@@WInfinityCrew Reading comprehension has nothing to do with my comment. I know what the OP is saying. Everything before the comma in his comment is redundant (except for the mention of Mark). It's not written clearly. Don't be an idiot.
I'm already uncomfortable walking around my neighborhood in DTLA because the men around here just STARE. They will follow you. They have zero shame!! Imagine if those creeps had these...people have been pointing out how no one can be normal, harmlessly awkward humans in public anymore because the constant need to share every moment on social media, everybody's desperation for one of their videos to go viral, has us recording strangers in public to get them ridiculed by thousands on the internet for things like...existing while fat. Or dancing badly. Cameras made for everyday activities, pushed to the general populace, should NEVER be discreet. Covering a light is waaay too easy. We at LEAST need to add the upskirt rule, like in japan, where every phone camera must have a shutter noise.
Honestly would be sick to see all the leaks that would come from businesses, government agencies, and political offices. All these young people convincing old dudes that the sunglasses are for photosensitivity.
With paramotors and motorized Heelys, some of my grade school imaginations are coming true. Also pet falcons but they're robotic- oh right I almost forgot about drones. Okay all I got left is internal plumbing for mascot costumes. I wouldn't be surprised if a furry invented that too.
Its been attempted several times and always flops bc nobody wants this, theyre just inventing shit to try to make more money without considering what consumers actually want and need
i work at a sunglass hut and had to take like 5 online classes to learn about this shit. All about how to sell these to people, how they work, etc. All my coworkers are all hyped about it and I'm just like... how do yall not see how terrifying these are??
yea great its gonna be super easy for creeps to record random people while out and about now. Theres already a problem with creepy men praying on younger women by recording them without their consent out in public... Now imagine them being able to just put on a pair of sunglasses to get the job done. Way more discreet than a damn camera aimed at them.
Yeah, and they wouldn't even need to put them on, just have them in their hands recording and point them to weird places in a more discreet way than using a phone. If people on my country start using these glasses, I would be absolutely paranoid using skirts or tight jeans outside.
I like how other big tech companies give their ai personal assistants names, alexa, siri, Bixby, but NOT FACEBOOK! They are a faceless monolith of a company. You don't ask a cute personal assistant to take a video. You seek permission for a video from the entire facebook corporation.
Best thing is these would actually be good if some random nothing company made these but with Facebook handling it it's sinister as fuck because that thing will NEVER be off
"when they're turned off, they are completely off" like you flip the switch and can't see out of them anymore lmao. they aren't even glasses, it's two screens that use the cameras to display what's in front of you. they die while you're driving and you just crash 💀
The only similar phrases I can think of are “hey siri” for iPhone or “take a selfie” for some other smartphone but I don’t hear them that often anymore
I swear people have been trying to make camera glasses since the 80’s and they have never worked or sold. I remember buying ones that didn’t work at all at a scholastic book fair. The only market that this works for is policing/spying.
@@Meanie74no, the idea has not REMAINED trash and unimproved. My point is that technology is exponentially advancing. How can you say its impossible when we've already seen progress with it? Computers are getting smaller and smaller
@@penapickle I’m talking about this specific thing. Spy glasses are useful if you’re a spy. If you’re an athlete a go pro is better. If you’re a streamer a selfy stick is better. All the utility this product has (not much) is ruined by the fact it’s through Facebook.
yeah, the snap glasses were a lot more obvious iirc tho. and everything is just creepier when zuck is involved... hes basically a mad scientist who has direct access to a large population to experiment on, and evidently sees no issue in doing so
6:08 *WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!* Noels reaction is almost like "Dude.. the thing remember?" and Cody instantly stops the bit and apologizes. They both look very uncomfortable for like 30 seconds and Noel takes a deep sigh. Im wondering if like a crew members Grandfather just died or something.. That was def a real reaction, not just a bit. Anybody else see what I mean?
@@christianstoyanov4290 yeah but a small light on a pair of glasses is way harder to see than a whole ass phone someone is holding in front of their face
i would LOVE to be in the product pitch room for this. Hey guys, remember Google glass? oh you don't? oh, hey guys, remember Snapchat spectacles?...you don't? Uh....well let me just introduce you to a brand new, never before seen product that will definitely revolutionize the social tech space and definitely WON'T flop like every other product like it 😎
this is genuinely so scary bc all the creeps that can just start taking photos and videos of women or whoever on the train ect without them knowing …. wow
It sounds like every time Mark speaks, every word he says sounds like it’s the first time he’s ever said that word.
