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  • Опубліковано 18 тра 2024
  • The Daily Show takes a look at the shady business that rich people have been up to lately, including Robert Kraft’s prostitution charges and the college admissions bribery scandal.
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  • @verleyvalerius8780
    @verleyvalerius8780 4 роки тому +1739

    "Lori! Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition, Lori!!!!!"😂😂😂 There I cracked! 😂

  • @charliest.dennis9230
    @charliest.dennis9230 4 роки тому +415

    I lost it at “pay my tuition, Lori!” Lmaooooo

  • @navysniper4391
    @navysniper4391 4 роки тому +2038

    “Just buy a smarter kid” oof

  • @reddraghain
    @reddraghain 4 роки тому +2007

    Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.

    • @DrDomich
      @DrDomich 4 роки тому +11

      @Brer Rabbit exactly

    • @SabrinaRina
      @SabrinaRina 4 роки тому +44

      Why that wasn't a go-to idea I have no idea. Make them owe the regular tuition of their child and pay up their bribery towards a national fund or scholarship.
      Edit - Yeah, more than the original amount is better.

    • @WhompingWalrus
      @WhompingWalrus 4 роки тому +22

      Could make 'em all invest in a gigantic collective fund that's reinvested and serves to grant scholarships to struggling students for decades to come. Could name it something humiliating, too. That'd be poetic justice.

    • @joachimb9305
      @joachimb9305 4 роки тому +5

      But isn't their actions (at its core), at least somewhat understandable in a society where education isn't free?
      Some higher education may cost you, to varying degrees from very low, to more private options, but still within a manageable student loan -- this is the Nordic model and much of Europe as well. When such basic options in life is at least available (with some effort) to everyone, corruption goes way down IMO.

    • @WhompingWalrus
      @WhompingWalrus 4 роки тому +28

      @@joachimb9305 This scandal isn't about the cost of higher education - it's about the space available for those who want to attend the most prestigious universities. There are only so many slots for people to attend, and this scandal was about wealthy people cheating to appear better in the metrics which determine who gets those slots - like by cheating on the entrance exams. It was supposed to be a system largely based on aptitude and merit.
      Of course the price of higher education in the US is also an issue, but I'm pretty sure that's not what this particular scandal is about.

  • @brianpetersen3429
    @brianpetersen3429 4 роки тому +3165

    The sad truth is that the rich have always felt they are above the law, and have usually been treated as such throughout history.

    • @landya.9258
      @landya.9258 4 роки тому +126

      they are not above the law... they made the law

    • @BlueSky-oe4fn
      @BlueSky-oe4fn 4 роки тому +60

      Have some compassion, they are suffering from affluenza. jk

    • @anotherpointofview222
      @anotherpointofview222 4 роки тому +66

      @@landya.9258
      Thanks, was just going to comment, not above the law, but able to influence its writing, adoption and enforcement through people who are lawyers, politicians, and judges.
      Involving the use of money.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 4 роки тому +4

      We read in History where the Common Man created Institutions and Checks & Balances and have a Voice today!
      In a Hundred Years...we will finally Know...We are Strong & it's not the 13th, 16th or 21st Century anymore! No way! Now we have the Power! ...in the 23rd Century.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +31

      Feudalism, in a word. This is not a democracy by any means. It's so blatant that its ridiculous to think otherwise.

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 4 роки тому +1608

    The more money you have, the less jail time you get.
    The less money you have, the more jail time you get.
    ~equality~

    • @vizo5945
      @vizo5945 4 роки тому +1

      No

    • @ritagomes7838
      @ritagomes7838 4 роки тому +4

      I think you meant ''correlation'' not ''equality'' there...

    • @nanochic
      @nanochic 4 роки тому +51

      @@ritagomes7838 p sure it was sarcasm.

    • @ritagomes7838
      @ritagomes7838 4 роки тому +2

      @@nanochic O'really?!?...

    • @nanochic
      @nanochic 4 роки тому +19

      @@ritagomes7838 r/woooosh

  • @gurusmurf5921
    @gurusmurf5921 4 роки тому +456

    "We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office" -Aesop

    • @samoakes1304
      @samoakes1304 3 роки тому +5

      So true unfortunately

    • @impiusmephisto4476
      @impiusmephisto4476 3 роки тому +2

      So your saying I'll be king if I steal the crown jewels?

    • @Seldomane
      @Seldomane 2 роки тому +1

      If only people realized a proper hanging or bullet to the head is more humane than electricity or poison, also a lot less expensive, coincidentally. >.> Until we are governed by those who are paid minimum wage, nothing will change.

  • @nuradicahyaning9513
    @nuradicahyaning9513 4 роки тому +381

    I love this guy...he is so smart and funny, talking about serious matters in a fun way...i laugh and get informed at the same time...

    • @thecoolkids2443
      @thecoolkids2443 3 роки тому +4

      You should watch clips of the previous host, John Stewart. Super funny. Maximum sarcasm.

