You can't make this stuff up. We're all living in a circus with that crazy circus music playing in our heads. And the clowns are running the show! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
I'm not quitting on the Democracy I love. I'll fight for it, even if I have to use things I own at home if someone comes knocking on friends' doors that should not.
As though the nation's AG shoud be subject to LOWER ethical standards than congress? The standard is HiGHER. Release the report and do NOT confirm that deviant clown kid.
They hacked the bullet ballots for Trump, evidence is so statistically overwhelming "just do your research" need a re-count, invite Biden to the white house next year when the real voted in Harris is President.
Not only Mike Johnson’s son‘s phone, but grindr crashed repeatedly during the Republican convention in Milwaukee… I wonder if crashing the grindr website counts.
no literally the equivalent of "they are a gang of predators and pedophiles and always have been" it's right there in the name GoP and if dems did a fraction of anything they did it would be news for years their longest serving speaker denny hastert organized a pedo ring with public money in congress on Dubbya's watch
Yes trump is depressing but we’ve got to carry on. The sun will rise in the East and set in the West as always. Moral of the story, hang in there. You are not alone.
None. With the presidency, a supermajority in the Supreme Court that will only get bigger, the Senate and the house, no Republican who commits a crime to support the Trump agenda need ever again fear jail time. Keep in mind that Trump cannot be prosecuted for crimes committed while engaged in presidental duties.
We, the taxpayers, paid for that report.. We should have access to that report. If the AG wants to be respected, he should be above reproach. Otherwise, he'll forever be an untrustworthy joke.
Not cold at all. If you are going to make your eyebrows look like something, on purpose, and get called out for it....fair game. Act like a bitch, get called a bitch. Easy peezy, lemon squeezy.
"Republican & ethics in the same sentence is an oxymoron" - Not necessarily. For example, "Republicans have no ethics", and, "Republicans despise ethics", and "Republicans believe ethics are only for the weak".
60% of urban youth in Los Angeles think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Kamala voters and you’re worried about the richest man in the world and genius. Priceless. 🫃🫃🫃
This comment just goes to show how ignorant you are of democratic corruption in the past. Both parties are capable. We created checks and balances for that reason.
They should not be put in charge of anything. These people are in a cult. These people all spoke out against them when he tries to get everyone killed in the capital and now all the sudden he has unlimited powers and he's their best friend. Something sinister is going on
It is my opinion that the MSM should skip all Trump live coverage and simply cover the aftermath carnage omitting any video of him spouting his nonsense.
Why? Don't they knew what they were doing and wanted to be there. A lot of teenage girls just like being "fast". Plus, they'll all have multi-million $$ book or script deals.
@@tiwantiwaabibiman2603 they were under 18... they can not consent when underage that's the law. It doesn't matter if they like being "fast" he is the adult and he shouldn't have EVER let it happen. Let alone bragged about it on the floor of the house and showed pics/videos. That's quite literally distribution, and creation, of child p*rn which is illegal. Not to mention by having these children travel over state lines to sleep with him he participated in s*x trafficking. And NOTHING will make up the trauma these children will carry on them for the rest of their life. I guess you're just ok with exploiting and using underage girls for whatever bc hey you can just blame them for being "fast" instead of blaming THE ADULT in the situation. That's akin to saying "she asked for it bc of her clothes"
Okay, not to the original comment because my dumb arse computer is not letting me respond to individual comments but these were children, they don’t have the right to consent. They’re underage you ffen, you know what. Lmao
joe wrote the mandatory minimum sentences law that has ruined hundreds of thousands of lives… non-violent offenders who’s sentences led many judges to complain about the injustice. biden is also a well known sexual assaulter, not a rapist… more like a groper/hair sniffer. joe deserves something, but it ain’t an ice cream cone. he’s also one of the majority of u.s. senators who did much better in the stock market than the professionals… in other words he’s guilty of insider trading. i don’t understand how anyone can admire that man.
