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To clear things up: the woman marrying her “step father” was joking.
He is her partner and wasn’t married to any of her parents before,
they just have a big age difference and she thought it was funny.
Just a little bit of trolling basically?
@@deadheat1635 yeah
I kinda just guess that they are joking around when they say things like that
The post felt like a troll but I was expecting to find out the poster was the priest.
rivergaveup, Thank God!
Fun fact: Waffles are just pancakes with abs
Fair
Somewhere out there there is definitley a drawing of a pancake working out...
Edit: Confirmed, it exists.
@@taxisthrone well if there wasn’t before then there is now
Don’t give me ideas
-an artist
Edit: WHERE DID THE 50 PF Y’ALL COME FROM LOL!
My teacher has a poster saying that lol
I always understood Click's affection towards plushies, but I never understood how he could be THIS affectionate towards them. That was until I got my emotional support demon. That poor little thing gets his soul squeezed out affectionately at least once a day
Don't do this to those of us who didn't get anything yet :/
@@Scarlett.Granger Haha I'm sorry :D I hope you'll be able to get one of his plushies too soon tho
@@nikkishii I don't know when it'll be shipping :/
I always have understood it. I'm probably worse then him. My toys are a key part of my life and coping journey. They are good little babies and I need every last stuffed toy on the planet. I buy a bear almost every time I go to the store.
@Scarlett Granger u kidding bro. That's like telling them they can't enjoy milk because some people can't drink it. I hope they enjoy the heck out of that thing even tho I don't have mine yet
That last one reminds me of an old joke.
A guy is hitchhiking along the road, and a car stops to let him in. The guy is thankful, and says, "Not many people are willing to stop to help anymore. Everyone's scared I'm going to be some kind of serial killer or something."
The driver goes, "Don't be silly. The odds of two serial killers in the same car is just astronomically small."
Wait WHAT😂
Fun Fact: I know what it was like to fight Medusa.
First I was afraid, then I was petrified.
But you just have to say to yourself: I can do this. I will survive.
Hey hey. I will survive
And remember as long as you know how to love im sure you will be fine
I should have known...
It was hard my friend it was hard if ya know what I mean my Smooshy little friend
Fun Fact: Euthanasia is essentially pronounced the same as youth in Asia
Is this Dave Mustaine's alt account?
disavow
looks at China's one child policy
yeah that checks out
I knew that because of "Stepdad" by Eminem
While this is literally true, it also made me think about China in the 80's and made me sad. 😞
Florida Man loses rib, gains a wife! (What happens next will shock you…)
Florida Man breaks into Australia, and fights Kangaroo!
You know, it's actually surprising how common cousin marriages used to be. Each time I read about these famous people back in the day and how they married cousins or were in love with cousins, I'm like... 😬
Cousin marriage is still legal in the UK.
@@missharry5727 And some parts of the US - though if I remember correctly one of the Carolinas stated that "double-cousin" - sitations where both parents were siblings to the other's set of parents - are not. The other states all either completely allowed cousin marriages, completed disallowed first-cousin marriages, or allowed them if the cousins involved underwent DNA testing for several common genetic disorders and only approved if they aren't carriers for them.
YeH the iffy history of cousins doesn't help but my cousin's husband didn't try very hard since he found me on grindr when I was staying at their place
Obviously I told her
Including Darwin, who really should’ve known better
Darwin had a whole BUNCH of kids with his cousin and only one had a disease - wich was common, by the way, many children died back in those days - and it was a love marriage. Wich was very UNCOMMON in those days. Watch what you judge here.
Socrates married his cousin, too by the way. There was a reason for this to be common:
It was one of few ways for many to acually get to KNOW, let alone LOVE their future spose prior to marriage, since women were locked away mostly.
Darwin should have known better ? I beg to differ, he tricked the system and found actual love because of that.
Also, you might want to read up on genetics, it´s a proven fact that first degree cousins are pretty save to procreate.
The risk increase for an illness is actually what, about 0,3 % ? Yeah, great reason to NOT marry the person you love, especially given modern pre-natal diagnostics and abortion. Just GREAT.
What an uneducated and hypocritical load of bullshit.
It´s true, the problems rise if you do that over several generations, for obvious reasons.
