Big Little Allies | The Daily Show

Поділитися
Вставка
  • Опубліковано 28 лис 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 3,5 тис.

  • @carontauro902
    @carontauro902 5 років тому +2293

    'You are a human dandruff on the scalp of society. I shampoo you from my life!' GOLD!

    • @otmoto5306
      @otmoto5306 4 роки тому +26

      I'm gonna start saying that

    • @jadeshabaron4661
      @jadeshabaron4661 4 роки тому +14

      Damn that's so funny. HAHAHAHAHA

    • @MrSexydivas
      @MrSexydivas 4 роки тому +6

      It never gets old😂😂😂

    • @pattersonjonsena4637
      @pattersonjonsena4637 4 роки тому +1

      When he walked in front of Queen Elizabeth II, which no diplomat has ever done before, he has made every Brit his enemy.

    • @hongmokhiam5683
      @hongmokhiam5683 2 роки тому

      🤣

  • @musiqa-workshops
    @musiqa-workshops 4 роки тому +2983

    "It turns out every joke about Trump is just a headline that hasn't happened yet" - what a dark and accurate prophecy...

    • @felixk.3873
      @felixk.3873 4 роки тому +75

      Just like every time we joke about 2020 getting worse, it does

    • @enthusiast5297
      @enthusiast5297 4 роки тому +4

      Adrian M. what do you mean?

    • @sunder739
      @sunder739 4 роки тому +18

      @GraphicsOn the best to see the world burn into ashes, you mean

    • @Goor-ql8wi
      @Goor-ql8wi 4 роки тому +4

      @GraphicsOn you got your wish some schools wont open up in august teachers don't want to risk there life schools are getting threaten by mr trump that they will cut fund even tho schools receive 9% help from the government lmao

    • @Goor-ql8wi
      @Goor-ql8wi 4 роки тому +2

      @GraphicsOn they earn money but classes are online just that teachers don't want to teach in person because the corona virus still hasn't settled

  • @BrothaMarOfficial
    @BrothaMarOfficial 4 роки тому +4321

    I dont care about politics but Trevor makes this entertaining 😂

    • @dreamerboy3146
      @dreamerboy3146 4 роки тому +25

      True

    • @rootpt
      @rootpt 4 роки тому +39

      True, but in 2016 everyone laughed too... then he was elected..

    • @user-tv9zb9th8o
      @user-tv9zb9th8o 4 роки тому +7

      I really love this guy 😂😂😂

    • @jessicawilson2772
      @jessicawilson2772 4 роки тому +1

      @@rootpt anj Hong yang cficlw34 is a c

    • @rootpt
      @rootpt 4 роки тому +4

      @@jessicawilson2772 love you too

  • @morganstaker4928
    @morganstaker4928 4 роки тому +842

    “is that a wall? because someone else is gonna pay for it.” im crying

  • @sumaiyasultanausmi763
    @sumaiyasultanausmi763 5 років тому +1014

    “ if the smart people can’t do it, why not try Trump” i m dead 😂

    • @madnirab2341
      @madnirab2341 4 роки тому +2

      But the Orange face did try to United them though,
      The North and the South Korea.
      I hate him but you gotta give him some points for it.
      Makes me Think, how did Obama Score that Nobel Prize is a true mystery.

    • @aighty7216
      @aighty7216 4 роки тому +10

      @@madnirab2341 They arent United

    • @petermiles6538
      @petermiles6538 4 роки тому +5

      @@madnirab2341 did you really say he united north and south korea? Wtf

    • @rosenbaum75
      @rosenbaum75 2 роки тому +1

      @@madnirab2341 he didn't "unite" anyone. What are you talking about?

  • @davelee2876
    @davelee2876 4 роки тому +199

    Those Chinese delegates were like “Uh! Give me a f***ing break!” 😹

  • @Buckzcloset
    @Buckzcloset 6 років тому +3162

    In real life...TREVOR HAS THE BEST TRUMP ACCENT ON EARTH

    • @rocky5152
      @rocky5152 5 років тому +28

      Buckzcloset sorry Stephen Colbert is best in my opinion but Trevor's is pretty good too.

    • @Reese493
      @Reese493 5 років тому +22

      I love Jimmy Fallon's one too

    • @Aimhigh819
      @Aimhigh819 5 років тому +1

      That is only part I like from his show, when he speaks like him.

    • @Kimmmgihk9440
      @Kimmmgihk9440 5 років тому

      Buckzcloset true

    • @xcofcd
      @xcofcd 5 років тому +11

      Colbert is more on point but trevors is funnier...

  • @cnj67
    @cnj67 6 років тому +769

    Don't tell Trump, but Macron is *definitely* not his bromance. He is just really, really, diplomatic. You can rest assured that he thinks Trump is the most ridiculous person imaginable. But climate agreements and trade is more important than getting one's knickers in a twist over Trumps presumptuousness.

    • @nathanielclaw2841
      @nathanielclaw2841 6 років тому +57

      I think trump gives such a child like behavior that macron feels like letting his own inner child go out and play before he returns to the real world in his office

    • @tashey1203
      @tashey1203 6 років тому +19

      Good to know, our president is an embarrassment and a huge gaping asshole

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 6 років тому

      CNJ you liberals say the cutest things. Too bad none of you had a clue.

