3185 Yes. We're the punks because we think it is inappropriate for the White House to serve McDonalds to athletes.
You smell that Randy? That's all the shit particles floating in the air. There's a shit storm a coming Randy.
@@CbassPlaysGames who is Randy?
Just when you think he can't get any worse- when you think he can't POSSIBLY do anything more crazy... HE DOES IT... it's unbelievable
Not 'crazy', he ain't gettin' an insanity defense from me. Trump proves continuously he's stupid, crass, self-absorbed... everything a public figure & role model should NOT BE.
And i feel more and more like i am living in the last days before Rome(America) falls...................
james curtis He keeps moving the goal post.
Imagine being an athlete, invited to meet the president and have a meal with him, so you dress up and look forward to the kind of fancy food you normally wouldn't buy yourself or, if you are n a strict diet and exercise regime, looking forward to a really nice cheat-meal.... And then you arrive in your best suit only to find a huge pile of luke-warm fastfood in boxes?
Judith B
Only trump would be such an amazing idiot! 😢😥
No way they are lukewarm he took too long for his photo op and everybody love me speech.
That's much like the most important office in the land being handed to the most unqualified person like Trump. See the similarities ?
I couldn’t believe it...what an insult. I am off to see what past teams were served.
I bet Obama would have cooked them something in the same circumstances. Although Obama probably wouldn't get himself into this situation, because he's not an idiot.
I don't remember the article but obama and his wife have catered using the white house garden. And this was for charitable reasons, not a fancy hosting party.
His line about "the first lady making salads" was an obvious attack on Michelle Obama. You see, in red states eating healthy is seen as anti-American. No joke, I've actually heard it many times.
Obama may have taken them to the kitchen and allowed them to cook their own steak with him in an apron!
@@gloomyblackfur399 The states with the most obesity?
Whenever Twitler supporters get embarrassed by how manbabyish Benedict Donald acts, they always avoid the question or situation at hand (which is: WTF kind of idiot spells it "hamberders??) by pointing at obama.
This is a KGB deflection technique known as WHATABOUTISM
The second lady? Is he talking about Stormy Daniels?
Yep...right behind First Lady Ivanka Trump. Not sure where Melania falls on the list...
Mike Pence wife
Lololol
@@seanpboyd1968
Melania is back-up, ready to jump into the kitchen on short notice.
Melania is the First Trophy Lady
Claims 1,000, but said there were 300. Trump ate 700 before everyone arrived, and got a meat thrombosis in he brain, causing him to misspell hamburger on a phone with auto-correct.
By the power of Brainskull! I have the powaaaaah! HE-BRAIN!🎵 *points at your typo with He-Brain's sword*
How the hell do you override autocorrect?
@@kirknay Much like his official weight being 239lbs, it is a mystery of the modern world.
dump doesn't NEED a reason for his stupidity...it is JUST there....sad...BIGLY sad....period
Lying about how many hamberders he bought... that is truely remarkable
Billionaire hotel/restaurant owner buys fast food for his guests? How bad is the food at the Bonespurs Presidential Suites?
Also brags about it, as if an actual billionaire would need to brag about being able to afford Big Macs.
I don't know about that one, but "Trump Grill Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America".
www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/12/trump-grill-review
One of Trump's restaurant was qualified of one of the worst in America. There's a Buzzfeed video of some guys eating part of the menu and they said that was disgusting (and expensive)
I'm sure the food is as low class as Traitor Trump... burnt steaks with ketchup is the chef special.
Oh now I know why the Golden state Warriors basketball team refused to go meet the president after the world champion winning! 😂🤣😃😄 He's the cheap host!
He's always bragging about how rich he is. Couldn't he bring in a caterer? You're going to the white house, and you're being served food you could have got on your way home from hitting up da club.
Indie, no no no. You've got it all wrong. In order to emulate the president, the first thing you must NOT be is reasonable nor intelligent nor gracious. Remember, best bang for the buck and screw healthy. Oh and of course throw in some hot chicks sans salads. Because...salad.
