MSSP - What kind of soldier would you be?

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  • Опубліковано 15 січ 2025

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  • @kyleissuperdupercool
    @kyleissuperdupercool 3 роки тому +441

    Realistically, Shane would be the Mess Cook that sneaks extra portions

    • @alexnoelle4202
      @alexnoelle4202 2 роки тому

      Tooootal pvt Pyle.

    • @JohnDoe69986
      @JohnDoe69986 2 роки тому +15

      I could see Shane in a tank doing some War-Daddy shit.

    • @Cash4gold84
      @Cash4gold84 2 роки тому +8

      @@JohnDoe69986 “hey! These POW’s are gonna become zipper heads now or this tanks moving now”

    • @Alex_Penjamin
      @Alex_Penjamin 2 роки тому +10

      Or he’d carry all the stuff with his “special strength”

    • @dnice7200
      @dnice7200 2 роки тому +3

      Shane may be a Walter during war

  • @wacopaco2099
    @wacopaco2099 2 роки тому +137

    “I’d be hitlers top guy! Hitler needs me? I’m there.”

    • @chriskyle9713
      @chriskyle9713 2 роки тому +9

      you'd be Eva Braun

    • @duffharris9295
      @duffharris9295 2 роки тому +16

      “What? The fuhrer chose me!?” I quote this almost every day.

    • @WestlehSeyweld
      @WestlehSeyweld Рік тому +5

      “Woah…Hitler needs me?!”

    • @shadfallfan
      @shadfallfan 8 місяців тому +6

      Sam Hyde - First Date Questions

  • @multicoloredwiz
    @multicoloredwiz 2 роки тому +125

    Remarkable restraint to not put Shane's face on Gomer Pyle lol

  • @AbsurdistAgent
    @AbsurdistAgent 3 роки тому +122

    I would be a soldier that both asks and tells.

    • @cordan305
      @cordan305 2 роки тому

      “Hey are you gay? Just asking because I am. Like, REALLY fucking gay.”

    • @ryanmcginness2888
      @ryanmcginness2888 Рік тому +4

      Underrated comment.
      Reminds me of Norm's "deeply closeted" bit.

    • @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus
      @TarantuLandoCalcuLingus 2 місяці тому

      Tell me what you would ask, please?

  • @lordfordification
    @lordfordification 3 роки тому +178

    They need to give you props for the great clips. I believe it really does bring views to the full episodes.

    • @fletchermoore5428
      @fletchermoore5428 3 роки тому +19

      100% it does. 9/10 when I watch a funny clip I end up floatin over to the full pod.

    • @larrymcjones
      @larrymcjones 3 роки тому +15

      It definitely got me into the podcast

    • @alexanderschmidt3935
      @alexanderschmidt3935 3 роки тому +5

      I didn’t even know about it until
      I saw the clips

    • @BruTalc
      @BruTalc 3 роки тому +1

      These clips got me into the show!

    • @sealife12
      @sealife12 3 роки тому +8

      Came for Shane, stayed for Matt 😤

  • @EastboundAndDowns
    @EastboundAndDowns 3 роки тому +53

    I'd be a Walter Filipek, just calmly removing live Japanee fingers with a cigar cutter, while I look at his awesome photo of Chinee heads in a basket.

  • @JohnBlaze505
    @JohnBlaze505 2 роки тому +31

    Shane would be Jack Black in tropic thunder

  • @danielpenrodii2389
    @danielpenrodii2389 3 роки тому +63

    Napoleon and Stalin were both 5’6”, while Hitler was 5’9”. Adolf was the German Dikembe Mutombo compared to those short kings.

    • @shanestephens4728
      @shanestephens4728 3 роки тому +10

      Idi Amin was 6’3”
      the literal Ugandan Giant

    • @CallousCarter
      @CallousCarter 3 роки тому +16

      Deng Xiaoping was 4ft11 They never saw him coming!

    • @vampmode9132
      @vampmode9132 2 роки тому +2

      Chadolf

    • @Collateral0
      @Collateral0 Рік тому +1

      Napoleon was 5’7 which was average for his time, and Stalin was actually like 5’4 as Winston Churchill was 5’6 and taller than Stalin. Alexander the Great was 5’0, and Ghenghis Khan was about 5’2-5’4.

    • @1Eashawty
      @1Eashawty Рік тому

      Google says Stalin was 5’2

  • @duffharris9295
    @duffharris9295 2 роки тому +31

    I would be Alexander the Great: eating opium, studying under Aristotle, and conquering worlds with my boys.

  • @charlest5604
    @charlest5604 3 роки тому +37

    A thick Forest Gump

    • @applejacks8160
      @applejacks8160 3 роки тому +13

      Forest Lump

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 3 роки тому +5

      @@applejacks8160
      Forest Frump

    • @pirateofsteeze
      @pirateofsteeze 3 роки тому +2

      Forest Stump

    • @NotoriousPeepop
      @NotoriousPeepop  3 роки тому +10

      I saw your earlier comment about comments getting deleted. Yeah I dont know why that happens, it certainly isnt me who is deleting them and I have the channel's comment settings to 'anything goes'. It's annoying, I get a notification about a new comment, and then when I go to check it, it isnt there. Spooky shit

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 3 роки тому +3

      @@NotoriousPeepop
      I looked it up and it's a youtube algorithm that deletes comments based off certain words. Apparently f@t is one of those words. I didn't think it was you, fans of this show don't get offended easily!

  • @antonenb
    @antonenb Рік тому +13

    Matt as head of propaganda is excellent.

  • @Robespierres_Ghost
    @Robespierres_Ghost 2 роки тому +6

    Idk about personality but Shane looking like a young Hermann Goring 🛩

  • @Philboh8
    @Philboh8 2 роки тому +8

    I'm drunk rn but damn that sounds like theres 2 Matt's in this clip

  • @geofox9484
    @geofox9484 2 роки тому +23

    Bro we are living in a reality where you could be a soldier
    You are right now the soldier you would be. You just wouldn’t be one.

