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Actually, this could be expanded upon where the events of the next game are determined by what items can be smuggled through the border in a previous game.
By my count, 7/10 people crossing died, and the entire security team (plus the news crew) were wiped out. That is one serious mortality rate for this border crossing 😂
“I think he’s dead.” *unsubscribes prisoner from earth right before the media can see* “Oh right he’s dead I forgot.” 😂 “I am beautiful woman!” “Alright let’s not get ahead of ourselves. 😂”
Never thought I'd see someone in 2024 playing "Border Patrol" on ArmA 3. This was the funnest little game mode back on Operation Flashpoint on the original Xbox.
it would be cool if the successfully smuggled weapons and contraband would be sold/used in a rebellion/war after the border crossing event and the fighters had to use whatever items smuggled in
My family and I visited Abhazia twice as a vacation destination. The russian side of the border gad good security, many borderguards and so on while the Abhazian side had like one or several guys, I don't remember exactly, he checked our passports for a brief moment and that was it. Russians asked us some questions to verify our identity, and the Abhazian borderguard just looked at our passports and said:"Alright, you are free to go".
I used to this with friends a lot in various scenarios many many years ago. From police checkpoint things, to big government border checkpoints, to military defensive forces doing checkpoints.
Whats the best job at a checkpoint? I bet the watch tower is chill other than if you miss something youre in trouble. And the coffee and bathrooms are probably in the main office. Main office probably has AC but you’re probably stuck doing computer work all day. Guard has to deal with people but maybe gets to chill in between that. Security just has to stand around and be present mostly but they can’t just like sit or goof off
As a resident of Abkhazia, I will say that our border guards do not really want to check documents and just look at your passport for 10 seconds and let you through🙂
Off of this video I winded up going into a rabbit hole of trying to find out if "Abkhazia" was even a real place simply because at first I thought the flag looked fake as all hell, only to then see the foreign affairs website at 2:15, learned about an entirely new place that I'd never have any idea of existing prior and more importantly how they make their moonshine.
30:35 can I just clink a glass of wine to the editor? I keep seeing editors writing subtitles (text floating on the screen, not youtube's subtitles) and hearing the absolute opposite thing from what's said or even not understanding it at all and replacing it with *?* or *gibberish*. All my respect to video editors who have keen hearing and a perfect understanding of english. o7
I played the first papers please. OG operation flashpoint elite cold war crisis, border role play. Once the cars ran out at civ spawn, restart, no scripts worked properly and if you took down the bridge which was east to do, it was over lol. So many great memories.
"guytransportingterroristsayswhat?" *silence* "guytransportingterroristsaysnothing?" incredible battle of wits, he deflected your first move and you've adapted and counter attacked almost immediately
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THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING TAKISTAN⚪⚫🟢 THANK THANK YOU YOU GOT A SUB THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF TAKISTAN
"This guy has 40 permits"
"Is he allowed to have that many permits?"
truly a commentary on modern bureaucracy lmao
"you have a permit for all those permits?"
"Sorry sir you have 40 permits and you only have a permit to have 38 permits, you'll have to come with me"
Germany Simulator
I personally found no issue with whatever money laundering operation was taking place at the time
bruh imagine all the red tape involved
ah yes my favorite type of military simulation, office paperwork
It's not truly a milsim unless a quarter of the gameplay consists of briefings, debriefs, and paperwork.
@@Unknown_Ooh And another 2.5/4 is just walking or driving...
@@mr.radovic702 Another 3/4 is just doing nothing...while "doing" other stuff.
Standing by to standby sir!!!
@@alexturnbackthearmy1907 hold up the math ain’t mathing rn
Actually, this could be expanded upon where the events of the next game are determined by what items can be smuggled through the border in a previous game.
By my count, 7/10 people crossing died, and the entire security team (plus the news crew) were wiped out.
That is one serious mortality rate for this border crossing 😂
most peaceful day in us mexico border
I wish I had friends.
Bro are you good?
