Thankyou for flying RyanAir. (Ending Announcement)

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  • Опубліковано 2 лис 2024
  • Thank You For Flying Ryanair.
    Thankyou For Flying Ryanair.
    Ryanair New On Time Jingle
    ryanair ending announcement
    ryanair land announcement
    Thankyou for flying ryanair
    last year over 90% of our flights arrived ontime
    we hope you enjoyed yours
    and we look forward to welcoming you onboard again soon
    ryanair
    low fares made simple
    ending announcement ryanair
    land ryanair
    ryanair butter
    ryanair best landing
    ryanair smoothest landing
    ryanair illegal landing
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  • @LolzLiamz
    @LolzLiamz 2 роки тому +478

    It legit sounds like an achievement saying that you just survived

  • @harryscvgspottingofficial
    @harryscvgspottingofficial 2 роки тому +130

    Thank you for flying Ryanair!
    “We do not care, we do not flare. So choose Ryanair”

  • @Aiesh_Lyrics
    @Aiesh_Lyrics 2 роки тому +126

    Thank you for flying Ryanair. Last year, over 90% of passengers survived. We hope you survived and we look forward to have your soul soon. Ryanair. Survive. Made Simple.

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +4

      LOOL

    • @dann6y
      @dann6y 2 роки тому +3

      LOL THIS GETS ME EVERY TIME

    • @Richharden1XDR778
      @Richharden1XDR778 2 роки тому +4

      Thank u for flying ryanair last year over 90% of our flight arrived on time we hope you enjoyed yours and we look forward to welcoming you on board again soon Ryanair low fares made simple

    • @toppy4123
      @toppy4123 Рік тому +1

      *So... what happened to the remaining 10% of the flight?*

    • @We_are_veneno3
      @We_are_veneno3 Рік тому

      @@toppy4123🛩️💥

  • @teho1536
    @teho1536 2 роки тому +67

    Thank you for flying ryanair. Last year, over 90% of our flights arrived

    • @chrisxuan4641
      @chrisxuan4641 2 роки тому +4

      the other 10% crashed XD

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +10

      ryanair doesnt land, it arrives

    • @chrisxuan4641
      @chrisxuan4641 2 роки тому +2

      @@X2Khalid lmao 🤣 so true tho

    • @studs31
      @studs31 Рік тому +1

      we hope you enjoyed yours and we look forward to having you onboard again soon

    • @makssachs8914
      @makssachs8914 Рік тому +1

      @@X2Khalid*survives

  • @5stargamer132
    @5stargamer132 2 роки тому +48

    Ryanair: Low fares
    Also ryanair: *Secret fees and hardest landings*

  • @chad2293
    @chad2293 Рік тому +27

    Thank you for flying Ryanair. Last year, over 90% of our flights arrived in heaven.

  • @Davvvidd
    @Davvvidd 2 роки тому +73

    Ryanair: Low fair, made simple
    Alternate: Ryanair: hard landings, probably delayed

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +7

      Complete crap about their flights being * 90% on time*

    • @WAKEONERBLX
      @WAKEONERBLX 2 роки тому +1

      @@X2Khalid 90% delayed

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +2

      @@WAKEONERBLX 90% terrible landings

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +3

      100%*

    • @nassaufavoriter242
      @nassaufavoriter242 2 роки тому +1

      @@X2Khalid sounds like the other 10% died on the way 🥴😒

  • @Gamermaxio
    @Gamermaxio 2 роки тому +32

    Thank you for flying ryanair. Last year, over 90 percent of people broke their spines, we look forward to seeing yours.
    Ryanair. Low Fares: Spine isn't simple

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +2

      LOOOOL BEST ONE YET

  • @HoangHarry-k5v
    @HoangHarry-k5v 7 місяців тому +3

    thank you for flying over 90% of people had the chance of crashing. We hope you enjoy yours and hope we can see you soon….

  • @TheArkamedBat
    @TheArkamedBat Рік тому +4

    Thank you for surviving Ryanair. Last year, over 90% of our flights survived on time. We hope you survived yours, and we look forward to welcome you onboard again soon. Ryanair: low fares, made dangerous.

  • @Zeta_9mole_rats
    @Zeta_9mole_rats Рік тому +10

    Thank you for surviving ryan air please don’t sue us because last year over 90% of the people who sued us’s families disappeared

  • @banana_man_101
    @banana_man_101 2 роки тому +7

    "Attention ladies and gentlemen, we have landed at Dublin Airport" *ryanair victory theme*

  • @wobblsobble
    @wobblsobble 5 місяців тому +1

    Last year, 90% of our flights arrived at their destination with no one dying.

