Things I Do that Adults Probably Don't Do (Jaiden Edition)

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  • @theodd1sout
    @theodd1sout 7 років тому +90650

    Of all the videos you "plagiarized" it had to be like, my third one.
    (Great video btw, I don't think adults probably do those things)

  • @dredude3604
    @dredude3604 4 роки тому +21587

    I do “The Perfect Bite” but I eat the worst bite first, and move up on the bite scale until I get to the perfect bite

  • @Cardboard-Animations
    @Cardboard-Animations 4 роки тому +6691

    I also do “The Perfect Bite”, but instead of starting with the second to best bite, I start with the least and go to the best.

  • @IAmNotYourProblem
    @IAmNotYourProblem Рік тому +217

    My way of getting out of conversations is saying “well, I should get back to it! I hope you have a good rest of your day, see you later!”
    It tells the other person that you have something else you need to do, but is vague so you don’t have to come up with an actual excuse to leave, and quickly following up with “I hope you have a good day” will put them in the position to not ask what you gotta do and also wish you a good day, forcing them to say goodbye to you too. It’s perfect, it’s never failed me!

    • @timumbra2476
      @timumbra2476 9 місяців тому +9

      I wanna try this but I would probably mess up

    • @DrEagle-bj6kz
      @DrEagle-bj6kz 6 місяців тому +6

      If I tried this I would mess up.

  • @victoriameredith629
    @victoriameredith629 4 роки тому +7153

    From early childhood, my eating philosophy was “worst first, best last.” Which is kind of a Perfect Bite concept.

    • @vengyann2559
      @vengyann2559 4 роки тому +194

      yesssssss i did that, until my dad start to steal the food im saving for last. after that, i learnt to eat my best first, in fear of anyone stealing them. :)

    • @jupiterbrown6136
      @jupiterbrown6136 4 роки тому +19

      Me too lol

    • @fadhil5749
      @fadhil5749 4 роки тому +135

      I ate sandwiches from the edges, and then eat the whole center piece

    • @mishandling273
      @mishandling273 4 роки тому +6

      Me to

    • @justanaveragemop3930
      @justanaveragemop3930 4 роки тому +13

      Heyyyyyyyyy I do that!

  • @brentriverafr
    @brentriverafr 3 роки тому +1762

    “I always save the perfect bite”
    Me: SEE I TOLD YOU IM NOT CRAZY

    • @Aytrieus
      @Aytrieus 3 роки тому +52

      I actually have the ability to analyse and distinguish the perfect bite in less than 10 seconds (thats my greatest achievement so far)

    • @Super27051973
      @Super27051973 3 роки тому +11

      Me too

    • @blk396
      @blk396 3 роки тому +16

      If you wanna talk about crazy: Additionally I also eat the sides first and after they are gone (potatoes, rice, salad, whatever) then I eat the main thing (meat or whatever), unless I know it's too much, then I stop with sides when I'm not feeling hungry anymore and finish up with the meat and stuff

    • @LivyLu2222
      @LivyLu2222 3 роки тому +2

      I do it to

    • @darthmauljoinedthescpfound6958
      @darthmauljoinedthescpfound6958 3 роки тому +2

      I think mayo/dressing on a bacon king is not bad anymore also i try to fast eat the whole damn object trying to get the most amount of food in the shortest time possible also once i chocked on a potato

  • @AltrTheEgo
    @AltrTheEgo 3 роки тому +2977

    I combine the "perfect bite"TM with the "perfect meal"TM where I eat the thing I dislike the most on the plate first, perfect bite style, then the middle looking thing, then end on the best food. So if I had a Rib platter with loaded mashed potatoes and asparagus, I'd eat all of the asparagus, leaving the best seasoned ones for the end, then mashed potatoes avoiding the toppings until the end, then split all the ribs and leaving the most juicy/seasoned and often the one with the most meat for last

    • @zom_robi
      @zom_robi 3 роки тому +57

      I do the exact same thing and I have no clue why

    • @r3io4mf
      @r3io4mf 3 роки тому +15

      same lol

    • @eliannahsteele7191
      @eliannahsteele7191 3 роки тому +26

      I HAVE to eat the smallest to biggest or the other way around. Example, if I have a bowl of chips I have to eat the smallest to biggest chip or the biggest to smallest chip because if I don’t then I will spontaneously combust. And if someone messes up that pattern, I will shove a gvn down their throat. THATS HOW ITS ALWAYS BEEN. Also if I eat a sandwich or a quesadilla or something, I have to make it even. I can’t just eat it like a normal person

    • @AltrTheEgo
      @AltrTheEgo 3 роки тому +21

      @@eliannahsteele7191 WHEN SOMEONE MESSES UP YOUR EATING STYLE IT IS THE MOST INFURIATING THING IN THE WORLD! My wife will constantly ask "can I have a bite?" And if it's a sandwich I will go "sure" and put the next ordered bite in her direction, for her to skip the crusts(when I eat around sandwich first then middle to have the most satisfying thing last) and just take the biggest chunk of the middle before I get to it!? It is so bothersome

    • @oliverdraus5777
      @oliverdraus5777 3 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @SCP--sf3fu
    @SCP--sf3fu 6 місяців тому +540

    In retrospect, this whole video as well as the whole Hatsune Miku and Chikuwa Bear thing makes a lot more sense since she received the "Autism Docs". Funny how everything comes together in the end

  • @Gladyssss
    @Gladyssss 5 років тому +5591

    If you start a phone call with “my phone is almost dead” you can hang up at any time (edit: yes i know you can’t use it too much you don’t need to keep telling me)

  • @beeisdumbaf
    @beeisdumbaf 4 роки тому +1043

    Jaiden: *mentions the perfect bite and how to do it*
    Me, who has done that my whole life: *excited squealing*

    • @remarinracoon5309
      @remarinracoon5309 4 роки тому +8

      Me too....