    • @twentyfirstcenturygothic
      @twentyfirstcenturygothic 3 роки тому

      @@thecoolkids2443 KieraTota has a great archive of old daily show clips

    • @winter_silhouette
      @winter_silhouette 3 роки тому +2

      Trevor is very funny. But you should take his show with a pinch of salt and check other sources as well, for the news.

    • @aryehakujin4374
      @aryehakujin4374 3 роки тому +3

      Sad part is this is a better way to get news and informed than actual news

    • @mikikhosi4906
      @mikikhosi4906 3 роки тому +3

      He's also south african♥️

  • @kawaiiskeleton297
    @kawaiiskeleton297 4 роки тому +143

    “My God the assholery!” My new favorite phrase😂😂👌🏻

  • @jasonland455
    @jasonland455 4 роки тому +1116

    The gap between the rich and the poor is what started the French Revolution

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 4 роки тому +34

      I want my cake!!!!!!!!!

    • @edilangsultan3522
      @edilangsultan3522 4 роки тому +24

      In general it was a revolution that aimed to throw away absolute monarchy, which is also taken as an example by nearby countries. It was a bloody shift towards establishing a Republic. No one wants to listen to Kings tax them to oblivion, even the good earning merchants, just to fund wars (they recently participated in the Amercan war for independence against the Brits) and see the Royal Family doing well for themselves.
      Monarchies are kinda like socialist countries somehow, you pay huge tax to the Royal Family whenever they want to, and if you are unfortunately born a peasant, there's virtually no way to get out of that class.

    • @towoawawaboofficial
      @towoawawaboofficial 4 роки тому +2

      Yet, nothing changed

    • @rebeccac8011
      @rebeccac8011 4 роки тому +20

      Maybe it's time that gap starts another revolution here.

    • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
      @SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 роки тому +9

      And pretty much every revolution ever!

  • @lianarose1384
    @lianarose1384 4 роки тому +305

    "Honestly, for that amount of money, just buy a smarter kid" 🤣😂

    • @banaalhariri6434
      @banaalhariri6434 3 роки тому +5

      a fellow exo-l!!!!

    • @zirkyrie8916
      @zirkyrie8916 3 роки тому +3

      Imagine when you realize that there is a real market for children, mainly in europe coz of the skin colour.

    • @lianarose1384
      @lianarose1384 3 роки тому +4

      @@banaalhariri6434 yes haha

  • @joannapilgrim
    @joannapilgrim 4 роки тому +131

    My favorite line was that Jussie Smollett ‘was judged by the content of his character not the color of his skin’ 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Well done Trevor; well done!

  • @trumpetmusic5672
    @trumpetmusic5672 4 роки тому +403

    Jeff Bezos is sitting somewhere watching this and thinking; "amateurs"

  • @nattydreadlocks1973
    @nattydreadlocks1973 4 роки тому +446

    Their kids have had the best of everything and still can't get into that one certain school. It wasn't meant to be.

    • @jwoolman5
      @jwoolman5 4 роки тому +13

      nattydreadlocks1973 - Where were their parents when they were goofing off in high school?
      And there are huge numbers of colleges and universities in this country. People who don't need financial aid would have no trouble finding one that would accept them. They don't need a diploma from some Ivy League school and whatever USC is. Does ivy even grow in California?

    • @dwhite8997
      @dwhite8997 4 роки тому +3

      @Bunkiebe is this from the Kardashian playbook? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @melodypond1003
      @melodypond1003 4 роки тому +6

      I am the child of fairly wealthy parents (upper middle class) but I still financial aid and I have no chance of getting that at a school like USC. I’m glad I stopped getting wrapped up in acceptance rates and the “prestigiousness” of schools.

    • @atomicman2307
      @atomicman2307 4 роки тому +11

      I beat their kids on the sat and I come from the projects in the hood

    • @constancejenkins3867
      @constancejenkins3867 4 роки тому +2

      @@atomicman2307 It's CLEARLY NOT where you come from it's How bad you want it and to Grow and Change your life.!! Oh ..and Congratulations to you

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 4 роки тому +237

    In ref to the college scandal: I'm disabled. Ive been denied ssi and I'm still in appeal. I was illegally kicked out of community college and couldn't fight it.
    I can barely afford to go to school online half time because the gov granted me some help due to my disability. But I don't have a laptop. I can't afford books. I can't afford to go full time.
    These rich parents should be ASHAMED of themselves and frankly I wouldn't mind them paying my way after all the suffering I've been through.

    • @damonguzman
      @damonguzman 4 роки тому +4

      I'm sorry to hear that, how are you disabled?

    • @kellyc4866
      @kellyc4866 4 роки тому +3

      You wouldn't mind them paying for your tuition but they would mind paying for you. You see, things have to work both ways and currently, the odds are in their favor, not yours.

    • @mads1097
      @mads1097 3 роки тому +4

      do you have a venmo or gofundme? i would be happy to help you out in any way i can! us college students have to stick together!

