I can't quite figure out what he has to be smug about. Just to be serious here, everything Trump proposes involves massive, probably unprecedented spending, which is what I thought was the major criticism people had with Obama. And this is the party of fiscal responsibility? Even his proud achievement of keeping fewer lower income people insured ends up costing more in the long run, of course. There's no logic to it......
Alphasnowbordergirl Now watch Alex Jones Cover this and say that Clean coal is a discovery made by a guy polishing a lump of coal or some shit and say that it's good for you
Alphasnowbordergirl maybe he thinks they wash it to make it squeaky clean. Cos if you wash the outside it will get rid of the carbon on the inside of a lump of carbon right?
RyoHazuki224 Yep. Our forefathers called for seperation of church and state for this very reason. Lets face it, The Republican party would be dead by now if they didn't play Christian and get votes purely because of it.
In the 50's we adopted the official motto "In God We Trust". Around the same time we added the phrase "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance. I agree that this should have never happened, but that does not undo what has been done. It is indeed our motto.
If there are fries, we do inhale them. If there are tacos, we do devour them. If there are Cheetos, we do cannibalize them, as they are family, delicious, crunchy family. If there is a cheeseburger, we consume it, every greasy, grimy, sloppy delicious bite,...then we wipe our greasy, little #HamsterHands on the sheets and go to sleep.
Coal, handpicked with the dew of dawn still on it. Each piece lovingly shaped and polished by immigrant children making 50c an hour (no healthcare). The coal is then sauteed over a low flame to release essential oils and bring out the flavours (< English/Australian spelling of flavors). It is then lovingly crushed into pure, clean coal dust and burnt to release 100% pollution free energy.
His ratings are higher than ever and this is #2 on youtube right now. I think he's doing just fine and can weather a storm from the /r/t_d quick reaction snowflake force.
My favorite part was when half of the Republican section broke out into a "U.S.A! U.S.A!" chant like they were a bunch of drunks in a baseball stadium.
To all the Trump Sycophants saying Colbert is a sellout and is getting paid to say this. It's almost as if it's Colbert's JOB to make jokes about the news. I know it's a difficult concept to grasp, but "comedian" is a profession. Colbert is a professional, he gets paid for this because that is how a JOB works.
The Timejumper he's a professional alright, a professional activist that hides behind false claims of being "satire" in order to hide behind the defense of it being comedy when things don't go his way. Taking what is something absurdist in nature and trying to turn it into a serious message with jokes sprinkled in because he's a coward.
In the name of civility I will say he stuck to his script, and didn't make it worse for himself, bravo for that. That being said, trying to manipulate the country like a board of monopoly disgusts me, and I wish the best for Mueller's investigation.
He read a script. It's not that serious. Tomorrow he'll be back at the shenanigans. Heck, just today it was revealed that a Russian spy barred from the US met with Trump's team recently.
Trump sounded like he was fighting to stay awake that whole speech. It was mind numbing to listen to. Normally, he goes to bed at 6 oclock so this was way past the manchild's bedtime.
Eric Morang I bet everyone else was fighting to stay awake too. I wonder if he had a picture of the cheeseburger he was looking forward to in front of him to keep him going.
Donald Trump is the ultimate bad ass...sorry, wrong guy. I was thinking of Robert Mueller. The guy was awarded the Bronze Star (valor), 2 Navy Commendation Medals (valor) and 1 Purple Heart as a U.S. Marine while leading an infantry company during the Vietnam War.
Mueller will be the man of this decade, he will go down in history books as the man who saved America from turning 100% Nazi. I just hope he hurries up, but there are SO many crimes, and SO many criminals and traitors in the GOP and Dump family.
7:49 "...to remove Federal employees, who undermine the public trust, or fail the American people." Hmmm..., that sounds an awful lot like YOU, Mr. President!
It's 2018, coal is not a viable energy source. To the 50,000 people that work in coal.. FIND WORK ELSEWHERE! Sorry people, but things change. You either embrace it or you get left in the dust. This is coming from a former newspaperman. I've changed my career because of technology. It sucks because I loved that career, but you do what you gotta do to survive.
How do you think the electricity you chew up daily like a crack addict in Columbia is made????? Coal, dolt. Shut off your phone, and all your electronics, then you can talk.
Maybe they should've looked at the writing on their wall and found another job? I used to a reporter at a newspaper, you think I wanted to give that up? Uh no. But I switched careers. C'mon it's not hard. You do what you gotta do. There's other jobs to be had
"So tonight I call on congress to empower every cabinet secretary with the authority to reward good workers and to remove federal employees who undermine the public trust or who fail the American people." That is the scariest line of the whole speech. Giving Trump the power to remove any dissenting voices from every government agency would be a step towards tyranny. It would be long term damage that would outlast his presidency. His successor, Democrat or Republican would not likely give up that power.
"Because you shouldn't punish people who take up jobs as public servants, but fail to serve the people?" Don't be simple. That power shouldn't reside with partisan cabinet secretaries who the president has control over. Civil servant protections are a strength of the American system and they were introduced to prevent new administrations from replacing career staff with their political cronies. "Also, there's literally nothing wrong with an authoritarian, central government." Depending upon what you mean by that, I believe you and I may have very different values.
Why should we defend career politicians? They do us no good. Their failure to serve the people is only compounded by their greed. They don't serve the people, they serve their lobbyists and their bank accounts. Why shouldn't they be punished?
Niru S.Lingam yeah tell the only sane people left to move to Canada. Screw the country I was born and raised in. Don't like who less then half the population voted for then move. Come on now that's ridiculous.
Daniel Muñoz My family's farm was demolished because COAL was found underneath our apple orchard. Coal company left chunks of coal ALL OVER the ground after leaving! We burned it in our coal-burning furnace the winter before we left it all behind us. There is NO SUCH THING as "clean coal". tRump LIES.
Daniel Muñoz - and you can also polish a turd but it doesn't make it any more palatable. Coal kick-started the industrial revolution but it's long past time to move on. Renewables are still in their teen years but have made amazing strides; other, safer forms of nuclear power need urgent R&D and implementation. We need to change our energy production methods or we, as a race, might not be around in a form we recognise for too much longer.
LA B - Be hard to move out of my mum's basement. I'd first have to move out of my house, then reconstitute her scattered ashes, bring her back to life, rebuy her property for her and then dig her a basement underneath it without destroying it. You might want to think before commenting nonsense - which is pretty much your whole comment. Antifa... Not something much mentioned in my country; care to explain what that means?
I haven’t seen Americans this divided as they are now !!! I love American people ( HATE politicians ) and I found them very generous,emotional and caring people.I wish them all the best !!!
Mate, your name is Amir. While, to be fair, mine is Luiz... Somewhere, in Trumpland, these are unholy words. They must assume I am Mexican and you are Syrian.
If you want to know the real truth of it, go look at the number of likes on this video vs. the number of dislikes. The likes are decent American people who are seeing their country under attack from a nearly Nazi political party who gets worse day by day, the dislikes are Trump's base, they are seriously outnumbered by rational thinking people.
The American people are being exploited by the wealthy and powerful, but a large number of them are stuck in their situation with no way out. It's really horrible
Just look at Paul Ryan! As much as I despise him, I do give him credit for keeping a straight face, and pretending to believe Trump’s bullshit about how he wants to help people and stuff.
Well, I always have trouble with hearing politicians claim economic success. I believe politics has little influence on recovering the economy, maybe more on making it worse. It is impossible to say that Trump is responsible for the recovery, just as it is impossible to say Obama is. All around the world, the economy is recovering and for some reason I think politics has little influence in that. Which is a shame as I just can't believe we have created a system which can just collapse at any time, while we have created that system ourselves.