    • @BizarreBready
      @BizarreBready 4 роки тому +6

      Me too

    • @appling_time8871
      @appling_time8871 4 роки тому +9

      wow alot of other people do that too! i eat toaster stroodles and all of the frosting in the middle and eat around it.

    • @Demonic_Angel_1987
      @Demonic_Angel_1987 4 роки тому +10

      I do the perfect bite with literally every meal put in front of me. Even soup 😂😂😂

    • @mizerymonday1419
      @mizerymonday1419 4 роки тому +4

      S a m e

  • @elizabeth5561
    @elizabeth5561 4 роки тому +833

    Adult:
    Don't be a jerk
    I don't think there are much adults

  • @TheAWE50MEMAN
    @TheAWE50MEMAN Рік тому +134

    I for one completely sympathize with The Perfect Bite TM. Whenever I eat I tend to eat the smaller bits or around the best parts of the meal, or even eat a sandwich or burger around the center and save that for last. Then whenever you're taking that last bite it's the best part with everything you want in the flavor. The only exception is I eat all my sides before I eat the main course of the meal, like eat all the veggies and potatoes before eating any of a steak. You are not alone in this Jaiden, you have my support.

    • @KewleLiamYT
      @KewleLiamYT 7 місяців тому +1

      91 likes and no reply? lemme fix that

    • @amazingSoupaDoopa
      @amazingSoupaDoopa 6 місяців тому +1

      potatoes are vegetables

  • @Wolfychu
    @Wolfychu 7 років тому +14393

    I'm kind of similar with the perfect bite thing, like I always like to leave best till last when I'm eating? xD Love your videos btw! ^__^

  • @yandryperez7950
    @yandryperez7950 3 роки тому +13918

    FINALLY SOMEONE WHO ALSO DOES THE PERFECT BITE ™️

  • @Canadamus_Prime
    @Canadamus_Prime 2 роки тому +2981

    As long as you got the "Don't be a Jerk" part of being an adult down you're golden. You're leagues above some other adults that's for sure.

  • @LuckythecatZ-
    @LuckythecatZ- 6 місяців тому +585

    How did she not notice she's neurodivergent earlier here 😭

  • @kitkatkandy6537
    @kitkatkandy6537 3 роки тому +469

    Don’t worry, Jaiden. It’s not that weird to get that rooster sign as an adult. My mom is in her 40’s and got a sign for the kitchen that says, “if you feed them, they will come.” It’s my favorite thing ever.

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers 3 роки тому +17

      My mom collects plush leopards and changes out their eyes for her own, personalized glass ones. She rocks 😂

    • @user-tp1xd9nf7j
      @user-tp1xd9nf7j 3 роки тому +2

      lOL

    • @kitkatkandy6537
      @kitkatkandy6537 3 роки тому

      @@Ilike_Purple1 Small world!

    • @thirteen3678
      @thirteen3678 3 роки тому +1

      Who..
      Who is *they?*

    • @fogtheghost
      @fogtheghost 3 роки тому +2

      My mom bought me a sign that says "the chickens are calling and I must go", because I love chickens.

  • @rebeccachacon4532
    @rebeccachacon4532 4 роки тому +3082

    The Perfect Bite sounds like a Netflix original Cooking show.

  • @pizzam6021
    @pizzam6021 3 роки тому +4579

    Since jaiden does perfect bite I can only imagine the process of jaiden eating any sort of soup

    • @matherfackinggoose
      @matherfackinggoose 3 роки тому +276

      Avoiding the atoms.

    • @morgue.n444
      @morgue.n444 3 роки тому +269

      The perfect slurp

    • @Niniminns
      @Niniminns 3 роки тому +207

      I save the best for last so when I eat soup the last spoon must have three things that are in the soup like potato and other vegetables.

    • @matherfackinggoose
      @matherfackinggoose 3 роки тому +39

      @@Niniminns that’s actually pretty good-

    • @aurorahidalgo7061
      @aurorahidalgo7061 3 роки тому +3

      Hahah

  • @Strawblss
    @Strawblss 6 місяців тому +134

    After watching the ADHD video, "the perfect bite" makes MUCH MORE sense

    • @babi9500
      @babi9500 6 місяців тому +6

      wait i also do it but i dont understand the correlation...

    • @sirinsiss4111
      @sirinsiss4111 6 місяців тому +5

      Yeah what's the correlation btw ADHD and perfect bite?

