Were You Attractive In Ancient Greece? | Ancient Greek Beauty Standards

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  • Beauty standards have always been a hot topic, so how would you fare if you were transported back in time to Ancient Greece? How different were the standards back then and are there any parallels to today's society?
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  • @oddlyjay
    @oddlyjay Рік тому +151507

    I'm not muscular
    I'm not handsome
    But boy am I civilized

    • @pas-giaw6055
      @pas-giaw6055 Рік тому +2780

      Same

    • @Buffaloguy01
      @Buffaloguy01 Рік тому +2123

      Indeed.

    • @Buffaloguy01
      @Buffaloguy01 Рік тому +15

      @@arnoldj.samson5795 the only people who say that are the uncivilized and glutinous.

    • @Buffaloguy01
      @Buffaloguy01 Рік тому +3

      @@arnoldj.samson5795 all three of us are civilized, whereas you are not for having an anaconda betwixt thy legs.

    • @cromulom2223
      @cromulom2223 Рік тому +1

      ​@@arnoldj.samson5795 people who say their penis is large are lying

  • @boones917
    @boones917 Рік тому +78060

    "its not small, it's civil"

  • @castertr0y357
    @castertr0y357 2 місяці тому +6467

    Gives a whole new meaning to, "An elegant weapon for a more civilized age."

    • @HenryBenedictUSA
      @HenryBenedictUSA 2 місяці тому +76

      “So uncivilized”

    • @numinous2506
      @numinous2506 2 місяці тому +24

      Boo no more star wars references
      No matter how ill fitting and small it is and bent a little

    • @ArisEmriis
      @ArisEmriis 2 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂 thank you 👍🏼

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 2 місяці тому +3

      🫢👌☠️

    • @Bear-hu3rp
      @Bear-hu3rp 2 місяці тому +6

      Hello There

  • @alleghenyadventures8561
    @alleghenyadventures8561 2 місяці тому +3171

    Her "I'm into bad boys"
    Him *sighs in ancient Greek*

    • @TomaHawkBobXIII
      @TomaHawkBobXIII 2 місяці тому +15

      😂

    • @jonintrovertedpotato3866
      @jonintrovertedpotato3866 2 місяці тому +43

      I have a strong temperament, so I aspire to be responsible, mature, stable and reliable. I don't get why people want to be bad, maybe when young? But when we are immature we should aspire to be better than this.

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games 2 місяці тому +21

      ​@@jonintrovertedpotato3866 spoken like a true Greek philosopher

    • @BarbieDreamDungeon
      @BarbieDreamDungeon 2 місяці тому +35

      ​@jonintrovertedpotato3866 When women say that like "bad boys" they actually mean rebellious, spontaneous, and cool. Not actually a bad person, just someone who doesn't conform. They're actually saying that they want adventure from the norm

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 2 місяці тому +19

      ​@@BarbieDreamDungeon
      Her: I only like bad boys
      Him: *shoots random baby*
      Her: 😍

  • @arkanoshsecroman8404
    @arkanoshsecroman8404 Рік тому +33238

    “Babe, it’s okay, the big ones are barbarous”

    • @Appropath
      @Appropath Рік тому +332

      Reminds me of that ghost meme

    • @Appropath
      @Appropath Рік тому

      Found it ua-cam.com/users/shortsajN3y8KN6W4?feature=share

    • @inesjofremartins867
      @inesjofremartins867 Рік тому +455

      If you think about it, in monkeys at least, a big one might be a disadvantage when fighting

    • @dud3655
      @dud3655 Рік тому

      ​@@inesjofremartins867 Yeah but those are retractable, I'm pretty sure we're one of the only primates with parts "always on display", but our erections are def the biggest out of all apes. I'm guessing they thought a man with a small penis wouldn't think about fucking all the time and would much rather educate himself, but idk if libido is really tied to the size of your noodle...

    • @asherdayne6157
      @asherdayne6157 Рік тому

      ​@@inesjofremartins867 😂ur right. chimps straight up try to bite off eachothers genitals

  • @da_king_shark1196
    @da_king_shark1196 Рік тому +25796

    Red hair, blue eyes, if they knew what Ireland was they’d be in heaven

    • @peterroberts7684
      @peterroberts7684 11 місяців тому +689

      Many Greeks have Celtic ancestry, Alexander of Macedon and the Son of Achilles Pyrrus both had red hair..

    • @OKay-ox3kh
      @OKay-ox3kh 11 місяців тому +1680

      @@peterroberts7684lol no they didn’t. For one Red hair isn’t exclusive to Celtic people at all secondly red hair among SOME Greeks was probably a result of having indo-European ancestry. Also red hair wasn’t as common in celts as people make it out to be. Red hair among Irish people was mostly a result of Vikings intermixing with the native Irish population and over the course of a thousand years red hair was made more prevalent due to selective breeding because it was seen as attractive.

    • @strickenrod2681
      @strickenrod2681 10 місяців тому

      the people above me are both false.

    • @OKay-ox3kh
      @OKay-ox3kh 10 місяців тому +147

      @@jaaack848 do you not know how to read? Red hair was exclusively Celtic nor was it as prominent in Celtic populations as you think. Red hair is found among all indo eurpean speaking people to some capacity. Red hair in Greece has nothing to do with Celtic population s it has to do with the Indo European connection.

