Bionicle Of War 2: Fake Gears Of War Figures | Ashens
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- They're small and imperfectly formed - welcome to the slightly troubling world of Bionicle Of War 2 figures!
In order to sidestep the legal difficulties involved with blatantly ripping off a popular video game franchise, the makers of these toys decided to swap the word "bionicle" for the word "gears". Because adding in the name of an utterly irrelevant product is good, yeah?
So join all your favourite Gears of War characters (and "Domninic Santiago") as they struggle to come to terms with their monstrous, melting faces and their endless struggle against an enemy that refuses to hold guns!
why doesnt the american version of poundland (the dollar tree) get these "cool" rip off toys? some of them i actually want.
what the heck, i wasn't expecting to see you here!
@Samson Themighty Bruh why? do i know you?
I know it’s been 10 years but Dollar Tree officially has knockoff figures now
I'd feel sorry for anyone who asked for a LEGO Bionicle set for Christmas but got this instead.
yes, me too..:(
Funny thing is, I actually did when I was 12, still got both the bad guy sets from the original movie though.
+ButtonMasher glad I didn't get one of these knock offs!
I got a knock off
the figures look pretty good aside from the face, and they have big guns. What more could a kid ask for
You know what's weird? All the weapons besides the knife were actually in the game. Marcus comes with the Hammer of Dawn and Longshot. Dom comes with the Lancer. Baird comes with the Gnasher Shotgun. The Locust Drone comes with the first version of the Hammerburst. Boomer comes with a Torque Bow and the second version of the Hammerburst. The Grenadier Beast Rider comes with the flame grenades and flamethrower (I forgot the name of his weapons).
The flamethrower is called scorcher
imagine the boomer not coming with a boomshot 😂
Note: The company that makes the official figures later contacted Ashens to ask if there is a address on the packaging, then he later gave them it and the Bionicle Of War figures disappeared for a while until they came back as "Zombie Wars" and reused the same crap.
😂
4:54 Tears of War
Ain't got no games!
All around me are familiar faces...
@@meatblazestudios3778 worn out faces
3:40 Yes, I did have it on 720p and yes, I did have it on fullscreen, and yes, that did happen
Looks like Marcus Fenix had some DIY plastic surgery.
Well it does say 'collect them all diy'
Soon as I hear that "Hello!" I literally am relieved from a long night of work. Just watching videos of knock off toys. Just therapeutic to me. Idk why haha
"You've got leaky skin! See a doctor immediately."
I do believe there is a doctor examining him already.
Okay, Bionicle of War is something that needs to exist as an actual Gears/Bionicle crossover.
There was a weird Third-Person-Shooter called "BIONICLE Heroes" (or something like that).
It wasn't very good.
+Squiddy 0912 Oi, fuck you m8, that game was fockin golden.
James Of BlowUpYourFaceHelm You know it.
Fun fact: i have actually torrented the wii version of the game, burned it onto a disk, and played it on my wii. because I'm that fucking badass. needs a metafuckton of antialiasing, but its pretty cool
+Squiddy 0912 Bionicle Heroes was first person.
"Nothing to write home about, unless you like writing home about unspeakable horror" I laughed so much at that
I can't unsee the face on Chun Li's torso, with the grenade making it's nose!
8:46 it reminds me of that episode of spongebob where squidward becomes handsome.
"actually, he looks disturbed" Oh Stuart... if only you knew
6:28 Domninic actually looks like my dad, frighteningly enough!
Here I was looking for actual Bionicles...
That's the best Mickey Rourke figure I've ever seen
Ashens, Bionicle is still "alive" :)
Ayyy Kehaan
You are correct mortal
On life support?
The story of Bionical of War is that some soldiers contracted a disease that made their skin melt slightly... And in a quest for shade they got into a needless war with peaceloving reptile people (that's why they don't hold guns)
So when do the Bionicles come in?
But when they tried their best to get cured by the ignika they were cursed, never to be sold in stores ever
there are actually 3 sad onions. 3 OF THEM
I would LOVE to know just how they escaped copyright issues by even using the character's names and actual faces, especially in this day and age where even having a video with copyrighted music in it gets you sued and in trouble.
Oh, and I have one of those G.I. Joe Street Fighter figures. Mine is M. Bison and he came with a giant grappling hook launcher...
The Locust Drone looks like a mutated Silver Skull.
I loved Bionicle. :)
Me too :D
Wolvahulk me THREE
maxgoy gaming me four!
NeoPegasus8 lmao
***** I liked the first one! (series)
I find the most impressive thing in this case that, aside from the belts, most of the gear is actually super-accurate for GOW.
