Oddly a common thing for these Chinese knockoffs. Ten-twenty years ago they'd be full of SMB hacks and random NES games that they put Mario's face on, I guess now they've graduated to SM64 hacks.
@@Mario583a Hank actually got to own some Titanium golf clubs that Dale gifted him, but they were from a murder trial so he has to go to meet the murderer to clear the name of the golf clubs, 😂😂😂, it’s a good episode
This is-hands down-hilariously the best thing to have ever graced my UA-cam recommendations! I am in tears watching this. Both my dog and baby l are looking at me like I’ve lost my mind. Your accent is making this even better. Thank you so much 😂
I wonder why these knockoff consoles just don't put the actual retro games games on it since they are already pirating everything instead of these rom hacks.
19:04 I didn't expected to see "K-ON!" mod in this video tbh. This is just a summary of the first two episodes, badly translated to Mario 64. The guy who made this didn't even replaced Mario's model with a model based on Yui Hirasawa's character. He just pasted a low poly JPG of her in a VERY poor way.
Can't tell if comedy gold or horror s***, but amazing none the less. Kinda expected to see "fireworks" at the end, but can't complain, this episode already cost enough 💩
12:40 It's an hack of the "Chuck Rock" game, with just Scrat as hero. This video is mesmerizing ! Thank you for suffer for our amusement, proud soldier !
@@JustBanCars Dude isn't joking. I couldn't have told you exact translation of title since I don't speak Japanese, but I do know a lot of Japanese retro games - without the translation there, I remembered it being something about like, mutants or zombies. Something up that alley. You can find wiki article if you just google "Jesus Famicom" - the game title is "Jesus: Kyōfu no Bio Monster," which wikipedia has translated as "Jesus: Terror of Bio Monster."
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time, I genuinely cried laughing at this, you’ve earned a new subscriber, and you deserve many more my friend, have a wonderful day thanks for the laughs!!!🤟🤝
The term "fake" implies that you actually expected to buy a genuine Xbox from someone claiming it was a genuine Xbox. So these are scams only if they don't do what they advertise. But nobody who has a functioning brain will think these are genuine Xbox units. BTW, Chinese copyright laws are very ambiguous and allow them to do make this sort of products with no or very little penalties.
Its like playing a libary of games from some one who was just getting into modding games and this was where he started XD Headless Mario 64 is a classic
I was like "why the hell would a European have a baseball bat?" before checking your profile and realizing "oh... he's from Finland... nevermind, that tracks". 🤣
I didn’t know how common these sort of systems are just shoving a sort of front end with a ton of pirated stuff, on a small motherboard or raspberry pi
Yo qzeq, call me anything but that anime 64 hack is about high school girls joining a guitar club together and becoming friends. Have a good day, thanks for upload.
16:16 Yes, there literally is. Goku and Piccolo go driving and Piccolo wears a backwards baseball cap as if to confirm all the theories that Green is the new Black as far as Namekians are concerned
Was literally just thinking about how you haven't uploaded in a while and came home to find this in my notifications. I feel like a sorcerer that can summon anything.
bro think he plainrock124 💀
edit: get on twitch for more madness 😎👍
hi
Let him cook
Let get qzeq to a million subscribers
Bro what do you mean he is plainrock 124
bro think he is qzeq 💀
They did it, the Ultimate Shitpost Console
The ShidtBox420
Emphasis on shit
I'm buying one of those consoles whatever it takes I wanna play Mario 420
now i understand that "Every Mario 64 copy is personalized" creepypasta
How the heck did you make search text? Mario 64
A qzeq video on a weekend night, life couldn't get any better
REAL
EXACLY!
Bro Its friday☠️
@@doublem4729💀
A qzeq video to begin with lmao 😄😄
I love at how this console just bulk download every single Mario Romhacks they could find
Oddly a common thing for these Chinese knockoffs. Ten-twenty years ago they'd be full of SMB hacks and random NES games that they put Mario's face on, I guess now they've graduated to SM64 hacks.
@@asteroidrules Another decade and we'll be on sunshine hacks. Cant wait till im in my 30s and we start getting galaxy ones.
i love how freddy just takes his head off what a fever dream
I wanted to do the same thing after playing these games
@@qzeq thats fair
@@LunaFrog-whos the girl in ur pfp
@@kurdishkakarot8469 wdym
@@LunaFrog- i said: wHOS THE NAME OF THE GIIIIIRL IN UR PROFILE PICTUREEEE (hope you understand 💙)
That 'GTAV' game was actually a Mad Max game that was released in the 80's I believe 😂
I vaguely remember playing a game like that on a friends sleepover
I remember it as Outlander.
90's*
80's? Pretty sure it's from later
i thought it was the need for speed (1994) at first
pls buy those terabytes of hdd where they put shitload of modded gaymes
That's the next one
Idk when but the next thing I'm buying is that 😄
Gaymes
Maybe over 200000+ gaymoos
Post-wall radioactive gaymer waste.
Seal in lead lined concrete for 100 millennia.
I'm Russian, and you had me at Vinovski Dieselyovski 😂 Poor kids that get this as an unironic gift from grandparents who didn't know any better.
