Hey everybody! Sorry this is getting posted at a weird time. I had an issue with a copyright claim cause I originally included a Celine Dion clip. I’ll probably upload another later today so be on the lookout 😅
The way she talks about her sex life is the EXACT same as the kid in high school that brags about it to the point you’re very certain it’s not happening.
@@CB-rv2lj listen I dont want to even attempt to imagine the convoluted positions theyd have to try and get into to ”get it in”, but all I can think of is someone poking through the intestines of a gutted beached whale. Oof.
she can barely say anything about it without acting like the adults will hear her talking about the s. e. x. word, and the way she acts about the marks she has wipey suck onto her necks makes me want to strangle those necks
I have no idea how wifey deals with Amberlynns laziness 😭 leaving clothes all over the couch for days at a time??? I would go insane. It literally drives me crazy when my fiancé leaves his clothes on the floor/bathroom, let alone a COUCH where we live and sit. That uber eats and UA-cam money must be real nice to over look that 😭😭😭
Amber has the excuse of you knew what you were getting into before you joined up, and "Sis ain't changin". Amber is too much of a catch to self improve for Wifey, that's for sure.
It's like if Truman decided to stick with the Truman show and became a paid performer. I've always thought of Amber as the Ed Harris character and the Jim Carey character from the Truman show, all in one.
I'm extremely confused on how her lypodima/lipodima is so bad on her leg/ankle but she doesn't wear compression stockings or wraps?? That's one of the most important treatments you're supposed to do to reduce/prevent swelling. I wear thigh high compression stockings on my leg leg due to a blood clot I got in August. There's no shame in taking care of yourself. The way she disregards every inch of medical treatment and then complains nothing's helping drives me crazy.
She made a point to say call shelters before you donate, she mentioned how often she says "so good" and now she's calling viewers besties...she is making it so obvious that she watches you.
Most women won't shop for new clothes if they are planning on losing weight unless they just need new clothes for work or an event. That's how I know she's not serious about losing that weight. She looks like she has gained weight. You're right, she is lazy.
Omg yes!! I’m on my own weight loss journey. But I’ve already lost 250 pounds from 600. (Not from surgery) I already had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Well, new pants anyway. Lol. I like the baggy shirts still. But I’m definitely not buying mor clothes now cuz I’m gonna lose more weight. (And I know I’ll lose it before summer)
@@TinaMarieStopka congratulations!!! You help others believe it’s possible, unlike amberlynn, who makes it seem impossible to get back to being healthy 😕 I don’t even know you and just know I am extremely happy for you and hope you get to the weight that is the healthiest and happiest for you! Hoping nothing but the best for you❤️❤️
@@TinaMarieStopka - you are inspirational and aspirational for our gorl. Of course, you actually want to shed the pounds while I don’t think she actually does.
Sex is great and all. And I'm sure Amber is just being juvenile and desperate to prove she is getting it. But I don't think it's right if it's the only thing that makes your partner 'stand out' from all the others.
Regarding the popular amberlynn searches, she is very much underestimating how many people watching her have restrictive eating disorders and use her as negative inspiration. People do not genuinely enjoy watching her eat.
Her “audience” that is looking up mukbang comps and torrid hauls (for body shots) are fetishizing her and rarely/never leave comments, but she bases all content on them because they are the most consistent income stream.
She also doesn't understand that we all aren't one giant hive mind like the people on her Instagram aren't gonna be the same people on her UA-cam for the most part etc which is why she tends to over generalize her audience
I just had my iud replaced and I got so dizzy from the blood pressure drop that I had to lie down on the ground in the rain and a nice lady gave me a ride to my parents' house so I really needed this happy intermezzo 💜
You're not doing anything calling her Beckys ex, it's disrespectful to Becky as she has stated multiple times she doesn't want to be associated with Amber. Stop it.
@@Proppa-Gander Amber once said she made up her own name for her hamster, she made it up, you guize, are you ready? Bamantha. She clearly misses Bamantha and Wifey knows that
@@Proppa-Gander I guess she did technically make it up, I've never heard the name Bamantha before her video. My kid is getting a hamster for Christmas, imma name him Bonathan
Gorls! I’ve just ruhlized what Wipey is giving Amber for Christmas Day! The ultimate Christmas gift! Jade, in all her excellence, those very hands will be performing WLS surgery on our gorl!! She’s getting WLS surgery in the comfort of her own home!!
ZACHARY MICHAEL. I just had to figure out how to explain this whole situation to my boomer mother. You have made my day bc she is SO UNCOMFORTABLE and it’s hilarious. Happy holidays!
Has anybody noticed that when Amber or Wifey open a gift or taste something, they always say “waaaaaaittttt” and act shocked? I can’t stand it! 😂 it’s so fake. “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaittttttttt these chips slappppp” FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP IT 😂
Jade is just imitating our gorl. She’s basically repeating everything back to Amberlynn now in the videos. Makes our gorl happy, I guess. Gives her the illusion of being soulmates.