You need SOME fresh genes in the pool once in a while. That´s what did hurt many dog breeds in the past, turning it into actual incest gradually.
But I am happy to gratulate you to be GURANTEED to have some, likely many, ancestors that loved or at least fornicated with their cousins.
Didn´t turn anyone into some kind of multi-legged mutants.
You´re welcome, hypocrite.
If the weddings are from TikTok, will we have legislators asking if the weddings will connect to the WiFi?
Good one
Actually if you listen to his follow-up question you can tell that he's asking very poorly if Tik-Tok can connect to the other things on your Wi-Fi for example if you use Tik-Tok on your phone and your laptop is connected to the same Wi-Fi theoretically Tik-Tok could connect to your laptop it is a genuine security concern he could have worded it a little better though lol
@@hothands8967 yeah I think most people knew that but if you got paid as much as those people do and are so highly esteemed, perhaps not sounding like a senile pilgrim would be good
@@hothands8967 Yeah, I got that impression from his first question. The thing is, asking the CEO if TikTok does that is probably the least effective way to find this information out. Just get security researchers to test for it instead. Also, if that’s his “problem” with TikTok, then he’s got a thousand other Internet-of-Things devices on the market (most of which are made in China even) to grill the CEOs for first, imo. The security concern with TikTok is whether the data it legally collects (and we KNOW it collects) is being used by the Chinese government for whatever unspecified goals the US government can make up, not the bullshit he asked about. In other words, his question was stupid on so many levels.
“Can TikTok connect to other devices that are also on the same local Wi-Fi?” There, ftfy congress.
Taping the ring to a mouse was kinda what Gandalf did...
🤣 Ok, that's hilarious.
I have to reply to this...
but I'm speechless..............................
O_o
Wait! You see what I see?
HOW DARE YOU?! 🤣🤣🤣💖
The whole "sam could carry frodo" thing ignores several key points in the story
First is bromier's desire for the ring isn't from him ever carrying the ring buy just being in it's presence and seeing it, glandriel refused frodo's offer of the ring because she feared the same would happen to her
2nd in the novel sam did carry the ring for a short while (when he thought frodo was dead)
3rd the reason it didn't affect sam was because he had no ambition to rule or to have power, he only went on the quest to protect his friend, all he wanted to do was tend to his garden
So basically, Sam is just a Chad who is immune to gaslighting
"And who are you??"
"I'm Mister Frodo's gardener"
"🤨"
“If you ant to be young, eat children”
Nine out of ten European folkloric monsters agree!
Not just European (Grimm taught me so much about folklore it's unreal)
My dad has two separate sets of cousins who married each other which made drawing family trees at school always a fun experience for me
My mother's sister and my father's brother got married before my parents were married. My parents were related by marriage before they married. I have double first cousins. We have all the same grandparents. It made making those family trees...interesting.
Hope none of you got bullied for that =: but damn that's interesting
My grandparents introduced her sister to his brother => they got married at the same event as my mother’s baptism (and were also the godparents). 😊
Teacher: Um..No Timmy you're drawing the tree wrong...That's not how the branches work :)
You: T-thanks...I'll make a note of that...
@@TheGelasiaBlythe My mother's cousin and my fathers brother got married (not same, but almost). It sounds bad, but it's not actually. :P
Florida Man tries to sacrifice his child; God says "it's just a prank bro".
Florida Man tortured a man and nearly coerced him to ritually sacrifice his eldest son in order to win a bet.
Okay! Okay! Update on the stepdad marriage bc I had to check it out, turns out the whole thing was a joke that went viral when it wasn’t supposed to. He is not her stepdad, he’s her late brother’s best friend. There’s a sizable age gap and that’s where the joke came in.
Lesson here kids: never assume that something weird and incriminating that you post won’t go viral. Be careful what you put online 😅
Not religious, either, but interested in it from an anthropological perspective.
Yeah, the Bible, especially the old testament, can be quite entertaining, like really fucked up fantasy, written by a madman (much of it was, likely).
But I stand to correct you, Samson was no Christian, but a Jew. So that makes him the hebrew Achilles, or maybe Heracles with a hint of Gilgamesh.
Jesus of Nazareth was the christian Samson, in a way, even though he, too was jewish. He was made into it by his cult following his death over the course of about 200 years. His supposed magical abilities stand out, still. Biggest difference:
Jesus was an actual historical person, while Samson and the others mentioned were just creations of myth.