    • @paigewashington6018
      @paigewashington6018 5 років тому +3

      I can so hear Macrons thoughts as he laughed after that dandruff thing

    • @ravenn2631
      @ravenn2631 5 років тому +3

      I learn so much from his patience.

  • @johnson6099
    @johnson6099 4 роки тому +228

    "You are the flakes on the scalp of society! I shampoo you from my life!"
    😂😂😂x100

  • @quebec__12
    @quebec__12 5 років тому +5667

    Trump doesn't want Macron's wife
    He wants Macron himself

  • @canyuewang7096
    @canyuewang7096 5 років тому +627

    Trump: I'm winning the trade war.
    Chinese ambassador: my translator doesnt work secretary plz fix

  • @WhatEvenIsAGoodName
    @WhatEvenIsAGoodName 4 роки тому +176

    I absolutely love how the Nigerian president laughs when Trump says 'we didn't discuss it'

    • @ButeraMelina
      @ButeraMelina 2 роки тому +1

      I read this after that clip played in the video

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 5 років тому +599

    *Lmao ngl the Queen is a savage; checking her watch to openly show disdain for Trump's lack of punctuality*

  • @shelbytaylor4881
    @shelbytaylor4881 5 років тому +737

    swear to god i learn more about politics in these videos than I do when watching the news.

    • @joopreebiden6336
      @joopreebiden6336 4 роки тому +6

      You should learn to read both liberal and conservative news and find the common denominator. Not good being sheep.

    • @shelbytaylor4881
      @shelbytaylor4881 4 роки тому +14

      @@joopreebiden6336wouldn't this be the common denominator?

    • @kiwikiwi2483
      @kiwikiwi2483 4 роки тому +3

      Jeffrey Fernand I feel like this would be the common denominator. Humor

    • @watcherenjoyer123
      @watcherenjoyer123 4 роки тому

      @Kiwi Kiwi That was some months ago. He won’t reply.

  • @skyler8460
    @skyler8460 4 роки тому +605

    Trump in 2018 - "Starting a war on Twitter"
    Trump in 2020 - "Starting a war on Twitter"
    Same words two totally different things

    • @matthewmoore9067
      @matthewmoore9067 4 роки тому +14

      had to think about it for a second, but I got it..... I think

    • @iSkyler1
      @iSkyler1 4 роки тому +30

      For those who don't get it, in this video he almost starts a war with a country on Twitter, and in 2020 he's starting a "war" against Twitter cuz their stopping his "free speech" he has on there private platform

    • @skyler8460
      @skyler8460 4 роки тому

      @Tania Crowe trever is just so funny!

    • @niasaraeeee
      @niasaraeeee 3 роки тому

      @@iSkyler1 i thought it was the other way around 💀

    • @gorl5098
      @gorl5098 3 роки тому +8

      2021: banned on twitter

  • @mahdealasady8060
    @mahdealasady8060 5 років тому +2590

    Trump is jealous from China great wall😂😂

    • @LibeliumDragonfly
      @LibeliumDragonfly 5 років тому +66

      Well if anything is to go by Trump is jealous of China's EVERYTHING. Think about it, everything he says he like about North Korea could be true about China, only in much bigger scale, yet he keeps on targeting China for everything, if that's not jealousy working at its best I don't know what is.

    • @uzi6497
      @uzi6497 5 років тому +12

      despairedboy yeah he hates china

    • @吴亦凡-h5d
      @吴亦凡-h5d 5 років тому +14

      This talk show has been on fire in China for some time

    • @idodo9597
      @idodo9597 5 років тому +10

      I admit that we Chinese steal the technology from US and build the Great Wall against the illegal immigrants from Huns and Mongolian. But they still managed to destroyed the Song Empire. So...... you guys should spend more money to build a better wall or you will ruled by the Mexican and Canadian. God bless America! God bless Mr. Trump! China wish you healthy and rule US for millennium 👍

    • @ranoella
      @ranoella 5 років тому +1

      I tried to like it but it was at 420 likes so I couldn't

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 6 років тому +407

    Macron's eyes are screaming "HELP ME".

  • @akitaxx
    @akitaxx 4 роки тому +603

    Trevor makes politics actually interesting.

  • @marias7599
    @marias7599 5 років тому +732

    When trump visited France, I was so afraid he would say to Macron's wife: "Believe me, you look great for your age, you could be a 7 easily" 😟😟. Terrifying situation.
    I have been in France in the Obama era and everywhere I went, they would compliment me about what a charismatic president we had. I felt proud.

    • @theskyisthelimit292
      @theskyisthelimit292 5 років тому +1

      I feel after meeting with them you would have been got a lot happiness.

    • @SCYN0
      @SCYN0 4 роки тому +14

      @Jay Smith all of Europes population hates Trump. And we are ur allies. Even though I wish we became the united states of Europe or just hope for Trump to lose

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 роки тому +6

      Jay Smith
      I disagree, we don’t need for Russia to like us. We just need to have good diplomacy with the entire world; you know? For peace.

    • @christopherdiaz7938
      @christopherdiaz7938 4 роки тому +4

      @Jay Smith It's not weird. France is our ally. It makes perfect sense.

    • @timgreen2426
      @timgreen2426 4 роки тому

      The devil is the most beguiling and cunning

  • @Just_a_passer_by
    @Just_a_passer_by 5 років тому +347

    Never knew about this show until Trevor took over.