He brags about how rich he is but their more people who are richer then him for example Bill Gates you dont see him bragging lol
@@xLatinAssazzin
Fake Gold = Trump
Its shiny but ain't worth shit
@@xLatinAssazzin but compared to you... he's rich... he's richer than 99.98% people in the world... only about 100 people who are richer than him... so he has the right to say, he is more rich than most people... coz he is!
@Dak Lamerbusch hahaha... deny deny deny deny deny... that's what all sjw, soyboy, feminist, and other sucker are all good at... denying and lying and making fake news... and making falls accusation about rape, about mr trump, about border, about illegal immigrants, about hillary emails, about bangghazi, about censorship, etc etc etc... ahahaha...
Did you people see the picture of Pres Lincoln in the background? ......
Poor old Lincoln was thinking- "How come I got shot - yet this bastard is still on his feet"?
acct4u because he started a horrible war against the south. We paid him back
@@Aqua.man045 the South trying to secede and couldn't pull it off. Thankfully. Though, clear to see those descendants still hold a grudge and voted for Trump. Another decision that will bite the nation in the arse. Good one
@@Aqua.man045 Horrible war huh. Ever wondered what other countries do to traitors? Davis and Lee should have been executed.
Aqua Man right he started it wasn’t because “your ppl” we’re using other humans as slave and property because they were to lazy and/or inbred to work on their own but your right Lincoln started it your totally right so why don’t go and get lost with the other moronic racist out there maybe jump off a cliff up to you and let the rest of us try and fix the mess your ppl have made
Between mar-a-lago and all of his hotels, he couldn't even hire a caterer!? Even one caterer!? It would have been less work AND cheaper!
He paid remember? If he had to pay, he's going fast foods.
Nope he hire illegals just like he did at his New Jersey golf course.
His attempt at making a clever statement.
If I remember correctly, the Presidents have always been known for having an On-call Personal Doctor and Chef, but I guess no one signed up for the post under Trump.
A photo of trump and corporate fast food in the white house tells you everything you need to know about trump.
Proof you can't buy class.
That he spoils & stinks as fast as fast food?
Man O War Mental gymnastic gold medal recipient..
but he has the best body ... his doctor said so
@@voiceofreason2168 I'm pretty sure your the one resorting to mental gymnastics as you have no problem promoting baseless claims and conspiracy theories.
Is there anything more despicable than Mike Pence's smiling face?
Joel Edelstein Your existence.
Pence looks at trump like he can't wait to get his lips back on his ass. Pathetic bootlicker!! Typical hypochristian!
@@hraefn6201 erm... this is weak
Trump serving hamberders WITHOUT cheezberders!!!
@@markreed6531 "Hypochristian" is a good word. Thank you for gifting it to the world.
I'm going to point out one tidbit I have not heard yet... one of Trump's hotels with a very fancy restaurant was just a drive away... I bet they could have catered, if the administration was afraid of some conflict of interest, just about any restaurant could have hosted that... Texas Roadhouse would have fed those men some big porterhouses with all the fixings... but no Our "President*" chose cheap fast food.... this is how classy this man is
seriously. if not giving the business to his own restaurant, he could have had ANY RESTAURANT in the DC area shut down and brought them to it, private function and had them eat like kings. could have had any catering service load up trays with steak, salmon, chicken, pasta.. REAL FOOD not this dumpster bin put on trays. this is SO adequate as an explanation for the entire presidency. trash served up cold on a silver platter. disgusting.
he loves mcd. this was a childhood dream come true for the 45th
This president is not afraid of conflict of interest. I almost spit out my food on that one 😂. His entire presidency is marred in conflict of interest. Remember his kids who are his business partners but also on his administration still run his empire. He refused to put his businesses in a blind trust just to show there would be no conflict of interest in how he governed. He just insisted that his kids who help him run his administration would not talk about his business. Plus all the presidential "business" he does a Mar-a-lago. The place apparently makes money every time he goes there. Taxpayer money. Certainly not a conflict of interest to keep going there so much. Then there's everything with Russia. Using his hotel to cater this dinner would be small potatoes in comparison.
