Things I Do that Adults Probably Don't Do (Jaiden Edition)
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- Опубліковано 2 вер 2017
- adults, amirite?
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I do “The Perfect Bite” but I eat the worst bite first, and move up on the bite scale until I get to the perfect bite
DremanDre 360 wow I do “The Perfect Bite” just like you
Same
DremanDre 360 me tooo
I dub it: The Worst to First Bites
*wait you do it too?*
I also do “The Perfect Bite”, but instead of starting with the second to best bite, I start with the least and go to the best.
Yes definitely I do that
this is what i do
Same
Yes
Now Jaiden seems weird doing that. The order can change the whole thing.
I for one completely sympathize with The Perfect Bite TM. Whenever I eat I tend to eat the smaller bits or around the best parts of the meal, or even eat a sandwich or burger around the center and save that for last. Then whenever you're taking that last bite it's the best part with everything you want in the flavor. The only exception is I eat all my sides before I eat the main course of the meal, like eat all the veggies and potatoes before eating any of a steak. You are not alone in this Jaiden, you have my support.
91 likes and no replys? lemme fix that
91 likes and no reply? lemme fix that
My way of getting out of conversations is saying “well, I should get back to it! I hope you have a good rest of your day, see you later!”
It tells the other person that you have something else you need to do, but is vague so you don’t have to come up with an actual excuse to leave, and quickly following up with “I hope you have a good day” will put them in the position to not ask what you gotta do and also wish you a good day, forcing them to say goodbye to you too. It’s perfect, it’s never failed me!
I wanna try this but I would probably mess up
“I always save the perfect bite”
Me: SEE I TOLD YOU IM NOT CRAZY
I actually have the ability to analyse and distinguish the perfect bite in less than 10 seconds (thats my greatest achievement so far)
Me too
If you wanna talk about crazy: Additionally I also eat the sides first and after they are gone (potatoes, rice, salad, whatever) then I eat the main thing (meat or whatever), unless I know it's too much, then I stop with sides when I'm not feeling hungry anymore and finish up with the meat and stuff
I do it to
I think mayo/dressing on a bacon king is not bad anymore also i try to fast eat the whole damn object trying to get the most amount of food in the shortest time possible also once i chocked on a potato
-I'm not copying-
*IM PLAGIARIZING*
I'm not copying this comment
IM PLAGIARIZING
Majesticjena i
IM NOT COPYING *THIS* *THIS* COMMENT
*IM PLAGIARIZING*
I'm not not plagiarism
Majesticjena thats the same thing ;_;
She ended with the 3 seconds of silence before the fanart section
I cant say I've ever tried this perfect bite technique but damn am going to now! I cant believe I've never heard of this before. It sounds revolutionary for food enjoyment.
From early childhood, my eating philosophy was “worst first, best last.” Which is kind of a Perfect Bite concept.
yesssssss i did that, until my dad start to steal the food im saving for last. after that, i learnt to eat my best first, in fear of anyone stealing them. :)
Me too lol
I ate sandwiches from the edges, and then eat the whole center piece
Me to
Heyyyyyyyyy I do that!
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO DOES THE PERFECT BITE ™️
I do it too!
Me too
Woah same!
Same here
LIESSD
Jaiden you have literally ruined my life by convincing my brain into ONLY doing the perfect bite method.
Yesterday i was just eating sum oreos and stuff and i calculated the amount of cream precentage that i ate so i could eat the rest without choking on the final bite.
you have ruined me, 10/10.
Jaiden THANK YOU I do the Perfect Bite (TM) thing too and I always felt a little weird/insane! Now we know that we're either both not insane, or both insane, in which case we can revel in insanity together.
(Also, I too am very awkward/socially anxious, especially when it comes to conversation-ending, so I know how you feel)
“ I don’t care if hate is a strong word, I have a strong hate for it. “
- Jaiden Animations, 2017
santrell dales I saw this comment as soon as she said that lol
Me
I do the perfect bite thing
I do the perfect bite thing too
2019
The biggest secret in life:
Adults don't exist.
yes
They are just simulations. They are non-existent.