  • @debjoy12
    @debjoy12 4 роки тому +157

    18:58 "nobody wins here, Trevor. His balls get crushed, and we waste a perfectly good crumpet." 😂😂😂

  • @lyl3645
    @lyl3645 5 років тому +176

    Trevor is so damn talented! Genius

  • @abdallahmohamed8716
    @abdallahmohamed8716 6 років тому +175

    Lets get this straight. Trevor is one of the best and funnist character impersonator of all talk show. 💯💯👏👏😁

  • @goldlevel5160
    @goldlevel5160 4 роки тому +127

    "get a nice picture so you look nice and handsome and thin" Kim Jong-un face is awesome

  • @joelmathia6174
    @joelmathia6174 4 роки тому +211

    "is that drink a wall coz someone else is about to pay for it" Trevor is a genius. hehheeeee

  • @daviddoughton5938
    @daviddoughton5938 6 років тому +260

    I remember seeing that one, and that one, and that one. ..
    Awww, the memories

  • @NicWalker627
    @NicWalker627 4 роки тому +113

    Finding Trevor Noah is one the best things that's ever happened to this country. A voice of reason, who happens to have a sense of humor! Lol

  • @jaxb95
    @jaxb95 6 років тому +751

    Whoever writes the puns deserves a raise, honestly.

    • @lauren64
      @lauren64 6 років тому +3

      Jacqueline F. Truth

    • @tsvetozarvasilev6232
      @tsvetozarvasilev6232 6 років тому +19

      yes, puns are just perfect, give the writer a raise

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 6 років тому

      Jacqueline these pun writers are just misinformed snowflakes

    • @sparklight0964
      @sparklight0964 5 років тому +26

      Trevor Noah is a stand up comedian so he does write some of his jokes

    • @lilros3851
      @lilros3851 5 років тому +1

      65 TossPowerTrap yeah but funny misinformed snowflakes

  • @The.minimalist_indian
    @The.minimalist_indian 6 років тому +435

    these days you don't even have to make jokes. everything is a joke

    • @angeliparraguirre7329
      @angeliparraguirre7329 6 років тому +4

      Life is a joke

    • @kiwiclover9486
      @kiwiclover9486 6 років тому

      My will to live is also a joke.

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 6 років тому +1

      Nancy Pelosi is the biggest joke

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 5 років тому

      This from guy who takes pride in the name, “bougher man”

    • @trendgil
      @trendgil 5 років тому +1

      God is no joke, it is the time.

  • @unlimited3489
    @unlimited3489 4 роки тому +197

    does trump ever listen to himself when he talks

  • @nishchaysrivastava6251
    @nishchaysrivastava6251 6 років тому +207

    Trevor laughing is the best thing

    • @josea0121
      @josea0121 6 років тому

      No. Trump laughing after the election is the best thing. 😂

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 6 років тому +1

      Trump 2020!! USA Number 1 baby!!!!

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 6 років тому +3

      @@65TossTrap no.

    • @bluebay1031
      @bluebay1031 5 років тому +3

      It is! Trevor just dying on camera was hilarious

  • @Alsira98
    @Alsira98 6 років тому +132

    I love Trevor Noah. He’s one of the few comedians I actually enjoy. Him and Brandon Rogers.

    • @tushargowda8634
      @tushargowda8634 5 років тому +1

      John Oliver, Hasan Minhaj, Colin Jost, Michael Che. No?

    • @tushargowda8634
      @tushargowda8634 5 років тому +1

      But yeah, Trevor is awesome!

    • @helenavargas7637
      @helenavargas7637 5 років тому +2

      Tushar Gowda John Oliver... he’s hilarious asf like I watch him all the time

  • @OceanExplorer25
    @OceanExplorer25 4 роки тому +32

    Meanwhile Trevor smiling after saying, "this is so cute" literally made my day. Seeing him smile, is so cute

  • @xandermurdock6131
    @xandermurdock6131 5 років тому +564

    I like how Trump still thinks Spain owns the entire sahara. That was a long time ago.
    Spanish military: "Ah shit, here we go again."

    • @foxt.5043
      @foxt.5043 5 років тому +21

      Spain never owned the entireSahara, not even the majority. That was France lol

    • @AlexK-oh2se
      @AlexK-oh2se 5 років тому +2

      Actually, Spain owns territories on the south bank of Gibraltar, and they already built the wall around it. So, Trump's advice was late. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceuta_border_fence

    • @MegaFister69
      @MegaFister69 4 роки тому +8

      It didn't even make sense, because the majority of immigrants to europe come from northern africa (maghreb states) and the middle east (Syria, Iraq, Lebenon etc.) and not from central and southern africa.

    • @hidan4098
      @hidan4098 4 роки тому +6

      @@MegaFister69 one question tho, have u ever hear trump saying anything making sense?

  • @ritawalker5188
    @ritawalker5188 5 років тому +86

    Trevor makes it hard to turn away I learn so much in what seems like a short time.

  • @taylorswiftharrystyles
    @taylorswiftharrystyles 3 роки тому +24

    My whole family is sleeping and I can't hold in my laugher

  • @ichifish
    @ichifish 6 років тому +1960

    These mashups of old shows should be titled appropriately. I like them, but not the experience of expecting new content only to find old stuff.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 6 років тому +29

      Why are our favorite late night comedians takes these abrupt vacations?
      Seth and Stephen aren't posting either.

