@@larzjustice Poor Jimmy. It's got to be weird to be a late night host and to not really be able to follow a story. Like, what a confusing adventure life must be.
ErisRising indeed he is. Perhaps in our-time Mulaney is Mark Twain ? or Noel Coward ? Oscar Wilde ? Phyllis Diller ? George Carlin? His Rudolph and MistleToe rants in same episode as Cape Fear and Stevie Nicks stories qualify his brilliant satirical voice to be aligned amongst the greatest wits.
Amy G it’s his 1950s appearance/elocution lol. He always looks like he stepped out of a black and white movie and his delivery makes everything sound interesting.
His inflection as he said: “I don’t know; she didn’t like my song” got me more than the Robert Dinero bit Sometimes it’s the subtle things that land the best ☺️
I mean, that was also a childhood fear of mine, quicksand; specifically I feared quicksand sinkholes spontaneously coming into existence right under my feet. Along with Michael Jackson showing up at school at kidnapping me, a tiger that didn’t give a f*ck about gravity or physics with Oprah Winfrey’s face (a weird nightmare from when I was like 3 that I never forgot because it freaked me out that bad?????), and the bomb plants from LOZOOT magically appearing in my room if the lights were off at night. I feel like many of my irrational childhood fears were oddly specific.
Chari Grant I came looking for this comment, confirmation! also he said she said “come hangout, we have people in the back yard all the time” witches... hanging....trees
I was at a show where he actually did this. He was performing at Miami University in Ohio in September this year. He got a student newspaper and spent about 20 minutes going through the apartment and housing posting section and then making fun of one of the landlords who was sitting front row at the show.
@@seanlofty5443 He did something similar when he performed at UMD, he read our student newspaper and was making fun of some of the weird stories and concluded it by calling a lawyer from an ad in the paper on someone elses phone. Overall a fantastic show
@@tinseltina it's a paraphrased quote from podcast called MBMBAM (my brother my brother and me): ua-cam.com/video/aJ_yUBjrpCU/v-deo.html Here Griffin says it at the end but he is making a reference to Justin having said it in a previous episode (which I couldn't find a clip of).
John isn’t really talking to Jimmy. He can see right through his lack of genuine responses, so I love how he talks more to the audience. I love hosts that engage with the guest. Jimmy just lets these be PR stunts... which they are- but there’s just something about them when done right.
"Fun" fact: We actually have that exact quote in Denmark: "Fra børn og fulde folk skal man høre sandheden" ("From children and drunk people, you will hear the truth") - which was originally said by Søren Kierkegaard in 1845, who paraphrased from an old Latin quote: "in vino veritas": "in wine lies the truth", which is found in Symposion by Platon. Didn't know The Real Housewives of BH was so cultural. Well done! ;)
"it became like what a toy to you?" "No, it became a crowbar because I was ready to roll at any time." And if he would have had it with him for that line, it could have doubled as a mic
Can’t believe John took the risk of working with children that could indeed fulfill his nightmare of middle school children making fun of his feminine hips, a hero
Exactly -- the Aged do not care what you small-minded younger folk think. They have been thru lots of stuff, they are knowingly on borrowed time (unless dementia) -- so get out of their way ---Idiots -- I can't wait to wear plaid pants with an old flowered shirt, orthopedic shoes --- and a winter coat in summer.
I love hearing him try out new material on the talk show circuit. It typically is a prelude to a new Netflix special! If I had my way, he’d churn out a new special monthly.
John Mulaney: *pronounces crayon like cran* orange crayon Me: I don’t know why he’s talking about an orange cran but i’ll go with it. *10 seconds later* Me: OHHHHHHHH
I can't stop rewatching the description of old school Sesame Street. It is so hysterically on the nose. Somehow "a girl named Gina" is what really set me off. It's just such a specific, accurate detail.
