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Adeptus Custodes | Warhammer 40,000
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- Опубліковано 13 гру 2020
- These men are my bodyguards, their lives forfeit to the guarantee of my physical safety. Of their loyalty to me there shall be no question nor doubt. I, and I alone, shall have the authority to stand in judgement over them. No other commander shall they have in battle nor in service. None shall bar them from me and none shall hamper or stall their mission.
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To be fair, after inscribing the names of three Custodians on his Armor, the Emperor may not have had any room left.
@@antcow1239 150? That's rookie numbers mate
Kittens name alone would take up more than half
@@John008-0 i have a fwend named...biggus dickus
"Datius Rapis, at your service!"
kitten spotted at 8:16
Damn, a hundred thousand Orks at the cost of 3 Custodes? The Emperor's got some insane dice rolls on his side.
Either that, or Imperial scribes have some insane historical revisionism.
He used Total War autoresolve.
@@stephenwood6663 No point, even 3 Custodes dying is extremely costly, but death fighting for the Emperor is a great honor, and is why they are made. Obfuscation in that regard would be against their religion.
@@rattles8789 Religion? In pre-heresy Imperium? That kind of talk will get you crucified!
@@rattles8789 On a more serious note, we see in Fifteen Hours that a certain, ah... optimistic portrayal in battlefield reporting is well within the Imperium's modus operandi. Remember, the Emperor depicted himself to his people, first and foremost, as a mighty general, appearing in full battle-armour in all his official depictions. The Emperor held personal command at the battle of Gyros-Thravian, so the battle of Gyros-Thravian *must* have been a crushing Imperial victory: the Emperor's authority depends upon it.
"Many eschewed their armor in shame."
Ah, so that's why... You sure it wasn't for easier lubrication of the abs?
AYAYAYAYAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
mmmmmmmmGREETINGS MY GLORIOUS OVERLORD!!!
Why not both?
@Captain-General Kittonius No you're not sure?
@Captain-General Kittonius At least we aint kriegers
It’s humbling to think how the Astartes view the Custodes with the same divine reverence as humans hold for the Astartes.
*Some do, there have been a few who think they’re big enough to square up with one.
"Whooo!!! It's our bois!"
- *Kitten approved comment*
Shadow san and kitten romance it is becoming canon
OOOOOOOOh, Marsey boys.
@@chosenofkhorne2951 Who are to dare go against my head Kitten/Magnus?
@@IamOutOfNames yes
@@ElzariusUnity Magnus considers Kitten to be his step-mother. Is that why you are going down that road?
*Sees Title:
“MY THERMIC REACTOR PULSATES WITH SMOOTH, VELVETY, BEATS."
_Beeep._
Skitarii: *Beeeeeeeep*
I WISH TO ENTER YOUR TEMPLE, SKITARII
Skitarii: *Oils themselves*
G-g-g-grANTed...
Last time I was this early the emperor wasn’t a vegetable
THIS POST RIGHT THERE INQUISITOR
Ah the times when the emps wasnt a strain on the healthcare system.
Ah yes when Malcador was still alive
"I'm a goddamn onion, Sanguinus."
@@whatwhy779 or a quadraplegic
*''How DARE you, you colossal mechanical nerd! He does not need proof. He's the Emperor's Word. When you go and reject our Emperor's Truths, then darling, I'm sorry, but out goes your screws!''*
I'm the Ommissiah's voice, my word is as true!
@@gr8jason806 you really think so?*custodes slam swords on their shields* fuck you!
How about we go ahead and call our emperor?
@@annoyingdictionary1501 He’s got a text-to-speech now
@@akumaking1 And a very bad temper...
