Mark Zuckerberg Reveals His Secrets

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @J.R.Swish1
    @J.R.Swish1 4 роки тому +687

    Someone told Mark about food about 2 weeks ago and now he's talking about it to see if people actually believe that he's a human being

  • @nahfam4647
    @nahfam4647 4 роки тому +1901

    The armie hammer voice started off rough for Noel but the “I wanna chase you through the house and read you a book” was perfect

  • @anaj9346
    @anaj9346 4 роки тому +3386

    "Mark Zuckerberg always look like the guy in a zombie movie who’s been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone"

    • @actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644
      @actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644 4 роки тому +14

      Very original

    • @ethanbradberry5163
      @ethanbradberry5163 4 роки тому +156

      Actually dude, that would be salt. It’s in quotes for a reason you single ply piece of toilet paper

    • @absolutetr4sh551
      @absolutetr4sh551 4 роки тому +16

      Ethan Bradberry I uhhh... agree with what you said but....”single sly piece of toilet paper”? What does that even mean?

    • @dopdrop8998
      @dopdrop8998 4 роки тому +49

      Absolute Tr4sh r/rareinsults

    • @anaj9346
      @anaj9346 4 роки тому +7

      @@ethanbradberry5163 thank you!! 💕

  • @ethan60645
    @ethan60645 4 роки тому +418

    “he looks like he’s in a gushers commercial permanently”
    shit had me dying

  • @gan5920
    @gan5920 3 роки тому +131

    Damn Noel talking about Armie Hammer chasing people through his house hits different now.

  • @thebigshep
    @thebigshep 4 роки тому +1280

    He always looks like he's one class action lawsuit away from drowning his kids in a bathtub.

  • @tiarasolorzano4189
    @tiarasolorzano4189 4 роки тому +190

    *”I wanna chase you through the house and then read you a book”* - Armie Hammer in Call Me By Your Name, 2017 🍑

  • @hlormozom3135
    @hlormozom3135 4 роки тому +131

    Guys we all know that the only reason Mark created a hotness ranking website was so he can collect data on what humans find attractive

  • @ellllllllllllllka
    @ellllllllllllllka 4 роки тому +261

    Mark just looks like he’s shat his pants, like a rabbit y’know just like straightup lil pebbles constantly just, happening

  • @Nucky420
    @Nucky420 4 роки тому +147

    Sweet baby rays shall be the sea that covers the earth. Like a baptism, it shall cleanse us. It shall also makes us super sweet and tangy.

  • @dextercyanide8912
    @dextercyanide8912 4 роки тому +62

    Noels impression of Armie Hammer was spot on Jesus Christ 😫

  • @jamesadams5520
    @jamesadams5520 4 роки тому +40

    Cody’s zuck voice sounds like the Martian from loony tunes 😂 ( suits the alien I guess lol)

  • @kaylavaldes311
    @kaylavaldes311 4 роки тому +69

    i seriously wanna know how he used to be bc he seems so out of touch with just being a normal human

  • @jackmaginnes7497
    @jackmaginnes7497 4 роки тому +54

    Noel unironically making fun of listening to podcasts in a car while recording a podcasts

  • @yahyeet492
    @yahyeet492 4 роки тому +183

    Bet zucc doesn't even know what bbq really tastes like

    • @packaapunch
      @packaapunch 4 роки тому +17

      S W E E T B A B Y R A Y S

    • @scratchntax722
      @scratchntax722 4 роки тому +7

      PacK AA I’ll hand it to zuck, Sweet Baby Rays absolutely slaps. It’s fritctionless
      Edit: frictionless*

    • @riniflex01
      @riniflex01 4 роки тому

      Robots can't taste obviously

    • @finnstelzig7261
      @finnstelzig7261 4 роки тому +3

      He’s not programmed to taste so that prob explains why he doesn’t know what it tastes like

    • @packaapunch
      @packaapunch 4 роки тому

      Jake Potts shit does smack I find myself eating raw spoon fulls of it

  • @koltont8573
    @koltont8573 4 роки тому +451

    If Zuckerberg was a spice, he'd be flour

  • @mostlyghostsu
    @mostlyghostsu 4 роки тому +38

    one of my family members has worked with mark zuckerberg on a few occasions, the other day they were on a zoom call with him and a bunch of other people and he literally sat there staring straight ahead not moving. his wife was next to him and even she moved around and showed emotion. nah he just sat there. i kept walking behind them so i could see him and be in the call lol. his wife is really nice though, i’ve met her.