And its such a stupid thing to lie about. You aren't a skinny legend health queen cuz you hate [insert junk food here] admit you like it, who cares?? I'm a healthy weight and friggin LOVE chinese takeout. Im stoked for new years just for the excuse to get some lol
I feel like going to Applebees for your 21st feels like such a specific “college in a small city” experience (as someone who did go to college in a small city)
Hey Bestie! I wanted to give you a hand understanding lymphedema, without the lies. First, when you swell it hurts a lot sometimes so getting up and moving is hard. But it’s one of the best things to do. Moving your body, walking around, getting the fluid moving is ideal. Having your feet down like ALR does 24/7 is why they don’t get better. That and the sodium in all the take out she’d eating. And the soda she’s drinking. IF she had my dr they’d tell her to put on compression stockings (or wrap her legs early in the am) so her legs couldn’t swell, sleep with her feet above her heart so the fluid can drain, and keep her feet off the floor unless she’s walking. My legs were nowhere near as big and I had ORDERS, and I took them because it is painful to walk if you’re feet are hella swollen. IMO she refuses to keep her feet up because it would make her pee out a ton of fluid and cause her pain for awhile. It’s a bit of effort to get rid of fluid in your legs tbh. And when it’s gone your legs feel a bit rubbery and light. Merry Christmas to you & Judy! 🎉 🌲
My mother got diagnosed with it earlier this year. Before she got fully set up with therapy, i got her one of those Qubi sitting cycle things (like Amber has) and said it would be good to use. I explained how the lymph system works and she understood. In the few weeks between seeing the first doctor and the specialist, she was using it about 30 min a day and she said even in that time her legs started to feel better. She said her specialist was happy to hear i got her to use it and she was receptive to it as well. My mom just completed her first round of therapy and has so much improved mobility and feels so much better. Amber could take that $3k on Uber eats and see a specialist for compression therapy and OT. She's ridiculous in thinking there's nothing that can be done for her legs. She would rather be completely immobile and be right instead of being happy.
@@meoueo she has both. In the first video after seeing the specialist she said she found out she had lipedema but she does still have lymphedema in her layg
So I’m sitting here enjoying some lunch and Zach comments on twinkies “gay bdsm harness” and sprite came out my nose 😂😂😂 I was casually thinking the same thing 😅😅😅😅
she really did take a L on gifts. if i was wifey id be mad that a $12janga ,$130 van Gogh, $900 titanic..and she gave me the same reaction for each... 😞id go hula hoop and spend an hour setting my modern clock. then pout in my good for 6 washes disposable hoodie. poor wifey
Yeah but no one can give a good gift like Amber. She is a self proclaimed and admitted good gifter (possibly the best); she knows the best gifts to give. Besides, she is still saving money to buy wifey her face (who knows how expensive it can get), just look at how long it's take Amber to get full appendages and body. So wifey should be happy with the cheap gifts.
I'm saying! She keeps getting her bird themed shit! Like she probably half assedly mentioned she likes birds maybe ONE TIME 🤣 is that titanic set really $900 💀 what does Wifey do for work to be blowing that kind of money???
Amber is determined to convince us she has a sex life, but I wouldn't put money in it This made me want to thank Becky. She was belittled and treated poorly on a daily basis, but she gave us 2 of the greatest reveals of all time. 1. Amber couldn't wipe herself 2. They had zero sex life I think Becky's ex is still extremely bitter about both to this day.
Her lack of chewing might be part of her mouth issues. Chewing is good for gum health. When I had a broken tooth for a prolonged period, the dentist said my gum pocket depth was excellent everywhere but in that area. He said it was likely because I was avoiding chewing on that side.
About the weight loss surgery. I’ve spent two and a half years working towards getting approved for surgery. ALR will not get through the insurance requirements. It’s not as simple as signing up and getting it. And if by chance she doesn’t have to jump through hoops (at her size I doubt it) she won’t be successful in the long run. It’s a tool not a solution.
100%! My mum got weightloss surgery and I believe she thought it was a magic solution. She didn’t follow through with what she needed to do after the surgery ie avoiding carbonation and she didn’t end up losing weight. I think ALR will most likely be the same unfortunately
Orange chicken was actually invented by Panda Express. In that Lexington trip, Amberlynn claimed it didn’t taste as authentic as the one from The Cheesecake Factory.... She didn’t realize that it wasn’t a traditional Chinese dish, so the Panda one by definition was the authentic version.
My question is, Why is this even something for her to make a big deal over? She cares so much what people think that she thinks about orange chicken?!?? FFS!!!
THE best thing about this whole vlogmas is every time I hear the "bay-beeeeee" - I laugh out loud. It's equal parts ridiculous and my new favourite thing!
Amber always says she has changed (like not ordering take out anymore) when it has only been like a week at most. That’s simply too soon to see if a change in behavior sticks. Seeing it as an accomplishment right from the start will eat away at your motivation. It’s so much easier to fall back on the bad habits when you don’t actually need time and effort to feel proud of yourself, only the initial decision. She gets that boost from every “new start”. No wonder 4 years is “ages ago” to her - she has barely changed but probably sees herself as a completely different person. This is actually a pretty critical problem for her and will cause her to fail time after time if she doesn’t recognize the pattern of behavior. But I guess it’s easier to keep going back and forth with your habits and continuously feeling like you’re doing something, even though you’re just standing still.
Zach brought the goods again! It’s 6.30am Xmas Eve in Australia and I woke up with soooo much dread because I had sooooo much to do today 😨 but I’m glad I can start the day with a new video from you! Happy Christmas Zach and family! 💚🎄🎅🏻
Wifey is such a bizarre character to me. On one side she’s syrupy over-the-top sweetness that feels artificial, and on the other side she’s speaking up about Mt. Torrid 2 and the damn bookmark on the kitchen floor being annoying. I can’t tell if she’s genuinely happy or actually annoyed. Maybe I could tell better if I could see her face.
