@@meganofsherwood3665 idk if it's the same in America but here to get a trolley (shopping kart) at a supermarket, you have to put a pound in to unlock it then you get your pound back at the end when you park it again. This is usually to prevent people taking them and ditching them
The only part I can relate to is the part about unlocking your car from an unnecessary distance. I JUST LOVE IT. I love seeing people look around, wondering who just made that car beep and blink lights.
My dad is that person that, who when he was able to afford a car with a boot latch, purposely hid away and opened it when people walked past to startle them. He thought it was the funniest thing ever
Michael is so uninhibited, which makes him incredibly honest. He is the first comedian I have ever heard that sends himself up in such a humanly honest and totally unabashed way. Others send themselves up but in ways that are obscure to the average person, Michael admits, in detail, to all of the things we do but would never admit to and that we try to hide. It is unquestionably refreshing and funny and is his delivery is intoxicating.
I admit I go to Waitrose but I'd never give up that pound, that's a pound... C'mon the pounds don't look after themselves when they're left in the trolley......
@@tonysworld3001*than... Idiot Yes I do have have money and I do also have brains, that's how I make my money. I just prefer food there, they have things ordinary markets don't. On top of that, it's the closest store to me unless I drive 9 miles to Sainsbury's.
Ur hilarious ‘Let me just get in my Range Rover, which is mine?’ - honestly was just thinking this morning in the car park how many range rovers there were
@@mjbutnotmaryjane in Ireland Aldi is €11.70 an hour, nurses get paid €13.50 an hour. In Aldi you don't have to give anyone a bed bath or clean up vomit daily. My point being, nurses are drastically under paid.
Ha, everyone in the UK maybe. Take an Italian or French person around Waitrose, and watch them laugh as you insist that these are our expensive high quality ready meals... :)
@@russianroomba9948 Sure I have. Big fan of their ready made lasagnes and cheap suits. It's like being transported to Milan every time I venture in there :D
I remember when I was in Aldi once, there was a woman on the phone and she said ‘just a second Deborah I’m just grabbing some things in Waitrose and I’ll be on my way!’ Hehe liar! 😆
Why are there over 100; dislikes, this man is naturally very funny without being offensive or rude. Somehow without the swearing and about everyday stuff makes it relatable and therefore very funny.
I only learnt they existed when Land Rover were recalling their Freelanders ( yes the poor mans Range Rover). I got a 2016 Ford galaxy, the boot opened all the way up its self when I pressed the button and I was shook. The most my poor Freelander can do is to unlock, it doesn’t do the whole open up itself. Very sad when I got my car back.
Peaceful Painting even the cheap cars nowadays have it, I’m not sure if they got it as a mod but even fords have this feature, doesn’t make me feel as special anymore :(
Michael Mcintyre is my favourite comedian of all time, I watch the videos over and over and it always put me in stitches.. just want to correct one thing, Waitrose trollies don't and never had pound slot.
TRUE STORY: 4 pots of tea once smashed on my legs in Waitrose. My sister took me to the toilets - not cold water. About 15 mins later, 'first aider' comes in and says "sorry for the delay, I couldn't find the frozen pea isle!!"
I laughed for like 3 minutes straight laughing at the part where he said “the chickens walk through the main entrance like this is my family can u just uck us like yeah” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
A few hours ago after I watch this me and my family went to Waitrose and I didn’t believe the joke about boots but when I seen it happen literally I was shook 😂
@@claraursic8656 Yes.there is a slot in the cart handle that releases a chain that the carts are strung together with when stored in a line at the front of the store. When you return the cart to the line and join it to the one in front of you you get the coin back.
'Who can be bothered to return the trolly for a quid? By the time I've done that the house will have made fifteen grand!' Speaking as someone who has just brought their first place (a one-bedroom flat for the same price my parents brought their four-bedroom detached property with a giant garden for ten years ago - that same property I grew up in is now worth half a million) this is too real. It felt like house prices were going up faster than I could save.