Adults are just kids in adult bodies. (With more experience in life)
True. Adults are just kids who got bigger.
They're just giant kids
This video is so relatable. Especially overthinking conversations lol. Love your vids!
I am so bad at socialising like when i am walking with a friend and they end a story its always a few second silent
The Perfect Bite sounds like a Netflix original Cooking show.
You are late
I don't jaidens going to see this comment
hm.
Oof
Thats true
If you start a phone call with “my phone is almost dead” you can hang up at any time (edit: yes i know you can’t use it too much you don’t need to keep telling me)
my god
*top 10 characters that can defeat thanos even with the infinity gauntlet on*
Thank you
BIG BRAIN
THANK YOU!
“And the character would go”
*Hesitation*
“SQEE”
"People seem to be either really good or terrible at socializing"
I feel like this is too accurate
"The Perfect Bite" must be a name of a restaurant
Yes I would go to it!
matei the gamer yes
You forgot the "™"
Were every bite You get are ten tousand dollars
But....it is a restaurant;-;
Me: Please I’m so full, I can’t eat any more
Rooster: *ËÂT*
Yeah😦
Im full like a frickin unlucky wolf 🐓:EĀT
Asian parents be like:
When your in the kitchen, you should probably, *//૯αƬ'\\*
@@rosarodarte860 no, EAT
If kitchens had one rule it would probably be don’t throw the knives
James: *Plagiriezes*
Jaiden: *Uno reverse card*
ENDUL PRABOWO so James dosent di IT
Wow
Hello people who also watch this video that came out 3 years ago
He plagiarised it
Yes
The only rule for a kitchen is that it can’t be carpeted
And EAT
who the hell has a carpeted kitchen
@@personperson5470 BYAKUYA SAMA
mister nobody 😌
Yeah, good rule. The only place in whole house stuffed with glass shouldn't need soft floor in case of something made of glass falling.
Jaden: some people are good at social interactions and some just are
Me: you mean extroverts and intro verts 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
The perfect bite in the end- it just makes sense!
Another thing I‘ve just always done is saving one bite of every different food on the plate and then eating the last bit of every food (at the same time).
I know how to avoid ending a conversation awkwardly
Just don't talk to people
Agreement
instructions unclear, conversation now #1 trending on awkwardness
👏👏👏👏👏👏
have a tweet limit irl
yes
I usually Ate the Disgusting one first.
*Then save the best one for the last*
Same lol, I do that so it's a gradual increase xD
Same
Oh yes me too
I do that for example I’ll eat the crust on the sandwich then in the middle
Yes
How she just spended 4 minute about PLANNING HOW TO FINISH A CONVERSATION🤣😂
I do the Perfect Bite, but my version. There arent any second bests or anything like that, i just eat the Perfect Bite on the last one. I dont care which one i took first, its all about what i eat last.
Adult:
Don't be a jerk
I don't think there are much adults
You may have a good point
So true
YAS
*many not much
Adults also need gramer
@Through The Mirror I think it was a joke
"The Perfect Bite" would be an amazing name for a food show.
OMG UR RIGHT
@kɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴋ sᴇᴀsᴏɴ 3 ʙᴜʙ
Wait its not a show ?
you forgot the TM
Ikrrr
I am so glad I’m not the only one to decorate like that, ngl I have a section of my shelf for pusheen and then a section for off brand plushies that looked sad.
I can also relate to the conversation, actually they are in the middle of talking and I look away and walk away and I'm like holy frick
Jaiden: *mentions the perfect bite and how to do it*
Me, who has done that my whole life: *excited squealing*
Me too....
Me too
wow alot of other people do that too! i eat toaster stroodles and all of the frosting in the middle and eat around it.
I do the perfect bite with literally every meal put in front of me. Even soup 😂😂😂
S a m e
I just realized, the video ends with a few seconds of awkward silence. That is genius.
You lied
-_-
@@feefety1200 wdym?
@@realSuiGeneris 7:24
🧜♂️+🧜♀️=👨👩👧👦
the perfect bite thing is so relatable
I like how in the intro you put the video we're watching right now is in the video
Of all the videos you "plagiarized" it had to be like, my third one.