I feel like she mentioned having workout equipment when she was thinking about buying the rose gold weights from Target...and the fact that my brain has retained that kind of makes me sad.
I just had a FLASHBACK!!! I had a dream that she was building herself a house out of Legos.. 🤔 But I think it was a mixture between legos and that cardboard coloring house. Ahhhhh!!!
When you started screaming "EXPERT LAYGOS" I died 🤣🤣😂😂 also- can we just note how at the beginning of watching Vlogmas, you were dancing to the intro and now you are just so dead pan and you are just like absolutely OVERRRR it lmfao. let's be honest though- we all are 🤣 AL bragging about her sex life with wifey is - 🤮🤮
Hey, Zach! I get a long weekend and I just finished a hard workout. Time to relax and eat lunch with you! Thanks for your work, it’s much appreciated ❤
I actually really like that word clock, I went to Amazon to maybe buy it but damn is it over priced… the amount of money they waste on each other is wild.
You would think a motivator for Amberlynn would be to get light enough to be able to walk across the street to McDonald’s to pick up her beloved fountain Diet Coke whenever she wanted one. She could never survive traffic in between at the moment. Being able to take long walks with Twinkie hasn’t motivated her, but maybe fountain Diet Coke could. Gotta work with what you got.
for ONCE, there's something i don't find annoying about ALR- i think her reactions to wifey's gifts have been totally understandable. i realized that she's probably never had anyone ACTUALLY spend money on her, like, ever. she's used to being the one to spend money, so this is probably a genuinely nice change for her, to have someone be willing to spend beaucoup bucks to get her nice gifts.
Well - considering our gorl’s history of chronic lying, I wouldn’t assume that Jade is buying all those gifts with her own money. More likely Amberlynn made up her own list and purchased them directly or gave Jade the money to purchase them. Maybe some less expensive ones were purchased by Jade, but the big items - unlikely. I really don’t think Jade would be so foolish, but she might be willing to go along with the pretense. Just like their alleged passionate sex life, this is all for the show. It actually suggests trouble in Paradise, though. Amberlynn showered gifts on Destiny this way, except she did it in a big pile rather than one by one. Destiny looked a tad befuddled by it. Amberlynn didn’t even wait until Christmas, the deluge was a few weeks before. From the way Destiny had been acting on videos, I think she already had told Amberlynn that she was breaking up with our gorl and that she would just stay until the end of the lease. This is why Destiny quite credibly insisted she had never cheated on Amberlynn. She didn’t start her relationship with Dana until she broke up with Amberlynn, months before Amberlynn admitted it. Becky said that she had tried several times before to break up with Amberlynn, but our gorl kept guilting her back in. Amberlynn insisted on all her previous girlfriends sleeping in the same bed with her after the breakup, I’m sure doing a major guilt trip on them and using her childhood traumas as the reason. Jade seems to be the only one to insist on her own bedroom from the very beginning, so I doubt very much that she would sleep in the same bed once she was planning to leave. She may feel friendly toward Amberlynn, as did her previous girlfriends after breakup, but doubt that the passion is real. It may have always been a sham for the show, who knows. We’ve been this way before with Amberlynn. She lies, exaggerates, and embellishes and doesn’t see anything wrong with that but still pretends to be offended when nobody believes anything she says. Eventually the truth seeps out.
when she lived with krystle, krystles parents paid for absolutely everything - food, accomodation, clothes etc. when she got with destiny, she didnt have a job for quite some time and let her gf provide for her. thats very long ago though!
@@DM-vz3kk - Likewise she mooched off Casey’s mom before that, and before Casey she stayed with her family (aunt and cousins) and never heard a mention of her having a job then. Before that, she was still legally a kid (aged out of foster care at 18) so I wouldn’t call foster care mooching... But her paid work experience is a very short list. She hung around with Destiny enough at the care facility (always going with Destiny to her job,’our gorl hates being alone) that toward the end of that job, they allegedly hired her part-time. Then she followed Destiny into some data entry job for a government contractor (inputting data for veterans). She claims she quit to do UA-cam “full time” , but evidence points to her getting fired for being The Employee From Hell. She hid out in the restroom a lot. Employers just love that. She thought she was entitled because she thought she was a fast worker. Don’t think the manager agreed. Also fast doesn’t mean accurate.
this is the perfect time. i walked outside in the snow/ice and slipped, causing me to really hurt my knee. your videos are my favorite distraction from life❤❤❤
I wanna see her play just dance, it's pretty good exercise and there's sit down songs so she can take a lil break but still be movin' a bit. She said she loves dancing so I think it could work out really well for her if she stuck to it.
Po is so adorable today!!!🎄 better get stocked up on caffeine this storm rolling across the country has some wicked wind chills🥶🥶🥶.🎄. Have a wonderful holiday weekend!
I get the obsession with Po in the background now. I usually watch these videos on my tiny ass iPhone. I watched the last video on my big screen tv and I couldn’t tell you a single damn thing that happened. I was too focused on Po. 😂❤
🎄POP QUIZ #4: In the Burger King mukbang, in which we learned she doesn't "do" raw tomato and has a dietitian, what was the side? A) Tater tots B) Curly fries C) Jalapeño poppers D) Cheesy tots 💎BONUS: Right now, make the same face she did after taking her first bite. Stop looking at your phone and DO IT NOW! 😂
All four sides maybe?!? I do remember her orgasming over cheesy tots at one point for one takeout meal on camera. Don’t remember the others in particular, but you know how she is about taste tests.
Thanks for all the great content this year and giving us the blow-by-blow on our favorite gorls. Never fails to bring a smile to my face:) Happy Holidays to you and yours
As a codependent hyper-narcissist with no boundaries and discipline alongside a feeder-type collecting ALR's bag while mocking ALR obviously planning an out? Mayhaps per each sodiums.
Hey everybody! Sorry this is getting posted at a weird time. I had an issue with a copyright claim cause I originally included a Celine Dion clip. I’ll probably upload another later today so be on the lookout 😅
In my place, it's the perfect timing 🤣 almost midnight
I just finished a really tough last week of the year at work and I am so ready to watch both of your videos today
2 Zachary Michael videos in a day?! A Christmas gift we all wanted
My day off and during the afternoon, I'm not complaining 💜
zach is spoiling us
I love how Zach went from merrily dancing to the intro at the start of vlogmas, to now staring dead eyed into the screen as the song plays lol
Lmao! He is so done! 🤣
He's over it 🙄
I was just coming to write this very comment 😂
14:01 the gulping too lol
I really miss his dance parody to Ambers Vlogmas intro where she used that quick version of Sleigh Ride. Such a zany, energetic classic!! 😂
The way she talks about her sex life is the EXACT same as the kid in high school that brags about it to the point you’re very certain it’s not happening.
its absolutely not happening. she gets tired 30 seconds standing up. she can't move her arms much. she can't roll over or stand.
@@CB-rv2lj listen I dont want to even attempt to imagine the convoluted positions theyd have to try and get into to ”get it in”, but all I can think of is someone poking through the intestines of a gutted beached whale. Oof.
I guess that would explain why I cringe hard-core when ever she talkes about it
oral and fingering at the SAME TIME! QUIRKY CONCEPT! /s
she can barely say anything about it without acting like the adults will hear her talking about the s. e. x. word, and the way she acts about the marks she has wipey suck onto her necks makes me want to strangle those necks
Zach describes the ALR and Faline relationship accurately...Performative.
The more vlogmas goes on, the more zach looks dead inside during her vlogmas intro! 😂😂😂😂 I’m right there with you bestie!
Dang imagine dating someone you have to buy toys for every night and their form of gratitude being “bAbeeeee, baBYyyyy. BABEeeeee, baYbeeeeeee”
I'd end up on snapped
🤮🤮
LMAO holy fck that really put it into perspective
It makes you wonder what those people really have to gain from the scenario
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I have no idea how wifey deals with Amberlynns laziness 😭 leaving clothes all over the couch for days at a time??? I would go insane. It literally drives me crazy when my fiancé leaves his clothes on the floor/bathroom, let alone a COUCH where we live and sit. That uber eats and UA-cam money must be real nice to over look that 😭😭😭
It is a clue that they don’t have visitors.
Is this Zanab?? 😂
@@s.stevens4520 omg 💀
Amber has the excuse of you knew what you were getting into before you joined up, and "Sis ain't changin". Amber is too much of a catch to self improve for Wifey, that's for sure.
“It looks the same as it always DOES” that angry growly “does” killed me 😂
17:41
Hahaha a little rage and hatred slipped through. XD
It's like if Truman decided to stick with the Truman show and became a paid performer. I've always thought of Amber as the Ed Harris character and the Jim Carey character from the Truman show, all in one.
I'm extremely confused on how her lypodima/lipodima is so bad on her leg/ankle but she doesn't wear compression stockings or wraps?? That's one of the most important treatments you're supposed to do to reduce/prevent swelling.
I wear thigh high compression stockings on my leg leg due to a blood clot I got in August. There's no shame in taking care of yourself.
The way she disregards every inch of medical treatment and then complains nothing's helping drives me crazy.
She rather be right than happy (thank you Peter Monn for this phrase).
She made a point to say call shelters before you donate, she mentioned how often she says "so good" and now she's calling viewers besties...she is making it so obvious that she watches you.
For awhile she was saying “shallawe” I thought wow she’s been listening to Alex is shook.
Most women won't shop for new clothes if they are planning on losing weight unless they just need new clothes for work or an event. That's how I know she's not serious about losing that weight. She looks like she has gained weight. You're right, she is lazy.
Omg yes!! I’m on my own weight loss journey. But I’ve already lost 250 pounds from 600. (Not from surgery) I already had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Well, new pants anyway. Lol. I like the baggy shirts still. But I’m definitely not buying mor clothes now cuz I’m gonna lose more weight. (And I know I’ll lose it before summer)
@@TinaMarieStopka Congratulations, that is awesome! I'm so so happy for you!
@@TinaMarieStopka congratulations!!! You help others believe it’s possible, unlike amberlynn, who makes it seem impossible to get back to being healthy 😕 I don’t even know you and just know I am extremely happy for you and hope you get to the weight that is the healthiest and happiest for you! Hoping nothing but the best for you❤️❤️
@@TinaMarieStopka - you are inspirational and aspirational for our gorl. Of course, you actually want to shed the pounds while I don’t think she actually does.
I love that she thinks people search her mukbangs and horrid hauls because they LIKE to see it rather than they're searching it to laugh AT her
That and morbid curiosity
Also I’m pretty sure a lot of reaction channels are searching those things to put together compilations
@@delicious1096 I was thinking that too 😅
Tbf there are a lot of fetishists
This was such good company while doing some baking.