I think he genuinely laughs any time he's with the old SNL crew. He's like that with Tina Fey and Lonely Island as well. I like watching those interviews: it's relaxed, like watching old friends catching up and genuinely enjoying each other's company.
The part about Stevie Nicks passing is incredibly relatable, my mom does the exact same thing but with everything. Including things she asks of me to do. "Could you help me with x?" "Yeah sure" "because of x x and x and y" "I already said yes" "so it would be really helpful if you could x" "mom please I agreed five minutes ago"
I love how when you look at Fallon while his guests are talking you can just see the DVD screensaver trying to hit that corner. Dude looks absolutely glazed 😂😂😂
2:16 Talking about kids and drunks being truthful. John says, "Kids are not like drunks... well they can't drive". 🤔🤔 What does the word "drunks" have to do with driving!? LMAO 😂🤣🤷🏼♀️🤨🤔😂🤦🏼♀️
John Mulaney: *writes a song*
Stevie Nicks: NAWT FUNNAYYYY
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
😂😂😂
@@owenw.1643 YASS
Ah hahaha!! ::snap:: “DIET COKE!” “YESSSSS”
Think :)
NAHY FUNAHHYYYY
"He died."
What's death?
"It's when you die."
Cuts to giant crayon.
Damn I was trying to figure out what orange Cran was
It's an unfortunate trait of society that there's like four different pronunciations of crayon.
Crayhn
reading this comment before watching the video was an experience lemme tell ya
coolocelot me too I had to watch it back 😂
"I slept with a crowbar under my bed..."
"It became like a toy of yours?"
"No. It became a crowbar. Cause I was ready to roll at any time."
This is a PERFECT example of a guest essentially saying “Yea, shut the fuck up, Jimmy”
@@larzjustice wonder if he got that.
@@larzjustice Poor Jimmy. It's got to be weird to be a late night host and to not really be able to follow a story. Like, what a confusing adventure life must be.
John M is the absolute best ❤️
@@Promatim Lol. But he can sing and dance and do a helluva Adam Sandler and/or Eddie Vedder.
Mulaney isn't just a good comedian; he's also a nearly hypnotic storyteller.
ErisRising indeed he is. Perhaps in our-time Mulaney is Mark Twain ? or Noel Coward ? Oscar Wilde ? Phyllis Diller ? George Carlin? His Rudolph and MistleToe rants in same episode as Cape Fear and Stevie Nicks stories qualify his brilliant satirical voice to be aligned amongst the greatest wits.
I forgot Jimmy was there for a moment
@@martincolomaarmas8496 THAT'S HOW GOOD HE IS. Even Fallon, who I love but must admit seems to interrupt his guests constantly, was silent for this.
Most good comedians are
being a hypnotic storyteller is essentially what being a comedian is
Sleep with a crowbar under your bed: STREET SMARTS!!
Good one!
I have kept a crowbar by my bedside for years lol
You want my money go and get it
*Flings money clip
I see you're a person of culture as well
I’ll take that advice 😂😂😂
"You know who tells the truth? Drunks and children and Stevie Nicks."
And Stevie Nicks' manager
Drunks... Stevie Nicks... to-may-to, to-mah-to...
Especially Stevie Nicks.
You can always trust magical, witchy beings such as Stevie Nicks.
This sounds like one of Cher's rejected song titles.
The only person jimmy can’t manage to interrupt
Well, and Russell Brandt... He has control of every room he's in.
Amy G it’s his 1950s appearance/elocution lol. He always looks like he stepped out of a black and white movie and his delivery makes everything sound interesting.
@@ameliesayshola8854 ... That is actually a perfect description, and as obvious as it seems now that you've said it, explains a lot.
Because he’s a fellow comedian
@@ameliesayshola8854 He should be in a remake of Clue as the butler. Omg
"For kids, by an adult..."
* narrows eyes * I'm 50% sure that's three kids in one adult's suit.
It's obviously one tall child
@New Message just 50%
An adult, who works at business.
