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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2020
  • Someone's watching you while you poop... Also another Siren Head game! Spooky, scary stuff!
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @saragee432
    @saragee432 3 роки тому +2311

    "I don't know why there's candles in the bathroom, but there definitely are."
    Maybe ghosts like mood lighting. Ghosts may be dead, but chivalry sure isn't

    • @happyalltheday2275
      @happyalltheday2275 3 роки тому +5

      *Horror game/movie logic
      The lamp is always turn off!

    • @Swamp_dweller
      @Swamp_dweller 3 роки тому +43

      i was going to agree with you but then I vividly remembered that there was a shrine to Michelle Obama in the girls bathroom at my school with coconut scented candles and people were doing yoga and one of the councilors had to come remove everyone. this was the day before Christmas break so nobody actually went to class after lunch which is why there was a shrine. maybe that's why there's candles in this bathroom.

    • @bluelfsuma
      @bluelfsuma 3 роки тому +12

      @Kat _What._

    • @Moose553
      @Moose553 3 роки тому +8

      Maybe to help the bathroom not smell like shit

    • @didosauce6008
      @didosauce6008 3 роки тому +6

      Hey man maybe they’re scented candles, perhaps someone took a super smelly shit

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 3 роки тому +8247

    Mark saying “Oh physics, I wasn’t expecting that” reminded me of the time I sprained my wrist when I was a kid by jumping out of a tree with an umbrella expecting to float gently down to the ground

    • @sleepingslug
      @sleepingslug 3 роки тому +369

      I tried that to and almost snapped my ankle jumping from a might I add BIGGG truck

    • @juliovonrosa2147
      @juliovonrosa2147 3 роки тому +422

      trying to dethrone mary poppins?

    • @batterypwrlow
      @batterypwrlow 3 роки тому +335

      "I'm Marry Poppins y'all!!!!"

    • @juliovonrosa2147
      @juliovonrosa2147 3 роки тому +55

      @@batterypwrlow how dare you

    • @l.o.r.esci-fi4896
      @l.o.r.esci-fi4896 3 роки тому +60

      @@batterypwrlow you have no respect for yondu imma call the Ravagers now!.

  • @nicknack5697
    @nicknack5697 2 роки тому +1108

    Creepy dude: "You fool, youve been played by us into wasting your own time!"
    Mark: *Visibly never fooled for one second*

  • @joshualedbetter879
    @joshualedbetter879 Рік тому +261

    I like the idea of a horror game that takes place on the toilet. Because if someone/something is going to scare the crap out of you, you would probably want to be on the toilet.

    • @arloreynolds8794
      @arloreynolds8794 7 місяців тому +10

      damn, sentimental

    • @humanbeing4321
      @humanbeing4321 2 місяці тому +1

      @@arloreynolds8794don’t think that’s right, but effort appreciated.

  • @tadghoconnor6806
    @tadghoconnor6806 3 роки тому +3560

    Horror game: press "shift" to sprint
    Me: why
    Horror game: "it's a suprise tool that'll help us *now*

    • @sabitsukiheck6217
      @sabitsukiheck6217 3 роки тому +188

      once heard someone say that the scariest thing is being told how to run in a vast empty room. I can agree.

    • @darkghost.1500
      @darkghost.1500 3 роки тому +4

      Noice

    • @loganc6183
      @loganc6183 3 роки тому +19

      OOO TODDLES

    • @Rick-jf2ig
      @Rick-jf2ig 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao

    • @mhplayer
      @mhplayer 3 роки тому +6

      Is that a mikey reference? x) never seen someone make a meme that old

  • @-hani
    @-hani 3 роки тому +3512

    Fun fact! The writing on the bathroom stall in the first game is called Baybayin (alternatively, Alibata).
    Its an old writing system that was used in the Philippines.
    The word written was "Busalan" which translates as 'to muzzle or to gag' and keep a person or animal quiet.

