Believing in Milk & Cookies with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Whilst reclining in the frigid air of Trixie's expansive manse, Trixie and Katya wax poetic about the art of creating country songs, Julia Roberts working at Sbarro, and appearing on Shark Tank to pitch Katya's footskin as a renewable resource. This one is a pure delight.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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RIP to Katya's Bangs. You will be missed.
She recently had them cut.
She should have different colored bangs each week 😂
It was ru moved and she practiced it alot
You know, Katya's bangs R I P
WHAT? NO
I'm kidding
We need a tribute video set to angel by Sarah McLachlan
I wish I had a magic 8 ball filled with gia gunn’s quotes to get me through life
YES
Gina*
@Broke Dawn she addressed it and apologized for those statements!!!! She’s pretty but dumb and that’s ok
absolutely 😀
@Broke Dawn if anyone takes her advice on masks or vaccines they sort of deserve to get sick lol
Why is Katya so hot in & out of drag? Like damn let us breathe girl
This bisexual (me) has been gasping for air since knowing this being
Her eyes... I can't look away
It's those tattooed biceps-triceps along with that manic gleaming white smile that's got me wet, not the monsoon, honneey
Exactly my thoughts
I was just about to write out the same exact comment, KATYA if you ever have a bisexual day!! I’m here for you girl
Katya looks like she's in such a good mood this episode and I'm so happy to see it. Also congrats to Tracy for becoming an auntie!
Yes!! Looking (so hot) and so healthy. They both are glowing. Two girls living their best life
Can I just say- I see you in every comment section and I literally see myself looking for you now lol
they did say they got bumpin AC, that could make anyone fill with light, love, joy, a willingness to go on
@@cryptidxcreature I feel seen. AC or no AC completely influences the outlook of my day. If the AC is good, I can save the world. If it’s bad? I’ll burn it down lmao.
@@sydneydietrich same, i simply cannot be my best self if it's above 65 degrees honestly
“You’re pushing 40 on an electric bike, we’re all worried “ 😂😂😂😂
katyas bone structure is ridiculous, she’s like handsome squidward
The way this sounds like a read but it’s not 😂😂
@@HeyItsNovalee not at all lmao! but it does sound like a read 😂
Trixie namedropping my tribe at 38:04 made my day. I'm sure she already knows this, but our respective tribes (the Ojibwe and the Potawatomi, along with the Odawa) belong to the Anishinabek of the Great Lakes, and have been closely bonded since time immemorial. Thanks for the shine, Trixie! I see you! 💝
💗
the Gia Gunn stories you came back for (starting @ 30:10 😌)
“at this point trixxx, the dolls are the dolls” 30:40
“Katya, do you believe in milk and cookies?” 34:50
“…Pride Month- no, not Pride Month…”
*unprovoked Katya whispers* “hi gay!” CRACKED ME UUPPP🤣🤣🤣
it was so gentle omg
Time stamp?
@@stijnverkade354 9:17 !!
Yesssss!!!!! I was so happy to find this comment!!!!!!
@@josemello9435 thank you
To this day I cannot shake “Katya, do you believe in milk and cookies?” Miss Gina Gum is a quote generating machine.
miss gina is so fucking funny it’s INSANE
I can't believe that they don't know what it means or even looked it up since they talk about it a lot.
(Its something involving poop and cum)
@@RNCHFND oh…no…
Ladies, the leaf being turned over isn't an actual leaf - it's a leaf of paper. Like, turning to a blank page and therefore starting fresh.
Wow....i-
Then why not say turning a new page lol
🤯
@@Lettyc90 Yeah! Fuckabuncha 16th century Elizabethan language!
clearly they didnt watch s13 untucked where they discussed this EXACT thing lmao
I loved that they tried really hard with guests and staying on beauty topics and now it’s just them shooting the shit and it’s what we want and i LOVE it.
They should totally go as each other for halloween and finally give us that makeup swap we are all craving🙌
Trick or treat MOM!
Just all the yes.