  • @whereismorgn
    @whereismorgn 3 роки тому +15

    armie hammer bit aged both good and bad at the same time

  • @_vee_bee_
    @_vee_bee_ 4 роки тому +53

    Mark Zuckerburg looks like the result you get when you can’t make the eyes and head any bigger on a Mii

  • @KookaTrooper
    @KookaTrooper 4 роки тому +23

    New improved drinking game: Drink everytime Noel talks over Cody in an attempt to make an even funnier joke after trying 3 separate times. I love it

  • @zalyspeace
    @zalyspeace 4 роки тому +1723

    Drinking game: Take a sip every time Noel starts a joke he can't finish

    • @Leo-ti8yh
      @Leo-ti8yh 4 роки тому +42

      Alternate title: How to alcohol poisoning💀

    • @axxaguirre3150
      @axxaguirre3150 4 роки тому +16

      Instructions unclear. I’m in a cornfield abducting aliens.

    • @frankthepug283
      @frankthepug283 4 роки тому +7

      Im drunk, thankds

    • @grammarpolice8034
      @grammarpolice8034 4 роки тому +5

      Frank the Pug holy shit your playlists scares me

    • @frankthepug283
      @frankthepug283 4 роки тому +1

      @@grammarpolice8034 good

  • @operationbrasseagle1402
    @operationbrasseagle1402 4 роки тому +194

    We all know that if Cody and Noel went to Harvard when Hot or Not first came out they would definitely be rating girls all day long.

    • @aryavirsangwan6837
      @aryavirsangwan6837 4 роки тому +3

      Lol in The Social Network they made Mark Zuckerberg look like such a loser

    • @user-ko5xc7hs6v
      @user-ko5xc7hs6v 4 роки тому +17

      Aryavir Sangwan wasn’t he though?

    • @runfunmc64
      @runfunmc64 4 роки тому +1

      It was facemash lol

    • @asiancombination5325
      @asiancombination5325 4 роки тому +4

      @@samsamatar3573 well Jeffrey Epstein fits that as well so...

    • @asiancombination5325
      @asiancombination5325 4 роки тому +6

      Sam Samatar no I’m just saying the just because someone is rich and famous doesn’t make them a cool guy, and doesn’t stop them from being a loser. Unless you’re saying Jeffrey Epstein isn’t a loser

  • @cindyjune6490
    @cindyjune6490 4 роки тому +93

    my brother is a tech nerd weird talks about smoking his meat the same way , he just left San Fran for Hawaii lol

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 4 роки тому +1

      That sounds about right.

    • @cindyjune6490
      @cindyjune6490 4 роки тому

      @@Kerrviii he is such a bonehead lol now after Covid , he wants to run to New Zealand, and keep nerding away

    • @SumoCumLoudly
      @SumoCumLoudly 4 роки тому

      @@cindyjune6490 no loyalty even to your brother

    • @cindyjune6490
      @cindyjune6490 4 роки тому

      @@SumoCumLoudly lol , I can't anymore he has lost his mind lol

    • @gonencmete3566
      @gonencmete3566 4 роки тому

      ​@@cindyjune6490 Whats insane about smoking some meat in New Zealand?

  • @starburst9132
    @starburst9132 4 роки тому +8

    I used to think Michael Cera was the owner of Facebook

  • @ultimatesnuffleupagus3906
    @ultimatesnuffleupagus3906 4 роки тому +75

    Cody looks like a toddler who found an enchanted toupee that made him into a big boy.