    • @epiphilosophy
      @epiphilosophy 6 років тому +6

      Oh, hush...

    • @dinabernal3076
      @dinabernal3076 6 років тому +5

      @@kimberlys8422 Stephen is posting.

    • @tonycharles9418
      @tonycharles9418 6 років тому +12

      Obviously we need to remind people of the shit show this guy is leading into the mid terms. This clip is excellent, we need to stop Trump

    • @tonycharles9418
      @tonycharles9418 6 років тому +29

      I live in New Zealand - PLEASE PLEASE citizens of USA - turn out and vote!! The world is watching and hoping that the leader of the free world - Donald Trump - a narcissist, corrupt, pathalogical lier - is going to be stopped by your democracy!!

  • @mohanzalmar1928
    @mohanzalmar1928 5 років тому +4207

    USA became a joke since trump was elected😂😂😂

    • @carolynegeng9675
      @carolynegeng9675 5 років тому +185

      We apologize.

    • @Virgomorty
      @Virgomorty 5 років тому +24

      mohanzal mar HONESTLYYYYYYYYYY

    • @tigertnk2376
      @tigertnk2376 5 років тому +32

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 from IRAQ YES 😎🌷

    • @rustinstardust2094
      @rustinstardust2094 5 років тому +49

      He represents a little over half the country. That's still almost half a country who should not be judged by his actions.

    • @Bundalaba
      @Bundalaba 5 років тому +21

      US is strong to condemn other countries and cultures but even their presidents since Clinton is seriously messed up save for OBAMA .

  • @paulmiddleton8593
    @paulmiddleton8593 4 роки тому +19

    Omgosh I just discovered you, and I am in love, Paul is my dearly departed father, I am an old southern white woman with 3 generations of biracial folks.....37 years ago I had my first biracial child in Florida, so I understand how your mother felt. And I lived in a trailer park where the biker gang the Pagans had a club, but this mama walked proudly with her babies and I also taught them how to hit the floor if they heard gun fire....but like you we laughed at them folks

  • @69LOLIN
    @69LOLIN 6 років тому +110

    Walking infront of the Queen! 😂😂😂 lol
    He is so unpolished! Omg! 😨😨😨

    • @hackedNPCPIN
      @hackedNPCPIN 6 років тому +3

      Oh nooo he walked in front of the queen, let's have a nuclear fallout

    • @wayneblack990
      @wayneblack990 6 років тому +6

      Come on granny, pick up the pace.
      I'm late for golf.

  • @GenuineJess
    @GenuineJess 6 років тому +180

    Trump is a total sitcom character. He's like Kramer from Seinfeld. LOL

    • @MateriaHunter
      @MateriaHunter 6 років тому +17

      Except the racism... Oh, wait. I guess they really are pretty similar.

    • @hackedNPCPIN
      @hackedNPCPIN 6 років тому +2

      Are you sitcom character shaming?

    • @GenuineJess
      @GenuineJess 6 років тому

      @@hackedNPCPIN LOL, I'm sorry, I try to be better about that.

    • @two-face1041
      @two-face1041 6 років тому +2

      Genuine Jess it’s a conservative troll

    • @Chaechaos
      @Chaechaos 6 років тому +4

      Kramer is far more sophisticated then Trump will EVER be😂

  • @shishirmani2157
    @shishirmani2157 4 роки тому +73

    Wow man, I never actually said this before but you Americans have messed up big with your president.
    He's a damn good joker though.

    • @mollyconnelly5309
      @mollyconnelly5309 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah well he didn’t win honestly so... not most of us’s fault

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 4 роки тому

      @@mollyconnelly5309 he did, that's why he's president you idiot

    • @mollyconnelly5309
      @mollyconnelly5309 4 роки тому +8

      mahfoud seraf wtf I’m not an idiot he didn’t win the popular vote so most Americans don’t support him, and Russia interfered in the election, so he didn’t win honestly

    • @mahfoudseraf5995
      @mahfoudseraf5995 4 роки тому

      @@mollyconnelly5309 he did win the election thus he's president, do you understand or do i have to make it even more simple for an idiot like you?

    • @afrahalawadi2165
      @afrahalawadi2165 4 роки тому +9

      mahfoud seraf well not every single American in the US is with him. He’s won and became a president but he isn’t loved by every American citizen. There are a lot of states that are against him. Lmao and stop being rude to people.

  • @ScholarlyAmbitions
    @ScholarlyAmbitions 6 років тому +538

    melania won't hold his hand, but he's practically skipping together with the french president!

    • @MateriaHunter
      @MateriaHunter 6 років тому +11

      They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way I'd like to hear it.

    • @fatherplatypus2316
      @fatherplatypus2316 6 років тому +2

      This kind of relationship deserves a spot on a romance novel

    • @smartymcfly5387
      @smartymcfly5387 6 років тому +1

      Amanda, if he was giving Macron head why would that bother you? Homophobic Much. Why yes you are. Check your privilege.

    • @HungryLoki
      @HungryLoki 6 років тому +2

      Because mocking a man for his wife not touching him is such a definitive sign of homophobia.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 6 років тому +1

      Smarty Mcfly It’s as homophobic as the Gorbachev’s kiss painting on Berlin Wall, i.e. not at all. It’s a political commentary on “friendships” between world leaders.