    • @rosaleighclipperton5982
      @rosaleighclipperton5982 3 роки тому +106

      Oooh, smart, that's super cool thanks

    • @ethancate8462
      @ethancate8462 3 роки тому +142

      I thought it meant poop butt

    • @kzylxs7885
      @kzylxs7885 3 роки тому +64

      It's baybayin but thanks for the info ♡

    • @-hani
      @-hani 3 роки тому +92

      ​@@kzylxs7885 oh shit yeah that's the more correct term lol, my bad.
      Got used to calling it alibata since that was what was taught to us back then in grade school. But thanks for the correction!

    • @kzylxs7885
      @kzylxs7885 3 роки тому +16

      @@-hani yeah same here lmao

  • @whyistheworldlikethis4108
    @whyistheworldlikethis4108 2 роки тому +177

    22:26 the calmest jumpscare ever

  • @paragonplays6919
    @paragonplays6919 2 роки тому +301

    I'm just laughing so much at Super Surprise Party. More than just the things Mark critiques, but..
    Like..
    A "Celebration of Life party" is what people who think funerals are "too morbid" call a funeral. Not a birthday party. Lmao

    • @sploompdoomper
      @sploompdoomper Рік тому +23

      A celebration of life in my family always meant an actual party, we just had a celebration of life for my uncle that passed and it was a river party with drinking and river rafting. I've never liked ppl that use it wrong

  • @steviemcbob636
    @steviemcbob636 3 роки тому +1964

    Literally every time there’s a jumpscare I get an ad. No, Walmart. I don’t care about your stupid deals right now

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 роки тому +78

      “yOuR aRe nOt A DiSh, YoUrE a MaN”

    • @anthonyeagleelk3593
      @anthonyeagleelk3593 3 роки тому +18

      ad block

    • @NLRHMoved
      @NLRHMoved 3 роки тому +9

      Ahh thats happen so much at best part in a ny video. Bam 2 ads too.... Why are they having non skippable ads. WHY 2 everytime now?

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 3 роки тому +8

      @@anthonyeagleelk3593 ad block isn't really a thing on mobile, so it's not exactly a solution for everyone :/

    • @anthonyeagleelk3593
      @anthonyeagleelk3593 3 роки тому +8

      @@AkumaDayo yes it is

  • @johnnyspeedboat6656
    @johnnyspeedboat6656 3 роки тому +9445

    Mark: "Don't worry, there's not going to be a scare."
    Audience: *something's wrong, I can feel it.*

    • @cadenbrown7407
      @cadenbrown7407 3 роки тому +165

      It’s just.... a feeling that I got

    • @piercegordon6404
      @piercegordon6404 3 роки тому +90

      Like something gonna happen,but I don’t know what

    • @1tsj1mmy
      @1tsj1mmy 3 роки тому +38

      ​@@cadenbrown7407 like something's about to happen

    • @The_Ultimate_Egg1
      @The_Ultimate_Egg1 3 роки тому +45

      Petition for mark to play among us

    • @slayeroffurries1115
      @slayeroffurries1115 3 роки тому +37

      "There is a disturbance in the force"

  • @Wachtos
    @Wachtos 2 роки тому +43

    The fact that he didn't jump scare in the beginning is more of a psychological horror. Keep asking yourself, "when's it coming? is he really not gonna jumpscare??"

  • @Willow_Pillow__EN-VTuber
    @Willow_Pillow__EN-VTuber 2 роки тому +667

    “You did everything I asked of you, with no second thoughts.”
    *submissive and breedable moment*

    • @TheWaywardCheckpoint
      @TheWaywardCheckpoint 2 роки тому +28

      I didn't know I needed this

    • @Elenipetlaki
      @Elenipetlaki Рік тому +7

      I thought of the same exact thing 😆😆😆

    • @OsamaNoMaidens
      @OsamaNoMaidens Рік тому +6

      AYO

    • @pendragon4811
      @pendragon4811 Рік тому +1

      The only think submissive and breedable is you😏...when u pay for gas...

    • @lilyachernik942
      @lilyachernik942 3 місяці тому

      You can tell Librarian improvised a lot in the voice acting there

  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 3 роки тому +4364

    Things that spook me in a horror game:
    10% sound design
    15% atmosphere
    20% cheap jumpscares
    55% Mark's screams

  • @Hirokill
    @Hirokill 3 роки тому +5273

    “Allow the game to access your location”
    Mark:👁👄👁

    • @camilahernandez5861
      @camilahernandez5861 3 роки тому +21

      Can I get the time stamp please?