"Retards", yes. So, You could look at this 'tax break for the rich' and use your imagination a bit. What if its 'a tax break for employers'? What if the increased wealth trickles down to the employees? What if the old office gets a new coat of paint? Well, I'll tell you what; if you see a larger amount than usual on your paycheck, don't you be a sucker. You be as woke as Richard Parker and you take that extra cash and throw it in the toilet. They try improving your work place, and you say you're keeping your comfy, old, damp corner booth because fuck Donald Trump and his blatant Commie tricks, right, Rich?
Wendy S They told us that the world was going to end. They told us nuclear holocaust was going to consune the world and destroy everything. They told us that american government as we know it would be permanently changed and the county that we loved would be permanently destroyed. Well as it turns out only one of those is partially true. The american government as we knew it before 2017 has completely changed but its been changed for the better. All the things i mentioned above were leftist mantras before the election and before the inauguration of president trump. Despite their fear mongering and doomsday prognostication things are actually going pretty well in the u.s after his first year. There is only two thing that trump can do to lose my support. One give amnesty to illegals aliens. Two get us involved in another pointless war. So allow me to give you an analysis of trumps presidency. I will identify the strengths and weaknesses, and the areas he failed. Trump has done a lot of great things but he isn't perfect. So with that said lets break his presidency down into six categories. administration, economics, domestic policy, foreign policy, immgration, and meta poltics. Trump has done an adiqute job of managing his administration. After a few rough initial months. The administrative staff seems to generally be doing a good job John Kelly appears to have cracked down on the leaks coming out of the white house and is enforcing a tough code of conduct. Also he is preventing ivanka and jared from having influence on the white house. Unfortunately I'm not such a fan of Sarah Huckabee Sanders as press secretary as i listen to her she doesn't strike me as overwhelming competent and comfortable adressing the issues. Also she doesn't have the ability like Steve miller to manipulate and humiliate reporters. However she hasn't made to many mistakes so i can't be that hard on her. As for the rest of trumps cabinet things are generally going well. The person i do have a few problems with is jeff sessions. He began the year by recussing from the russia investigation which was a key mistake. considering how it allowed rob roseinstein to appoint rob muller. The doj also declined to prosecute Lois Lerner the former head of the irs for her unlawful targeting at the irs during the obama administration. Which was a big mistake as well as the failure to hashtag lock her up goes without saying. I'm not a fan of Christian Nilsson at the dhs she has a tendency to constantly voice her opinion on immgration policy which isn't her job. A bit more deportation and a little less political commentary please. Overall i give trump a 3/5 on appointment and overall management. I'll admit i was not the world biggest fan of the gop tax plan. I think the corporate tax cuts should have been combined with tariffs and incentives for company's to move their factorys back to the u.s. The gop tax bill actually incentives companies to sell to foreign markets instead of america. While simultaneously lower their tax burden. It seems like a better deal could have been reached here. Aside from that the gop tax bill was generally quiet good as a healthy person i don't need health insurance. The repeal of the government mandate was a big win for me and millions of americans. I like the individual tax cuts obviously and i like the tax credits for having children. Increasing birth rates will be essential for the american future and making it easier for middle class familys is a good move. Many people are crediting trump with the success of the stock market i am generally weary of this strategy since their are millions of factors impacting stock prices. You don't want your administration to be held politically acountable if it were to crash. It is undeniable however that the stock market is going up as is consumer and business confidence. The Trump administration is making it more difficult for foreign workers to come here and take jobs that could be filled by anericans this obviously is a good thing. Here i would give Trump a 4.5/5 2017 started off with the death of the trans Pacific Partnership and this year i would like to see more focus on tariffs to bring manufacturing jobs back to america. Next is domestic policy, the trump administration has not pursed many domestic policy objectives. One of the major attempts to change domestic policy was the attempted repeal of Obamacare. However as we all know that didn't work out so well, but Obama was effectively repealed later with the removal of the individual mandate. Trump and his administration simply haven't made alot of changes here, one area of domestic policy where trump really did impress me was his reaction to the Charlottesville rally. Instead of doing what every other weasel politician did and condemning thise who went to Charlottesville trump did the honorable thing and stood firm. He told the truth, there were good and bad people on both sides. And that the violence was brought primarily by the left. I do disagree "suposed" war on weed but ultimately there is no war on weed. I doubt his choice to allow federal prosecutor investigate individuals for pot will actually result in more productions. Prosecutors know they have better things to do than go after marijuana users. I have to give Trump a hood grade here in 2018 i would like to see him domestic policy such as national conceal and carry reciprocity and something similar to paul nelans anti-censorship legislation for social media companies. I give trump a 4/5 Now for foreign policy, this one started kind rough. The missile strikes in syria were a really bad move. Thankfully however they did not lead to a prolonged engagement. Trumps signalling support for the iran protests was shortsided and indicates that he hasn't learned a lesson from America's past backed revlotions. Thankfully no action was taken. Also the u.n appointment Nikki Haileys making threats to other nations over support of Israel was horrible. It would be nice to have a u.n ambassador that acted in our interests first. The war against isis is nearly over and the middle east is stabilizing. We're getting along great with key asian partners. However i do wish we were doing more to build up our relationship with russia. There is no reason to continue this advisory political theater. In 2018 i hope trump invites Putin To the white house for a visit. I can't give a prefect grade here for reasons previously mentioned but its still a 4/5 Immigration for me it is the most important issue. Understand that the way we as americans discuss immigration is in the middle of a massive paradigm shift. Americans never got to decide wether or not we wanted to change from a European American country to a multicultural mess of a country. fortunately people are now questioning this. President trump has been making a lot of good pro american changes on immigration policy. Obviously DACA is currently the topic of contention. With democrats going as far to shut down the government over protections for illegal alliens and future Democrat voters. The jury is still out on wether DACA will be put into law by trump i doubt it will but politicians are capable of going back on their promises. As previously mention h1v visas are getting harder to get. This is great news american tech workers deserve to be the ones getting these jobs not foreign workers. Plus a shortage of labor will help raise wages in this feild. The trump administration is also working on removing people who were only suposed to be here temporarily. Including Haitian then Salvador migrants in addition the 2020 census will only count americans and not illegal alluens which will drastically remove the power of illegal magnet states such as California and Illinois. Its a little hard for me to give a definitive grade gere since we are in the middle of this massive immigration debate. I like the direction the talks are going in and i like trumps refusal to not include the wall. Based on what we've seen so far and how he has changed the debate on immigration like no Republican ever would i have to give him another 4.5/5 now. Let me make it clear if he flips on DACA or the border wall if goes from a 4.5 to a zero. Immigration is a issue that shapes all of our other issues. No country will stay the same when mass immigration is forced on it. Now for meta poltics and the state of the American poltical discussion. Trump hasn't been prefect on any administrative issue he has been nearly perfect on the way he has shaped the american poltical landscape. In the first year of the trump presidency we have seen a complete democratization, lose of identity, and fracturing of the american left. Now that they are out of power their various idenity groups are fighting each other. We've also seen a complete demolition of the Overton window. It was unthinkable that the republicans would take a hard line and want to cut back on legal immigration. Now its basically part of the party platform. The republican party that has been out of touch with its voting base for the last 2 decades now realises what it has to do to stay relevant. They have to listen to their constituents rather than their donors. G.W.B neo-conservatism is dead largely thanks to trump. No President is perfect and i have had issues with trump this year but he's doing as good of a job as you can expect. Considering he has had to battle almost single handedly against a system dominated by rootles tran-national globalist ellites and their cronies. I give trumps first year a solid 4.25/5 he's playing the long game in hopefully three or seven years that number will go up.
