"For SUUURE I could f*cking hide in the woods and Rambo you guys - me alone. I live for this, dude. I just got a gym membership the other day and hit a punching bag for four minutes." Intentional or not, Matt's a comedic genius.
Tbf fuck self checkout 😂 I don’t work there😂 but the stores are like “come in grab all your stuff scan it yourself bag it yourself and leave” like bruh you geeekin rn
IDK check out stuff island, "That's English Now" is the best episode. It is like a sociopath and a gay dude who live together and argue nonstop, then they do a cooking show.
I can imagine the heartbreaking moment when Billy is forced to plunge his bayonet deep into Shane's chest with tears streaming down both their eyes, knowing their forbidden love would never be allowed to blossom 🌸 💔
Shane is your friend you’ve known since 7th grade who knows everything about you, Matt is your favorite coworker you smoke weed with and talk about the purpose of life.
It’s tough man I love psychedelics more than anything now in my late 20s automatically I’d choose Matts side, but the lad in me would love to do rails with the bull all night
Well put good sir. Shane's just more well known a lot of it had to be from the SNL thing. But no matter who you happened to find first thst brought you here, the other does a great job making you stay 😂
@oldkingcrow777 I think he's well known from Joe Rogan. He goes on a lot now for protect our parks iirc. That's how I first found him. I'd heard his name from the SNL thing but never knew who he was until Rogan. I kept hearing him talk and thought wow he has a deep voice who is that? And looked him up and was like wow he does not look like what I thought lmao.
I would have to trust the leadership of team Shane. His extensive knowledge of military history would pull through in the end despite the lawless guerrilla warfare waged by Matt’s faction
I would definitely pull a Benedict Arnold against Shane and his Dawgz. With my robust frame and loud personality, I'd easily blend in. But come nightfall, I join my lovehandled brothers in the woods with Intel and we eat mushrooms and ask Fortuna for guidance.
War of the fans, I'll be there playing both sides against each other, energy vampiring it up. Watching you guys fighting to the death tapping my fingers together "yeeessssssss" 🤣.
Yang is light, and yin is shadow lol. Or is this about the yin in the yang and yang in the yin--- the little light in the darkness, the little darkness in the light?
I tried explaining matt to someone who never heard of him and the best i could do was go hes like basically a philosopher karate shaman who happens to be a comidian lol Matt is a vibe. matt & Shane are the yin & yang its the best.
One issue here: both sides have guns and both sides have blue collar guys. Matt's guys are just more willing to discuss interracial crime statistics on the job site and they have gucci ARs. Shane's guys "don't care where they come from, as long as they come here LEGALY, dammit!" and they're more used to hunting rifles and shotguns.
Whose side are you on. Matt's or Shane's?
mcuskies
432hz Shaman all day, but the Bull is a strong contender
both
I can’t choose… just kill them both! 😩😫😭😭😭
My mind says Shane but my heart says Matt
I’m socially a Shane follower, but fiscally a Matt follower
Thats really funny Brad good shit
Team shane by sub, team matt by the grace of God.
Came for Shane, stay for Matt
This the one.
im the opposite lmao
Matt is the spokesperson for all the philosophers who dropped out and didn't actually read any philosophy, but we listen to podcasts to make up for it
As someone in a philosophy class taught by a reverend in a cowboy hat, you aren’t missing a thing
@@juwebles4352it sounds like im actually missing everything
He reminds me of the yak from zootopia
@@Yea___ Like all he does is show us joe rogan clips to be honest, you could get it without spending a cent
Matt and I are both pillosophers
Matt in the sheets, Shane in the streets
Bruuuuuhhhhhhhhh lolz
I was gonna flip the script on ya, but I ain’t tryna rep Matt in the streets. End up down 10k.
@@jackiechan8840did u just lolz?
@@IAmTheRealHim LOLZ
"For SUUURE I could f*cking hide in the woods and Rambo you guys - me alone. I live for this, dude. I just got a gym membership the other day and hit a punching bag for four minutes." Intentional or not, Matt's a comedic genius.
“That’s actually… pretty intimidating”
"What kind of hemmoroid do you get from like, throwing a super hard left hook at a heavy bag? I think I have that kind"
You don’t choose to be on on team matt but when they shaman talks you can’t escape
He'll summon us all with the hypnotic pan flute
He guides you on a journey forever
@@Sock1122it's 432 hertz bro
Matt doesn't buy anything because he "wasn't trained" to use the self checkout lol
he’s got a point
Tbf fuck self checkout 😂 I don’t work there😂 but the stores are like “come in grab all your stuff scan it yourself bag it yourself and leave” like bruh you geeekin rn
They’re literally the perfect duo
IDK check out stuff island, "That's English Now" is the best episode. It is like a sociopath and a gay dude who live together and argue nonstop, then they do a cooking show.