    • @Hirokill
      @Hirokill 3 роки тому +32

      @@camilahernandez5861 15:45

    • @draco8250
      @draco8250 3 роки тому +7

      I want u to know... I broke the 690 likes... It had to be done

    • @PillowWantsSleep
      @PillowWantsSleep 3 роки тому +41

      👁👄👁
      ➖👄➖
      👁👄👁

    • @ruruyu59
      @ruruyu59 3 роки тому +7

      PillowDaBest i see the meme reference in this one 👁👁

  • @moonlightowls26
    @moonlightowls26 2 роки тому +45

    I love when he did surprise party and he didn’t even care when he said “we’ve been tracking you”

  • @sleepinghoneybee
    @sleepinghoneybee 2 роки тому +44

    Mark not doing his usual Intro freaked me out so much, the first jumpscare in the game made me almost hit myself with a bowl of cereal💀

  • @moreyourpops155
    @moreyourpops155 3 роки тому +644

    Mark: *collects the last symbol*
    Mark: "Almost too eas-"
    *gets jumpscared*

    • @simpleashley6391
      @simpleashley6391 3 роки тому +2

      The symbols are baybayin if im not wrong it our old way of writing filipino only knows

    • @thisdude9327
      @thisdude9327 3 роки тому

      XD XD XD

    • @MunggoloydLord
      @MunggoloydLord 3 роки тому +1

      goldenshmirks
      You’re actually right, it translates to “Busolan” which means “gag”

  • @elenilove2125
    @elenilove2125 3 роки тому +15396

    To everyone who says they’re first: *i have a blue shell*

  • @Lmao_ded
    @Lmao_ded 2 роки тому +34

    I like how Mark transforms from a gamer to an opera singer faster than my hands at night

    • @lt43-productions
      @lt43-productions 9 місяців тому +15

      Your hands transform from a gamer to an opera singer at night? Impressive.

  • @maragabrielatrifan6015
    @maragabrielatrifan6015 2 роки тому +15

    14:40 i thought of "what do you think of that L?! THIS IS MY PERFECT VICTORY! THATS RIGHT, I WIN!!"

  • @1ittleFawn02
    @1ittleFawn02 3 роки тому +6767

    Someone minding their buisness in the next stall over:
    Mark: y A l I k E j A z Z?

  • @dusttheotter4000
    @dusttheotter4000 3 роки тому +1561

    Horror Game: “Press ‘shift’ to sprint”
    Me: “I’m in danger!”

  • @nabilwildan1234
    @nabilwildan1234 2 роки тому +8

    SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH nice jumpscare bro you scare me 3:14

  • @kenzznek4870
    @kenzznek4870 Рік тому +14

    I literally love it when he's like, "Don't mind me. Just taking this key."

  • @voidraldarken
    @voidraldarken 3 роки тому +2811

    Markiplier: *Goes up to vase.*
    Markiplier: *Immediately breaks vase.*
    Markiplier: *Immediately:* “SORRY.”
    _A few seconds later..._
    Markiplier: “Smash smash smash smash, smash.” _He said, as he smashed every vase he saw._

  • @MARKOoo
    @MARKOoo 3 роки тому +630

    Mark: "there's not gonna be a scare"
    *press X to doubt*

  • @Andrewandres
    @Andrewandres 2 роки тому +11

    5:21
    Mark: “Help help!”
    Thor: “WHAT”
    Mark: 😳

  • @iceleblu5331
    @iceleblu5331 2 роки тому +6

    2:36
    hey mark. look at the bright side of this, your in the lue while scared shitless

  • @johnnythed1175
    @johnnythed1175 3 роки тому +583

    *Vase mysteriously breaks*
    *Mark blames himself*
    I love how he always tries to make sense of things, plays it cool and avoids unnatural occurrences before crazy shit goes down

    • @apheliosgod28
      @apheliosgod28 3 роки тому +10

      Kind of like the opposite of a horror movie character

    • @platonixent7671
      @platonixent7671 3 роки тому +1

      ick

    • @Mega-Brick
      @Mega-Brick 3 роки тому

      Honestly I thought he brushed against it when he passed

  • @tylernotsojoseph820
    @tylernotsojoseph820 3 роки тому +1171

    "Oh, physics! I did not expect that." one of the most radiating gamer quotes of this time