Wendy S Totally agree!! He's like, if I can't be right about everything ALL the time then I'm taking my ball and going home. Why would anyone question him?? Egotistical, Pussy Grabbing, lying, cheating...Mueller will be Trumps worst nightmare, NO THAT!
El Grande How's the weather over in Russia, buddy? I mean, take that whatever way you want, but I'm pretty sure any person that thinks that recapturing *some* carbon from the toxic cloud of CO and CO2 makes coal clean probably has trouble passing a CAPTCHA.
El Grande You rightist Crap weasel... You can't have Clean and Coal in the Same phrase. Coal is the Filthiest form of fuel and no matter how much you Tinker with it, you can't burn it without releasing harmful Gases. Reduce it., Maybe. But you can't call it clean.
Fellow Tony. Using colonial terminoloy to describe the very much inhabited land of what the West called America with implications of complete emptiness is the ideology that legitimized genocide. It erases any past history and culture of a place to make your own culture the only agent of change, justifying the manifest destiny that you deserve to take that land, since those human-like animals that live there belong to nature, not culture. That's what it means to call someone's homeland "vast wilderness".
TFTTony. He did not say or imply any of that. You made all that up yourself. It is a very poor way of arguing. But I assume it served you well on your "Colonial Studies"-course.
Tony Aioli, If you think that's a bad way of arguing, you must think the best way of arguing is: Trump said he is the least racist person you've ever met, so that means he is the least racist person I have ever met! Thank you for providing me with the truth, Dear Leader! You should read up on hermeneutics of suspicion. But you already dismissed the entire apparatus of academia in your last post, so I guess you don't care about that. Good luck with your life, seriously. I just don't even know what to say anymore, if you don't see how racist this expression is. It's like the government building a highway through your town and tearing down everything, killing all citizens there, and a few years after they say: "We found ourselves in a vast wilderness there, and held the torch of freedom up high!"
TFTony, Putting your words in someones elses mouth is not a good way of conducting an argument. For example, saying the word "wilderness" does not mean support for genocide. Thats a dishonest interpretation and as Love Muffin pointed out, it makes you look stupid, at best. So to prove my point even further you go on assuming and ascribing to me different things which I have not said, like that I " dismissed the entire apparatus of academia". So I guess projection is your thing.
I don't know what's more nauseating here. Trump slowly dribbling out facts that simply aren't true, or the lovepuppy-like gazes Pence and Ryan are throwing him behind him..
they were booing because what he was saying was an outright lie. immigrants can't just bring anyone in, it takes up to 20 years to process one person outside of the immediate family.
After all the criticism under the last videos here's a big THANK YOU. Monologue in one piece is a great convinience, but most important you guys fixed the outros volume. That's simply awesome. Thank you so much. :D
Johnny Valencia we can only hope. I think the problem is that Mueller has to run down all of the crimes of Trump, his campaign staff, and his cabinet...there are just too many. Will he have a case to present? And if Pence pardons Trump, can he be charged as an accessory?
Lubri Mailasun Это не мы выбрали этого идиота. Хватит делать вид что это все из-за России. I'm a Russian-American, and I'm tired of the Russia bashing. Trump won because he is a conman who took advantage of the fact that the democrats have abandoned the working class of this country. Sanders would've demolished Trump if he wasn't cheated on the democratic nomination. I'm so fucking tired of privileged white liberals blaming everyone else for their own fuckups.
n kn In fantasyland, maybe. In reality, it doesn't exist. Also, nuclear powerplants protocols are largely secure. Unlike coal mines, which has had countless incidents.
Adam Martin Take Notice the only trump haters left are disgusting hate everything feminists racist blacks and illegal Hispanics? Feminists have run off most of the men so ADAM what are you doing?
Don't you hear that when Trump talks? I will free the common man by getting rid of the limits on the rich and cutting funding to programs that help the poor. I am a strong president who will keep america safe by denying climate change and claiming coal is clean energy.
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"If there is a burger we eat it. If there is a porn star, we bone it. If there is an Immigrant, we deport it. If there is an Investigation, we undermine it." 😂😂😂
m. rude Damn I was simply quoting what he said, how does that classify me as dumb exactly? Don't be mad at me cause you voted for a jackass, of a President.
Don't get your hopes up. The monologue is normally cut into parts taht stand on their own, thematically. This monologue featured really only one topic, the speech, so i guess that's why it's just one long vid.
If there is a relative, we hire them. If there is taxpayer money, we steal it. I will soon be putting out a more honest version of Mr. Orange's SOTU on my channel
LMFAO.. yes... use FACTS... research rather than as I stated... get your information from a low paid comedian who can't get a decent airtime. And to all of you who have sat here and made statements about how he's so punchable... PLEASE do! I would love for each and every one of you to try. Each and every last one of you is NOTHING but a keyboard warrior who want to seem big and bad on the internet. Sad and pathetic.
You're probably a troll - seriously though do it a little better Punisher (the actual character the Punisher would NOT be on Trump's side if you have read any of the graphic novels, even watched the Netflix series). If you are for social justice it is not watching families being ripped apart by Trump's draconian anti DREAMER's bills, his decimation of healthcare, his pettiness that could actually lead to war and his empty, empty promises. He can't keep hold of staff for five minutes because they know Trump is a rapidly sinking ship. The whole world is laughing at the USA. Make America great again (whatever mythological time that was) impeach Trump already - there's no way he's going to make it to 2020
Brian Knickerbocker it's funny, because I was watching and every time he said something he stuck his nose up and turned slightly. I was sitting there going "why is he doing these heroic poses".
ChampionsDNA point said and done. Good shit. Dont try to talk to these people though. They dont care anyone is doing a good job or bad. They just dont like someone is a white businessman and in office. Sucks, this is what our country is now.
it's a process of burning coal usually when people talk about it in the US they mean gasification. it works kind of like an internal combustion engine basically the coal is placed into a chamber pressurized together with steam(water) and hot air and then that gas is burned during this process the sulfur and other stuff is removed at that point the carbon part of the coal is burned it is dramatically cleaner (and more efficient) than just burning the coal. all of this is kind of irrelevant because Natural Gas has gotten so cheap that it will probably force a lot of coal out of the power market.
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Trump could have dropped a big fat steaming pile of quarter pounder w/ cheese on the stage and the republicans would've given him a standing ovation. MUELLER FOR PRESIDENT!!
“God, women, GET OUT OF THERE!!!! Run for your lives!!!” 😂 “Too many... immigrants...? I don’t... let’s just move on.” ”hot singles only!” Jesus Christ I can’t believe this is all said about our President but at least now we can laugh... while we cry? 😂😭😂😭
He is fckng 72 years old and well past his cheeseburger bed time. Of course he is a sleepy baby. I have no idea why we keep allowing 70 yo to be politicians. Play golf in Florida, relax.
Never have I wanted to punch someone in their smug silly supercilious hateful face, like I do Paul Ryan.
brujaja Aknot Wrought Ryan just got a $500k payment for his services
brujaja Aknot Wrought couldn't have put it better myself.
Ted Cruz has a real punchable face also.
I can't quite figure out what he has to be smug about. Just to be serious here, everything Trump proposes involves massive, probably unprecedented spending, which is what I thought was the major criticism people had with Obama. And this is the party of fiscal responsibility? Even his proud achievement of keeping fewer lower income people insured ends up costing more in the long run, of course. There's no logic to it......
Pence!
You make me feel better during these times Stephen.
Thank you
Get a grip, Zaccc.
zaccc how has trump being elected effected you ? Lmao.