Kinda sad many forgot about poor Samson, nowadays. I feel he was a fascinating character and an interesting symbol.
@@murphieslaw6932 hi! You accidentally replied to the wrong comment lol
These intros are making me genuinely worried for Click's mental health
Same
maybe just a little bit
They're supposed to and I love it 😭
Ikr, but i love themmmmmm😭😭😭😭😭
Nah, he's fine, I'm sure of it
I love when Click SUBTLY tells everyone to buy Mango on 30th march
I didn't even notice! 😱 Where?!
I love when click
Squeezes mango like its the last day on earth
I WISH I COULD 😭 😭 😭
7:12 One of the comments on this post said: *“I now pronounce you bride and groomer???”*
The woman handing out toilet paper samples looks like she is questioning every decision she has ever made in her life.
As she should
Naw they are samples she wipes for you
The Florida man bible verses one killed me 10x over I laughed so much 😂
Blind Florida man knocks down building, killing 3,000.
Now I actually want some more bible students to come to my house and try to convert me, pretty sure if I use this theme of thought it'll stunlock them into never coming again though.
@@TheCount991 Florida man enraged by daughter eating an apple, blames snake
Florida man rewards stepdaughter for striptease with severed head.
@@TheCount991 Florida man flips tables in temple
Actually the ring did understand transitive properties, Sam is just such a good boy he couldn’t be corrupted by the ring.
"I can't carry the ring"
-Sam
Is Sam a dog?
@@letsplaysvonaja1714He is such a good boy he did not want to upstage Frodo on his own journey. He wants Frodo to destroy the ring as it’s his job.
My mother actually had a pet bear named Benny. They found him as a baby and he’s still alive living with I believe my great aunt. I have pictures of him with my mother as a teenager.
One time someone broke into their house to steal stuff, but once he saw the bear, (Benny only wanted to play) he locked himself in the bathroom as the juvenile bear pawed at the door. I say he only wanted to play because if the intent was to kill that door wouldn’t have stopped him.
My mother and her family get home and hear a guy screaming for them to call off the bear and just call the police. Man was so terrified that he was okay with going to jail if it meant getting away from Benny.
TL;DR: My mother had a pet bear that once helped catch a burglar
Fun fact: goofy was originally intended to be a cow not a dog specifically an Aberdeen Angus cow (even the bulls do not have horns) this can be seen with his relationship with clarabelle cow even the voice actor has said that he is not a dog,
Not quite. Goofy started out as a dog and remained so for several iterations of the character. The Goofy model we have now is "not quite a dog". According to Bill Farmer, Goofy's voice actor, he and his family are their own species "cainus goofus", clearly made for the character specifically. That's what Bill Farmer meant. To quote, "He is simply Goofy".
Listening to you in the bedroom and I hear my husband laugh at all the same times I do while he's in the living room with our son.... WERE BOTH WATCHING BASICALLY AT THE EXACT SAME PLAY TIME. Needless to say, you're a household name here. Hahaha (EDIT: We live in Florida but I swear we are normal) 😊😊😊😊
There is no real normal, but you come about as close as can be to normal and still having a good time.
@@kempolar9768 we’re definitely normal buuuut we’re not “Florida Men” either. Lol
Normal is relative. If you are in Florida and not insane, then you are not "normal" by Florida standards. 😂
You watch The Click, no one here is normal lol
@@DaveCM technically it's just the setting on the Washing machine
Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, but for the Lord of The Ring situation, if I remember well, the Ring did affect Sam while he carried Frodo. The effects were limited due to the short length of time, but it was enough for him to be considered a Ring-bearer whose corruption could only really be healed in the Undying Lands. Hence why when Sam became old, he travelled to the Grey Havens to take the boat trip, reuniting with Frodo and the others.
Edit : Spelling
I was looking for this comment! Also, there's no way Frodo would have been able to give it up after having it for 18 years alone, even though he wanted to destroy it. If anyone has ever been addicted to anything, they know what I mean about wanting to stop but finding flippin hard!
When you consider the difference in time frame, it's not much of a surprise Sam wasn't significantly affected.