I read a story, where during the Fall of Cadia, Angron, Daemon Primarch Angron, the 2nd most angry being in the setting behind Skarbrand itself, that Angron, was facing down the Necron Lord Trazyn the Infinite and the army he led, when Trazyn decided to pull a exhibit from his collection of great warriors into play, a fully armored, fully armed, red cloaked Custodes, fresh from the Horus Heresy, ready and able for the fight ahead. In that moment, Angron, realizing what he was looking at, was said to have suddenly gone stone still, a aura of calm overcoming him, and was heard to mutter "I think I am needed elsewhere." before turning and *leaving the battlezone.*
At the prospect of fighting a 30k Custodian *Angron the Daemon Primarch decided he needed to go turn the oven he left on off and **ran**.*
Custodian's are absolutely no joke on the battlefield. x3
I mean bruh Valdor beat horus in the duel before horus heresy
Angron killed a custodian in a single hit durning his meeting with the emperor… that was right after angron was teleported and the custodian was on high alert.
Although trazyn probably has a custodian, angron would kill it quickly.
And trazyn wouldn’t fuck with angron, because he would get his ass kicked.
Angron killed a Custodian with bare hands during the Great Crusade.
I believed it was a group of them around 5-10
@@bestnameever1850 wich story is that?
"The Institute? In our palace?"
[ROGAL NO]
"I AM REINSTALLING THE PALACE!"
PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS
@@grey9526 INFORM ME WHEN CORAX GETS HERE, I REQUIRE HIS CYBERWARFARE EXPERTISE
@Boisegang Your comment made my day. Thank you. xD
@@SlavMarine You're welcome!
Perturabo is going to be jealous of the Templin Institute because they managed to do what he failed to do, infiltrate the Imperial Palace
Aaaaand here come the thousands of TTS references
If it's 40k, you get TTS reference. It is the way
@Anthony Ferguson nothanks
This is a copyied joke from last video.
Did somebody say... *BRAWL?*
oh no it's the frictionless one
Someone call Alfabusa.
He'll want to see this...
On it!
@@akumaking1 the poor thunder warriors
This video: talking about legendary warriors with a serious, grave tone
My mind: *AYAYAYAYYYYY*
**Piller men theme starts playing**
MMMM
MMM
MMMM
MY GLORIOUS OVERLORD
*Is this a Jojo reference?!?!*
@@o0hbomb0o Sort of, it was inspired by the Pillar Men from Jojo. It was seen in a youtube series called if the Emperor had a text to speech device on the 7th episode they introduce three of the Emperor's companions all in the poses and body of the Pillar Men with their faces covered in Black Banana Helmets.
@@TechPriest-A Holy Shit, what in the name of Terra on Fucking Roller-skates is this?!?!?!
You got to love the fact that when people think about the Adeptus Custodes everyone’s first thought is Text to Speech.
Well, it is not like Games Workshop has done much to publicize them. So therefore the most public version of the Custodes are Alfabusa's interpretation.
KITTEN!
Ayayayaya! -Aztec Dubstep plays-
"Oh kitten"
Not mine that series is shit
*The Custodes, the last living remnants of the Emperor's true Imperium.*
What about Roboute Guilliman?
And of course it's the group of assholes who first helped him murder his way across Terra and murder the thunder warriors that helped them do it, the most unabashedly authoritarian aspect of the entire imperium, the 10,000 unthinking morons that stood and marched with him every step of the way to bringing literal damnation upon all mankind, this crime is the greatest in the recent history of the galaxy.
@@Extys what about Ultramaar in general
Don't all of the Space Marines (save for Black Templars) view the Emperor as nothing more than what Big E wanted, a powerful man and genius strategist among other things?
@@TaurusTheCrazyBull most, yes
The custodes are basically the people everyone fears but have forgotten why
i dont know i think after the multiple times a whole chapter was sluaghtered for mildly sassing a custodes i think they know damn well why when a custodes asks you to jump you f*cking jump
@@bestnameever1850 ask? a custodes doesn't ASK you to jump, a custodes offers you the opportunity to serve him in even the most minuscule way. If you refuse, you refuse the hand of the emperor himself and therefore refuse your right to live.
Honestly it was probably a massive relief to Guliman to meet up with the Custodes, the only other force in the Imperium that knows the Emperor as he does, and knows the original Imperial Truth. It's one of the best parts of Guliman's revival that he's been struggling with coping with the state of the Imperium as a fanatically religious theocracy when the last thing he remembered before his time in stasis was an Imperium still devoted to the Imperial Truth
Mhm, though he himself is questioning his own divinity and that of his father now, for he knew they weren't gods beforr, but now? He cannot be certain.