  • @airforces18
    @airforces18 2 роки тому +5

    "Ladies and gentleman, pay no attention to the fact that we are landing in people's backyards and that you will get NO REFUNDS and we are not responsible if you get injured. Thanks for flying Ryanair."

  • @grzegorzszczurek6862
    @grzegorzszczurek6862 8 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for flying Ryanair
    Your landings is more harder than nuclear bomb explode

  • @glamrockfreddyinanutshell3885
    @glamrockfreddyinanutshell3885 2 роки тому +4

    CONGRATS!!! YOU SURVIVED!

  • @CrackaPackify
    @CrackaPackify 4 місяці тому +3

    The GPWS absolutely shitting itself in the cockpit just before this announcement

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @RmsTitanic59
    @RmsTitanic59 Рік тому +3

    Thank you for flying ryanair over 90% of our passengers spines have been broken

  • @ninethetwotailedfox
    @ninethetwotailedfox Рік тому +2

    Thank you for flying RyanAir! Last year over 90% of our flights *arrived* ontime. The other 10 percent... *_We don't talk about that!_*

  • @Roblo_therealguy
    @Roblo_therealguy Рік тому +3

    90% of our passengers died

  • @SAND-AND-6000
    @SAND-AND-6000 Рік тому +2

    last year 90% of our flights arrived on time... dont ask what happened to the other 10%

  • @uenoe233tatrkbussid
    @uenoe233tatrkbussid 2 роки тому +9

    ryanair expectation: arrival ontime
    ryanair reality: arrival very late to a FrEaKiN' LaNdInG.

  • @Squint-SFM
    @Squint-SFM Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying ryanair. Last year, over 90% of our flights didn't arrive.
    We hope to see your's missing too!
    Ryanair, Low fares, wasn't simple.

  • @senyumkotak815
    @senyumkotak815 Рік тому +2

    90% in time
    Meanwhile the 10% : ....

  • @bartas.__
    @bartas.__ 2 роки тому +5

    At first i thought it’s “nineTEEN” of our flights an I was like “And you’re proud of it”? Lmao

  • @vedatsang6040
    @vedatsang6040 Рік тому +3

    Thank you for flying ryanair over 90% of our passengers broke their spine

  • @S0ULXZ
    @S0ULXZ Рік тому +4

    thank you for flying ryanair. last year, 90% of our flights totally f*cked up their landing gear on landing.we hope to see you break your spine again next time. ryanair: secret fees, hospital stressers.

  • @Flyerman777
    @Flyerman777 Місяць тому +1

    Everytime I hear this I go “thank god”

  • @Mr.Cheese967
    @Mr.Cheese967 Рік тому +3

    Thank you for flying Ryanair last year 90% of our passengers broke their spines

  • @felixjoselucas9769
    @felixjoselucas9769 Рік тому +1

    Ryanair, low fares, no fear

  • @ial6658
    @ial6658 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you for flying with Ryanair. Last year, over 90% of our flights got delayed, and were looking forward to delaying your flight again soon.

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +1

      Alternative announcement 😂

  • @Crazy_guy741
    @Crazy_guy741 Рік тому +2

    Last year over 90% of our flights disappeared in the ground during landing

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  Рік тому

      🤣

    • @harmonysugarmaple
      @harmonysugarmaple Рік тому

      I was in one of them. :(

    • @Sxxxx_40
      @Sxxxx_40 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@HOW ARE YOU ALIVE DAMN harmonysugarmaple

    • @Sxxxx_40
      @Sxxxx_40 9 місяців тому +1

      I THINK RYANAIR GAVE YOU ANOTHER LIFE

  • @ActuallyYes
    @ActuallyYes 2 роки тому +3

    I like how they really hit the Irish accent hard. Like Thank you: TAnK kYU for flying Ryanair, Last year ninetyh percent of our fligHt were made on time. We hopeh.. you enjoy yours.

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +1

      yeahh in a way

    • @malli122
      @malli122 2 роки тому +1

      Well Ryanair is Irish

    • @ActuallyYes
      @ActuallyYes 2 роки тому

      @@malli122 ikr. Imagine ScotAir. Hello welcome al on thi’ Sco’tair flHght to LhonDhon.

    • @malli122
      @malli122 2 роки тому

      @@ActuallyYes that would be funny haha

  • @naty-b5746
    @naty-b5746 2 роки тому +3

    Very helpful to my life.