  • @CTR403
    @CTR403 2 місяці тому +2

    I’m falling to sleep by listening to Markiplier video

  • @jubbano7791
    @jubbano7791 Рік тому +7

    10:43 They got bops in here

  • @mrmcdark1847
    @mrmcdark1847 3 роки тому +1550

    There are Ghost In these stalls: Ends in like 2 minutes
    Mark: UnDeRsTaNdAbLe, HaVe A nIcE dAy

  • @sebYB67
    @sebYB67 3 роки тому +221

    I love that "almost too easy" has now become a recurring thing

  • @Kami-tl9rh
    @Kami-tl9rh 2 роки тому +4

    19:28 DoNt yOu dArE DIsObEy mE coRalInE!!!!

  • @lecats6209
    @lecats6209 Рік тому +8

    You’d think that watching horror games would be VERY scary especially at night but it’s always very funny when you watch it with mark 😂

  • @BootyyShaker9000
    @BootyyShaker9000 3 роки тому +976

    Whenever Mark gets jumpscared: *Markiplier.exe has stopped working*

    • @user-kb3mi4pt1k
      @user-kb3mi4pt1k 3 роки тому +7

      @@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo27 oh shut the f**k up and get a life...

    • @iolanda_liang
      @iolanda_liang 3 роки тому +6

      And he just sits there like:
      👁👄👁

    • @samuelj.n.a7099
      @samuelj.n.a7099 3 роки тому +3

      The one who gives jumpscares gets jumpscared...

    • @BootyyShaker9000
      @BootyyShaker9000 3 роки тому +1

      @@iolanda_liang yus

    • @BootyyShaker9000
      @BootyyShaker9000 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-kb3mi4pt1k What'd she say?

  • @vinitasingh7453
    @vinitasingh7453 3 роки тому +746

    "What do you mean I died!? I was trying to YAA him.."
    Markiplier, 2020

  • @angelastjohn6210
    @angelastjohn6210 2 роки тому +8

    go on 15:53
    the person: ITS NOT A BIG DEAL
    me: YOU WANNA KILL MEH OK!

  • @zoeyf7178
    @zoeyf7178 2 роки тому +87

    Me: sitting in a room in the dark watching this
    Also me: clutching my dog under the sheets and scared shitless
    My dog: growls at something
    Me: *goodbye world*

  • @Michael-wk7ug
    @Michael-wk7ug 3 роки тому +291

    “I collected a poop butt”
    -Markiplier 2020

  • @skipadz8321
    @skipadz8321 3 роки тому +1817

    "Roses are red"
    "Violets are blue
    "As long as Mark suffers"
    "He gets a view"

    • @getbimgused
      @getbimgused 3 роки тому +1

      @Chidube J Opara he copied someone's comment

    • @filipking0075
      @filipking0075 3 роки тому +13

      Roses are red
      Silent as a mouse
      Your door is unlocked
      I'm inside your house

    • @filipking0075
      @filipking0075 3 роки тому +6

      Roses are red
      U don't have a life
      Do I need to revive cessar so you can practise using a fucking knife

    • @beanboy9029
      @beanboy9029 3 роки тому +1

      @@getbimgused doesnt make someone a beggar lol

    • @getbimgused
      @getbimgused 3 роки тому

      @@beanboy9029 yes it does they are copying a comment with lots of like thinking they will get more

  • @xenos5667
    @xenos5667 2 роки тому +7

    "If you need any help I can give you a hand!"
    People without an arm: yeah I would

  • @_71921
    @_71921 7 місяців тому +3

    I literally love how Mark was goofing around, messing with boxes and hands and breaking vases like it ain't even a horror game in the second one

  • @rodrigocosta2365
    @rodrigocosta2365 3 роки тому +922

    The worst part about the first game: The character does not poop, dying full.

