Grotesco - The trial part 1
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- Опубліковано 22 гру 2007
- "Swing low Sweet Chariot! Coming forth to carry me hooome!"
They say a man can walk a thousand miles and still don't know his butt from behind.
Well I say a man can walk two yards and find the crown la-crue and that's a fruit.
Mr. Cubkin?
Mr. McKana-whoie-dooie-looie?
yeah.
Billy Bob Craskin.. Tounry-at-lawden.
What can I offer you two Gentlemen ah?
Well I have a cap of caffee and a postachio nutt Mary Sue.
Cup of coffee and postachio nutts.. and for you fer?
Well I'll have one beers please?
Anyfing else fer?
That pretty smile of yours would doolie doo fine.
Whisle - Frisky!
Mmm Mmmm
You sure don't waste any time.
You know I admurl you for taking this chase. A lot of people down here in cash-a-roo say you joined the hoola hoola club.
Well Billy Bob People say tally ho. and the hoola hoola club aint the whistle.
Well Well well What had we here? A Momma's boy from new york city! Yeeeeee HAw!
Macaroon Tommy Jr.
I aint talking to you billy Bob! I'm talkin to dis here Danny Gluver. So that he can keep his nosey posey rosey in the can! Now Scram!
My Nosey posey rosey chosey mosey stay right here in the can, till the cam fry.
Be deeded.
I gibba-la-gibb the Microsoft Word to district attorney Poland Barker.
Thank you your onion. Ladies gentleman uh and extras on the curby.
Why are we here today? Why aren't we at home with our mammels watching razeball.
I know why we are here. It because of that man over there. Because if it wasn't fer him we would be outta here faster than two hens in a whore house in a sunday afternoon. thank you.
Mr. Lumbert. you ran the hack-and-crack down at ninth and maple drive is that connect?
Yes I doo And It's a mighty fine little ship shop it is!
Hmmm. No furthur your rest-rens.
Mr. Lumbert! Do you wear a night gown?
Well right now I don't but sometimes I doo!
Now may I ask you. On the night of sixteen hundred forty seventh and third of august.. Who put
the bumpa-bumpa-bump in the bumpa-bumpa-bum in the ram in the ramma lamma Ding dong?
Well it was the same man who put the dip in the dip in the dipty dipty dip.
Erection! Your onion he's bonding with the wit-knees!
Re-frain! Pump up the jam and get to the joint Mr. Barker.
Scuze me your onion! just making shit-chat.
Now Mr. Lumbert. May I axe youuuu to identis-spies the women on this fracture?
Take your time! Take your Time.
Well... It's that Mans oyster sir! That man's oyster!
No furthur your rest-rens!
Why didn't Willum tell me you had an oyseter?
Well I didn't thought that was pre-noma-nent.
Every rent's pre-noma-nent! How can I defy you if I can't touch youu!?
I Just wanna be your Morgan Freeman! A Morgan Freeman! you get to that?!
What time is it billy bob?
Lemon Dirty.
Well I think it's time to play old mcdonald sutherland a visit. - Комедії
"-what time is it billy bob?"
"-Lemon dirty"
this is the best almost-english i've heard in ages
i cannot possibly get enough
2:47 "Why aren't we at home with our mammals watching race ball?" Classic line.
"We apologise for the problems we are currently facing with the subtitles; the actors doesn't seem to know english."
I JUST WANT TO BE MORGAN FREEMAN
Lily Mrazek A Morgan Freeman*
as a norwegian, how did i miss all this great comedy from our big brother. Never knew swedes was this funny lol
"What time is it Billy Bob?"
"Lemon derdy"
my nosey posey rosey chosey mosey stay right here in the can
Orvar Surströmmingsson till the can fry
Kinda makes me homesick for my native Texas, reminiscing about good times at home with my mammals watching race ball at a lemon thirdy.
"They say a man can walk a thousand miles and still don't know his butt from behind. Well I say a man can walk two yards and find the crown la-crue, and that's a fruit."
Hey, it's been 11 years.
2:10 "Im talking to this here Danny Glover"
Pump up the jam and get to the joint!
Erection your onion is bounding with the witnese i'm dying
Bästa sketchen som Grotesco har gjort!
This is the best. You have to watch it high.
Erection, your onion!
''I ain't talking to you Billy Bob, I'm talking to this here Danny Glover'' Roligt
-What time is Billy Bob?
-Lemon dirty.
American characters, Nailed it!
Billy bob.
Fucking Billy bob
Tack för den här! Skitbra!
"How can I defy you if I can't touch you?"
"I just wanna be a Morgan Freeman, a Morgan Freeman!"
"Who put the bomp-bombom-bombom in the bomp-bombom-bombom, who put the ram in the ramalama-ding-dong?"
"Well, it was the same man who put the dip in the dip-di-dip-di-dip..."
Haha, så genialt!!
BRILLIANT.. CAN WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER..
This is priceless!!!
"My nosy-posy-frosy-chosy-moses stay right here in the can, until the can fry."
Haha "Vi beklagar att vi för närvarande har problem med textaren"
Bra text :) bra komediserie
Hahah fan detta är ju lätt den bästa tvsketchen på hela 2000-talet!
Grotesco är fan bäst...
This is the greatest thing I've ever seen
LOL this made my day.