There's also Bjorn the fell handed
The Adeptus Custodes are basically the Praetorian Guard if they weren't corrupt
They are inspired by the 300 Spartans and Roman Germanic Bodyguards.
Janisaries would fit more, taken from birth, founded to protect the ruler.
they're basically a mix of many ancient elite armies, two notable is:
-raised from birth like ottoman janissaries
-kept at a number of 10000 like the persian immortals
That applies to many historical units, yeah.
They are the best of the best of the best, sir!
IF SUCH IS THE EMPEROR'S WILL!!!
“Adeptus Custodes:
ALWAYS outnumbered.
NEVER outmatched.”
"Each one of the Ten Thousand represents genetic lore acquired over many lifetimes. Each one of you is unique, a work of art never to be repeated. I am miserly with your lives, where I would spend so many others without a thought."
remember that He speaks *like this*
Makes you think what does the Emperor thing about Angron.
@@eltonjohntubola3212 he thinks of Angron the same as he does with all his treacherous sons. He loves them deeply and feels guilty for failing them.
@@ieuanhunt552 I thought the Emperor told Roboute that he never saw the primarchs as anything more than tools.
@@Epistolary8 where did you read that.
Because that is the most moronic thing I've ever heard.
Godlike he may be but The Emperor is still human. He still possesses paternal instincts
"My GLOOOOORIOOOUUUS Overlord."
"My gluteus maximus QUIVERS in ANTICIPATION!"
[ D E L E T E ] *physker smack*
@@alexwest6469 "oh no"
*EXTRA THICC!!!* *EXTRA THICC!!!* *EEXXTTRRAA TTHHIICCC!!!* *EXTRA THHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCC*
IMMEDIATE RESTRAINING ORDER.
@@dilet1114 Restraint isn't part of my vocabulary
Origin of the Custodes: “Me mum was a tube!!!”
*MUM EVEREST*
At least Kitten. Which could either mean he was a Tube Baby and one of the VERY FIRST Custodes, or he is one if the Lost Primarchs. Either one could fit, and none of the two are mutually exclusive, surprisingly enough.
@@ninjabreadman8166
"MMPH!"
"Forget this ever happened, pleaseandthankyou."
"I was born in a tube inside mount everest! Mum everest!"
Fuck sneaking!!!!!
"They are known by a thousand names... each."
**Pillar man theme and oiled up abs intensifies**
Killing your own brothers
Now, I had to go spotify this
Even though it's just a sci-fi franchise, I get so emo thinking about how close the Emperor was to fulfilling the dream of man. "Master of Mankind" was such a good book in that regard, the war in the webway is so cool
"These men are my bodyguards, their lives forfeit to the guarantee of my physical safety. Of their loyalty to me there shall be no questions nor doubt. I, and I alone, shall have the authority to stand in judgement over them. No other commander shall they have in battle nor in service. None shall bar them from me and none shall hamper or stall their mission. So it is decreed!" -- Ancient declaration made by the Emperor of Mankind during the Age of Stife.
"a new member abandon any previously given name, and instead pick one from humanity's collective myth and legends"
I let you imagine the implication of having custodes named "Karstodes", "Wamustodes" and "Custodisi"
It´s "Wammudes", actually...also, you forgot Santodes
@@DerIrre1 I mean, Santodes isn't exactly a mystery how he got his name. He threw himself at a bomb. And it exploded. But he still lived. Just like Santana
I love the fact that for every battle and grand feat that they've completed they get a new name added to theirs. That just make me imagine a custode's getting some weapons mixed up and spending hours reading the names to see if it's theirs
"My excitement has my buttocks in tremors!"
3:40 "Saving Horus"
In retrospect not a great achievement…
Hindsight is 20/1
@@ohdontmindme4241 yep.
"...the custodies were awarded use of the finest weapons and armor to which the imperium had access..."
Blood Ravens: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."