That tall child looks tired!
Does anyone else get excited seeing this account around UA-cam?
I love finding new Mulaney content
Taye Nic a rarity
it's a veritable pleasure!
Oh my god yes
As one does
Don't we all
I thought what scared him as a child was the "secondary location"
And quicksand
And sticks of real dynamite.
I think he just lived in fear in general as a child.
not when you have STREET SMARTS.
Facundo He was also a main suspect in Princess Diana’s death so I’d say he had a bunch to be scared of.
"I don't know. She didn't like my song." Haha, love that dude!
😂😂😂😂 Love his inflection when he said it! he’s hilarious love him.
His inflection as he said: “I don’t know; she didn’t like my song” got me more than the Robert Dinero bit
Sometimes it’s the subtle things that land the best ☺️
he sounded like his character Andrew from big mouth
Robert Mucho Dinero
He is like a king of subtlety, in his thirty or lie with Pete Davidson, he cues symbols from the band and telling a joke, and it’s seamless
*swigs water*
The whole bit about the pass was a setup for that punchline. Brilliant.
John could do talk show with just himself as guest. I would watch it
So like, standup?
@@WilliamEdword hahahahahah
WilliamEdword 😂😂😂
He should do a podcast
tbh, I would love it if he had a talk show. I'd watch it so much.
I was expecting John Mulaney to talk about how quick sand scared him as a child
I don't think sand scared him any faster than any of his other fears.
I mean, that was also a childhood fear of mine, quicksand; specifically I feared quicksand sinkholes spontaneously coming into existence right under my feet. Along with Michael Jackson showing up at school at kidnapping me, a tiger that didn’t give a f*ck about gravity or physics with Oprah Winfrey’s face (a weird nightmare from when I was like 3 that I never forgot because it freaked me out that bad?????), and the bomb plants from LOZOOT magically appearing in my room if the lights were off at night. I feel like many of my irrational childhood fears were oddly specific.
I mean you can't fight quicksand with a crowbar
I’m pretty sure you got that from a meme
I feared quicksand, scorpions and leprosy.
4:31 it’s like he wanted to say “she’s a witch” for a split second, but says “ghost in the wind” instead. Comfirmation😂
Chari Grant I came looking for this comment, confirmation! also he said she said “come hangout, we have people in the back yard all the time” witches... hanging....trees
Heather G. Omg didn’t even notice that. Lol
Thank you! I had to rewatch cuz i thought i had imagined it 🤣🤣🤣
Tiffany Sullivan I watched it back so many times cuz I thought I was imagining it too lol
Chari Grant
I heard that too. I think he was gonna say that because he had AHS on his mind where they call her the White Witch.
John Mulaney could read random newspaper articles for an hour and I would pay top dollar to soak every bit of it in.
I was at a show where he actually did this. He was performing at Miami University in Ohio in September this year. He got a student newspaper and spent about 20 minutes going through the apartment and housing posting section and then making fun of one of the landlords who was sitting front row at the show.
@@seanlofty5443 He did something similar when he performed at UMD, he read our student newspaper and was making fun of some of the weird stories and concluded it by calling a lawyer from an ad in the paper on someone elses phone. Overall a fantastic show
He did that at my school 😂
Jack Duff so jealous! I went to UMD a decade ago and the best comedian they could get was bob saget....
13 year old children are ruthless, making fun of John’s feminine hips.
don't mention his high waist too, that's what he's sensitive about
He has my jawline and I'm a 13 year old girl
He's a proud asian lady
Hellwyck Plays what a lovely asian american woman
Omg, this is the best thing I've read in a long time.
A man who sleeps with a crowbar beneath his bed is a fool every night but one.
wise words. were you the originator? may i quote you?
