Circus music except it's literally blowing you away.
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- Опубліковано 21 кві 2022
- Everything is an amplified tuba.
Track 2 of Shitscores, Vol. 1: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/mag...
The original song is "Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fučík.
I've posted the sheet music for this on MuseScore, which you can download on MuseScore or in the Google Drive if MuseScore wants you to pay for it. The sheet music doesn't play well on the site itself, but in the program, it's best viewed in the "Continuous View" mode.
⚪ MuseScore Link: musescore.com/user/29331269/s...
🟢 Google Drive: drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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This is now on Spotify, UA-cam Music, iTunes, and more!
I get comments asking for my music on Spotify _(no clue why they'd want to group this with actual music but you do you I guess)_ so I released a single with my first three shitscores to a bunch of streaming services.
*Shitscores, Vol. 1*
You can find links to all the platforms it's on here: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/magicmason1000/shitscores-vol-1-2
You can also use the music in Instagram and TikTok posts.
Yay!
Pleassse don’t let the cringetok people touch your cool ssstuff, Massson.
"Swap instruments with the person next to you" sounds like a good way to speedrun an entire brass section into catching every disease known to man
YEP
you mean to tell me 75% of brass already dont
keep a personal mouthpiece handy for the instrument you're going to switch to. Problem mostly solved!
@@perryborn2777 modern (stupid) problems require modern solutions
@@charlesnojinson4760 speedrun is a key word here
"Music should evoke strong feelings in the listener."
I feel my nervous system liquifying in real time.
Ah! I was hoping that wasn't just me. 😱😣👂🪛
I mean ... mission accomplished ...
This invokes the fear of God and all his crusty abominable siblings.
@@knight_kazul
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I think my eardrums imploded.
"No damsels ?"
I love how he found a refined way to say "no bitches ?" 😭💀
"Maidenless"
"lacking in canines of the female kind?"
"you bi aché"
Lacking in Homo sapiens?
@@L3_cHat idk that sounds kinda gay. Like "no homo erectus"
I want to see a live performance of this where everyone in the orchestra just whips out a tuba from behind their chair and start passing them around like an extreme kinetic segment in a marching band performance.
You can do this...just with kazoos instead
@@robinpcavery don't give me ideas
You're gonna need some blue hedgehogs for that.
how would you do the car crashes and stuff
@@TheTurtleGamer196 hidden speakers
First recorded piece of music to register on the Richter scale
And seismograph.
Mahler 6 hammer?
Can you imagine if that actually happened in real life? Like if one day, you turn on the news, and you hear, "Today at approximately 2:30 in the afternoon in Western South Dakota, a magnitude 1.3 earthquake lasted for nearly 3 minutes. The cause of the earthquake seems to have come from a very large band playing some odd piece of music. We have tried reaching the Band's conductor, but they have not yet commented."
This actually happened! In Barcelona, I believe, seismologists detected the rumble of the crowd at a nearby Bruce Springsteen concert (not the music itself, though).
jack black?
He didn't only pass his Music Theory Class. This piece was his Thesis.
And now he's a doctor
(switched every instrument to a amplified tuba)
Yes. I believe that's correct.
Bro i give him a D+++++++++++++
He is now the Dean of the Music Department. Next, LSO.
What does D+++++++++++ even mean??
Around the time the amplified tubas show up, it goes from "Entry of the Gladiators" to "Entry of the Seismic Activity".
Entry of the Ring of Fire
Not gonna lie though, it sounds surprisingly fine. I am totally not biased towards tubas or anything hahaha what do you mean
He HAS to be absolutely amazing at music to make something so horrendous.
ironically, I got this comment while composing a song for boomwhackers...
That's why it should be referred to as a "magnificent abomination". 😁
It's easy to make something bad, effortless really, but it takes skill to create a true disaster.
Gotta know the rules to break them. 😂
The Gladiators have stopped fighting, and have now entered the crowd
The band is now being held at sword point and is being forced to play this.
Three have already been executed for failing.
Oh- a gladiator has now entered the news box, and seems to be- *camera falls to the ground and screaming can be heard*
@@BuilderB08 CUT THE CAMERAS- *louder screaming*
@@_urlocalnucl3arb1tch *More screaming, and discordant shrieks can be heard to the tune of the song*
@@ArinoGacha *The cameramans head is now facing the camera, with tons of blood on the screen, and a tuba player seems to have knocked one out*
@@_urlocalnucl3arb1tch "It looks like this show has gone to shit. IM OUT."