    • @jackonlyhassomefacts
      @jackonlyhassomefacts 3 роки тому +77

      Well, when you die, all that waste gets...released, so it's a pretty good thing he was on the toilet lmao

    • @simpleashley6391
      @simpleashley6391 3 роки тому +7

      The symbols are baybayin

    • @alxxsv
      @alxxsv 3 роки тому +12

      Jack The Timelord in the movies they should make people poop on the killer when they die

    • @schedule_
      @schedule_ 3 роки тому +9

      stop.. STOP MAKING ME UNCONFORTABLE

    • @shylab723
      @shylab723 3 роки тому +8

      Oh I'm sure it all came out the second they saw that monster. 😂

  • @hafsap1051
    @hafsap1051 2 роки тому +1

    This is literally my favorite serie in the channel

  • @gal2957
    @gal2957 2 роки тому +3

    The way he blinked after being jump scared on the first one

  • @neuroticcookie
    @neuroticcookie 3 роки тому +2722

    Oh god. I don't usually comment on these but the first game is like... a phobia. The mental image I give myself of some creepy person/thing crawling under a bathroom stall while I'm in it is super unsettling. Just... nope.

    • @jaic4306
      @jaic4306 3 роки тому +16

      Relatable

    • @purple5331
      @purple5331 3 роки тому +112

      yo find another stall i'm trying to take a shit

    • @to8by215
      @to8by215 3 роки тому +18

      Angeless honestly I would shit my pants if I were your sister clowns are fucking terrifying

    • @YourNameHere
      @YourNameHere 3 роки тому +30

      a small child did that once, it was a boy too
      in the girl’s bathroom
      it was super uncomfortable

    • @alhannaallen7605
      @alhannaallen7605 3 роки тому +4

      Omg I was so afraid to use the bathroom alone when I was in elementary and intermediate school!

  • @NeonRedVans
    @NeonRedVans 3 роки тому +5624

    I love the “3 scary games” series I’m literally bing watching all of them randomly

  • @jimbo2057
    @jimbo2057 2 роки тому +3

    Even tho I knew a jump scare was gonna happen I still got my soul taken with Mark

  • @plastic_doggo9604
    @plastic_doggo9604 2 роки тому +2

    His face when he died in the first game was beautiful

    • @ashleyveanne
      @ashleyveanne 2 роки тому

      Oh no our markiplier he's broken

  • @ChamberK-1
    @ChamberK-1 3 роки тому +102

    “It’s just you, me, and Lyxian.”
    That’s exactly what I’m afraid of.

  • @MarieAri
    @MarieAri 3 роки тому +723

    Mark: This is almost too easy
    Me: *flashbacks to dark wood* ...Oh no...

    • @soup7694
      @soup7694 3 роки тому +11

      Every time he says that something is gonna happen for sure lmao

    • @ndzhelin2651
      @ndzhelin2651 3 роки тому +1

      almost like that's the joke

  • @tsukishimas_pipsqueak
    @tsukishimas_pipsqueak 2 роки тому +1

    😂this was so funny. Congrats you have a new subscriber!!

  • @kat0411
    @kat0411 Рік тому +2

    The fact he said “I’m bouta get you” and I’m expecting it and still got scared is just to show how much of an epik gamr he is

  • @dinoduck2323
    @dinoduck2323 3 роки тому +348

    Mark: "And Lixian, he's here somewhere"
    Lixian: ".....WAIT THATS MY CUE!"

  • @dankdoodles6961
    @dankdoodles6961 3 роки тому +214

    "You like jazz?"
    ...
    "What?! You've never heard jazz before?!"

  • @tempestflare5559
    @tempestflare5559 2 роки тому +2

    "Bye bye" XD You rock, Lixian.

  • @jubbano7791
    @jubbano7791 Рік тому +7

    14:02 💀💀💀💀

  • @SPICE.E
    @SPICE.E 3 роки тому +567

    "Remember the last time you used a public restroom?"
    YEs bUt I doN'T wANT t0-

    • @iliketolaughatidiots
      @iliketolaughatidiots 3 роки тому +9

      Damn, you be summoning Hanako-Kun?

