The FORBIDDEN itch.io games... (Bad itch.io Games)

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @qzeq
    @qzeq  Рік тому +246

    Hello guys 👋😎Have you joined the discord yet? 🥺👉👈
    (also some clips are from a video i removed a few weeks ago oops)

  • @gamertrotzki
    @gamertrotzki Рік тому +602

    These games aren't forbidden because they are bad, but because they are just such great masterpieces that they will utterly implode the game industry if released to the masses.

    • @Kiarash_houshmand
      @Kiarash_houshmand Рік тому +78

      Like imagine how many AAA game developing companies go bankrupt after the release of my summer car experimental

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  Рік тому +123

      @@Kiarash_houshmand todd howard is literally crying right now

    • @VoidRA1Nplays
      @VoidRA1Nplays Рік тому +22

      @@qzeq no bethesda game is complte without bugs and glitches

    • @halfbakedproductions7887
      @halfbakedproductions7887 Рік тому +14

      I've got a mate at Rockstar North. He said Take2 management are having crisis talks starting 8am tomorrow about whether or not GTA VI is commercially viable after they saw this video and realised they couldn't possibly compete.
      IT MIGHT GET CANCELLED GUYS

    • @avyyhl
      @avyyhl Рік тому

      ​@@halfbakedproductions7887GTA VI ain't got nun on this one 💥💥💥🔥🔥🤑🤑🗣️💯🤑🤑

  • @K4rmy
    @K4rmy Рік тому +190

    I feel like most of reasons why game's weren't working was that qzeq was trying to run them from a zip archive without unpackng

    • @mackplays9633
      @mackplays9633 Рік тому +6

      Ye

    • @RealMakarov
      @RealMakarov 11 місяців тому +3

      tbh most of us troed to run stuff like that

    • @K4rmy
      @K4rmy 11 місяців тому +8

      @@RealMakarov I don't know what else to say except that you were doing it wrong from the beginning

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain Рік тому +82

    People use the term "toxic" to describe some fanbases, but yours is the only one which actually uses virus to destroy their idol's PC for the sake of content lol

  • @gaha-eu5wd
    @gaha-eu5wd Рік тому +67

    Who does not love when qzeq goes back to old games and plays them again

  • @F1exe
    @F1exe Рік тому +14

    The game at 5:30 was a modded version of Baldi's bacis

  • @K4rmy
    @K4rmy Рік тому +64

    2:20 "Witaj przybyszu" 🇵🇱‼️

  • @kocham_kisiel
    @kocham_kisiel 11 місяців тому +42

    2:14
    Witaj przybyszu - Welcome, newcomer
    It is polish

  • @JOSHIE_BOI13
    @JOSHIE_BOI13 Рік тому +60

    Qzeq cant go a single itch io video without messing up his pc

  • @rakefireimpala
    @rakefireimpala Рік тому +25

    10:48 the graphical fidelity truly warrants the 1gb file size

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  Рік тому +16

      1995 gif looking ahh

  • @humildao5450
    @humildao5450 10 місяців тому +6

    15:35 This game was based on the animation "Breaking Bad: The Game" from the Xploshi channel

  • @AllisonRodriguez066
    @AllisonRodriguez066 Рік тому +19

    As a puertorrican, i crack at the way you pronounce spanish words💀💀
    1:11 you pronounced most of it pretty good ngl, impressive 😉

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 11 місяців тому +7

    2:20 as a polish person, the way your pronouced it gave me physical pain

  • @hopegolightly5an5
    @hopegolightly5an5 Рік тому +14

    Oh Jesus I saw a polish sentence in your video (Witaj Przybyszu). I absolutely love how you read it. If you wanted to know it's our polish "Hello comrade".