    • @khirsah666
      @khirsah666 3 роки тому +5

      Damn... my country is shitty but at least college is free and government pay extra money for your expenses and your dorm if you're poor or successful. If you're not poor you can still get the money to pay it later when you graduate and get a job.

    • @DarkAttack14
      @DarkAttack14 3 роки тому +3

      @@damonguzman I love your direct nature in asking that question. Most people don't have the balls to check up when someone makes a claim like that its refreshing to see!

  • @deborahlivingston6989
    @deborahlivingston6989 3 роки тому +88

    Trevor,
    America NEEDS YOU! Your honesty and freshness give me hope for our nation.
    Stay safe.

    • @floranightwing2969
      @floranightwing2969 3 роки тому +4

      Yes this guy is fantastic

    • @faseiolasec9770
      @faseiolasec9770 3 роки тому

      We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?

  • @MrQuangvha
    @MrQuangvha 4 роки тому +1915

    I can't believe aunt Becky got indicted before Trump.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +45

      Really? Nowhere in the bible does it say the antichrist will be indicted.

    • @julespeace684
      @julespeace684 4 роки тому +14

      To Ken Allen, ever hear the joke... The Devil moved the Fence 5 feet into Heaven, God told him to take it down. Devil “No, lets go to court and by the way the best Attorneys are this side of the fence”. It did not end well, we were cursed with tRumpaDump for FAUXTUS. That was the Devil’s pay back, poor losers.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +12

      @@julespeace684 I recall a similar version of that joke but I completely understand. To be fair to Trump, I dont honestly think he is the antichrist. I just believe he is the path upon which the antichrist will walk freely upon.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +6

      @Jennifer Erickson My money is on Jared Kushner, and I may be murdered for this, but I dont think the beast will carry his mark upon his body. Yet demand loyalty from others. I think the hairpiece is a parasite of some form that will clarify itself in time.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +4

      @Jennifer Erickson Hairpiece=illegal alien of some form

  • @grmpEqweer
    @grmpEqweer 4 роки тому +444

    The word "privilege," literally translates as "private law."
    How the law treats you depends highly on your class.

    • @Dinlitla
      @Dinlitla 4 роки тому +13

      I try to learn something new every day. This is today's "something new" . Thank you!

    • @Mr_Azali
      @Mr_Azali 4 роки тому +8

      Why not be completely honest & include race in that. Unadulterated truth is what gets us out of this shit show that's been built by generations of peasants with money & power.

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому +1032

    We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 4 роки тому +9

      We will get Forbed!

    • @spoton95
      @spoton95 4 роки тому +7

      Rich country?

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 4 роки тому +14

      @@spoton95 crazy rich country

    • @spoton95
      @spoton95 4 роки тому

      StClemmons, in compare to what?

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 4 роки тому +5

      @@spoton95 That was just a play on the Rich Crazy Asians movie....

  • @nosiphomanzini2315
    @nosiphomanzini2315 4 роки тому +53

    I am obsessed with this show 😢.... I bindge watch these episodes.

  • @shellikalton130
    @shellikalton130 4 роки тому +386

    I don't think they should go to jail. I think that they should give the same amount of money to fund students who would have been denied because of their actions. They should also do community service.

    • @Pcarnevaaa
      @Pcarnevaaa 4 роки тому +29

      I mean they could fund a scholarship for underserved students who have the smarts but not the money. Imagine 500,000 in a scholarship fund with it building interest could save many students.

    • @aadityaphadnis8399
      @aadityaphadnis8399 4 роки тому +7

      May be they should. Then the lawmakers would do something to improve the broken prison system.

    • @balboa-capital
      @balboa-capital 4 роки тому +12

      That's still paying your way out of jail. People are quick to shun rich people for paying their way out of crimes, but if the money is offered to you, then you quickly change your tone

    • @Tankliker
      @Tankliker 4 роки тому +2

      The joke is that is no even needed that all riches do that but only a small amount of them. You can do so much with that money that now is unreachable behind bankaccounts.

    • @andiward7068
      @andiward7068 4 роки тому +11

      Why should they not be in jail?? Do the crime(s), do the time.

  • @genewilson186
    @genewilson186 4 роки тому +400

    The rich get richer the poor get prison.

    • @tenacious645
      @tenacious645 4 роки тому +9

      It makes me have close to no respect for the justice system. I adhere to my own code of ethics. I try not to affect others in ways I wouldn't want to be affected. Other than that, fuck the law.

    • @skbwolverine
      @skbwolverine 4 роки тому +11

      And the rich get richer from keeping poor people in prison. Privatization of prisons is big money.

    • @Toneloke-xm9jv
      @Toneloke-xm9jv 4 роки тому +7

      privatizing any industry always leads to corruption

    • @loc978
      @loc978 4 роки тому

      Don't forget why prisons make the money they do. Prisoners are the last case in this country where slavery is still legal. It's still practiced elsewhere, but in prison it's officially condoned by the powers that be.