(Great video btw, I don't think adults probably do those things)
Don't worry, some adults do those things
hey james
TheOdd1sOut England isn't lame :(
Jim jams
I guess you won't respond :'(
Since jaiden does perfect bite I can only imagine the process of jaiden eating any sort of soup
Avoiding the atoms.
The perfect slurp
I save the best for last so when I eat soup the last spoon must have three things that are in the soup like potato and other vegetables.
@@Niniminns that’s actually pretty good-
Hahah
I started applying “The Perfect Bite™️” approach to life and I’ve been enjoying my meals a lot more. Thanks Jaiden.
The perfect bite is actually GENIUS!!! I love that SO much!
James: I'm on #1
Jaiden: *WE* are on #1
THE COMMUNIST CHANNEL
Comarade
we are number 1
and
we are number 1
James:Yay trending
Jaiden: OUR trending
LOL your pfp matches the entire comment
Ironic.
As long as you got the "Don't be a Jerk" part of being an adult down you're golden. You're leagues above some other adults that's for sure.
Oof
Someone gets it😌
phoenix drivers arent adults then
Yea
Entitled people arent adults which is the truth.
The perfect bite tm is something I’ve always done but I never knew why.
Hey, my dad sent me pictures and videos of some roosters from the farm he was visiting and they made me think of this video and I'm kinda new to your channel and love your work jaiden.❤
2:06
Jaiden: "I don't know anyone who does this...."
Me: *Allow me to introduce myself*
I eat with perfect bite
I eat like that
Me too
@@rhyanrodrigues9633 oh wait um sorry if I put your name here I was doing something
HHHHH me to-
Jaiden: “is sad”
Toucan: we don’t do that here
Lol
Underrated comment🤣
@@SlushieKing1989 waddaya mean its 400 likes
Wakanda Forever :(
THE LIKES FOR THIS COMMENT WAS 666 AND SO I MADE IT 667 SO NO BAD LUCK
It's a joke so shut up karens
Jaiden then: I just like to buy silly things
Jaiden now: *chikawa incident*
idk why but i relate so much to the food one XD i pick something out and quarantine it away from the others, and eat around it
the perfect bite tm sounds like a Gordon Ramsay show
Ok
We almost have the same pic
Pretty much
I came down just for this comment
I actually have always in my life done the perfect bite but i always eat the worst bite first and the then at the end the best bite
I do “The Perfect Bite”, but I just take random bites for the most part and wait for the best.
Ye
Izzy B. Same
I do that to but i start at the worse
Ideal Lease to best when I do the perfect bite
I do that with popcorn chicken nuggets
I literally can relate to everything Jaiden says like ‘’the perfect bite’’ and having severe thoughts before any social interaction and not caring about anyone but my friends AND finding a vantage point to get out of conversations so yea….👍🏻
These are so fun to watch
I also do The Perfect Bite (trademark Jaiden). But it's a bit different where I just save the best part of the meal for last.
Meeeeee tooooo
RoseClaw I do it also
RoseClaw same.