    • @Seraphiel29
      @Seraphiel29 10 місяців тому

      Irish women make me act unwise.

  • @km11playerxd64
    @km11playerxd64 2 місяці тому +949

    "even pouches of fat" killed me 😂

    • @tracimetcalf3374
      @tracimetcalf3374 2 місяці тому +98

      My pouches of fat are symmetrical

    • @theaveragegamer108
      @theaveragegamer108 2 місяці тому +2

      ???

    • @km11playerxd64
      @km11playerxd64 2 місяці тому +42

      @@theaveragegamer108 meaning the only zones on the woman that are usually seen as fatty: Hips, the upper pouches and the lower ones

    • @ShakirahIbaad
      @ShakirahIbaad 2 місяці тому +2

      @@tracimetcalf3374 😂 💀 Good for you! 😂

    • @user-gh4ow6mu5k
      @user-gh4ow6mu5k 2 місяці тому +24

      It's something it was like that. After that people went to believing they had to be like a 70s supermodel on a lettuce diet,to looking upt to entertainers like Lizzo.

  • @Gingerbreadwastaken
    @Gingerbreadwastaken 2 місяці тому +856

    He got that civilized rizz

  • @justinspitzer6966
    @justinspitzer6966 Рік тому +15062

    Whoever pulled off that gaslight and convinced all the Greeks that his millimeter defeater was a sign of genius is a legend

    • @Almost_Awesome
      @Almost_Awesome 11 місяців тому +944

      It was me, Barry

    • @logeyperogi1805
      @logeyperogi1805 10 місяців тому +1105

      MILLIMETER DEFEATER 😂

    • @atharva-naik
      @atharva-naik 9 місяців тому +194

      *civility

    • @drpigglesnuudelworte5209
      @drpigglesnuudelworte5209 8 місяців тому +265

      @@atharva-naikin Ancient Greece intellect was associated with civility

    • @GreekPatata
      @GreekPatata 7 місяців тому +72

      as a greek i am dying rolling on the floor hahahah XD

  • @teejsoon
    @teejsoon Рік тому +42891

    guys I'm so pure. just ignore my internet search history.

    • @joshishere96
      @joshishere96 Рік тому +671

      Innie wiener boi

    • @s_shaleh
      @s_shaleh Рік тому +127

      Hahahah

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 Рік тому +787

      You're both pure, and civil, while I'm over here being judged as some gluttonous barbarian.

    • @work90
      @work90 Рік тому +296

      ​@@augustuscaesar8287 bit ironic then give your name

    • @augustuscaesar8287
      @augustuscaesar8287 Рік тому +90

      @@work90 You'd have had to have watched the video.

  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 2 місяці тому +183

    “To the ancient Greeks, beauty was very importa-“
    Zeus: “WELP, HOLES ARE HOLES!”

    • @rosiebaybie6245
      @rosiebaybie6245 Місяць тому +14

      I know, right! Weren’t all the male gods like that? The only one who showed some restraint was Hades!

    • @DanteLovesSadisticPeople
      @DanteLovesSadisticPeople Місяць тому +5

      "If There isn't a hole then I'll just make one!"

    • @OperationMindstorm
      @OperationMindstorm 29 днів тому +2

      @@DanteLovesSadisticPeople AYO WHAT!"?!
      fax do, its not ghay if his cheeks were in the way

    • @SouthernRebels94
      @SouthernRebels94 21 день тому +1

      The Greeks where upcess with beauty the Greeks had to build statues of their gods to look beautiful and they had to build their civilization to mimic beauty. But no matter what European nation you would visit with in the ancient world was upcess with beauty in one or another.

    • @sukhoilauncher9925
      @sukhoilauncher9925 9 днів тому +1

      ​@@SouthernRebels94most literate southerner (bro can't even spell 'obsessed' 😭)

  • @prenomnom2812
    @prenomnom2812 2 місяці тому +103

    Yes, in Ancient Greece, being beautiful was associated with being a good person. There was even a saying about that: being "καλὸς κἀγαθός" (kalos kagathos / kalos kai agathos) meant being "beautiful and virtuous".
    _Kalos = beautiful,_ like in calli-graphy (beautiful-writing)
    _Kai = and_
    _Agathos = good, virtuous,_ like in the surname "Agatha"

    • @fismail4330
      @fismail4330 2 місяці тому +1

      thats why pokemon called it the kalos region but it was frenc?

    • @prenomnom2812
      @prenomnom2812 2 місяці тому +8

      @@fismail4330as a Frenchman, "kalos" is not a French word. (By the way, you can tell it easily as there's only a handful of French words that contain the letter K. The letter K is almost absent from French.)
      However, maybe Pokemon creators named this region "Kalos" because they thought it was beautiful? Even though the region is based off France and not Greece, it still makes sense to use a Greek etymology as Greek is a prestige language which is looked up to in all western cultures (as well as Latin). Loads of sustained and literary words derive from Greek etymologies in French (and generally in European languages). So yeah, even though it's France, using somme Greek roots is not absurd.
      Edit: _"According to Junichi Masuda, Kalos's name is derived from the Greek word κάλλος kállos, meaning beauty."_ Source: Bulbapedia.