    • @LeaNieminen
      @LeaNieminen 5 місяців тому

      Dopamine deficient brain wants the perfect dope boost. Then tism TM for the planning​@@sirinsiss4111

    • @Laswashingda
      @Laswashingda 4 місяці тому

      I don't understand

    • @alphadoughnut2651
      @alphadoughnut2651 4 місяці тому +9

      @@sirinsiss4111 it probably has more to do with her autism diagnosis than ADHD

  • @samburcham4753
    @samburcham4753 4 роки тому +381

    "The Perfect Bite" would be an amazing name for a food show.

  • @stuartmcilwraith3962
    @stuartmcilwraith3962 5 років тому +687

    Me: Please I’m so full, I can’t eat any more
    Rooster: *ËÂT*

    • @SAMSUNG-br2uv
      @SAMSUNG-br2uv 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah😦

    • @johnnyclayton6345
      @johnnyclayton6345 4 роки тому +3

      Im full like a frickin unlucky wolf 🐓:EĀT

    • @Temi222
      @Temi222 4 роки тому +2

      Asian parents be like:

    • @gabebenda2646
      @gabebenda2646 4 роки тому

      When your in the kitchen, you should probably, *//૯αƬ'\\*

    • @aiu2616
      @aiu2616 4 роки тому

      @@rosarodarte860 no, EAT

  • @develop_d7668
    @develop_d7668 5 років тому +2123

    "The Perfect Bite" must be a name of a restaurant

  • @Tonio-nm1xq
    @Tonio-nm1xq 8 місяців тому +143

    Jaiden then: I just like to buy silly things
    Jaiden now: *chikawa incident*

  • @Chuusuisetsujojutsu
    @Chuusuisetsujojutsu 3 роки тому +1448

    I just realized, the video ends with a few seconds of awkward silence. That is genius.

  • @jjmcc13
    @jjmcc13 3 роки тому +853

    Jaiden: “is sad”
    Toucan: we don’t do that here

  • @meipolbngn
    @meipolbngn 6 місяців тому +65

    Was this foreshadowing for the adhd and the tism-

  • @sparkless1549
    @sparkless1549 2 роки тому +1215

    As someone who has recently turned 21, I find this comforting. I’ve been waiting to “feel like a young adult” but I still buy plushies and play video games and watch cartoons and I even do my own version of the perfect bite! I have learned I am not alone.

    • @saragreenfire4515
      @saragreenfire4515 2 роки тому +36

      Yes! I don't do the perfect bite however, what I do is eating everything separately. I would, say, eat all the potatoes, then all the vegetable, then the meat.

    • @mr.wiggles1899
      @mr.wiggles1899 2 роки тому +15

      honestly im just about to turn 19 this month I literly don't feel like a adult n doing those things soo i geuss all adults are nothing more then little kids in a more grown body espeacily guys since I'm a guy after all

    • @Lillypaddler31
      @Lillypaddler31 2 роки тому +10

      To be fair being a adult doesn’t mean being mature or anything like that it in my mind means your able to leave the house and start your own life however you want single taken father not a father whatever

    • @Bookdragon11
      @Bookdragon11 2 роки тому +23

      I’m 26 and have my own place and pay bills and I still buy stuffed animals because stuffed animals are the BEST!! 😆
      In my experience, you're doing fine as long as you're being responsible, like paying before mentioned bills on time and making a budget and stuff like that 😃.

    • @jackieosborne4298
      @jackieosborne4298 2 роки тому +6

      I'm sure every adult has watched or bought something childish in their adulthood.

  • @baker3819
    @baker3819 4 роки тому +1516

    I do “The Perfect Bite”, but I just take random bites for the most part and wait for the best.

  • @memeboyobitesthedust6593
    @memeboyobitesthedust6593 4 роки тому +1486

    The only rule for a kitchen is that it can’t be carpeted

    • @personperson5470
      @personperson5470 4 роки тому +24

      And EAT

    • @sunrisespartan1765
      @sunrisespartan1765 4 роки тому +60

      who the hell has a carpeted kitchen

    • @SINNAMON997
      @SINNAMON997 4 роки тому +5

      @@personperson5470 BYAKUYA SAMA

    • @personperson5470
      @personperson5470 4 роки тому +4

      mister nobody 😌

    • @Hentai_Master_69
      @Hentai_Master_69 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah, good rule. The only place in whole house stuffed with glass shouldn't need soft floor in case of something made of glass falling.

  • @psebb3502
    @psebb3502 8 місяців тому +30

    Jaiden you have literally ruined my life by convincing my brain into ONLY doing the perfect bite method.
    Yesterday i was just eating sum oreos and stuff and i calculated the amount of cream precentage that i ate so i could eat the rest without choking on the final bite.
    you have ruined me, 10/10.