I think that him being a ring bearer comes from him keeping it when Frodo was captured by the orks when sneeking into mordor
Thr other reason he was less corrupted is cause the ring was having a hard time promising anything Sam would want. Sam didn't want it any of the grandiose things the ring was used to promising, and it didn't have enough time with him to change strategies
@@mxmlnlcdcdffmnt2232 This is the right answer.
The actual reason Sam wasn’t corrupted by the ring is it couldn’t offer anything he would want. He’d probably start being affected eventually but that lack of ambition or greed meant the ring had very little to corrupt in him
28:37 my favorite is “a large boulder the size of a small boulder”
Fun fact:
I know Tarzan is using his feet but I prefer he has buns of steel
That screen capture of the cartoon with the leering polar bear and the "vulnerable" girl...that's from "Totally Spies", an anime styled series produced in France. The whole premise is drenched with innuendo. Every episode presents something that is somebody's "kink", from simple "restraint" to things like "furry" transformation, balloon styled inflation, extreme muscle growth, trapped in quicksand, slimed with various sticky compounds, etc. It's definitely a case of "oh, they knew what they were doing!"
It amazes me that people had enough attention to spare, after the gadgets.
Wait Totally Spies is french ?? Always assumed it was some big internationaly known cartoon, and I was watching the french-dubbed version 😂😅
Wait what you just destroyed my childhood 🥲 (totally forgot it was french btw. My bad.)
Wow I need to rewatch
My childhood ☝🏼
25:08 - It only makes sense for Santa to put Kratos on the Nice List. As a mythological character, he wouldn't want to get onto Kratos's Naughty List.
Totally Spies definitely didn't hide its fetish jokes. That show was basically fetish spies
I genuinely nearly dropped my game controller when he said my name at the beginning, holy shit. I feel so included! 😂
Soo... what perfume are you using, Linda?
You have truly been blessed❤
The reason we hear more crazy stories coming from Florida is due to the Sunshine Law which gives everyone access to public records, eg arrests and mugshots, almost immediately after they’ve been filed. I don’t know about Ohio, but maybe they have something similar 😊
I don't think it's just the stories being more readily available. There's some rather concerning things going on there that make me really question the presence of any intelligence... and ensuring that it stays absent.
Ohio is Ohio... I went to college just across the border in PA and took more than a few drives over into OH. Can't speak to the cities, but can say with confidence there is a metric frickton of corn fields and unlit backroads...
I think I’ve also heard that the major tabloid publisher in the US is in Boca Raton, FL.
I guarantee that Iowa doesn't have near as many alligator related crimes.
@@EloquentTroll We do have the monsters that live in the Maize though, got to watch out for them, lost two siblings to those things.
9:40 There was a 50 year old biker man in Japan who was able to fake being a fairly young girl for a while by using one of these filter apps.
Okay, the show at 30:47 is a TV series called Totally Spies. I bring this up because this show is NOTORIOUS for the whole "writer's poorly-disguised fetish" thing. I watched this as a kid and have since re-watched some episodes as an adult and, even as a child, it always felt weird to me how many episodes would focus on strange things happening to the girls (Sam, Alex and Clover respectively) It's *really* creepy. The girls would be kidnapped repeatedly, tied up in "predicament" bondage, they would get brain-washed, they would be experimented on... (there was an episode all three girls bodies swelled up like balloons and was just a blatant excuse for an inflation fetish 💀) Not to mention the fact that Sam, Alex and Clover are all minors.
I watched a couple of episodes years back when I was a teen and I never saw this what in tarnation💀💀💀
I came around a forum that would take screen shots of the girls in the various sexual positions/awkward moments, and just ran with it as a joke on how everyone was a lesbian, Mandy wanted to bang the girls and that’s why she is so angry, and Jerry was a pervert- the last one at least was true.
They had to have known what they were doing though. Like that stuff had to be in the script.
26:14 I remember seeing a 4chan story where some dude did this against his paralysis demon, and then he started being sexually harassed by it, eventually needing to surround his bed in a giant salt circle, to the demon's disappointment.
4chan is wild
4chan is the WORST place ever. Full of incels. Like the worst of Redditors yet 2x worse.. why is it still a thing??
The hell???😂😂😂
My emotional support demons are on the way! I can’t wait to snuggle up with them
Must admit I was really impressed with the packaging of each demon.