I can imagine the heartbreaking moment when Billy is forced to plunge his bayonet deep into Shane's chest with tears streaming down both their eyes, knowing their forbidden love would never be allowed to blossom 🌸 💔
"I'll fuck you rn!" -🏳️🌈💵
So it's just Braveheart
As Shane whispers "no no no don't don't" saving private Ryan style
LMAO
💀
you come for shane and stay for matt. thats how it works i dont make the rules
You said the same thing as the top comment before he even said it but he got all the attention
@@Yea___ that guy makes the rules
@@timforti tru
@@Yea___it's not really an original comment, you can find it on any mssp videos
they cant spell either
Shane is your friend you’ve known since 7th grade who knows everything about you, Matt is your favorite coworker you smoke weed with and talk about the purpose of life.
Team Matt checking in. Not by choice it just is so.
bipolar tribe checkin in
🫡
Matt in spirit, Shane in Irish genealogy
It’s tough man I love psychedelics more than anything now in my late 20s automatically I’d choose Matts side, but the lad in me would love to do rails with the bull all night
Team Shane here, everything team Matt says is bullshit.
inside everyone theres two dawgs and their both gay
And retarded*
Underrated comment. 🤣
It's hard because Shane brings you into the podcast and Matt makes you stay
Well put good sir. Shane's just more well known a lot of it had to be from the SNL thing. But no matter who you happened to find first thst brought you here, the other does a great job making you stay 😂
This exactly. Then I got my husband into Stoner Dadz. We just saw Matt do stand up last month - amazing show
True
For sure, I only started listening bc of Shane but Matt is what keeps me coming back.
@oldkingcrow777 I think he's well known from Joe Rogan. He goes on a lot now for protect our parks iirc. That's how I first found him. I'd heard his name from the SNL thing but never knew who he was until Rogan. I kept hearing him talk and thought wow he has a deep voice who is that? And looked him up and was like wow he does not look like what I thought lmao.
I would have to trust the leadership of team Shane. His extensive knowledge of military history would pull through in the end despite the lawless guerrilla warfare waged by Matt’s faction
Matt and his army of men going into battle with 432 hz flutes would be unstoppable.
We burn wagons in the Shamans name!
You team Gillis are going to be bullying lotta guys on the team lmao
Matt knows what kinda government should be implemented after the fall of Shane. I trust the shaman to lead my people
Matt saying "megaband" because he couldn't think of "supergroup" is hilarious to me
Spirit says Matt, mind says Shane.
Penis says gerbz
I spent 24 months at a concrete plant I’m with Matt. But you can never split the dawgs up
Division of the Dawgs is what the left wants,don’t fall for it my brothers in gawd😂😂😂
Dawgs divided cannot stand.
I would definitely pull a Benedict Arnold against Shane and his Dawgz. With my robust frame and loud personality, I'd easily blend in.
But come nightfall, I join my lovehandled brothers in the woods with Intel and we eat mushrooms and ask Fortuna for guidance.
Team Phil…. See ya at the elks, boyz
Ya gotta sign the book 🤙🏼
17:36 dang this is crazy they had 200 Dawgs when this was recorded, now they are probably millionaires
The old test my brother. Welcome.
Shane wasn’t lying. At the time this was recorded Matt’s side really did consist of only 5 retards
Mattards vs Shaneiacks
Shaniaks rules bro. Legendary moniker assignment sir. Legendary.
Shane Shane Shane Shane Shane Shane
"My wife was Mattarded once......she flies planes now"
Of course Shane has several counterpoints why his side is The North
I'd consider myself a Mattsexual however I am Shane curious
A dawg divided cannot stand
Both of these dudes are two of the funniest on earth, love the dawgs
Matt is the stoned shaman id. Shane is the middleschool bully superego. They battle for control of my gay mind every episode.
This is harder than having to choose which parent to live with when they divorce
I wanna say Matt but Shane's been training for this EXACT moment via Total War for years
Matt's fans are the 432hz crew... Shane's be his mom's.
Broo so true. I was just listening to the 432htz 3hrs mix last night😂
Shane brought me to the podcast. Matt made it even better. Not sure which team I'm on.
Shane making the “squeeze you in” joke three times in a row in hopes of it landing is fucking hilarious
I came for the bull but I stayed for the shaman🤙
Let’s go. Thanks Peepop, blessed Sunday
Depends on my mood. They are both my spirit animal
End it, friend.