Day after when we loose our democratic election I completely lost and couldn’t watch anything on tv and your show is only one I can watch and enjoy THANK YOU VERY MUCH
@@Tuturial464 Colorado. State's rights don't mean shit to Republicans unless it's a talking point. It's a federal fucking program that's in the hands of the Trump administration. Last time Trump was in charge a million Americans died. So I'm not here for this "Calm down, nothing will change" shit.
@@Tuturial464 Won't matter too much as a lot of funds for state programs are funded by money from the federal government, usually with restrictions and qualifiers - if the fed turns off the spigot, or worse uses it to blackmail states...
@@Bigfoot-px9gjthat's true. Her motion failed because she's an idiot who can't read the room. But she and trump's little Johnson are on the same pages with keeping Gaetz's secrets.
A. Happy birthday, President Biden.🎉 B. Don choosing random people for his cabinet for his term: 🤦♀️ C. Jaguar, what the hell?! I have a LOT of questions about their logo and commercial.
Missed a chance to show the clip of MacMahon clocking someone in the ring. Great example of dealing with emotions and conflict for overwrought kids in the education sysyem...😅
This is just a preview of what's to come, the nightmare hasn't even started yet and I'm already screaming, or at least trying to scream myself awake. Only I'm not asleep, I'm wide awake staring into an abyss of uncertainty and fear for a future being ruled over by morons.
3rd cousins have the same great, great grandparents and .78% DNA. Most people today wouldn’t even know who that person is until you’re invited to the same cookout.
When a rare individual does the right thing, they get shunned, and It's hilarious how ABSOLUTELY NO TWO PEOPLE in their party ever do the right thing at the same time.
As someone watching this from another country....what the hell is going on in the US. This is insane. Truly insane.
We’re NOT ok!
Send help, please! SOS SOS SOS
You think you’re dismayed?!? You should try living here-about half the population is panic googling “What country can I move to?”
It's scary to think that this condition will get worse and spread outside of the country. It must be quarantined and cured.
You can't make this stuff up. We're all living in a circus with that crazy circus music playing in our heads. And the clowns are running the show! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Can't spell FELON without ELON
Perfect!!!
And you can't spell Mehmet without "meh."
Staggering how brainwashed you are
Hahaha
@@jingleheimershcmidt2
MAGA is a stupid cult
RFK Jr. and Doctor Oz in charge of health care in America...what could go wrong?
EVERYTHING!
u could
I hope you are getting boosters...
💀💀💀
I HATE THIS WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING
To be fair to President Biden, who among us ISN'T ready to wander off into the Amazon rainforest and take our chances?
Or happily get in a UFO. 🤷🏻♂️
he wants to go play with the spider monkeys that like to eat grapes.
The cope is real....
I'm not quitting on the Democracy I love. I'll fight for it, even if I have to use things I own at home if someone comes knocking on friends' doors that should not.
@@dmercury292 Visit Skinwalker Ranch, lots, and lots of activity there.
"Republican ethics?"...that's an oxymoron if I ever read one.
Exactly what I was thinking!!
Worse, that's a moron's oxymoron. The go low, we go, damn new low.
Emphasis on "moron" 🤣
That’s going to offend them and hurt their feelings! They’re going to be triggered over this… you know how emotional they can be.
Yes! Comment winner!! Too true!! 🙌🤣
Leakers of DC, now's the time to release the Gaetz report
Wankerleaks?
@@Bigfoot-px9gj YES
(((ANONYMOUS!))) Where the Hell are you! U R needed.
As though the nation's AG shoud be subject to LOWER ethical standards than congress? The standard is HiGHER. Release the report and do NOT confirm that deviant clown kid.
and then MTG can release all the evidence she is hiding, illegally, about serious accusations against other republicans.
I can remember a time not even that long ago when sex scandals were disqualifies, not prerequisites.
Blame the Democrats for not holding a primary.
Before Bill Clinton though aye?
@@gary3074Jesus fuck that was almost 30 years ago
@@mr.joshua6818 What difference would that have made? You do know the DNC governs that, right???
@mr.joshua6818 I don't blame the Democrats. I blame the Americans who voted for Trump knowing who and what he is. That's NOT on the Democrats.
If the report exonerated Matt Gaetz, they'd release it in a second.