@@Ciderpunk-jj5es get a grip, cider
@@xN4VYS34Lx the same way Biden being elected affected you
Stephen is in STRONG form tonight. Those hits were deep and clean. Everything we need in these darkest of times.
The Stern Dragoon YES HE IS!!!
absolutely! and much needed.
Lol. Mike Pence is always in the background looking at Trump with the wild "wtf are you talking about" look.
No, yo soy el rey del mundo
Resting Pence face
Cousin stop being a hemorrhoid!!!!!
and you wait I am going to dump on you. Trump knew all along lol!
Melania Mood forecast: Stormy
Jason Blade OMG! I laughed right out of sleepiness. Thanks. I was just falling asleep too. Lolol.
YES RIGHT
Dude, good one.
Well memed Sir
Brilliant! lol
No such thing as clean coal. How can people not know this already!
People who watch fox news....
Alphasnowbordergirl Now watch Alex Jones Cover this and say that Clean coal is a discovery made by a guy polishing a lump of coal or some shit and say that it's good for you
It's not just clean coal......it's BEAUTIFUL clean coal.
You're talking about people who still believe in trickle down economics. They'll believe anything
Alphasnowbordergirl maybe he thinks they wash it to make it squeaky clean. Cos if you wash the outside it will get rid of the carbon on the inside of a lump of carbon right?
"In God We Trust" is NOT the US motto. It's "e pluribus unum", "out of many, one"
RyoHazuki224 Yes, but he only recalls the big motto on the money, money, money.
RyoHazuki224 Yep. Our forefathers called for seperation of church and state for this very reason. Lets face it, The Republican party would be dead by now if they didn't play Christian and get votes purely because of it.
In the 50's we adopted the official motto "In God We Trust". Around the same time we added the phrase "under God" to the Pledge of Allegiance. I agree that this should have never happened, but that does not undo what has been done. It is indeed our motto.
False. This was changed. Trump was correct. In God we trust is the slogan
Out of many one, but LEGALLY.
'If there's frontier, we cross it."
..and then we build a wall so no one else can cross it.
loool
A single monologue, praise be!
under his eye
That was painful just watching those excerpts. The entire speech must have been hell.
CerBoris I can tell you sir, it was inspiring. But with a pessimist mind like yours it may have been not fun.
Listening to Trump is like being locked in the toilet with my flatulent father. Just gross.
Steves Coffee Hi Putinbot!
Steves Coffee nothing inspiring about self-praise on a lot of things that weren't remotely correct, sir.
CerBoris yes
Ah yes, coal, soon America will be on the cutting edge of 18th century technology.
Ha ha Word :-D
Clean/coal ?
Well memed good Sir
It suits imperial units very well. Next year will be horses and chariots.
KingOfMadCows I dare you to say that here in Silicon Valley stupid rather ignorant comments like yours don't go far here!
"God women, get out of there!!! Run for your lives!!!" 😂😂😂 I couldn't stop laughing at this
"Clean coal" for crying out loud, it's ridiculous. It was satisfying, though, to see him booed for his remark about immigrant families.
mdudegamer the booing isn't enough for me. I'd have been satisfied if someone threw rotten food at him. But I know that won't happen.
It's like twistedly trying to call rape just "tough love" or something fucked up and totally wrong/backwards like that.
mdudegamer That's an oxymoron. Clean coal. He's the dumbest piece of shit I've ever seen.
Clean coal is kind of like saying healthy mcdonalds
mdudegamer screw illegals!
If there's a burger, we eat it.
If there are fries, we do inhale them. If there are tacos, we do devour them. If there are Cheetos, we do cannibalize them, as they are family, delicious, crunchy family. If there is a cheeseburger, we consume it, every greasy, grimy, sloppy delicious bite,...then we wipe our greasy, little #HamsterHands on the sheets and go to sleep.
WTF is beautiful clean coal?
Coal, handpicked with the dew of dawn still on it. Each piece lovingly shaped and polished by immigrant children making 50c an hour (no healthcare). The coal is then sauteed over a low flame to release essential oils and bring out the flavours (< English/Australian spelling of flavors). It is then lovingly crushed into pure, clean coal dust and burnt to release 100% pollution free energy.
Ya the British call it Jet
Max Maxwell is quite clearly a master of sarcasm. I dub thee Sir Pissetaker. Rise noble warrior.
It's what keeps your family warm in the winter
benjamin saturday You're kidding right?
Man the trolls are out in force. Stay golden Colbert. You're a ray of sunshine in the sane South.
Because America needs this hate channel. Right.
His ratings are higher than ever and this is #2 on youtube right now. I think he's doing just fine and can weather a storm from the /r/t_d quick reaction snowflake force.
My favorite part was when half of the Republican section broke out into a "U.S.A! U.S.A!" chant like they were a bunch of drunks in a baseball stadium.
Len the Trendy Tetraodontiforme - Can they do that without balls?
They probably were drunk. I mean if i had to talk to that moldy orange for anytime i guarantee you i would develop a drinking problem.
You know they were ordered to do that, so as not to hurt poor Trumpy's feeling.
If there's a golf course, we play it.
If there's an election...we cheat it.
Yay we survived a year of Trump. We should get Medals of Honour!
DarkKitarist As long as we didn’t get captured. He hates when they’re captured.
Purple Heart?
Well I was wounded, so I could use a purple heart. Also purple is my favourite colour.
Paul Reid Lol... Bum wiggle reminded me of a Podcaster I like to listen to.
More like medals of being pussy crybabies
To all the Trump Sycophants saying Colbert is a sellout and is getting paid to say this.
It's almost as if it's Colbert's JOB to make jokes about the news.
I know it's a difficult concept to grasp, but "comedian" is a profession. Colbert is a professional, he gets paid for this because that is how a JOB works.
The Timejumper he's a professional alright, a professional activist that hides behind false claims of being "satire" in order to hide behind the defense of it being comedy when things don't go his way. Taking what is something absurdist in nature and trying to turn it into a serious message with jokes sprinkled in because he's a coward.
I don’t get why people don’t like Colbert! His “Drumpf is a Meanie Special #2,735 Pt. VII” was very good because he said Cheeto Nazi 😂😂😂😂
Colbert does his job. To bad Donnie cant.
The Timejumper hahahahaha
The Timejumper 🤣🤣🤣
In the name of civility I will say he stuck to his script, and didn't make it worse for himself, bravo for that. That being said, trying to manipulate the country like a board of monopoly disgusts me, and I wish the best for Mueller's investigation.
Jerricola It's not like sticking to his script made things any better.
Jerricola You're too easily impressed.
He read a script. It's not that serious. Tomorrow he'll be back at the shenanigans. Heck, just today it was revealed that a Russian spy barred from the US met with Trump's team recently.
But believe me; had he not stuck to the script, the outcome may had been infinitely weirder and more disturbing.
Bravo for that? lol wtf
If there is a college course on Sarcasm, Colbert can teach it.
It would be interesting to see Stephen Colbert and Garrison Keillor combining their talents. THAT would be awesome.
Trump sounded like he was fighting to stay awake that whole speech. It was mind numbing to listen to. Normally, he goes to bed at 6 oclock so this was way past the manchild's bedtime.
Eric Morang I bet everyone else was fighting to stay awake too. I wonder if he had a picture of the cheeseburger he was looking forward to in front of him to keep him going.
I'm thinking meds. Heavy meds
HIs diapers must have been really full, but easy to hide among all that blubber.
True. And behind him, Statler and Waldorf didn’t look too perky either….
I love how bold and truthful your show is!!!!!!