They do in their book! Why won’t UA-cam enable photos and gif’s in the comments?! Grrrrr (they have red and blue dresses on ) edit - they’re showing the book! Lol hopefully they show it
AGREED
Katya has done Trixies makeup for the AS4 live winner reaction
"Gia is everything you want her to be" except vaccinated
is she anti-vaxx?
@@olivia-pu8uf Gia is pro-covid
@@EvanAntes damn
I wish I haven't seen Gia's tone dead tweets before watching this episode..
@@mattmamba same ! i was watching like 😬
Jesus Christ that stubble Katya always gives me bi panic but this is killing me
how is that a bi panic, if in this situation you’re a woman attracted to a man
Bi panic is often a joking term we (bi people) use when talking about literally anyone who is hot
@@heyysophie9928 straight panic
@@heyysophie9928 if you're a woman who's bi it's still bi panic lol
@@heyysophie9928 because katya is attractive in and out of drag
edit: fixing grammar
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE WHEN THERE WAS A PUMPKIN ISNTEAD OF KATYA UNTIL TRIXIE STARTED LOOKING AT THE CAMERA LMAOO
The irony of an ad read for vaccines directly followed by a Gia Gunn love fest.
Apt 😭 very much ironic
tbf they probably recorded this before kasha ended her right?
I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Katya's bangs again.
Okay speaking of Trixie and David being together for 5 years, they are starting to look alike with those glasses and shirt she's wearing!
Wait you've seen what David looks like!?! Trixie never shown him before
@@karno1588 do you remember that episode of untucked season 7 when Trixie is wearing that Jesus like outfit (O think it's here on UA-cam) and she says one of the crew guys is really cute? David looks exactly like him 😂
@@karno1588 she has posted a few photos of him on her insta, mainly on their anniversary. You can also see a pic of him on the Whimsically Volatile podcast that he and trixie did, it’s here on youtube.
@@karno1588 Theyve literally been on red carpets together lmfao. He produced her documentary.
Katya calling out Laganja's exploitation by producers is everything. So correct, and even the fans did the same.
World of Wonder took away Laganja’s weed which she was medically prescribed yet Adore was able to smoke. They wanted to break her. RPDR producers are actual demons.
FACTS
omg i did not know about this. as someone who self medicates with marijuana i couldn’t imagine, especially in her situation filming a fucking tv show! she should have sued tf out of them, if she even could bc of that damn contract. poor ganja
So happy u said this cuz I'd have sooo much to say about season 6. Not allowing medical weed for Ganja. Sabotaging the makeup AND LIGHTS for Joslyn. Excluding Courtney to the point where everyone, including her, knew she wasn't gonna win drag race. RPDR season 6 was planned from the beginning and they did everything they possibly could to save adore from being eliminated .
@@megib901 that season is honestly kinda hard to watch. And Bianca Del Rio never being called out for wearing the exact same column dress (in different pattterns) on every. single. runway.
I know this is blasphemy in the RPDR world but I have never been a fan of Bianca. I think she was a little too hard on Ganji and also "what is it that you do?" to Trinity and constantly putting her down. I don't even think she is funny. Hurricane Bianca truly was a disaster. Then heard the comments she made about Blaire's sexual assault and it solidified my opinion on her. Shes prolly the only queen i can honestly say I just dont like. Ok, rants over 🤣
sometimes i just get struck by how much trivia katya knows. "it's a zen koan - a riddle meant to provoke enlightenment" like wtf that's like an actual fact
"I got lost because I was vibing" is relatable content. This is also going to be my forever answer.
katya’s white girl impression is exactly fred armisen’s white girl impression hhahaha
LITERALLY NINA FROM PORTLANDIA😭😭😭
Oh my god I was trying to figure out the likeness 😂
Literally having the worst day, opened UA-cam and literally said “oh thank God” out loud 😫🤌🏽
same!!