If had done anything wrong, he would of been arrested already.
@@karenandrews8695
The guy who did it with him was arrested. I believe he's in prison.
@@karenandrews8695 Spoken like a true Karen... Well reasoned and thoughtful.
@@karenandrews8695
That's the baffling part. He should be arrested.
If the report exonerated Gaetz, he would not have resigned just before it was released.
Almost all the the clowns he is nominating were on daytime TV. What a circus! It is frightening
They hacked the bullet ballots for Trump, evidence is so statistically overwhelming "just do your research" need a re-count, invite Biden to the white house next year when the real voted in Harris is President.
Even more frightening is the right wing propaganda machine normalizing and even celebrating the utter ridiculousness
If you voted for the clown, expect the Circus to come
He doesn't read, so he has to pick T.V. personalities.
Remember the Roman Circus?
Mike Johnson's son's phone must have been pinging like a pinball machie when Mike looked at those photos.
Omg. I forgot about that.
Not only Mike Johnson’s son‘s phone, but grindr crashed repeatedly during the Republican convention in Milwaukee… I wonder if crashing the grindr website
counts.
I don't think he saw them. He isn't on the house ethics committee, despite corruptly attempting to influence the vote.
So much for Project 2025's ethics. Literally the equivalent of "rules for thee but not me"
no literally the equivalent of "they are a gang of predators and pedophiles and always have been" it's right there in the name GoP and if dems did a fraction of anything they did it would be news for years their longest serving speaker denny hastert organized a pedo ring with public money in congress on Dubbya's watch
The part about no convicts in the trump admin. :)
Or a "how to book" on how to destroy a whole country in 60 days or less!
No one was about project 2025. You got tricked and brainwashed.
It is fascist organisation, power is the goal
Closer and closer to idiocracy
It's already here my friend..
When we start to irrigate the crops with Elon water brought to you by Trump Jr… it has electrolytes 😂
"The Crazy Years" .... Robert Heinlein was so right...
Brawndos got what plants need!
@@davidmichaellewin its got what plants need
Isn't "sex with underage girls" also called "rape" in some states, at least, depending on the ages of the defendant and victim?
Statutory...
He's also accused of trafficking them to states where it's legal/semi-legal with the intention to have s*x with them.
Weirdly no Florida DA seemed interested in investigating further.
@@lumu76 Although the Florida Bar Association did start an investigation.
Age of consent in Florida is 18. It was statutory rape.
Happy Birthday President Biden 💙🥰🫶🏼 this is the last time we're going to have a decent president 😮💨
If you think a man that supports Ge-cide is decent then you have messed up standards.
🥲🥲🥲🥲😥
I know teachers who have only worked for just two years who'd be a better choice for DOE... we are living in a nightmare like Randy said.
Well, you met Linda’s husband? He isn’t any better. He’s about the same levels as the next 47
I've taught 16 year olds who would be more qualified.
That statement was choreographed.
@@ROOKTABULAGod help the children you teach then, probably turn out to little lady boys or he/shes
This is Trump's MO, appointing people who are the polar opposite of the departments they are assigned to.
Happy Birthday Mr President we are going to miss you
I swear Goetz is slowly morphing into the joker.
Goatz
Not much further to go, just a tiny bit (more) makeup
Damn no, the joker isn't a pedophile, he dislikes political corruption though
Gaetz is actually clayface
This is so depressing
🤣😂
It is, but not with Stephen and those of us who aren't giving up the fight for democracy.
Yes trump is depressing but we’ve got to carry on. The sun will rise in the East and set in the West as always. Moral of the story, hang in there. You are not alone.
@@LyonsM not alone. But all losers.
@@rogerc23 Hi Yuri!
All I wanna see is how many will go to prison for him,? Because they all believe he will protect them,!
They need to talk to Rudy.
None. With the presidency, a supermajority in the Supreme Court that will only get bigger, the Senate and the house, no Republican who commits a crime to support the Trump agenda need ever again fear jail time. Keep in mind that Trump cannot be prosecuted for crimes committed while engaged in presidental duties.