"If I weren't burning coal, I'd be dating it" - whoever wrote that deserves a raise
Donald Trump is the ultimate bad ass...sorry, wrong guy. I was thinking of Robert Mueller. The guy was awarded the Bronze Star (valor), 2 Navy Commendation Medals (valor) and 1 Purple Heart as a U.S. Marine while leading an infantry company during the Vietnam War.
Trump served during the Vietnam War too!..... served coke to all the people in the NYC clubs.
Mueller will be the man of this decade, he will go down in history books as the man who saved America from turning 100% Nazi. I just hope he hurries up, but there are SO many crimes, and SO many criminals and traitors in the GOP and Dump family.
See what a man can do when he has no "bone spurs".
Is it just me, or did Trump sound like he had tired teeth again?
Trump sounds like his battery is almost completely depleted.
President Polident
7:49 "...to remove Federal employees, who undermine the public trust, or fail the American people." Hmmm..., that sounds an awful lot like YOU, Mr. President!
It's 2018, coal is not a viable energy source. To the 50,000 people that work in coal.. FIND WORK ELSEWHERE! Sorry people, but things change. You either embrace it or you get left in the dust. This is coming from a former newspaperman. I've changed my career because of technology. It sucks because I loved that career, but you do what you gotta do to survive.
Never forget those that gave their lives in the war on "beautiful clean coal."
You mean the thousands that lost their incomes and couldn't support their families?
How do you think the electricity you chew up daily like a crack addict in Columbia is made????? Coal, dolt. Shut off your phone, and all your electronics, then you can talk.
Said the biggest moron on youtube
Maybe they should've looked at the writing on their wall and found another job? I used to a reporter at a newspaper, you think I wanted to give that up? Uh no. But I switched careers. C'mon it's not hard. You do what you gotta do. There's other jobs to be had
hahahah it's not made by coal. try again bud
We need a double thumbs up button. This was an awesome breakdown of the State of the Uniom address. LOL!
😂😂😂 Man; Steven you are awesome!!!
War on "Clean Coal". Lol
"So tonight I call on congress to empower every cabinet secretary with the authority to reward good workers and to remove federal employees who undermine the public trust or who fail the American people."
That is the scariest line of the whole speech. Giving Trump the power to remove any dissenting voices from every government agency would be a step towards tyranny. It would be long term damage that would outlast his presidency. His successor, Democrat or Republican would not likely give up that power.
Because you shouldn't punish people who take up jobs as public servants, but fail to serve the people?
Also, there's literally nothing wrong with an authoritarian, central government.
Well he does love him some tyranny, doesn't he...
"Because you shouldn't punish people who take up jobs as public servants, but fail to serve the people?"
Don't be simple. That power shouldn't reside with partisan cabinet secretaries who the president has control over. Civil servant protections are a strength of the American system and they were introduced to prevent new administrations from replacing career staff with their political cronies.
"Also, there's literally nothing wrong with an authoritarian, central government."
Depending upon what you mean by that, I believe you and I may have very different values.
Why should we defend career politicians? They do us no good. Their failure to serve the people is only compounded by their greed. They don't serve the people, they serve their lobbyists and their bank accounts. Why shouldn't they be punished?
Pence & Ryan look so creepy, there, in the background.
Suburban Geek Tie them to Trump
Suburban Geek they look like aliens
They look terrified rofl
They probably almost peed they pants
They're like guardians angels, proud to look down on their boy with all their hopes and dreams.
7:49 Ryan looked like he was fighting going to sleep at one point....
“If there’s a burger, we eat it.” I just spat out my coffee lmao
A stormy uniom
Random?
A stormy randon uniom
I keep trying to like your comment more than once, but it's not letting me!!!
That felt like the longest State of the Uniom ever.. He couldn't have talked any slower
3rd longest, but much fewer words than the top two longest.
You have a typo, it's state of the unicorn
Play it an 2.0x.
Kalonji Sams
You're bloody brilliant! To those who didn't get it, the invite to the SotU had the same typo.
The Transgender Android someone noticed 😂
I have an anger issue every time I hear Trumpspeak.
“I pray Lord, what did we do? We’re sorry” 😂😂 I’m so glad we have these guys to make us laugh through these four years.
just remember while laughing that the guy is truly dangerous
8 years
Sarah D move to Canada
Niru S.Lingam yeah tell the only sane people left to move to Canada. Screw the country I was born and raised in. Don't like who less then half the population voted for then move. Come on now that's ridiculous.
Consider The Wildflowers
Keep praying ... for continued success under trump
Ok, who switched out Paul Ryan with an animatronic puppet? Seriously, has that man got any facialexpressions at all? :D
peter obermuller he had to give up his emotions when he gave up his spine
peter obermuller about as much as Nancy Pelosi
So I don't have to watch that smug grin on his punchable face?
McConnell , turtle, croc lmfao genius!!!
"Clean" coal. Like "safe" toxic spills or a "stable genius" orange president.
Daniel Muñoz My family's farm was demolished because COAL was found underneath our apple orchard. Coal company left chunks of coal ALL OVER the ground after leaving! We burned it in our coal-burning furnace the winter before we left it all behind us. There is NO SUCH THING as "clean coal". tRump LIES.
Daniel Muñoz - and you can also polish a turd but it doesn't make it any more palatable. Coal kick-started the industrial revolution but it's long past time to move on. Renewables are still in their teen years but have made amazing strides; other, safer forms of nuclear power need urgent R&D and implementation. We need to change our energy production methods or we, as a race, might not be around in a form we recognise for too much longer.
Daniel Muñoz "sulphure" ?? really ?
Gary Sinnott it’s called energy idiot..go ride your bike to work then..after you move out of your moms basement..antifa loser...fu
LA B - Be hard to move out of my mum's basement. I'd first have to move out of my house, then reconstitute her scattered ashes, bring her back to life, rebuy her property for her and then dig her a basement underneath it without destroying it. You might want to think before commenting nonsense - which is pretty much your whole comment. Antifa... Not something much mentioned in my country; care to explain what that means?
Thank you for watching the SOTU so I didn't have to.
I haven’t seen Americans this divided as they are now !!! I love American people ( HATE politicians ) and I found them very generous,emotional and caring people.I wish them all the best !!!
Mate, your name is Amir. While, to be fair, mine is Luiz... Somewhere, in Trumpland, these are unholy words. They must assume I am Mexican and you are Syrian.
If you want to know the real truth of it, go look at the number of likes on this video vs. the number of dislikes. The likes are decent American people who are seeing their country under attack from a nearly Nazi political party who gets worse day by day, the dislikes are Trump's base, they are seriously outnumbered by rational thinking people.
Dave Stephens I liked it and disagreed with everything said. Can't help it colbert is hillarious
The American people are being exploited by the wealthy and powerful, but a large number of them are stuck in their situation with no way out. It's really horrible
@Luiz Alex Phoenix...you're hilarious but so on point!
Didn'twatch donald but Stephen you rock.thanks
Patty Hartman I was screaming at the tv during the speech. I think you had the smarter idea.
Just look at Paul Ryan! As much as I despise him, I do give him credit for keeping a straight face, and pretending to believe Trump’s bullshit about how he wants to help people and stuff.
taxiuniversum I'm thinking a huge dose of Botox... if not, he should get an Oscar for that performance. 😂
And stuff lol
He's probably plotting the demise all both ahead of him before his shot at the throne....
Coleen Parsons I'm really hoping he's the Littlefinger of D.C.
He out-Penced Pence himself with his faces of adoring admiration.
Brilliant as usual!!!
Hope Trump enjoyed his one State of the Union. I wonder what Pence will say next year.
MomoTheBellyDancer I mean, maybe Ryan will make it. Who knows?