I'm sorry I ruined the 69 likes :(
I got mine already! Fun fact, if you go on Twitter and tag Click with a pic of your demon he'll likely respond. He'll definitely like the picture regardless
I got mine a few days ago!!! So cute and cuddly
25:27 when I die, put my ashes in a hourglass, that way I can still participate in family game night.
"I grew up with the dog filter on SnapChat."
I grew up with classmates who had pagers. 💀
If I wasn't Bi before Link, I certainly would be now
I think me seeing Link in Gerudo clothes in BoTW is what did it for me.
Link made me trans /j
Cha-Ching!!
i actually didn't expect the ending of that guy running in sport bra 😂
I thought he was naked or something 😅
😭 sameeee
The homeschool one hit me like a frag grenade. I was eating breakfast and almost choked to death.
« Florida man finds a way to save his entire village from massive flood, only takes his family and let’s everyone else die »
"I'm not paying for 2 weddings!" In American accent.. 😂😂
Going to assume a thick Brooklyn accent... I don't get it?
@@thegreatandterrible4508 I'm thinking it's more down in the dirty south.. 🤭
sweet home Alabama!
Isnt it ONLY the womans parents thats supposed to pay for the wedding?
@@nelliebly6616 *gay marriage has entered the chat*
ok seriously though is that real!?
God, I adore that Link model. Not only is it hot, but it just generally looks cool
Not quite sure, but I think it's from an NSFW (maybe even furry?) drawing? Saw it in some other video just not cropped but blurred 🤔
@@anthonyjames696 it is from nsfw stuff. The artist who uses it is Fugtrup. I highly recommend their work lol
Which is cannon because Nintendo keeps copyrighting that artist's artwork of link. I love how this makes Nintendo look in the long run because they have not been family friendly ever since they copyrighted bowser's slong.
@@Cyber_Simp lmao, I should've know people in Click's comments already knrw this 😂😂 /lh
@@jackstormrage YO, I remember that Bowser one 😂. Generally Nintendo as a company sucks. Still gonna buy TOTK though 😁
6:20 AND THEN HE IMMEDIATELY USED "LOL"
This is amazing.
And started with btw
28:25 -- She sneezed.
"Florida men build highest possible tower, end up fighting because nobody understands eachother."
"Florida man orders water, gets drunk off wine."
"Florida man beats army after getting a haircut."
What's the last one referencing ? Makes me think of Joan of arc
@@Lonely_Raven_666 Samson, who had incredible strength, but in order to keep it, he was not allowed to cut his hair. He then was captured and his hair was forcibly cut by the army that was planning to murder the people of the place he lived. God abandoned him, but he asked if he was allowed to make one more wish. God agreed, and he basically wished that if he would go like this, he would be granted the strength to take everyone in that army along with him and basically just fucking destroyed that army as a hail Mary move.
(There may have also been a few other rules to his power but the one that got him beaten was the one about not getting a haircut)
@@mikethegoo oh yeah I remember hearing about him ! Thanks
@@Lonely_Raven_666 No problem. I just learned about him from The Binding of Isaac
There's a lot of good ones, yeah! Samson could probably have been mined for a few more earlier in his life.
The common misconception about the Elisha one annoys me, though. People keep saying it was "kids" -- it wasn't. He was being harassed by rowdy teenagers. Not just a few, either: 42 of them. Think about how you'd feel as an old guy getting hounded by a gang of *over forty* teenagers, and compare that feeling to "oh, a few kids were mocking me."
That's not even counting the rest of the background cultural info for that scene. But consider the difference in headlines:
A. "Florida Man summons bears to slaughter children, says it's an act of God"
B. "Teenage gang harass old man, get attacked by two bears; police recover over forty bodies"
John Click’s landshark was killed, leading to him becoming one of the most dangerous assassins ever
"Florida Man Claims He is Made of Bread and Wine"
16:12 Lady is also a minor! They say in the scene where she gets her collar that she's 6 MONTHS OLD, meaning she is still a puppy when she meets Tramp. 6 months is the equivalent of a 12-13 year old human. So they are all minors, it's fucked up in so many ways
Christ.