I hope you're feeling better now 💓
Hope your day gets better
Oh now this is relatable content
Same oh same thank you for this day
Katya, you need to be the voice on audio books. Very soothing.
she does have one! Trixie and Katya’s Guide to Modern Womanhood
Trixie's eyes are both kind AND savage
Maybe its not the smartest thing to use that word when trixie is native american.
@@cattbutt7758 girl you know that’s not what they meant, why get offended for nothing
@@monocandy you're really the only one who seems offended "girl" 🤷🏻♀️
@@cattbutt7758 oh damn you got me, how will I recover?! 🤦♀️
katya turning ultraviolence into a country song with trixie was...unexpected
The fact they’re both so attractive in AND out of drag is simply unfair
"what you wanna do is not necessarily what you gonna do" is the most iconic phrase in the history of the world and i use it regularly
I love the way Trixie is trying her best to show of the that cup that says “I ❤️ Me”
The way Brian checked that camera angle to make sure the cup was in frame and readable😭😭😭
@@justintime6242 exactly 😭
Trixie, you had me at, "The discrimination against tattoos needs to stop."
I wish they spoke more about it bcuz nobody ever does
I’m so excited for katyas dating show y’all
Katya is a very visually appealing human when in male form. I very much enjoy the wavelengths of light hitting my retinas.
Talk about vibing and getting lost, sigh
Congrats to Trixie for becoming an Aunt! And to Samantha for beautiful bébé!
I read "bébé" in Moira Rose's voice, and I hope that was your intent.
@@kaylinsmith6921 u got me 😎👉👉
moira is quaking
For Halloween Trixie should go as Elle Woods and Katya should go as Paulette.
PLEASE let them see this.
I was going to say Romy and Michelle or have they dont that already?
Love katya revealing her true form as a pumpkin
katya, if u want to know “the bald and the beautiful” in italian is “il pelato e il bellissimo” or “la pelata e la bellissima” in the feminine form :)
Pelata sounds so funny
Why would u suggest that these two beautiful big titied blond biological xx chromosomal woman use masculine forms jow dare u
@@Kimmichan36 ur right 😩 but just in case u kno
@@freshbizkit imagine being misgendered by an italian youtube commenter (jk)
Pelata Bellissima - new drag name
Not the pumpkin for Katya’s face 😂
Katya looks jacked, her arms are huge. I’m jealous.
I feel like Katya dressing up like Madeline Kahn from "Clue" would be *the* moment for a Halloween episode
And Trixie as Mrs. Peacock.
"They don't ask, but they go down, they explore." Unfortunately, Katya, they don't. >_>
katya’s bangs will be missed a lot😪😪
They flopped off
@@ryanwolff4058 bye flop
trixie and katya really should drag their fans more. they can be so weirdly uneducated and antagonistic towards other queens lmaooo
"weirdly uneducated" is so funny
Me taking an embarrassingly long amount of time to realize who Gina Gumm is karma for quietly laughing when people get confused about who Tracy Martel is
"no pasta at the mall" "no phone in bed" katya how am i supposed to have any fun
Gia’s next story to trixie: how she was dragged up and down twitter for being a superspreader
"He hits me, but he picks me up from the airport" 🤷♀️
Katya as a lipsync assassin would be sickening.
Why did I misread this as lipstick assassin like she's some poison ivy wannabe
it would be a reach to call her a lip sync assassin
@@micklofy4020 Was she necessarily a lipsync assassin? No. Does she have the means, the talent and iconic-ness to be one? Absolutely.