  • @calvinwarren6732
    @calvinwarren6732 4 роки тому +43

    Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition!!! Lol 💀☠

  • @thamilucky4820
    @thamilucky4820 3 роки тому +7

    I think you should make a show like this in South Africa, people are not watching news anymore and I personally think this is a new way to watch news❤
    We love you trevor

  • @catherineangeles5544
    @catherineangeles5544 4 роки тому +220

    Laurie,pay for my tuition fee is super hilarious😄😄😄

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 4 роки тому +3

      She was looking at the camera while yelling that. Knew that it was going to be broadcast :D

    • @AlanHope2013
      @AlanHope2013 4 роки тому +1

      @@Karlthegreat84 I thought it sounded like one of Trevor's reporters. The blonde one, I forget her name. Desi Lydic, that's the one.

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 4 роки тому +1

      @@AlanHope2013 Maybe, either way it's hilarious :D

    • @hardlessons9732
      @hardlessons9732 4 роки тому

      Facts

  • @lkhjsdfg
    @lkhjsdfg 4 роки тому +547

    Another reason sports should have nothing to do with education.

    • @ADetailedHouse
      @ADetailedHouse 4 роки тому +33

      Scott Cox Agreed. That's exactly why Ivy League colleges do not offer athletic scholarships. If kids spent all those hours, weeks, years learning/studying, instead of playing sports, even just part of the time & dedication, kids would get into better schools.

    • @LouMontana-wc7nr
      @LouMontana-wc7nr 4 роки тому +12

      AMEN!

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 4 роки тому +10

      @@ADetailedHouse They don't? Since when?

    • @mysticwolf39
      @mysticwolf39 4 роки тому +14

      As a soccer player myself I agree.

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto 4 роки тому +29

      I think that's an American thing. University sports are a very small amateur endeavour in most countries.

  • @smokydiyeap1373
    @smokydiyeap1373 4 роки тому +72

    How arrogant to be signing autographs before your trial!

  • @supercringe1632
    @supercringe1632 4 роки тому +20

    Trevor the only one that keeps me updated in the best way 👍🏾

  • @kelleycondon6504
    @kelleycondon6504 4 роки тому +43

    Smiling and signing autographs lol I'm glad she was caught

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 4 роки тому +214

    We already live in the hunger games. The decadence of the 1% is disgusting. There wouldn't be poverty and starvation if the rich werent hoarding the wealth they get from the broken backs of the many.

    • @markfoster1520
      @markfoster1520 4 роки тому +5

      "How do you you think they got so Rich?"
      Oh...you just answered it.

    • @wolfila8873
      @wolfila8873 4 роки тому +7

      Wait...? You really think that the existence of rich people causes poverty and starvation? How does that work? Rich people are rich because they've exchanged goods or their talents that people need/want in exchange for money. They are creators of wealth. They are solvers of problems. If you're going to generalize all bad things of "rich people" because what some of them do (like cheating taxes) then generalize the goods things as well, won't you?

    • @joanbowden7634
      @joanbowden7634 4 роки тому +6

      U just reminded me of the time my late husband had to do a stage for a KY horse farm.
      He came home telling me that the "cheapest" car there was a Jaguar.
      Long story short, he brought home filet mignon, fresh lobster, caviar, unopened bottles of champagne (not the cheap stuff), gorgeous centerpieces, u name it!
      Guess what the hosts were gonna do w/ it? U got it....trash it!
      Must be nice to be that rich that u can just trash food like that w/ no regard for other's hunger.

    • @j-me6317
      @j-me6317 4 роки тому +2

      @Morgoth Bauglir I'd assume that many of the CEO's of yesteryear were the ones who built companies from the ground up, and had more respect for the workers because they used to be one themselves, instead of going to an elite college, and taking the fast track to being an executive.

    • @SensationalBanana
      @SensationalBanana 4 роки тому +4

      @@wolfila8873 I don't think so, I know so. The US is a prime example on what happens when Capitalists are allowed free roam.
      Your worship of the rich won't make your life better. They couldn't care less about you.

  • @KennethandJoyce
    @KennethandJoyce 4 роки тому +102

    Admit if your guilty and we will let you go 😂😂😂😂

  • @Gaeilgeoir
    @Gaeilgeoir 4 роки тому +18

    I can't decide which I love more: Trevor cracking up at that audience member's groan at 8:04 or the way the end-of-video music kept playing and then tricked us into more Trevor again and again. Well done! More videos like this, please, Trevor! 😁😁😁

  • @ryuman757
    @ryuman757 3 роки тому +2

    20:27 Wow that clip aged beautifully 🤣🤣🤣

  • @indominuswrex9465
    @indominuswrex9465 4 роки тому +126

    "They keep rubbing their money in people's faces!" And now we want to see them suffer like we do 😁

    • @fbpo1699
      @fbpo1699 3 роки тому +1

      Kinda ironic, the dude that said that was wearing a $40k Rolex Day-Date

  • @theresav1679
    @theresav1679 4 роки тому +47

    How is it this video is hilarious and yet completely depressing? All at the same time. 😔😔😔😟😟😟

  • @TheWheelchairGuy
    @TheWheelchairGuy 4 роки тому +659

    Where does Trump get his Milk from?
    Mos-Cow

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +29

      Ba dum tsshh

    • @supremacy2040
      @supremacy2040 4 роки тому +24

      Great dad joke, I’m gonna take that one into my repertoire

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 4 роки тому +12

      Lool ,i guess he gets his meat from Slo -vealia too?