28:44 this is so much funnier when you realize that NASA actually uses the metric system
I like how people say "You're so dirty minded." When I'm like naw I was just randomly shown information on the internet 😂 for reference I'm Ace and don't care for sexual acts or fetishes. But I'm not the only person in the world so these things are bound to show up eventually 🤷🏾♀️ its just how the world works lol
Bro sameeee
Sooo true, some might even say that my ace-ness is "ironic"
But laughing about it is different from actually participating in the act, right?
@@foxinabox5103 Yup
im aroace and pretty sure ive the dirtiest mind in the whole friend group XD
As a LOTR girlie, the Ring absolutely has transitive properties. It's the reason so many people lusted and fought over it. 💅
21:40 New headcanon: These people are _all_ from the same family.
About the first post: Sam carrying Frodo was specifically because of the ring trying to stop them by increasing its weight. The corrupting effect does not require carrying the ring (i.e. Boromir)
This is what made my mute brother talk for the first time and he said "what the f-"
27:05 I actually used to watch Clicks videos on incognito because I had to use the family computer to watch UA-cam and my family is very strict and I was afraid of how they would punish me if they new I watched his videos
Same. 😂
6:30 "You went to school for a reason" Well yea, because we were forced to by our parents and teachers.
Lol, that guy who stole cute girl's charger is so relatable.
When I was in high school there was a cute guy in my class. Once he forgot his headphones in the school gym, and I instead of taking them to him immediately when I saw he's standing up and leaving them, just took them. After he spent several lessons trying to find them, I presented him his headphones. He hugged me and I nearly had a heart attack.
Too much pressure for me, I concluded, and was noping out of any relationship since then.
That is adorable and low key sad at the same time :')
Hope you are doing well in life! :)
My cat passed last fall from cancer. I still miss her. Yesterday, my fiancee took me to a cat café. One of the cats climbed in my lap for pets and a nap. I was so happy I started crying.
14:26 I felt like Mango was looking into my soul with those pure blue eyes
Fun fact, Romans did, in fact, use /pig/ blood in their revolutionary concrete for building the fundations of harbors in sea water. It was hardly the main ingredient, but they did use it in the mix
Might I propose a concept of Mango's cousin, Peach the sea dog?
I approve of this. Now, I kinda want a Peach the sea dog....
We need more *fruit* the *sea creature* *canine*
You mean a seal?
sea dog.
@@vermilionrubin did I stutter
Click: you smell amazing today!
Me who hasn't taken a shower for the past week cause I'm a depressed artist: thank you🙂
28:20
My roommates and I actually got compliments on our ability to get blood out of a carpet... the compliment was loudly announced in a crowded frozen yogurt shop...
19:45 I almost crapped my pants I thought the mug just started floating into the frame oh my god
Your kinda correct about the cartoons. If you didn’t watch Cartoon Network growing up you may not know that CN used to share a channel with Adult Swim. It would be CN during the day and AS at night. Well there are a handful of cartoons (including Total Drama and The Amazing World of Gumball) that were actually made for AS but ended up not making the cut. So they were instead put on CN. I imagine they were edited quite a lot but a lot of the jokes still made it into the CN version.
I got my emotional support demon last night, and his arrival couldn't be better timed since I was really sad. I call him Decate (a mixture of Mark Deck and Hecate).
I think it's so unbelievably wholesome that click looks through his comments for people with unique names for the intros.
Heh...my name is Jinx. Good evening click.
0:01 hi timed users
Hi timed commenter
@@pamboo7820 hiya
Hello other timed users
Hi!
👋
Hey Click! I’m celebrating today because after 20 months of appeals, arguing, and gathering medical evidence my housing association are FINALLY allowing me to have a support animal! What would you name a support kitty?
Dr. Beans
Demon, so you'd have an actual emotional support demon!
I like the idea of a Dr. T. Beans. I’d definitely call a cat Demon as a nickname if they were being naughty.
Make an irl clicky kitty /j
@@enbycharlie6287 black cat with a red collar🐈⬛
@ 29:05 No, it is not hard to picture 122 camels lumped together on an impact trajectory to Earth- it's hilarious! Terrified, eyes wide open, screaming and all in Looney Tunes fashion!
There was an Australian song in the sixties and the last couple lines were,
“Tan my hide when I’m dead, Fred.
So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde and that’s it hanging over there.” I believe the title was “Tie Me Kangaroo Down.”
I think you remembered the title correctly. Fun song.