  • @Frustated_account
    @Frustated_account Рік тому +1

    Thank you for fly ryanair last year over 90% of our flights arrived ontime we hope you enjoyed yours and we look forwad to welcoming you onboard again soon ryanair low fares made simple.

  • @NothingToSeeHereHehehehehehehe
    @NothingToSeeHereHehehehehehehe 9 місяців тому +1

    Thank you for Flying Ryanair, Last Year 90% of our flights arrived on time, we hope you enjoyed your flight and we look forward to board you again soon, Ryanair low fares made simple.
    1

  • @gamingreversalpm4727
    @gamingreversalpm4727 Рік тому +1

    "Last year, over 90% of our flights were wether way too late, cancelled or super-landed!"

  • @Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmc

    Everyone be talking about the landings and the 90%, but the music sounds like surviving the boss battle

  • @TessyGamerDog
    @TessyGamerDog Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying Ryanair. Last year over 90% of people arrived at the hospital on time

  • @SomeRandomPerson79
    @SomeRandomPerson79 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying Ryanair. Last year, over 90% of our passengers left with a broken back. We hope you have enjoyed your flight and we look forward for flying again to break your back. Ryanair. Low Prices. Keep surviving.

  • @sharder_official
    @sharder_official 5 місяців тому +2

    looks like my vid, noice. No problemo

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  5 місяців тому +1

      i uploaded this way before you did

  • @arishnicoff2621
    @arishnicoff2621 Рік тому +1

    I am flying RyanAir two days after this comment is posted. So wish me good luck!

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  Рік тому +1

      Best of luck! todays your day

  • @masonpaulmp2
    @masonpaulmp2 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying with Ryanair. *Last year, 90% of passengers survived their flight without any injuries and 10% of passengers died or was seriously injured.*

  • @fiji_cat.
    @fiji_cat. 8 місяців тому +1

    friend: Ryanair don't have hard landings
    Me: you think so

  • @EzekielNyxRelonia
    @EzekielNyxRelonia 8 місяців тому +1

    I love the music keep it up ❤❤❤ the music in the ending ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @itmethang
    @itmethang 2 роки тому +2

    Ending announcement? More like Ending Achievement

  • @pcgaming841
    @pcgaming841 Рік тому +1

    “Thank you for flying Ryanair, last year over 90% of our flights didn’t arrive in one piece!

  • @fon-tijn
    @fon-tijn 2 роки тому +3

    i remember flying ryanair a car was driving reckless in front of us we arrive at the airport 2 pilots get out of that car me like oh fuck

  • @nicosplayground2024
    @nicosplayground2024 5 місяців тому +1

    Thank You For Flying Ryanair Last Year 34% Of Our Flights Crashed Thank You For Flying With Us We Will Be OnBoard Soon

  • @britishairways744
    @britishairways744 Рік тому +1

    Ryanair Ads: Low fares, made simple
    Reality: Low fares, breaking your neck

  • @neilrefusekid
    @neilrefusekid Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying Ryanair. Last year, over 90% of passengers had neck injuries. We hope you didn't break your neck and having your neck again soon. Ryanair. No flares, plastic landing gear.

  • @DouglasDC10.30
    @DouglasDC10.30 10 місяців тому +1

    “Thank you for flying Ryanair! Last year, over 90% of our planes were able to be repaired and flew again after they crashed. We hope you enjoyed yours, and we look forward to welcoming you onboard again soon. Ryanair: broken necks, made simple.”

  • @dipsyandren
    @dipsyandren 2 роки тому +2

    Only if 90% of the landings flared on time

  • @NinjaX2009
    @NinjaX2009 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying Ryanair last year 90% of our flights arrived on time while the 10% didn't make it.
    Ryanair
    Low fares
    Hard landings

  • @MiN-yr4ij
    @MiN-yr4ij 2 роки тому +2

    90% arrived on time. Meanwhile, the 10%: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @69randomguy420
    @69randomguy420 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying with Ryanair, last year, over 90% of our passengers broke all of Thier bones, and we hope we will see u in the hospital again soon
    Ryanair. Low flares, made simple
    (I flew with Ryanair and the landing was medium to smooth)

  • @Littleiron7
    @Littleiron7 Рік тому +1

    thank you for flying ryanair last year over 90% of our flight experinced compressor stalls

  • @matthewrawling54
    @matthewrawling54 2 роки тому +3

    stg i flew with ryanair once and it was literally like turbulence when we landed lol