Can confirm, there was a blood raven that did try to scout out something the blood ravens could steal from them. That blood raven was never seen again. But I have saw instances of a custodie that was shorter than the others. Strange.
Oil your abs and start playing the Pillarmen theme, it's a ya golden bois coming live from the Imperial Palace on Holy Terra.
You fans of that show are so cancer, you all flood the comments with stupid references that aren't even funny. Find some actual jokes please
@@NapalmStrike802 Yes I have, and the fans of the show flood the comment sections of every WH video with stupid references. It's cringey as all hell
@@shoother2257 You know, you can enjoy the video without looking at the comment section.
On the other hand, you are not very likley to stop people from commenting by likening them to cancer and calling their taste of humour stupid. Usually have an adverse effect on people's behaviour.
But, it is your own choice.
As it is theirs to comment I suppose.
Hope you have a nice day and enjoyed the video regardless. :)
@@ThoriberoCaroli You know people come to the comment section to have discussions about the video, but it's kinda hard to have a actual conversation when every other comment is a shitty reference to another video series. Maybe they should keep their comments on their videos and not shit up other channels comments.
@@ThoriberoCaroli And let's be honest here that series "comedy" is just references, screaming, curse words, and "lol random" humor with a 40k skin. It's incredibly low effort humor and thats fine but it becomes a problem when that entire community raids a comment section that isn't there for their humor.
Yay, finally Kitten and his custodes get the spotlight. (This is good or bad depending on how you look at it).
:O soo many likes thanks so much guys (edit)
Little kitten deserves the spotlight!
Us custodes need the light of the stage sometimes to show OUR GLISTENING GOLDEN ABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TREMBLE YE MIGHTY, FOR OUR MUSCLES QUIVER IN ANTICIPATION FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION!!
This is good, this is very very good
not even a mention of the increase in lubricants to the custodies in the latter years
@@jamescustodio3094 Kitten is the best character in TTS
As long as mentions of the whole "eschewing their armor" thing are kept to a minimum, it's alright
And Kitten is that Captain General. The most caring and capable of His companions.
8:07 Little Kitten, is that you?
No he is one minute later, you can spot him because he has a big kitten on his shoulder.
I would recognize that little bottom anywhere
@@ieuanhunt552 lmao how do you know he bottoms
These out of control Text to Speech device comments are such utter cringe. So many WH40K videos comment sections ruined.
@@LordProteus shush
TTS is the best 40k content in a decade made by anyone, GW included.
Before watching 40k: i luv alien's😍
After watching 40k: filthy xenos👿
The emperor approves this comment
As it should be!
You're going the right way
Codex Compliant brother
They make the Red guards of Palpatine like guardsmen in dress up
to be fair - their were
You forgot about the fact that the current Captain General is named after an infant feline companion of man
Templin has been handing out Warhammer content a lot lately, and I LOVE IT!!!!
*_The Emperor Protects._*
Cadia stands
@@TNCombatMedic Vulcan lives.
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS!
GLOYER FOR THE FIST MAN TO DIE
Yes battle brother, but having a loaded Bolter, doesn't hurt.
they remember ... when saying he was just a man was not heresy, they remember ...
They remember when saying he was a god was heresy.
@@nathanjora7627 its pretty poignant when you read it and think
The emperor's bodyguards are like the Roman Praetorian Guards of the Roman empire.
In my opinion I think they are more of a mix of a few, such as the Ottoman Janasaries, being taken from birth to be trained, and the Persian Immortals, who kept their numbers at exactly ten thousand to give the impression that none of them died, Swiss Guard, and even as you said, Praetorian Guard
One thing that they have not in common with the pretorian guard is being responsible of the death of 25% of the roman emperors
Well DUUUH😅
2000's custodians: Mop go sweep
40k's Custodians: Immortal Demigod
"Oh no it's the frictionless one."
-The Emperor
9:16
That's Kitten. Nothing you say will convince me otherwise.
When the Emperor rises from his eternal slumber they will be there. To be the instruments of his revenge
I absolutely love it when this channel covers the series warhammer 40k my most favorite sci-fi genre!