    • @gabrielv.4358
      @gabrielv.4358 2 місяці тому +2

      I am so beautiful noone wants me

    • @antonioscendrategattico2302
      @antonioscendrategattico2302 2 місяці тому +1

      @@fismail4330 Because the whole plot of the game (if you can call it that) revolves around beauty so they picked a word for it that isn't super known and could pass off as a proper noun, while also sounding kinda mysterious and important.

    • @JordanClymer-fh3pf
      @JordanClymer-fh3pf Місяць тому

      The body/mind/spirit connection their philosophers spoke of. I think it has merit to a point. If you are healthy, you're going to be pretty attractive. Health also effects hormone balance and clarity of thought. To maintain health also requires discipline. Working out does wonders for one's overall well being, not just making them stronger/faster/etc.

  • @Mr.Pancake-7092
    @Mr.Pancake-7092 2 місяці тому +15558

    Her: “oh. It’s… uh… sophisticated?”

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE 2 місяці тому

      E‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎

    • @augustsanchezdunn628
      @augustsanchezdunn628 2 місяці тому +201

      I guess I am very sophisticated

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 2 місяці тому +33

      him*

    • @BLOOD_AND_INK
      @BLOOD_AND_INK 2 місяці тому +90

      @@elcalabozodelandroide2 don’t think you got the joke

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 2 місяці тому

      @@BLOOD_AND_INK i dont think you understand who greeks use to show their d at

  • @bababoowie3323
    @bababoowie3323 Рік тому +24376

    "Girl... he is so pure and civilized... that i can't even feel it"

    • @weirdlyalive1579
      @weirdlyalive1579 Рік тому +535

      Underrated comment

    • @lilpimpsmama7266
      @lilpimpsmama7266 Рік тому +492

      The way I hollered….😂😂😂

    • @Li_Tobler
      @Li_Tobler Рік тому +458

      Some pelvic floor exercises might slightly help against the bucket 👌🏻

    • @bleachwolf6936
      @bleachwolf6936 Рік тому +89

      @@Li_Tobler LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @Wallflowerz3356
      @Wallflowerz3356 Рік тому +224

      @@Li_Toblerif you’re 4” just say so bro. 🤷🏼‍♀️ women shouldn’t need to maintain an exercise regime in our pelvis to feel something from your micro wee. 😂

  • @patriciusvonkempen9810
    @patriciusvonkempen9810 2 місяці тому +93

    Also note thst Aphrodite was pretty medium in body fat, not super thin but also not fat. Just so much she would likely be peak fertility (yes that correlates with a certain level of body fat in women)

    • @VladmirPoopN
      @VladmirPoopN 2 місяці тому +23

      It's a little annoying to see some comments from women obviously struggling with their weight - celebrating Aphrodite as being overweight.
      Women with 'some' extra fat would have been found to be "more attractive" because it would indicate status and health: You've got enough money to eat well and not be wasting away from malnutrition....
      It's not some kind of "skin deep" beauty standard that completely surpasses superficiality.
      .....
      Thanks for reading my lengthy, and possibly a tad judgy, comment lol 👍

    • @kalajari1749
      @kalajari1749 2 місяці тому

      ​@@VladmirPoopNFacts. All these females trying to have their fat bodies validated lol

    • @JordanClymer-fh3pf
      @JordanClymer-fh3pf Місяць тому +4

      @@VladmirPoopN I for one like a little meat on the bones, even superficially. I think a surprising amount of other guys do too. Women are supposed to have curves and a bit of fat helps 'flesh' that out nicely. Again, we're not talking obesity.

  • @gillibean.1075
    @gillibean.1075 2 місяці тому +33

    My sister would have been considered a goddess then. She has red hair, blue eyes and is curvy with VERY fair skin.

    • @alboud
      @alboud 2 місяці тому +10

      She isn't already?

  • @ZootyTooter
    @ZootyTooter Рік тому +8489

    Court: You have a mountain of evidence against you, what do you have to say for yourself?
    Greek Chad: pulls pants down

    • @bernard3303
      @bernard3303 Рік тому +475

      UwU so nice and civilized

    • @robertlombardo8437
      @robertlombardo8437 Рік тому +488

      Well they DO call it "testi-fying" for a reason.
      Not even joking. Look it up.

    • @bernard3303
      @bernard3303 Рік тому

      I looked it up and holy fuck lmao😂😂
      "In ancient Rome, two men taking an oath of allegiance held each other's testicles, and men held their own testicles as a sign of truthfulness while bearing witness in a public forum. The Romans found a word to describe this practice but didn't invent the practice itself. Other primates had already been doing this for millions of years. Two male baboons who cooperate with each other by forming aggressive alliances against other baboons frequently fondle each other's genitalia. This behavior has nothing to do with sex but it's a social ritual that primatologists call a "greeting." "

    • @apollo5063
      @apollo5063 Рік тому +88

      @@robertlombardo8437 Looked it up not true

    • @kipengumpweto2822
      @kipengumpweto2822 Рік тому +211

      ​@@apollo5063that is true, but both testificari (which is to testify in english) and testiculus (which is testicles in english) derived from the Latin word testis (which is a witness in english). Theodore technically testify is the related to testicles.