@@tinseltina it's a paraphrased quote from podcast called MBMBAM (my brother my brother and me):
ua-cam.com/video/aJ_yUBjrpCU/v-deo.html
Here Griffin says it at the end but he is making a reference to Justin having said it in a previous episode (which I couldn't find a clip of).
I would like this but you got 69, so nice.
gabedeegreat 69 likes? nice
I got 169 lol
The man should sleep with the crow bar above his bed instead though
"we have ppl in the back all the time" I JUST DIED like just imagine like random people at Stevie Nick's house just in the backyard lol
I wanna go sooooo bad
"Mr. Hooper? He died."
*Cut to video of a crayon being made.
Wow...That really was my childhood.
Yes! I remember those so clearly!
John isn’t really talking to Jimmy. He can see right through his lack of genuine responses, so I love how he talks more to the audience. I love hosts that engage with the guest. Jimmy just lets these be PR stunts... which they are- but there’s just something about them when done right.
I can’t get over how different this interview is from the one John did with Colbert the other day
socrappyicoulddie yeah I feel like colbert and john get along a lot more and their friendship is adorable
He does comedy so im sure talking to audiences comes more natural to him as well and it's great to see in interviews like this
Well, at least Jimmy didn’t get in the way.
4:31 HE WAS GONNA SAY "SHE'S A WITCH" I'M CRYINDGGDKSKHD
I think he knew he was trying to say, “She’s a ghost in the wind,” but it almost came out as, “She’s a wind in the ghost” 🌬👻
"Fun" fact: We actually have that exact quote in Denmark: "Fra børn og fulde folk skal man høre sandheden" ("From children and drunk people, you will hear the truth") - which was originally said by Søren Kierkegaard in 1845, who paraphrased from an old Latin quote: "in vino veritas": "in wine lies the truth", which is found in Symposion by Platon.
Didn't know The Real Housewives of BH was so cultural. Well done! ;)
Ok boomer
@@jaimealonso3559 this was actually a cool comment, you are just too young lol and i'm just 21
John Mulaney reminds me slightly of Mister Rogers and that alone makes me love him all the more.
yesssssssss
Mister Rogers if he was rated TV-14
"I don't know. She didn't like my song." Was the best punchline to what I'm not sure was even supposed to be a joke 😂
"For kids, by an adult," I thought he said "Four kids buy an adult"........ like four kids purchase john mulaney
Jack Katz-Maatita I still thought that’s what he said until I read your comment. 😊
This made me laugh, thanks :)
"Well...I'm yours now. Sorry. Oh, you're going to draw on me? That's fine, I suppose" ---John Mulaney upon being bought by four childs
Id watch that
Jack Katz-Maatita and that would be hysterical! I hope John sees your comment!
"Do you think I have less authority now?"
"Yes, I do."
"Oh. Well you're fired. Get out."
Alfareon “take your goddamn EpiPen and get out of my show!”
This just in: John Mulaney is 3 kids in a suit on each other's shoulders and Stevie Nicks is more honest than any kid or drunk ever.
Damn good to here Vincent Adultman moved on from the business factory
2:54 There is no ‘little John Mulaney’ just a _forever tall child_
Plot twist: Stevie Nick’s manager is just a fake alias for Stevie Nicks
Who will win?
I can listen to that man talk about anything for hours.
Eliakah Kakou he should seriously consider doing audiobooks. Maybe for something totally unreadable, like a textbook or 50 shades of grey.
Stevie Nicks sounds the Sagittarius section of an astrology book.
Omg 😂😂😂
3:40 “I was ready to roll at any time”
Somewhere Bittenbinder is rolling in his grave. STREET SMARTS!
John is serving us hair today and I think we need to acknowledge it
"it became like what a toy to you?"
"No, it became a crowbar because I was ready to roll at any time."
And if he would have had it with him for that line, it could have doubled as a mic
Omg I laughed so hard😂😂he's brilliant
I honestly thought “Orange Cran” was a festive Thanksgiving relish.