    • @colorphone5154
      @colorphone5154 3 роки тому +4

      Last time I did was at the end of the sonic movie because i had to
      "Take a super lazer piss"

    • @roronoa_raven
      @roronoa_raven 3 роки тому +10

      Once there was a huge pile and trail of shit leading up to the toilet at the public bathroom I was in.
      I guess you could say it was-
      *The funniest shit I’ve ever seen*

    • @contraxius2956
      @contraxius2956 3 роки тому

      hot babes

    • @icebearplays7843
      @icebearplays7843 3 роки тому +1

      I can't remember

  • @dimitrifake53
    @dimitrifake53 3 роки тому +966

    "We are having a siren problems, let's hire an electri"
    "PLUMBER, WE ARE HIRING A PLUMBER!"

  • @Yes-mw1en
    @Yes-mw1en 2 роки тому +2

    I hope I’m not the only one who just re-watches marks 3 scary games videos

  • @penance6125
    @penance6125 9 місяців тому +1

    Game: 🔦
    Mark: 👍🏻

  • @spicemoss
    @spicemoss 3 роки тому +797

    Can we appreciate Lixian, though? He puts a lot of... _soul..._ into his editing...
    It adds so much... _life..._ into the videos...

  • @hisaiko
    @hisaiko 3 роки тому +844

    The symbols Mark collected in the first game is babayin. He got "bu," "sa," "la," and "n."
    Busalan means "to muzzle someone"
    For those who care to know 🙂 Haha

    • @Armund_Wolffe
      @Armund_Wolffe 3 роки тому +28

      Wow! I’ve watched three different people play it, but I never found anyone in the comments who knew what they were, so I assumed random symbols. It’s really cool to know they mean something!

    • @hisaiko
      @hisaiko 3 роки тому +5

      @Nibba Bi Pilipino kasi ako

    • @iamarowem
      @iamarowem 3 роки тому +23

      @@hisaiko Unfortunately, only few Filipinos know Baybayin (aka Alibata when it was taught to us back in High School).

    • @marianchovych
      @marianchovych 3 роки тому +5

      I freaking knew it ! I noticed it the first symbol i saw

    • @zerovalue2961
      @zerovalue2961 3 роки тому +11

      @@iamarowem I was absent for a few days and suddenly everyone knew how to write baybayin....

  • @Zlash1
    @Zlash1 Рік тому +1

    Bro when he said “it’s just you and me” I flipped out

  • @my_son_is_a_rock185
    @my_son_is_a_rock185 2 роки тому +4

    "I'm bleeding internally! And externally! Oh physics!"

  • @thelameys9232
    @thelameys9232 3 роки тому +366

    Mark: "It's just gonna be you, me, and Lixian."
    Everyone: *I don't like the sound of that.*

  • @reecespuffs7131
    @reecespuffs7131 3 роки тому +265

    Me: looks away from video for .000001 second
    Jumpscare: happens
    Mark: yells
    Me: dammit

  • @kikoseed8025
    @kikoseed8025 2 роки тому

    I LOVE SCARY GAMES/VIDEOS! THIS IS SO GOODDD!!

  • @likobayashi1066
    @likobayashi1066 2 роки тому

    I love rewatching those vids Because it remembers me of the time I didn't know Lixian and I actually got scared thinking It was a real ghost or something XD

  • @silverthehero1295
    @silverthehero1295 3 роки тому +103

    Runs through the house breaking things, screaming, and carrying an ax.
    Mark: “I don’t want to appear threatening.”

  • @arian5r94
    @arian5r94 3 роки тому +231

    Mark: “again im not trying to seem threatening”
    Proceeds to walk through house with an axe knocking down doors and destroying stuff for no reason.

  • @kandycult
    @kandycult 2 роки тому +1

    I love the lead ups to the jumpscares

  • @lyllark
    @lyllark 2 роки тому +18

    3:27 the fact that i actually felt sorry for him bc of the fake bruises just proves that lixian is a great editor lol

  • @elyflips6319
    @elyflips6319 3 роки тому +580

    this is literally like my worst fear
    being trapped in a bathroom stall while someone or something is outside waiting for me

    • @nutringos5804
      @nutringos5804 3 роки тому +33

      Just shit so bad or rip a huge fart that the person waiting for you gets scared of what beast is making that noise and stench inside the stall

    • @EthanMeatan
      @EthanMeatan 3 роки тому +20

      @@nutringos5804 thats some... odd details

    • @Acee194
      @Acee194 Рік тому +3

      New fear unlocked 🔓

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 Рік тому +1

      Do I have a movie for you. It's called Glorious.