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  Рік тому +6

      Thank you Przybyszu

    • @dawidb5429
      @dawidb5429 5 місяців тому +2

      "Przybysz" is more like a "Newcomer" or tourist-like words

  • @taqde-es
    @taqde-es 11 місяців тому +7

    12:05 tf gandhi doing here mate

  • @Cruise101-om5co
    @Cruise101-om5co 6 місяців тому +3

    3:24 nice wallpaper you have

  • @WiktorGaming595
    @WiktorGaming595 Рік тому +5

    5:59 Jumpscared XD

  • @jessicafoster9145
    @jessicafoster9145 Рік тому +6

    12:18 my epileptic ass having seizure

  • @aryanbst
    @aryanbst Рік тому +6

    5:14 this game is a mod for baldi basics
    And i made a mod too i wish you play it in the next video!

  • @subnerf2
    @subnerf2 11 місяців тому +5

    We got him 6:49

  • @MichaelSpann-jp2ue
    @MichaelSpann-jp2ue Рік тому +71

    I must say, I felt nothing but pure enjoyment when I saw that qzeq uploaded another itch io trashpile video.
    Sunday is for once, a good day.

  • @InsanityPrevails
    @InsanityPrevails Рік тому +3

    16:35 "TODAY'S SCRUB OF THE DAY GOES TO..." :D

  • @FutureWorldX
    @FutureWorldX Рік тому +5

    yess, more qzeq to watch. More Tiktok games and extra shenanigans.

  • @wh0sc4nd1ce
    @wh0sc4nd1ce Рік тому +4

    the most important thing I will do in my life is appear in a qzeq video at 4:37 for 5 seconds

  • @istiaqueboominnn
    @istiaqueboominnn Рік тому +8

    ✨Nothing is more fresh than a new qzep vid ✨

  • @dysiuncia87
    @dysiuncia87 Рік тому +1

    2:20 witaj Przybysz means welcome adventurer

  • @MyMcpeterson
    @MyMcpeterson Рік тому +2

    So a new Petersans moment, hell yeah, a hood classic

  • @win7best
    @win7best Рік тому +3

    14:31 it doesn't work because the dns is broken. That's what the error in the consol means

  • @bogdankrasylnykov9963
    @bogdankrasylnykov9963 4 місяці тому +1

    15:21 that was brilliant!

  • @toshineon
    @toshineon Рік тому +6

    I don't know if that puking emoji next to "Stockholm, Sweden" offends me as a stockholmer or is really funny because I agree lol.

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  Рік тому +7

      to be fair i think any city with like a million people is 🤢🤮

    • @IwanJames
      @IwanJames Рік тому

      ​@@qzeq sub-250k city gang who up

  • @edwardbloxy
    @edwardbloxy Рік тому +6

    i fuckin love when qzeq cluelessly plays a game(?) that can only cater to that barney/goanimate niche

  • @BooksandBuns
    @BooksandBuns Рік тому +3

    I can't believe he pronounced witaj like a native Pole, & then fucking turned przybyszu into a keysmash 🤣

  • @kmzoilus2486
    @kmzoilus2486 8 місяців тому

    I love qzed's full body avatar with his big timberland boots and how his head splits when he talks... like Canadians in south park cartoon! 😁

  • @JanxZ
    @JanxZ Рік тому +2

    2:21 me, as a polish person, loading my rifle

  • @nadtheclown
    @nadtheclown 7 місяців тому

    you made my week so much better. The accent, the humor, the games.. 11/10
    (has 11130 hours in this game)

  • @trippy3079
    @trippy3079 Рік тому +7

    Glad he is getting more subs and views lately content has been banging as always ❤

  • @ecandymiau8885
    @ecandymiau8885 Рік тому +4

    HELL YEAH! This is better than any comedy show 🍿

  • @KitKatREL
    @KitKatREL 8 місяців тому

    2:20 I love when Qzeq is trying to read Polish 😂

  • @androkr
    @androkr 10 місяців тому +4

    19:06 *_-nfs underground 2-_* moment ._.

  • @thegreatpapyrus9744
    @thegreatpapyrus9744 Рік тому +2

    " Witaj przybyszu "
    Means " Wlecome newcomer " in Polish

  • @richardant3914
    @richardant3914 Рік тому +2

    Great video as always qzeq.
    But last few minutes are reuse clip from old vids but im not complaining lmao.