8:07 Hey, that's Kitten
Imagine the custodes as Wooden statues each carved in such way they are impossible to replace.
FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE TEN-THOUSAND.
"Many eschewed their armor in shame." I'm pretty sure those Custodes _don't_ have shame.
Fun facts: After the Emperor inscribing the names of three death Custodians, he realize too late that they are Karstodes, Custodisi and Wamudes fake death so he have it melt to make Crux Terminatus instead.
15:16 Decius' hat rises in agreement
"My thermic reactor is PULSATING with EXCITEMEEEENT!!!!"
Smooth...Velvety... Beats...
“Access - grgrgrgrhrrgggr-granted!”
I always enjoy the type of leader who just trusts his bodyguards as friends and confidants more than just a badass ruler.
"We watch over the golden Throne!"
"Why do I still live? What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they've made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is driven not by reason and hope but by fear, hate and ignorance. Better that we had all burned in the fires of Horus' ambition than live to see this".
ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN, PRIMARCH OF THE ULTRAMARINES, REFLECTING UPON THE STATE OF THE IMPERIUM OF THE LATE 41ST MILLENNIUM AND HIS DEVOTION TO THE EMPEROR OF Mankind.
Lorgar has already won the long war, Abbadon is just carving up the flesh lol
Imagine you are a guardsman. Assigned to a fort on some forgotten moon. You have been protecting this dark rock for reasons you don’t know for more than 4 years. Yet, you hadn’t seen a single xeno. When you joined the guardsmen, you expected to serve the emperor by shooting down some Xeno and caring out your ultimate Duty until death. But you hadn’t seen a single one… you desperately wished each day to hear the sirens that screamed the beginning of a battle. You wished it Until… it was granted. And oh how you would come to regret this wish and despise the fact that it came true.
You are woken up by blaring sirens. You quickly spring from your bed, dawn your flak armor, pick up your lasgun and at your commanding officer's orders you are stationed at the north side of the fortress in a bunker just outside the main defenses.
This is it! It’s finally time for you to exact your duty. To slaughter the dirty xeno and serve the emperor with fire and flame.
The bunker is armed with an autocanon, the 3 guardsmen who have lived inside this bunker are busy loading and moving ammo to the autocannon. You join them to quickly ready the armaments as your commanding officers shouts orders.
Suddenly, a squad of guardsmen barges In carrying a heavy bolter and a flamer and proceeded to quickly mount the weapons at the bunker’s firing position.
You wonder what kind of threat it must be to require a heavy bolter on top of an autocanon and 2 flamers. But you guess that it’s just taking precautions. The uneaz still bothers you, though.
After 2 grueling hours of complete silence, you wonder if the enemy will actually attack. You start mocking the xeno in your head… and as if your mind were read, an eardrum bursting screech sounds out in the whole fort.
You wonder if this was some kind of a sonic weapon… if so it was rather ineffective, only alerting the enemy of its presence. After another 10 minute wait you finally see the first enemy. Although you can’t make out what it is, you fire your las gun at your commanding officers order along with your brethren. The xeno absorbed more than a few las gun shots before going down… but you didn’t have the time to think what kind of monster could take so many shots to kill because the numberless hordes charging towards your bunker is illuminated by las gun fire. Only then you realize why a heavy bolter was needed alongside an autocannon. Seeing the herd, you come to understand that even the heavy bolter can’t hold it back for long. Despite this, as the autocannon and the heavy bolter start firing, the recklessly charging horde is shredded into menace meat. Each shot taking out 2 or 3 xeno. It’s soon becomes apparent that lasguns are useless against such monsters and if the heavy bolter and the autocannon stop firing, there will be no chance to survive.
You look on as the hordes are massacred and gain hope that victory might be possible. But as if to mock your thoughts again, tiny insect like spores rain down towards the bunker to try and stal the 2 heavy weapons. The 2 flamers are ordered to burn the spores to ash. Although this works at the beginning, the time needed to reload the flamers allows the spores to clog up the autocannon causing its loading bay to burst open after it was fired when still clogged up. Thankfully, the heavy bolter is still actively massacring the monsters and keeping them at bay.