I hope everyone is staying warm out there!
Something my now-husband did for me that no one else ever did: brought me a gift on our first date
There, not even sexual!
A normal person response! 😂
Sex is great and all.
And I'm sure Amber is just being juvenile and desperate to prove she is getting it.
But I don't think it's right if it's the only thing that makes your partner 'stand out' from all the others.
Wait a dang minute - I thought our girl was ‘afraid’ to touch raw onions and she had to ask her onion carer Wifey to deal with it for her?
Torrid was created exclusively for Amber, how dare they sell clothing that she doesnt like! 😂
Have a wonderful Christmas yall ❤️ Thank you for all your hard work Zachary! My anxiety has been horrendous the past few days and I appreciate you ❤️
Regarding the popular amberlynn searches, she is very much underestimating how many people watching her have restrictive eating disorders and use her as negative inspiration. People do not genuinely enjoy watching her eat.
This was my first thought because I will 100% admit I used to be one of those people.
Zach, I lost my sh*t at "you need taste, those corn tacos got you f*cked up." You're hilarious. Thanks so much for the video!
You had me laughing throughout the video 😆😆 Thanks Bestie. Merry Christmas to everyone here! We love you Zach
that's so sweet. thanks for watching! :)
Her “audience” that is looking up mukbang comps and torrid hauls (for body shots) are fetishizing her and rarely/never leave comments, but she bases all content on them because they are the most consistent income stream.
She also doesn't understand that we all aren't one giant hive mind like the people on her Instagram aren't gonna be the same people on her UA-cam for the most part etc which is why she tends to over generalize her audience
That or she just wants an excuse to continue to be gluttonous, excessive, and lazy
@@user-uh9lf3hi8u honestly its probably a mix of both
I would pay the big bucks for you to do a review/recap of White Lotus. Glad you and Judy are both feeling better 💛
Posted 11 seconds ago?! Happy Holidays to you and your family, Zach!! Thanks for all the TRANSFORMATIVE content this year! You're truly great 😊
I just had my iud replaced and I got so dizzy from the blood pressure drop that I had to lie down on the ground in the rain and a nice lady gave me a ride to my parents' house so I really needed this happy intermezzo 💜
Hope you’re doing better
@@lillispad6780 I am, thanks!
what a lovely morning surprise! stay safe if all this terrible midwestern weather is affecting you (from a fellow midwesterner). thanks zach!
Notice how Becky's ex is now saying "bestie" alot more - wonder what reaction channel she is watching? 😉 xx
You're not doing anything calling her Beckys ex, it's disrespectful to Becky as she has stated multiple times she doesn't want to be associated with Amber. Stop it.
@@qwerkyqwerty5241 wipey got her a B necklace for Becky's ex so don't come for me 😘 xx
@@Proppa-Gander Amber once said she made up her own name for her hamster, she made it up, you guize, are you ready?
Bamantha. She clearly misses Bamantha and Wifey knows that
@@dime_with_a_mind what a quirky name 🤪 to match our quirky gorl 😂🤣 xx
@@Proppa-Gander I guess she did technically make it up, I've never heard the name Bamantha before her video. My kid is getting a hamster for Christmas, imma name him Bonathan
We DEFINITELY deserve a party 🎉 If she completes Vlogmas 💃
I'll bring the playdough
@@pabst2002 I’ll bring the Crayons 😆
Gorls! I’ve just ruhlized what Wipey is giving Amber for Christmas Day! The ultimate Christmas gift! Jade, in all her excellence, those very hands will be performing WLS surgery on our gorl!! She’s getting WLS surgery in the comfort of her own home!!
Remember that Schmoopie episode from Seinfeld? The "babyyyyyy" talk gives me those vibes and I'm at my fucking limit
Babies up and fed. Coffee in hand. I am so excited that you popped up this morning.
Zach you're my comfort UA-camr, I just wanted you to know that. Your videos are almost always playing at my hoem. Thanks for being you
ZACHARY MICHAEL. I just had to figure out how to explain this whole situation to my boomer mother. You have made my day bc she is SO UNCOMFORTABLE and it’s hilarious. Happy holidays!
Has anybody noticed that when Amber or Wifey open a gift or taste something, they always say “waaaaaaittttt” and act shocked? I can’t stand it! 😂 it’s so fake. “Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaittttttttt these chips slappppp” FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP IT 😂
Reminds me of Oprah's fake WHAAAAAT?
Jade is just imitating our gorl. She’s basically repeating everything back to Amberlynn now in the videos. Makes our gorl happy, I guess. Gives her the illusion of being soulmates.
What I got from Amberlynn is that out of 24 hours a day she needs to squeeze in a 10 minute walk.
Merry Christmas Zach Noel Judy Lou and potato
Happy holidays Zach! Thanks for all the laughs and good times this year :)
Thanks so much for the super thanks!
I found your channel recently, I feel like I struck gold. Something about you saying “pissin and shittin and farting” sends me into orbit
I'm convinced they do that constant babyyyyyy because they know it drives us all crazy.