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  Рік тому +2

      Yeah I had to delete an older episode so I put the best bits back on UA-cam

    • @richardant3914
      @richardant3914 11 місяців тому +1

      @@qzeqIt's okay

  • @ziomeczek69
    @ziomeczek69 Рік тому +6

    12:46 każy polak zrozumie mema

  • @TheoBoehT
    @TheoBoehT Рік тому +4

    When qzeq uploads you know its gonna be a banger

  • @nito8066
    @nito8066 Рік тому +1

    2:20 the poland man saves the day once again it says sir youre quite welcome in this finnest area of land

  • @felipeferreira00
    @felipeferreira00 8 місяців тому

    Qzeq not playing the og My Summer Car is such a missed opportunity

  • @NOEL86PL
    @NOEL86PL Рік тому +2

    The Polish meme kills me 😂😂😂

  • @VvvvAaaa-h2m
    @VvvvAaaa-h2m Рік тому +4

    You know its an good day when qzeq sacrifices hes pc

  • @alilmaddie
    @alilmaddie 5 місяців тому +4

    holy shit i was the one who made the spongebob weed game at 4:13, and bro was right, it does fucking suck

  • @SebastianJaszkowski
    @SebastianJaszkowski Рік тому +10

    Ah yes, finally some brilliant polish game

  • @squarie4225
    @squarie4225 Рік тому

    2:20 the way you read that sentence had me rolling on the floor

  • @G4m3sy
    @G4m3sy 8 днів тому +1

    2:20 thats not how you say that lol

  • @Pomidoorro
    @Pomidoorro Рік тому +1

    2:20 the dog says witaj przybyszu in polish its hello newcomer

  • @herbertsmutek5395
    @herbertsmutek5395 Рік тому +2

    Why does qzek allways have the most fire wallpapers to every exist?

  • @FurasCebulowy
    @FurasCebulowy Рік тому +1

    2:19
    This pissed me off.

  • @Bred.5tuffr
    @Bred.5tuffr 11 місяців тому

    I loved that wacky Basdy's Basics re-skin

  • @notfunnyman20
    @notfunnyman20 Рік тому

    Couldn’t stop replaying at 1:09 when qzeq was speaking spanish

  • @Loona_qq
    @Loona_qq Рік тому +3

    Hi, I am the developer of the "Shrek Attack" I have forgotten about this shit XD do you want more games?

  • @shelf_manager
    @shelf_manager Рік тому +1

    "witaj przybyszu" means "welcome traveler"

  • @exakinole
    @exakinole Рік тому +3

    2:20 its in Polish and luckly i know Polish and it says "hello traveler"
    Edit - 12:42 the bug or something is saying "without idea fu** off"

  • @rage_bot_mc
    @rage_bot_mc Рік тому +2

    The one game with "Witaj przybyszu " is from Poland (im from Poland)

  • @SKY-cd4eb
    @SKY-cd4eb Рік тому +2

    You know its a good day when qzeq uploads

  • @1ShepardCZ
    @1ShepardCZ Рік тому +1

    The KING IS BACK!!!
    EDIT: HOLD UP! 14:30 - videos from another video of yours...

    • @qzeq
      @qzeq  Рік тому +2

      The last part of the video is clips from an older video i had to delete

    • @1ShepardCZ
      @1ShepardCZ Рік тому

      @@qzeq So that's why I cannot find it! Why did you must delete?

  • @Pi-Sti
    @Pi-Sti 3 місяці тому +1

    2:20
    Witaj Przybyszu - Hello Wanderer

  • @mcknight-e5c
    @mcknight-e5c Місяць тому +1

    6:52 smash

  • @PRPS730
    @PRPS730 Рік тому +7

    Your vids always make my day qzeq! Keep it up!!!

