Mark Zuckerberg Lost $7,000,000,000

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @rajeevlama4737
    @rajeevlama4737 3 роки тому +336

    As a Nepali I am ashamed to inform you that the speed reader is a Nepali scammer Bijaya Shahi. He faked the speed reading to sell his books on developing superhuman memory. Hilariously, his scam became so big that an actual American memory competition winner came to Nepal to test his talents and proved the guy as a scammer.

    • @crush5351
      @crush5351 3 роки тому +20

      Thanks for the info

    • @hereandnow3156
      @hereandnow3156 3 роки тому +19

      The guy who proved he was scamming is Nelson Dellis and he has a youtube video on it along with a bunch of other videos where he gives tips on improving your memory

    • @lo.lo_marie
      @lo.lo_marie 3 роки тому +12

      It seems kind of obvious though

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 2 роки тому +2

      I mean if someone genuinely thought he was for real with his DIDIDADUDIDIDADUTFYFYFYTYFT reading then I think they need to get scammed one or twice to get a reality check lmao

  • @AaronYorkYT
    @AaronYorkYT 3 роки тому +315

    The only reason I knew Facebook shut down at all was cause I couldn’t check Instagram for a post from 4 years ago

  • @first_timer_
    @first_timer_ 3 роки тому +83

    the fasted reader guy gibberish mouth Bijay Shahi, he's been outed as a fraud . kinda funny that he’s getting awards for whispering fast

  • @jesusrivera9928
    @jesusrivera9928 3 роки тому +711

    I can't get enough of cody and noelle basically repeating the same stuff in different voices thinking its top comedy

    • @Lucyferbby
      @Lucyferbby 3 роки тому +72

      Yet somehow it is so funny. Which it is btw

    • @fahadjmi
      @fahadjmi 3 роки тому +123

      noelle lol

    • @TheAddictedBanana
      @TheAddictedBanana 3 роки тому +15

      "In a different time"

    • @Vex_Ed885
      @Vex_Ed885 3 роки тому +16

      It is idk if you saying this with love but this comedy can be found with any good friends…. U loner :)

    • @adamwagner7277
      @adamwagner7277 3 роки тому +5

      I hope this is sarcasm cuz it is always the moment I click off the videos

  • @LilA-cl9oj
    @LilA-cl9oj 2 роки тому +8

    I developed anorexia a little over a year ago (I'm recovered now thankfully) but instagram was definitly something that made my eating disorder worse and I was using instagram a lot more at this time. All my feed was was pictures of food because it was all I could think about and dieting tips.

  • @PsychLing0
    @PsychLing0 3 роки тому +115

    Accountant : - Ms Mark Zucc we lost 7 bill ma boi
    Mark: - guess, no ice cream for me today ha ha ha ha

    • @sissyphussartre2907
      @sissyphussartre2907 3 роки тому +3

      They don't understand economics.
      Facebook's value just regressed by a couple of months, nothing permanent or consequential

    • @jeshwemmy1634
      @jeshwemmy1634 3 роки тому +1

      @@sissyphussartre2907 ok?

  • @mannysingh8062
    @mannysingh8062 3 роки тому +34

    The internet is poison

    • @chicoblanco3423
      @chicoblanco3423 3 роки тому +9

      Aint that the mf truth

    • @cawashka
      @cawashka 3 роки тому +2

      what are you doing on yt then

    • @sd0372
      @sd0372 3 роки тому +5

      Said a guy on the internet

    • @apollo1573
      @apollo1573 3 роки тому +2

      Social media is, the internet is an incredible thing

  • @whitelightsheddinweedsmokin
    @whitelightsheddinweedsmokin 3 роки тому +77

    I admire the way you guys approach speaking about those things. Another great vid.

  • @lampsforgranted439
    @lampsforgranted439 3 роки тому +24

    The fact that kody thinks he really was ready that makes me lose hope

  • @arammartirosyan9078
    @arammartirosyan9078 3 роки тому +77

    When humans get artificial superbrains that can download anything they want, the speedreader will be like “You kids have it so good. I used to do that with my natural analog brain!”

  • @Jadensound
    @Jadensound 3 роки тому +11

    Alll I want is a Netflix Noel standup special

  • @allisonsarahbeth_
    @allisonsarahbeth_ 3 роки тому +27

    what happens when you max out your brain capacity

    • @ME-wg7mj
      @ME-wg7mj 3 роки тому +3

      It’s like your shitty old cell phone where you have to delete photos and texts to make room

    • @ocarinadude762
      @ocarinadude762 Рік тому

      your brain is always making space for you, even when you arent even close to "full". We'd have to develop some way to directly inject information into the brain to max it out, which im sure would somehow kill you once you got close (probably the trauma of too much information at once).

