The Most Manly Picnic Pose | Michael McIntyre's Big Show

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  • @dreamhobbiz
    @dreamhobbiz 5 років тому +355

    I admire comedians like Michael. How the hell they can come up with hours of material just blows my mind. You must have a good memory to remember all the jokes and stories you want to tell for at least 2 hours, not to mention having great stage presence as well. When i am facing an audience, my mind goes completely blank. Salute to all comedians! 😍

    • @cf7571
      @cf7571 4 роки тому +7

      I agree with you -- but he's not memorising 2 hours of material raw. There are screens at the front of the stage where he can read off the next story, some key lines, etc. Still impressive, just a little more human.

  • @hibanoor7228
    @hibanoor7228 5 років тому +40

    How he manages to make the most mundane situations so utterly hilarious.. I can't get over it

  • @PishTosh83
    @PishTosh83 5 років тому +359

    I start out as a wafter, and if it doesn’t leave within 2,4 seconds, I run for dear life!

    • @mesmerist777
      @mesmerist777 4 роки тому +3

      Smart man to access the situation and deal with it accordingly. Screamers / Panickers make me nervous, when they scream and wave their limbs all over cause the bees / wasps more angry and aggressive.

    • @alexle4917
      @alexle4917 4 роки тому +2

      I see a bee like 2 metres away from me and run away

    • @yehboisaturn3872
      @yehboisaturn3872 4 роки тому

      mesmerist777 Cheers grandad for the analogy on bees movements

    • @valentinalujan3039
      @valentinalujan3039 4 роки тому

      Amen!!!

  • @gummygoo2
    @gummygoo2 4 роки тому +19

    I love how he just threw himself on the floor for the picnic bit 🤣🤣

  • @pattic8473
    @pattic8473 2 роки тому +15

    So glad I came upon this man. He can take just about any situation and make it hilarious. A very gifted comedian.

  • @Abigail-wz6be
    @Abigail-wz6be 4 роки тому +14

    I almost died laughing, that last one is so accurate it’s unreal

  • @mmmc5122
    @mmmc5122 5 років тому +98

    Wafter here! 😂😄

  • @elinahadzhimincheva8495
    @elinahadzhimincheva8495 3 роки тому +10

    Oh my gosh, Michael is the best!!! 🤭😍 Not a single bad thought can survive his sense of humor. 😂😂 So creative and intelligent, amazing. 🤩

  • @mesmerist777
    @mesmerist777 4 роки тому +5

    Michael McIntyre is a funny man and great story teller.

  • @jc9552
    @jc9552 3 роки тому +33

    Nobody screams as high pitch, touches his hair more often or walks more miles on stage than him.

  • @-Tidgy
    @-Tidgy 5 років тому +152

    If it's a wasp I panic, if it's a bee I just waft it away gently 😁

    • @HeadDetectiveLassie
      @HeadDetectiveLassie 4 роки тому

      I can never tell the difference between a bee, wasp, or hornet when I'm in the moment. - Alternates between still and panicking.

    • @Chris-hp9be
      @Chris-hp9be 4 роки тому +1

      How do you know the difference.? If its buzzing it can sting, that is my motto

    • @-Tidgy
      @-Tidgy 4 роки тому +1

      @@Chris-hp9be bees are good, they never sting unless they need to. If someone came into your home you'd want to attack them, same out in the street, if someone attacked or scared you you'd want to fight back, it's just their self defence. Hornets and wasps on the other hand...

    • @martinen.5025
      @martinen.5025 4 роки тому +2

      Wasps are longish, bees are fat and rounder..Honey bees are PHONOMINALLY beautiful.. late one summer's evening, something was buzzing around the table lamp..cats really interested in it...took a look with the magnifying glass...OMG..soo beautiful.. stunningly so.

  • @reiofsunshine5721
    @reiofsunshine5721 4 роки тому +353

    Harry Potter - Wafter
    Hermione Granger -Stay stiller
    Ronald Weasley - Panicker

  • @dalmamirabal7446
    @dalmamirabal7446 5 років тому +355

    Panicker, bigtime. Dont have a single thought about my bad knee, I run like the wind. And scream like a banshee. (if thats how you spell it)

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 5 років тому +5

      I'm a stay stiller😂😂😂

    • @luke-alex
      @luke-alex 5 років тому +8

      @@JaneDoe-ci3gj Is that because you're an unidentified corpse?