Okay but about the orange chicken I remember her and Becky taking that staycation and she ate Panda Express orange chicken like 3 times or something
YES! Scrolling looking for this comment. I definitely need a life. 😂😂😂
@@smoxthybweh that’s the one 😂😂
And its such a stupid thing to lie about. You aren't a skinny legend health queen cuz you hate [insert junk food here] admit you like it, who cares?? I'm a healthy weight and friggin LOVE chinese takeout. Im stoked for new years just for the excuse to get some lol
Your offense to ALR jumping to judge white lotus has guaranteed that I will be starting this show!!! Thanks for all the transformative videos! ❤️❤️
41:07 somebody PLEASE make a compilation of ALR checking herself out in the viewfinder
I feel like going to Applebees for your 21st feels like such a specific “college in a small city” experience (as someone who did go to college in a small city)
Absolutely love that I got a Torrrid ad on this video
Hey Bestie! I wanted to give you a hand understanding lymphedema, without the lies.
First, when you swell it hurts a lot sometimes so getting up and moving is hard. But it’s one of the best things to do. Moving your body, walking around, getting the fluid moving is ideal. Having your feet down like ALR does 24/7 is why they don’t get better.
That and the sodium in all the take out she’d eating. And the soda she’s drinking.
IF she had my dr they’d tell her to put on compression stockings (or wrap her legs early in the am) so her legs couldn’t swell, sleep with her feet above her heart so the fluid can drain, and keep her feet off the floor unless she’s walking.
My legs were nowhere near as big and I had ORDERS, and I took them because it is painful to walk if you’re feet are hella swollen.
IMO she refuses to keep her feet up because it would make her pee out a ton of fluid and cause her pain for awhile. It’s a bit of effort to get rid of fluid in your legs tbh. And when it’s gone your legs feel a bit rubbery and light.
Merry Christmas to you & Judy! 🎉 🌲
My mother got diagnosed with it earlier this year. Before she got fully set up with therapy, i got her one of those Qubi sitting cycle things (like Amber has) and said it would be good to use. I explained how the lymph system works and she understood.
In the few weeks between seeing the first doctor and the specialist, she was using it about 30 min a day and she said even in that time her legs started to feel better. She said her specialist was happy to hear i got her to use it and she was receptive to it as well. My mom just completed her first round of therapy and has so much improved mobility and feels so much better.
Amber could take that $3k on Uber eats and see a specialist for compression therapy and OT. She's ridiculous in thinking there's nothing that can be done for her legs. She would rather be completely immobile and be right instead of being happy.
she has lipedema though not lymphedema
@@meoueo she has both. In the first video after seeing the specialist she said she found out she had lipedema but she does still have lymphedema in her layg
I inserted my own rendition of “My Heart Will Go On” into that jump cut. Would’ve been better if it was Hot Nancy singing.
Am I the only one who remembers Amber Lynn saying she and wifey were in a daddy Dom and sub relationship and wifey isn't monogamous.
So I’m sitting here enjoying some lunch and Zach comments on twinkies “gay bdsm harness” and sprite came out my nose 😂😂😂 I was casually thinking the same thing 😅😅😅😅
she really did take a L on gifts. if i was wifey id be mad that a $12janga ,$130 van Gogh, $900 titanic..and she gave me the same reaction for each... 😞id go hula hoop and spend an hour setting my modern clock. then pout in my good for 6 washes disposable hoodie. poor wifey
Yeah but no one can give a good gift like Amber. She is a self proclaimed and admitted good gifter (possibly the best); she knows the best gifts to give. Besides, she is still saving money to buy wifey her face (who knows how expensive it can get), just look at how long it's take Amber to get full appendages and body. So wifey should be happy with the cheap gifts.
Honestly as a person who struggles to fully vocalize and physically show their gratitude I don't think it's that big of a deal
I'm saying! She keeps getting her bird themed shit! Like she probably half assedly mentioned she likes birds maybe ONE TIME 🤣 is that titanic set really $900 💀 what does Wifey do for work to be blowing that kind of money???
Amber is determined to convince us she has a sex life, but I wouldn't put money in it
This made me want to thank Becky. She was belittled and treated poorly on a daily basis, but she gave us 2 of the greatest reveals of all time.
1. Amber couldn't wipe herself
2. They had zero sex life
I think Becky's ex is still extremely bitter about both to this day.
Remember the famous “my jaw hurts” comment she made? Same vibes
@@janettespinoza7395 oh yeah! Her jaw probably did hurt but it was likely due to a massive salt water taffy binge! Lots of chewing.
Agreed
Her lack of chewing might be part of her mouth issues. Chewing is good for gum health. When I had a broken tooth for a prolonged period, the dentist said my gum pocket depth was excellent everywhere but in that area. He said it was likely because I was avoiding chewing on that side.
We call the gas station/McDonalds combo the McChevron.
About the weight loss surgery. I’ve spent two and a half years working towards getting approved for surgery. ALR will not get through the insurance requirements. It’s not as simple as signing up and getting it. And if by chance she doesn’t have to jump through hoops (at her size I doubt it) she won’t be successful in the long run. It’s a tool not a solution.
100%! My mum got weightloss surgery and I believe she thought it was a magic solution. She didn’t follow through with what she needed to do after the surgery ie avoiding carbonation and she didn’t end up losing weight. I think ALR will most likely be the same unfortunately
“Mmm babay!” The introooooo 😂😂😂
She had orange chicken from Panda Express twice when she went on vacation in Lexington with Becky and “literally loved it”
Orange chicken was actually invented by Panda Express. In that Lexington trip, Amberlynn claimed it didn’t taste as authentic as the one from The Cheesecake Factory.... She didn’t realize that it wasn’t a traditional Chinese dish, so the Panda one by definition was the authentic version.