But as the time to reload the bolter comes, it becomes apparent that each reload will allow the monsters to gain ground.
After numerous minutes of onslaught, the monsters have come close enough that, their blaring teeth and fangs, reflect the light from the las gun fire.
Finally, one of the monsters makes it past your bunker. And as if a dam has finally given way, more and more beasts make flood past your bunker. Occasionally, few stoping to attack it.
As the bunker is quickly overrun, you lose all hope of survival. The bolter and flamers had long since stopped firing, and everyone but you had died. You had locked yourself inside the supply room of the bunker, hoping for someone, something to save you.
As you come to realize that no one will and lose all hope of survival, after an hour of hiding, you decide to confront the screeching fiends outside. You wish to at least die in the light and embrace the emperor’s light at the end.
You take your lasgun and rush out of the bunker. Just outside the entrance, you are faced with a 2-meter monster with knives for teeth and limbs ending in vicious, metallic claws… you try to fire at the monster but, it Merely slaps you away. As the monster looms over you and your last thoughts come to mind, you see a golden light strike down between the bunker and the main defenses. The light causes the fiend to turn away in alert, allowing you enough Time to aim your lasgun and continuously shoot it in the head. After a whole mag, it finally lets out a final screech and dies.
As the other fiends near you notice and charge forth, you ready yourself for death… satisfied by your accomplishment. As a monster’s claw was about to pierce your chest, you feel powerful winds blow past your front, powerful enough that you are blown back 3 meters… you pathetically fall onto your butt, bewildered at the strange occurrence. As you come to your senses and open your eyes, you behold carnage. Tho, unexpectedly, not of your own body. Hundreds of beasts lay slaughtered, bisected, torn to pieces or just sludge of gore and blood on the ground.
Primordial fear washes over you… what could have done that, in a matter of seconds without even making a sound? Or rather, could anything do that?
Fully coming to your senses, you finally register the dying screeches behind you. You jerk your head at the source of the unmistakable sounds of massacre and…
Awe takes over you, replacing any inclining of fear as you are born witness to a golden giant swinging his spear, slicing several xeno with a single swing. He then stands tall, assessing the situation and locating his next prey. As you look upon him, you feel as though he is glistening with golden light. Not see it… feel it. You feel the being glow with warm, golden light. His spear, is too, glistening… However, not with golden light, but rather blue lightning. Even from far you are awe strack by the meticulous caving’s on the spear… you look over at the wielder once more, this time the golden light no longer present… and this time the majestic form of the golden warrior is finally revealed to you in its entire glory. You have no words to describe what it looked like. Only that you were struck breathless by its majestic countenance and its dominating presence.
But that’s all you are permitted to see… that’s the only second you get as the golden warrior becomes a storm of momentum once again…he moves faster than your eyes can follow, but you can still see The golden giant continue his onslaught whit in the enemy ranks leaving nothing but mangled and bisected corpses behind. His massacre is like a magical dance. Each step, each movement is nothing short from perfection. Not a single movement wasted… dodging and attacking at the same time, weaving through the enemy lines, so each swing is as effective as possible. A gore filled dance that would persist until the monsters would yield to his great spear.
Well, that was an amazing read, not something I expected to find on a youtube comment section with 49 likes from 3 months ago
May the God-Emperor protect you brother. You have graced us a wonderful tale.
Beautifully written brother!
The emperor would be proud of you
That's it!? I NEED MORE
Omg first The Emperor and now Custodes, thank you Templin
You honour his majesty
My tears, so tragic to be made for a galaxy that never came to be.
To know that peace was within there grasp yet now forgotten.
Yet they remain loyal throughout the millennium.
Humanity may be evil but lord is it badass
there needs to be a doom style 40k game where its just a single custodes on a daemon world
*ITS THE OILED ABS BOYS*
Hayayayaya!🎵
Chaos space marine: "We have your surrounded Custodes!"
Lone Custodes: "All I am surrounded by is fear and dead men." *kills all the forces surrounding him*
These guys are just too awesome in a universe filled with awesome.