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 6 років тому +115

    We finally understand why the president is how he is; he was forced to bury his bisexuality by his parents & is emotionally stunted by them.

    • @nwatson2773
      @nwatson2773 4 роки тому

      o0Avalon0o oh gosh, so we all suffer now!

  • @Ariellecosset
    @Ariellecosset 4 роки тому +13

    me on the floor not caring about anything at all just dying of laughter because of the bromance

  • @sidneyboo9704
    @sidneyboo9704 5 років тому +84

    "His balls get crushed, and we waste a perfectly good crumpet" Lmfao!!!!

  • @lilianflower3017
    @lilianflower3017 5 років тому +272

    Remember Berlin Wall??? How proud and sentimental. The world Chanted ‘
    Bring down the Wall’

    • @timgreen2426
      @timgreen2426 5 років тому +1

      That is completely different. I is shocking you don't know that.

    • @Diversitybrother
      @Diversitybrother 4 роки тому +6

      Berlin Wall, Hadrians Wall, The Great Wall, and the Walls of Benin all have one thing in common.
      Can you guess what that is?

    • @randomlad1319
      @randomlad1319 4 роки тому +2

      hachimon77 they are all *walls*

  • @LaasyaSidhaye
    @LaasyaSidhaye 4 роки тому +46

    “It’s like if you had a world disease that the top doctors couldn’t cure.”
    Trevor knew...

  • @vegetarianzombie82
    @vegetarianzombie82 6 років тому +2066

    Am I the only one tired of watching our "president" embarrass himself on live television?

    • @Deredeo
      @Deredeo 6 років тому +28

      sadly, no my friend....you are not.

    • @cranezilla1016
      @cranezilla1016 6 років тому +16

      You got at least 2 more years what a heart warming thought.

    • @vegetarianzombie82
      @vegetarianzombie82 6 років тому +23

      @@jameslinmd did you say the same thing about the last President?

    • @cranezilla1016
      @cranezilla1016 6 років тому +21

      @@jameslinmd Then go stick your head back into the sand.

    • @vegetarianzombie82
      @vegetarianzombie82 6 років тому +14

      @@jameslinmd how many shootings we by leftists? How many racially motivated attacks? How many bombings?

  • @shamrock141
    @shamrock141 6 років тому +167

    Daaaaaaaaaammnn, Trevor is a monumentally great comedian

    • @smartymcfly5387
      @smartymcfly5387 6 років тому +4

      I may be wrong with this new comedy and all. But don't you have to make people laugh to be even an average comedian? I didn't even chuckle at his worn out, lame, sad "Comedy"

    • @APsupportsTerrorism
      @APsupportsTerrorism 6 років тому +7

      ^ triggered rightwing snowflake detected

    • @shamrock141
      @shamrock141 6 років тому +2

      @@smartymcfly5387 your just offended cause your right wing

    • @ms.keyshawineglass7590
      @ms.keyshawineglass7590 6 років тому +1

      Yes he is...I absolutely love him.

    • @StoicContrarian
      @StoicContrarian 6 років тому +3

      Smarty Mcfly it isn’t that you “may” be wrong it is that you “are” wrong. Did you happen to hear laughter from the audience that’s usually an indication of humor.

  • @radwanahmedrahat5561
    @radwanahmedrahat5561 4 роки тому +19

    1:52 I would be like, "Listen Donald, it happens sometimes..you know.. when you have real hair"

  • @bilisumajunglegirl2261
    @bilisumajunglegirl2261 6 років тому +55

    Kim looking shook always gets me.

  • @sahilgadoo9264
    @sahilgadoo9264 6 років тому +5

    Trevor is awesome and these 20 mins were worth watching. I'm from India and we have a huge living/dead collection of people like him, wish some day we have someone like you here. These 20 mins of awesomeness just ended my day on a happy note. Thank you.

  • @AFKBIN
    @AFKBIN 4 роки тому +61

    What's that tune at 14:31 I like it

  • @SinusPrimus
    @SinusPrimus 6 років тому +332

    „...a border wall across the entire Sahara Desert.“ A what across what? 🤔🤣 Next step is building a border wall around the solar system and the Aliens gonna pay? Spaceforce! 👽😆 Greetz from Switzerland 🇨🇭

    • @cascorick8253
      @cascorick8253 6 років тому +16

      SinusPrimus they don't need a wall around the solar system, if there's anybody out there they just ignore us, do you blame them? I don't!

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 6 років тому

      Sinus drip if we do not get a wall we go Third World in a couple of decades. Do you understand now?

    • @sparklight0964
      @sparklight0964 5 років тому +1

      For real a wall across the Sahara Desert no one owns that thing it’s huge

    • @savathunsthirdball1922
      @savathunsthirdball1922 5 років тому +3

      @@65TossTrap lol. You are an idiot. Seriously. Moron

    • @blueearth3313
      @blueearth3313 5 років тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 your comment is priceless..loved it

  • @halfmoonplakat2391
    @halfmoonplakat2391 5 років тому +209

    2:24 I cant believe Trump doesn't know how to act, giving the dude a kiss then walking him holding hands, WTF. LMAO OMFG

    • @iwapele697
      @iwapele697 5 років тому +4

      XD

    • @iubonbona
      @iubonbona 5 років тому +7

      yea gay

    • @trendgil
      @trendgil 5 років тому +5

      @Mr Penguin stfu, it's gay straight up

    • @ericlu6124
      @ericlu6124 5 років тому

      Iwa Pelle Lo. Oofddtd

    • @ericlu6124
      @ericlu6124 5 років тому

      Iwa Pelle Lo. Oofddtdy

  • @maverickphoenix5011
    @maverickphoenix5011 3 роки тому +3

    The fat joke is definitely my favorite part. 😂😂😂 Kim was like: O Donny! Back stabber!😒

  • @DaTSaVaGeLuV
    @DaTSaVaGeLuV 6 років тому +634

    I cant wait until this (trump era) is over...