    • @mx.menacing
      @mx.menacing Рік тому +1

      Same :')

  • @Blu3_r0se
    @Blu3_r0se 2 роки тому

    I love how markiplier makes it scary when you just click on the video to spook up the mood!

  • @bradlim7223
    @bradlim7223 Рік тому +7

    1:52 POV: boys washroom

  • @clarissa94
    @clarissa94 3 роки тому +490

    “Random red glowing eyes”
    Mark: “bing bing bing it’s the hash slinging slasher”

    • @alexzepeda_
      @alexzepeda_ 3 роки тому +2

      👋Hi, I make videos my goal is to get 350 subs😃..

    • @Ravensyy
      @Ravensyy 3 роки тому +10

      @@alexzepeda_ shut up

    • @ralphbenedict7450
      @ralphbenedict7450 3 роки тому +11

      Alehabarr Gaming
      I hate people like u

    • @medievalan6285
      @medievalan6285 3 роки тому +9

      @@alexzepeda_ why do people do this I just want to talk about the hash slinging slasher

    • @Kavvie_
      @Kavvie_ 3 роки тому +2

      how da fuq u get 132 likes for repeating things that Mark said.....HMMM?!?!?!!!??!
      well im waiting a respond

  • @yuno4529
    @yuno4529 3 роки тому +403

    Mark: "Im not trying to seem threatening"
    Also Mark: Breaks everything he sees

    • @laughingcode5976
      @laughingcode5976 3 роки тому +6

      He's not threatening the resident inside, he's threatening the furniture.

    • @SoftKid123
      @SoftKid123 3 роки тому

      _Has flashbacks of his rage compliation_

  • @acosmobeck
    @acosmobeck 2 роки тому

    I love it how Mark just nodes when it asked for his location and clicks it anyway

  • @mikudayoo399
    @mikudayoo399 7 місяців тому

    I've spent hours looking for Cut Short!
    I found it☺

  • @kennedygibson1809
    @kennedygibson1809 3 роки тому +1675

    Mark: "Don't worry there's no jump scare"
    Me: "There's a disturbance in the force"

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Рік тому +4

      It was as if a million comments cried out once in fear and were then silenced.

    • @MotteTheMoth
      @MotteTheMoth Рік тому +1

      Its just scary when we do t see mark use a jumpscare. Even if we don't get scared from them its just abnormal.

  • @katiec6571
    @katiec6571 3 роки тому +1711

    "I'm poopin', das good" -Markiplier, August 2020
    "I pooped" -Markiplier in the hospital, December 2020

  • @SUMMER.LUVS.U
    @SUMMER.LUVS.U Рік тому +2

    the: “hi, my name is markiplier.” made my day

  • @Heavvyrain
    @Heavvyrain 2 роки тому

    Marks jokes just make these so much funnier sometimes

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +548

    Mark : *leaves and makes lixian in charge*
    Me : "pretty sure that Markiplier head in the background is gonna jumpscare us"

  • @savista.
    @savista. 3 роки тому +3691

    Everyone: It's a brain he collected first
    Markiplier, an intellectual: *It's a poop butt*

    • @shushles
      @shushles 3 роки тому +33

      poop butt moment

    • @GiraffeFlavoredCondoms
      @GiraffeFlavoredCondoms 2 роки тому +61

      They're... they're Filipino letters. Baybayin. Apparently it spells out "Buslan" which means "look up"

    • @jetblox3698
      @jetblox3698 2 роки тому +38

      Nah its just a poop butt

    • @prestonthebeston1735
      @prestonthebeston1735 2 роки тому +7

      I’m a poop butt

    • @MaskedKatana
      @MaskedKatana 2 роки тому +14

      It's a Q or was now it's a poop but

  • @trc_loupiiii
    @trc_loupiiii 2 роки тому

    watching mark kills me but evey jump scare is to funny

  • @Donot.bother
    @Donot.bother Рік тому

    Hi Mark, I was watching the first game you were playing and at the time I'm kinda still feeling sickly and when you said "is that a poop butt? I collected a poop butt" I started to laugh a bit