@@micklofy4020 i think she’d do better than u
Thinking about it statistically when she has the worst record on drag race is funny but when you think all of her lip syncs were serves, Sent Miss Belle back onto her glamazonian airways flight, put up a good fight vs Kennedy, Had 2 showdowns with Alaska (still think she won cherry bomb) then miss detox shaked her ass and the top 3 ls. Honestly wouldn't be shocked if Britney at age 45 was behind the curtains
I loooooove the fact that they podcast together. UnhHHH is so funny but it’s definitely very visual too because of the editing. When I need to be able to just listen this is a cleaning-while-somethings-on-in-the-background DELIGHT
"Do you believe in milk and cookies?" is timeless, and they should've brought back Trixie's Playhouse for the subsequent All-Stars seasons.
i loved that special, it’s sad it hasn’t been back. maybe it had to do with Covid?
i appreciate katya bringing up the shit w laganja because it was kinda sick how they treated her. it’s a cycle you see a lot on drag race where they rip into someone for their “personality or verbiage” then collect on their jokes and mannerisms. i feel like if wow doesn’t feel like you can win the season you and your persona are expendable. it can be seen w tamisha too (even tho she also started stuff) but it just sucks how queens get teared down and often the fandom, which is very toxic, gangs up on them. ty for coming to my tedtalk lmao
I just need for Katya to know that I understood her Post Malone joke at 8:33 & it was really funny to see it go over Trixie’s head 😭
the way Trixie says Boots Versace at about 4:00 onwards really just lives in my brain like a sound byte is unreal
“The dolls are the dolls” Girl the way I screamed. I’ve been laughing for five minutes.
I know this isn't a Halloween costume but when Katya said "do you always do sexy" all I could think of was Trixie in that turkey costume
It took me an embarassingly long time to realize that she was talking about Gia Covid patient Gunn
Felt rough listening to that bit, I can only imagine how live chat reacted 👀
i was like "who the f is Gina Gum?" 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@krisismav * Gina Gum
@@Radi_vvanker wait..whats this live chat?
Fun Fact: When you're pregnant you don't only grow a human but another organ in 9 months (the placenta)
Your blood volume also doubles, hence the glow!
Oh wow, I hadnt really thought about it like that before.
So delichous, so refreching.
I didn’t know the placenta was an organ hmm interesting thanks for that!
Then labour happens and they're both like seeeeeeeya and ditch
Is anyone going to mention the huge orange pumpkin labeled Katya when the camera cut out 😂🤣
Miss trixie the Nordstrom anniversary sale starts for non card holders starting the 28th of July you need to hop on that!
omg im crying 😂😂
Nordy’s 😎
30:40 omg the interaction with gia gunn is AMAZING
as a non-binary person, we do get pretty tired explaining it and do tend to do the "google is free" when the person just isn't getting it.
Yeah I just say google it
yupyup exactly, like i dont mind explaining it to friends/family who ik will be accepting but when it comes to other people i cant be fuckeddddd to explain. partly bc im lazy LMAO but also u dont know how they're gonna react in that moment, so i'd rather take myself out the picture in case the reaction is bad
Yeah but literally every site and every person I ask to says something different, so...
Do you see yourself as a 'we' or are you just so self centered that you think you speak for an entirely diverse group of people with rhetoric that changes literally daily...
i’m happy to explain but most ppl aren’t ready or willing to change their world view in one conversation so i usually just say “im not a man or a woman, im just me” and call it day
“He hit me and it felt like a kiss”
Trixie and Katya: “That’s a country song”
Gen Z Gays: That’s a Lana Del Rey song
Gen X knows it's a Crystals song written by Carol King!
@@lizamartino2943 came here to say that 😉
I think they were referring to the song after they added lyrics to it
@@ethanbrown6188 huh? Liza and I are responding to a single sentence made by the commenter above: "Gen Z Gays: that's a Lana Del Rey song." Because it is not, in fact, a Lana Del Rey song
@@settlersquatter3723 I was responding to the comment itself, not your replies. Sorry for the confusion
I love these men so much. Whether they are in character or not, they are lovely, intelligent, and hilarious human beings that I cannot get enough of
24:45 - Trixie, even having a baby does NOT take away that 'WHA?' about growing a baby. Shit is CRAZY. I 3D printed a HUMAN, and it's absolutely mind boggling.
Also lots of love :)
Trixie is slowly morphing into Rupaul Jones
this is the comment i've been looking for
When katyas camera went down it took me and embarrassing amount of time to understand what was going on. I just accepted the punpkin for a few minutes until I was like, has that been there the whole time?