    • @angelafisher5726
      @angelafisher5726 6 років тому +71

      I actually miss boring politics...

    • @nicholassrivas
      @nicholassrivas 6 років тому +24

      It just started. I hate this orange idiot, but he changed everything.

    • @matsujonen
      @matsujonen 6 років тому +7

      You misspelled error

    • @jasoncougar194
      @jasoncougar194 6 років тому +6

      Na it's just the start. Soon the divide Obama and the Leftitst World Order will be restored and we will heal. And get back to living life like we used to. Without all the B'S racisit shit.

    • @josea0121
      @josea0121 6 років тому +1

      Are you still waiting on dinosaurs with red capes? 🤣🤣

  • @livin1140
    @livin1140 6 років тому +426

    I am Nigerian and honestly ashamed of the comment made by Buhari

    • @LLawrah
      @LLawrah 6 років тому +17

      Livin' I swear! My mouth dropped

    • @snnadede001
      @snnadede001 6 років тому +21

      Same here, awful

    • @antoinekoory4756
      @antoinekoory4756 6 років тому +51

      I'm from Senegal but I wanted to slap the shit out of him. He got humiliated by Trump who didn't even bother being polite in front of him

    • @austineeze5491
      @austineeze5491 6 років тому +10

      I'm so so so ashamed ☹️😒

    • @emmattedo1617
      @emmattedo1617 6 років тому +8

      @@austineeze5491 well Buhari came to beg! Beg not have diplomatic trade discussions but beg. The power difference is clear. Beggars can't be choosers!!

  • @ishmailsesay6004
    @ishmailsesay6004 2 роки тому +7

    Trevor Noah you are extraordinary and a blessing to Africa.
    I enjoyed every one of your videos

  • @ebe6545
    @ebe6545 5 років тому +67

    I love u Trevor noah, ur hilarious personality is making me get over my depression and asylum displacemt process. Keep putting smile on people's faces as Ellen degeneres says, be kind to one another, she is my favourite person in the world. Still love u trevor😘❤️

  • @BEYONDComfort
    @BEYONDComfort 6 років тому +116

    2 leaders with tiny hands. lol

  • @radhasen2604
    @radhasen2604 3 роки тому +3

    Im lying bedridden after a foot amputation and watching Trevor and laughing my guts out!😂😂
    And laughter is the best medicine!!

  • @tonyrundstrom9574
    @tonyrundstrom9574 6 років тому +79

    I am starting to think that I need to start following Trump on twitter. Not because I am interested in what he says but to find out if he will declare war on my country or not. As I understand it, that's how he handles all of his affairs.
    Oh and, Lex Luthor is basically the president of the United States, where's superman?

    • @odile8701
      @odile8701 5 років тому +15

      I appreciate what you’re saying, but....Lex Luthor is supposed to be smart.

    • @bk7064
      @bk7064 5 років тому

      The Toxicness in outrages in this comment section

    • @sarahobrien9213
      @sarahobrien9213 5 років тому +1

      Backup Khan You’re the only toxic one

    • @p0ush
      @p0ush 5 років тому +1

      - but millions of people will die!
      - BILLIONS! Once again the press underestimates me.
      😅🤣

    • @Nozzred
      @Nozzred 5 років тому

      Prepare a response that point at Denmark as Sweden :-)

  • @oliviabrown3211
    @oliviabrown3211 6 років тому +60

    They should have Gina on more often! I almost choked on my lungs!! 😂😂😂

  • @RahulRavi-cr9in
    @RahulRavi-cr9in Рік тому +1

    "Truth Trump... My Favorite Trump.." 😂😂

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 6 років тому +203

    Someone needs to tweet this to Trump.
    His name is mentioned often, so he'll pay attention

    • @lauren64
      @lauren64 6 років тому

      Yeah they have to do that to actually inform him about things

  • @daddyreeeco
    @daddyreeeco 5 років тому +41

    Thank you for being a stress reliever noah hahaha

    • @69GayLordBallSucker69
      @69GayLordBallSucker69 4 роки тому +1

      Trump: let’s start a new war in Iran
      Trevor: Iran war 2 this time it’s personal

  • @chipezholungu3588
    @chipezholungu3588 Рік тому +4

    The look on king jong face 😂😂

  • @GraViTyAboVe
    @GraViTyAboVe 6 років тому +346

    How are we not all dead yet?

    • @Jay-mt6nu
      @Jay-mt6nu 5 років тому +10

      I wonder that everyday....WW3 maybe imminent

    • @BlandSpagetti
      @BlandSpagetti 5 років тому +9

      Luck?

    • @yongchenseng4739
      @yongchenseng4739 5 років тому +7

      Because god is looking out for us.