Yeah, besides from only being black and chrome, all of it is well made. Accept for that big ass flak jacket.
To be honest these things are painted really well, looks realistic (armor, clothes or w/e u want to call the rest of their body w/o head)
There's an official line of Gears action figures of this scale, and what's really messed up is that they aren't much different than these ones.
perhaps Dom had a vision of his wife.
I've been away for a week with no internet access and I come home to UA-cam and find TWO new Ashens videos! YAY!!!!!
"Cumquaticide" - The murder of one of a hilariously named fruit.
I haven't cried with Laughter in SO long, thanks Ashens xxx
surely cogs of war would be a much better name?
Cogs of battle?
sprockets of contention?
piplup2009 It would be, and don't call me Shirley
Not really
piplup2009 why is your name piplup when you have excaveleer as your profile picture
Marcus has the Hammer of Dawn orbital laser and the Long Shot sniper, Dom has the Lancer assault rifle, Baird has the Gnasher shotgun, the Drone has a Hammerburst semi auto rifle thing, the Boomer has another Hammerburst and a Torque bow explosive sniper thing and the Rider has 2 frag grenades and a Scorcher flame thrower
As a gears fan hearing ashens read the characters made me chuckle
8:36 - Damon, your skin is hanging off your bones.
“Oh… yeah.” “DERE! IS DAT BETTAH?!?”
As if the fake Boomer didn't come with a Boom Shot
Damon’s face looks like leatherface in the end of the first texas chainsaw massacre.
the street fighter action figure looks like Bruce Lee in drag
I could watch Ashens all day!
I want these figures so bad
Oh bionicles what nostalgia, being able to build and make up your own action figures that way. I could never really get into them though
Bionicle is still out there. Especially at WalMart.
FraggedDabloons Yeah because Lego has new Bionicle sets in their assortment, this vid is from 2011, it´s 2015 now. :p
*****
They still existed when the video was made. They made the generation from 2010 for several years before the current generation. So nice try.
+TheDinoKitteh Bionicle got rebooted and replaced hero factory in 2015.
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I guess it depended on your market area, we had both here. Still do.
+FraggedDabloons
"they are out there,watching, YOU" old ashens vid reference
The Bionicle Lego stuff still exists here in Canada. Pretty sure I've seen it at wal Mart lately whilst shopping for things for my nephews.
Gears of War 3 DLC: Marcus Fenix Poetry Pack
Baird looks like Cid from FF7! I love your videos, I just laugh constantly. Amazing!
2:28 Where. in the world. is.
*C Santiago?*
If I ever find this set in any store, I'm buying two of every figure- one to keep as collectables, and one to play with.
why did I put this on fullscreen and 720p
noscopefuzion Either you're an idiot, or you're an unlucky bystander.
unlucky
Your lack of gears knowledge makes me want to cry ;_;
Bionicle still exists in he form of LEGO Hero Factory. I don't think THEY were so popular, though...
Stupid Caps Lock:
*they
In that case I'm stupid.
No, it doesn't, because Hero Factory is crap compared to the wondrous line of toys known as Bionicle.
Bionicle and Hero Factory are totally different themes.
Toa Chronix
You're late to the chain. We've sorted it all out, now.
That third figure looks like Cid Highwind from Final Fantasy, actually!
OH GAWD I WAS IN 720p FULL SCREEN
@ashens What do you do with all of the cheap action figures and toys, do you keep them.
This is what you get when you use slaves to paint your figurines.
15:20 Yeah most women have a grenade there where their heart should be. You think they're giving you their heart, and then it's actually a grenade that blows your face off. Good times.
It's genuinely painful to have to watch some of these sometimes. Makes you wonder what exactly is going through the minds of the people that make these. Blatant ripoffs, accessories that don't fit, weapons that can't be held...it's just SO pathetic.
"cog soldier" looks like Bruice Jenner.
do you mean Bruce gender
+MrSeaWalrus IsAwesome that's a dickish joke
+MISTER PHYCOTIC so's bruce jenner.
+MISTER PHYCOTIC so's bruce jenner.
saw that bionicle of war figure today in a shop, now it rests on my shelf:D
"hope you haven't put this on 720p and fullscreen"
*Instantly puts on 720p and puts on fullscreen*
Peligro de Ahogarse = Drowning Hazard...
List of the weapons for you Mr. Ashens.
1. Hammer of Dawn (Which was Upside down).
2. Longshot.
3. Lancer.
4. Gnasher.
5. Hammerburst.
6. Torque Bow (The Pistol thing with added bits).
7. Scorcher (Long gun with a colander attached).
8. Hammerburst II.
Hope this helps if they do make Bionicle of War 3 figures.