Patrick Hogan
pence: I would like to thank the the people who allowed me to make gay marriage illegal again
Copying-pasting comments is not cool.
Sebastian Elytron From myself?
From the cell next door...that's a long mic lead
Wow, taking credit from Barack Obama's hard-earned achievements....
He had 8 years to do some good, and everything comes up roses on the 9th. Ain't THAT a bitch.
Well, I always have trouble with hearing politicians claim economic success. I believe politics has little influence on recovering the economy, maybe more on making it worse. It is impossible to say that Trump is responsible for the recovery, just as it is impossible to say Obama is. All around the world, the economy is recovering and for some reason I think politics has little influence in that. Which is a shame as I just can't believe we have created a system which can just collapse at any time, while we have created that system ourselves.
"Retards", yes. So, You could look at this 'tax break for the rich' and use your imagination a bit. What if its 'a tax break for employers'? What if the increased wealth trickles down to the employees? What if the old office gets a new coat of paint? Well, I'll tell you what; if you see a larger amount than usual on your paycheck, don't you be a sucker. You be as woke as Richard Parker and you take that extra cash and throw it in the toilet. They try improving your work place, and you say you're keeping your comfy, old, damp corner booth because fuck Donald Trump and his blatant Commie tricks, right, Rich?
Comics Dinosaur implying it wasn't roses throughout the 8 years...
Comics Dinosaur oh boy, we have a trickledown believer. Ain't THAT precious. You've gotta be a special kind of stupid to believe that shit.
Can I just... fast forward 3 years?
Connor Ernsperger
7 years
But then you'd miss the impeachment, and Pence imploding!
--Dave, crossing fingers
Connor Ernsperger I would like to press that fast foward button as well
There is a fast forward Button... (Weed)
LSD will get you there faster.
I would just like to see him act like a president and less like a preschooler I don't know maybe I'm asking too much
Wendy S They told us that the world was going to end. They told us nuclear holocaust was going to consune the world and destroy everything. They told us that american government as we know it would be permanently changed and the county that we loved would be permanently destroyed. Well as it turns out only one of those is partially true. The american government as we knew it before 2017 has completely changed but its been changed for the better. All the things i mentioned above were leftist mantras before the election and before the inauguration of president trump. Despite their fear mongering and doomsday prognostication things are actually going pretty well in the u.s after his first year. There is only two thing that trump can do to lose my support. One give amnesty to illegals aliens. Two get us involved in another pointless war. So allow me to give you an analysis of trumps presidency. I will identify the strengths and weaknesses, and the areas he failed. Trump has done a lot of great things but he isn't perfect.
So with that said lets break his presidency down into six categories. administration, economics, domestic policy, foreign policy, immgration, and meta poltics.
Trump has done an adiqute job of managing his administration. After a few rough initial months. The administrative staff seems to generally be doing a good job John Kelly appears to have cracked down on the leaks coming out of the white house and is enforcing a tough code of conduct. Also he is preventing ivanka and jared from having influence on the white house. Unfortunately I'm not such a fan of Sarah Huckabee Sanders as press secretary as i listen to her she doesn't strike me as overwhelming competent and comfortable adressing the issues. Also she doesn't have the ability like Steve miller to manipulate and humiliate reporters. However she hasn't made to many mistakes so i can't be that hard on her. As for the rest of trumps cabinet things are generally going well. The person i do have a few problems with is jeff sessions. He began the year by recussing from the russia investigation which was a key mistake. considering how it allowed rob roseinstein to appoint rob muller. The doj also declined to prosecute Lois Lerner the former head of the irs for her unlawful targeting at the irs during the obama administration. Which was a big mistake as well as the failure to hashtag lock her up goes without saying. I'm not a fan of Christian Nilsson at the dhs she has a tendency to constantly voice her opinion on immgration policy which isn't her job. A bit more deportation and a little less political commentary please.
Overall i give trump a 3/5 on appointment and overall management.
I'll admit i was not the world biggest fan of the gop tax plan. I think the corporate tax cuts should have been combined with tariffs and incentives for company's to move their factorys back to the u.s. The gop tax bill actually incentives companies to sell to foreign markets instead of america. While simultaneously lower their tax burden. It seems like a better deal could have been reached here. Aside from that the gop tax bill was generally quiet good as a healthy person i don't need health insurance. The repeal of the government mandate was a big win for me and millions of americans. I like the individual tax cuts obviously and i like the tax credits for having children. Increasing birth rates will be essential for the american future and making it easier for middle class familys is a good move. Many people are crediting trump with the success of the stock market i am generally weary of this strategy since their are millions of factors impacting stock prices. You don't want your administration to be held politically acountable if it were to crash. It is undeniable however that the stock market is going up as is consumer and business confidence. The Trump administration is making it more difficult for foreign workers to come here and take jobs that could be filled by anericans this obviously is a good thing.
Here i would give Trump a 4.5/5 2017 started off with the death of the trans Pacific Partnership and this year i would like to see more focus on tariffs to bring manufacturing jobs back to america.
Next is domestic policy, the trump administration has not pursed many domestic policy objectives. One of the major attempts to change domestic policy was the attempted repeal of Obamacare. However as we all know that didn't work out so well, but Obama was effectively repealed later with the removal of the individual mandate. Trump and his administration simply haven't made alot of changes here, one area of domestic policy where trump really did impress me was his reaction to the Charlottesville rally. Instead of doing what every other weasel politician did and condemning thise who went to Charlottesville trump did the honorable thing and stood firm. He told the truth, there were good and bad people on both sides. And that the violence was brought primarily by the left. I do disagree "suposed" war on weed but ultimately there is no war on weed. I doubt his choice to allow federal prosecutor investigate individuals for pot will actually result in more productions. Prosecutors know they have better things to do than go after marijuana users.
I have to give Trump a hood grade here in 2018 i would like to see him domestic policy such as national conceal and carry reciprocity and something similar to paul nelans anti-censorship legislation for social media companies. I give trump a 4/5
Now for foreign policy, this one started kind rough. The missile strikes in syria were a really bad move. Thankfully however they did not lead to a prolonged engagement. Trumps signalling support for the iran protests was shortsided and indicates that he hasn't learned a lesson from America's past backed revlotions. Thankfully no action was taken. Also the u.n appointment Nikki Haileys making threats to other nations over support of Israel was horrible. It would be nice to have a u.n ambassador that acted in our interests first. The war against isis is nearly over and the middle east is stabilizing. We're getting along great with key asian partners. However i do wish we were doing more to build up our relationship with russia. There is no reason to continue this advisory political theater. In 2018 i hope trump invites Putin
To the white house for a visit.
I can't give a prefect grade here for reasons previously mentioned but its still a 4/5
Immigration for me it is the most important issue. Understand that the way we as americans discuss immigration is in the middle of a massive paradigm shift. Americans never got to decide wether or not we wanted to change from a European American country to a multicultural mess of a country. fortunately people are now questioning this. President trump has been making a lot of good pro american changes on immigration policy. Obviously DACA is currently the topic of contention. With democrats going as far to shut down the government over protections for illegal alliens and future Democrat voters. The jury is still out on wether DACA will be put into law by trump i doubt it will but politicians are capable of going back on their promises. As previously mention h1v visas are getting harder to get. This is great news american tech workers deserve to be the ones getting these jobs not foreign workers. Plus a shortage of labor will help raise wages in this feild. The trump administration is also working on removing people who were only suposed to be here temporarily. Including Haitian then Salvador migrants in addition the 2020 census will only count americans and not illegal alluens which will drastically remove the power of illegal magnet states such as California and Illinois. Its a little hard for me to give a definitive grade gere since we are in the middle of this massive immigration debate. I like the direction the talks are going in and i like trumps refusal to not include the wall. Based on what we've seen so far and how he has changed the debate on immigration like no Republican ever would i have to give him another 4.5/5 now. Let me make it clear if he flips on DACA or the border wall if goes from a 4.5 to a zero. Immigration is a issue that shapes all of our other issues. No country will stay the same when mass immigration is forced on it.