  • @mpc_bismarck
    @mpc_bismarck Рік тому +8748

    Girl: “do you like that guy?”
    Other girl: “I don’t know, he’s too civilized”

  • @bearingcee
    @bearingcee 2 місяці тому +13

    Being beautiful gets you lots of perks.

  • @badeggontheyoutube145
    @badeggontheyoutube145 2 місяці тому +4

    as a curvy redhead, I'm flattered

  • @produstef
    @produstef Рік тому +14515

    Actually, the genius of Homer is that he NEVER describes Helen. She is the pinnacle of female beauty and by not being described at all, any reader depicts her in their mind as their perceived 10/10.

    • @Mr._Anonymous342
      @Mr._Anonymous342 Рік тому +1143

      big booba, ginger with toned muscles?

    • @davidedevincentis5444
      @davidedevincentis5444 Рік тому +463

      ​@@Mr._Anonymous342 Yeah, pretty much

    • @literallyreal8938
      @literallyreal8938 Рік тому +667

      Yeah the description he’s getting at came later in history actually 👍, I think it’s around Socrates and Aristotle tho, not Pythagoras

    • @nat0106951
      @nat0106951 Рік тому

      @@Mr._Anonymous342 not everyone likes big boobs honestly. perfect size for me is C cup. with very fined delicate feminine curvy hourglass body.

    • @pitmezzari2873
      @pitmezzari2873 Рік тому +97

      Still a somewhat tall redhead then.

  • @nickdowney9003
    @nickdowney9003 Рік тому +15001

    Fun fact: Pythagoras was also scared of beans because he thought they contained the souls of the dead.

    • @strickenrod2681
      @strickenrod2681 10 місяців тому +1120

      can't judge them, tomatoes seem evil as fuck.

    • @Keepcalmandcupcakes
      @Keepcalmandcupcakes 10 місяців тому +795

      Would that mean the reason beans cause flatulence is because the spirits want to escape? 🗿

    • @TheWatcher802
      @TheWatcher802 10 місяців тому +298

      Fava beans to be specific, and it is thought he might have had G6PD deficiency, a condition common in Greece, in which people who eat certain foods (like favas) can get anemia or jaundice.

    • @GuitarTunings33
      @GuitarTunings33 10 місяців тому +91

      Magical fruit, once consumed foul souls are expelled.

    • @shivkumar0810
      @shivkumar0810 9 місяців тому +24

      ​@@strickenrod2681ever seen your own pfp??

  • @_TheIntrovertedArtist_
    @_TheIntrovertedArtist_ 2 місяці тому +3

    Okay, knowing that about Aphrodite made me feel better about myself.

  • @SuniSmiles
    @SuniSmiles 2 місяці тому +3

    As a girl who is kind of curvy yet chubby, I need to go back in time man

  • @pc_suffering6941
    @pc_suffering6941 2 місяці тому +14725

    "if you were good looking, you were probably a good person"
    Glad too see human views on that haven't changed

    • @cantinoch9579
      @cantinoch9579 2 місяці тому +344

      Sadly a lot of people in my life make this seem true.

    • @fauzanaziz6365
      @fauzanaziz6365 2 місяці тому +74

      ​​@@cantinoch9579well doesn't that sounds like a blast...

    • @TheZombinator1
      @TheZombinator1 2 місяці тому

      Its kinda true tho in general, ugly people have a higher chance to have something wrong with them mentally as well.

    • @yoboimichproductionsinc.2948
      @yoboimichproductionsinc.2948 2 місяці тому +178

      My guess is that beautiful people are happier in comparison so it can affect how they behave. Though many ugly friends of mine are fantastic human beings

    • @MOE13576
      @MOE13576 2 місяці тому +137

      ​@@yoboimichproductionsinc.2948YOU on the other hand are apparently NOT a fantastic human being 😂

  • @johnjohnfofohniam
    @johnjohnfofohniam Рік тому +7070

    Girlfriend: "You ready?"
    Boyfriend: "Sorry babe, I'm feeling kinda civilized."

  • @sarahalderman3126
    @sarahalderman3126 2 місяці тому +4

    Damn... too bad I wasn't born back then!😂 Being blessed with long wavy strawberry blonde highlights/auburn undertones, blue eyes, and a voluptuous figure wasn't exactly highly desirable back in the late 90's early 2000's when I was young. Thankfully my husband appreciated(s) it now. Funny how things change❤

  • @watovit
    @watovit 27 днів тому +2

    So postpartum, I'm greek hot! Yay! I feel better now lol

  • @seanconnolly5968
    @seanconnolly5968 Рік тому +3907

    This is the most civilized comments section I have ever seen.

    • @water1374
      @water1374 Рік тому +83

      The fact that your name doesn't rhyme with bean is stone age tier barbarism.

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 Рік тому +13

      ​@@water1374💀😭

    • @90skidcultist
      @90skidcultist 10 місяців тому +13

      I’m “uncivil”.

    • @avalonjustin
      @avalonjustin 7 місяців тому

      Watch yo mouth, I'm as uncivil as they come.