  • @t_ylr
    @t_ylr 3 роки тому +43

    That speed reader was crazy 😂. Was he speaking in tongues lmao?

  • @fo703
    @fo703 3 роки тому +4

    whats the intro music cause that shit slaps

  • @sissyphussartre2907
    @sissyphussartre2907 3 роки тому +34

    Lol he didn't lose anything. The value of the stock went back to the value it was in MAY.
    This is a tiny bump on FB's line graph of growth. By next year the value will be back to being higher than it was before it went down lol.
    Y'all need to take an economics class

    • @MClashers
      @MClashers 3 роки тому +4

      But also slowly over time the more events that happen like this with Facebook, when the no brain people start realizing what Facebook is and what they are actually doing, only then will Facebook or any of these businesses will be taken down some notches to hopefully eventual obsoletion

    • @alexisleclerc595
      @alexisleclerc595 3 роки тому

      Although I agree with you another issue why Facebook went down was because snapchat blamed Apple for the ad Armageddon that's about to happen on the app store where Facebook snapchat and other apps will have issues generating the same revenue they were through the app store

  • @naimvelasquez6079
    @naimvelasquez6079 3 роки тому +3

    Why does Noel look like his dream career is serial killing in the thumbnail

  • @libbyy.3791
    @libbyy.3791 3 роки тому +3

    I love all the SpongeBob memes every time omg

  • @leez-or-whatever6196
    @leez-or-whatever6196 3 роки тому +3

    Okay 6:02

  • @alexcarignan687
    @alexcarignan687 3 роки тому +2

    new Patreon reward is them reading all the panama + pandora papers

  • @deadwave595
    @deadwave595 3 роки тому +1

    is there a full version of this intro song?

  • @JoeyWoodpine69
    @JoeyWoodpine69 3 роки тому +1

    How much is x percent? Lol I'm from Detroit. Were stoopid here

  • @bulervideo
    @bulervideo 3 роки тому

    1:27 editors need a raise just for that 😂

  • @FunnyLaunchers
    @FunnyLaunchers 3 роки тому +4

    cody thinking his brain is a megabite lmao

  • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
    @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 3 роки тому +21

    So can we agree that the Social Network movie was just Zucks propaganda to make himself look way cooler than he really is?

    • @Parksal33
      @Parksal33 3 роки тому +5

      Jesse Eisenberg making Zuck look cool? Nah fam. He was a loser in that movie lol.

    • @Carolinelili413
      @Carolinelili413 3 роки тому +5

      @@Parksal33 Not "cool" but definitely made him see a lot more dastardly and masterminding than he really is. Jesse Eisenberg basically played him as this fast talking dork super genius.

    • @laneythelame
      @laneythelame 3 роки тому +2

      No he was a total asshole in it lol

  • @nasirsteed2653
    @nasirsteed2653 3 роки тому +2

    Definitely want Noel to do YLYGP

  • @BigBBeats
    @BigBBeats 3 роки тому

    Where in the episode is this clip? I couldn't find it in 208

  • @TheListKeepers
    @TheListKeepers 3 роки тому +9

    :| I learned in college that we technically have unlimited space in our brains for knowledge

    • @danielalorbi
      @danielalorbi 3 роки тому +1

      you learned wrong. if that were true we could technically memorise more data than the atoms in our brain could possibly be configured to store under optimal conditions. information storage isn't free.
      the closest true statement is that we have effectively unlimited storage because our memory capacity is capable of storing more than what we remember in a lifetime.
      of course based on our current understanding of information theory and neuroscience, we don't even store raw sensations like a camera does. rather we basically only "store" unexpected and deliberate neural activations.
      store is in scare quotes because what happens is a complicated process we can simplify as "the associations between the neurons, representing the activation to be remembered, are strengthened"

    • @sparklingdaisy3169
      @sparklingdaisy3169 3 роки тому +1

      @@danielalorbi You just repeated what Cory said you just changed space to storage.

    • @danielalorbi
      @danielalorbi 3 роки тому +1

      @@sparklingdaisy3169 I re-read my comment and I don't see it.
      I disagreed with them. Pointed out why I disagreed. Suggested an alternative framing (which, to be clear, I disagree with, but I didn't make that explicit). Then I went on an unnecessary tangent about the mechanics of memory.

  • @greekfreek2311
    @greekfreek2311 3 роки тому +1

    What’s the intro song?