  • @n.v1627
    @n.v1627 5 років тому +725

    2:06
    Jaiden: "I don't know anyone who does this...."
    Me: *Allow me to introduce myself*

  • @FennKNyen
    @FennKNyen 3 роки тому +602

    In high school, my friend grabbed my Perfect Bite from my plate and ate it, and just looked me in the eyes like a mythical creature of apathy and said "you always save the best bite for last." Laughed and then he ran off... that was almost 20yrs ago and I'll remember that moment on my death bed and STILL be bitter about it

  • @summertemoana1445
    @summertemoana1445 7 років тому +191

    "A kitchen ornament with nothing but a rooster and the word,
    **EAT**

    • @Hyperhazard
      @Hyperhazard 7 років тому +4

      Potato Knishes *W O K E*

    • @yoyoitsurfavhoe1827
      @yoyoitsurfavhoe1827 7 років тому +11

      Potato Knishes
      *SOMEBODY GETS IT*
      **Throws phone at wall**

  • @purplehoneycomb5680
    @purplehoneycomb5680 6 місяців тому +92

    Jaiden having ADHD makes so much sense my gosh.

  • @Christian444089
    @Christian444089 6 років тому +608

    I also do that perfect bite, but I don't look for the second best bite, I just save the best for last

    • @bewtmas6270
      @bewtmas6270 6 років тому +2

      Lol yeah same

    • @luigirock96
      @luigirock96 6 років тому +4

      I only do this on grilled sandwhich where i save the best part at the end xD

    • @bewtmas6270
      @bewtmas6270 6 років тому

      I don’t do it on vegetables or fruit

    • @bewtmas6270
      @bewtmas6270 6 років тому

      Unless its like a fruit salad

    • @carsonmowbray7106
      @carsonmowbray7106 6 років тому

      luigirock96 the crust

  • @jazwareser6690
    @jazwareser6690 4 роки тому +2128

    James: *Plagiriezes*
    Jaiden: *Uno reverse card*

  • @gracen2752
    @gracen2752 5 років тому +174

    “hey can I have a bite of your food” “ sure, just not THAT ONE”

    • @TheGabygael
      @TheGabygael 4 роки тому +3

      Like when I eat a burger or sandwich and the person eats the part where there's the most sauce
      Or even worse, when I share a bag of crisps with my friend and she eats all the most roasted and burnt-ishh parts so that I don't have to "suffer through it" even though they are my favourites TT

    • @gracen2752
      @gracen2752 4 роки тому

      Along the Lane have you ever had someone eat an accidental curly fry in a batch of your regular fries, so upsetting.

  • @bluepumpkincinematics
    @bluepumpkincinematics Рік тому +41

    She ended with the 3 seconds of silence before the fanart section

  • @elenavong5514
    @elenavong5514 5 років тому +2122

    I know how to avoid ending a conversation awkwardly
    Just don't talk to people

  • @ShrimpWaffles
    @ShrimpWaffles 5 років тому +186

    “The Perfect Bite” is probably the weirdest way I have seen a person *EAT*
    - Chicken on Jaiden’s wall

  • @augustusxoxo
    @augustusxoxo 5 років тому +604

    Odd1Out:*makes video about Jaiden*
    Jaiden:*plagarizes video*

  • @rebman1566
    @rebman1566 6 місяців тому +17

    This does so much sense, with the Adhd in minde! I love it!

  • @KichouKix
    @KichouKix 4 роки тому +553

    In the list of how to be an adult:
    Answer texts and phone calls
    Me: No **leaves them on delivered**

  • @jojoh1948
    @jojoh1948 6 років тому +649

    7:16
    Life hack:
    Always tell the person on phone that your phone is on low battery so you can hang up whenever you want without being rude👍

    • @snc9035
      @snc9035 6 років тому +18

      I've done this so many times and now people call me out on it. 😞😞😞

    • @saltysoysauce954
      @saltysoysauce954 6 років тому +10

      @@snc9035 You think that's bad? My phone just randomly restarts mid-call. Makes you look like a big jerk!

    • @mrfantastic1946
      @mrfantastic1946 6 років тому +4

      Essentially trading looking like a jerk with being a jerk.
      Oh and a coward.

    • @mulch7685
      @mulch7685 6 років тому +4

      How to be lonely 101

    • @himesilva
      @himesilva 6 років тому +1

      I just tell everyone that I hate talking on the phone. I only enjoy talking to certain select people who I’m very close to, and who I KNOW will keep the conversation to essentials only. Maybe it’s my ADD but I hate that my ears and hand aren’t free to do stuff while I’m talking. So I get bored *just talking* and that transitions eventually into annoyed

  • @mychannel7756
    @mychannel7756 5 років тому +474

    "Then their little avatar would go
    dnbjid- *squee* "
    -Jaiden 2017

  • @Preppy_Dinosaur69
    @Preppy_Dinosaur69 Рік тому +9

    This video is so relatable. Especially overthinking conversations lol. Love your vids!

  • @milky.orange3508
    @milky.orange3508 3 роки тому +746

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who does the “perfect bite” thing lol

  • @Luchoedge
    @Luchoedge 5 років тому +5417

    The biggest secret in life:
    Adults don't exist.

    • @confusedteen
      @confusedteen 5 років тому +45

      yes

    • @dem5randompeople891
      @dem5randompeople891 5 років тому +41

      They are just simulations. They are non-existent.

    • @warriorxheart
      @warriorxheart 5 років тому +62

      Adults are just kids in adult bodies. (With more experience in life)

    • @frankgiardina9412
      @frankgiardina9412 5 років тому +57

      True. Adults are just kids who got bigger.