Now for meta poltics and the state of the American poltical discussion. Trump hasn't been prefect on any administrative issue he has been nearly perfect on the way he has shaped the american poltical landscape. In the first year of the trump presidency we have seen a complete democratization, lose of identity, and fracturing of the american left. Now that they are out of power their various idenity groups are fighting each other. We've also seen a complete demolition of the Overton window. It was unthinkable that the republicans would take a hard line and want to cut back on legal immigration. Now its basically part of the party platform. The republican party that has been out of touch with its voting base for the last 2 decades now realises what it has to do to stay relevant. They have to listen to their constituents rather than their donors. G.W.B neo-conservatism is dead largely thanks to trump. No President is perfect and i have had issues with trump this year but he's doing as good of a job as you can expect. Considering he has had to battle almost single handedly against a system dominated by rootles tran-national globalist ellites and their cronies. I give trumps first year a solid 4.25/5 he's playing the long game in hopefully three or seven years that number will go up.
Doctor Lyoko they tell us a lot of things it's what they DO that matters
Wendy S Totally agree!! He's like, if I can't be right about everything ALL the time then I'm taking my ball and going home. Why would anyone question him?? Egotistical, Pussy Grabbing, lying, cheating...Mueller will be Trumps worst nightmare, NO THAT!
I thought I was over my crush on Stephen but no, it's back ❤
All InOne Bruh what
"We have ended the war on beautiful clean coal... and begun our war on our beautiful clean environment and the TRUTH!"
Today, Trump and the GOP introduce to you "clean coal", the top energy resource after unicorn tears, pegasus manure and Atlas' reverse gravity powers.
Next to Republican's morality and nonexistium, those two are up in the market.
Unknown Error - EXCELLENT! JUST EXCELLENT, LOL! Thanks, you just made my day 😁
Unknown Error And Guess where it's found... YUP STRAIGHT OUTTA NAMBIA. And it's quite cheap. Only cost like 10 covfefes
El Grande How's the weather over in Russia, buddy? I mean, take that whatever way you want, but I'm pretty sure any person that thinks that recapturing *some* carbon from the toxic cloud of CO and CO2 makes coal clean probably has trouble passing a CAPTCHA.
El Grande You rightist Crap weasel... You can't have Clean and Coal in the Same phrase. Coal is the Filthiest form of fuel and no matter how much you Tinker with it, you can't burn it without releasing harmful Gases. Reduce it., Maybe. But you can't call it clean.
"clean coal" ????
insane. :-(
panthera50
Yes cleaner than your shit
panthera50 I know Trump can not spell oxymoron much less understand it.
Robin jackson
And when someone tries to tell him what it means, he fires them, saying:
“Don’t you call me a fucking moron; oxy or not!”
@@johnj7427 drink Lysol
That turtle though XD
G U N P L A Y o - That was no turtle, that was a tortoise fucking a croc.
"a vast wilderness", just fucking wow. Did his history teacher show him early John Wayne movies as factual evidence?
Yes what a horrible thing to say! Because everyone knows that America DID NOT have very large stretches of wild nature.
Fellow Tony. Using colonial terminoloy to describe the very much inhabited land of what the West called America with implications of complete emptiness is the ideology that legitimized genocide. It erases any past history and culture of a place to make your own culture the only agent of change, justifying the manifest destiny that you deserve to take that land, since those human-like animals that live there belong to nature, not culture. That's what it means to call someone's homeland "vast wilderness".
TFTTony. He did not say or imply any of that. You made all that up yourself. It is a very poor way of arguing. But I assume it served you well on your "Colonial Studies"-course.
Tony Aioli, If you think that's a bad way of arguing, you must think the best way of arguing is: Trump said he is the least racist person you've ever met, so that means he is the least racist person I have ever met! Thank you for providing me with the truth, Dear Leader! You should read up on hermeneutics of suspicion. But you already dismissed the entire apparatus of academia in your last post, so I guess you don't care about that. Good luck with your life, seriously. I just don't even know what to say anymore, if you don't see how racist this expression is. It's like the government building a highway through your town and tearing down everything, killing all citizens there, and a few years after they say: "We found ourselves in a vast wilderness there, and held the torch of freedom up high!"
TFTony, Putting your words in someones elses mouth is not a good way of conducting an argument. For example, saying the word "wilderness" does not mean support for genocide. Thats a dishonest interpretation and as Love Muffin pointed out, it makes you look stupid, at best.
So to prove my point even further you go on assuming and ascribing to me different things which I have not said, like that I " dismissed the entire apparatus of academia".
So I guess projection is your thing.
I don't know what's more nauseating here. Trump slowly dribbling out facts that simply aren't true, or the lovepuppy-like gazes Pence and Ryan are throwing him behind him..
Michaël Lejeune I agree, VP Mike Penis and Paul Eddie Munster Ryan look at tRump like they want him to grab their kitties. Grotesque.
I will tell ya what's more nauseating lol. That picture of Trumps ass being bigger than Kim Kardashians ass when he was playing tennis lol.
Michaël Lejeune Ugh, The Gazes are nauseating. The way Nancy looked at Ronnie, but worse.
1. Stephen Colbert was on fire! This was so good!
2. Please don't go down in the comments section. There is so much salt down there and trumptards.
They should have spelt union in the title as uniom
they were booing because what he was saying was an outright lie. immigrants can't just bring anyone in, it takes up to 20 years to process one person outside of the immediate family.
Colbert was on fire!
He's always burning trump the best out of all comedians lol.
Within one year Stephen went from cynical to outright bat shit crazy ;D
These videos just get better with age. It’s May 2020. I nominate Stephen Colbert as an American hero! I’ve been watching him for nearly a decade!
After all the criticism under the last videos here's a big THANK YOU. Monologue in one piece is a great convinience, but most important you guys fixed the outros volume. That's simply awesome. Thank you so much. :D
I don't know when I don't know how but he cannot be the president of the US by next year, I'll see you all in a Trump-free 2019...
Johnny Valencia we can only hope.
I think the problem is that Mueller has to run down all of the crimes of Trump, his campaign staff, and his cabinet...there are just too many. Will he have a case to present?
And if Pence pardons Trump, can he be charged as an accessory?
Sorry, but wishing him away isn't gonna do shit.
Öööö
That was barely English. Try again, inbred white bread.
Öööö Why do you want a nazi sympathiser in the oval?
Lubri Mailasun Это не мы выбрали этого идиота. Хватит делать вид что это все из-за России.
I'm a Russian-American, and I'm tired of the Russia bashing. Trump won because he is a conman who took advantage of the fact that the democrats have abandoned the working class of this country. Sanders would've demolished Trump if he wasn't cheated on the democratic nomination. I'm so fucking tired of privileged white liberals blaming everyone else for their own fuckups.
I dream of ......a new president
Ayyedrakor Should’ve watched his speech then
I dream of a day that America has a president who knows what he is talking about.
TheKaiTetley well I am happy to say you already life there.
Keep dreaming. Mueller is getting closer. Boom!
Kristoph S to What? Exposing more Democrat lies?
Love you Stephen
Thank goodness I didn't watch that horrible speech full of lies and hate. Let's hope this doesn't happen again for the years to come.