Me too
@@MichaelJANFU i am down bad my friend
@@getoutofmyheadguy welcome to the club brother
I watch these videos to pretend I too have friends to play with.
I love how the outpost is in the pristine position to just, walk around 💀
My man just wanted to bring bananas as his road trip snack 😂
“I think he’s dead.”
*unsubscribes prisoner from earth right before the media can see*
“Oh right he’s dead I forgot.”
😂
“I am beautiful woman!”
“Alright let’s not get ahead of ourselves. 😂”
I liked the flag and we had the flagpole in the modpack, that's the level of thought that went into choosing Abkhazia
Can't wait to see the next fringe nation flag
10 years of fighting minor virtual conflicts and you're just now telling me it's because you like the flags???
Why does this guy only have 384 subs? this is peak content
Arma content creators try not to be fucked over by youtube algorithms (impossible challenge).
Looks like he's gained over a thousand since this uploaded, so I guess this video might be the one that finally gets him some recognition!
hes 3k now
Never thought I'd see someone in 2024 playing "Border Patrol" on ArmA 3. This was the funnest little game mode back on Operation Flashpoint on the original Xbox.
Border Patrol and Checkpoint Ops are very common in ArmA milsim.
it would be cool if the successfully smuggled weapons and contraband would be sold/used in a rebellion/war after the border crossing event and the fighters had to use whatever items smuggled in
I originally thought that's how this would play out lol
"I'm stuck in the dab animation" 🤣
so technically contraband police with friends? damn it sounds fun
Those batteries arent gonna throw themselves in the ocean 😂
The journalist doing better job than actual officer is hilarious
Thank you algorithm for delivering me this video I so desperately needed.
Love how no one cares that first guy escaped the prison by probably opening the door
I love your humor, person i didn't know till today
Border guard for multiplayer is more hectic than any firefight.
I really like the pacing in this compared to most ArmA videos. You actually show what's going on instead of just HeeHOO fUnNy mOmEnts
i actually watched this while being high and it was peak comedy.
Same bro
Same here bro
same lol
just did that
My family and I visited Abhazia twice as a vacation destination. The russian side of the border gad good security, many borderguards and so on while the Abhazian side had like one or several guys, I don't remember exactly, he checked our passports for a brief moment and that was it. Russians asked us some questions to verify our identity, and the Abhazian borderguard just looked at our passports and said:"Alright, you are free to go".
It's a checkpoint RP, I love those events in ArmA Reforger.
“The security troops have found something under his car, and he also does not have Id. he is also hitting the dab and the griddy”
I used to this with friends a lot in various scenarios many many years ago. From police checkpoint things, to big government border checkpoints, to military defensive forces doing checkpoints.
Coked up construction workers is gold
Bro, with this editing and format I expected to see that you had atleast 400k subs. You'll definitely get there man.
Whats the best job at a checkpoint? I bet the watch tower is chill other than if you miss something youre in trouble. And the coffee and bathrooms are probably in the main office.
Main office probably has AC but you’re probably stuck doing computer work all day.
Guard has to deal with people but maybe gets to chill in between that.
Security just has to stand around and be present mostly but they can’t just like sit or goof off
This is actually peak multiplayer gameplay
I need more border check point videos from you guys!
As a resident of Abkhazia, I will say that our border guards do not really want to check documents and just look at your passport for 10 seconds and let you through🙂
It's things like this that make me glad our common ancestral chimpanzee grandfather ate those weird mushrooms and started seeking patterns
444 subs??? This is just like the hit game Ace Combat 7, I'm gonna subscribe now.
one of the most entertaining videos from a smaller youtuber ive watched in a while
"Theres no rights in this country we're probably just going to behead you" that line killed me everytime
28:49 made me laugh so hard. Great video. Ive never been more entertained by peaceful tarkov
Off of this video I winded up going into a rabbit hole of trying to find out if "Abkhazia" was even a real place simply because at first I thought the flag looked fake as all hell, only to then see the foreign affairs website at 2:15, learned about an entirely new place that I'd never have any idea of existing prior and more importantly how they make their moonshine.