  • @WitnessTheEnigma
    @WitnessTheEnigma 3 роки тому +4

    You Laugh, You Labor

  • @CarolChillsCasually
    @CarolChillsCasually 3 роки тому +1

    Podcast generating beef. Homestead, MGK…we don’t do that…

  • @imaniwilliamson5165
    @imaniwilliamson5165 3 роки тому +3

    Is this a Spongebob special??

  • @cristiancarceller417
    @cristiancarceller417 3 роки тому +1

    island boy

  • @erickcalderonortiz9214
    @erickcalderonortiz9214 3 роки тому

    thousand terabytes my friends

  • @june1818
    @june1818 3 роки тому +1

    Thank you

  • @AJ2099
    @AJ2099 3 роки тому +5

    Ah yes the Panema papers the writer of which was murdered :)

  • @Samham6969
    @Samham6969 3 роки тому

    Hey guys i am form the same country as that guy reading in super speed from nepal and he is a scammer and he scam student and took 47000$ and currently calls him depressed so that he dont have to pay the money and its fake you can watch videos about him on youtube

  • @calebeast7798
    @calebeast7798 3 роки тому

    Part of the 40% 🙌

  • @cukemom458
    @cukemom458 2 роки тому

    They both look so good here omg

  • @sidneywixom8228
    @sidneywixom8228 3 роки тому

    can we appreciate cody’s shoes rq

  • @davidedoubled4186
    @davidedoubled4186 3 роки тому +1

    just saying: "if you put the video speed at 1.5X you will enjoy the intro music even more

  • @eddie-rosen
    @eddie-rosen 3 роки тому +1

    ok but like I'm fat, and don't care about it, like I'm healthy and fat it's whatever I don't talk about trying to lose weight online, because I'm not trying to, and Instagram STILL tries to promote weight loss content to me. It's not even natural to my algorithm which is cake decorating videos and art. I follow friends, activists, food accounts, and artists, and I still get weight loss content. Which I've been curious about for a while, but now I know that instagram is literally trying to give me an eating disorder. Thanks, instagram

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions 3 роки тому

    I watch Cody for my news……

  • @1997camry
    @1997camry 3 роки тому +2

    60 minnicks

  • @robbingcars9140
    @robbingcars9140 3 роки тому

    Money! 🦀

  • @submersed8434
    @submersed8434 3 роки тому +1

    minnicks

  • @lindokuhlengwenya6157
    @lindokuhlengwenya6157 3 роки тому

    Guys there are asteroids flying around you

  • @Canvas19391
    @Canvas19391 2 роки тому

    That Trisha peytas comments gonna get you boys a video from her 🤣

  • @qtpi6450
    @qtpi6450 3 роки тому +2

    “hold on, how much storage in a human brain?” 🥴 idk but im getting a software update soon

  • @barrybenson7100
    @barrybenson7100 3 роки тому +1

    I ain’t even got notifications and I’m still early af

  • @anuragkarki9485
    @anuragkarki9485 3 роки тому

    That fastest reader guy is from Nepal, I watched this show, long story short, he is a big time scam. It is a very official show, but he finessed his way there

  • @chicoblanco3423
    @chicoblanco3423 3 роки тому

    Well im fine with that.. shit

  • @J-Florence
    @J-Florence 3 роки тому

    facebook's down ? like for real ?

  • @darthmaul8449
    @darthmaul8449 3 роки тому +2

    zero dislikes hell yeah

  • @ayay3428
    @ayay3428 3 роки тому +1

    Lol their in space!

  • @ladysarcasm6226
    @ladysarcasm6226 3 роки тому +1

    I'm gonna pretend you're not baiting TP for beef revenue 💀

  • @bluecollarmenproductions
    @bluecollarmenproductions 3 роки тому

    Based off this no wonder trump became President

  • @nickpaynter6517
    @nickpaynter6517 3 роки тому

    yo

  • @noahcook8939
    @noahcook8939 3 роки тому +7

    Yo just so yall know, I'm the guy from the bolt on wheels story from Noel's last video. It's a fake story, created from 3 separate things in my life. I didn't do anything criminal, ever, besides stealing ice breakers from Fred Meyer.
    Sorry yall 😂😂

    • @stefanijaku7614
      @stefanijaku7614 3 роки тому

      How’d you create all that?! I’m scared! :0

    • @googleoogle
      @googleoogle 3 роки тому +6

      oh my god, good, glad that's fake, that being said,
      🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

  • @____-ds6nj
    @____-ds6nj 3 роки тому +1

    eyy

  • @oskarsrozlapa7774
    @oskarsrozlapa7774 3 роки тому +1

    I’m a fan, but the sound effects are annoying

  • @haardikjuneja
    @haardikjuneja 3 роки тому +1

    yo