    • @ryeguy0508
      @ryeguy0508 5 років тому +29

      They're just giant kids

  • @foxflame0987
    @foxflame0987 3 роки тому +837

    Everyone: So what lamp did you buy?
    Jaiden: I bought a toucan.

  • @monicagodinez9913
    @monicagodinez9913 5 місяців тому +3

    I’ve been watching a lot of jaiden’s videos recently after her adhd video due to interest, and I’m seeing a lot of obvious signs pointing to her recent diagnoses lol, a lot of her personality really makes sense now

  • @babblgamgummi6029
    @babblgamgummi6029 5 років тому +450

    German actually has a word for the best bite that you eat last, "Kaiserhappen“ (emperors bite).

    • @ingaingwerkeks6602
      @ingaingwerkeks6602 5 років тому +26

      Why do we have a word for everything?

    • @dominikmair3291
      @dominikmair3291 5 років тому +20

      @@ingaingwerkeks6602 i don't know ask the guy who invented the word backfpeifengesicht

    • @tornadotayte
      @tornadotayte 5 років тому

      Hahahah...

    • @gamerforlife9988
      @gamerforlife9988 5 років тому

      Beide Wörter noch nie gehört...

    • @Corgimations
      @Corgimations 5 років тому +2

      German has a word for everything.....
      _english needs them too_

  • @daniella6094
    @daniella6094 7 років тому +125

    Jaiden:Put hair on own character and leaves others bald
    James(Odd1sOut):Character is bald and puts hair on other

    • @joshandrews5134
      @joshandrews5134 7 років тому +9

      Kyutie_Fan wow. Just noticed that.

    • @kawaiipanda6850
      @kawaiipanda6850 7 років тому

      Kyutie_Fan James is so selfless

    • @tfn19lel12
      @tfn19lel12 7 років тому

      Kyutie_Fan witch 1 is easier to draw making your the most seen person more complex or every other less seen person complex

  • @st4fru1tzzz
    @st4fru1tzzz 4 роки тому +469

    I've always eaten "The Perfect Bite" way and never thought anyone else did, but now I know I'm not alone lol.

  • @Mr.banana_man6000
    @Mr.banana_man6000 Місяць тому +3

    1:03 Godzilla was hopin around like the city is a big playground

  • @sirbob430
    @sirbob430 5 років тому +733

    Jaiden: If kitchens had a rule it would be EAT
    Child: plays with knives

    • @zachthegamer8964
      @zachthegamer8964 5 років тому +3

      So.... I guess EAT is not the only rule

    • @sillychotu
      @sillychotu 5 років тому +3

      SirBobtube *one pronged fork

    • @sirbob430
      @sirbob430 5 років тому +3

      Sharp one pronged fork

    • @bluebird3448
      @bluebird3448 5 років тому

      I am the 100 like

    • @cypernexus8727
      @cypernexus8727 5 років тому

      SirBobtube you’re suppose to eat the child

  • @matchi457
    @matchi457 4 роки тому +682

    Video: *two years ago*
    People in 2020: this is my domain now

    • @gwynbleidd0
      @gwynbleidd0 4 роки тому +3

      @@esteemedcharacteractressma58 wut... 1 hours ago? Wowwww

    • @shivenaggarwal9503
      @shivenaggarwal9503 4 роки тому +1

      Haha I know. I do the perfect bite

    • @batgh0ul
      @batgh0ul 4 роки тому +1

      UA-cam recommended me this randomly I was confused but I like it :0

    • @batgh0ul
      @batgh0ul 4 роки тому

      @Furry UwU It's 2.
      James' comment was posted not long after the video was published, I think.
      So, 2.

    • @barrickarnold6089
      @barrickarnold6089 4 роки тому

      same

  • @yupp9649
    @yupp9649 6 років тому +217

    As a kid- social and active
    As a teenager- introvert and games
    As an adult- ...... CHILDISH!

    • @annoyedkaren6726
      @annoyedkaren6726 6 років тому +1

      True true true true true true true true true true true TRUE TRUE TRUE TRUE
      Read more

    • @sea_sand
      @sea_sand 6 років тому

      So far this has been the deal with me pfft

    • @isabellabousquet8407
      @isabellabousquet8407 6 років тому

      So me

  • @eyesistorm
    @eyesistorm 11 місяців тому +5

    "People seem to be either really good or terrible at socializing"
    I feel like this is too accurate

  • @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL
    @THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL 4 роки тому +885

    James: I'm on #1
    Jaiden: *WE* are on #1

  • @Melissa-wo1ck
    @Melissa-wo1ck 5 років тому +323

    Me: doing the perfect bite too then getting full and not eating “the perfect bite.”
    Rooster: EAT

  • @thedullestfork5406
    @thedullestfork5406 7 років тому +138

    I also do The Perfect Bite (trademark Jaiden). But it's a bit different where I just save the best part of the meal for last.

  • @Aricita_muak
    @Aricita_muak 6 місяців тому +5

    okay now i know why we both do the perfect bite, now all of it make so much sense

  • @dranplabs6716
    @dranplabs6716 4 роки тому +1681

    the perfect bite tm sounds like a Gordon Ramsay show

  • @phoebea
    @phoebea 3 роки тому +859

    "EAT 🐓" decoration in the kitchen is hilarious to me.