"What time is it billy bob? -Lemon dirty" gaghahaha
It's like I've walked into one of Adam Sandler's dreams.
This is the oddest thing I've ever loved.
"What time is it Billy Bob?"
"Lemon Dirty!"
HaHaHa!
This is hilarious!
"How can I defy you, if I can't touch you?!"
There's just so many things. . . This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in the history of ever.
One can also see it as a simulation of how it is to be a Swede with only elementary knowledge of English and still trying to watch american movies,..
It's quite the opposite.
Elfsoap, it seems, you have elementary knowledge of Sweden.
" who put the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp , who put the ram , in the rama-lama-ding-dong ? Well it was the same man who put the dip in the dip-in the dip-the dip -the dip "
Their American impressions are a lot better than my Swedish impression.
"And the hula-hula club aint the whiskey" haha
the greatest video
Så jäkla grym!
Its a swedish parody of the american film A Time To Kill from 1996 with Matthew McConaughey and Samuel L Jackson
IT'S THAT MAN'S OYSTER, SIR!
34 people would rather be at home with their mammals watching raizeball.
So as an American viewing this, I have to ask, what is it about this sketch that makes it funny to the Swedish audience? Because as a native English speaker who lives in the south, this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life, but I have a feeling it might not be for the same reason.
It's the exaggerated American accents and expressions done in poor English. The whole sketch is also filled to the brim with bad tropes that typical American movies tend to have. We swedes just find all of this funny since we watch a lot of American films and tv shows. I know this comment is five years old but you got your answer at least
They seem all grown up now but it use to upset north Americans if you made fun of them. That makes it a lot more funny.
The moral of the story is that we now have an excuse to learn Shyniece.
well it certainly helps me out
Tim Sutton swede here. This exactly captures the feeling of watching an american movie! You kinda know what they are saying but alot of words you just dont know.
"Thank you, your onion!"
HAHAHA
"Faster than two hands in a hole house on a sunday afternoon".
@SunFireDragon duude that makes it so much more funnier, haha! Gotta love Grotesco.
i started to lol at " How can i defy you if i cant touch you??
I just want to be your morgan freeman, a morgan freeman!" haha
this is great lolololol :D
"Im gonna give the microsoft word to Poland barker" hahahhaha
"Extras of the curry...Why are we here today? Why aren't we at home with our mammals watching raiseball?" Lol that reminded my of Brad Neely's Babycakes videos...
I think he said "identispise" - it was great :)
What time is it, Billy bob?
- Lemon dirty.
3:22 "No furry restrooms"
Nailed it!
"You're onion" Lmao XD
How can I defy you if I can't touch you???
Swedes are better at English wordplay than native English speakers!
"But I say a man can walk a two yards and find the kralmakru, and that's the fruit"...
WTF!??! XD
The next time I'm in an English-speaking country I'll try to order a cap a' caffee.
strangely compelling
"i admiral you" haha dead
"i admiral you for taking this chase"
Hey, It's Lemon-dirty o' clock as I'm watching this!
I have no idea what I just watched, but I think it might have been awesome.
hahaha. ahahahahahaha.
.."and that's the fruit"
"Ladies gentlemen...and extras on the curry"
Well we Swedes have generally a good understanding of english, and the American english is the one that´s most influential because of movies, tv shows etc. We younger people have also a pretty good grasp of the different accents aswell, and the southern accent (dialect?) is a pretty popular one to make fun of. Nevertheless, I am still impressed by an english parody this well made by Swedish show.
"errection your onion" hahaha
Who put the ram in the rama-lama. ding-dong!" haha klockrent:D
Thank you, onion. lol
why arent we at home with our mammals watching raiseball?
It's time to play Old McDonald Sutherland a visit
Why aren't we at home with our mammals watching Ray's ball? Good question.
Watched this with the Caption on... my brain died.
"...Mr. Cobalewlalewlaleew?"
Are they then saying "Cap 'f caffey en pistachio notes" "En fur yew, fer?"
"pump up the jam and get to the joint"
4:35
"How can I defy you if I can't even touch you?!"
"I just want to be your Morgan Freeman, A MORGAN FREEMAN
"Matt McConaughyuiduiloui"
gillar att det först står "vi beklagar att vi för närvarande har problem med textningen", och sen står det "vi beklagar att vi för närvarande har problem med textaren"
hahaha
I despair, this the punniest filet on microsofts words effort.
Ive always loved Razeball.
Det här är ju fantastiskt brilljant! vartenda ord haha, "Your onion" "ERECTION" HAHAH skrattade sjukt många gånger i denna video
"what time is et billy bop?" ..... *looks at watch* .... "lemon dirty" fucking great.
"! beers please"
The blackface with the awful wig is my favorite part because it's like three levels deep in racism.
funniest thing ever!
this is hilirious
"why aren't we at home watching raceball with our mammals?"
Thank you, your Onion.
Jag laddade upp del två av The Trial nu!
This is actually how we are, bravo.
Q: How can I defy you, if I can't touch you?
A: I just wan't to be a Morgan Freeman. a Morgan Freeman.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD AN OYSTER? ROFLMAO hahaha fan va skön :D
"Why aren't we at home with our mammals watching raceball.."
hahaha wtf :D
Well, look what we have here. A fancy bunch of dandies from the castle
Hahaha, eller hur.
"Excuse me, Stewardess. I speak Jive."