  • @InternetTodayTV
    @InternetTodayTV 4 роки тому +84

    SWEET 👏 BABY 👏 RAYS

    • @lilshoshi1446
      @lilshoshi1446 4 роки тому

      Best content on UA-cam tho ☝️

    • @tiaanengelbrecht
      @tiaanengelbrecht 4 роки тому +6

      Ayyyyyyyy
      I had the stupidest grin on my face when Noel mentioned Elliot lol

    • @nicolesimpsonsdog4442
      @nicolesimpsonsdog4442 3 роки тому

      yooooo i used to watch etc news all the time, glad y’all are still doing your thing

  • @HD-fd7tn
    @HD-fd7tn 4 роки тому +48

    This man can’t be real

  • @bababooey6222
    @bababooey6222 4 роки тому +31

    Hey! How's it going? We are live from my backyard, where I am smoking a brisket and some ribs.

  • @sticky4444
    @sticky4444 4 роки тому +21

    The funniest thing about Mark Zuckerberg is that he made the original Facebook while drunk

    • @01amare
      @01amare 4 роки тому +2

      It was facesmash

  • @JustJoey98
    @JustJoey98 4 роки тому +20

    The guy who made that video is part of a UA-cam channel called “Internet Today”. They’re really funny, check them out

  • @jakobnewcomb8166
    @jakobnewcomb8166 4 роки тому +13

    Zuck putting congress on that sweet baby rays 🥱😳😤🤯👁👄👁

  • @aklipa23
    @aklipa23 4 роки тому +83

    Didn’t they already post this today then delete it?😭

  • @josethemacho
    @josethemacho 4 роки тому +11

    If a lizard would like to impersonate of a human, that would be like Mark Zuckerberg.

  • @moni7803
    @moni7803 3 роки тому +2

    the armie hammer bit... damn

  • @user-ym5uu7fr9e
    @user-ym5uu7fr9e 4 роки тому +79

    did the zuckbot get u guys earlier today wtf happened 😻

  • @steve9148-n9e
    @steve9148-n9e 4 роки тому +40

    Armie Hammer's voice sounds like when a black dude does an impression of a white dude

    • @CaseyKiddRap
      @CaseyKiddRap 3 роки тому +2

      Yup! I was just thinking he sounds like Dave Chapelle’s white newscaster character Chuck Taylor.

  • @audrey2231
    @audrey2231 4 роки тому +7

    They started sounding like Kermit there at the end

  • @anaj9346
    @anaj9346 4 роки тому +6

    "Sadie no, Sadie, Sadie, right now you're third, you see?" 😂

  • @Laurarat
    @Laurarat 4 роки тому +59

    Shootout Elliott and Internet Today who made this edit. Their show is really good.

    • @oberyncarzer5620
      @oberyncarzer5620 4 роки тому +3

      Yesss!!

    • @TravisEaly
      @TravisEaly 4 роки тому

      I used to watch them all the time. They just why too political after they left Machinima.

    • @josephrainer
      @josephrainer 4 роки тому +6

      I went like "Wait, you mean Eliot from Internet Today? No way" when he said his twitter handle

    • @titanico5264
      @titanico5264 4 роки тому +3

      Why would you want to shootout Elliott from Internet Today?

    • @ancient_vadrr9309
      @ancient_vadrr9309 4 роки тому +4

      Basically all I watch is, internet today, tmg, and donut media

  • @jordansantana2209
    @jordansantana2209 4 роки тому +8

    Noel looks uncomfortably high in the first min of this video lmao

  • @tylerstears4445
    @tylerstears4445 4 роки тому +9

    Channel name for Elliot is internet today it's two funny dudes talking about the news they used to work for machinima.

  • @baileydillon3640
    @baileydillon3640 4 роки тому +3

    When your two favorites, Internet Today and TMG, cross over.