The fact he said "30 inch 400 gram titanium-alloy baseball bat" is so inspiring
idk what titanium alloy even is it just sounded tough 😎
@@qzeq Do I look like I know hwat a titanium alloy is? ~~ Hank Hill, probably.
@@qzeq titanium is half the weight of steel and twice as strong. The machinery it takes to make things with it is insane, huge machines
@@Mario583a Hank actually got to own some Titanium golf clubs that Dale gifted him, but they were from a murder trial so he has to go to meet the murderer to clear the name of the golf clubs, 😂😂😂, it’s a good episode
The person talking sounds like the guys from -Dudesons in America
This is-hands down-hilariously the best thing to have ever graced my UA-cam recommendations! I am in tears watching this. Both my dog and baby l are looking at me like I’ve lost my mind. Your accent is making this even better. Thank you so much 😂
Wait a qzeq video is out on time?!
A friday upload is a friday upload
Even if it's 3 months late lmao 🤫🤫
@@qzeq you never specified a date or a year for that matter. you're good and, most important, right on time 😀
I wonder why these knockoff consoles just don't put the actual retro games games on it since they are already pirating everything instead of these rom hacks.
The don't want to steal. They are pirates not theives.
They're scared of copyrights
@@incomingincoming1133no one said they are thieves
HOLY FUCKING DAMN, QZEQ IS BACK!!
I thought he left I’ve bin watching the old videos on loop for the past week
@@Wraithwrz9300 same here for 2 months now
@@maryfeglenogo1598lol 😂
A video game console that can also function as a bluetooth speaker ??
Take my money.
I hope Xbox and Playstation make next generation consoles with this 😂😂
@@Hopemaxxing_For_My_Chair How do they not o.0
The fact it was $600 is wild for mostly plastic
Plastic and HOPE.
And unfortunately it run out of hope
Plastic, despair, and -150 fps
i mean he did get 10 of them for 300 dollars xd.
@@lahirebrz puhuhuhuhu
11:04 he had to stop himself from getting cancelled saying that word 😂
9:41
Ten year old Ben Tennison along with his cousin Gwen and his grandpa Maxim went to relax at a camp for their vacation
rough translation
sounds familiar
@paleofolkwdym
14:35 universe implodes
my man's running Windows '98 on a bootleg chinese Xbox Series X 😭
7:46
3:54 the spark coming from the outlet made jump a little
✨ quality ✨
@@qzeq be carefull okay you dont want your house to burn down
Bro at 16:35 started saying super sayan like an Italian😭
19:04 I didn't expected to see "K-ON!" mod in this video tbh. This is just a summary of the first two episodes, badly translated to Mario 64. The guy who made this didn't even replaced Mario's model with a model based on Yui Hirasawa's character. He just pasted a low poly JPG of her in a VERY poor way.
how offended are you in this situation
Cool
i did not expect this channel to appear in a qzeq video
yapping about mid
@@SpeedySonic3000 k-on is peak what you on about
14:03 can’t find this rom hack on YT, pretty funny lol
Where did they even find half of these hacks? 18:45 "Super Die in a Fire 64" like who the hell even came up with this shit?
At this point, it's a meme box.
5W burst of surging energy is all I needed to hear...
8:30 gave me an instant flashback to 2016 me watching JonTron videos
16:15 I mean, Goku and Piccolo did race cars in DBZ so...
Can't tell if comedy gold or horror s***, but amazing none the less. Kinda expected to see "fireworks" at the end, but can't complain, this episode already cost enough 💩
I totally should've stuck something inside of these
Bro this is the most funny scam console ever hahaha
5:49 bro , qzeq….RELAX😭😭😭
13:00 my reaction to this information ahh face
this is terrifying
7:24 Grand Dad?! Flintstones?!!
12:40 It's an hack of the "Chuck Rock" game, with just Scrat as hero. This video is mesmerizing ! Thank you for suffer for our amusement, proud soldier !
8:09 This translates to "Jesus: Horrifying Bio Monster" 😂
No way bro
What's the actual name of this game?
@@JustBanCars Dude isn't joking. I couldn't have told you exact translation of title since I don't speak Japanese, but I do know a lot of Japanese retro games - without the translation there, I remembered it being something about like, mutants or zombies. Something up that alley.
You can find wiki article if you just google "Jesus Famicom" - the game title is "Jesus: Kyōfu no Bio Monster," which wikipedia has translated as "Jesus: Terror of Bio Monster."
@@JustBanCarsLord knows what is it....
@@JustBanCars it's the actual name of the game "Jesus: Kyoufu no Bio Monsters" only released for the Japanese Famicom
15:51
they had enough cars for everyone. everyone important*(TFS reference)
20:53 holy shit that Iron maiden shirt is sick
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time, I genuinely cried laughing at this, you’ve earned a new subscriber, and you deserve many more my friend, have a wonderful day thanks for the laughs!!!🤟🤝
9:11 i thought i got a message for a second
12:23 the text says "That's all"
13:23 He is real said just "Scary", when he fall in to the void 💀
12:03 the fact that the gta 5 is basically mad max game before mad max 2015 game xD
7:25 isn't that just the 7 GRAND DAD sprite
7:44 ah yes, Windows 98 on the NES
17:43 become corrupted lol
Yay new qzeq video!!! Love yo videos bruh😂❤
11:05 this made me cracked 🤣🤣🤣
The video that just keeps on giving.