    • @Stormtype25
      @Stormtype25 5 років тому +2

      @@yongchenseng4739 hopefully he still around when the nukes start flying

    • @gillianfleischer5620
      @gillianfleischer5620 5 років тому +2

      At this point it’s a fucking miracle

  • @Cc-yw4hc
    @Cc-yw4hc 5 років тому +25

    The look on Kim Jong Un face...got me like🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @urbanaislambarsha1277
    @urbanaislambarsha1277 4 роки тому +3

    Trevor is literally the best roster against Donald Trump

  • @efisgpr
    @efisgpr 5 років тому +32

    3:30
    He could've just said "Africa is 54 countries. Nigeria is one. Next question."

  • @larrylong9059
    @larrylong9059 6 років тому +121

    Trump is the sequel to Clueless. It's called Totally Clueless. Totally.

    • @bk7064
      @bk7064 5 років тому +1

      It's sad how many get their news from these night shows

    • @sarahobrien9213
      @sarahobrien9213 5 років тому +2

      Backup Khan It’s comedy show and we’re just not all brainwashed by seun Hannity and his Fox News cronies

  • @tistakhatun4489
    @tistakhatun4489 4 роки тому +1

    Man, I laughed so hard on Trump's thin comment on Kim...and Kim's face..😂😂😂

  • @stazang
    @stazang 6 років тому +446

    Macron is bringing out the gay in trump

    • @nous1056
      @nous1056 6 років тому +4

      Brigitte, his wife was his teacher (in private catholic school) when he was 17, and he was a classmate of the youngest daughter of brigitte...
      Do you think she is bringing out the pedophilia of rich and catholic people?

    • @josea0121
      @josea0121 6 років тому +1

      You mean like bathroom B.ooker?

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 6 років тому +6

      @@nous1056 Pedophilia is basically imbedded in catholic beliefs, just look at how the pope won't do anything about it.

    • @rutht9667
      @rutht9667 6 років тому +1

      what a coincidence he;s french

    • @LupineShadowOmega
      @LupineShadowOmega 6 років тому

      @@johan.ohgren that's like asking why the US government won't do anything about corruption. Where exactly do you start? What steps are really going to put out a pure grease fire of such horrific scope and scale without taking your entire house with it?

  • @heiwiik8744
    @heiwiik8744 5 років тому +11

    "Excuse me miss, is that a wall? Because somebody else is about to pay for it."
    *9000 IQ PICKUP LINES (INTENSIFIES)*

  • @TBH-nu2so
    @TBH-nu2so 3 роки тому +16

    The US-Mexico border alone is enormous, but, setting aside the fact that Spain doesn't have African Sahara territory, does Trump have any way of comprehending how enormous the Sahara desert is? For reference, it stretches from the Red Sea bordering Egypt to the Atlantic Ocean in west Africa.

    • @leahryan5560
      @leahryan5560 2 роки тому +2

      He can’t comprehend anything from emotions to geography.

  • @modruliner245
    @modruliner245 5 років тому +34

    See Noah has me dying laughing, but also shittin’ my pants at the same time 😅

  • @chickenflower4829
    @chickenflower4829 4 роки тому +79

    Trump: “ I don’t know, I’ll find some kinda of excuse”
    American crowd: [Cheers] LETS GO MY PRESIDENT!!!

  • @SaHeut
    @SaHeut 4 роки тому +2

    Trevor is world class in imitating Donnie...😂

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 6 років тому +72

    Our president has literally forced me to deal with my anxiety and political ignorance. _He still gave me an ulcer,_ but I still needed a wake-up call

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o 6 років тому +3

      @ ....what? I think your confused. It's definitely making me confused. What does this have to do with an old meme?

    • @trendgil
      @trendgil 5 років тому +1

      It sounds like you were one of those people living in a bubble when it all happened which I used to laugh at. I'm sorry, but trust me everyone that wakes up gets hit this hard no matter what triggers it. You'll be okay. God loves you.

    • @paigewashington6018
      @paigewashington6018 5 років тому

      I was Just thinking this. I've never paid such attention to government. Makes me think he was supposed to get there but certainly not stay lol

  • @sallychienwang3396
    @sallychienwang3396 5 років тому +73

    The interpreter didn't translate "thin" LOL

    • @jadediaz9918
      @jadediaz9918 4 роки тому +4

      If ever he translate that to Kim . I don't know what will happenend to Donald 😂😂

    • @lydiat5819
      @lydiat5819 4 роки тому +1

      @@jadediaz9918 Don will become thin, very very thin until we can hardly see him 😅

    • @DufresnePlank
      @DufresnePlank 4 роки тому

      Kim used to study in America, he dose not need translation. I don’t think any national leaders have trouble understanding Trump’s vocabulary.