  • @MM-ou6yh
    @MM-ou6yh 4 роки тому +9

    he looks like hes in a gushers commercial permanently 😂😂😂😫

  • @jynessabrosier7870
    @jynessabrosier7870 4 роки тому +9

    11 minutes in still waiting for mark to come back on the screen

  • @athenajaxon2397
    @athenajaxon2397 4 роки тому +3

    That Armie Hammer impression was hilarious also Armie Hammer was in his 30's and Timothee was in his twenties when making CMBYN

  • @yesno1550
    @yesno1550 3 роки тому +2

    Noel's bonzi buddy impression is ON POINT DAMMN

  • @ELPRES1DENTE45
    @ELPRES1DENTE45 4 роки тому +3

    That's Eliot from Internet Today that made that. He used to host ETC on Machinima with Ricky, and now they have their own channel. It's good stuff. Check them out.

  • @neonicon8500
    @neonicon8500 2 роки тому

    @4:30 how perfect is it that Cody turned into Marvin the Martian while trying to impersonate Mark Zuckerberg

  • @angelicvega7040
    @angelicvega7040 4 роки тому +2

    9:56 “I wanna chase you through the house and then read you a book” *👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🏆*

  • @reillydillon4772
    @reillydillon4772 4 роки тому +18

    mark zuckerberg is so ✨bland✨

  • @yeahyyyeaah551
    @yeahyyyeaah551 4 роки тому +13

    i thought he was bout to say ‘we are here in my backyard where i am smoking ...a big fat blunt’

  • @ashasyoutubeaccount
    @ashasyoutubeaccount 4 роки тому +24

    in the book elio is 17 and oliver is 24 but ur right armie looks way older kinda sus

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely 4 роки тому +5

    This clip was put together by the hilarious Eliot Dewberry from the channel Internet Today, formerly ETC on Machinima! Eliot & Ricky are freakin hilarious day in & day out, I highly recommend checking out their channel, especially any episode of Weekly Weird News! Cheers! lol

  • @kex5342
    @kex5342 4 роки тому +1

    I love how Cody is cracking up on the first video

  • @AirCarlos97
    @AirCarlos97 4 роки тому +1

    The stay safe instrumental goes so hard

  • @MandiM94
    @MandiM94 3 роки тому +1

    Why did your impersonation of Mark slowly decline into sounding like Kermit the frog 😂😂

  • @thatsnotmyname1
    @thatsnotmyname1 4 роки тому +4

    “You weren’t listening to it in the car?” LOL

  • @awesomeness5175
    @awesomeness5175 4 роки тому

    6:03 the imagery is gold

  • @musicalilliterate4460
    @musicalilliterate4460 4 роки тому +2

    The Mark Zuck impression sounded more like a Jordan Peterson impression lol.

  • @1beastydemon
    @1beastydemon 3 роки тому +1

    Armie hammer jokes hit different now

  • @-alyssa-marie-
    @-alyssa-marie- 4 роки тому +2

    My Armie Hammer and Noel Miller worlds collided is this a fever dream? And I love his voice I’m dying omg😭😂😂

  • @jackfrey7244
    @jackfrey7244 3 роки тому +1

    “Post was on rogan” is the most frat bro shit ever

  • @mr.zoloft2406
    @mr.zoloft2406 4 роки тому +1

    shout out to Eliot @InternetToday for making the Zucc edit!

  • @TheMostDivine
    @TheMostDivine 4 роки тому +1

    a gushers commercial permanently 😭😭😭

  • @bdrixx
    @bdrixx 4 роки тому

    when cody is impersonating zuckerburg he just looks like he's rolling balls lmao

  • @TrackSlayers
    @TrackSlayers 4 роки тому +19

    *one might say that he.. zucks*

  • @lunamoona7149
    @lunamoona7149 4 роки тому +1

    Okay we need Social Network remade with the Rock this instant

  • @lilyburger5960
    @lilyburger5960 3 роки тому

    “He looks like he’s in a gushers commercial” I fuckin died

  • @sadiewyrick-holtsclaw4121
    @sadiewyrick-holtsclaw4121 4 роки тому +1

    Cody started saying in that weird ass voice and I looked around to see who was in my room😂

  • @katana7278
    @katana7278 4 роки тому +1

    I’m telling bro, he’s Data from Star Trek.