You should of lined them up and burned them
Bionicle was technically still around at the time this was uploaded. There were 3 online serials on the website in 2011, but only 1 of them was ever finished.
I really despise people who make ripoff toys and games and shit. It's incredibly scummy.
it is cool when these companies get a lawsuit from the company they are ripping off, like I know Epic Games filed a lawsuit against (I forget who makes these fake Gears of War figures) removed these off the shelves. but not until they rereleased them in a new copyright safe package
It was almost magical when I couldn't see Fenix's face, so I paused the video, switched it to 720p, and brought the video to fullscreen.
Then I hit play and ashens immediately advises against it.
9:40 Thanos
I got these and tbf they are pretty accurate to the game in terms of weapons detail, good review
Ashens, you should play Gears of War. It is fantastic.
I think it's Cid Highwind from Final Fantasy 7.
Arabic?
Probably made in Sweden then.
Jake Schenk Muslims make up about five percent of the Swedish population. The more you know!
+Bobby Bragg And yet that's more than enough to make it the rape capital of the West.
Crocmaster McGeezax Sweden has a wider definition of rape than most countries. It literally only took a google search to figure that out. How about getting not getting your facts from /pol/?
+Crocmaster McGeezax 2edge
Cyber Lord I know, but the rarety of that is... well it's not as common, let's just say that...
i always always wait eagerly for ashens to review things.. everything is fun.. love his comments.. and stuff.. but i dont like pop stations :/
Marcus Fenix looks like Bruce Jenner LMAO
Oh wow. I used to have one of those Chun-Li figures when I was... I don't know, seven or eight?
Shame I didn't notice the Grenade or pistol though. But I remember the damn cloth strap things annoyed the hell out of me!
Ashens clearly doesn't play Gears, which makes this funny video even funnier.
Awesome video.
The hammer of dawn being upsidedown😂
This Marcus is not going to stand a chance in war if he holds his gun upside down and cries about it
Cog Soldier, probably reminded Ashen of Dolph Lundgren. And the one he got was particularly nice - words cannot describe how horrendous is the figure of him, lying for a few months in one of the supermarkets of Vinnytsia, Ukraine.
LEGO's cease and desist letter must have gotten lost in the mail. 😂
"Cyclopean Nose Drippings" - makes a great band name...
I was thinking they're not that bad until you showed us Marcus' face. He looks like the guy in Robocop who falls into the acid.
I love Gears so i'd probably grab a couple for a laugh if i saw them.
Lol, my gosh, I'm really disturbed by these! Haha. Which shop did you get them from? So glad with my official GOW figs!
I swear the locust never even used/had combat knives :|
Guessing your not a fan not knowing what weapons were which but that last one was hilarious. Haha. "Went to poundland and brought loads of guns and put em together haha"
Better than the official blind bags to be honest
wow, i did set it on 720p ad on full screen, i laughed the sheit out of me
"You won the prize!Here´s your prize *punch*" Hell of a way to start a fight...
Right when you said that DLC joke I instantly thought of Planetside 2, where guns cost seven American dollars and gun camo costs three.
When I saw the close-up of Marcus Fenix's face, the first thing that went through my mind was "Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA!"
3:39 Dat face....i thought, that's a Marcus Fenix, not a Robert Z'dar.....
The ludicrous pistol was a Torque Bow. lol. Ashens cracks me up.
omg! JUDGING BY THE COVER!!!
Yea, how dare I have a desire to have an experience were I have to THINK! I also love how you had no retort to what I said about your 10 year old's play thing.
I'm a massive Gears fan(as you can tell by my profile pic) and I find this video hilarious. I had no idea these things even existed.
You diss the guns the most and they were all accurate and looked good haha
"are you ready to face the unending horror, of the face of marcus fenix?" *puts in 720p fullscreen and fills pants with smelly messes*
I want to make an indie game called, "Cogs of Battle", it will be a point and clic- err I mean first person shooter based on Mark Crow, the protagonist who hides behind walls and shoots baddies.
@MyCoolboy17 P.A.N. Land is the theme park for the Pennsylvania Association of Notaries. It's in Pennsylvania and the only ride it has is The Brokenator, which is currently closed for renovations. I have no idea where you're getting the "british" part from.
The last figure "boomer" kind of reminds me of Marcus from Fallout
At least it have some nice weapons to put on the actual original figures
00:05 I was actually thinking of Space Invaders by that summary.
Hahahahaha I love your videos. Have you ever played Gears of War 2? Or rather... Bionicle of War 2?
I love it. Well done, Ashens.