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +2

      worst landings ever bro

  • @irtfan8
    @irtfan8 2 місяці тому +1

    Ryanair: hard landings, made simple

  • @randomuserrr1400
    @randomuserrr1400 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying Ryanair last year over 90% of our passengers died

  • @Progamerplayzaroblox
    @Progamerplayzaroblox Рік тому +1

    “Last year, Over 90% of our flights arrived on time while 10% meet jesus”

  • @Bombing_Nagasaki
    @Bombing_Nagasaki 5 місяців тому +1

    When i become a air canada pilot and its april 1 imma take out my phone and play this on the speakers when we just landed

  • @shanetownsend3449
    @shanetownsend3449 2 роки тому +2

    Cant forget about that 10% that was late💀

  • @acheesyguy648
    @acheesyguy648 Рік тому +1

    The other 10% are currently somewhere in the Atlantic ocean

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  Рік тому +1

      dead

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  Рік тому +1

      the landing threw them into the ocean

  • @NoItsNotMe409
    @NoItsNotMe409 Рік тому +1

    Thx for flying ryan air.Last year over 90% of our passengers ended up in the cemetry.We hope you do to.Ryan Air.Big deaths Made simple.

  • @AirMason_A300
    @AirMason_A300 2 роки тому +1

    When ur in mid flight then outro music is now on ur like Oh im in danger freaking about because ur about to deal with ryanair crash :D

  • @katarzynahnat2866
    @katarzynahnat2866 Рік тому +1

    Ryanair, low survival rates, made to have hard landings.

  • @MrCableOfficial
    @MrCableOfficial Рік тому +1

    bro their slogan sounds like its from a supermarket company's slogan

  • @Discontinued-leavemealone
    @Discontinued-leavemealone 2 роки тому +2

    we hoped you enjoyed yours? more like we hope you enjoyed *OURS*

  • @Yazdhaan-o6j
    @Yazdhaan-o6j Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying Ryanair last year 90% of our flights arived ontindividualisering and the 10% went to meet god

  • @806transport
    @806transport 2 роки тому +1

    Ryanair: last year over 90% of our flights arrived on time
    Me: what happened with the 10%🤔

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +1

      terrain terrain pull up

  • @WeazelGamingHI
    @WeazelGamingHI Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying Ryanair. Missile lock detected. Flares deployed. Upon landing you will all be charged a $1,000 survival fee.

  • @GalaxyFlyer
    @GalaxyFlyer 2 роки тому +2

    Music good though

  • @graves008
    @graves008 Рік тому +1

    90 percent of our flights were on time, the other 10 percent *didn't make it at all.*

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  Рік тому +1

      nah nah the other 10% flipped upside down upon landing

  • @LlamaSquadFN
    @LlamaSquadFN Рік тому +2

    Thank you flying Ryanair purposely made for crashing

  • @sejalaghada9158
    @sejalaghada9158 Рік тому +2

    The real version of the vid
    Link: ua-cam.com/video/ExAEDQ26HTE/v-deo.html

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  Рік тому +2

      Yes that is the real verion

  • @OmerRo
    @OmerRo 2 роки тому +5

    "Made simple" thats what they tell the pilots before before landings

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +1

      not so simple landings

  • @Mrgrey1107
    @Mrgrey1107 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying ryan air. Last year, We killed 90% of Landing gears.

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  Рік тому +1

      they never paid for landing gear they paid for a seat

    • @Mrgrey1107
      @Mrgrey1107 Рік тому

      @@X2Khalid Really?

  • @A_river_dirt_cheese
    @A_river_dirt_cheese Рік тому +1

    Hey that’s what I do!

  • @martinjohnson3914
    @martinjohnson3914 2 роки тому +4

    Even the music sounds cheap lol

  • @kriswilson3050
    @kriswilson3050 2 роки тому +1

    missed something and hope you enjoyed the soft landing (if alarmed talk to us)

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому

      their landings are never soft

    • @kriswilson3050
      @kriswilson3050 2 роки тому

      @@X2Khalid God knows how many failed their landing gear no doubt lax airport close due to covid but not they closed because rayanaor lost 12 planes lol

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому

      @@kriswilson3050 no crashes but their landing gear breaking counts as one

    • @kriswilson3050
      @kriswilson3050 2 роки тому

      @@X2Khalid passengers 2 and plane 3

  • @lup4ever806
    @lup4ever806 Рік тому +1

    YOU NEED TO MAKE A HOUR VERSION

  • @videographerguy1360
    @videographerguy1360 Рік тому +1

    best airline ever

  • @Dn6xx7d1
    @Dn6xx7d1 2 роки тому +2

    Cool

  • @PieciufGamingPlayz
    @PieciufGamingPlayz Рік тому +1

    Thank you for dying with Ryanair, Last year, over 100% of our passengers died.