  • @lastlife0726
    @lastlife0726 3 роки тому +2

    Zuck talking in too much detail about how food is grilled really sounds like an alien trying to convince people he's a human who eats human food. "Come on, man they're looking at you, you studied this."

  • @ID1visor
    @ID1visor 4 роки тому +1

    1:57 If you pay attention you'll notice the amount of people with an unusual eye balls / gaze Mark has isn't that uncommon. The common trait is that it doesn't feel like they're looking at you but through you.

  • @Drew-un2ym
    @Drew-un2ym 4 роки тому

    Noels impression of the rock is amazing😂🐊

  • @morphinenapkin
    @morphinenapkin 4 роки тому +1

    now i know what it sounds like when miss piggy and marvin the martian talk

  • @sigasopater
    @sigasopater 4 роки тому +3

    Internet today/ETC and TMG crossing over. 2020 hella weird

  • @rakanm3857
    @rakanm3857 4 роки тому +1

    I love how their impressions of mark accidentally turned into a Jordan Peterson impression

  • @jillianstrommen4569
    @jillianstrommen4569 4 роки тому +3

    The only bf I got from a “dating website” was on hot or not 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @katiehill3455
    @katiehill3455 4 роки тому +1

    Eliot from Internet Today made this!! Him and Ricky are AMAZING!!

  • @0zander987
    @0zander987 3 роки тому

    bro at the end when cody said you can rank the meats i fucking died

  • @animecasio8665
    @animecasio8665 4 роки тому

    Man i rewatched The Social Network the other day and i realize how Jessie Eisenberg did a good job

  • @niro710
    @niro710 4 роки тому +5

    EliotETC is a yt legend

  • @BlisaBLisa
    @BlisaBLisa 4 роки тому +1

    6:37 thats my name leave me alone Zuckerberg

  • @danielsanzzz6461
    @danielsanzzz6461 4 роки тому

    Bro the walkman hoodies go hard 👌

  • @keely7173
    @keely7173 4 роки тому +1

    seeing him on a walk yesterday hit different

  • @poperaymond431
    @poperaymond431 4 роки тому

    Why did I find this on my own today days ago LMAOOO

  • @cheddar8213
    @cheddar8213 4 роки тому

    the thumbnail makes it look like Zuck's a guest on the podcast

  • @tszvj
    @tszvj 3 роки тому

    Ayy good to see my ETC/Internet Today boys getting some attention

  • @SlipySquid
    @SlipySquid 4 роки тому +8

    I saw this last night and thought it was real 😂

  • @alec-yj9ve
    @alec-yj9ve 4 роки тому

    Ive been violently looking for this

  • @annoyingDemoncat
    @annoyingDemoncat 4 роки тому

    internet today and tmg podcast crossover omggg

  • @ryanjones6679
    @ryanjones6679 4 роки тому +3

    Kermit Zuckerberg

  • @alyssasansone6453
    @alyssasansone6453 4 роки тому

    cody really went and made it

  • @dakelasala1381
    @dakelasala1381 4 роки тому +1

    I clicked on this exclusively because I knew bonzie buddy would be joining us

  • @alexandralloyd4176
    @alexandralloyd4176 4 роки тому

    noels voice in this is scrumptious

  • @stjosh1199
    @stjosh1199 4 роки тому

    They both made Mark Zuckerberg sound like Marvin the Martian

  • @owie0120
    @owie0120 4 роки тому +1

    Noels sauced

  • @thestudyingherbalist
    @thestudyingherbalist 3 роки тому

    This Mark zuckerberg/ fonzie bit has me tore the fuck up

  • @AnnaGabriellaN
    @AnnaGabriellaN 4 роки тому

    Wait I swear I’ve seen the podcast highlight!! Am I going crazy?!?!! Wasn’t this posted awhile ago?

  • @fairybread777
    @fairybread777 2 роки тому

    cody looks so good in this uhhh

  •  4 роки тому

    I'm CRYING!! omg this edit is beautiful!