@@el7jakeAnd My Pillow Guy
@@el7jake And Steve Bannon
Well... Round two, time start 🤷
When will Hershel Walker be appointed Secretary of Werewolves?
Don't forget vampires
Don't give them any ideas, lol... 😉
Does he still have his sheriff badge?
Shhhhh.... that's probably next ...
He'll get HUD...
Happy 82nd Birthday, Mr. President 😎🥳🎊🎈🎉🎁
President Joe Biden. Happy Birthday!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤🎉🎉❤🎉❤. Love you.
It says a lot when the satirical ad is better than the ad it spoofs. 😂
We, the taxpayers, paid for that report.. We should have access to that report. If the AG wants to be respected, he should be above reproach. Otherwise, he'll forever be an untrustworthy joke.
They'll prefer that over having him being outed as a statutory rapist.
I watched the GE Humidifiers ad several times. It does not get old.
That “GE Humidifier” ad was the best laugh I had today!
Same 😂
Agree
I laughed so hard, I cried.
The Nike swoosh eyebrows was just...cold...and hysterical!
Not cold at all. If you are going to make your eyebrows look like something, on purpose, and get called out for it....fair game. Act like a bitch, get called a bitch. Easy peezy, lemon squeezy.
Devil eyebrows and a 5-inch forehead...cosmetic surgery gone wrong.
Republican & ethics in the same sentence is an oxymoron!!! 😡
"Republican & ethics in the same sentence is an oxymoron" - Not necessarily. For example, "Republicans have no ethics", and, "Republicans despise ethics", and "Republicans believe ethics are only for the weak".
I once asked a republikkkan what they knew of ethics, and they said they thought it was a county in England.
That seems too much like decent geography knowledge.
Oh-ho! Did you manage to keep your composure?😲😳
@@gmun2248Kids aren't getting near the education we got 30-40 years ago. It's really tragic. Better education is sorely needed.
60% of urban youth in Los Angeles think chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Kamala voters and you’re worried about the richest man in the world and genius. Priceless. 🫃🫃🫃
Badum tssss
We love you Stephen, thanks for making this tolerable.
Yes God bless him, God bless the USA. Because we’re going to need it for four years of this shit show. Lmao
As a mother of a special needs child, with two school-age children, I'm EXTREMELY NERVOUS about their plans for the DOE .
Trump already said during the campaign that he will eliminate the DOE. And he appointed someone who will do it.
They are going to demolish it
WE THE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP THIS.
WE HAVE TO
Im sorry you have to worry about that : (
That jaguar add has far too much in common with the fashion of the elite in The Hunger Games.
Well, that's our next stop, sooooo . . .
WHY, Jaguar?! That logo was ICONIC! Just make better cars.
Happy Birthday Mr President. 🎉🎂🍾Thank you for your SERVICE .LOVE TO YOU and your family ENJOY.🩷💙💙💙🩷🙏🏾🥳!
Ethics is something Republicans shouldn't be in charge of.
They've never heard of it.
@evanpatterson7098 Yes, the party of family values. The righteous right.
@yolisurich4025 the self righteous right.
This comment just goes to show how ignorant you are of democratic corruption in the past. Both parties are capable. We created checks and balances for that reason.
They should not be put in charge of anything.
These people are in a cult.
These people all spoke out against them when he tries to get everyone killed in the capital and now all the sudden he has unlimited powers and he's their best friend. Something sinister is going on
Happy birthday, President Biden🎉🎉🎉🎂 best wishes and happiness always 🙏🙏🙏
This trump thing just gets worse. Are we in America??? What the f
It ain't even called America anymore. It's more like Trumpfuckistan Oblast, Russia if you ask me...
The difference between Giuliani and Trump ? One of them has brown running down the side of his head, the other one has brown running down his leg
You spent your time writing that? What a dumbass…
I'm sure they both have brown running down their legs.😂😂
Our next Administration won't be able to be within half a mile of a school.
They'll change the laws to remove those rules, to give themselves access to schools.
If we only viewed Gaetz’s resume and ignored everything else, we would still know he is unqualified!
Hello thank you. Guess he gets the job because the bate and switch works every time now.