  • @SeculiarSamii
    @SeculiarSamii 6 років тому +532

    I always do the perfect bite but i always start with my least favorite bite to the most perfect one

    • @eggbrgr
      @eggbrgr 6 років тому +4

      Samii Playz same lmao

    • @SeculiarSamii
      @SeculiarSamii 6 років тому +6

      ohno itsAngel im not lonely yay 😂

    • @Breezys
      @Breezys 6 років тому +3

      Same,even before I watched this video

    • @crossplayed
      @crossplayed 6 років тому +2

      I do that...but WITH ONLY CHIPS.

    • @sebastianamador8495
      @sebastianamador8495 6 років тому +1

      me too

  • @kawum6985
    @kawum6985 3 місяці тому +4

    looking back, I'm surprised none of us noticed her diagnosis sooner

  • @wacckkisasian
    @wacckkisasian 5 років тому +686

    I sort of do the “perfect bite” but I just eat the worst the go to the best

  • @MuricaTurkey
    @MuricaTurkey 3 роки тому +936

    My aunt is famous for buying random toys at the store if they "look lonely". 🥺
    Like, once there was this stuffed snowman toy that was all alone because it was obviously forgotten on the shelf months ago by the workers who had cleared out the winter stuff. So she bought it.
    There are many stories like this, except replace snowman toy with a rabbit toy, a pumpkin doll with a happy face, another snowman except this one was obviously the plastic top to a tube of candy that someone had taken apart and eaten in the store. She literally brought it to the check out to buy it, because she didn't want to steal it 😂
    They were like, "Um. Nah. It's cool lady. This is pretty much trash. Here ya go!"
    She was well over 30 when she did all this, btw. 😆 So you're definitely not the only grown up who does stuff like that.

  • @MaTcHuMeN
    @MaTcHuMeN 3 роки тому +742

    Never knew other people do the “Perfect Bite”

  • @emissne
    @emissne Рік тому +9

    I do the Perfect Bite, but my version. There arent any second bests or anything like that, i just eat the Perfect Bite on the last one. I dont care which one i took first, its all about what i eat last.

  • @Bean-mq2rz
    @Bean-mq2rz 4 роки тому +175

    I love that Jame’s plushie was riding Ari.
    3:54
    Good touch Jaiden

  • @Lickama
    @Lickama 7 років тому +300

    who else noticed the slight change in animation
    love you jaiden

    • @QuindariusGooch-s8o
      @QuindariusGooch-s8o 7 років тому +9

      Lickama
      Yeah, me too. It's noticeable in the mouth. And eyes, to a slightly lesser extent. It's also pretty nice and smooth, as usual.

    • @file1378
      @file1378 7 років тому +11

      oH MY HECC YES I DID TOO. The lines just seem thicker, and it's a little looser than it used to be. Still beautiful though, hahahah

    • @Mangizzle
      @Mangizzle 7 років тому

      Yeppers

    • @matthewparcell79
      @matthewparcell79 7 років тому

      Lickama I

    • @わんわん-e9v
      @わんわん-e9v 7 років тому +2

      Lickama I was searching for a comment like this haha

  • @danpjordan59
    @danpjordan59 7 років тому +5587

    My friend started saying bird puns, but then I realized toucan play at that game.

    • @vermilivon
      @vermilivon 7 років тому +91

      Danny Ayyyyyyy 😏👉🏽 (finger guns)

    • @datguy4208
      @datguy4208 7 років тому +180

      Danny Don't let anybody Robin that joke from you.

    • @manasvi6960
      @manasvi6960 7 років тому +64

      What's a bird? I only to the species that is dog. What is this "bird" you are talking about?

    • @franklu6635
      @franklu6635 7 років тому +109

      Danny You were emused, amirite? Hawkward....

    • @virgiln.9058
      @virgiln.9058 7 років тому +7

      Danny gHHHHHAAAAAAHAHAHA X'DDDDDD

  • @EnderMENImpasta
    @EnderMENImpasta Місяць тому +4

    Knowing now that Jaiden is AuDHD ( ADHD and autistic :] )... this hits closer to home than I imangined and now i wanna just waddle in my own self pity that this is what I agreed to so hard core.

  • @swagrangoon
    @swagrangoon 7 років тому +188

    Instead of the rooster going, "COKADOODLEDOOOO" in the morning,
    it says,
    "EAAAAAAAAAAATTTT".

  • @robertajenkins2591
    @robertajenkins2591 6 років тому +405

    Jaiden:LAMP!!!!!!!
    Toucan:No, you want me!
    Jaiden: YOU’RE RIGHT!!!!!!

  • @andrewsrandoms898
    @andrewsrandoms898 4 роки тому +616

    Here's a life hack,when someone calls you just say "Hey,my phone's about to die",you can end it anytime lol.