  • @karimaallaoui7842
    @karimaallaoui7842 Рік тому +1

    It will be more: Thank you for flying Ryanair last year of a 100% crashed on time we hope you got injured and look forward to injure more Ryanair low fares bad landings

  • @raebakesncooksofficial
    @raebakesncooksofficial 2 роки тому

    Thank you for flying Ryanair. Last year over 90% of our passengers died from spinal and head injuries. We hope you survived. Ryanair, low fares, killing you.

  • @tomasagostinho7443
    @tomasagostinho7443 Рік тому +1

    Thank you for flying Ryanair Low fare No flare

  • @mshigaming62792
    @mshigaming62792 Рік тому +2

    *2014*
    Thank you for flying Ryanair,
    Last year, over 90% of Ryanair Flights arrived on time,
    We hope you enjoyed yours,
    Ryanair, Low Fares, Made Simple.
    *2015*
    Thank you for flying Ryanair,
    Last year over 90% of Ryanair flights arrived on time,
    We hope you enjoyed yours and we look forward to welcoming you onboard again soon,
    Ryanair, low fares, made simple!
    *People Says*
    Thank you for flying Ryanair,
    Last year, over 90% of our passengers survived on time and 10% died,
    We hope you experienced a bad landing,
    And we look forward to force you in Ryanair Planes and pay,
    Ryanair, Died Fares, Less Holiday!

  • @harmonysugarmaple
    @harmonysugarmaple Рік тому +1

    you don't wanna know what happened to the other 10%…

  • @pgre
    @pgre 2 роки тому +1

    Nobody dares to ask what happened to the other 10%

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +1

      YOUR RIGHT NOBODY HAS

  • @Thavaneshkarthikofficial
    @Thavaneshkarthikofficial 2 роки тому +1

    Ryanair Low fair made simple
    More like Ryanair hard landings giving you a heart attack

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +1

      that should be the new announcement

    • @Thavaneshkarthikofficial
      @Thavaneshkarthikofficial 2 роки тому

      @@X2Khalid yes

    • @harris4053
      @harris4053 2 роки тому +1

      Probs never been on ryanair. Idk why people hate on a budget airline that actually does provide a good service for the price. Its the safest airline going by far. No fatalities. Ever what the fuck else do you want 😂

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +1

      @@harris4053 no its a good airline i never said anything negative about it except its landings which u can even say is generally horrific

    • @harris4053
      @harris4053 2 роки тому +1

      @@X2Khalid in my experience, I've only had one bad flight out at least 30/40 and that's living in Ireland where the weather is wetter than the ocean 😂 the main reason why they do these landings is because its safer and cheaper in the long run. I just have my headphones in and chill for the landing usually

  • @lup4ever806
    @lup4ever806 Рік тому +1

    I tried Ryanair, i broke my spine, i cant move anymore, a flight attentament helped me to exit the aircraft, i went to the hospital, i payed for the flight 3 euros, i payed for the hospital 90,000 dollars to replace one, i was happy, but i gived a homeless person 10 trillion dollars,
    rip 10 trillion dollars

  • @sreeharirenjith8306
    @sreeharirenjith8306 2 роки тому +2

    So u took Ryan air to turkey and back?

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 роки тому +2

      No. Turkish airlines

  • @adamlikesplanecrazy
    @adamlikesplanecrazy Рік тому +1

    bRo CaNt TYpE

  • @cheskasimbajon6286
    @cheskasimbajon6286 Рік тому +1

    This is your captain speaking we are landing on a Boeing 737 max no refunds pay 9 tliiron pounds and euros for oxygen mask and we will make cabin almost unbearable and we are throwing metal Samsung tv at passengers

  • @BestIkeaTable
    @BestIkeaTable 2 роки тому +2

    So they can talk to ghosts?

  • @artlurg431
    @artlurg431 Рік тому +1

    I'm literally at the airport going on Ryanair flight to Gdańsk and guess what is go delayed for 40 mins god I hate Ryanair.

  • @danib4692
    @danib4692 Рік тому +2

    Audio file?

  • @TheBoysTopSecretisOrganization
    @TheBoysTopSecretisOrganization 2 місяці тому +1

    hard landing

    • @X2Khalid
      @X2Khalid  2 місяці тому

      @@TheBoysTopSecretisOrganization definitely