"beautiful clean coal", really??
jeromesnail better than another nuclear catastrophe only a matter of time before 1 blows up in america
n kn In fantasyland, maybe. In reality, it doesn't exist. Also, nuclear powerplants protocols are largely secure. Unlike coal mines, which has had countless incidents.
vision011000 exsplain Russia's and japan nuclear power plant melfunctions then seems like we need tesla technology
vision011000 and fyi we use nuclear waste from those plants to make the nuclear bombs if your pro nuclear your supporting wor of the worst magnitude
I listened to that speech, and the only thing I heard was, "Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength."
OMG, yes!!!
You must be deaf.
Adam Martin Take Notice the only trump haters left are disgusting hate everything feminists racist blacks and illegal Hispanics? Feminists have run off most of the men so ADAM what are you doing?
War is peace.
Don't you hear that when Trump talks?
I will free the common man by getting rid of the limits on the rich and cutting funding to programs that help the poor.
I am a strong president who will keep america safe by denying climate change and claiming coal is clean energy.
" BRAVO " ...STEPHEN COLBERT ... EVERY NIGHT ...EVERY NIGHT ... IS BETTER THAN THE NIGHT BEFORE...THANK YOU FOR HELPING US ALL GET THROUGH THIS NIGHTMARE WITH YOUR HUMOR !!!! LOVE YOU !!!
I loved it when Melania wouldn't give trump a standing ovation, and her white pantsuit spoke volumes.
Only Trump could make Dubya look intelligent...
Terrifying butt True
"If there is a burger we eat it. If there is a porn star, we bone it. If there is an Immigrant, we deport it. If there is an Investigation, we undermine it." 😂😂😂
Brandon Smoot haha yeah I watched the video too, hahahaha
if America is broken, we fix it. Trump; GOAT
m. rude Damn I was simply quoting what he said, how does that classify me as dumb exactly? Don't be mad at me cause you voted for a jackass, of a President.
you mean Obummer? don't insult the jackasses please
mastervideos1 Says the guy with no profile pic. Trumptards love to hide.
Stephen is in rare form here!!! ROTFL!!!!!
Could someone please wake me up when it's all over.
When you´r wiser and you´r older ? :D
They're making great progress with cryogenics!
Ian Macfarlane Yea the same tired joke over and over again is pretty boring. Zzzzzzzz...
Trump 2016 Nah they've got their safe spaces. Play-doh, Coloring books, what every toddler with a tantrum needs. 😉👍
The Punisher + Trump 2016
Congratulations, you have a president who nobody respects! - Good work!!
remember the days when all of his monologues were posted as a single video
god bless
Don't get your hopes up. The monologue is normally cut into parts taht stand on their own, thematically. This monologue featured really only one topic, the speech, so i guess that's why it's just one long vid.
"There were some of the most beautiful and bravest Americans and the president Trump was there too." LMAO
WTF was he on? Sounds like he got hit with a tranquilizer.
Since you asked, I suspect he is enjoying the low cost of pharmaceutical opioids.
Lies ,Lies,Lies that's all that comes out of Trumps mouth.
If there is a relative, we hire them. If there is taxpayer money, we steal it.
I will soon be putting out a more honest version of Mr. Orange's SOTU on my channel
The best summation of Trump’s SOTU yet!
The turtle & the shoe...
😲
I'm dyin!
Lisa Lisa NO kidding ...but it was a purple crock after all!! BTW, you can find that crock humper on UA-cam its FABULOUS ;^)
I love how he holds his chins up a little when he thinks he should be proud. Such a punchable chin.
hahahah
Mussolini did the same gesture. I'l duchbag.
LMFAO.. yes... use FACTS... research rather than as I stated... get your information from a low paid comedian who can't get a decent airtime. And to all of you who have sat here and made statements about how he's so punchable... PLEASE do! I would love for each and every one of you to try. Each and every last one of you is NOTHING but a keyboard warrior who want to seem big and bad on the internet. Sad and pathetic.
You're probably a troll - seriously though do it a little better Punisher (the actual character the Punisher would NOT be on Trump's side if you have read any of the graphic novels, even watched the Netflix series). If you are for social justice it is not watching families being ripped apart by Trump's draconian anti DREAMER's bills, his decimation of healthcare, his pettiness that could actually lead to war and his empty, empty promises. He can't keep hold of staff for five minutes because they know Trump is a rapidly sinking ship. The whole world is laughing at the USA. Make America great again (whatever mythological time that was) impeach Trump already - there's no way he's going to make it to 2020
Brian Knickerbocker it's funny, because I was watching and every time he said something he stuck his nose up and turned slightly. I was sitting there going "why is he doing these heroic poses".
8:26 Rush Limbaugh just jumped up in his seat and shouted 'YESSSSS!', then picked up all the pills that got scattered all over the room.
Stephen Colbert got his ass beat down and had to go with edited video.
My sympathies to my American friends
Dan Littleton Thanks, but , save it. We will bring this goon down. He's doing a lot of it, for us.
Dan Littleton did you actually watch the state of the union address? We're thriving
ChampionsDNA You represent Trump. A stupid fuck.
chinookvalley im not even a Trump supporter, but i feel if he learned to be more professional he'd be a great president
ChampionsDNA point said and done. Good shit. Dont try to talk to these people though. They dont care anyone is doing a good job or bad. They just dont like someone is a white businessman and in office. Sucks, this is what our country is now.
LOL this humor is awesome and up-to-date! cheers
Love you Mr. President!
Paul Ryan and Pence look like bobble heads on a dart board.
If only.
bjfdog Beevis & Butthead!!
Subpoena's incoming
“If there’s a burger we eat it” 😂😂😂
What's clean coal?
Non-existent
Trump's deepest sexual fantasy
I believe the technical term is "bullshit"
it's a process of burning coal usually when people talk about it in the US they mean gasification. it works kind of like an internal combustion engine basically the coal is placed into a chamber pressurized together with steam(water) and hot air and then that gas is burned during this process the sulfur and other stuff is removed at that point the carbon part of the coal is burned it is dramatically cleaner (and more efficient) than just burning the coal. all of this is kind of irrelevant because Natural Gas has gotten so cheap that it will probably force a lot of coal out of the power market.
Blackjack no he means normal coal and he’s stupid
Thanks for the Humor and Truth... Awesomeness!!!
“America, Jesus, Freedom... hell, I don’t know what it means, but people sure do love when I say it.” - Trump
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james Harmon lmao very profound!
Ian Snow TRUMP 2020 M.A.G.A
He has Priorities...???? I mean, other than promoting his own ego.....
Trump could have dropped a big fat steaming pile of quarter pounder w/ cheese on the stage and the republicans would've given him a standing ovation. MUELLER FOR PRESIDENT!!
“God, women, GET OUT OF THERE!!!! Run for your lives!!!” 😂
“Too many... immigrants...? I don’t... let’s just move on.”
”hot singles only!”
Jesus Christ I can’t believe this is all said about our President but at least now we can laugh... while we cry? 😂😭😂😭
I hate Donald Trump's speech voice. It's so unnatural and whispery.
Jevvy Media
well, is there anything one can like about him...?
Jevvy Media its creepy right? And i hate hand gestures. Looks like hes trying to conduct an orchestra
He is fckng 72 years old and well past his cheeseburger bed time. Of course he is a sleepy baby. I have no idea why we keep allowing 70 yo to be politicians. Play golf in Florida, relax.
It sounds like a snake slither across dry, ancient parchment paper. I always mute him before changing the channel
Jevvy Media. It's exactly like Ivanka's.
3:16 I was hoping he'd say "If there's a Stormy, we chase it"! 😂
John 3:16?
"If there's a line, we cross it."
And if there's a pussy we grab it. 😂😂👋🐱