    • @kakashihatake8630
      @kakashihatake8630 3 роки тому +10

      Yea 😂
      My IPad is about to die

    • @joiechristie-ward6683
      @joiechristie-ward6683 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah but then I don’t want to be rude and say it in the middle of them talking thus interrupting them and the it turns awkward which was what I was trying to avoid in the first place... so yeah🙃

    • @mollymoo372
      @mollymoo372 3 роки тому +7

      I did something the other day on a FaceTime where I just slam the mute button over and over again as fast as I can so it sounds like I’m glitching then hang up.

    • @Beastintheomlet
      @Beastintheomlet 3 роки тому +6

      Can confirm this works, but if you do it every time you WILL start to receive phone chargers every Christmas... 3 years running, all from different people.

    • @HECKproductions
      @HECKproductions 3 роки тому +2

      instructions unclear; tried it on landline; died

  • @Bill_W_Cipher
    @Bill_W_Cipher Рік тому +2

    7:00 My goodness! What an idea! Why didn't I think of that?

  • @notBrie
    @notBrie 3 роки тому +1245

    The "Eat" rooster is like a more based version of those "Live, Love, Laugh" signs.

    • @Oxev28
      @Oxev28 2 роки тому +2

      @@bonbonpony tf was that

    • @bonbonpony
      @bonbonpony 2 роки тому +10

      @@Oxev28 A piece of humour that you most likely didn't get.

    • @aspenwashere
      @aspenwashere 2 роки тому +2

      i have never read something so true in a youtube comment section

    • @flwer4199
      @flwer4199 2 роки тому +1

      @@BobAndTheKidz you didn’t really need to bring that up

    • @BobAndTheKidz
      @BobAndTheKidz 2 роки тому +2

      @@flwer4199 Yes my apologies, that comment was in very poor taste, I will remove it best regards, Jennifer.

  • @chosenmaple99
    @chosenmaple99 4 роки тому +522

    The EAT sign must be like: *Hello there human creature. You are now in the room of making food, and the consumption of said food, or is what as known as to you, a, “kitchen”. When finished preparing the food in said kitchen, I shall say the phrase, “EAT.”*

    • @oferzilberman5049
      @oferzilberman5049 4 роки тому +5

      Is this an SCP or something?

    • @oferzilberman5049
      @oferzilberman5049 4 роки тому +2

      @Fiona Blankestijn I know, But the description he gave that rooster sign sounds like the description of an SCP if you ask me

    • @oferzilberman5049
      @oferzilberman5049 4 роки тому

      @Fiona Blankestijn K

    • @izzy1846
      @izzy1846 4 роки тому +3

      U MUST FOLLOW MY RULES HOOMAN

    • @foxluck3408
      @foxluck3408 4 роки тому +1

      Funny thing is, you make food in a kitchen. but you eat it in a dining room... Unless you're impatient like me •v•

  • @brianheiser8358
    @brianheiser8358 6 років тому +345

    I do perfect bite too! But instead I do the worst bite first and the best bite last.

  • @nosrin1988
    @nosrin1988 3 місяці тому +1

    I think the perfect bite thing is more common than you'd think. It's a reason I'd rather eat all the broken chips first, or save the middle of the cream pie for last. or eat my crust first.

  • @Lunam_D._Roger
    @Lunam_D._Roger 5 років тому +1203

    There are no such thing as adults, only children in denial.

  • @Ulturism
    @Ulturism 2 роки тому +620

    I found Jaiden because of her Pokemon Nuzlockes. Her gaming videos caught my attention. Then I just started watching her honest, random videos and I have to say that these caught my heart. So much honesty, no awfully read scripts, and the best outtros. Thank you for being so weird, its way better than "normal", pretence-obsessed politeness. Can't thank you enough for these, and truly hope that I get to say thank you in person face to face one day at a Con or something :)

    • @animelover3879
      @animelover3879 2 роки тому +7

      i started playing pokemon after her nuzlocke because I only watched the anime and my first game was ruby and my team was weird what was your first game

    • @christophera4527
      @christophera4527 2 роки тому +2

      I satrted watching years ago. Her nuzlocke videos made me want to start my own lol

    • @baxieblur-turnip
      @baxieblur-turnip 2 роки тому

      Why do I 100% relate to this

    • @TNewbeginRealty
      @TNewbeginRealty 2 роки тому

      @@baxieblur-turnip same

  • @Lucstar07
    @Lucstar07 4 роки тому +970

    "Some of the requirements to being an adult are: don't be a jerk,"
    Karens: *i'm gonna pretend i didn't see that*

    • @joaquincamacho7619
      @joaquincamacho7619 4 роки тому +6

      Gun them down

    • @summersutbags
      @summersutbags 4 роки тому +3

      Love how at least 27 people have watched this video and read the comments on this video in two days lmao

    • @oscargutierrez2125
      @oscargutierrez2125 4 роки тому +2

      How ya doin?