A more accurate description has never been made
“We put this led light”
The wording of this comment gave me a brain hemorrhage. I had to read it three times.
@@Nick-wo3viyou have low reading comprehension
@@WInfinityCrew Reading comprehension has nothing to do with my comment. I know what the OP is saying. Everything before the comma in his comment is redundant (except for the mention of Mark). It's not written clearly. Don't be an idiot.
Rayban × Facebook sounds like something from The Onion
For a decent period of this video I thought it was clever parody
I love how through the bits they've already stated 100 reasons why NO ONE should buy those
They didn't
@@layton6202 bruh
maybe 3
at least they'll be actually off when you turn them off! thats a dope feature eh??
@@Tsuuki- yep😉
This is Black Mirror material coming to life wtf
Wait but literally 😭 they’re not that far off from those devices in “the entire history of you” accept its just on glasses
I'm already uncomfortable walking around my neighborhood in DTLA because the men around here just STARE. They will follow you. They have zero shame!! Imagine if those creeps had these...people have been pointing out how no one can be normal, harmlessly awkward humans in public anymore because the constant need to share every moment on social media, everybody's desperation for one of their videos to go viral, has us recording strangers in public to get them ridiculed by thousands on the internet for things like...existing while fat. Or dancing badly. Cameras made for everyday activities, pushed to the general populace, should NEVER be discreet. Covering a light is waaay too easy. We at LEAST need to add the upskirt rule, like in japan, where every phone camera must have a shutter noise.
100% have an upskirt rule like in japan
Oh my gosh! Disgusting! Where?
well said
Glasses with cameras have been around for a long time, I feel like people who want to do that would have already
@@kade_silver not mainstream like this though
Screaming "facebook go live" in a bathroom would be evil af
This comment made me audibly laugh imagining this happening LMFAOO
old man: "Hey, you have very nice feet"...... stares for way too long..... : "hey facebook record video"....
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This will just give creepy men more opportunities to invade women's privacy.
"You're gonna be able to quickly capture that experience and share it if you want to"
As if you had a choice in the first place
The only thing I can see this being useful for is discretely recording cops when you get pulled over
Really that's the only thing you can think of
In the five seconds it took me write that comment, yeah. Forgive me for not wracking my brain over a UA-cam comment
That’s truly the only useful thing and it’s still bad since it lights up it’s useless for everything else
Mm discretely, with the always on LED light
I suppose more technical folk are gonna figure out how to disable it anyhow
@@CleetusBilly little nail polish or India ink and you could cover that light pretty easily, I'm guessing
Honestly would be sick to see all the leaks that would come from businesses, government agencies, and political offices. All these young people convincing old dudes that the sunglasses are for photosensitivity.
they have clear and prescription ones
glasses with hidden cameras in them have existed for years
Noels face at 2:47 "two five mega pixel cameras"
this is a product i would’ve come up with in fourth grade
... you did. They were listening. Congrats
@@thealiusjones Facebook is always listening.
With paramotors and motorized Heelys, some of my grade school imaginations are coming true. Also pet falcons but they're robotic- oh right I almost forgot about drones.
Okay all I got left is internal plumbing for mascot costumes. I wouldn't be surprised if a furry invented that too.
Its been attempted several times and always flops bc nobody wants this, theyre just inventing shit to try to make more money without considering what consumers actually want and need
These are just the glasses Snapchat tried a few years ago that flopped
And google had something similar too I think
The Google didn't flop perse, they were marketed to the public and they looked silly, some businesses use them.
oh boy the p hub creators are gonna have a field day with this one
Now we'll be able to experience cheesy, bad acting from the pov of raybands! Thanks facebook.
i just wear my gopro
@@mariabaker9175 Gopro or tripod are the two best options. Having a camera guy makes the atmosphere weird IMO
My thoughts exactly
i work at a sunglass hut and had to take like 5 online classes to learn about this shit. All about how to sell these to people, how they work, etc. All my coworkers are all hyped about it and I'm just like... how do yall not see how terrifying these are??
“Facebook, go live”
Everytime I hear them say it I just break down 😂
Cody’s “they’ll be off” skit is hilarious.
yea great its gonna be super easy for creeps to record random people while out and about now. Theres already a problem with creepy men praying on younger women by recording them without their consent out in public... Now imagine them being able to just put on a pair of sunglasses to get the job done. Way more discreet than a damn camera aimed at them.