    • @TbV-st8ef
      @TbV-st8ef 4 місяці тому +6

      ​@@90skidcultistI literally have long red hair and blue eyes and yet the guys at my school say I'm a 5/10 at best 💀

  • @user-nz2oq6xk3h
    @user-nz2oq6xk3h 2 місяці тому +1658

    Civil in the streets
    Barbaric in the sheets

  • @Ikeabedroomset
    @Ikeabedroomset 2 місяці тому +9

    Curvaceous queen right here !!

  • @sudhajashu3286
    @sudhajashu3286 2 місяці тому +2

    Where my civilised brethren at 🗿

  • @jonharrison3114
    @jonharrison3114 Рік тому +2070

    Imagine you try to roast Pythagoras and he hits you with the golden ratio

  • @thegodofthegods1084
    @thegodofthegods1084 Рік тому +2825

    “Babe I lied.
    I’ve been civilized this whole time.”

    • @Fazimusalt1
      @Fazimusalt1 3 місяці тому +34

      Plot twist she's likes her men civilized

    • @windbuster
      @windbuster 3 місяці тому +10

      @@Fazimusalt1haha I wish…

    • @Fazimusalt1
      @Fazimusalt1 3 місяці тому +21

      @@windbuster I assure you that no matter what it is, there's at least one person in the world who's sexually attracted to it. You just have to find them

    • @letsgetitback
      @letsgetitback 2 місяці тому

      Don't take my civilization away

    • @mobarakjama5570
      @mobarakjama5570 2 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @rodgeers7347
    @rodgeers7347 2 місяці тому +18

    Damn, even in Ancient Greece they were trying to come up with ways to say "It's not small."

  • @azathoththe3rd
    @azathoththe3rd Місяць тому +1

    That male greek statue looks like he's doing the Shaggy "are you challenging me" meme

  • @WeebooMeeboo
    @WeebooMeeboo 8 місяців тому +4101

    "If you were good looking, you were probably a good person"
    Meanwhile Aphrodite: **punishes women who are more beautiful than her**

    • @kendraspangler186
      @kendraspangler186 2 місяці тому +261

      Jokes aside, Greek gods and goddesses had their own rules from Greek civilians. This is especially notable in the goddesses, a shining example being Athena. Ancient Athens was arguably one of the most misogynistic societies to date, but the goddess representing war and the military was very intentionally female because she's a goddess, and a female God was on a whole different level than a female human.

    • @muffinmuffin8946
      @muffinmuffin8946 2 місяці тому +63

      I am not gonna defend Aphrodite, I have nothing to defend her with

    • @PhantomGato-v-
      @PhantomGato-v- 2 місяці тому

      The same woman who drugged like 6 women to help her son found Rome, folks.

    • @dylanmorgan5589
      @dylanmorgan5589 2 місяці тому +6

      So technically true.

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam 2 місяці тому +10

      I have red hair and blue/green eyes, but my face is a little crooked so I think I’d be safe lol

  • @JellyAntz
    @JellyAntz Рік тому +6529

    When Obi Wan said “So uncivilized,” it was actually a compliment… 💀🗿👌

    • @internationalspacestation7471
      @internationalspacestation7471 Рік тому +187

      The biggest blaster of them all

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 Рік тому +110

      It would make sense that the large phallic lightsaber is just compensating for their civility.

    • @adachi3984
      @adachi3984 Рік тому +2

      "there's always a bigger dick"

    • @FlashQuatsch
      @FlashQuatsch Рік тому +7

      AYO

    • @JellyAntz
      @JellyAntz Рік тому +5

      @@Barquevious_Jackson the emoji itself is too vague and fun for that use 🗿 and it’s barely used for that now, it’s ironic ig 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @tombaily29
    @tombaily29 2 місяці тому +8

    Always wondered how the micropenis gene didn't die out from selection.

    • @IdanGhengis
      @IdanGhengis 2 місяці тому

      Yeah micropenis for an species that focuses on sex as commodity and luxury is kinda unexpected

  • @rotarysystem
    @rotarysystem 2 місяці тому +28

    I'm so glad that people acknowledge that Aphrodite was chubby because they thought it was beautiful back then- I helped myself out of an awful ED when I found out that she was curvy and the goddess of beauty, it gave me a reason to embrace my body and take better care of it!

    • @user_7934
      @user_7934 2 місяці тому

      You better go for a walk and loose some weight. Guys might like you for who you are but your heart won't. Heart attack is one of the biggest cause of death.

    • @Nyctophora
      @Nyctophora 2 місяці тому +5

      Good for you, and congratulations!

    • @caIyps0
      @caIyps0 Місяць тому +2

      i'm so happy to hear that! congratulations❤

    • @JordanClymer-fh3pf
      @JordanClymer-fh3pf Місяць тому

      Finding out Aphrodite was curvy helped you with erectile dysfunction? Seriously, most guys don't want a bean pole and I don't know why that has been popularized by models. Most guys like a bit of curve and meat on the bone. Just be healthy, whatever your healthy body is.

    • @unpatriotaitaliano
      @unpatriotaitaliano 18 днів тому

      I love curvy girls, they are beautiful 😍

  • @josephinefogg6542
    @josephinefogg6542 Рік тому +2079

    Alt title: Would you have been safe from Zeus

    • @idiotwithopinions581
      @idiotwithopinions581 5 місяців тому +362

      Trick question. Nobody is safe from Zeus.