    • @pixielove25
      @pixielove25 5 років тому +4

      I am also of the same kind. I can confirm that the single sight of bees and wasps can make you forget any bodily pain and also make you discover vocal cords you never knew you had.

    • @elizabethgrinningson7730
      @elizabethgrinningson7730 5 років тому

      Same 😂😂

    • @NyanHomeschoolGirl17
      @NyanHomeschoolGirl17 5 років тому +2

      Same, I always make a high pitched screech and start sprinting away!

  • @propio2957
    @propio2957 5 років тому +322

    I'm a stay-stiller and I've never gotten stung by anything in my life.

    • @collinslfc
      @collinslfc 5 років тому +4

      You have to be careful though as a wasp may land on your face.

    • @propio2957
      @propio2957 5 років тому +16

      @@collinslfc it's happened. They really just kinda hang out for a second, then go away. I should add that once the bee/wasp vacates the immediate area, I also usually walk away before it comes back

    • @jamestaylor5417
      @jamestaylor5417 5 років тому +6

      Amurry 24537 someone’s fun at parties

    • @zeleniatdq
      @zeleniatdq 5 років тому +2

      Same here, I’m a stay-stiller and I’ve never gotten stung by anything.
      I was kinda raised to be a stay-stiller. My dad is ... a wafter/ murder, so every time I tell him/ told him there was awaited near by he killed it, an I regret saying anything.....
      The scariest Mae then with a wasp was when it was on my face, it was climbing on my EYE..! I was too afraid to move ( When Im scared I don’t run around, I stay still and can’t move.... ) .... but my god that was scary... 😖

    • @og87
      @og87 5 років тому

      Agreed and Same.

  • @Angel12199
    @Angel12199 5 років тому +10

    You are a sheer joy to watch!

  • @peaceandlove6670
    @peaceandlove6670 5 років тому +11

    Very creative comedy from Michael. All the family can enjoy. He is right about the wasps. Many a good picnic has been ruined by wasps, they are pesky. Tip: put a mound of jam a few meters away from your spread. They will diverge on the jam and leave you alone. Tried it, it works!

  • @aDifferentJT
    @aDifferentJT 5 років тому +138

    There’s also the exterminators, those who seek out and destroy

    • @JaneDoe-ci3gj
      @JaneDoe-ci3gj 5 років тому +2

      So true😂👍

    • @BetsyG24
      @BetsyG24 5 років тому +3

      Yep, if is not gone will be ☠by 🗞👟

    • @contr4dixion
      @contr4dixion 4 роки тому

      Hahaha... yes

    • @pastygrey9991
      @pastygrey9991 4 роки тому +1

      More often than not, Dads are the exterminators

    • @kari4225
      @kari4225 4 роки тому +1

      Ok scary what! R u admitting something???

  • @steveb108
    @steveb108 4 роки тому +11

    The person on the spotlight is really talented just to be able to keep up with him

  • @duanetin2x
    @duanetin2x 5 років тому +198

    The “Total Panickers” are my friends.....
    Their screams are the worst when they encounter them. However, it is quite funny to watch them struggle when they see a tiny little bug such as an ant.
    an
    A N T !!!

    • @lorawiese5596
      @lorawiese5596 5 років тому +1

      I will be a paniker if I see an ant. Every time I get bit by an ant I wind up with staph (4 times so far). Seldom picnic and uf I do,then I keep a constant vigil and keep moving

  • @DanoiVN
    @DanoiVN 5 років тому +39

    Oh come on, you didn’t include the part where he talks about being promoted from a stay still-er to a panicker? Anyway, brilliant material, loved the clip :)

  • @susanmcleanwoodburn2967
    @susanmcleanwoodburn2967 4 роки тому +4

    HILARIOUS....AMAZINGLY FUNNY!!! LOVE HIS CHRISTMAS BRUSSELL SPROUTS!!!

  • @stephanienonyabeezwax1288
    @stephanienonyabeezwax1288 2 роки тому

    I’m the keep talking, while slapping the bee into another dimension. Lol 😂

  • @sueanimallover8952
    @sueanimallover8952 4 роки тому +2

    Oh my hahahaha! He is the best comedian ever!!

  • @MasalaMan
    @MasalaMan 5 років тому +27

    In my life I've gone from a panicker to a stay-stiller to a wafter. I feel very proud of myself.