Ok, imagine wanting to snort cocain but ending up snorting your grandfathers ashes. Now imagine being a cat that wanted the grandpa ashes but got cocain instead. Love that those posts were lined up like that. 😂
The stepdad one caught me off guard
30:47 NOOO I USED TO WATCH THAT SHOW AS A KID 😭it's called "Totally Spies." and it's just as bad as it seems
“Florida man’s wife has a child who isn’t his. She claims it’s the son of God. Several men show up to give the child gifts.”
😭
24:53 Bear the size of a small dog = racoon
And racoons are indeed adorable until you tell them "no". Then they try to murder you.
I can't wait for Mango, I ordered the emotional support demon, and now I can play wit- I mean HAVE both of them
In response to the hidden stuff in cartoons, as an animator, yes...we definitely put stuff in....we work long hours and need to amuse our selves. It doesn't matter if its games or tv or film, we will add stuff.
10:40 I am taking that as them being happily married and referring to "our house" as having a good relationship with her parents in law.
Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.
Right after Click read the "I was homeschooled" the video was interrupted by an ad for the DND movie that starts with Chris Pine saying "let me add some context..."
It fit so well that I legit thought he put the clip in there as a joke
I feel like the accuracy of a trebuchet is irrelevant when the target is simply the top of an active volcano, for the accuracy to matter it would have the same effect as playing a game of Russian roulette with the universe.
27:22 The actual Pentagon statement was that it was "possible" that there "could" be an alien craft in our Solar system doing surveys. In other words, they couldn't rule it out completely. This is a far cry from saying that they thought it was actually true, or even probable. It's like me saying that's it possible that I could be hit by a car crossing the street tomorrow. It doesn't mean that I think it is likely.
The amount of ex-engineers and prospective engineers that became very successful youtube personalities is kind of amazing.
5:10
Mine:
"Father takes son's rib. Mixes it into dirt in order to make a wife for son."
Ngl that sounds kinda ominous
That guy with the next gen running fashion should just come to Berlin where he can start judge even more bold fabric choices.
"Florida Man Tries to Murder Son Before a Sheep Appears" Ah yes, the classic story of Abraham and Isaac
23:15 Assuming it's not faked, I get the feeling that was an attempted carjacking and the driver wisely didn't stop, rather than a happenstance accident
Got my emotional support demon, and now my life is complete! I have named mine Godfrey, in pun homage to Click.
Also, the college thing is so dumb, and so true. At my company you have to have a degree to be a manager, but it doesn't matter what the degree is in. So to my company someone with a degree in underwater basket weaving (yes, I know that's not a real thing.... I think) is more qualified than someone who has worked for the company for ten years, in multiple departments, and knows most of the products. So dumb.
In my hometown there is a production facility that requires a masters degree to work in the maintenance department (lots of computerized equipment). There is one guy who’s masters degree is in musical theory. When questioned he said that they just asked if he had a masters degree, they said nothing about what it is in so he just said yes and was hired that day.
6:03 I love how everyone creates their own unique lexicon, be it drunken gibberish, sleep deprivation inspired spoonerisms, hyper excited portmanteaus, juvenile or senile language slip ups, or The Click's "... severely dyslaxitive." I applaud your creativity be it intentional or seredipitous.
Linguistic recursion gives you carte blanche with a living language like English ; P. I think "dyslaxitive" is a more elegant term for describing an agent that causes verbal diarrhoea, especially of a less articulate or confusing nature.
Mango
Og nam
Revelations: Half of Florida stoned out their minds wrote a tag team fiction book.
Here’s a problem with that tactic 26:20 what if it just turns on the sleep paralysis demons click?
Exorcism, I guess. 😮💨
I've been having a horrible weekend since Friday, and Click's videos have cheered me up. Thank you so much click! ❤
I hope things better. One Topic is really nice, too.
I absolutely love the randomness of these intros XD
8:57 Considering Andrew Tate is in prison, this comes off as even more sus…
17:17 They look like they're trying not to laugh
8:05 "Addicted to this masochism" you say?
We need a Click, Markiplier, and GrayStillPlays crossover ASA Markiplier is done with his movie!
I would LOVE to see gsp & the click collab. Spleens and mango.
@@Enxiiii Spleens, Mango, and Chica.