    • @theboy2721
      @theboy2721 5 місяців тому

      ​@@idiotwithopinions581 in bed.

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 5 місяців тому

      @@idiotwithopinions581 didn't he fuck an animal once?

    • @MrSandman_0981
      @MrSandman_0981 4 місяці тому +21

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-mk2ss6py3i
      @user-mk2ss6py3i 3 місяці тому

      I don't like big tits tbh

  • @bloodybunzz7695
    @bloodybunzz7695 2 місяці тому +2

    red hair, blue eyes, and pudgy? bro they would've loved me 😭😭😭 this complerely boosted my confidence

  • @austinvanwormer5102
    @austinvanwormer5102 2 місяці тому +4

    This really helps all the men out there, we're truly civilized men

  • @Adam-lz7sr
    @Adam-lz7sr 2 місяці тому +4935

    Turns out I’m extremely civilized

    • @octoling7
      @octoling7 2 місяці тому +25

      Turns out I'm more barberic then i thought (I'm 13 help)

    • @sparagmos4748
      @sparagmos4748 2 місяці тому +13

      And pure, don't forget pure!

    • @Adam-lz7sr
      @Adam-lz7sr 2 місяці тому +6

      @@octoling7 😭

    • @druid3694
      @druid3694 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@octoling7Wanna cut my hair?

    • @Upper_echelon_exotics
      @Upper_echelon_exotics 2 місяці тому

      I came to the comments to find these...you guessed it comments 😅

  • @ConnerV
    @ConnerV Рік тому +6385

    He probably has a really nice personality since he’s so civil and pure☺️🥹🥺

  • @TheDevilsAccountant
    @TheDevilsAccountant 2 місяці тому +5

    I can't believe that in Ancient Greece, I would have been considered greedy.

  • @Kully17
    @Kully17 Місяць тому +3

    Take me back to ancient Greece 😩

  • @calebdume582
    @calebdume582 Рік тому +7305

    As a ginger with blue eyes, I support this message.

    • @mwndjddjdhdbbf8408
      @mwndjddjdhdbbf8408 Рік тому +323

      How dare you be everything I want to be?

    • @celtofcanaanesurix2245
      @celtofcanaanesurix2245 Рік тому +184

      plus the curvaceousness

    • @leergut858
      @leergut858 Рік тому +23

      Same here

    • @adamallen8787
      @adamallen8787 Рік тому +145

      Fine I’ll be the one to ask…..Do….do you have a soul? I mean I don’t remember The Weasleys feeling anything when a dementor was near which affects the soul

    • @jmgonzales7701
      @jmgonzales7701 Рік тому +53

      i guess the greeks liked aryan and Celtic people.

  • @brotherbootlegger1777
    @brotherbootlegger1777 Рік тому +2209

    "Sorry babe, I guess I'm just too civilized"

    • @Fabian-jg2lc
      @Fabian-jg2lc Рік тому +2

      Im a male, blond hair and blue eyes. Im muscular and...
      I have a small penis. 😄👍

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 Рік тому

      I wonder if it’s become lube wasn’t much of a thing then to my knowledge, no one wants a dry big dick

    • @worstgamer1162
      @worstgamer1162 Рік тому +1

      I'm 4.8, am I a civilized man?
      Edit: im from murica so inches

    • @yourdailymushroom
      @yourdailymushroom Рік тому +4

      @@worstgamer1162 You're better than a friend of mine.

    • @Fabian-jg2lc
      @Fabian-jg2lc Рік тому +5

      @@worstgamer1162 cm or inch? Thats a big difference. 😄👍

  • @idunsgarden
    @idunsgarden 16 днів тому +2

    Me, a chubby blue eyed redhead: I WAS BORN IN THE WRONG TIME.

  • @xareliya166
    @xareliya166 Місяць тому +2

    Even the Ancient Greeks knew that girl tummy is best

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Рік тому +3991

    Maan I'm so barbaric, I * ugh* I can barely walk with this barbarism of mine.

  • @CirclingDuck
    @CirclingDuck Рік тому +10379

    It's true. I am gluttonous and barbarous.

  • @ratedsforsisters2717
    @ratedsforsisters2717 2 місяці тому +1

    Knowing my body is similar to Aphrodite makes me feel good

  • @Star_Scoot
    @Star_Scoot 4 дні тому

    This has boosted my confidence a little. I'm strawberry blond with blue eyes but my weight has been major insecurity despite doing weight training. A lot of the times I feel like I'm going to die alone because of how important looks are to people regardless of how I dress. Since I don't fit the standard; tan skin, brown hair/very blonde hair, brown eyes, short, very fit yet impossibly curvy at the same time. It feels like I'll never be enough because so many people are looking for the "next best thing." I'm 5ft 8 and 190lbs, I feel like a behemoth

  • @TheFizio
    @TheFizio Рік тому +2962

    Woman in ancient Greece: happens to exist
    *"AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS"*

  • @Fosy8457
    @Fosy8457 Рік тому +4396

    I’m impressed by the amount of civil man all of a sudden popping out of the woodwork and admitting to be civil 😂 #Weloveacivilking

  • @naseralsubaie628
    @naseralsubaie628 2 місяці тому +3

    turns out i am uncivilised

  • @sassy-savvy
    @sassy-savvy 18 годин тому

    My mom has natural red hair and blue eyes. Bc of lupus she has gained a lil chub of weight, which has made really self-conscious, since she is normally super skinny. I show her this video whenever she feels down to hopefully boost her self-esteem. 😊❤

  • @Sskookumm
    @Sskookumm 2 місяці тому +1982

    I have red hair and blue eyes, now all i need is a time machine.