Happy Birthday, Jack 😎🇺🇲
Gaetz looks like the new Joker
Wait till he gets a load of his new cellmate. 😂😂
he's not even the joker he's just a joke
The felon's 2nd term hasn't even started... and I'm already exhausted!
The whole free world is,and worried as f...
It is my opinion that the MSM should skip all Trump live coverage and simply cover the aftermath carnage omitting any video of him spouting his nonsense.
8 years too late for that 🤣
@ 😂 how silly of me
trump’s cabinet picks and Jaguar commercials are both simmering in the same pot of WTF sauce.
I really feel for those poor girls. Not only did they have s*x with him, but now they have to go public about it. $10,000 isn’t nearly enough.
Why?
Don't they knew what they were doing and wanted to be there. A lot of teenage girls just like being "fast".
Plus, they'll all have multi-million $$ book or script deals.
@@tiwantiwaabibiman2603 they were under 18... they can not consent when underage that's the law. It doesn't matter if they like being "fast" he is the adult and he shouldn't have EVER let it happen. Let alone bragged about it on the floor of the house and showed pics/videos. That's quite literally distribution, and creation, of child p*rn which is illegal. Not to mention by having these children travel over state lines to sleep with him he participated in s*x trafficking.
And NOTHING will make up the trauma these children will carry on them for the rest of their life.
I guess you're just ok with exploiting and using underage girls for whatever bc hey you can just blame them for being "fast" instead of blaming THE ADULT in the situation. That's akin to saying "she asked for it bc of her clothes"
Okay, not to the original comment because my dumb arse computer is not letting me respond to individual comments but these were children, they don’t have the right to consent. They’re underage you ffen, you know what. Lmao
@@LyonsM I had also replied to say that, and more, but for some reason it got deleted....
Joe deserves so much better....
Are we related ? 😂 .. ✌️
Yeah, Biden was a good guy manipulated by the people around him and the people he serve
@peacelove2.0.69 must be!
In hindsight, he should’ve done more, e.g. with the Supreme Court
joe wrote the mandatory minimum sentences law that has ruined hundreds of thousands of lives… non-violent offenders who’s sentences led many judges to complain about the injustice. biden is also a well known sexual assaulter, not a rapist… more like a groper/hair sniffer. joe deserves something, but it ain’t an ice cream cone. he’s also one of the majority of u.s. senators who did much better in the stock market than the professionals… in other words he’s guilty of insider trading. i don’t understand how anyone can admire that man.
The Jag ad reminds me of the old SNL Sprockets sketch.
"Now's the time on Sprockets when we dance!"
Linda McMahon paid Trump 20M for that appointment.
And her husband may pay more in his lawsuits
Happy birthday to the President 🎉
Good lord who cares???
@@stacybennett1863 Every party has a pooper, that’s why we invited you!
@@stacybennett1863 🤡🤡
@@stacybennett1863 leave lordy out of your mouth…
@@stacybennett1863 people who love GREAT presidents.
Thank you so very much for helping us get through this difficult time of our history! Praying for you and your family to have a great Thanksgiving 💪🙏
Happy Birthday Mr. President!!
At this rate, Chris Hansen's next TV special is going to be filmed at Capitol Hill.
"Donald, take a seat...."
"To catch a cabinet member"
Happy Birthday Mr. President Biden. Hope you had a great day, Mr. President!!
I'll bet Oprah regrets introducing both Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil to America.
She owes us all an apology.
There were used to be talks of Oprah and Trump running together.
So like... Learn something sometime, ya sheep
but wait look under the seat u get a car so do u......nah kidding just doc oz, embarrasing as i live in australia(OZ )wat a wanker
And a young blonde for WH press secretary. Why I am so NOT surprised...
With the amount of lies she'll be dishing out, everything really _will_ be fake news.
You can't use the words "Republican" and "ethics" in the same sentence.
Happy birthday President Joe Biden. Thank you for all you have done.
Day after when we loose our democratic election I completely lost and couldn’t watch anything on tv and your show is only one I can watch and enjoy THANK YOU VERY MUCH
Thank You. Laughter is important.