The only way that picture could have been better is if Lincoln was facepalming.
I think he does that when no one is there. I think all past presidents ghost are talking to the statue of Liberty now discussing trumps retirement plan. Trump has created an Ace of a catastrophe. People who didn't have a problem suddenly do. Those who did, where is the relief? Return to do unto others as you would have others do unto you. This isn't religious. It's natural. The earths natural design is to provide. All a human has to do is share it equally. Instead humans have turned it into a complex guessing game. Just live. I guess that's too easy.
That should be photoshopped asap lol
To: Future people studying history. I am sorry. It is not a prank.
Doran Martell They’re going to put all trump history in a plain manilla envelope in the back of the book. Not for the faint of heart.
Very educational
(Then add the calorie list in the book like McDonalds does on the fries bag! 😋)
(Then add the calorie list in the book like McDonalds does on the fries bag! 😋)
Doran Martell Debatable, as it depends upon your definition of 'prank.' From one angle of interpretation, Vladamir Putin and pals are pulling off the ultimate global prank, sadly.
He didn't serve KFC because he is keeping it for himself..
Mark W Lowest effort joke in the history of man
Bigly picture you got there lol
@@Irishman11850 not true. Mr Trump saying he will release his tax returns - that would be the weakest joke ever.
Your logo cracked me up
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He should have ordered taco bell and let Mexico🇲🇽 pay for it...
XD rotfl
That’s fucked up but funny 🤣
Ebony Monet 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🤪🤪🤪🤪💯
Pretty sure your racist right now🤔🤔
Niiiiiice 😂
There was no water because trump refused to pay the water bill.
Oh yeah forgot about that!
Diet Coke is Trump's drink of choice. Certainly not water.
@@dianezimmerman4434 I think you misspelled "A lot of"
@@dianezimmerman4434 Many of these football players want to drink regular Coke. Even the bigger ones who should be drinking Diet Coke don't want all the chemicals made to keep the Diet Coke diet in their system.
@@RCmack
You think there's no chemicals in regular Coke?
Or Pepsi, or Mountain Dew, RC, etc.
He tried to get Taco Bell to pay for it ...but that just led to talk of a wall at the drive thru.
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hah! this is a good joke.
maybe if he had more stale burgers he could use them as bricks for the wall
(Rimshot)🎶 👍
This is great 😂
Chorken Nerglets made me laugh out loud.
That's pretty sad. To be served McD's at the White House by a supposed billionaire... He couldn't fork out for proper catering?
Mister Kim It’s tradition and besides like everyone on the planet like burgers
I wonder if it was just is excuse to have his dream come true: his favorite food served in enormous proportions!... He even had that silly picture taken, He is a weird fellow...
@@Irishman11850 I'll assume you're joking, even though you're probably not.
God, it’s Andrew “farm animals in the White House” Jackson all over again. Even if he wanted to go that route, he could have had chefs prepare gourmet American food! Imagine if Pres Obama did this, there would be an uproar.
@@whiskeyclones7161 absolutely true, good post.
Trump is the lowest common denominator - hence why all common sense standards have been abandoned.
Actually I believe that the real reason why trump served up fast food was because his charity foundation was closed down for fraud recently.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-agrees-to-shut-down-his-charity-amid-allegations-he-used-it-for-personal-and-political-benefit/2018/12/18/dd3f5030-021b-11e9-9122-82e98f91ee6f_story.html?.24b3bdac5a83
Frugal trump would never personally pay for a healthy meal for anyone outside his swamp.
Donald Trump serving junk food on a silver platter is equivalent to his presidency up to this point. Hamberder in Chief
Hamburglar in Chief
Small hander in Chief
@@Gottenhimfella can you blame them, their job is to listen this fuckwit I'm amazed they haven't been institutionalized
I CAN SEE BY YOUR PORTRAIT , YOU BELONG WITH THE KNUCKLEHEAD SCREWBALLS... HAHAHA...WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU IDIOTS SUPPLYING US THE COMEDY,,,, I GUESS BECOMING HATEFUL, ENVIOUS, JEALOUS AND PLAIN NASTY LIKE YOU ARE.... OH WE HAD 8 YEARS OF IT AND NEVER EVEN CAME CLOSE TO YOUR BEHAVIOR....... THANK "THE GOOD LORD" OH AND THANKS FOR THE BIG HELP IN PUSHING THE APPROVAL RATE FOR OUR AWESOME PRESIDENT.. WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE WITHOUT YOUR HELP....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine you have a billionaire friend who asked you out for a meal and then goes ahead and bring you to macdonald’s....