    • @goldendog7891
      @goldendog7891 2 місяці тому +99

      right? YALL BRING ME BACK I HAVE BELLY FAT TOO PLS

    • @Gibberish947
      @Gibberish947 2 місяці тому +20

      WEASLEY!

    • @WisteriaWinds
      @WisteriaWinds 2 місяці тому +1

      same

    • @ElysetheEevee
      @ElysetheEevee 2 місяці тому +29

      ​@HDTomo
      Dude, having belly fat doesn't automatically make you "obese." You do realize there are technically several levels to body weight/fat disbursement? Even just going by general vibe on obesity, having belly fat doesn't mean that, either.
      Back when I was thin (I was for most of my life until having my son), even being 110 lbs into adulthood at 5'5", I STILL had some belly chub and a little muffin top. Body type helps determine that. I've seen woman skinnier than I ever was that had belly fat. It's a female thing and it's natural.
      I know you were being facetious, but the way you say things can have a negative impact on people.

    • @garyfrancis6193
      @garyfrancis6193 2 місяці тому +1

      Μιλάτε ελλινικα?

  • @emZee1994
    @emZee1994 Рік тому +5331

    The small p3nis thing is incorrect. They depicted them as smaller in art becuase it SYMBOLISED a person overcoming their inner beast and become a higher being. It was a symbol of their intellect controlling their instincts and not the other way around, which is why they are depicted with beards (the sign of the philosopher). Also it's just much more aesthetic in art, imagine if all those beautiful statues had huge dongs, it would look ridiculous and comical

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 Рік тому +971

      You Didn't Actually Disprove the Point but made it. You just went Deeper into it

    • @Preservestlandry
      @Preservestlandry Рік тому +1

      I'd actually prefer a normal penis on a statue, rather than all the men having baby penises. Is it just me? Statues of grown men with baby penises is just so strange.

    • @mariovillarreal8647
      @mariovillarreal8647 Рік тому +165

      I think the artist did things the way they wanted no rules or guidelines. Artistic license realism or fantasy whatever they felt inspired to do; no analytical definitions of what was " correct art".

    • @jmgonzales7701
      @jmgonzales7701 Рік тому

      i mean..... who would like smaller dongs?

    • @DivineKnight_115
      @DivineKnight_115 Рік тому +403

      Actually a decent message there still, remember lads think with your main head and not your second and you can do great things

  • @jooeee9003
    @jooeee9003 2 місяці тому +8

    As a curvy civilised man I can confirm this is True

  • @pelmeni_va
    @pelmeni_va 2 місяці тому +1

    Another W for the Barbarians 😎😎😎

  • @Display-name
    @Display-name 2 місяці тому +1005

    "Babe, it looks like yours is the purest one among your friends"

  • @BungHoleStuffer
    @BungHoleStuffer Рік тому +2556

    Guess we’re pretty “civil” than huh

  • @WelcomeToThePrideSquad
    @WelcomeToThePrideSquad 2 місяці тому +62

    Anytime I feel insecure about my own body, I remind myself of the women from all those beautiful Renaissance era paintings. It makes me feel better about myself to know that those women's natural beauties are noticed and appreciated. #stopbodyshaming #selflove #youarebeautiful 💛💗🥹

    • @ketchup_oreo
      @ketchup_oreo 2 місяці тому

      the men got it good too lol

    • @JordanClymer-fh3pf
      @JordanClymer-fh3pf Місяць тому +3

      even most modern men like a little meat on the bones. I still urge anyone to be healthy, but that doesn't mean be a bean pole. It means have strength, vitality, and feel good for it. Whatever your body looks like under those circumstances will be perfectly fine and attractive.

  • @sturmtiger7704
    @sturmtiger7704 2 місяці тому +3

    I am so uncivilized! Aaaaahhhhh! I am a renegade! As matter of fact, I think I think I will buy a cookie and punch it! This better work...

  • @wjays
    @wjays Рік тому +706

    They actually named the civil war after me, for how civil I am

    • @masuooo4452
      @masuooo4452 Рік тому +6

      wdym WAS

    • @user-vq8lp3nc4j
      @user-vq8lp3nc4j Рік тому +10

      ​@@masuooo4452 he grew I guess

    • @wjays
      @wjays Рік тому +3

      @@masuooo4452 mb, I meant AM

    • @skipperringo
      @skipperringo Рік тому +11

      @@masuooo4452 you didn’t hear? He actually died in the war, got too close to a cannon smh

    • @RichardThimble
      @RichardThimble Рік тому +5

      The 7 centimeter war

  • @improvmaster3
    @improvmaster3 Рік тому +1660

    Me with red hair, blue eyes, and thiccness: I’m living in the wrong time

    • @user-zn5xt2ig5b
      @user-zn5xt2ig5b Рік тому +152

      Golden ratio

    • @themeerkat5157
      @themeerkat5157 Рік тому +143

      i think that only went for women though

    • @Circ00mspice
      @Circ00mspice Рік тому +5

      ​@@themeerkat5157 Weren't the Greeks super gay tho? Sounds like a Greek bisexual wet dream

    • @AB-5482
      @AB-5482 Рік тому +116

      Here's the attention you wanted

    • @improvmaster3
      @improvmaster3 Рік тому +28

      @@themeerkat5157 yea?