FINALLY, A DECENT TUBA SOLO
IKR
Tuba fans all over the world cheering! All 3 of us!!!
Tubas are so hard to make a solo with, but this was perfect
@@guse7688 make that 4 of us!
EXACTLY i was so happy when I saw the Euphonium in this is Halloween cause I always get the trombone or tuba part. I rejoice with you tho i am not one of you!
0:53 we all knew the the tuba player in high school that was waiting _his whole life_ to play the part where he has the melody and he's gonna make sure the whole world hears it
When a kid in a band wants to make sure their music is loud enough for their parents in the audience to hear.
Thank you! That's me.
whoever played the car crash at the end did amazing.
W
where comment
Sounds like a grand piano crash to me.
This goes way beyond Heavy Metal Music. This is Heavy Mental Music.
tubas are the heaviest metal instrument
@@beef5162yt one of the heaviest*
I mean, i thought "Return to slime" from calamity sounded mental.
Switch every instrument to a lead tuba
HEAVY METAL MEME
1:45 how to make everyone that has ever done anything relevant to music want to die
I, uh, think a significant amount of them are already dead...
The genius of "Switch every instrument to an amplified tuba" is beyond human comprehension.
You realize you could just stick a microphone up a tuba and hook it to a guitar amp
Can I read music? No
Can I play an instrument? No
DId I study music at Tech? No
But this is just hysterically hilarious I can't stop laughing. Bravo good Sir!
Thanks! It's designed so anyone can look at it and clearly see how wrong it is, even if they don't know music. I've got some others that I haven't uploaded, but I suggest you check out Parker Meek. He makes some really funny ones (although I suggest his earlier ones more than the later ones)
@@MagicMason1000 please upload them.
@@scottwilliams846 maybe if you asked nicely like saying "please", like an adult.
@@TheDevilockedzombie hey, they actually edited it.
I know how to read music and play an instrument. All I can say is this was completely bonkers and laughed at the ridiculous use of forteissiissississimo.
My upstairs neighbours woke me up at 2:00AM this weekend with noise. I just found a way to thank them… at 5:00AM on a Wednesday.
There are PRACTICAL applications to evil, aren't there??? ;)
Listening to this at 6 am on a Thursday
Its 3 am where I am
sometimes when I'm upset and I just want to break something, I come here and I feel much better
Oh, I'm so glad this video can do that for you! My goal has always been to make people laugh and enjoy themselves so that really makes me happy 😁
@@MagicMason1000 yeah, it is pretty dumb but it does actually help :)
1:40
"oh no i really need to fart... i hope the instruments will hide the sound..."
Perfect ringtone for an alarm clock!
Thank u for the idea
@@charmyclover2520 Can you make that lol
Save this for Monday mornings only
Yes this will be my 4.30am alarm on extra super loud!😂😂😂😂
What a magnificent abomination. Thank you for sharing it with the world. 🙏
"Magnificent abomination" is probably the best descriptor I've seen so far. Thank you :)
@@MagicMason1000 …my GAST is FLABBERED!!!!
@@Jovocale Flabbered, hell! I don't have a GAST left!
@@josepherhardt164 …hey… if you want an extra kick to this piece… try playing it on UA-cam at 2x the speed… even my cat ran away!!
@@josepherhardt164 …if you are a masochist…try .25x the speed… painful as hell!!
I like how this monstrosity isnt like the other ones on UA-cam where they just add in rickrolls, the lick, flight of the bumblebee, etc. This one sticks to the source material but is still pure unbridled chaos. It’s lovely. ❤️
2:12 this part actually sounds pretty good tho
It sounds like a Pokémon area theme from the GBA days
i wanna hear this played by a big ass band, that would be fucking magnificent
Comment sections are simply lovely, aren't they?
So, basically the school marching band
get the Austrian imperial band lineup from 1916 and have them play this
You would go Def
@@iniratagen9740 We would listen from a distance, of course. Having attended a performance of the Army and Marine bands during a recent summer trip to DC, I have somewhat of an idea how very loud brass bands are.
That being said, many of my companions in the comments will express welcome to deafness for comedic effect.