    • @supremacy2040
      @supremacy2040 4 роки тому +8

      Pietro Jenkins and his pussy from Jhina. Oh we were talking cows. Ooopps

    • @bookashkin
      @bookashkin 4 роки тому +2

      It's just a conspiracy theory pushed my Rachel Mad-Cow

  • @vanng799
    @vanng799 4 роки тому +46

    Trevor is just brilliant, love him!

  • @jeffwanakacha4983
    @jeffwanakacha4983 3 роки тому +5

    Took me this long to ever comment on a Trevor Noah joke..but hey- First thing that happened on this one- he laughed soooooo hard. And- I laughed, instinctively, just as hard!!

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 4 роки тому +1211

    Money can't buy Smartness for students. Look at Trump.

    • @zealousprogrammer4539
      @zealousprogrammer4539 4 роки тому

      @ThePark 627 I got ya Smartn[l]ess (without) hahaha

    • @zealousprogrammer4539
      @zealousprogrammer4539 4 роки тому +5

      @ThePark 627 No, I feel no sympathy for Trump whatsoever!

    • @Pcarnevaaa
      @Pcarnevaaa 4 роки тому +1

      “UPenn” lol

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 4 роки тому +13

      But it can buy that piece of paper that employers decide is more important than intelligence or aptitude. And if it comes from the same place the boss's came from you'll definitely going to get the job, as long as you can schmooze long enough for the interview. And let's face it A LOT of people fail up.

    • @leiajiang7877
      @leiajiang7877 4 роки тому +2

      Illiterate

  • @mchras
    @mchras 4 роки тому +11

    I'm so happy that I have an education system that doesn't care about money or status or if you were class president or the star athlete in high school. Cheating is not even worth it over here because you get so much help and so many opportunities. But more importantly, I'm so happy that most colleges (even the most prestigious ones) are tuition-free. No college debts for me or my parents!

  • @aurelcruz4115
    @aurelcruz4115 4 роки тому +40

    I was feeling bad for corruption in India now we have company

  • @sandralybrand9407
    @sandralybrand9407 3 роки тому +5

    Trevor is hilarious but also spot on!

  • @frankduku9387
    @frankduku9387 4 роки тому +22

    Smart way of throwing more light on biased justice system in a hilarious manner..I love this show

  • @shuttlegirl1749
    @shuttlegirl1749 3 роки тому +5

    I love how he starts the jussie smollett segment 😂😂😂I wouldn't have started it with a straight face either

  • @jparry1942
    @jparry1942 2 роки тому +5

    Neil Brennan... I can't breathe! On point and hilarious. If you or yours are ever coming through Boone IA you got a (covid) safe haven. Thanks. Respect.

  • @luiv6075
    @luiv6075 4 роки тому +6

    this is probably one of the best segments on tv. shedding light on the class discrimination that happens everyday

  • @Luna15234
    @Luna15234 4 роки тому +73

    When you are that rich you start to think that you are above the law and can do anything
    And apparently, you can get away with it by just some community service😐 that's a shame

    • @ilikefoodcrazy
      @ilikefoodcrazy 4 роки тому +2

      Thats life

    • @imalwayswatching1388
      @imalwayswatching1388 4 роки тому

      Actually, community service is a common punishment for first-time misdemeanors of this stature, regardless of wealth. I'm not going to argue that rich people dont have an advantage in the CJS cause that's obviously not true since they have access to better lawyers, but honestly, this is pretty standard.

  • @noctxrnal_cnvs
    @noctxrnal_cnvs 4 роки тому +4

    The "Make him admit it in a room full of eagles fans" remark is gold!! 🤣

  • @harmscharm
    @harmscharm 4 роки тому +37

    “ Pittsburgh entertain me”omfg😂

  • @galemiller7422
    @galemiller7422 4 роки тому +3

    Trevor Noah is the Best comedian I've seen in a long time! The jussie Smollett! Story is hilarious! I did not know Subway was open 24 hours either?until I saw the interview with Jesse Smollett making this so much funnier! 😂 Lol!❤️

  • @Reymii100
    @Reymii100 4 роки тому +41

    Did just anybody noticed that at 13:59 you can hear lucid dreams from Juicy Wrld in the background? wtf 😂

  • @leorictheskeletonking9462
    @leorictheskeletonking9462 4 роки тому +207

    If I had the money, I wouldn’t buy my kid into school, I buy the school!

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +15

      How about just getting them acting lessons. Then using your connections to get them gigs.

    • @Low_violin
      @Low_violin 4 роки тому +6

      Disney should take your advice for their kid Peter... #disneybuysonyalready

    • @sakurarayne
      @sakurarayne 4 роки тому +13

      Or just you know.....teach them stuff...maybe a tutor?

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +4

      @@sakurarayne That's dangerous thinking. We're not talking about sense or morals here, we're talking about results guaranteed by money legally.

    • @justinjiang
      @justinjiang 4 роки тому +2

      Enough money to bribe , but not enough money to buy an entire achool

  • @MalikDShawn
    @MalikDShawn 4 роки тому +35

    The fact that he continues to call her by her Full House name "Aunt Becky" is hilarious

  • @cynthiarichardson8189
    @cynthiarichardson8189 4 роки тому +125

    Trump promise the USA they are gonna be so rich so fast.
    Almost 4 years ,Still waiting

    • @Fate263
      @Fate263 4 роки тому +2

      ...pretty sure he didn't mean US, specifically... As his actions show.

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN 4 роки тому +2

      He is a pathological liar

    • @watcherenjoyer123
      @watcherenjoyer123 3 роки тому

      Taypayer money is being stolen and no tax audits went out.

    • @lindawoodring7404
      @lindawoodring7404 3 роки тому

      Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.

    • @kjbaker8532
      @kjbaker8532 3 роки тому

      Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.

  • @sorasorisora
    @sorasorisora 4 роки тому +151

    why is it that Trevor, Seth, and Stephen always take their hiatus on the same week lately? my sanity and sense of humor go rock bottom whenever they're not on air.

    • @celinetan7257
      @celinetan7257 4 роки тому +2

      SAME I feel so empty!!! :’(

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 роки тому +1

      Same been trying to keep my sense of humor up.

    • @henrywilliams3355
      @henrywilliams3355 4 роки тому +13

      And John Oliver is barely enough to tide us over because he's weekly and not daily...

    • @CallieMasters5000
      @CallieMasters5000 4 роки тому +7

      August is a crap month for TV.

    • @bsing2u
      @bsing2u 4 роки тому +3

      Omg same here... Bill Maher is on my list as well.

  • @vividpetite
    @vividpetite 4 роки тому +116

    Please talk about the amazon fire

    • @grayrachelle
      @grayrachelle 4 роки тому +3

      thanks for saying this. I just started reading about it now. amazonwatch.org/news/2019/0821-amazon-rainforest-has-been-on-fire-for-three-weeks-heres-why-youre-only-hearing-about-it-now

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +2

      That's news, get out of here 😶

    • @wardenm
      @wardenm 4 роки тому +8

      They're off this week, thus all the clip compilations.

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +6

      @@wardenm True but in general, the Amazon is not getting the publication it needs.

    • @lorddabian5030
      @lorddabian5030 4 роки тому +11

      Ken Allen amazon in the lungs of this planet , yet Notre Dam had more publicity , people’s priorities sucks

  • @rc6936
    @rc6936 3 роки тому +7

    You have got to be the funniest person since George Carlin I love you Trevor

  • @hildafaith9165
    @hildafaith9165 2 роки тому +2

    this is the best realistic comedy show ever .love u trevoh

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 4 роки тому +9

    11:33
    It’s a serious matter, but that part gets me every time.

  • @AndiDuck
    @AndiDuck 4 роки тому +27

    Laurie !! Laurie !! Pay my tuition !! funny sound bite of the year . The only funnier one would have been when police carried Julian Assange out of the Ecuadorian embassy like a plank of lumber and Julian Assange had yelled -- Trump!! Trump !! Pay my Lawyer !!

  • @rsj4548
    @rsj4548 4 роки тому +11

    Rich people really live in another world.

  • @KittMouri
    @KittMouri 4 роки тому +5

    Trevor's laugh is priceless! 😂❤

  • @HongFeiBai
    @HongFeiBai 4 роки тому +36

    "I'm really rich! I'm really rich!"
    Now that I've gotten into the mindset, I'm ready to run for President.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 роки тому +2

      You forgot the part where he convinces his fans that he is really one of them and has been fucking them over...um, I mean...fighting for them all his life.

  • @monkeybeasts
    @monkeybeasts 4 роки тому +113

    rich people are so greedy for more money

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou 4 роки тому +7

      Most rich people don't think they are rich, they'll always look up to the ultra rich and think themselves poor.
      Often acting like they have it so much harder than those who don't even make minimum wage.

    • @foxt.5043
      @foxt.5043 4 роки тому +3

      You know to an African that statement would apply to you ;/

    • @tenacious645
      @tenacious645 4 роки тому +1

      @@foxt.5043 that's such a good point

    • @deacan5510
      @deacan5510 4 роки тому +1

      Fox T. I’m African and I ain’t poor

    • @foxt.5043
      @foxt.5043 4 роки тому

      @@deacan5510 then count yourself more fortunate than others

  • @bridgetbinion8494
    @bridgetbinion8494 2 місяці тому +1

    I love when Trevor gets the giggles.

  • @jasprerph
    @jasprerph 4 роки тому +4

    Trevor , you give me life ! Intelligent and witty comedy ! Love you !

    • @davidhyde9474
      @davidhyde9474 Рік тому

      SERIOUSLY HE NEEDS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024

  • @zazodream4218
    @zazodream4218 4 роки тому +42

    Lol I cant focus on the stories trevor is so funny 🤣😂🤣
    Well it's all pretty sad but at least he made it entertaining

  • @igorac
    @igorac 4 роки тому +1091

    Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
    Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
    Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
    Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
    Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
    Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
    Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
    Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
    Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
    Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
    Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
    President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
    Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
    President: “Ah, in that case…”

  • @imaginethat3026
    @imaginethat3026 4 роки тому +4

    That comedian drove the point home perfectly: its not that we want something for nothing, we just want a chance at survival.

    • @davidhyde9474
      @davidhyde9474 Рік тому +1

      HE IS A HONORED JOURNALIST EXTREMLY BRILLANT HE SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024

  • @marciawade8813
    @marciawade8813 14 днів тому

    My brother got into that Uni. In his interview, he was asked how he was able to grade so high on the SAT. (Yet such poor HS grades. Straight C- student, (Didn't reveal he had straight in elementary until brain injury after falling down a mountain). He explained he had 2 & 3 jobs all through high school which limited his study time. (Morning & afternoon news paper routes & retail shop weekends & holidays.) His success was: He listened well, discussed & debated well and studied two How Too books: One on Taking Tests & another on How to... SAT. After being denied Med School due to the Euthanasia question he went to Law School.

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 4 роки тому +537

    Whole lotta people worshipping the almighty dollar

    • @ibrahimcisse9
      @ibrahimcisse9 4 роки тому +4

      Tetsu Hatano aint that the usa?

    • @bushidotestu1997
      @bushidotestu1997 4 роки тому +7

      Khalil Cisse unfortunately

    • @jesterjacks3933
      @jesterjacks3933 4 роки тому +5

      Shiiiiiit, money can't buy happiness but it gets you pretty damn close.

    • @Tcwilliams07
      @Tcwilliams07 4 роки тому +5

      C.R.E.A.M.
      Sad but true

    • @Broke_No_Joke4_7
      @Broke_No_Joke4_7 4 роки тому +2

      Preachers needing jets, presidents needing walls and vacation expenses, God needing tithes. Man, we can go back forever with this stuff.

  • @drew_gon1617
    @drew_gon1617 4 роки тому +3

    These videos are great to remember everything shitty that’s happened for the past while

  • @padmajagannathan1148
    @padmajagannathan1148 3 роки тому +1

    the intro made me wanna watch Crazy Rich Asians again for some reason🤷‍♀️

  • @VidsVenk
    @VidsVenk 4 роки тому +2

    13:00 - 13:25 Trevor's silver linings are the best.

  • @davitcastro1619
    @davitcastro1619 4 роки тому +12

    Why does the beat go so hard tho? Yall didn't have to hype me up like that every minute and a half.

  • @mysticmarble94
    @mysticmarble94 4 роки тому +15

    I want new episodes 😭😭😭😭

  • @Fernandez711
    @Fernandez711 4 роки тому +8

    My whole school is slowly embracing democratic socialism. I'm starting a club to promote it. I'm excited for our future ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

    • @yammyfromearth3410
      @yammyfromearth3410 4 роки тому

      I don't know... Socialism in the books is kind of a bad thing.
      Just saying.

    • @Fernandez711
      @Fernandez711 4 роки тому +2

      @@yammyfromearth3410 socialism and democratic socialism are different. I understand your confusion but if you take a couple minutes just to google it, you'll see the difference.

    • @Fernandez711
      @Fernandez711 4 роки тому

      @@aprilmay1700 I disagree but everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's been a huge success btw :)

  • @RochelleEskue
    @RochelleEskue 4 роки тому +7

    They won't be in shock or mad at him. Instead, they'll praise him for his deceitfulness and be proud of him for manipulating the system.

  • @LelynnsSquirrels
    @LelynnsSquirrels 4 роки тому +22

    i think some ppl may of got the wrong idea, about what it means to b socialized...

  • @amansyj
    @amansyj 3 роки тому +3

    "Juicy Smuliyee" by Dave Chappelle😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ptierney12
    @ptierney12 4 роки тому +2

    This is a great segment!

  • @algamboa1987
    @algamboa1987 4 роки тому +1

    Love these compilations, thanks CC.

  • @hannah5369
    @hannah5369 4 роки тому +146

    It's funny that Trump tried to buy Greenland and then canceled the trip because they said no. like seriously even they thought he was joking and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with. It's not like we can put him in time out for his temper tantrum either, seriously he needs to grow up.