Omg the thought of wifey hog tying ALR while ordering doordash and eating in front of her 😂😂😂😂😂
I am obsessed with the reaction to her not liking White Lotus 😂 like it was a personal attack lol
I'm very serious about my love of this show
She wanted to marry Orange Chicken lol
My question is, Why is this even something for her to make a big deal over? She cares so much what people think that she thinks about orange chicken?!?? FFS!!!
@@edvh88 Anything to not have to deal with her real issues.
THE best thing about this whole vlogmas is every time I hear the "bay-beeeeee" - I laugh out loud. It's equal parts ridiculous and my new favourite thing!
Amber always says she has changed (like not ordering take out anymore) when it has only been like a week at most. That’s simply too soon to see if a change in behavior sticks. Seeing it as an accomplishment right from the start will eat away at your motivation. It’s so much easier to fall back on the bad habits when you don’t actually need time and effort to feel proud of yourself, only the initial decision. She gets that boost from every “new start”. No wonder 4 years is “ages ago” to her - she has barely changed but probably sees herself as a completely different person. This is actually a pretty critical problem for her and will cause her to fail time after time if she doesn’t recognize the pattern of behavior.
But I guess it’s easier to keep going back and forth with your habits and continuously feeling like you’re doing something, even though you’re just standing still.
Zach brought the goods again! It’s 6.30am Xmas Eve in Australia and I woke up with soooo much dread because I had sooooo much to do today 😨 but I’m glad I can start the day with a new video from you! Happy Christmas Zach and family! 💚🎄🎅🏻
What pisses me off about the presents is that in addition to this, they're also buying more games and toys through the month. Like, why.
Addicted to spending mpneu and shopping
Her eyes when she takes her first bite out of the taco 😅
Her latest made me so angry I shouted out a word that would revoke my AARP card
All that sass Zach lmaoo man I'm so glad I found this channel
How did you know the man worked a grave last night and we need entertainment in the hour before he sleeps? You're the best ZM, thanks for all you do.
Wifey is such a bizarre character to me. On one side she’s syrupy over-the-top sweetness that feels artificial, and on the other side she’s speaking up about Mt. Torrid 2 and the damn bookmark on the kitchen floor being annoying. I can’t tell if she’s genuinely happy or actually annoyed. Maybe I could tell better if I could see her face.
Is it wrong to want ONE nice present instead of a junk situation type deal? I know my sister is getting me,my favorite niche perfume.💜😘
The landfills she could fill with all the junk she continues to buy and NOT USE 🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
I feel like she mentioned having workout equipment when she was thinking about buying the rose gold weights from Target...and the fact that my brain has retained that kind of makes me sad.
I just had a FLASHBACK!!! I had a dream that she was building herself a house out of Legos.. 🤔 But I think it was a mixture between legos and that cardboard coloring house. Ahhhhh!!!
When you started screaming "EXPERT LAYGOS" I died 🤣🤣😂😂 also- can we just note how at the beginning of watching Vlogmas, you were dancing to the intro and now you are just so dead pan and you are just like absolutely OVERRRR it lmfao. let's be honest though- we all are 🤣
AL bragging about her sex life with wifey is - 🤮🤮
Hey, Zach! I get a long weekend and I just finished a hard workout. Time to relax and eat lunch with you! Thanks for your work, it’s much appreciated ❤
enjoy the video catherine :)
Theory Time~ I wonder if Amber repeats everything her girlfriend says because adding text on the video would take...editing.
I actually really like that word clock, I went to Amazon to maybe buy it but damn is it over priced… the amount of money they waste on each other is wild.
Treat yourself Travis!!!
@@ZacharyMichael I would much rather spend that $70 on something that will actually bring value to me 😆
> I'm a chef
> Taco seasoneen
Merry Christmas, Zach!
Also, having short arms and a big stomach are 2 different things. (From a heavy person herself)
Okay, about this whole fountain sodie situation type deal. They live TWO BLOCKS from the McDonalds they're always ordering these sodas from.
You would think a motivator for Amberlynn would be to get light enough to be able to walk across the street to McDonald’s to pick up her beloved fountain Diet Coke whenever she wanted one. She could never survive traffic in between at the moment.
Being able to take long walks with Twinkie hasn’t motivated her, but maybe fountain Diet Coke could. Gotta work with what you got.
Babes come quick, Zach blessed us with a morning upload ❤
I feel like we all collectively said "Baybeeee" together at 19:08 😭
for ONCE, there's something i don't find annoying about ALR- i think her reactions to wifey's gifts have been totally understandable. i realized that she's probably never had anyone ACTUALLY spend money on her, like, ever. she's used to being the one to spend money, so this is probably a genuinely nice change for her, to have someone be willing to spend beaucoup bucks to get her nice gifts.
Well - considering our gorl’s history of chronic lying, I wouldn’t assume that Jade is buying all those gifts with her own money. More likely Amberlynn made up her own list and purchased them directly or gave Jade the money to purchase them. Maybe some less expensive ones were purchased by Jade, but the big items - unlikely. I really don’t think Jade would be so foolish, but she might be willing to go along with the pretense.
Just like their alleged passionate sex life, this is all for the show. It actually suggests trouble in Paradise, though. Amberlynn showered gifts on Destiny this way, except she did it in a big pile rather than one by one. Destiny looked a tad befuddled by it. Amberlynn didn’t even wait until Christmas, the deluge was a few weeks before. From the way Destiny had been acting on videos, I think she already had told Amberlynn that she was breaking up with our gorl and that she would just stay until the end of the lease. This is why Destiny quite credibly insisted she had never cheated on Amberlynn. She didn’t start her relationship with Dana until she broke up with Amberlynn, months before Amberlynn admitted it.