I will never get tired of these two talking about air conditioning
That Gia Gunn story is the funniest thing I've heard in months.
I've always wanted a friend who whips out "It's not a banister in the eighteen thirties" during casual conversation.
About "turn over a new leaf": leafs are book's pages. In Russian there is the same phrase: начать с чистого листа = to start from the clean/new page. And also in Russian leaf (of the tree) and page (of the book) is still described by one word (лист)
I have never been this early to anything 😂 waiting for the gals
Little did katya know that her electric bike will be stolen on 2022 😅
I know, I felt so bad
“You could have chili or you could have it with noodles”
trixies skin looks so good she looks like a porcelain doll
Feels like this was filmed before Gia tested positive for COVID lmao
I have a son who's almost two and I still find it completely crazy that that little dude used to live in my body. Crazy.
You two can dress up as Romy and Michele's High School Reunion for Halloween
EDIT: Got the message 🤣 I just discovered the girls a few months ago, I didn't know
They already did that Mary!
They already did lmaoooo
Lmao watch UNHhhhh pls and focus
Clearly not a real fan........
@@bloonsfamguy Just discovered them a couple months ago 🤣
Trixie saying kawk is fucking killing me
guuuuurl baby honey mama get tested, I saw miss Gina Gum on your IG story that day and two days later she tested positive for COVID 😬
in case anyone needs to hear it the two best pieces of advice i’ve gotten from unhhhh is “and if you’re going to run away from yourself, do it on the treadmill” and “eat to live, don’t live to eat” thank you.
Trixie is starting to dress like Rupaul out of drag
I really like Trixie's glasses. Like not just these ones, but all the different frames lately. They've all been really flattering.
Trixie saw Gia, and Gia recently got COVID. I hope Trixie and Katya don’t get it!
Was Gia ever vaccinated???
@@sillygoofygoofball nope
@@danishsweetheart1411 girl… so not okay
I think Trixie and Katya are both fully vaccinated, so even if they get it, it's likely to be less life threatening or severe.
Trixie gotta get tested in the interest of the health of her elderly chain-smoking other half lmao
I want my male flight attendant in a full beat too pls. I love it.
The only bad part of these podcasts are when they are over!!! I could literally listen to a 4 hour podcast per day of these two! Love them!
We need katya's white girl voice more
its so fred armisen!!!
I find myself using that type of voice randomly. I make myself laugh. Lol 🤦🏻♀️🤣
I was always attracted to trixie... but seeing her on this podcast... honestly so handsome and 🔥
The Bald and the Beautiful tryin to turn ME onnnn????
“Turning over a new leaf” is in reference to the old term for a page in a book. New leaf = new page. Turning over a new leaf = turning the page; starting a new chapter
The katya pumpkin. Everything.
this is my first time watching them and i was so invested. i have a short attention span so i usually don't like podcast-like videos (or conversations without me in it, let's be real lmao) but i felt so relaxed listening to these beauties 💗
19:04
I love how similar they are. So in tune with eachother.
my grandmother had dementia and was bi polar and she would constantly buy expensive random things from the Nordstrom catalog mama. I'm talking 80 dollar head bands and lingerie thats 4 sizes too small. you better pull out that Nordies catalog if you wanna stunt
My fave part of this podcast was katya trying to explain empathy to Trixie lmfao
Yesterday I was so depressed, and this hilarious episode made my entire year
trixie looks so gay and so STUNNING in this shirt and these glasses! katya looks like she should be workin the camera lmao both yall lookin 🔥🔥🔥
I realized that there hasn't been an episode of UNHhhh specifically about fashion, although you two ladies talk about clothes in almost every episode.
Man, Katya’s bangs are really short here
😂😂😂
nano bangs
I got a pair of docs for $60 at Nordy's Rack. Highly recommend browsing their shoe selection.
I've found a lot of really stylish shoes in various brands there. Just need to be patient when you're looking.