This really cheered me up.
8:51 "yes i need to find my samurai" ahh
It was both surprising and exactly what I was expecting at the same time. Well done, China. Well done.
19:43 since when K-on become a Mario game?😂😂😂
Since decapitated, armless Mario became "Among Us"?
A video that makes laugh in less than a minute? Sure I will hit the sub button! Right away!
7:26 GRAND DAD?!
Hello, my name is Garfield. Please open the fridge. I want your lasagne.
The term "fake" implies that you actually expected to buy a genuine Xbox from someone claiming it was a genuine Xbox. So these are scams only if they don't do what they advertise. But nobody who has a functioning brain will think these are genuine Xbox units.
BTW, Chinese copyright laws are very ambiguous and allow them to do make this sort of products with no or very little penalties.
come on steven we must get rhe vodka10:21
WTH 😂😂😂😂😂 6:11
8:35 I'm pretty sure the Pokémon slots casino game is lifted straight from one of the original Pokémon Gameboy games.
0:25 Now that's a convincing name🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro you need to archive those ROMs asap, we the community need this
7:32 GRANDAD!!!!!
FLEENSTOHNES?!
@jbeamer11tv AWW...GRANDDAD... GRANDDAD?!
The lightning round was so good! Loved this vid 🔥
11:15 thats NOS baby!!!
9:22 average day at russia-finnish border
10:54 is the Thailand joke that we will call Dominic the vin diesel
12:33 That was the Game Chuck Rock off the Sega Mega Drive, The character you played as was a cave man
"No/Off" button had me bent😂
10:13 This is halt Minion, half Ralph Wiggum.
Its like playing a libary of games from some one who was just getting into modding games and this was where he started XD Headless Mario 64 is a classic
I was like "why the hell would a European have a baseball bat?" before checking your profile and realizing "oh... he's from Finland... nevermind, that tracks". 🤣
Plenty of Europeans have baseball bats, they’re decent weapons
At least top of it is really glowing. And original have just green piece of plastic inside the grill 😂
13:53 Super Gay 64.exe
10:49 that menu song goes HARD
9:50 Ben 10novich
Can't have mario being italian in glorious china. Just make him the headless plumber.
YOOO, LET'S GO‼️‼️Qzeq's 100th video! Congrats, my little penguin vtuber‼️
This was too funny XD, it made my day better :P
new video idea, buy a screen, buy a ring, buy a pen, and then buy a crown.
Thats my bling always drama when I ring
Just discovered this guy so funny love the content keep it up 👍
10:08 it's not minions 2, it's despicable me 2.
I didn’t know how common these sort of systems are just shoving a sort of front end with a ton of pirated stuff, on a small motherboard or raspberry pi
the fact that someone can make a meme console exist and it’s actually worth buying is hilarious! 😂
8:19 pocket monster was what pokemon came from
10:01 Note, this was Despicable Me 2, not Minions 2 / Minions: The Rise of Gru
7:55 the screen doesn't have enough space for the text Windows Update. Yes, updates all through ie
Qzeq on fire he always uploads Bangers!
4:46 why does it says netflix
damn since when was qzeq this famous
350k subs congrats
12:20 that surely has to mean something with "Before Christ", why the E though, that's another tale for another time
BCE means Before Common Era. Until not long ago I believed it meant Before Christ Existed. 😂
Finally I been waiting for qzeq new videos ✨✨✨✨
Yo qzeq, call me anything but that anime 64 hack is about high school girls joining a guitar club together and becoming friends. Have a good day, thanks for upload.
I assume they don't fight the big lizard in the anime? 😄
The song was good though
@@qzeq yeah, it was an innocent anime about song and day to day life of a high school girls.
Ok you are the funniest guy on UA-cam i swear!😂
11:10 messi?
ICE AGE MENTIONED RAHHH
its an amazing video.❤
16:16 Yes, there literally is. Goku and Piccolo go driving and Piccolo wears a backwards baseball cap as if to confirm all the theories that Green is the new Black as far as Namekians are concerned
Oh I missed this so much! Definitely needed a good laugh. Welcome back! ✌
You made my shitty friday into the best friday i wish i had money so i can pay you with a membership Qzeq you are best and a very funny youtuber.
Glad to help 👍
Don't worry about the memberships, just watching these is enough 😄
Honestly it's great to see you back I love watching your content man keep up the great work 👍@@qzeq
Was literally just thinking about how you haven't uploaded in a while and came home to find this in my notifications. I feel like a sorcerer that can summon anything.
16:54 DAMNIT 🦖
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6:11 killed me so hard. 😂😂😂😂
4:13 damn Biggie hits hard on that 600$ funny fake xbox console 🔥🔥🔥
Those first 10 seconds got you my sub so fast 😂😂😂
11:39 I got 6th place,
They Weren't even six cars on the race? 🤔