Happy Birthday 🎂🎈 President Biden💙
Olbermann called him, "Beavis & Botox"
😅😅😅
That humidifier commercial perfectly skewers the vapid pretentiousness of the Jaguar commercial.
Stephen is the heart of America
At first I thought it said "protests" Gaertz.
Of course they're protecting him. jfc.
Happy Birthday to a great man and President🙏👏
I'm disabled and have Medicare and Medicaid. Pretty fucking scared of what the next four years are gonna do to me.
Are you in a democratic state with a democratic governor?
Same here.
@@Tuturial464 Colorado. State's rights don't mean shit to Republicans unless it's a talking point. It's a federal fucking program that's in the hands of the Trump administration.
Last time Trump was in charge a million Americans died. So I'm not here for this "Calm down, nothing will change" shit.
@@Tuturial464 Won't matter too much as a lot of funds for state programs are funded by money from the federal government, usually with restrictions and qualifiers - if the fed turns off the spigot, or worse uses it to blackmail states...
Time to move to a proper country. One with universal healthcare.
Australia's a good option.
I love L. Cato's responses to your jokes! so good to laugh together!
I can't even be amused by this crap anymore. 😢
Bravo! Awesome! Brilliant!😂😂😂
Happy birthday, President Biden!!!
Johnson couldnt be speaker had it not been for Gaetz.
Agree. He's Trump's little Johnson.
No, he couldn't be Speaker without the Democrats who saved his ass from the big, bad MTG hit squad.
@@Bigfoot-px9gj exactly, the democrats got the speaker they supported.
@@Bigfoot-px9gjthat's true. Her motion failed because she's an idiot who can't read the room. But she and trump's little Johnson are on the same pages with keeping Gaetz's secrets.
Love the "toot whistle" 😆
everyday one step closer to Idiocracy.
time for the 2nd part...
Thanks for being here man.
Ha Ha Ha, Eyebrows being sued by the Nike Swish!! Stephen , you crack me up!! 🤣😂🤣
GOD PLEASE HELP US!!
We love your show stephen colbert
Ok, the humidifier ad is a hoot!
Did Jaguar lose a bet or something?
A. Happy birthday, President Biden.🎉
B. Don choosing random people for his cabinet for his term: 🤦♀️
C. Jaguar, what the hell?! I have a LOT of questions about their logo and commercial.
Well, we know that The GE Humidifier Division are WINNERS tonight!
I laughed out loud again & again dear Mr. Colbert
There is another twist on the old adage: Those who can, teach. Those who can't, teach gym.
Missed a chance to show the clip of MacMahon clocking someone in the ring.
Great example of dealing with emotions and conflict for overwrought kids in the education sysyem...😅
It's bad when we wouldn't be surprised if Hershel Walker was picked for Treasury secretary.
He was already picked to be in charge of missiles defense
Happy birthday 🎁🎂🎉 President Joe Biden 👏🏽
Happy B day Mr.President😁😎
Tonight's show did good with the Jaguar commercial. That was hilarious!
This is just a preview of what's to come, the nightmare hasn't even started yet and I'm already screaming, or at least trying to scream myself awake. Only I'm not asleep, I'm wide awake staring into an abyss of uncertainty and fear for a future being ruled over by morons.
Happy birthday Joe - & many more ❤️❤️❤️
Oz's colon whistle reminds me of the SNL product "COLON BLOW"
Love Stephen Colbert.
Jfc America has become a crapshow what has happened to us.this is so sickening
That Jag commercial is like a bad salvia trip.
What's salvia?
@Sundae_Times hallucinogenic plant that was legal 20 years ago
He's not nominating a cabinet: he's casting a reality show.
Unreal ity.
I feel like I'm in the twilight zone right now.
3rd cousins have the same great, great grandparents and .78% DNA. Most people today wouldn’t even know who that person is until you’re invited to the same cookout.
Same nightmare
When a rare individual does the right thing, they get shunned, and It's hilarious how ABSOLUTELY NO TWO PEOPLE in their party ever do the right thing at the same time.
I can't unsee the Nike swoosh. ☠