RoseClaw same
RoseClaw same
I combine the "perfect bite"TM with the "perfect meal"TM where I eat the thing I dislike the most on the plate first, perfect bite style, then the middle looking thing, then end on the best food. So if I had a Rib platter with loaded mashed potatoes and asparagus, I'd eat all of the asparagus, leaving the best seasoned ones for the end, then mashed potatoes avoiding the toppings until the end, then split all the ribs and leaving the most juicy/seasoned and often the one with the most meat for last
I do the exact same thing and I have no clue why
same lol
I HAVE to eat the smallest to biggest or the other way around. Example, if I have a bowl of chips I have to eat the smallest to biggest chip or the biggest to smallest chip because if I don’t then I will spontaneously combust. And if someone messes up that pattern, I will shove a gvn down their throat. THATS HOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN. Also if I eat a sandwich or a quesadilla or something, I have to make it even. I can’t just eat it like a normal person
@@eliannahsteele7191 WHEN SOMEONE MESSES UP YOUR EATING STYLE IT IS THE MOST INFURIATING THING IN THE WORLD! My wife will constantly ask "can I have a bite?" And if it's a sandwich I will go "sure" and put the next ordered bite in her direction, for her to skip the crusts(when I eat around sandwich first then middle to have the most satisfying thing last) and just take the biggest chunk of the middle before I get to it!? It is so bothersome
Same
I do The Perfect Bite TM style. I noticed it first when I ate popcorn this morning
Jaiden saying "Sugoi!" is something I did not expect to hear
*EAT*
*remembers cassie from skins*
That's the worst comment you put
*EAT*
*NO*
*E A T P A N T*
Never knew other people do the “Perfect Bite”
™
Same
Remember. Copyright
*Perfect Bite ™️
I also do that but I start with the worst bites and work my way up
4:54 I also hate this, that is why I always start a conversation when I have to go somewhere at a specific time. Like class! Before the awkward silence, my school bell always seems to be perfectly timed to ring either in the middle of a deep and interesting conversation or *right* before awkwardness. It's great! (try setting timers/alarms for those things if you're not in school and maybe stack them like 5:00, 5:05, 5:15 etc)
Hi Jaiden love ur videos they are good story's keep doing what ur doing have a good day
Don’t worry, Jaiden. It’s not that weird to get that rooster sign as an adult. My mom is in her 40’s and got a sign for the kitchen that says, “if you feed them, they will come.” It’s my favorite thing ever.
My mom collects plush leopards and changes out their eyes for her own, personalized glass ones. She rocks 😂
lOL
@@Ilike_Purple1 Small world!
Who..
Who is *they?*
My mom bought me a sign that says "the chickens are calling and I must go", because I love chickens.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who does the “perfect bite” thing lol
I do it too
Me too
yuh
Me too
I do it too.
I love todo the Perfect Bite tm
I start from the worst bite, THEN i go up gradually to the perfect bite
Same
There are no such thing as adults, only children in denial.
Nah that's the beginning of Prince of Egypt
Lunam Evadere
P
Ha...ha... tell that to the FTC lo
Lol so true!
True
"Don't be a jerk" Jake Paul isn't an adult guys!
Samara Brown haha 😂 good one👏👏👏
𗀋😂
Samara Brown ikr....but what about Logan...DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN (I like Logan more lol)
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I was at an antique store today and found a sign very similar to your angry rooster EAT sign. I'm not sure if it was the same one, but as soon as I saw it, I immediately thought of you and had to buy it! I guess you taught me how to be an adult. Thank you Jaiden!
Thanks for telling me about THE PERFECT BIT™️
Odd1Out:*makes video about Jaiden*
Jaiden:*plagarizes video*
Me: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW CUTE
BlockyGamer 23 jaiden: it’s free real estate
*it's free real estate.*
*plagiarise*
NO
now 75% of comments will be "I literally do the perfect bite as well I thought I was alone!! 😂😂"
Cyno oh shoot I commented that 😂
you hadd to add the fact that they use emojis unironically
mmmmmmmm
Cyno Don't you mean The Perfect Bite™?
Cyno I do the perfect bite but... reversed I eat the worst first and the best last
Lmao I do though but I kind of expected someone else to
Hey - I'm 53 years old and decorate my house in the same way. My only requirement for decorations is "Is it colorful and does it make me giggle more often than not?"
I love the perfect bit
"Then their little avatar would go
dnbjid- *squee* "
-Jaiden 2017
Sugoi desu~
Sugoi~
*Sugoi***
lol
I eat perfect bite style when I eat sandwiches and I eat around all of the crusts so that I have the perfect in the middle with all of the fillings and no crusts
Kateypops I do this, too lol
Kateypops OMG SAME LOL 😂
Kateypops same
I eat from the top then middele then bottom
Kateypops I do that with pop tarts
I like the perfect bite idea
Girl you speak to my soul when you finish with the best bite❤❤❤❤
“hey can I have a bite of your food” “ sure, just not THAT ONE”
Like when I eat a burger or sandwich and the person eats the part where there's the most sauce
Or even worse, when I share a bag of crisps with my friend and she eats all the most roasted and burnt-ishh parts so that I don't have to "suffer through it" even though they are my favourites TT
Along the Lane have you ever had someone eat an accidental curly fry in a batch of your regular fries, so upsetting.