Bee P I’ve often wondered what their UK equivalent was. Do you have Ocado? Very posh and specialist, which I do shop at because I’m veggie and dairy and gluten free (allergies). 🙈
I will never see Waitrose or my grandparents’ Range Rover ever again….. nowadays, whenever my family sees a Waitrose we Always point it out, to makes matters even better, my mum just got gifted a voucher to Waitrose😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i was talking to my friend who shops at Waitrose and he literally goes "the food is so organic, its slightly more expensive than Aldi but so what i get a grand an hour"
When I was 3, my mom gave me a chocolate square, and when I asked for another piece, she said "there's no more, it's in your tummy". My response: "Can you get it back?"
My sister used to love telling me she shopped at Waitrose. That was until her husband took things in hand and now he does the shopping - at Lidel! lol.
Most of the waitrose bags are used in lidl and aldi and then loaded to the range rover in alderley edge and then driven quickly before the neighbours see you in the car park but then take 2 hours to unload at home announcing that they have been supposedly.and then finishing a coffee in the big Costa cup that was made with farmfiods value coffee 3 hours earlier at home.
Now living in Italy and no longer Cheltenham, I bought 2 avocados, 13 cherry tomatoes, 2 bananas, a pear, 2 zucchini, 2 carrots, and 4 figs for €8,20 and immediately thought “beat that Waitrose!” 😉
Muslim, Christian, Jew, Hindu, Sikh, Atheist, Gay, Lesbian, Immigrant, Rich, Poor, they all find Michael's comedy funny. Its universal comedy, comedy for everyone in a society not those who like to see others offended.
In Canada (at least in my city) we have grocery stores that are twice as expensive as the cheaper ones but nobody who shops there will ever admit that the prices are actually high. People here only brag about how cheap their store of choice is. Heated arguments are frequently started between the Costco-fanatics (they are religiously devout) and the Superstore or Walmart advocates while the Safeway and Co-op people tune it out because they don't check prices and just assume their stores are just as cheap (if pressed they will say they haven't tried out the other stores because they don't live close to them). The most expensive grocery store here is called "Save on Foods" which people only shop at because they get confused by the name and think it is a discount store and are apparently too dumb to remember how much stuff costs in other stores so they think they are getting a good deal. And then they stupidly brag about shopping at a "cheap" grocery store, which blows my mind.
For more context, Target tried to open several shops in my city a few years ago and went out of business within a couple months because word spread that it wasn't cheap and nobody went there. Literally anyone you ask if they went to Target while it was here says "no I heard it wasn't actually cheap and didn't bother" or occasionally "yeah but I didn't buy anything because it was too expensive." And that was Target - not exactly posh. My city is frequently used as a test market because it is believed that if something sells here, it will sell anywhere.
@@fizzybizzy3790 .... um yes, that is exactly what I said. People were looking forward to Target opening because it was really cheap/affordable in America but when they heard the ones that opened here weren't, nobody bothered even going at all. I'm not sure what is "not true".
@@taylaca You made it sound like people were not going as rumours were spread that it wasn't affordable. It has nothing to do with it not being "posh". It was simply the fact that people felt they were being ripped off for the same things that Americans were paying less for. Have a wonderful day :)))
Interesting on other videos the waitrose trolley push he says "fuck off" on a posh accent or have I heard it completely wrong.... Definitely didn't say "off u go"
Armegelian Major Cow a.k.a. The Dish of the Day, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, wanted to be eaten. There is also an 'eat me' advertise trope.
The food is nicer at waitrose and they were the first supermarket to do organic food in early 1980s. It was only place to get organic food where i lived at the time. Even tho the range was very small. They did more ethical products. Altho its a bit weird if they pay staff less than the others. Given they were all for fair trade
"the Waitrose posh push" 😂😂
I'm literally that aldi person that always peers at lone trolleys to see if there's a pound in there lol
I used to shop at Sainsbury's with my mother. We had a pound thing that we re used. I used to just like poking it in the trolley... that's it. :)
@@jasmineday6691 that's me to this day
Ok...someone please take pity on a poor American and explain the "pound in the trolley" thing
@@meganofsherwood3665 idk if it's the same in America but here to get a trolley (shopping kart) at a supermarket, you have to put a pound in to unlock it then you get your pound back at the end when you park it again. This is usually to prevent people taking them and ditching them
@@HRRN-gh3wj Ohhhh. That makes sense!