I'm in, though I'd need earmuffs for the whole thing
[confused screaming]
- flautist
Fellow flautist here:
*AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Another fellow flautist *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
_[even more confused screaming]_
- choir kid
[confused confused screaming and crying]
Yet another flute player
A pianist:
*rolling on the ground laughing hysterically*
The entire bit at the end is more accurately described as a biblically accurate sonic screech sent by god to punish us for some minor musical transgression we committed recently than any form of music. And I love that fact.
to make something so chaotic and actually be able to hear the song takes skill. kudos to this guy.
0:51-1:25 The tuba players play their instruments so loud that the music score of the conductor trembles and starts to fall off!
POV: You expected Megalovania, Never Gonna Give You Up, or The Lick to appear in this video
Eh, too stereotypical for me. I want to be unique! :P
@@MagicMason1000 I appreciated it honestly. More cursed music, less copy-paste meme dumps
@@MagicMason1000 i actually like this. It’s not meme-infested like the others, it’s just really loud and dissonant.
No bro, this one is different
mmmmmm minor seconds
This would be great for a video game character of a horror like type concerning a circus. Imagine a circus area of the map, and when you enter the tent this plays in the background quietly as you see somebody standing in the middle of the stage
Because it simply sounds so chaotic and off-key that you immediately know that something is wrong and that whoever is standing there isn't going to be any good
Also The Amazing Digital Circus.
Ok 1:25 got me
Literally my fear of clowns in musical form! Loved it!
How to make music
Step one: get a glockenspiel
Step two: roll around on the glockenspiel
Step three: put it in the washing machine
Step four: *T R I L L S*
Step five: LOUD GLOCKENSPIELING
Demented Clown Music Intensifies *WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS KIMBERLY!!!*
@@divineyonaga6239 hahahahahahahaha. No.
i'd be afraid too.
Aw, you've got no reason to be afraid of us, hon! Just step into this dark alleyway with me, and I'll give you a balloon, hee hee!
Oh my goodness. Those poor gladiators
The amplified tuba isn't too bad at 1:00. Im definitely not biased in any way shape or form.
This is proof though that tuba should always be trusted with the tune.
As a percussionist back in high school I shudder to think what unholy cacophony would result from putting a glockenspiel in a washing machine, bravo
I like this strain of scrolling score parody videos. The references would've cheapened the humor, and the cursed arrangement of the source material is the star of the joke here. Would love to see more of this kind of stuff. It's like Mozart's musical joke but on steroids.
The foreboding undertone created by the extra instrumentation fits the tone of bumbling militaries perfectly
Someone needs to wedge this into _The Pirates of Penzance_ .
this song is literally an instruMENTAL breakdown and it's amazing
"Entry of the Gladiators" (circus music) but the people who played it can't hold their laughter during the song
Nah that would just be random static on the radio.
I wonder how many people would have to be in this band
At least two probably
at least 60 tubas
all the people
Yes
Yea about that many
Those poor gladiators never knew what hit them .
I'm going to send this to my band teacher and beg him to do this, so I can hear the one poor soul that plays tuba suffer. And also get to do this! 1:53
I appreciate that it's still immediately recognizable.
i appreciate the attention to detail necessary to reiterate the quintuple F every measure
i think you mean the fortississississimo
The Fucking Flatulent Forte
Anyone else catch the fortississississimo at 0:45? 😂😂😭
I need this song to start playing in the background of my life when I’m about to do dumb shit. Magnificent
1:59 put it in the washing machine
Part of it sounded like Thomas the Train dying and I love it lol
Thomas the Pain Engine.
exactly what i was JUST thinking lmao
@@cheezegiraffe haha
I don't think i'm gonna be able to unhear this.BUT IT DOES-
@@erinharrison2447 haha
I like the glockenspiel figure at 2:41
Guaranteed to blow away both the audience AND the performers!
As a tenor sax I would love to participate in this
what if i told you i play tuba?
Hi fellow Tenor Sax here, we can just play the Low Brass part like we usually do.
i wanna participate as trombone
I too want to participate as a trombone
I want to participate as a trombone as well
0:21 Not gonna lie the tubas sounds like a pack of angry dogs barking 😂😂
BORK BORK BORK BORK!!!!