Becky said that she had tried several times before to break up with Amberlynn, but our gorl kept guilting her back in. Amberlynn insisted on all her previous girlfriends sleeping in the same bed with her after the breakup, I’m sure doing a major guilt trip on them and using her childhood traumas as the reason. Jade seems to be the only one to insist on her own bedroom from the very beginning, so I doubt very much that she would sleep in the same bed once she was planning to leave. She may feel friendly toward Amberlynn, as did her previous girlfriends after breakup, but doubt that the passion is real. It may have always been a sham for the show, who knows.
We’ve been this way before with Amberlynn. She lies, exaggerates, and embellishes and doesn’t see anything wrong with that but still pretends to be offended when nobody believes anything she says. Eventually the truth seeps out.
when she lived with krystle, krystles parents paid for absolutely everything - food, accomodation, clothes etc. when she got with destiny, she didnt have a job for quite some time and let her gf provide for her.
thats very long ago though!
@@DM-vz3kk - Likewise she mooched off Casey’s mom before that, and before Casey she stayed with her family (aunt and cousins) and never heard a mention of her having a job then. Before that, she was still legally a kid (aged out of foster care at 18) so I wouldn’t call foster care mooching...
But her paid work experience is a very short list. She hung around with Destiny enough at the care facility (always going with Destiny to her job,’our gorl hates being alone) that toward the end of that job, they allegedly hired her part-time. Then she followed Destiny into some data entry job for a government contractor (inputting data for veterans). She claims she quit to do UA-cam “full time” , but evidence points to her getting fired for being The Employee From Hell. She hid out in the restroom a lot. Employers just love that. She thought she was entitled because she thought she was a fast worker. Don’t think the manager agreed. Also fast doesn’t mean accurate.
Sitting at the salon while my color sets. Lucky to have a future SIL who does my hair lol. Perfect time to watch this ✌🏻
Omg yes holiday hair do!!! Enjoy the video Meredith
this is the perfect time. i walked outside in the snow/ice and slipped, causing me to really hurt my knee. your videos are my favorite distraction from life❤❤❤
po's sleep position on the chair in the last chunk of the video is 2 freaking cute
thank god for this upload! stressing out about an emergency vet appointment for my kitty and this is perfect for keeping my mind off of that.
Sending healing vibes for your kitty 🐈💜 I have to make an appointment next week, for my elderly kitty next.
I wanna see her play just dance, it's pretty good exercise and there's sit down songs so she can take a lil break but still be movin' a bit. She said she loves dancing so I think it could work out really well for her if she stuck to it.
Po is so adorable today!!!🎄 better get stocked up on caffeine this storm rolling across the country has some wicked wind chills🥶🥶🥶.🎄. Have a wonderful holiday weekend!
I get the obsession with Po in the background now. I usually watch these videos on my tiny ass iPhone. I watched the last video on my big screen tv and I couldn’t tell you a single damn thing that happened. I was too focused on Po. 😂❤
That outshine popsicle looks like a small popsicle toy in her hand😆😮💨😮💨
Not Twinkie in the leather harness and ALR&wifey on some ddlg shit. Tis the season’ TREEEEE.
Zach! Hope you, Noel, Judy, and Po are staying warm!! I'm up her in Wisconsin feeling this storm...have a wonderful holiday season🎄🎄
🎄POP QUIZ #4:
In the Burger King mukbang, in which we learned she doesn't "do" raw tomato and has a dietitian, what was the side?
A) Tater tots
B) Curly fries
C) Jalapeño poppers
D) Cheesy tots
💎BONUS: Right now, make the same face she did after taking her first bite. Stop looking at your phone and DO IT NOW! 😂
D
All four sides maybe?!? I do remember her orgasming over cheesy tots at one point for one takeout meal on camera. Don’t remember the others in particular, but you know how she is about taste tests.
When you say,"let's fucking goo" I can't help but die with laughter 😂😂
Thanks for all the great content this year and giving us the blow-by-blow on our favorite gorls. Never fails to bring a smile to my face:)
Happy Holidays to you and yours
awww thanks so much! happy holidays to you as well :)
I think ALR bought all the gifts 🎁. Dear heaven she needs inpatient.
Omg I love white people taco night, but I also am always down for a real Mexican taco. 😂😂😂
I'm at work trying to act like I'm actually doing work but I'm watching your video instead 😂
As a codependent hyper-narcissist with no boundaries and discipline alongside a feeder-type collecting ALR's bag while mocking ALR obviously planning an out? Mayhaps per each sodiums.
me checking to see that it is indeed 10am and not 9pm lol
Scared to watch with a title like that😂
I wonder if wifey wanted to go home for Christmas. Thanksgiving didn’t seem that great in the Lynn house.
The Lynn house 🤣🤣🤣 Faline Lynn, Twinkie Lynn, Wasabi Lynn, Rarity Lynn, Amberlynn lmaooooo oh shit I gotta get up and go to work now
Po’s like “why no introduction today? I’m right here…”
uh I introduced him at the beginning of the video
@@ZacharyMichael oh shiz! You’re right! I’m sorry. My shame is real 😟
That dead pan look into the camera sent me. 😂☠️😂☠️