When I'm eating a chocolate chip cookie, I will always eat the side with the least amount of chocolate chips and work my way up to the most amount as like a "reward" or something? Is this just me?
RiskBunny me too lol
RiskBunny I do the exact same thing 😂😂
They are far too small for me to worry about optimal eating. It's like two bites anyway, and will all be in my mouth at once so it's all good.
RiskBunny I do the exact opposite
One bite cookie.
Bro it feels so good to know that someone else sort of tidies the bite thing. Each time I have a meal that’s like, rice and noodles with shrimp, I will make sure that I have enough noodles left to get as many combined bites of rice, noodle and shrimp/ meat as possible. It tastes like actual heaven ngl.😊
I also have those little Dino toys! When I was younger, I called the tiny green Dino “buddy”
I take the worst bite first and work my way up.
I eat from wherever and just eat it
Me too!
Same
Fish _ you’re weird
same like with chips I find the shortest chip first and eat that...then the second smallest...then the 3rd smallest ect.
One thing I learnt throughout my 20s is that every adult is 'faking it til they making it' and that many adults won't admit it.
bruh the "perfect bite™" is something i do with legit almost every meal.
its nice to find a companion
I sort of do the “perfect bite” but I just eat the worst the go to the best
Sameee
Yup
TM
Same
Not me I go for it XD
Video: *two years ago*
People in 2020: this is my domain now
But... all people are people in 2020....
@@esteemedcharacteractressma58 wut... 1 hours ago? Wowwww
Haha I know. I do the perfect bite
UA-cam recommended me this randomly I was confused but I like it :0
@Furry UwU It's 2.
James' comment was posted not long after the video was published, I think.
So, 2.
The perfect bite? I don’t eat it in pieces. I just eat it all at once. 😂
i watched this months ago. I saw her say the perfect bite thing and IMMEDIATLY started doing it, all the time. Like, I'll get a lunch box special at my local sushi/Chinese place, which is rice, 2 shu mai, 4 pieces of California roll, and an entree. I'll save on piece of sushi for very last. Also, whenever i get just sushi, i get 2 or 3 different rolls. I ALWAYS alternate which roll. I'll eat it like; salmon, tuna, eel, salmon, tuna, eel, etc.
lol thought this was worth mentioning
Everyone: So what lamp did you buy?
Jaiden: I bought a toucan.
Lol
XD
"Oh so a toucan lamp? Cool"
"Uh, yes"
@@jjab7996 comment of the year
I do the "Perfect Bite,
tm."
Zubby me to
SAME HERE.
Zubby me too
Zubby me too after I watched this video i started doing it
SAME
My 11 year old niece recommended your channel so obviously I had to check it out because she has impeccable taste. Cheers!🎉
i do the perfect bite aswell but i try to start with the worst bite all the way to the best
As a kid- social and active
As a teenager- introvert and games
As an adult- ...... CHILDISH!
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So far this has been the deal with me pfft
So me
I do perfect bite too! But instead I do the worst bite first and the best bite last.
I do it like you too
Brian Heiser same
SAME!!!!!!
Same I thought I was the only one 😂
same dude
OMG YOUR SO FUNEY THE ROASTER THAT SAYS EAT ON IT GOT ME CRACKING UP LAUGHING
The second after i watched this video many years ago by body immediately picked up the perfect bite method. So now i also do this. Thanks jaiden :)
I love that Jaiden has to trademark “The Perfect Bite”
™
And copywrite
Me too 😂
@@JC-zr9zv wut
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So... what happened to the squirrel?
Xabio Arts xD
Xabio Arts it met a golden yellow pencil and got triggered
Xabio Arts HI I LUUUUUV YOU
Xabio Arts I love you
The squirrel bit his sister