Totally
This honestly is the best way I’ve found to explain to my friends what goes on in my brain on the daily… when they ask what’s going on when I zone out or are thinking too hard I just play this because it almost perfectly matches my brain’s thoughts 98% of the time
What’s the other 2% of the time?
At this point, the Gladiators are taking no survivors.
What you hear at The Haunted Circus...FOREVER...
Sus?
@@elweewutroone Definitely! 😱🤡
More like cursed circus
circus hell
If I die of something stupid, play this at my funeral
And do it at max volume too.
2:35 the '80s called they said they wanted that note
Destruction of the gladiators just sounds decidedly more epic
2:28 sounds like the animal crossing speaking sfx they use when many characters are singing together in unison.
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Never have I heard a more raucous cacophony
What art!
2:50 fortissississississimo?
no it’s fryyourearbuds
Idk what you're saying but yes
I know what you are saying, yes
@@charamspainta story compressed into two comments
@@nekomimicatears indeed, a st
No chord has ever clustered as hard as the one in that finale.
I am only just diving below the surface into the icebergian world of sheet music memes and am loving every clowning minute of it. Glockenspiel trill and foghorn block chords for the win.
Props on doing the entire march
2:32 the only addition to the song that actually makes it sound better
Currently *wheezing.* This, is talent✨
1:30 I see you hiding the Your Best Friend motif in there 👀
Turn up your headphones
1:59 this pause frame killed me, especially because i know how to play the instrument now. simply put it in a washing machine
This song is definitely an emotion; an absolute feeling; dare I say, a mood.
I mean, I would listen to a live arrangement of this
Y'know, this makes me realize how much I enjoy and appreciate sound-based shitposts. Wish I had stuck with piano classes.
This is the type of stuff that goes through my head during a test, mainly a test that’s WAYYYY too important.
"Turn down your headphones"
Ayo, pass the aux, I wanna make sure your neighbors half a block away are awake
This is the man I trust to edit my videos 😐
you have chosen well
I NEED THE SHEET MUSIC RIGHT NOW
I can post it on Musescore if you want it
@@MagicMason1000 yes please
@@jackchoink2314 musescore.com/user/29331269/scores/8163561 it sounds better in the musescore app itself than on the website, but that's the sheet music you can download.
@@MagicMason1000 ty
Thank you so much!
I just can't stop thinking about gladiators in their armor pouring into the colosseum like clowns out of a clown car
The amplified Tuba hits hard literally and musically 🔥
Wow I needed that at 11 in the morning
Here I am a month and 13 hours later. I needed that before bed.
I'm watching it at 9am lol
This is just too fricken great LOL
Especially when all notes play at once and it sounds like a bass boosted fart
This is one of the funniest things I have EVER SEEN. It's the most beautiful deliberate trainwreck ever and I can't stop laughing.
2:21 sounds nice smh
"TIME TO REMIND EVERYONE THIS PIECE IS ACTUALLY CALLED THE ENTRANCE OF THE GLADIATORS, AND IF YOU SURVIVE YOU ARE ONE YOURSELF"
I liked the Windows start up sound at the end.
this is what plays in my mind when something goes horribly wrong but it was my fault and also easily preventable
0:40 Play the horn backwards? OK!
[ *Feverished sucking*]
i frequently go back to this video to hear the beauty of it ✨✨✨✨✨
0:52 - They are playing a foghorn-calliope
What
"Switch every instrument to an amplified tuba."
As the only string instrument player in my school's bass section, I felt that. (There were only about a dozen of us in the entire band.)
pfp
The fortissississississimo tuba bits literally sound like a big fuck off boat and I love it
1:35 did a ghost of a 4 year old start playing the glockenspiel or did the person playing it lose their mallets and start playing it with their tounge
One of the best music parody songs I’ve seen yet! It actually got really beautiful there at the end.😊 And then the car crash happened.😂
I spent the almost three minutes listening in fear and amusement, and actually gagged at the final notes. horrific. I loved it
Instructions: *swap instruments with the person next to you*
Me next to a clarinetist: *exchanges worried glances*
It's 3am, I'm listening to this on repeat, and I've drinken 2 energy drinks today, I think I should sleep now but no this is a masterpiece
Honestly this would be perfect for a horror game or segment in a movie that would cause a lot of suspense. I would totally be terrified of an enemy in a game if this was playing in the background
the fucking tuba part gets me every single time
I didn't know music could express such contempt.