    • @kx4998
      @kx4998 4 роки тому +6

      nah he must have thought we are in the 1800s

    • @elaexplorer
      @elaexplorer 4 роки тому +21

      Lol he canceled a trip to Denmark cause he couldn't buy Greenland. That's even crazier. It's like canceling a trip to the UK because he couldn't buy Australia.

    • @thePronto
      @thePronto 4 роки тому +35

      He said that the Danish PM was 'nasty' to him and could have just politely said 'no thanks'. This coming from a man who insults and demeans anyone who doesn't fall at his feet; who runs more vendettas than all of Italy put together; who promises and then foreswears as naturally as breathing...

    • @Hassefar60
      @Hassefar60 4 роки тому +23

      "... and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with".
      Believe me.. we knew already.

    • @healingdog364
      @healingdog364 4 роки тому +4

      Affluenza... so they say

  • @mochiasdessert
    @mochiasdessert 4 роки тому +3

    This show is funny and educational, lovin it

  • @kiswahilikitukuzwe2547
    @kiswahilikitukuzwe2547 4 роки тому +1

    This is a recipe for a revolution. Revolutions don't happen in a vacuum!

  • @ltanksley1
    @ltanksley1 4 роки тому +11

    The crime and the bonus crime. They should spend serious time in jail.

  • @winterqueen8346
    @winterqueen8346 4 роки тому +11

    Dislikes?? In this videos....
    An exact example of the truth hurts!!👊👊😉

  • @ronkirk5099
    @ronkirk5099 4 роки тому +3

    Great segment! You nailed it Trevor and did it with comic flare!!

  • @miapark1018
    @miapark1018 3 роки тому +1

    Idk why i laughed so hard on the Eagles joke but he would definitely not walk out walking 😂

  • @shireenzada7111
    @shireenzada7111 4 роки тому +3

    Lmao at the” little Joshua “part

  • @shellikalton130
    @shellikalton130 4 роки тому +34

    I think you have a great idea of funding scholarships. The punishment would fit the crime

  • @sdpitt49
    @sdpitt49 4 роки тому +113

    The United Oligarchy of America

    • @sdpitt49
      @sdpitt49 4 роки тому +4

      @Boyd if you think this all started with trump, then you have a LOT of back seasons to catch up on. LOL trump was completely predictable

  • @olenkap9585
    @olenkap9585 4 роки тому +18

    Trevor talks about rich people like he isn't a millionaire himself =)))

    • @WakeNbaker
      @WakeNbaker 3 роки тому +5

      He also understands what it's like to be dirt poor unlike these people he speaks about who are born into money.

    • @CreepinCreeper01
      @CreepinCreeper01 3 роки тому +1

      If he even is a millionaire it has only been since hosting the daily show

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому +4

      Jessica Baker yah people who got rich after knowing what it is like to be dirt poor understand the struggles of everyday people.

  • @gloriakiss5823
    @gloriakiss5823 2 роки тому +2

    Love ya real honesty 💯

  • @ariannasubs8015
    @ariannasubs8015 4 роки тому +5

    I died laughing at 8:02 😂😂😂😂😂 Love you Trevor

  • @justme0910
    @justme0910 4 роки тому +47

    I used to say "Eat the rich" as a joke, but the more I hear about their antics, the more I start to believe that literal wealth-based cannibalism might be a good idea after all.

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 4 роки тому +2

      It's Eat The Rich vs Kill The Poor

    • @SaraH-jn5db
      @SaraH-jn5db 4 роки тому +1

      Getting #wealthbasedcannibalism tattooed on my ass

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 3 роки тому

      And the rich are panicing because it is looking more and more possible

  • @callmeso3714
    @callmeso3714 3 роки тому +2

    11:59 I'm looping that time because Trevor just looked damned adorable.

  • @PerfectlyPedanticPokemonPlayer
    @PerfectlyPedanticPokemonPlayer 2 роки тому +1

    Literally, I was obsessed with full house and when I heard the news I said the same thing. "so disappointed with you Aunt Becky"

  • @JustaMomnFamily
    @JustaMomnFamily 4 роки тому +3

    Btw I just want to say to whomever edited this video: Thank you for your time that you took to make this longer put together clips!

  • @perifogel2623
    @perifogel2623 4 роки тому +36

    Rich people really be running this country* it's unreal
    *And the world

    • @jakemoeller7850
      @jakemoeller7850 4 роки тому +1

      Not just this country...the world.

    • @davidmaggiacomo409
      @davidmaggiacomo409 4 роки тому

      That’s who the world has and always will be run

    • @mookins45
      @mookins45 4 роки тому +1

      new-gen dems, not Biden, will attack the problem like true Americans

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 4 роки тому +1

      News to you Peri - Vladimir Putin is reportedly worth $200bn ...and he has his billionaire buddies running the show in Russia.

    • @anotherpointofview222
      @anotherpointofview222 4 роки тому +1

      Yep. Certainly not poor people.