Awaken my fellow Custodes, and shine a light on this galaxy with your shining gold armor (or glistening abs)
You guys really are into Warhammer 40k. I love it. One of the, if not the coolest sci-fi ever.
"Captain General Kitten!"
*_[AWAKEN! MY EMPERAH!]_*
STOP SMEARING OIL ALL OVER MY PALACE!
Oh, that’s not oil...
Technically speaking it contains a lot of lipids, so you could count it as some sort of oil... kinda XD
Going need need a flamer to clean that
Nothing on Santodes? He did distract horus with only his loincloth to save the emperor you know.
One last sword forged in defiance of fate.
Only in death does duty end.
That's the grey knights
We all came here for Kitten and Custodes memes. Don't even try to lie.
Not for that, but this was expected.
@@brotherdyrael1182 needs more blood
Ya got me.
MY THERMIC REACTOR IS PULSATING WITH EXCITEMEEEEEEEENT
This mans voice is perfect for explaining 40k I feel he will go on to narrate bigger things and become semi-famous
And one of these guys befriended Magnus and Rogal not to mention that he is super lucky to defeat Big Emps and Tzeentch in a Children's Card Game. 🤣
Oh and also he is a broken hearted man because of Shadowsun. 😅
I don't know why but the "Rising from the flames" music along with he narration is soooo good.
Didn't you forget Mechanicum help for The War in the Webway? Unifiers (Adnector Concillium) sacrificed a lot!
The Golden Banana boys
8:10 Oh hey Kitten, fancy seeing you here
Custodians in the 40K universe: Badass armored knights who are even more hardcore than Space Marines
Custodians in the real world: Guys in boiler suits who mop floors
Haha that good one
Do you remember the unification wars Bother Pepperidge?
Oh yes, I remember.
I feel like the custodes should be the one leading humanity since they remember the Emperor's will.
Yeah, since The Captain General probably holds power equal if not more than all the other high lords, his inaction over the years is partly to blame for the sheetshow the imperium has become.
*AWAKEN MY GLISTENING ABS*
*Pillar Men theme intensifies*
AAYYEEEEYAYAYAYEEE
10:12 so Kitten being the complaint manager is canon. Neat.
You forgot to mention how they seem to fancy Tau women.
Hear that? That's the sound of an angry Captain-General screaming "NOT FUCKING CANON!" and headed your way.
*Pillar Men Theme and JoJo poses I N T E N S I F Y*
From 8:03 to 8:19 you can see Kitten
I loved this video! Your graphics and narration were paced beautifully! Very captivating story as well. Thanks for all the work you put in it.
Well I should have expected this seeing that they just made a video on the emperor
Really love the recent Warhammer 40K content you've been uploading! Please keep up the great work :D
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During the Siege of Terra when they teleport to the Vengeful Spirit. Only around 1k custodes remained. Only valdor and a few others teleported with the emperor. Along with dorn, sanguinius, some blood angels and imperial fists
Nobody :
Literally no one :
Custodes : BRING US GALLONS OF OILS AND CUE THE PILLAR MEN MUSIC
Funny thing, I read one of the custodian books, the one which ends shortly after the Battle of Lion's Gate. Pre-Guilliman's resurrection, the Edict of Restraint was interpreted more as 'don't get caught' than 'stay in Terra.'
You're not wrong. The Custodes still went out to deal with dangers to the Throneworld. They just never joined active battlezones.
Right , like that one time A custodies protected a child because there was a Prediction he was going to become a relevant Imperial General .
@@y.kazayaki3681 Yes, the Edict of Restraint aka the Decree Passive has a loophole, several, that allows the Custodes to leave the Solar System.
Taking out dangers that even the Inquisition are not aware of, protecting individuals that have been marked for future great deeds by the Emperor’s will is another.
They also go out to capture all manner of enemies (Tyranids, Orks, Chaos Marines right up to daemons) and bring back and let them loose in the Imperial Palace as part of their Blood Games.
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The dark angels also were part of the destruction of the Thunder warriors.
They only fought Ursotan's group. There were like a dozen of them at most.
While Custodes likely killed thousand of Thunder Warriors on Ararat.
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