Shane in the streets, Matt in the sheets
Yin and yang. The duality of nature. Shane is the darkness, Matthew is the light🙏
@@biggrocc19 lmao
Team Matt would be like union guys delegating who does what job and Team Shane would be closer to the 54th Massachusetts regiment
Shane is the gateway drug to Matt.
I recently became a grandfathered dawg. You can sneak in too when someone cancels(or more likely croaks and credit card gets canceled) just be ready.
Shane by day, Matt McCusker by night! All day!
why did i read this in joe rogans intro voice
Wasn’t that the intention?
@@whentheleveebreaks4732 lol probably
Clip art game on fire as usual
Baby billy is like Matt's country mac.
Mattism vs Shanedrome
War of the fans, I'll be there playing both sides against each other, energy vampiring it up. Watching you guys fighting to the death tapping my fingers together "yeeessssssss" 🤣.
Strong Matt energy
Let the crab swirl of crab swirls commence
bring a bluetooth speaker and play dragula on repeat while it goes down
Shane taps into my subconscious, but Matt taps into what I find fun. Fight to the death.
the other way round for me
*The Cast is a body of work that could exist outside of time*
Matt-Yin ⚪️
Shane-Yang ⚫️
Listeners- “Yang Gang”
Yang is light, and yin is shadow lol. Or is this about the yin in the yang and yang in the yin--- the little light in the darkness, the little darkness in the light?
Wing dings
Team Matt baby. A native man who spends most his time shirtless? Who elses team would I be on? #432hz
I’m riding with the shaman
Total War: Shamans vs Downs
You think you lone wolf me and all my dogs? God bless these dudes🤣
Shane is what brings you in, Matt is what keeps you.
I’m a fat Shane Faction, I got dad calves, 80’s sidekick with a fat belly hard as a rock. I eat hot uncrustables and concerta for bfast. Woof woof
Matt saying he was the north before Shane could has me dying 😂
The strains of easy rider oozing in at the end gave me such a nostalgia rush I thought I was going to throw up
Anyone have the link?😢
"This may be what unites the factions."
F u c k i n g PERFECT callback.
i run with the shaman through anything
I’m chillin with Matt on the weekdays and The Lad on the weekends
Matt is the friend you've always wanted, and Shane is the friend you feel so blessed to have.
Where we go Matt, we go Shane
I tried explaining matt to someone who never heard of him and the best i could do was go hes like basically a philosopher karate shaman who happens to be a comidian lol Matt is a vibe. matt & Shane are the yin & yang its the best.
Did Matt ever post that video to Reddit?asking for a friend
My friend is also wondering..
We’d just start tossing in some conspiracies and all your guys would start no fapping to the conspiracies 😂😂😂
Sensei Kusky M'Good Boi infantry for life.
One issue here: both sides have guns and both sides have blue collar guys. Matt's guys are just more willing to discuss interracial crime statistics on the job site and they have gucci ARs. Shane's guys "don't care where they come from, as long as they come here LEGALY, dammit!" and they're more used to hunting rifles and shotguns.
My T levels are way too high that’s why I’m team shaman
what do i google to find that video?
Matt fan behind enemy lines as Shane Fan
I went from "oh I have never sent a porn link to my boys that's wild" to "Matt.. 4 times in a row?" So fuckin quick bro
so where’s the link
Matt is like the "cake" part of the cake, but Shane is the icing.
I died at "you called my brother a retarded trashman"
My mind is telling me Matt, but my body, my body is telling me Shane.
That picture of bill is timeless 😂
Literally dropping a hydrocodone as I watch this
What’s the porno?
So who has the link
Matt is the collective conscious
All who fall under the flag of the bull will be routed. Don't tread on me! McCuskie gang, unite!
I can't choose between the Dawgs. So ill have to go team garddog.
shanes would win but mannnnnn matts side would put up that 300 fight
I’m here for Shane but then realized I am just literally Matt without the sick skis.
found it lmfao
ayyooo imma need that link
Who got the link tho fr
Where's this link??
Spiritually a Shane follower. Mentally a Matt follower.
Even though I live in Central PA now. I was born in Delco so I gotta join Matt's faction.
Matt wants to start a super band....by himself 😅
1:24 😂
No one can divide the Shamans & the Boyz. We will be forever united under the kingdom of the dawgz
I’m equally a fan of both. Matt’s philosophy, Shane’s history.
Edit: A nation divided can not stand.
All my army reserve buddies are team Matt, all my day job buddies are team Shane
Literally cranked to that exact scene that’s funny
Genesis of Stoner Dads... so much for the megaband 😮😂
I love how the first thought shane had to population reduction was fuck that guy. Shane's my hero lol
What a great cumpilation
Mattfreak here
The McCuskers have that Kelce brother energy.
I swear I thought these guys were actually brothers, not just bros