Nothing short of disappointing lmao
But I'm sure according to Sean Hannity and Sarah Huckabee-Sanders 'hamberders' has always been the proper word, and it is everybody else who spells the word wrong.
It's an alternative spelling of course
He just knows a lot of words. The best words. Especially made up words
We have always been at war with Eurasia
The hits keep coming, this stuff just writes itself
because you are a snowflake
like david said... keep being a snowflake and trump will continue being stupid? david is not really a trump supporter, he just speaks in riddles i think
@@rayoflight39 Mr. Mayo is a very angry mayo. You do not want to show him a jar of pickles!
@@SCeles lol
Ffs I honestly saw that picture earlier and assumed it was a photoshopped picture teasing him about his preference for McDonald’s... Every damn day since this started he manages to make me sad at some point during it.
boo hoo
@@davidmayo3185 Are you a troll? Please go away. Atl.com
Honestly, he does a better job of making himself a joke than any of us ever could.
This just in from the fast food industry: "If we had known we wouldn't have served him. He just came in and asked for the usual."
Hahahahahaha!! Best one today! 😂
How great would it have been if nobody ate the garbage food. "We are athletes, we don't eat that stuff".
but they do... lol
It would go about as well as athletes refusing to stand during the national anthem. Oh, wait...
I can’t laugh at this. It’s actually really sad.
Poemi10304 I was amused until he read the tweet then I wanted to cry.
well, if his adoring fans love him so damn much then this is only good news. They'll eat hamberders, we'll eat salads. I wonder who will live longer...
I would have faced #45 and said, "This is a joke. No thanks." and walked out. He couldn't get one of his flunkies to have the event catered by any decent local restaurants? Melania is a pro at spending his money, she could have called it in herself.
The worst part is that MVP QB Trevor Lawrence is a huge Chik Fil A fan and there's a CFA 3300 ft from the White House. Give the young man his damn CFA! (Also CFA foil wrap holds heat better so it might still be warmish unlike those nasty burgers). Heck using CFA would even polish the Trump/Pence appeal to the anti-LGBT and holy roller crowd in the process. (This is not an endorsement of their appeal to those crowds, just pointing out the obvious)
What an embarrassment! 😂
An hemberdessment.
Seven Gates everything was cold.
@@angrygaymexican get out of here with your smart people spellings. your president knows how to spell words. big words, beautiful words, words so good you wont believe it.
@@sevengates555 cold no drinks and it is supposed to be the rewatch for winning a championship
Oh, it's way beyond embarrassment. Trump is "a clear and present danger!" Wake up, America. Before it's too late!
Imagine lying about not being able to afford food while also lying about being a billionaire
Couldn't he pay for the wall himself if he supposedly is a billionaire?
So we’re all just gonna ignore the fact that he said the wives would have to make salads?
Well people ignored it during the election so why would they care now?
He meant tossing salads
man even auto correct has bailed on trump
LOL
You know who I feel sorry for? The poor White House staff who had to stack all of those damn burger boxes on silver trays on the White House tables. I wonder how many were just shaking their heads in shame.
agreed!!!...but AT LEAST they are getting "paid"...(I think)
I wish Trump, Melania, Pence, and Mrs. Pence had had to clean it up. Because if you’ve ever had to clean up after a college party like that, it’s nasty.
mycroft16 Sarah was the first one up saying how proud she was to have cooked it all
“Smh I should have been a damn doctor, what am I doing with my life”
What would Wendy's say about their products being offered when alot of Govt employees are filing for food stamps
Daddy, who were the presidents of your time?
"Well, there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, Obama and then McDonalds The Diabetes Advertisement."
I don't understand, Dad.
"Neither did I at the time."
OUCH...lol
it's funny because that's how you will have to explain it to your kids... If you even get a chance to have kids. Hard to say there is a future these days lol.
Excellent 😌😏
I didn't think it was possible to consume that much food/racism/treason/hatred/narcissism, but god damn does Trump take the cake (pun intended) for being the embodiment of Gluttony.
and lust, and pride, and greed, and sloth, and wrath, and envy.
The insinuation that only wives and women make salads...
Yes, that remark really deserves more attention. I am surprised that Colbert let it slide.
@@gracious1111 In all fairness, I think there was too much shit show to really fit everything into one segment. As a woman frankly I am tired of calls to every misogynistic thing trumphead says because then we'd NEVER stop talking. Not saying it's right, but instead the energy should be on getting the entire clown administration out. Impeachment is not enough because pence would take his place.
That wasn't insinuated at all...
Watch and listen again....
qwerty link. Are you saying that men can’t cook? No gender is “better” at cooking.
"I thought is was a joke" is exactly what we all thought about the Trump candidacy.
@3:28 "I thought it was a joke" 😂😂😂😂😂
That picture looks like it was pulled out of the movie Idiocracy
So does life for the past 2 years.
True, but it’s rarely been as on-the-nose as that moment.
DrasticBread You know he’s sitting on a recliner toilet eating a stick of butter while watching Fox and Friends
Remember the movie Talladega nights, and Ricky Bobby's dinner table
@@VERITASnpg "Go away, I'm 'batin'!"
Incredible! Our President was more excited about junk food than anything else happening. Including gov shutdown. You can't make this stuff up.
YOU HAVEN'T A FREAKING CLUE ABOUT ANYTHING. PELOSI AND SCHUMER ARE THE ONES BEHIND THE SHUTDOWN. THEY ARE THE SNAKES THAT SPEW OUT POISON OVER THEIR FORKED TONG EVERYTIME THEY SPEAK .
imagine trump throwing a lavish party at government shutdown... what would the left say to him?
that he is so wasteful and inconsiderate... spending millions while some workers are not getting paid?
keep your double standard to yourself!
barbara m Speaking in caps doesn’t make your point more valid. Would help to learn that.
qwerty link actually, Trump cheaps out on everything, like that wall he promised. Have you checked the status on that lately?
Trump is supposed to be rich, yet instead of using his wealth to hire actual chefs to cater a lavish meal, he goes cheap and gets "berders" and fries. These are the NATIONAL CHAMPIONS of college football, and he congratulated them with the same kind of meal you'd serve at a grade school birthday party. I hope he popped for a Carvel ice cream cake for dessert too. Next, he's gonna take this year's Super Bowl Champions to Chuck E. Cheese.
So what, its Clemson. Not like they were OSU..
@@guitarcollector1291 Because they aren't as looked up to nor as famous is all the more reason that something nicer should've gone on for them. Stop the elitist attitude. It's what doesn't make our country great.
@@guitarcollector1291 OSU and W got a pregame meal at Lawry's Prime Rib in Beverly Hills.....seems like they got the best deal
@@sandragray4598 You are right, my bad
To be fair, I share his view that they're really not important.
Nothing says performance athletes like luke warm burgers and cold fries..... 💩
and no drinks... all those fries, mouth drier than a desert crossing neat the border?
this isn't funny anymore, my condolences from canada, ''get well soon''.
Thank you I appreciate your comment. I can't believe we have another year of this...smh :(
I'm begging you Canada I'm a really nice person let me come and stay oops I mean visit yeah just a nice long visit I swear.....
Gives a get well soon teddy bear holding a pillow heart, flowers and a note "get well soon" - almost forgot the helium get well soon balloon for added entertainment if and when you wanted to inhale the helium.
@@laurentead65 just walk across our border, we'll welcome you heartily.
This horror show was never fkn funny. Not from day 1!!!
Over 1000 “hamberders”? Just how many Clemson players are there?
According to their current roster... 130 including coaching staff. So 300 makes relative sense while 1000 does not. I can see them each eating 2, but then at the same time he said there was also pizza and other things. So by and large there was entirely too much food and much of it was likely wasted.
Moyashi : I suspect there were more like 100 or 200 hamburgers there. With Trump, most numbers get bigger every time he mentions them. Yeah, I can see college football players eating 2 or even 3 burgers each, but not 8 each, especially when other entrees were also served.
@@Calebguy13 Math is not one of Trump's strengths.
Modern high-level athletes have absurd calorie needs. If everyone showed up hungry and ready to stuff down hamburgers, a mere 300 would have been far too few. Not even close. That being said, I'm sure that's not the kind of meal that any of them wanted.
@@Calebguy13 2 burgers might be enough for a soyboy but not for these guys
Sounds like the Sweedish Chef from the Muppets was the one to set the menu. Hamberders bork bork.
😂
Haha. I thought that too!
Swedish Chef would have tried harder even if he failed.
And at least Swedish Chef is adorable. Trump is just plain deplorable!
Hahaha!!!
I cant get over the fact that this supposed billionaire can't afford decent food for a party. He depended on the government... initially... for food... and then he said, "I'll pay for the food," and literally bought the cheapest food (in quality) possible.
Poison Kiss At first he boasted about knowing this is exactly what these guys would want and they would be ecstatic so he noted he paid for the food 👌. Then everyone starts laughing so he blames the government shutdown for it being fast food. This is as good as it gets guys 🤷♂️🤷♂️ be grateful I fed you at all.
who have you bought food for mr samaritan
and has a hotel, with kitchen 4 blocks from there. Not to mention the hundreds of locally owned restaurants suffering due to shutdown. smh
david mayo - LMFAO I volunteer at a food bank.
firing squad for drump, family & entire republican party
This is what is come to.. the president serving McDonald’s 🤦🏻♂️
Its his favorite food. That and a well done steak with ketchup on it.
Trump has zero class
What the hell, was KFC closed?
@@MikeBrown-ex9nh KFC is nasty dude you gotta get popeyes at least
@@3star2nr Popeyes is my favorite, but this is trump we are talking about.
Well, as long as he serving that clown he isn't serving Russia.
Wait... did he say the First Lady would make the salads? And WHO'S the "Second Lady?" Would that be Stormy or Karen?
Ivanka.
Legion of Weirdos your mom!!
whoa!!
Peachy Dory
Technically, Melania is the Third Lady.
Yesterday I had a bad day and watched FOX and read the comments about this Junk Food thing. I could not believe, what people said ... applauding their wonderful president for his great and generous and down-to-earth reception. It was a really bad day then, but I am somehow happy to not be American.
A. v. K.
Republicans are a National embarrassment!
ALWAYS VOTE BLUE
No bragging
What, no drinks? I would have expected Trump to have imported some fine Flint water.
You missed that he said 300 burgers, but tweeted 1000. Usual exaggeration?
That's 300 hamburgers, 400 hamberders, and 300 et ceteras.
don't you mean exadderation?
Not usual exaggeration , L I E , his usual DAILY LIE !!!!!! Added to the other thousands and thousands !!! Cheers...
I think there were at least 10,000 hamburders and 20,000 etcetera buckets
Right can't even be honest about a menu
Felacio-fish 🤣..and you forgot one..A NICE CUP OF HOT COVFEFE ☕️
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Serving athletes, national champions, big macs, chicken mcnuggets at the friggin white house??? I swear the man is like school on a holiday, NO CLASS !!!
more class than you
@@davidmayo3185 stop smoking that crack.
@@davidmayo3185 If McDonalds is such a classy meal, why don't you eat it for the rest of your life. It would be like eating a four-course meal from a five-star restaurant everyday, for the rest of your life for only $5.
Libtards
#WhiteTrashClass
When you order fast food, you've got to eat it almost right away. Warm fast food doesn't taste the same... especially if you're eating in the white house
Your tastebuds are less efficient at identifying flavors at extreme heat or cold temps. "warm" is what the fast food actually tastes like. Fun fact, this is also the reason why mixed drinks tend to be served cold and watered down. To mask the disgusting flavor of prohibition era rot-gut.
Fast food should not be eaten at any temperature.
When I get fast food and take it home, you have to eat it right away before it gets nasty and you have to eat the fries out of the bag which insulates it somewhat. If you empty the fries out onto a plate or even into the burger box, they get cold, soggy and nasty in a minute. Now realize that the fast food places can't make hundreds of burgers all at the same time. So they make how many they can and those sit and get cold while they make all the others. Then it's all driven back to the white house, and taken out of the bags and put out on the trays onto the table and the fries are taken out of the bags and out of the fry boxes and put into the plastic cups they displayed them in, and then all of the food sits there getting even colder while trump gave his little speech about the food before they finally went in there. Even if you like fast food, that stuff was cold soggy and gross by that point.
stop misspelling berder
@@Logan_Baron great point!
Nothing says America like 300 hamburgers and obesity. Lol
I heard Trump's bill was $5770.00 and so he told them "Here's $2000.00, keep the change"
$5 says trump uses this as a tax write off
He doesn't need a tax write-off; he doesn't pay taxes. He probably "paid" with an I.O.U. which he'll ignore. He's experienced at not paying people he owes.
Maybe his nonprofit paid for it?
Which is why it increased from 300 to 1000 overnight ;p
I'm willing to bet more money that he just bills the government.
Bet he paid for it out of his "charity"
And people think class equals how much money one has. Smh
I'm pretty sure people don't think that, unless they hail from Dumfukistan.
aka "Red states..."
I read a nice Twitter thread about how many American's equate wealth with smarts, morals, class, etc. There are wayyyy too many people who think that money=intelligence/being a good person.
Mmmm a table full of cold hamburgers. Gee Mr president you really know how to spoil us
Correction...hamberders
Maybe the WH cooks got furloughed.
@Smileyrie James
Trump has a love for congealed grease seasoned with 6 tablespoons of salt for each hamberder
@@MikeBrown-ex9nh The cooks and staff did get furloughed. Hence the food debacle. And comment about Melania making salads.
That photo should be Trump's official state portret. Truly, a photo for hte historybooks.
There are no books in the future.
Jelle D van Rinsum portrait*
@@yammmit you're right of course, as a non-native English speaker I do sometimes commit small spelling and grammar errors. Luckily I can count on the countless English teachers that populate the internet to point out those grievous mistakes I make, so I may render my previously unintelligible comment acceptable and understandable to those who are limited to speaking and understanding only that mutt of a language that is English.
We also just skipped over the fact that Trump was like "Could've had the First and Second lady make you salads, Ughhh. The women making yard clippings. I was like no way. These boys need real food" You were going to make women work in the kitchen. And your compromise to that was to serve garbage.
Trump is hobo fight; hideous, terrifying and yet compelling.
I wonder if Trump considers Ivanka as the first or second lady.
I have been bothered by that statement since he made it. How about YOU make the salads! He HAD to tell us that he paid for this so how about a CATERER! God.
@@29slowjoe HA!
@@bford3977 Giggity
"and yet compelling" ??? Sure wasn't compelling to that football player who said "I thought it was a joke."
How did it go from 300 hamberders to 1000? ... Were they multiplying like the Staphylococcus on the dining table? ...
Small men feel the need to compensate on everything. Like inauguration sizes or how many 2 for 5 burgers they buy
The least classiest white house visit by any championship team in history. Might as well just stay home next time until we have a new president.
Anyone notice he assumed it was a woman's place to do the cooking?
I'm sure Melania loves to make salads. The lettuce is like Kryptonite to Trump. "Ahh! Healthy food! Get it away!"
mattpetty1 So?
mattpetty1 It’s also assumed that it is a man place to go out and do the “dirty work”. What’s your point?
Mike Beglin I don’t care about “muh sexism”. If women are so “strong” then why comments like that bother them so much? 😂
@@paulcoy9060 you think melanie knows how to cook?