Me too! I thought he was talking about cranberry sauce
Stevie Nicks and John Mulaney would be amazing 😩 my 2 favs
So I have spent my Friday morning listening to youtube clips of mulaney. What a great way to start my day. The Nicks story so brilliant.
I imagined the "manager" was Stevie Nicks all along
Probably is Karen
Power G yup lol, even stevies admitted sometimes things don’t even get back to her, that’s just how it is when you’re famous
love seeing a proud Asian American woman represented on TV
“I don’t know, she didn’t like my song”
ROFLMAO
The only time I enjoy watching Jimmy Fallon is when John Mulaney is the guest
And only because he gets Jimmy to shut up.
@@brimstoneclub and he even tried to interrupt mulaney so. many. times.
“Oooh, ducklings!”
I'm a 13 year old girl and he has my jawline. It's an honor
He actually has a good jaw line. I think u mean chin. He has a weak chin
.jawline is pretty pronounced
"she is a magical being" truer words have never been spoken.
I could listen to John describe old Sesame Street episodes all day
am i a grownass teenager? yes
will i be watching a variety show for kids made by an adult?
*yes*
Shan me too
It was pretty epic to be fair
Ah, so first *Mick Jagger* and now *Stevie Nicks.*
_I’m thinking we might should add lyricists to that honesty list._
John Mulaney looks very handsome. Thank you.
"Only Drunks and Children Tell The Truth" is a great play written by a First Nation Canadian in the late 90's.
Holla at Drew Hayden Taylor!
stevie nicks and john mulaney in the same title>>>
He is so funny! His inflections and delivery make anything he talks about interesting
"Do you know who tells the truth? Drunks and children."
John Mulaney: As you well know, I was one of those once.
4:03 John Mulaney being a musical nerd is beautiful
This entire interview was hilarious but I listened to the Stevie story 3 times.
I’m having a horrible week. John jist made me smile for the first time in forever.
All I could think while he was talking about young kids being blunt was “look at that man he got feminine hips”
he did Not just pronounce crayons like that
maddie ray took me a minute to figure out wtf he was talking about
He went Full Bittenbinder on the accent: "Craan"
Sure glad he did.
I'm from Chicago too and almost everyone I know from Chicago pronounced it "cran"
I pronounce it like that
JOHN MULANEY RECAPING RHBH WAS THE ONE THING MISSING IN MY LIFE
“I don’t know...she didn’t like my song.” (Mug sip).
“Ah, my childhood crowbar… memories!”
He is hilarious 😂😂 and this story was fabulous
Can’t believe John took the risk of working with children that could indeed fulfill his nightmare of middle school children making fun of his feminine hips, a hero
John Mulaney and Bill Murray...all they have to do it walk on stage and I start laughing. OMG.. I love this guy. Sharp as a tack !
john mulaney really is the best guest. he kills it on every late show, every time!
John Mulaney doing a special with kids is what I need to see to make peace with 2019.
I will cherish Mulaney until the day I die. This man is such a legend 😂
John mulaney is my absolute favourite comedian of all time! And I'm 61 years old!
every single time john has been on any talk show he ALWAYS drinks the water they have set on the table. literally every single one.
Don't forget the third type of truth-tellers: the elderly 😄
Exactly -- the Aged do not care what you small-minded younger folk think.
They have been thru lots of stuff, they are knowingly on borrowed time (unless dementia) -- so get out of their way ---Idiots -- I can't wait to wear plaid pants with an old flowered shirt, orthopedic shoes --- and a winter coat in summer.
Guys! That’s the oldest Mexican saying “ drunks and children tell the truth.”
It's an old saying in English too lol he just heard it on a reality tv show
that was an amazingly hilarious interview.
A six minutes interview with John Mulaney is a whole stand up on its own
I love hearing him try out new material on the talk show circuit. It typically is a prelude to a new Netflix special! If I had my way, he’d churn out a new special monthly.