  • @khinzakhan66
    @khinzakhan66 2 роки тому

    OMG! You left the best part out in the end

  • @sourdemon
    @sourdemon 5 років тому +90

    I'm sometimes the stay-stiller and sometimes the panicker

    • @tiffariff
      @tiffariff 5 років тому +1

      Only a panicked when there's that one person who's trying to kill it, or "waft it" away not.listening to my usual stay still strate and then it starts flying crazy around us. Cause I'm not GETTING BIT FOR YOUR MISTAKE.ive had a yellow jacket on my hand for half and hour once...couldn't move my hand-but could walk around- didn't get stung. Done the same when other stingers have landed on my head, leg and shirt, I have never to this day been stung except for once- my freinds decided to stay down a hornet nest above us eating lunch with hairspray and a lighter (wind didn't work), then a broom. The stay still strategy only works if they aren't already angry.

    • @notareallin620
      @notareallin620 5 років тому

      @@tiffariff Haha. One day I was out with my friends at the pool when a wasp literally stuck itself to my wet thigh.
      I'm usually a stay stiller, but when it gets close, cue the panicked reactions. I become a violent wafter. One that hits the target 80% of the time.
      So I panicked and then made a swipe at my thigh. Scoop the wasp up and toss it across the pool all in one move.
      That wasn't the last time I've had a wasp stuck to me. I'm a bit wary of exposing wet skin outside now.
      Next thing you know there will be wasps clinging to my back.

  • @melodie-allynbenezra8956
    @melodie-allynbenezra8956 5 років тому +132

    I am now imagining Michael in conversation with Mr. Knightly from Jane Austen's "Emma."
    "If you want to eat, you should just stay at home."
    "Yes. The dining room is the only civilized place for dining."
    "Agreed. So... Are you a wafter, a stay-stiller, or a panicker?"
    "Dear man... Nothing panics me. So... Does it matter?"
    "... I can't say that it does. I'm just curious. Shall we take this party back inside?"

  • @toddhunter3137
    @toddhunter3137 4 роки тому +3

    The picnic graze ready man pose.. I never really thought about it before - next picnic I have I'll be sure to remember this!! 😉 😉 Lol 😂 😂

  • @p2seline
    @p2seline 5 років тому +10

    Sometimes I'm all three. With flies I waft, with bees I stay still and with wasps I run like hell :)

  • @klwl
    @klwl 5 років тому +55

    Hornets are NOT fun! Was on a field exercise and a platoon mate accidentally disturbed a nest. All we could do was RUN, as fast and as far as we could! No time to waft, stay still, or panic.
    Despite wearing a combat helmet, a few were able to fly into it from below and stung me on my scalp. Thought that I was fine, but ended up feeling weird/off and running a high fever that night and had to spend it in the medical bay...

    • @debbiehenri345
      @debbiehenri345 4 роки тому +2

      That might be American hornets? I'm not sure that any British ones do. We used to get a lot in my garden, but they never stung or threatened me.

    • @klwl
      @klwl 4 роки тому +2

      I am from Singapore, and am uncertain whether we also inherited hornets from our former colonist or imported any from the US? ;P

  • @indirasmets4966
    @indirasmets4966 3 роки тому +4

    I am immediately a panicker, doesn't matter where I am or who's there to see me, I run for my life and scream for help xD

  • @ebonyloveivory
    @ebonyloveivory 5 років тому +2

    This entire discourse is legit 😂😂😂

  • @stevehenderson1522
    @stevehenderson1522 Рік тому +1

    Humour brilliant

  • @eleniwilding7683
    @eleniwilding7683 4 роки тому +1

    You are my fav comedian 😆🤣🤣

  • @marjanp4784
    @marjanp4784 Рік тому

    That last one is me...🤣😂😆😅

  • @hafijakhatun1234
    @hafijakhatun1234 5 років тому +17

    the picnic pose for men lol 🤣😂

  • @nchia
    @nchia 5 років тому +16

    Michael is a great squealer.

  • @usedtobegood1184
    @usedtobegood1184 5 років тому +1

    The little flourish after the wafting :D

  • @hatchingdraggon8073
    @hatchingdraggon8073 4 роки тому +72

    I'm a stay stiller. But once, whilst staying still and eating a jam sandwich, the wasp landed on my face. I continued to stay still whilst it made its way toward my mouth and attempted to burrow through my closed lips and into my mouth. In that moment, I became a wafter followed by immediate panic.

    • @len17948
      @len17948 4 роки тому +9

      Hahaaa it was going for the jam.

    • @contr4dixion
      @contr4dixion 4 роки тому +2

      Yes....

    • @clickbait007
      @clickbait007 4 роки тому +3

      😰
      I'm a wafter/exterminator. But anyone would panic at that point! Hope you were ok!?

  • @tiffanyboros5350
    @tiffanyboros5350 5 років тому +4

    If I see a bee I laugh at people’s methods to get it to go away 😂

  • @lisadutton1925
    @lisadutton1925 5 років тому +10

    I’m a total panicker 🤣🤣🤣

  • @debbiehenri345
    @debbiehenri345 4 роки тому +6

    My son's a panicker in the extreme. It's hilarious, and is the only time I see him him actually animated past the 'yeah, fine,' computer-obsessed, sat at the desk 24-7 nerd that he is. We know when a wasp is in his room become he screams, flies out, and leaves me to cope.
    Michael forgot the beater. I stride in the boy's room and manage to end its existence with a few hearty blows of a newspaper (this is Scotland, and they are not rare).
    They live in harmony with my husband. Every year they set up home in his workshop, placidly fly over his head as they construct monster nests, and neither get in the way of each other.

  • @charliezakaszewski3754
    @charliezakaszewski3754 4 роки тому +1

    I was literally watching this in that pose 😂

  • @angelinaduke1139
    @angelinaduke1139 4 роки тому

    I love picnics so much

  • @hellobooom
    @hellobooom 5 років тому +7

    Bees I'm a stay stiller, anything else I immediately engage attack mode.

  • @brightlight9070
    @brightlight9070 5 років тому +1

    So talented and funny.

  • @lolamoewestside49
    @lolamoewestside49 3 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂😂...I'm the panic one...when I was a waitress I threw a whole plate away cause a wasp landed on my hand

  • @Nanatan22
    @Nanatan22 5 років тому +1

    I'm a total panicker 🙈🙈🙈 run like the devil is after me😅🤣

  • @raccoon8033
    @raccoon8033 3 роки тому +1

    I almost died watching this my body didn’t get any air because of me laughing!

  • @peaceandlove6670
    @peaceandlove6670 5 років тому +2

    Ps cos I’ve already put a comment... as a student, I once went on a picnic and yes, the wasps descended upon us. I took a swig of cola from a bottle not realizing that a wasp had fallen in. It stung me on the tongue but as the young medical student in our midst didn’t overly react, I did not get alarmed, just spat it out. Nausea and head ache followed but nothing worse, thankfully. Ever since, I’m very wary of wasps!

  • @waywardgoddess1153
    @waywardgoddess1153 4 роки тому +5

    He forgot one. Dodgers lol. Those people (like me at times) that just dodge their heads about looking totally bonkers. They tend to go hand in hand with wafters

  • @og87
    @og87 5 років тому +1

    Staying still is literally the only way to deal with any flying insect. It won’t harm you. It’s just interested in the smells. I agree with this so much (like he said) that once a bee fell asleep inside my ear. I just left it. It was tired. I was fine. It left eventually. We even gave it some sugar water for its troubles.

  • @w.s.4634
    @w.s.4634 4 роки тому +1

    I'm a staystiller who turns to a wafter within 7 seconds and a panicked within 15 😅

  • @geminismusings
    @geminismusings 5 років тому +15

    I’m a stay stiller (and I am RIGHT)

    • @vikingvic
      @vikingvic 4 роки тому +1

      untill it lands on you and crawls in your shirt. just wait lol

    • @geminismusings
      @geminismusings 4 роки тому

      3Dtimespace I’ve held both bees & wasps in my (gloved) hands before - no issue with either. It’s the mosquitos I square up with.

    • @vikingvic
      @vikingvic 4 роки тому

      @@geminismusings Hats off to you then, madam.

  • @kirstyhill9019
    @kirstyhill9019 5 років тому +2

    im a stay stiller lol and i’ve been stung once, and that was the first time i ever wafted with a wasp on my finger

  • @8888-9
    @8888-9 4 роки тому +4

    A master at human behaviour observations.
    I think a Comics brain must be wired back to front, unlike most of “ us “, I’m starting to wonder, why, i don’t get near as much humour out of my life, as Michael !

  • @Itspavi98
    @Itspavi98 5 років тому

    Shit I’m either the wafter or having a total panic meltdown HAHAHA

  • @minniepop90
    @minniepop90 4 роки тому +1

    I the Panic One. I cant..I would literally run for my life.

    • @spacepisces9287
      @spacepisces9287 4 роки тому

      minniepop90 me too, and it has worked so far! I’ve never been stung by a wasp. In the summer I met another person who panics! It was just me and her screaming at the wasp as it buzzed around the tables! We were both probably thinking the same thing : ARGGG NONONONO WASP ITS GONNA STING ME! Whilst the people we were with just sat there telling us to calm down and that it’s only a wasp.

  • @phoenixfriend
    @phoenixfriend 5 років тому +4

    Basically a panicker, but not quite so melodramatic. :)

  • @i.nardone4676
    @i.nardone4676 5 років тому +6

    I’m a stay Stiller!

  • @ellabellabingbong08
    @ellabellabingbong08 4 роки тому +2

    Total panickier here! I saw a wasp when I was walking down the pavement, I’m pretty I went faster than usain bolt 😂 My fight or flight gut came in, I chose flight 😂😑

  • @opinionofmine3238
    @opinionofmine3238 5 років тому +7

    I used to be a panicker, but now I don't fall into the first three types. I'm the the kind of person who spots such a bug and goes...
    KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

    • @cstoao
      @cstoao 5 років тому +1

      I have that mode on mosquitos and especially crane-flies X'D

    • @clawmansegele1988
      @clawmansegele1988 3 роки тому

      @@cstoao crane flies are bloody terrifying

  • @borderlinenocturnal6195
    @borderlinenocturnal6195 3 роки тому

    “Dinner and a show”
    BREAKFAST AND A SHOWWWW FANATICAL FAM WHERE U AT

  • @justnobody5112
    @justnobody5112 5 років тому +3

    I one had a panic attack when a giant, and I mean GIANT moth landed right next to me in bed. If I'm not safe there, where am I safe from them?

    • @foddyfoddy
      @foddyfoddy 5 років тому +2

      Random Nobody
      Maybe you should have gone on a picnic?

  • @MysteryGamerGirl07
    @MysteryGamerGirl07 3 роки тому +4

    I was mildly creeped out when Michael sat down for the picnic bit, as I found I was sat exactly the same! (Edit: there is also my group of people when it comes to wasps: the people who let the wasp go about heir life, and you go about yours. One landed on my bag, and people were either yelling or saying that there was a wasp on my bag. I just moved on with my life. The wasp stayed on there for 3 hours, but I didn't mind. It just wanted a free ride XD)

  • @IgnisPyro
    @IgnisPyro 4 роки тому

    Soooo true,😂

  • @martinthewarrior5016
    @martinthewarrior5016 4 роки тому

    Stay-stiller. Its true. Our strategy is clearly the best.

  • @Ron.S.
    @Ron.S. 5 років тому +5

    That’s why I hate picnics and I’m not shy to say that.
    I don’t like bloody cold chicken, eating it on a plastic plate, trying not to drop my coke whilst helping my son cut his own cold chicken with a plastic fork and knife.

    • @emdee7744
      @emdee7744 5 років тому +1

      Agree. The blasted bees would land on the open soda can and then crawl inside for the sugary goodness. And balancing food and swatting and dodging persistent bees, then getting ants crawling around too, was ridiculous.
      I find no joy in picnics and haven't been on one in decades.

  • @DaniTheBlueRecluse
    @DaniTheBlueRecluse 4 роки тому +1

    I let the bee or wasp land on me and then coo over how cute it is and then give it a name and then announce its name to everyone else
    “This is Willy the wasp I love him so much-“

  • @facetubetwit1444
    @facetubetwit1444 2 місяці тому

    4:03 check out the nose on that thing lol.

  • @marilynsullivan4361
    @marilynsullivan4361 2 роки тому +1

    I am a total panicked, married to a sit stiller. It’s a hoot

  • @MsCartoon23
    @MsCartoon23 5 років тому +1

    I hate to admit it but I'm a panicker, one time I was getting coffee at an outdoor coffee shop, a wasp buzzed right up to me, took me completely by surprise and I dropped my coffee. I was really embarrassed and said I was allergic (I'm not really...). Anyway, they made me a new coffee and the next time I went there, they had a wasp "catcher" thing set up, lol.

  • @alexle4917
    @alexle4917 4 роки тому

    I run away screaming the second I see a bee or wasp even if it's far away from me

  • @Sam-ch9mn
    @Sam-ch9mn 5 років тому +3

    Two things make a woman fall in love with a bloke. Having a sense of humour like Michael’s and taking your brand new puppy for a walk.

  • @cyborgbadger1015
    @cyborgbadger1015 5 років тому +5

    Don't ENCOURAGE it! It'll get about its business.

  • @cl759
    @cl759 4 роки тому +1

    Legendary photo of Burt Reinolds in that pose! He's got the rug and moustache, still not macho!

  • @lilymae5662
    @lilymae5662 4 роки тому

    About bees
    I pick them up and take them somewhere safe
    I don't get scared at all 🤣

  • @Cloud-df3hy
    @Cloud-df3hy 4 роки тому +2

    I'm a panicker and staying that way.

  • @dylann9719
    @dylann9719 2 роки тому

    Tbf picnics are kinda nice

  • @dans3.macabre
    @dans3.macabre 5 років тому +2

    Definitely a wafter 😂

  • @helenturner6335
    @helenturner6335 5 років тому +1

    I'm a total panicker through and through

  • @renehenckens
    @renehenckens 5 років тому +1

    I go between wafting and stay-stilling

  • @smithaday9225
    @smithaday9225 Рік тому

    My mum loved picnics. The influence of the British in India?🤗

  • @montzdemontz3525
    @montzdemontz3525 4 роки тому

    Yup!.. I'm the Panic😝😛😭 is it gone guy! 👌😂😆😆😆

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 3 роки тому

    starting out as wafter
    transitioning into killer
    ending up getting the hell out of dodge

  • @Hello-pp3hl
    @Hello-pp3hl 5 років тому

    I'm the third. Have never been stung

  • @jodieblackmore
    @jodieblackmore 4 роки тому +1

    I'm always a stay stroller and I believe that waters make them angry

  • @chestnutbloke305
    @chestnutbloke305 3 роки тому

    0:51 Michael McIntyre predicted 2020.

  • @bootsnobody4712
    @bootsnobody4712 4 роки тому +1

    I'm a mix of all 3

    • @toddhunter3137
      @toddhunter3137 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I can be like that too. It depends on how persistent it gets around me.

  • @oliver_davies08
    @oliver_davies08 5 років тому

    So true people always say “was it a hornettt” ?!

  • @jammiestdodger
    @jammiestdodger 3 роки тому

    Bees are like stay-stillers in insect form, they only sting if you get near them and would rather leave you alone.
    Flys are like the wafters, very cool and chill but would rather go about their day then focus on the ‘target’.
    And then there are wasps.
    These little buggars are the total and utter panickers. You don’t even do anything or go near them but they will go out of their way to sting you because they feel you have entered their personal space and irritated them.

  • @Bumbleshepherd
    @Bumbleshepherd 4 роки тому

    I typically stay still but if it’s too close and won’t leave or a big one I start wafting

  • @hallebutterfly3450
    @hallebutterfly3450 4 роки тому +1

    I start out as a waiter and if it doesn’t leave me I just walk away pretty simple for me

  • @damisaurus_rex
    @damisaurus_rex 5 років тому +10

    Stay stiller/wafter here!

  • @KnightoftheLord1
    @KnightoftheLord1 4 роки тому

    There are no strangers in your home...... unless you've got dementia.

  • @gypsywoman9140
    @gypsywoman9140 4 роки тому +1

    I used to be a stay still sort until I got stung once (bee buzzed into my hair with a breeze. I didn't know there was a bee, went to hand-brush my hair back into place and got stung on said hand.) My hand swelled up like a Howie Mandell rubber glove. A bee only stings once, but those other ones can sting multiple times. I don't want to swell up like Violet Beauregard at Willy Wonka's factory. So now I am a panicker.

  • @LeCryx
    @LeCryx 4 роки тому +1

    The last time I went on a picnic I got hit round the face by a tennis racket and got a black eye. Good times.

  • @badmitten690
    @badmitten690 4 роки тому +1

    I lived in Italy for a bit and the first time I saw a hornet was to this day the worst day of my life. I ran and it followed me and I have to say I'm still not less scared of bee's

  • @cijmo
    @cijmo 3 роки тому

    I'm a trapper and a drowner. Always have my little jar of sugar water beside me waiting for the little bastard to get in there.

  • @TheSilleren1
    @TheSilleren1 5 років тому

    Hm... My sister and I are more the "let's slowly find something to kill it with" kind of people... And once we find our weapon of choice (sometimes a fork, knife, or glass) we sit still, stalk it, and wait for the right moment to STRIKE! x'D
    Either that, or we just watch it, let it do it's thing, and let it fly off when it got what it wanted.