This is literally what I do with my group on reforge. I thought we were the only people.
This is actually one of the funniest yt vids I’ve seen in a min; keep up the great work
That man was determined to build road.
Bumping for good content #arma #papersplease #arma3
This was an awesome video. Keep up the amazing work; you have promise in the near future.
I love post Soviet states they so silly
Underated youtuber
Honestly this is actually a really good idea for an arma server would be interesting to try the same thing in reforger!
Lol the person saying "im a woman" 26:49 sounding like Mort from Madagascar lol
"I think he died there" - Proceeds to execute him
You sure you are not Canadian?
30:35 can I just clink a glass of wine to the editor? I keep seeing editors writing subtitles (text floating on the screen, not youtube's subtitles) and hearing the absolute opposite thing from what's said or even not understanding it at all and replacing it with *?* or *gibberish*. All my respect to video editors who have keen hearing and a perfect understanding of english. o7
this is such a good idea for a game
That's a great adaption of a banger like Papers, Please
“That was the richest Columbian I’ve ever tasted”! Here at the border crossing 🤣🤣
Lost it at "can you see the crane?" dude broke character sooo good.
Ah, Arma RP shenanigans, what fun.
checkpoint op moment
This is such a weird concept and I'm not sure why UA-cam recommended it, but I love it.
Checkpoint RPs are my absolute fav in arma!
Aaah the polish trash can cannon. My beloved.
11:04 "what are the miranda rigths in this country? Oh whait there are no rigths in this country!"
Bro that is not even a country 😂
just 995 subs? bro this is peak you deserve more than that
I used to obsessively play a similar mode on ARMA 2
Cool concept I like it
realistic going abroad simulator
I played the first papers please. OG operation flashpoint elite cold war crisis, border role play. Once the cars ran out at civ spawn, restart, no scripts worked properly and if you took down the bridge which was east to do, it was over lol. So many great memories.
Man, now I wanna play this in Arma
My real enemy is chiquita bananas and i will NOT apologize
This is quality content. I just subbed, you should have way more subs..
This is what Contraband Police could be in Multiplayer :D
Welcome to Arstotzka. Cause no trouble.
"guytransportingterroristsayswhat?"
*silence*
"guytransportingterroristsaysnothing?"
incredible battle of wits, he deflected your first move and you've adapted and counter attacked almost immediately
I saw the title of the video and knew I had to watch it. I had no idea it was gonna be Arma 3 🤣
Lovely, 10 different mic’s talking at once with no cohesive command structure😄
The guy going to his “brother’s wedding” used the word “inshallah” with a Star of David glued to his forehead. Shortly after, he says “god bless you”
underrated channel
The star of david on the guys head at 4:33 as he says 'Inshallah' absolutely fucking sent me.
Your voices are too sweet for border guards..
But Reaally cool video! LOVE THIS!
Arma life. The second i saw location soo many memories have come back
Sooo many drugs smuggled trough the border.... good times :P
You deserve more subs, this video is great
Whenever I hear 'Takistan' I think of "How many executions is considered TOO FAR?"
0:19 Demonight Gaming
4:35 wait a second… Is that… a Star of David?!?!
You need to make more like this! xD Please!
"Thanks Kurt."
This is an awesome video with great editing but I think it would be helpful to put like the name of the person who's pov it is so it's less confusing
we need so much more of this
under rated video
1:10 my beloved country..... TURKIYE.... this is a fight in our national assembly. They're fighting for money i think idk.
Golden ahh video 🙏
The true military simulator of our time.
Realistic gameplay
"That's battery of an officer" watches him pee
19:37 caught me off guard
awesome vid bro
Wait what rights does he have? “There are no rights” 😂😂
this is actually really cool lol nice video
God I love bureaucracy
Real OGs remember Roadblock Duty ACE from ArmA II
come one man they were a snack. they werent selling them to people 🤣
i consider this cannon now
Lol this is a great concept .