  • @FatRatman8995
    @FatRatman8995 Рік тому +3

    Nice video Qezq

  • @vrufonufon
    @vrufonufon Рік тому +5

    No 9/11 flight simulator😭

    • @Chair2755
      @Chair2755 7 місяців тому

      📵 9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣

    • @funtimeshaanydude
      @funtimeshaanydude Місяць тому

      ​@@Chair2755, hi chair! I'm table

  • @NickyGotBoredYT
    @NickyGotBoredYT 6 місяців тому +2

    Go CJ Go CJ Go CJ it's your birthday 0:17

  • @ahmvweers
    @ahmvweers Рік тому +2

    My wife is Finnish and my son half Finnish half Dutch and your accent reminds of every family trip to Finland :p

  • @faislooYT
    @faislooYT Рік тому +1

    Eat your vitamin, say your prayers , RIDE THE STORM , BROTHER

  • @someonegoated
    @someonegoated 11 місяців тому +1

    Bro rlly said "welcome adventurer" in polish (witaj przybyszu)

  • @Asarchi
    @Asarchi Рік тому +1

    2:19 welcome traveler
    translated from polish -> english

  • @alanbogucki8721
    @alanbogucki8721 Рік тому +1

    2:20 thats polish for welcome traveler

  • @biga8601
    @biga8601 Рік тому +3

    16:50 that literally just says mud shit💀

  • @maticpodobnik
    @maticpodobnik 4 місяці тому +1

    RIDERS ON THE STORM 🔥🔥🔥 INTO THIS HOUSE WE'RE BORN 🔥🔥🔥

  • @icecoIdgamez
    @icecoIdgamez Рік тому +3

    my laptop would physically melt if I played these

  • @ThirdStreetSaints1
    @ThirdStreetSaints1 Рік тому

    Ngl qzeq needs to do a full playthrough of My Summer Car

  • @DecSpecs
    @DecSpecs День тому

    When I see games like this I often wonder what the AVGN would think of it

  • @personname-fw9jq
    @personname-fw9jq Рік тому +1

    i got no idea if this showed in the video cus im too lazy to watch but play into the memegon aka the best souls game on earth fr

  • @cyrage2042
    @cyrage2042 Рік тому

    love these videos. keep rewatching them.

  • @catindaufo
    @catindaufo Рік тому +2

    Two legends uploaded at the same time yahiamice n qzeq

  • @julksz5211
    @julksz5211 Рік тому

    2:19 witaj przybyszu - hello traveller

  • @bukwiarz1
    @bukwiarz1 4 місяці тому

    2:19 It's in polish! It says "Hello, newcomer!"

  • @Youssefjouini-qc3oc
    @Youssefjouini-qc3oc 5 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂 this is error kinitopet

  • @FuryChanxD
    @FuryChanxD Рік тому +2

    This is another certified hood classic

  • @hawkeyenextgen7117
    @hawkeyenextgen7117 5 місяців тому

    I’m pretty sure the Breaking Bad game was inspired by Xploshi’s parody of the same series.

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid 2 місяці тому

    Dear God, they got you to play one of those stupid GoAnimate Barney OS Error games!

  • @vraddictt
    @vraddictt 27 днів тому +1

    Well, the cat is bread

  • @bas919
    @bas919 Рік тому

    New qzeq video = happiness

  • @TaMac-r12T
    @TaMac-r12T Рік тому +1

    My computer in a nutshell:

  • @StrifeZGaming
    @StrifeZGaming Рік тому

    QZEQ sometimes I feel my pc gets second hand viruses just from watching your videos….but I can’t stop.

  • @accel1231
    @accel1231 Рік тому

    His pc: Why am I still here, just to suffer

  • @budimanhakim1187
    @budimanhakim1187 Рік тому

    4:40 Qzeq with Timberland Boot

  • @Wilden2
    @Wilden2 Рік тому

    I love it when your new upload notification pops up

  • @rodneywiggs
    @rodneywiggs Рік тому

    This mad lad must be running a virtual machine to contain all this spice lol

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 Рік тому

    "It crashed my winrar"
    Oh that's cursed

  • @NiffyPro-yf2dz
    @NiffyPro-yf2dz Рік тому +1

    FINALLY A QZEQ VIDEO🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Scripulous69420
    @Scripulous69420 Рік тому +3

    Ive never clicked a video faster in my life

  • @bethnorkus2464
    @bethnorkus2464 Рік тому

    The British ascent never gets old

  • @dantematias7662
    @dantematias7662 Місяць тому

    12:48 supercell intro but, made with unity be like: