Congressman George Santos Dodges Reporters After Being Charged with CONSPIRACY, FRAUD & MORE

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  • Опубліковано 10 жов 2023
  • Republicans took a fake break from fake-impeaching Joe Biden to nominate Steve Scalise of Louisiana to be their next Speaker, the first U.S. state to allow sales of medical marijuana at regular pharmacies will be Georgia, Google announced that effective immediately entering a password will no longer be their default way to sign in, crazy things are happening in Florida and Michigan, Jimmy has been washing his jeans the wrong way, Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been accused of spending more than $19,000 on a lectern and cooking the books to cover it up, and we track down soon to be former Congressman George Santos (Nelson Franklin) to talk about him being indicted on charges of conspiracy, wire fraud and falsifying records.
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  • @shermanculbertson6244
    @shermanculbertson6244 8 місяців тому +1222

    It’s absolutely and completely humiliating and embarrassing that George Santos is a member of Congress.

    • @mikestephens5200
      @mikestephens5200 8 місяців тому +142

      Since his indictments, he's now qualified to run as a Republican presidential candidate.

    • @TheSouthernMensch
      @TheSouthernMensch 8 місяців тому +26

      Just him?

    • @johnnytimestamp8224
      @johnnytimestamp8224 8 місяців тому

      And they think Biden is making us look weak.
      George
      No speaker
      leading candidate 91 crimes
      300 military leaders on hold
      All GOP

    • @SayAhh
      @SayAhh 8 місяців тому

      ​@@lobola956The Squad is great and does actual work that even Biden would not do. Do you think MTG still think Jewish lasers are a thing? Why do you keep voting for antisemitic-sounding politicians? If you are anti-Antifa, then, by definition, that makes you Fa(scist). Q.E.D.

    • @godlaster3182
      @godlaster3182 8 місяців тому +99

      dont forget ppl like MTG and Lauren Boebert

  • @tubruton
    @tubruton 8 місяців тому +642

    I feel sorry for George Santos. He hasn't been under this much pressure since being down by three touchdowns in the Super Bowl.

    • @renejean2523
      @renejean2523 8 місяців тому +49

      lol Well, there was that time he was leading the US Masters coming down the stretch at Augusta one year.

    • @caspianblue4141
      @caspianblue4141 8 місяців тому +18

      😅🤣😂

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 8 місяців тому +38

      That's a good one 😂
      But to be fair. It's hard passing a volleyball for any descent yardage,..
      WITH BLOWN OUT KNEES 🤣

    • @Ari-pw6nu
      @Ari-pw6nu 8 місяців тому +8

      Hahaha 😂😂😂

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 8 місяців тому +24

      What about his heroic game-saving spike on the US Olympic volley ball team? Talk about pressure. But he rised.

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza 8 місяців тому +108

    The actor that plays Santos is so good at staying in character!

  • @hmdwgf
    @hmdwgf 8 місяців тому +246

    Scalise once called himself “David Duke without the baggage.” Oh dear God…

    • @lottasunshine1325
      @lottasunshine1325 8 місяців тому +28

      That's who they are.

    • @yellowlt6
      @yellowlt6 8 місяців тому +15

      ​@@lottasunshine1325exactly, and they are now proud of it.

    • @JohnClark-tt2bl
      @JohnClark-tt2bl 8 місяців тому +13

      That sort of thing still plays in parts of the South.

    • @sandburgmartin7947
      @sandburgmartin7947 8 місяців тому +7

      Probably has his hood and robe in vacuum & cold storage, only needs his red MAGAt cap now.

    • @roberthill799
      @roberthill799 8 місяців тому +6

      Both of those cases ARE baggage.

  • @user-fx8fw8vo6s
    @user-fx8fw8vo6s 8 місяців тому +68

    This is the best George Santos skit EVER.

  • @davidlist7507
    @davidlist7507 8 місяців тому +43

    The comedian you got playing George Santos looks exactly like him and talks like him well done the staff of Jimmy Kimmel!✌

  • @yakuza01
    @yakuza01 8 місяців тому +94

    If I were any of the reporters or cameramen chasing Santos down the hall, I would check for my wallet every time.

  • @GGoAwayy
    @GGoAwayy 8 місяців тому +95

    The thing that gets me about Santos is how he maintains his insufferable rude put upon attitude, snarking at anyone accusing him of things which he definitely did do.

    • @n40tom
      @n40tom 8 місяців тому +11

      Yeah you're right and does that remind you of anyone else

    • @us.nyc.10011
      @us.nyc.10011 8 місяців тому +4

      It's depressing and sad

    • @p.j.m.d.1948
      @p.j.m.d.1948 8 місяців тому +7

      @@n40tom…The Orange Hamburglar? The ketchup slayer? The Tangerine Toddler? 🧐🤔🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🥴🤪🤪

    • @billymadison8574
      @billymadison8574 8 місяців тому +2

      Tbh its literally how every politican behaves when being accused of something

    • @michaelmurphy6195
      @michaelmurphy6195 8 місяців тому

      Beijing Biden, is that you?

  • @ashleytaveras9035
    @ashleytaveras9035 8 місяців тому +122

    Nelson Franklin as George Santos is hilarious. Absolutely hysterical. 😂😂😂

  • @meow8384
    @meow8384 8 місяців тому +298

    How is Santos still a member of Congress?

    • @brenanream639
      @brenanream639 8 місяців тому +54

      How is Matt Gatez's still a member of Congress? Lauren Boebert?? MTG

    • @curtiseverett1671
      @curtiseverett1671 8 місяців тому +6

      because I'm moving to Mexico

    • @grumpydave7329
      @grumpydave7329 8 місяців тому +17

      He's a conservative.
      And this is the USA.
      It be like that somehow.

    • @davidwoods7408
      @davidwoods7408 8 місяців тому

      Because the politics in this country are as corrupt as any other country you care to name.

    • @GGoAwayy
      @GGoAwayy 8 місяців тому +3

      Its his raw sex appeal... the rest of the GOP just couldnt bear to see him go away.

  • @LoriAW3791
    @LoriAW3791 8 місяців тому +75

    Steve Scalise- Self-proclaimed David Duke without the baggage

    • @Starr6669
      @Starr6669 8 місяців тому

      You'd think the GOP would have better options.. 😂

  • @leonaessens4399
    @leonaessens4399 8 місяців тому +58

    He wasn't actually talking into his phone. He was just holding it to his ear pretending to answer an important call... I think he saw Lauren Boebert do that once and he must have found it inspiring.

  • @Cobbmtngirl
    @Cobbmtngirl 8 місяців тому +34

    I was expecting the pillow guy to come out of the claw game🤣

  • @teacherjansfavorites
    @teacherjansfavorites 8 місяців тому +166

    I love these monologues! Keep up the good work Jimmy!

    • @DanAU85
      @DanAU85 8 місяців тому

      @@helgahaa if they were, Jimmy wouldn't be so much better than the guest hosts.

  • @TheRealNappyG
    @TheRealNappyG 8 місяців тому +34

    The Santos bit at the end was an AMAZING piece of live multi-camera work & planned setups! That actor who plays Santos is awesome, & the writers did a great job of escalating the madness with each new scene (going through hallways, into elevators, down the stairs, into the basement, into the studio, out into the lot, onto a truck, falling out of the truck)! That was some classic old skool real-time badassery, stunts & improv included! Bravo, Team Jimmy!

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 8 місяців тому

      Not even close to the reality.of Brazilian politics.

  • @Ou8y2k2
    @Ou8y2k2 8 місяців тому +114

    I'm surprised that they didn't vote unanimously for George Santos to be speaker of the House.

  • @RictusHolloweye
    @RictusHolloweye 8 місяців тому +68

    George Santos was fleeing through the halls of Congress almost as fast as Josh Hawley on Jan 6th.

  • @n.a.lockhart
    @n.a.lockhart 8 місяців тому +56

    So good to have you back Jimmy Kimmel 👏😊

  • @CourageKarnga
    @CourageKarnga 8 місяців тому +708

    I swear, every day I'm more proud to be a Democrat! The GOP is just a sick joke at this point.

    • @grantorino7644
      @grantorino7644 8 місяців тому +4

      @CourageKarnga,You live in Portland.That doesn’t count😂

    • @electroluxia
      @electroluxia 8 місяців тому +24

      CourageKarna: you said it!

    • @electroluxia
      @electroluxia 8 місяців тому

      No one indicted/arrested in Former 1st Lady of the United States Democrat Hillary Clinton’s Campaign.
      No one indicted / arrested in Democrat President Obama's Administration.
      No one indicted in Democrat President Biden's Administration.
      Republicans' own investigation into Joe Biden and Hunter Biden cleared them both - Devon Archer CLEARS Joe & Hunter Biden Under Oath.
      18 more Republicans, of whom tried to destroy our Democracy and erase Americans' votes for President Biden, mandated to surrender by 8/25/23 in GA, like Trump, to get BOOKED, FINGERPRINTED, get his / their MUGSHOT(s) TAKEN, ARRESTED for attempting to steal the 2020 Election. Sedition

    • @Lon.BedStuyforLife
      @Lon.BedStuyforLife 8 місяців тому +22

      Democratic representatives are far from perfect. One thing we should all recognize with the Democratic Party, is that if a member of the party sullies the reputation of the party with their personal actions and transgressions, more likely than not they will be ousted from the party -- often given the option to resign with a public statement, because it is EXPECTED that representatives would leave willingly to maintain the standards of the party. The alternative is to stay on board and try to ride through the drama brought into the party. Interesting fact that members of the Republican Party most often choose to ride out through the drama and hope for a brighter day.

    • @rinzaghi2057
      @rinzaghi2057 8 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Lon.BedStuyforLife Give some examples

  • @kevdimo6459
    @kevdimo6459 8 місяців тому +349

    Please explain to us in the rest of the world, how can these crooks still be allowed to be representatives in Congress or even a Political Party? It’s like a scene out of an eighties comedy show!

    • @j.d.445
      @j.d.445 8 місяців тому +26

      I came here to ask that same question. It's jaw-dropping.

    • @dennisnickoloff1723
      @dennisnickoloff1723 8 місяців тому +20

      'Idiocracy' 2006

    • @robertbarclay228
      @robertbarclay228 8 місяців тому +37

      One party here, the GOP, is all about staying in power at all costs and not about leading or their constituents.

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 8 місяців тому

      The rest of the world? Santos is Brazilian, where they not only have a gut who was president and stole billions, then promptly got himself elected to the Senate...they liked that so much they tried jailing the next guy, only to have a judge he appointed quash the conviction and they ejected him president - look it up, this is who is president of Brazil now! With those examples, of course George Anthony Devolder Santos thinks he's done nothing wrong!

    • @jnielsen90
      @jnielsen90 8 місяців тому +19

      Because their elected by people in the majority that are similar, think like them, act like them, and most of all are elected from among those same like minded individuals supporting them

  • @JohnSmith-fg7rd
    @JohnSmith-fg7rd 8 місяців тому +136

    What gets me is how easy it is to lie your way into a high political office. Where are the safeguards to keep this from happening again .

    • @brass427
      @brass427 8 місяців тому +23

      The best method is having a voting public that has at least two neurons each.

    • @herminaedwards5242
      @herminaedwards5242 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@brass427😂😂😂😂

    • @idylldon
      @idylldon 8 місяців тому +8

      And here we always thought the movie Idiocracy was fiction.

    • @LymanPhillips
      @LymanPhillips 8 місяців тому +11

      The safeguards are an educated voting public. So we're already failed at that.

    • @seanskelhorn8221
      @seanskelhorn8221 8 місяців тому

      Ask Joe Biden. He seems to be the best at it

  • @joshualagrimas9555
    @joshualagrimas9555 8 місяців тому +52

    Dude, you should give that George Santos actor a raise, the dude is flawless, bar none. xD

  • @leok7193
    @leok7193 8 місяців тому +23

    Damn, writers came back hard. That's tough to put together that skit, memorize lines and places all in 1 day and then do it in one shot.

  • @drewlovelyhell4892
    @drewlovelyhell4892 8 місяців тому +23

    Why would reporters even bother asking George Santos questions? Do they expect an honest answer?

    • @nomdeguerre247
      @nomdeguerre247 8 місяців тому +4

      His answers in previous interviews helped to expose his web of lies. It's important to get liars on record.

  • @MartaWomack
    @MartaWomack 8 місяців тому +6

    They guy playing the part of George Santos was right on the mark! Very funny, too!

  • @brianbrewster6532
    @brianbrewster6532 8 місяців тому +174

    These George Santos skits are off the hook! I could binge watch these while the real criminal figurehead get prosecuted and jailed - as he should be.

    • @michaelcortez4534
      @michaelcortez4534 8 місяців тому +5

      Wait till snl comes back this saturday. There are alot of things snl has to catch up on including george santos and trump as well

    • @valdagadsden2956
      @valdagadsden2956 8 місяців тому +1

      I totally agree. I sincerely hope that Trump receives guilty verdicts in every case against him and on every charge. He deserves it.

    • @MarilynMonday
      @MarilynMonday 8 місяців тому +1

      No one could play George better than this guy 👏👏👏 He's perfection

  • @georgecass8529
    @georgecass8529 8 місяців тому +65

    How is this guy still in office

    • @johnsmith-cw3wo
      @johnsmith-cw3wo 8 місяців тому +1

      American Democracy... this guy still in office, Trump might run for President from Prison.... good stuff.

  • @KOGitnow
    @KOGitnow 8 місяців тому +19

    Kimmel has the best Santos impersonator of all the late shows!! 😂

  • @stratostatic
    @stratostatic 8 місяців тому +324

    George Santos, the face of the GOP, should have been made Speaker of the House.

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 8 місяців тому +22

      HE IS SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE 😂

    • @Muppetias
      @Muppetias 8 місяців тому +12

      Squeaker II of the House, the first Squeaker has already been ousted in one round, lost count on how many times (15) to get in.

    • @Scriber42076
      @Scriber42076 8 місяців тому +6

      He was. Remember

    • @melvinahenakew9369
      @melvinahenakew9369 8 місяців тому

      He claims he was Speaker till Pelosi beat him

    • @My-Pal-Hal
      @My-Pal-Hal 8 місяців тому +7

      @@helgahaa
      " Cold Fusion " ,..
      damn , that was a tough team.
      Still got the winning strike out, because I know how to throw A Volleyball in the 9th,.. hole, for a touchdown !
      And I did it with 2 blown out knees , in overtime. Both Ways UPHILL 😂

  • @wendellgee11
    @wendellgee11 8 місяців тому +11

    I remember wearing your Levi's in the shower was reccomended in the 80's! It was to shape the jeans to your body.

  • @lillyanderson3623
    @lillyanderson3623 8 місяців тому +34

    Great work from Jimmy, Guillermo, and crew! You're appreciated!!!🤗

  • @refererererer
    @refererererer 8 місяців тому +28

    Please feature TUBERVILLE'S AIRPLANE FALL. That senator who keeps mocking Biden for being unable to walk properly.

  • @siouxcarroll3694
    @siouxcarroll3694 8 місяців тому +13

    She also called a special legislative session to try to change our freedom of information act in Arkansas. The fact that she bought this podium has not been on a single newscast that I have watched locally, in Arkansas, my residence.

  • @Rico0333
    @Rico0333 8 місяців тому +9

    OMG! I love love love the George Santos skits!!!!

  • @OffBeatLondon101
    @OffBeatLondon101 8 місяців тому +16

    The George Santos actor is scarily good. From a distance it could be the real one

  • @ehla0144
    @ehla0144 8 місяців тому +54

    George Santos, Marjorie Green Taylor, our speechless Mitch... yeah! I have to give credit to the GOP to find the best clowns in the whole country. So proud of you, guys😂🎉 It seems you're getting better and better.

    • @fernandotorres5013
      @fernandotorres5013 8 місяців тому

      Bob Menendez and John Fetterman are great Democratic politicians👍👍🙌🇺🇸

  • @jimbo1028
    @jimbo1028 8 місяців тому +337

    What does it say about America when we elect George Santos as a congressman. All you can do is laugh about it's so tragic

    • @Thehardtruth69
      @Thehardtruth69 8 місяців тому +33

      Electing him is one thing, but refusing to oust him is another.

    • @charleselphinstone6714
      @charleselphinstone6714 8 місяців тому +10

      Who is WE?? LOL

    • @ray.shoesmith
      @ray.shoesmith 8 місяців тому +28

      After Trump anything is possible.

    • @MasterKoala777
      @MasterKoala777 8 місяців тому +5

      New York elected him 😄

    • @hanserikkratholmrasmussen6623
      @hanserikkratholmrasmussen6623 8 місяців тому +4

      It's sure shaking my Danish upbringing. Back in the 60ties we all looked up to America as a democracy. That's a long time ago, and now we are just having a good laugh.

  • @tylerhackner9731
    @tylerhackner9731 8 місяців тому +18

    Scamtos needs to go

  • @MattStevens9824
    @MattStevens9824 8 місяців тому +10

    I need a My Pillow Guy and George Santos Kimmel character collab so bad!

  • @bobwilkins680
    @bobwilkins680 8 місяців тому +5

    Jimmy Kimmel NEVER fails to please the audience. Always a great monologue. Thanks Jimmy!

  • @trishabriggs2101
    @trishabriggs2101 8 місяців тому +44

    I could not stop laughing
    To all at the Jimmy Kimmel show - THANK YOU! What a breath of fresh air to see those who deserve it to be completely humiliated and laughed out of town!

  • @sookie_the_fairy
    @sookie_the_fairy 8 місяців тому +29

    It takes alot to make me laugh.. But this was funny as hell! You can't run forever George! Lmao! 😂🏃

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 8 місяців тому +56

    I can't imagine a less useful job than being a reporter covering these guys, you know they will never answer a question.

  • @martin_mue
    @martin_mue 8 місяців тому +6

    That was a comprehensive tour of the Jimmy Kimmel Show backstage. Thank you Mr. Santos.

  • @tease5424
    @tease5424 8 місяців тому +8

    The "Previously" bits are hysterical.

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 8 місяців тому +66

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊😉❤️👍

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 8 місяців тому +4

      I agree!

    • @visariosorino8034
      @visariosorino8034 8 місяців тому +4

      @lillyanderson3623 Jimmy is the best, so happy he is back. 😊👋👍

    • @TroyBiggavelle
      @TroyBiggavelle 8 місяців тому +1

      Ooh same comment yesterday and today? I hear that

    • @fornitegood122jr6
      @fornitegood122jr6 8 місяців тому

      ​@@visariosorino8034nice to have you back

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 8 місяців тому

      @@TroyBiggavelle It's the truth, regardless of what day.

  • @1989NickyD
    @1989NickyD 8 місяців тому +13

    Poor kitty was enjoying a nap only to get rudely awakened 😥🤣

    • @HylianFox3
      @HylianFox3 8 місяців тому +2

      Kitty got a free toy. Pretty sweet deal.

    • @thedoneeye
      @thedoneeye 8 місяців тому +4

      @@HylianFox3 I would've been sooo happy to have won such a sweet kitty!

  • @c.j.nyssen6987
    @c.j.nyssen6987 8 місяців тому +12

    That Santos segment was Pythonesque! 😂😂😂

  • @sammyt3514
    @sammyt3514 8 місяців тому +49

    Congress needs to get their act together and expel Santos; he has zero dignity and will never be shamed into resigning, so kicking him out is the way to go!

    • @coleengoodell7523
      @coleengoodell7523 8 місяців тому +7

      No kidding. He's found the best grift in town. They will have to drag him out kicking and screaming.

    • @ggjohnson5754
      @ggjohnson5754 8 місяців тому +7

      He should be arrested on the floor

  • @37Dionysos
    @37Dionysos 8 місяців тому +20

    Scalise calls HIMSELF "David Duke without the baggage." Perfect leader for Repiglicans.

  • @medavog
    @medavog 8 місяців тому +4

    i love george santos on kimmel live

  • @cesararias2165
    @cesararias2165 8 місяців тому +23

    He is still receiving his $180k salary! Great GOP example!

    • @allanwest4236
      @allanwest4236 8 місяців тому

      Another prime example of GOP corruption.

  • @tdsoldier3198
    @tdsoldier3198 8 місяців тому +39

    Since George Santos likes Drag, I hope he gets dragged out of Congress and into a jail cell.

  • @Clayfurd
    @Clayfurd 8 місяців тому +7

    The santos bit was brilliant… more of this please.

  • @QuickProgramming
    @QuickProgramming 8 місяців тому +18

    Give that George Santos impersonator more work please. We might at least have a laugh about this insanity

  • @jimmyispromo
    @jimmyispromo 8 місяців тому +10

    Great show Jimmy

  • @BlueJazzBoyNZ
    @BlueJazzBoyNZ 8 місяців тому +16

    George Santos No 1 Flight Risk..!

  • @morningglory8841
    @morningglory8841 8 місяців тому +22

    My favorite guy, Jimmy Kimmel thank you. Lol

  • @abdikadiradan1766
    @abdikadiradan1766 8 місяців тому +5

    Amazing how very much all the audience members said "Florida" at once 😂

  • @indigowolf556
    @indigowolf556 8 місяців тому +6

    The George Santo belt was hilarious😂😂😂😂

  • @BrettGoosen
    @BrettGoosen 8 місяців тому +4

    The George Santos bit deserves an Emmy

  • @onemoredeadman
    @onemoredeadman 8 місяців тому +13

    Expected to see Mike Pillow stick his head out of Jimmy Kimbles claw machine

  • @janpowell1549
    @janpowell1549 8 місяців тому +2

    " Walking with his dog, Buttkiss", 😂. Holy hell man, I'm so happy for the return of Jimmy and crew.😂

  • @BROdysseus713
    @BROdysseus713 8 місяців тому +22

    Sarah Huckabee Sanders looks like Hank Hill in a wig.

    • @deltanyc1
      @deltanyc1 8 місяців тому +2

      I'll tell you what?

    • @kh3612
      @kh3612 8 місяців тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☮️

  • @carbine090909
    @carbine090909 8 місяців тому +8

    "a stroke of genius?"
    i know what they did there...

  • @sammoroz-ug1ce
    @sammoroz-ug1ce 8 місяців тому +10

    Santos bid never gets old he's playing the part perfectly

  • @penguinista
    @penguinista 8 місяців тому +5

    I can't believe they ignored the reporter at 6:06, "Harold, with the stroke of genius"

  • @jennifermunoz9758
    @jennifermunoz9758 8 місяців тому +5

    "Stroke" of genius?! 😂😂😂 I'm dying!

  • @poorthing
    @poorthing 8 місяців тому +5

    Out! Out with them all
    .

  • @ramonaholmes617
    @ramonaholmes617 8 місяців тому +57

    With Trump, Santos and Gaetz this must be the upside down.

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 8 місяців тому +5

      Don’t forget Lauren Boe-Boe the Clown and Marjorie Soylent Green!

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen 8 місяців тому

      The bizarro world of the GOP.

  • @IambicPentathal
    @IambicPentathal 8 місяців тому +41

    It's such a crazy story you almost forget the reporter said _"stroke of genius"_ 😂

    • @presentfuture7563
      @presentfuture7563 8 місяців тому +1

      I'm still stuck on the dog named Butkis. Or was it Bupkis?

    • @gregraj
      @gregraj 8 місяців тому +2

      I lol'd at "stroke" 😂😂😂

    • @wwetnabamafan194
      @wwetnabamafan194 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@presentfuture7563I think it was Buttkiss😅

    • @poppyrowland1385
      @poppyrowland1385 8 місяців тому

      I heard it!🤣

  • @jasonarthurs3885
    @jasonarthurs3885 8 місяців тому +3

    @10:36; the "Yes! We're OPEN" sign is just too delicious.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +6

    Ut-oh.... Santos is coming for your title, Donnie...

  • @tommykurauchi9497
    @tommykurauchi9497 8 місяців тому +3

    HILARIOUS! The Santos skit has me rolling on the floor with stitches.

  • @BennettKunert
    @BennettKunert 8 місяців тому +3

    Funny, Santos used the Ron Johnson act like your getting a phone call.

  • @annieclaire2348
    @annieclaire2348 8 місяців тому +1

    Oh, that George Santos skit was FABULOUS!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @HumanABC
    @HumanABC 8 місяців тому +5

    those videos at the beginning are like christmas to me 😍

  • @unitedwestandunitedweallmu6665
    @unitedwestandunitedweallmu6665 8 місяців тому +7

    Jimmy I’m so glad your back!

  • @Ubernewb111
    @Ubernewb111 8 місяців тому +3

    These Santos skits are amazing

  • @edwardallenthree
    @edwardallenthree 8 місяців тому +3

    THe lectern looks EXACTLY like the old one it "replaced." I bet, down to the serial number...

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 8 місяців тому +49

    Doesn't look like donnie's gonna get that gig he'd hate more than he hated being President. Aw.

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 8 місяців тому +4

      It would be pretty funny, tbh if he was speaker of the house as he would have to work if he wanted to actually do the job, lol

    • @DR.Poncho-dx4zr
      @DR.Poncho-dx4zr 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@andrewbogard2411He was supposed to do work as president as well & never did.
      If he did get the job somehow, I don't see anyone actually trying to make him do the work, especially republicans.

    • @debbiegoodine5037
      @debbiegoodine5037 8 місяців тому +2

      He doesn't qualify under republican house rules! Not that they care about rules. The speakership would be seen by him as beneath him and doesn't come with enough power.😂😂

  • @arhafrench5319
    @arhafrench5319 8 місяців тому +8

    I just KNEW Jimmy had another Santos skit for me 😂

  • @davidbryles1884
    @davidbryles1884 8 місяців тому +8

    I wonder how long it will take for scalise to be voted out. And be accused of wrong doing.

  • @rickbullock4331
    @rickbullock4331 8 місяців тому +3

    Gotta hand it to Kimmel and company,they do fantastic comedic skits.👍👍🇨🇦

  • @monumentofwonders
    @monumentofwonders 8 місяців тому +14

    I cannot believe Santos is not in jail.

    • @sharonwalberg5438
      @sharonwalberg5438 8 місяців тому

      Right. So many criminal activities. No ethics in the House anymore. Santos lied and not even qualified for a Government office!

  • @knighthawk882
    @knighthawk882 8 місяців тому +3

    They really said "stroke" of genius bruh 🤣🤣

  • @acmelka
    @acmelka 8 місяців тому +7

    Santos sketch. The writers think that Brasil is Mexico? That they speak Spanish? WTH?

    • @lenawagenfuehr53
      @lenawagenfuehr53 8 місяців тому +1

      Typical American...they also think Mexico is South America

  • @gofrenchy
    @gofrenchy 8 місяців тому +3

    Crowd: FLORIDA!!! 😂😂😂

  • @healthy2202
    @healthy2202 8 місяців тому +83

    Had the Santos thing been Trump, his supporters would be outside saying how Trump makes them feel special by using their CC numbers on things like golf, expensive toys for Malania

  • @wetbobspongepants
    @wetbobspongepants 8 місяців тому +26

    George Santos & Trump as cellmates...Santos could fund Trumps appeals. Works for me.

    • @seanskelhorn8221
      @seanskelhorn8221 8 місяців тому

      How about Biden and Saros? They'd make great cellmates. They can get bill gates to fund their appeals

  • @yurielcundangan9090
    @yurielcundangan9090 8 місяців тому +44

    Santos got no guts. It’s nice to see someone stick on their own values

  • @ohotnitza
    @ohotnitza 8 місяців тому +3

    "Stroke of genius"

  • @jr032582
    @jr032582 8 місяців тому +3

    I thought Mike Lindell would come out on that claw machine 🤣

  • @andresd6193
    @andresd6193 8 місяців тому +6

    How did Jimmy got George Santos to do that skit?😂😂😂😂

  • @viennagatewood3032
    @viennagatewood3032 8 місяців тому +1

    The Santos skit was hilarious 🤣

  • @wic9288
    @wic9288 8 місяців тому +15

    Santos is like that one kid in elementary school that always tried to fit in but liked to eat his own boogers.

  • @renwolf
    @renwolf 8 місяців тому +23

    2023 and people still think we speak Spanish in Brazil and dress like Mexicans 😂😂 Funny monologue, though!

    • @dallondurfey7225
      @dallondurfey7225 8 місяців тому +6

      Vim aqui pra dizer isso

    • @nomdeguerre247
      @nomdeguerre247 8 місяців тому

      No, "George" was disguising himself as a Mexican because the cops were after him. That's the joke.

    • @Bob1902able
      @Bob1902able 8 місяців тому

      As I said above, all further proof that Santos... é uma fraude! 🤣

    • @peterpiper7441
      @peterpiper7441 8 місяців тому

      That was part of the joke.

    • @dallondurfey7225
      @dallondurfey7225 8 місяців тому +1

      @@peterpiper7441 I don't think it was.. it's not as if George Santos doesn't understand the difference. He speaks Portuguese just like a Brazilian. His parents are from Brazil. I think it's just Americans falling to understand that anything south of America isn't just more Mexico. Which is incredibly common

  • @R2_D3
    @R2_D3 8 місяців тому +1

    6:10 ''Harrold, with a stroke of genius'' ROFL!

  • @jonaton7910
    @jonaton7910 8 місяців тому +1

    I loved the George Santos bit 😂😂

  • @HappyLife693
    @HappyLife693 8 місяців тому +6

    That was a good Georgian accent. 💨