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 2 роки тому +3

      Big if true

    • @isaiahd5396
      @isaiahd5396 2 роки тому +6

      Except there isn't a draft or a world war going on

    • @MattH-wg7ou
      @MattH-wg7ou Рік тому +7

      I think "soldier" was just used cuz they couldnt put notsee in the title.
      But Shane is a decorated veteran hero! He served for 3 weeks at West Point lmao

    • @ArchonShon
      @ArchonShon Рік тому

      Not wrong.

    • @iunnox666
      @iunnox666 11 місяців тому +1

      Uh, we live in a *society*, check your priveledge.

  • @yourdadsotherfamily3530
    @yourdadsotherfamily3530 2 роки тому

    3:40 one of the interesting UA-cam docs I saw was of the soldiers in the eastern front and their accounts escaping the encirclement of Stalingrad when the Russians came back repeat the Germans previous encirclement

  • @anonymousbosch9265
    @anonymousbosch9265 2 роки тому +9

    I’d be a dirtbag conscript as I behaved similarly in the us military and I was only partly suspicious of our National motives at the time

    • @thischannelisbackon5679
      @thischannelisbackon5679 7 місяців тому +4

      Based

    • @carloscjr23
      @carloscjr23 15 днів тому +2

      Lmao, I imagine you committing war crimes and all of a sudden "...wait a minute, I think this is kinda wr... nah nevermind" 😂

  • @iunnox666
    @iunnox666 11 місяців тому +2

    Hans Landa, no question.

  • @dylanlong4052
    @dylanlong4052 2 роки тому +4

    Yo peepop, toss the original episode number in the corner.. if you love me

  • @BboyCorrosive
    @BboyCorrosive 2 роки тому

    3:43 hm, reminds me of that recent thing

  • @countdripula5774
    @countdripula5774 Рік тому

    I don't think I have Stalin in me but when he said wut Stalin did to that calf it made me laugh my ass off

  • @ben0jamin
    @ben0jamin 3 роки тому +7

    I would like to see both Matt and Shane in these thumbnails tho.

  • @thejoelrooganexplosion2400
    @thejoelrooganexplosion2400 Рік тому

    Great clips dude. Pleasure

  • @kennykash6089
    @kennykash6089 24 дні тому +2

    General Fatton

  • @johnmorris8444
    @johnmorris8444 3 роки тому +1

    Love these clips but why is every video preceded by 2 ads that’s are almost always for some medication? Does the creator have a say in what kind of ads they put up because I have never seen videos with such a consistent type of ad before them.

  • @BasilHagens
    @BasilHagens 2 роки тому +3

    Not to brag about my hypothetical Nazi position, but I’d be in the Luftwaffe 💪🏼

  • @dano4625
    @dano4625 3 роки тому

    post these with louder audio plz

  • @aaronwest1055
    @aaronwest1055 2 роки тому +1

    Biggest fools to think “they couldn’t do it”

  • @slidethedoss239
    @slidethedoss239 3 роки тому +3

    🇺🇸Dawgz are Troops🇺🇸

  • @Fractal_Farms
    @Fractal_Farms 3 роки тому +4

    Solider

    • @Fractal_Farms
      @Fractal_Farms 3 роки тому +8

      You edited the title and now everyone will think I'm touched in the head

    • @NotoriousPeepop
      @NotoriousPeepop  3 роки тому +22

      Youll fit right in with the dawgz

  • @cam_spamtm6439
    @cam_spamtm6439 2 роки тому +2

    i think the nazi id be is the one who appreciates their social distancing and hand them a sandwich

  • @gurpchirp
    @gurpchirp 2 роки тому

    anybody know what documentary that was??

    • @jettlii5872
      @jettlii5872 Рік тому

      the name of it is the third Reich: rise and fall

  • @herbthompson8937
    @herbthompson8937 3 роки тому +2

    I'm pretty sure the 8 foot tall soldiers were under Frederick the Great not Napoleon.....

  • @Meh-hr7gq
    @Meh-hr7gq 2 роки тому

    Barnes from Platoon

  • @matthewsmith4032
    @matthewsmith4032 3 роки тому +5

    I’d be gay

  • @jameslucena1020
    @jameslucena1020 Рік тому

    What kind of Japanee would you be>

  • @thepopeofkeke
    @thepopeofkeke 2 роки тому

    Shane would be the funny guy that made the worst shit livable but he would get kicked out for crashing 3 aircraft even tho he was ent a pilot. He would wreck them on that little ez go cart

  • @YOUR_neighbor25
    @YOUR_neighbor25 Рік тому

    Hitler was 5’9 smh

  • @victoriaman117
    @victoriaman117 2 роки тому +3

    If you told someone to put a mask on during covid.....you know what side you be on

  • @charles-ro4mk
    @charles-ro4mk 9 місяців тому

    Jojo rabbit

  • @piercemansfield7362
    @piercemansfield7362 10 місяців тому +2

    There’s too many retards on these podcasts

  • @WhistleTeets85
    @WhistleTeets85 2 роки тому

    "that personality type still exists".
    Yea, they're called liberals

  • @reverenddick8562
    @reverenddick8562 Рік тому +1

    Rommel. Easy answer.

  • @hardarnold9750
    @hardarnold9750 Рік тому

    "Woahhh, you're Hitler's top guy..."

  • @briangoslin1973
    @briangoslin1973 15 днів тому

    bro, matt - you have a family. You would do ANYTHING they told you... or else. don't think your special.

  • @str8_white_mail
    @str8_white_mail Рік тому

    2:15