Most of the stores here just assume some carts won't come back XD
Would you like a bag ...... no I just need a bin that was funny
Fuck off.
Sensible Fun Why
What's crazy is when you've got a whole cart full of goods and they ask if you'd like a bag.
@@Competitive_Antagonist They don't know if you have middle class canvass shopping bags secreted upon your person.
@@HighHoeKermit
True. Those things can sometimes be packed quite small.
I AM the person from Aldi in the bushes😂😂😂😂
Ochanya Ocheola-Oki same at a Aldi at mine I hopped the fence x
@@whyamigae9666 what
The reason Michael McIntyre is hilarious is because everything is just simply true. He makes normal life funny
Even when I don't know what he's talking about it's funny because of his storytelling. 😂
I do lol
The boot bit lost me 😂
Has Michael ever been on Strictly? He seems like he's a good dancer.
I want him too!!!
jack the Lass he doesnt need the money fame or work to do strictly
i dont think so
He is graceful, isn't he?
Hahahaha
The only part I can relate to is the part about unlocking your car from an unnecessary distance. I JUST LOVE IT.
I love seeing people look around, wondering who just made that car beep and blink lights.
My dad loves doing that for some reason... The car is never too far to unlock it
My dad is that person that, who when he was able to afford a car with a boot latch, purposely hid away and opened it when people walked past to startle them. He thought it was the funniest thing ever
"Feed me" lmaoo
As an Aldi shopper I can confirm the bit at the end is accurate.
Michael is so uninhibited, which makes him incredibly honest. He is the first comedian I have ever heard that sends himself up in such a humanly honest and totally unabashed way. Others send themselves up but in ways that are obscure to the average person, Michael admits, in detail, to all of the things we do but would never admit to and that we try to hide. It is unquestionably refreshing and funny and is his delivery is intoxicating.
he’s a humble comedian..with much to be humble about.
I admit I go to Waitrose but I'd never give up that pound, that's a pound... C'mon the pounds don't look after themselves when they're left in the trolley......
No but the trolly does 😂
You waste your money
@@tonysworld3001 Thanks for your contribution there. I'm sure I am, whether or not, it's not of concern to you. I'll spend my money as I please.
Go for your life just not smart is what I'm saying just means you have more money then brains
@@tonysworld3001*than... Idiot
Yes I do have have money and I do also have brains, that's how I make my money. I just prefer food there, they have things ordinary markets don't. On top of that, it's the closest store to me unless I drive 9 miles to Sainsbury's.
Ur hilarious
‘Let me just get in my Range Rover, which is mine?’ - honestly was just thinking this morning in the car park how many range rovers there were
it’samelie xx easy way of admitting you shop at WAITROSE
Emily Woodcock :)
ThiS video made me feel proud as I work at WAITROSE! 😂
What's the pay like 👀
£8 p/hr
@@Alroytt which is ironic since Aldi (9.10/hr now), Morrison's (8.35/hr), Sainsburys (9.20/hr) all pay more /hr despite being seen as less expensive
@@mjbutnotmaryjane in Ireland Aldi is €11.70 an hour, nurses get paid €13.50 an hour. In Aldi you don't have to give anyone a bed bath or clean up vomit daily. My point being, nurses are drastically under paid.
Just gotta get it out there that it’s _WAITROSE!_
Doing a full shop at Waitrose should be on everyone's bucket list for the smug factor 😊
Ha, everyone in the UK maybe. Take an Italian or French person around Waitrose, and watch them laugh as you insist that these are our expensive high quality ready meals... :)
Jack Burton
This is relevant why
@@grantmalone Ever heard of marks and spencers
@@russianroomba9948 Sure I have. Big fan of their ready made lasagnes and cheap suits. It's like being transported to Milan every time I venture in there :D
Our Waitrose is falling to bits not at all posh but ridiculously expensive, had to go there the other week, and refused to pay the prices.
Only Michael McIntyre can act as a trolley
Lol 😂 I just love Michael McIntyre he’s so funny and he cracks me up 😂😂😂😂😂😂xx 🥰🥰🥰
I remember when I was in Aldi once, there was a woman on the phone and she said ‘just a second Deborah I’m just grabbing some things in Waitrose and I’ll be on my way!’
Hehe liar! 😆
Camilla 😂
Wow this is the pinnacle of comedy!!!!
He doesn’t use foul language or try to be edgy and he’s hilarious. I honestly find it very impressive
Oh he does, tells the same joke in another clip and definitely doesn't say "off you go"
Almost choked on my dinner watching this 😂😂😂
Why are there over 100; dislikes, this man is naturally very funny without being offensive or rude. Somehow without the swearing and about everyday stuff makes it relatable
and therefore very funny.
Tells you what class I'm in when I say I never even knew self opening boots existed.....
Is that because your chauffeur does it for you 😉
Peaceful Painting Muppet
I only learnt they existed when Land Rover were recalling their Freelanders ( yes the poor mans Range Rover). I got a 2016 Ford galaxy, the boot opened all the way up its self when I pressed the button and I was shook. The most my poor Freelander can do is to unlock, it doesn’t do the whole open up itself. Very sad when I got my car back.
same lol
Peaceful Painting even the cheap cars nowadays have it, I’m not sure if they got it as a mod but even fords have this feature, doesn’t make me feel as special anymore :(
Michael Mcintyre is my favourite comedian of all time, I watch the videos over and over and it always put me in stitches.. just want to correct one thing, Waitrose trollies don't and never had pound slot.
TRUE STORY: 4 pots of tea once smashed on my legs in Waitrose. My sister took me to the toilets - not cold water. About 15 mins later, 'first aider' comes in and says "sorry for the delay, I couldn't find the frozen pea isle!!"
One of his best, makes me laugh every time
He's pretty funny, definitely one of the best
Aldi is the place, Aldi and Lidl, bruh don't shade them
FireFoxies eggs come from battery farms
Biscuit The dog very true
Biscuit The dog depends if you choose to buy the cheap ones. Aldi and lidl both sell free range, or field grown eggs.
@@kiwikiwi7375 you can tell too my the strength of the shell.
I laughed for like 3 minutes straight laughing at the part where he said “the chickens walk through the main entrance like this is my family can u just uck us like yeah” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
‘..fUcK oFf..’ It’s the waitrose push, it’s just.. ‘..fUcK oFf..’
The start with the delivery person feeding you is def a Jim Gaffigan bit
He’s actual hilarious
A few hours ago after I watch this me and my family went to Waitrose and I didn’t believe the joke about boots but when I seen it happen literally I was shook 😂
3:02 "Well by the time I got there and back the house would've made about 15 grand..."
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Pure British humour at its best
Our Waitrose is so posh that the trolleys don’t require a pound !
I appear to have eaten this lasagna! That killed me 😂
The chickens they just sacrifice themselves 😂😂😂😂 buying a Waitrose chicken again..... I just can’t!!!! 😂😭😂😂😂
You're the best Michael !!!
he's so hilarious, I actually can't 😂
You can't laugh?
How does he make everything so funny 😂😂😂
"the chickens just sacrifice themselves" lost it
Waitrose is like top posh for me...heck my idea of a splurge is going to M&S. 😂😂 Lidl all the way!!
Waitrose Food Quality is horrendous comapred to M&S.
M&S sells some disgusting foods.
Considering you have to pay for the bbc this is quite a lengthy clip for UA-cam tbh
You dont have to pay
Zack E YeS you do. Tv license instead of ads
@@elliot7753 You can watch the TV and not get caught without a license
Zack E that’s illegal
@@joshuaroney And
I would have collected all those trolleys and collected all those pounds £.
Like Tom Hanks in The Terminal.
Absolute genius even though he talks about everything we do on a daily basis
For awhile people even scoffed at the idea of a milkman as old fashioned. Ten years later...everything is delivered...
Michael always makes me laugh when i’m down
Hang out in that parking lot and make some easy money.
annette fournier how? What did he mean, there was money in the shopping carts?
@@claraursic8656 Yes.there is a slot in the cart handle that releases a chain that the carts are strung together with when stored in a line at the front of the store. When you return the cart to the line and join it to the one in front of you you get the coin back.
Maybe worth doing if you're a kid with bunch of free time.
You don’t have to use a £ to obtain a Waitrose trolley 😂 still funny though
'Who can be bothered to return the trolly for a quid? By the time I've done that the house will have made fifteen grand!' Speaking as someone who has just brought their first place (a one-bedroom flat for the same price my parents brought their four-bedroom detached property with a giant garden for ten years ago - that same property I grew up in is now worth half a million) this is too real. It felt like house prices were going up faster than I could save.
Cool story bro
I'm wheezing also I SHOP AT WAITROSE
Whole Foods in the US 😆😆😆
Bee P I’ve often wondered what their UK equivalent was. Do you have Ocado? Very posh and specialist, which I do shop at because I’m veggie and dairy and gluten free (allergies). 🙈
I was going to write a comment sooner but I was shopping at WAITROSE!!!!
I live in Sicily now but still shopping at Eurospin with my posh push Waitrose trolley coint ❤️ God, I miss the UK 🥳
I will never see Waitrose or my grandparents’ Range Rover ever again….. nowadays, whenever my family sees a Waitrose we Always point it out, to makes matters even better, my mum just got gifted a voucher to Waitrose😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:11
They just pause and go
OFF YOU GO
Him:my wife likes to shop at Waitrose,it’s middle class
Me:same dude same
I find Waitrose is generally cheaper on the things we buy. I always thought they were more expensive too, but they’re not.
I guess during my next appointment with my therapist, I'm just going to have to tell him, "Sorry I am better!!!!"
i was talking to my friend who shops at Waitrose and he literally goes "the food is so organic, its slightly more expensive than Aldi but so what i get a grand an hour"
When I was 3, my mom gave me a chocolate square, and when I asked for another piece, she said "there's no more, it's in your tummy". My response: "Can you get it back?"
They don’t have pounds in the trolleys at Waitrose.
Alex Fenner They actually do now, it’s been on just recently.
Heart Wise Lady i went yesterday and they didn't? maybe it's regional
You actually have to put in a £50 note to use a trolley at Waitrose
Dead-girl walking ah well you see in my town its actually 50 grand
@@twopixeltoe in my local wAITROSE, you just put in your credit card
Our local Waitrose is being replaced by an Aldi 🤣🤣
One of his best gags
The amount of accents he makes in 4 minutes
3:13😂😂in dying😂😂
0:41
I appear to have eaten this
*pause
LASAGNE
My sister used to love telling me she shopped at Waitrose. That was until her husband took things in hand and now he does the shopping - at Lidel! lol.
Most of the waitrose bags are used in lidl and aldi and then loaded to the range rover in alderley edge and then driven quickly before the neighbours see you in the car park but then take 2 hours to unload at home announcing that they have been supposedly.and then finishing a coffee in the big Costa cup that was made with farmfiods value coffee 3 hours earlier at home.
Now living in Italy and no longer Cheltenham, I bought 2 avocados, 13 cherry tomatoes, 2 bananas, a pear, 2 zucchini, 2 carrots, and 4 figs for €8,20 and immediately thought “beat that Waitrose!” 😉
Michael,my cheek muscles !.Have mercy on me 😂😂😂.I'm from Poland by the way 🙂
Muslim, Christian, Jew, Hindu, Sikh, Atheist, Gay, Lesbian, Immigrant, Rich, Poor, they all find Michael's comedy funny. Its universal comedy, comedy for everyone in a society not those who like to see others offended.
In Canada (at least in my city) we have grocery stores that are twice as expensive as the cheaper ones but nobody who shops there will ever admit that the prices are actually high. People here only brag about how cheap their store of choice is. Heated arguments are frequently started between the Costco-fanatics (they are religiously devout) and the Superstore or Walmart advocates while the Safeway and Co-op people tune it out because they don't check prices and just assume their stores are just as cheap (if pressed they will say they haven't tried out the other stores because they don't live close to them). The most expensive grocery store here is called "Save on Foods" which people only shop at because they get confused by the name and think it is a discount store and are apparently too dumb to remember how much stuff costs in other stores so they think they are getting a good deal. And then they stupidly brag about shopping at a "cheap" grocery store, which blows my mind.
For more context, Target tried to open several shops in my city a few years ago and went out of business within a couple months because word spread that it wasn't cheap and nobody went there. Literally anyone you ask if they went to Target while it was here says "no I heard it wasn't actually cheap and didn't bother" or occasionally "yeah but I didn't buy anything because it was too expensive." And that was Target - not exactly posh. My city is frequently used as a test market because it is believed that if something sells here, it will sell anywhere.
I can’t believe I just read all of that. 10 minutes wasted.
@@taylaca Not true. Target was much more affordable in America than in Canada and that is why it went out of business.
@@fizzybizzy3790 .... um yes, that is exactly what I said. People were looking forward to Target opening because it was really cheap/affordable in America but when they heard the ones that opened here weren't, nobody bothered even going at all. I'm not sure what is "not true".
@@taylaca You made it sound like people were not going as rumours were spread that it wasn't affordable. It has nothing to do with it not being "posh". It was simply the fact that people felt they were being ripped off for the same things that Americans were paying less for. Have a wonderful day :)))
LOVE IT!! SO FUNNY 💓😂💓😂
i just order it on my *luptup*
Alot of love and respect from pakistan you got many fans here love you 😘
Interesting on other videos the waitrose trolley push he says "fuck off" on a posh accent or have I heard it completely wrong.... Definitely didn't say "off u go"
You've misheard. He definitely says "Off you go...Goodbye!" on the other videos of the same act.
@@collinslfc there you go see it's my bad mind ha...amazing... Probably makes sense they never use the F.. word.. Thanks
no no, i recall seeing one where he says "fuck off" in the posh accent, not sure where it went but laughed so much- maybe they took it down?
@@ep4everlegend317 No don't just go with what the other guy says. You're right, he DID say fuck off on another video.
As someone who get their groceries from Waitrose he’s not wrong😂😂.
I don’t need a bag I need a bin (at the till presenting wrappers of food eaten whilst shopping - the lasagne!)
I enjoy this very much 😂
I'm American -- we don't have Waitrose in the United States, but we do have Aldi. And his line about Aldi is correct.
The Aldi part killed me 😂😂😂😂
Armegelian Major Cow a.k.a. The Dish of the Day, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, wanted to be eaten. There is also an 'eat me' advertise trope.
I love him❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
Off you go! Yup!
My mum refuses to acknowledge the Waitrose truth but it is so true
The house will have made 15,000 since we left it 😂😂😂
🤣😂
I work at Waitrose, I can confirm this.
The food is nicer at waitrose and they were the first supermarket to do organic food in early 1980s. It was only place to get organic food where i lived at the time. Even tho the range was very small. They did more ethical products. Altho its a bit weird if they pay staff less than the others. Given they were all for fair trade
My friends call me ‘a posh person’ for shopping at Sainsbury’s they all shop at Tesco & Lidl 😂
sophie emilia oi nothing wrong with tesco, lidl is rubbish but tesco is class don’t diss it
iAmLauren I’m not dissing sometimes I go to Tesco and my mum goes to Lidl bakery there good but I’m a Sainsbury’s person
sophie emilia eh sainsbury’s is alright but tesco is the elite
Sainsbury’s is a load of shite. Tesco’s, M&S and Aldi is where it’s at for food.
In comparison, it is a bit dearer than others.
My dads car has a boot that opens automatically and I love flicking it open it’s so fun
Oh british humour is so iconic 😂
Waitrose isn’t a thing in the north of England but when I go with my family, we go to Waitrose because it is the closest one to where we stay 😂
Every time I go into Waitrose now I think of this...
The Waitrose Posh Push!!
Oh in Australia, we collect our coins out of the trolley lol! A $1 or $2 (golden coins) is worth it.
Hedrik we do but its all the posh people who shop at waitrose
Just the fact that my mother shops at Aldi and my father at Waitrose-
There is a reason why the Royal Family buys all their groceries at Waitrose.
Jakub Widlarz they probably have shares in waitrose that’s why
Waitrose is part of the John Lewis partnership, a employee owned company. There's no share holders
I swear he has already made this joke on one of his shows beforehand