Yeah, and they wouldn't even need to put them on, just have them in their hands recording and point them to weird places in a more discreet way than using a phone. If people on my country start using these glasses, I would be absolutely paranoid using skirts or tight jeans outside.
I like how other big tech companies give their ai personal assistants names, alexa, siri, Bixby, but NOT FACEBOOK! They are a faceless monolith of a company. You don't ask a cute personal assistant to take a video. You seek permission for a video from the entire facebook corporation.
Seeing Zuck w sunglassess is so funny to me and i don't know why
I first thought they were edited on his face
If two people are wearing the facebook glasses and one of says " hey Facebook take a video" basically both of them will start recording
Nah you can use voice ID like for Google Home.
Bruh... Facebook needs to get their servers in order before releasing spy glasses
"Hey Mark, here's some data"
Noel really managed to sneak Nebraska in there
Best thing is these would actually be good if some random nothing company made these but with Facebook handling it it's sinister as fuck because that thing will NEVER be off
"when they're turned off, they are completely off" like you flip the switch and can't see out of them anymore lmao. they aren't even glasses, it's two screens that use the cameras to display what's in front of you. they die while you're driving and you just crash 💀
no wtf happened to noel at 2:49 i refuse to let that be glossed over
Omg thanks for pointing this out 😂 it looked to me like he either had one of those sneezes that didn't finished or he's stifling a yawn idk haha 😂
Imagine you're taking a shit at school and some kid yells 'HEY facebook go LIVE!"
the grandpa on the bike bit had me rolling holy f
This reminds me of the time Cody said frictionless.
You can also say "Hey Facebook, take a video" so you can pretend they weren't already recording
Remeber Meet the Robinsons, when that jaunty bowler hat tries to take over the world.
In 2050 everyone will be wearing Facebook glasses, one person will say go live and everyone's glasses in the local area will go live.
the evolution of technology is my biggest fear probably. I hate it.
Facebook making the creeper glasses
facebook said "lets make a device that's completely reliant on voice recognition software bc that's always been flawless technology!"
It’s almost like he’s aging like technology he looks young and un aging until his OS is becoming outdated.
I really appreciate the casual film set jokes. ‘Could we fly in some more frames for Mark please’ 😂
I love how much Cody and Noel make each other laugh it makes the pod so much more fun 🤣💜
now people can record in metros without people knowing!!!:DDDD
The last couple mins of this segment is the hardest ive laughed at tmg in like the past 2 years
The only similar phrases I can think of are “hey siri” for iPhone or “take a selfie” for some other smartphone but I don’t hear them that often anymore
I swear people have been trying to make camera glasses since the 80’s and they have never worked or sold. I remember buying ones that didn’t work at all at a scholastic book fair. The only market that this works for is policing/spying.
No shit it didnt work it was the 80's
@@penapickle yes but they been at it almost 40 years and the idea is still trash.That’s my point
@@Meanie74no, the idea has not REMAINED trash and unimproved. My point is that technology is exponentially advancing. How can you say its impossible when we've already seen progress with it? Computers are getting smaller and smaller
@@penapickle I’m talking about this specific thing. Spy glasses are useful if you’re a spy. If you’re an athlete a go pro is better. If you’re a streamer a selfy stick is better. All the utility this product has (not much) is ruined by the fact it’s through Facebook.
@@Meanie74 Oh, then sure, I agree with you on that. Its more of a novelty if anything
didn't snapchat do this like 6 years ago with those pop up vending machines?
or is my memory bad
yeah, the snap glasses were a lot more obvious iirc tho. and everything is just creepier when zuck is involved... hes basically a mad scientist who has direct access to a large population to experiment on, and evidently sees no issue in doing so
Every American that doesn’t live in Nebraska forgot that Nebraska existed.
noel really callin out nebraska like that huh
When you're in front of a hot tub: "Hey Facebook, stream on Twitch".
sometimes i forget Cody is smart ya know
Yea mark, I’m gonna wear sunglasses while I cook my food.
"We wanted to build something that could help me see the world from your human point of view."
Watching Mark's brain try to decide what gestures humans use while talking is pretty sick
That momenthouse intro is always hype
6:08 *WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!*
Noels reaction is almost like "Dude.. the thing remember?" and Cody instantly stops the bit and apologizes.