That was the best story ever! I love Stevie Nicks!
When Jimmy Fallon is listening to someone tell a story, he has the same look and mannerisms as my dog while I’m eating in front of him.
the drunks and children quote has actually a persian root, we say it here all the time.
In Mexico too!!!
THE INDUSTRIAL CRAYON SESAME STREET VIDEO, YES😂😂😂🖍
That segment was totally captivating.
@@bonniewylie3287 it really was
Y'ALL I FOUND IT: ua-cam.com/video/ZQ_MEFVx5jM/v-deo.html
He just summed up my memory of Sesame Street in the 80s PERFECTLY! I'm 40 & I still think about the crayon factory video, I loved it!
John Mulaney: *pronounces crayon like cran* orange crayon
Me: I don’t know why he’s talking about an orange cran but i’ll go with it.
*10 seconds later*
Me: OHHHHHHHH
John is an amazing story teller
I can't stop rewatching the description of old school Sesame Street. It is so hysterically on the nose. Somehow "a girl named Gina" is what really set me off. It's just such a specific, accurate detail.
"Leaning against a stoop, smoking a cigarette." So good
Today I learned John Mulaney pronounces "crayons" as "crans" and I just dont know how I feel.
Hahaha its because he's from Chicago. I say crans too 🤦🏼♀️😂
That’s how we say it in Chicago
Gus Johnson alert
You can tell how Fallon is ACTUALLY not fake laughing here. Every other interview you can almost feel how fake his laughter actually is.
Dhanauranji but that fake tan is so abrasive
I think he genuinely laughs any time he's with the old SNL crew. He's like that with Tina Fey and Lonely Island as well. I like watching those interviews: it's relaxed, like watching old friends catching up and genuinely enjoying each other's company.
Dhanauranji Jimmy Fallon loves John
0:47
every video with its multitude of comments about jimmy's 'fake laugh.' If you hate it that much, don't watch.
DeNiro laughing like a maniac while watching Child's Play is the best part of that movie
howdareyou41 I never realized that was the movie they were watching in that scene! Shows how poor my age 13 observation skills were.
It was 'Problem Child' with John Ritter.
I would die of happiness if I ever got invited to Stevie's backyard. I love her so much.
I think anything he says comes from and speaks to deeply anxious minds lmaooo 😂💙
i love john mulaney with my wholeass heart ngl
i would become a comic and write my own special with kids just to hang out with stevie nicks!
I love Jimmy’s paper crumple when Mulaney says “I don’t know she didn’t like my song!”
Hearing John say "Hadestown" made me super happy.
4:05 Annaleigh Ashford!
The part about Stevie Nicks passing is incredibly relatable, my mom does the exact same thing but with everything. Including things she asks of me to do. "Could you help me with x?" "Yeah sure" "because of x x and x and y" "I already said yes" "so it would be really helpful if you could x" "mom please I agreed five minutes ago"
"You know who tells the truth? Drunks and children." tRump needs to start drinking. (He's already a child.)
Old Jimmy seems to be back! He became way to serious but God I love him and the fine company he keeps.
I love how when you look at Fallon while his guests are talking you can just see the DVD screensaver trying to hit that corner. Dude looks absolutely glazed 😂😂😂
♥ John.
I would love to see John Mulaney on an episode of Ew!
Timothy Robinson yes, with that old times voice!!! That would be dope.
COULD YOU IMAGINE OH MY-
Timothy Robinson I wouldn’t he wouldn’t work for that he’d likely just come off as a friend of the uncool dad trying to be cool. Lol
Shawn Harrington that would make a great episode of Ew!
2:16
Talking about kids and drunks being truthful. John says, "Kids are not like drunks... well they can't drive". 🤔🤔 What does the word "drunks" have to do with driving!? LMAO 😂🤣🤷🏼♀️🤨🤔😂🤦🏼♀️
I am simple woman... I see tall child, I click.