    • @Sam-tx4jz
      @Sam-tx4jz 4 роки тому +2

      @@oscargutierrez2125 yes

    • @DTorto
      @DTorto 4 роки тому +8

      Karens don't go under the adult section, nor the children category. They go under the idiot subspecies

  • @PixelatedCringeXD
    @PixelatedCringeXD 9 місяців тому +4

    “And the character would go”
    *Hesitation*
    “SQEE”

  • @junnyballoony6609
    @junnyballoony6609 7 років тому +14180

    James plagiarized Jaidens videos:
    #1 on trending
    Jaiden plagiarized James' video:
    #4 on trending
    NOT GOOD ENOUGH

    • @naviab
      @naviab 7 років тому +75

      Junny Balloony #3

    • @mathewsmith2281
      @mathewsmith2281 7 років тому +89

      Junny Balloony number 3 now...
      CAN WE HIT 1 TRILLION LIKES!?!

    • @badasstoad9419
      @badasstoad9419 7 років тому +28

      Junny Balloony
      *MADA MADA!*

    • @penguinprotest521
      @penguinprotest521 7 років тому +92

      #1 on trending

    • @Flaca84jm
      @Flaca84jm 7 років тому +14

      Junny Balloony I think it deserves to be top vid!

  • @sugerwolfiestudios3672
    @sugerwolfiestudios3672 4 роки тому +406

    My family thinks I’m weird because I do “ the perfect bite” with like all my food especially pizza.

    • @khadeeja1228
      @khadeeja1228 4 роки тому +4

      I peel off the skin of my pizza to make it last longer I love pizza

    • @crystal_ckies1835
      @crystal_ckies1835 4 роки тому +1

      You and me both.....

    • @Kaliko.s
      @Kaliko.s 4 роки тому +4

      SAMEEEEEEEEEEEE, PERFECT BITE FOR THE WINNNNNNNNNN

    • @MisterErmist
      @MisterErmist 4 роки тому

      I hate pizza

    • @whyarenohandlesavailible
      @whyarenohandlesavailible 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah i do the perfect bite thing too.......
      but im a kid

  • @wdf_skar
    @wdf_skar 4 роки тому +209

    “Check your ego. Check it wasn’t high to begin with” that did some splash damage

  • @easypake4012
    @easypake4012 6 місяців тому +2

    I only implement the perfect bite after I've eaten most of the meal. For the most part just go to chow town. But once you're running out of options you gotta make sure you end on a high note

  • @pidgeoninnit
    @pidgeoninnit 5 років тому +253

    I love that Jaiden has to trademark “The Perfect Bite”

  • @dragoncat8217
    @dragoncat8217 5 років тому +401

    I take the worst bite first and work my way up.

    • @Hello-kf4fv
      @Hello-kf4fv 5 років тому +9

      I eat from wherever and just eat it

    • @cindyvillacorta6638
      @cindyvillacorta6638 5 років тому +4

      Me too!

    • @sunc3546
      @sunc3546 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @averysavory7409
      @averysavory7409 5 років тому +4

      Fish _ you’re weird

    • @averysavory7409
      @averysavory7409 5 років тому +5

      same like with chips I find the shortest chip first and eat that...then the second smallest...then the 3rd smallest ect.

  • @Dankyjabo
    @Dankyjabo 7 років тому +851

    ... I enjoy these way too much

  • @lionrence
    @lionrence 6 місяців тому +6

    It's actually shocking how long it took for you to be diagnosed as neurodivergent 😂

  • @ravinaashetty
    @ravinaashetty 5 років тому +282

    Jaiden:I wonder if I could copyright it
    UA-cam: well if you insist jaiden
    Jaiden: what the fish frick

  • @Btm10000
    @Btm10000 7 років тому +200

    So I'm not the only one doing that Perfect Bite™© thing ?
    I don't feel alone anymore...

    • @Aissutphin
      @Aissutphin 7 років тому +1

      I do it too!!!

    • @clolspike
      @clolspike 7 років тому +1

      Btm10 i do it too! I also pick apart my food like crazy, i will literally unwrap a burrito just to eat it separately lol.

    • @alyssa4009
      @alyssa4009 7 років тому

      Btm10 lmao I know right XDD

    • @sparecoochie8074
      @sparecoochie8074 7 років тому

      Btm10 finally

    • @anastasiavorobieva1586
      @anastasiavorobieva1586 7 років тому

      Btm10 I do it too

  • @Irikoanimates
    @Irikoanimates 3 роки тому +273

    3:54 the fact that she gave her candle googly eyes is hilarious

  • @williamanddaniel3249
    @williamanddaniel3249 Рік тому +2

    Bro it feels so good to know that someone else sort of tidies the bite thing. Each time I have a meal that’s like, rice and noodles with shrimp, I will make sure that I have enough noodles left to get as many combined bites of rice, noodle and shrimp/ meat as possible. It tastes like actual heaven ngl.😊

  • @ZaimAnimations
    @ZaimAnimations 7 років тому +3907

    0:50 "Check your ego...CHECK. It wasn't high to begin with."
    HAHA SAME

    • @idkstilldont1570
      @idkstilldont1570 7 років тому +8

      Zaim Animations I love your animations!

    • @Exoryn
      @Exoryn 7 років тому +5

      Zaim Animations
      same man lol

    • @wakawaka7787
      @wakawaka7787 7 років тому +4

      Zaim Animations agreement

    • @dg-im5jo
      @dg-im5jo 7 років тому +3

      When is your next vid coming

    • @notaku2813
      @notaku2813 7 років тому +4

      Zaim Animations what's an ego