They both look very uncomfortable for like 30 seconds and Noel takes a deep sigh.
Im wondering if like a crew members Grandfather just died or something.. That was def a real reaction, not just a bit.
Anybody else see what I mean?
undercover cops are gonna love these
These type of glasses should only be for people working in those conditions. Wouldn't
it be better though?
@@researchproject034 would what be better?
@@allstar7459 For people working in special forces
@@researchproject034 that depends on weather or not you want more surveillance everywhere, personally to me that sounds like a Stasi nightmare
these 100% are gonna be used by creeps to record women and the fact that no one takes it info consideration is extremely worrying
exactly what I thought
At least they have a light imo
@@christianstoyanov4290 yeah but a small light on a pair of glasses is way harder to see than a whole ass phone someone is holding in front of their face
Damn paranoid people like you are everywhere nowadays, relax none wants to see or know what your doing
@@layton6202 You have clearly never been a woman
2:49 wtf noel 😂😂😂
Why is noel's mark lizzardman's impression my favourite thing ever
The NSFW pov community will love these
Yeah sure just give everyone camera Sunglasses, because that's not an invasion of privacy, Who am I kidding... Its FACEBOOK!
When Noel says “Hey, Alexa” and your Alexa actually wakes
F-in love your homepage art boys.
Now Caruso will be able to zoom and enhance by himself.
the irl “Xbox Record That” haha
Imagine a wedding. Literally just 100 people all saying hey Facebook take a video all on top of each other during the ceremony
Phone, wrist, eyes; full immersion with our technology. There's convenience, and there's overkill.
this is just straight up taking snapchats idea and making it look like ray bands
I think they’re Also connecting them to social media directly too and adding voice rec too, no?
1:39 - "...whether you on your hike, cocaine or...", wait what?
i would LOVE to be in the product pitch room for this.
Hey guys, remember Google glass? oh you don't? oh, hey guys, remember Snapchat spectacles?...you don't? Uh....well let me just introduce you to a brand new, never before seen product that will definitely revolutionize the social tech space and definitely WON'T flop like every other product like it 😎
These are all time jokes and that’s why I’m back here 2 years later
😂 Omg Robo-Karen. I’m so here for it,
As a Nebraskan I can confirm
this is genuinely so scary bc all the creeps that can just start taking photos and videos of women or whoever on the train ect without them knowing …. wow
All the Karen’s boutta be wearing this shit 😭
And the Mexicans too
@@layton6202 If anyone else said this it would sound racist, but your name is only the truth so I know you're only telling the truth
@@danielalorbi you really said racist
I can imagine mid bj "hey facebook take a videos haha oh suh bae no it was just a joke"
Facebook woulda went with Oakleys if they knew their userbase
I guarantee within the next year there will be a Facebook take a video Karen moment online
I can only imagine what kind of sexual harassment videos we'll see through the glasses of Vin Diesel, lmao
P**n pov’s are gonna be goatted 🐐 af now 😭
"All this shit is going to be is capital riot livestreams"
In the strip club trying to look as normal as possible.😶 "Facebook go live".
6:00 that's how a senator from Wyoming died.
someone’s gotta animate that live stream prank bit 😂
aight thats enough im moving into the woods and never coming back. i guess im gonna have to get over the bugs
I'm convinced Mark is a deepfake he moves so wierd and he shook his head "no" when he said when the glasses are off they are completely off
Bro really tried to sneak in Nebraska 💀
What if I have prescription glasses is that going to cost my other leg
Bruh really snuck Nebraska in there 💀💀
There's gonna be a lot more pov porn out there 😬
the bits in this one had to be one of the funniest ones on the podcast lol idk if it’s cause Mark/Facebook in itself is just funny or what but lol
Facebook at its finest
if course they work w essilor luxotica the evil ass monopoly that’s the whole reason glasses r so expensive
we do have ppl like that in nebraska
The fact that google glass came out that long ago is kinda crazy. It failed for a reason.
This makes me not want to leave the house.
imagine saying "hey facebook take a video" in front of the wrong conspiracy theorist
stopppp he sounds like zach woods as gabe in the office
The glasses let you know when the camera is on… and that’s somehow more than what phones do…
Are we gonna tell him?
HES NOT A ROBOT HE A LIZZAD
Super cool Spy glasses
Babe! wait.. 🤚🏻 don’t let me forget my Facebook glasses 😫🙈