    • @thegamelabgaming7556
      @thegamelabgaming7556 4 роки тому +4

      Hendricks D oh please even Americans don’t understand Trumps vocabulary

    • @asterlawaster
      @asterlawaster 4 роки тому

      He was scared that he may be decapitated

  • @Yorfallon21
    @Yorfallon21 6 років тому +38

    OMG so firkin' hilarious! Love Trevor's shows

  • @LuisGarcia-ks2lt
    @LuisGarcia-ks2lt 6 років тому +16

    11:33 ... Like a scene from the office lol... 😂😂😂

  • @tzimisanastasiou9556
    @tzimisanastasiou9556 4 роки тому +7

    That CNN anchor telling the news about a wall in Sahara desert really cracked me up. She is like what the hell i even saying xD

  • @spitfireking2188
    @spitfireking2188 5 років тому +76

    16:40 his wife looks soo unhappy like he's going to get us all killed dear God help us

  • @nonnalovepriceless
    @nonnalovepriceless 5 років тому +58

    Never seen him hugging his wife like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🌹

  • @sympathyncube9640
    @sympathyncube9640 4 роки тому +3

    When he said fortune cookie I was eating fortune cookies 🤣🤣🤗

  • @JonasR001
    @JonasR001 6 років тому +25

    Also, the threat tweet against Iran sounds like something Daenarys Targaryen would say...

  • @chibaby0306
    @chibaby0306 6 років тому +21

    This was absolutely hilarious! !!!!

  • @JJ-lf1td
    @JJ-lf1td 4 роки тому +16

    Hahaha he starts a war on twitter now he is starting a war with twitter 😂😂

  • @j.t.7671
    @j.t.7671 6 років тому +4

    “Like he’s trying to beat her to the early bird special.” LMAOOOO

  • @flamesna4938
    @flamesna4938 6 років тому +137

    Mr trump is like a 6 year old kid that thinks he can buy the world 🌎 with a dollar and when reality kicks in he either doesn't admit to it or throws a tantrum or makes up excuses like always

    • @soulreed
      @soulreed 6 років тому

      Na Trump is like the prez of the US, and you are like a little whiny TROLL on UA-cam. Lol get a life

    • @65TossTrap
      @65TossTrap 6 років тому

      Flames President Trump is the greatest President since Ronald Reagan.

    • @gaywerewolf1294
      @gaywerewolf1294 5 років тому +4

      @@soulreed says the one trying to start something

    • @gaywerewolf1294
      @gaywerewolf1294 5 років тому +3

      @ so Trump is a Democrat now or does this affect both the Democrats and Republicans?

    • @gaywerewolf1294
      @gaywerewolf1294 5 років тому +3

      @@65TossTrap give me a few examples about how he is great

  • @dinosaur7115
    @dinosaur7115 4 роки тому +8

    Oh my goodness I still remember seeing in the news when Donald trump say to the camera men “ make sure everybody is looking handsome. Everybody nice and slim” something along the lines of that. Then Kim Jong Un from happy face changes to what the hell did he say !!?? Are you calling me fat? face 😂 Imao
    Edit: I was laugh my face off when he talked about it 😂 I was literally anticipating for it

  • @joyce604
    @joyce604 6 років тому +7

    I'm literally laughing while watching this video. Bravo, Trevor and the team behind it. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @acciousername6776
    @acciousername6776 6 років тому +298

    I read the title as Bigly Allies 😔

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 6 років тому +4

      OH NO TRUMP GOT YOU

    • @haustierone
      @haustierone 6 років тому +5

      way better than big tittie aliens ......

    • @trentmorris1823
      @trentmorris1823 6 років тому +1

      I love you and I hate you.

    • @retard4675
      @retard4675 6 років тому

      What’s wrong with that? Whether you dislike Trump or not it’s still a word...

    • @dia4s
      @dia4s 6 років тому

      l-lisa

  • @lily.hahjinkim2615
    @lily.hahjinkim2615 4 роки тому +4

    evidence
    holding hands
    digging with shovels
    The best bromance day ever

  • @Dinini
    @Dinini 6 років тому +34

    Can we have a 24 hour long video of all clips of trumps insanity

    • @Dinini
      @Dinini 6 років тому

      jpc1918 so you believe trump deserves no criticism or less criticism because he’s... doing a good job? And u think he’s Jesus incarnate? What was the point of ur response? I’m sorry you care about the way people treat ur cult leader but why don’t u take a step away from you emotional attachments look at the facts and maybe come back with a response worth any ones time. Thanks.

    •  6 років тому

      @@Dinini
      No I give little of a fuck about him I'm just sick of the disingenuous far left wackjobs that make the rest of us look bad. The level of disrespect open hostility and calls for revolts are insane the media and you nuts claiming he's literally Hitler
      I think he's anything but a goddamn idiot he isn't q bush and people like you wouldn't admit he's doing anything good. You'd rather see the world annihilated by nuclear fire then admit being wrong because that's what you people do. Try to bully others into silence and now that it's losing its effect you're screeching your heads off. If you want to see cult behavior look at your own damn side you dishonest fucks Christ you're making bush look good now

    • @lucyjackson9215
      @lucyjackson9215 5 років тому

      David Trout you mean a live stream

    • @femwil3322
      @femwil3322 5 років тому

      That Video will be everGreen!
      Caligula of our time...

    • @Tastyduckling5
      @Tastyduckling5 5 років тому

      Yes but only if we get one of Hillary

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 6 років тому +207

    Woo! A 20 minute video!
    Oh, its just a compilation. Still great though.

    • @jimd1617
      @jimd1617 6 років тому +2

      exactly what I thought when I saw the new video notification. Oh boy! They're uploading full episodes now! Oh... its a compilation LOL

    • @yellow9349
      @yellow9349 6 років тому

      @Black Rod yeah same here I thought it was a full episode like that Last Week Tonight Show--30 minutes sometimes. 📺