  • @kaylaa2204
    @kaylaa2204 3 роки тому +81

    “A Pipe needs to be laid in Princess Peach’s castle”
    That’s an innuendo if I’ve ever heard one

  • @alexmann9370
    @alexmann9370 3 роки тому +2729

    "Something came over me and I ripped it to shreds. . . SuCh iS ThE LiFe oF aN ArTiSt." *It pains me to say he's not wrong*

    • @wacodraco1558
      @wacodraco1558 3 роки тому +18

      Was gonna like but 69 is “the” number to have so…

    • @StrictlyWhovian
      @StrictlyWhovian 3 роки тому +37

      As an art student.... Yes.

    • @LasicaTV
      @LasicaTV 3 роки тому +30

      relatable specific demographic targeted meme haha

    • @mooony22
      @mooony22 3 роки тому +9

      I was actually nodding, since I’ve done that😂

    • @rinaxwyz
      @rinaxwyz 3 роки тому +5

      i can confirm this

  • @Hi-lf5bc
    @Hi-lf5bc 3 місяці тому +1

    When Mark went through the white portal thingy in “Cut Short” the Cats & Soup ad came on and I genuinely got scared😭

  • @kinzbunny493
    @kinzbunny493 2 роки тому

    been a long time since i hopped on youtube , glad to see markimoo on my feed 😩♥️

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 3 роки тому +878

    "I don't know why there's candles in the bathroom, but there definitely are."
    Oh, Mark, you sweet summer child..

    • @zoemochi
      @zoemochi 3 роки тому +11

      Love the profile pic :)
      And yes a, a sweet child he is

    • @thatsyaboi8185
      @thatsyaboi8185 3 роки тому +23

      Wait but can you explain to me why there were candles in the bathroom?

    • @ajhia9522
      @ajhia9522 3 роки тому +8

      @@thatsyaboi8185 exactly i need to know 😔

    • @thatsyaboi8185
      @thatsyaboi8185 3 роки тому +7

      groggyfroggy mhm like why the heck WOULD there be candles in a bathroom

    • @idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638
      @idiotyhjtasdfgdghnm6638 3 роки тому +27

      @RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! begone *bot*

  • @datdankdj8264
    @datdankdj8264 3 роки тому +1486

    markiplier: "need a hand"
    me: sighs...(like button)

    • @krispyc123
      @krispyc123 3 роки тому +8

      k then

    • @ladyrepunsel4567
      @ladyrepunsel4567 3 роки тому +12

      In a way you’re also giving him a hand then 👍

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 роки тому +2

      sigh harder babyyyy

    • @cocobella6842
      @cocobella6842 3 роки тому +2

      666 likes ♡

    • @Kreptic
      @Kreptic 3 роки тому +1

      @@cocobella6842 I don't think so, lady.

  • @dreamingallthetimefr
    @dreamingallthetimefr 10 місяців тому

    the "do do do doo im leaving you with lixian totally not going into the next room to stretch , scroll on my phone and piss" jog at the end

  • @V2Glos
    @V2Glos 2 роки тому

    i love how every time mark gets really scared his eyes go cross eyed

  • @leviwinters
    @leviwinters 2 роки тому +572

    "Oh! Physics! Did not expect that..." -Issac Newton

  • @slamduncan3376
    @slamduncan3376 3 роки тому +527

    MAH MANS. YOU CAN’T BE MAKING HORROR GAMES ABOUT BATHROOMS. THOSE ARE SACRED. DON’T TOUCH THEM

    • @carg826
      @carg826 3 роки тому +20

      not public bathrooms

    • @Shaylalalalayyy
      @Shaylalalalayyy 3 роки тому +35

      Public bathrooms are already terrifying, really that game just voices our fears

    • @Hariol_
      @Hariol_ 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, the thing that lives in your pipes might not like if we draw attention to it. Leave the bathroom alone.

    • @andromeda4173
      @andromeda4173 3 роки тому +4

      Hariol well thank you for bringing up childhood nightmares i didn't remember i had

    • @AkumaDayo
      @AkumaDayo 3 роки тому +5

      Tell that to the Japanese