  • @grayavatar9766
    @grayavatar9766 2 місяці тому +2

    As a Greek man, I can follow the logic of what you are saying Statues featured rare features, and the penis's were small on statues.

    • @sithlordhibiscus9936
      @sithlordhibiscus9936 Місяць тому

      I only saw “as a Greek man” and “ small penis” 😂.

  • @taffykins2745
    @taffykins2745 2 місяці тому

    Sweet! I'll fit right in! 😊

  • @Thommy2n
    @Thommy2n 2 місяці тому +1495

    "If you were good looking, you were a good person"
    I'm sure Narcissus would agree with you, but he's too caught up in his own perfect reflection to reply right now.

    • @krei-ations
      @krei-ations 2 місяці тому +5

      That’s funny

    • @prenomnom2812
      @prenomnom2812 2 місяці тому +8

      Yes, in Ancient Greece, being beautiful was associated with being a good person. There was even a saying about that: being "καλὸς κἀγαθός" (kalos kagathos / kalos kai agathos) meant being "beautiful and virtuous".
      _Kalos = beautiful,_ like in calli-graphy (beautiful-writing)
      _Kai = and_
      _Agathos = good, virtuous,_ like in the surname "Agatha"

    • @millie.mo0
      @millie.mo0 2 місяці тому

      LMAO😂

    • @ashessakura7518
      @ashessakura7518 2 місяці тому +2

      Narcissus is caught up in being a flower XD Funny that beauty was deemed good but he was punished and killed for thinking himself beautiful lol

    • @denniscarroll3164
      @denniscarroll3164 2 місяці тому

      Good one!

  • @annhentaiuser6658
    @annhentaiuser6658 Рік тому +1397

    Obi-wan: **looks down at General Grevious* "So uncivilized!"

  • @chris-sama913
    @chris-sama913 2 місяці тому +1

    I've never felt more Civil in my Life

  • @cursedmoney8299
    @cursedmoney8299 2 місяці тому

    Finally a use for this thing

  • @logeyperogi1805
    @logeyperogi1805 10 місяців тому +874

    “If you were good looking, you were probably a good person”
    Boy how the times have changed

    • @HangingDGrunt
      @HangingDGrunt 2 місяці тому +43

      Nah, that philosophy hasn't even changed since then.

    • @lyssao.8308
      @lyssao.8308 2 місяці тому +14

      I’d say it’s the other way around nowadays. 😊

    • @Chrom4Prez
      @Chrom4Prez 2 місяці тому +1

      So has cosmetic surgery lol

    • @Cipher_Paul
      @Cipher_Paul 2 місяці тому +24

      Not really, Aphrodite was already an awful person. They just hated ugly people so much that they had to justify their hate in some way.

    • @Hsjsjb2626
      @Hsjsjb2626 2 місяці тому +5

      I mean earlier it was the pretty privilege keeping you sane. Now everyone gets a backlash.

  • @iqs25
    @iqs25 3 місяці тому +1043

    “What? The people on Twitter are civilised??”

    • @spicymeltedgummybear7144
      @spicymeltedgummybear7144 2 місяці тому +15

      It’s a crime that your comment has only 24 likes 🤣🤣

    • @BrimmedIsSoCool
      @BrimmedIsSoCool 2 місяці тому +30

      “What? The average league of legends player is civilised?” 💀

    • @xd._.28234
      @xd._.28234 2 місяці тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @suspendedlgx7129
      @suspendedlgx7129 2 місяці тому +5

      No fking way

    • @Lil_Noot
      @Lil_Noot 2 місяці тому +2

      That burn was legendary lmao 😂

  • @predator-ib1tx
    @predator-ib1tx 2 місяці тому

    I can make so many jokes to this I don't even know where to start 😂😂 I gotta show this to my friends sometime

  • @raviyien6560
    @raviyien6560 2 місяці тому +1

    assigning a character to someone via something out of one's control is wild.

    • @JordanClymer-fh3pf
      @JordanClymer-fh3pf Місяць тому

      Genetics does that all the time. Yes, personality too.

  • @elijinn5044
    @elijinn5044 Рік тому +715

    It turns out I'm extremely civil and pure

    • @Acheron666
      @Acheron666 Рік тому +3

      I must be Satan incarnate.

    • @dankmouse632
      @dankmouse632 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Acheron666 I bet you took a nice sip of your sophisticated tea after commenting this

  • @nickeni3050
    @nickeni3050 Рік тому +630

    "she had golden red hair"
    So he's either trying to describe ginger hair or he's a Wattpad author👁️👄👁️

    • @mariovillarreal8647
      @mariovillarreal8647 Рік тому +21

      I'd always heard Helen of Troy and Cleopatra two renown all time beauties were both brunettes like Elizabeth Taylor and Sophia Loren.

    • @mariovillarreal8647
      @mariovillarreal8647 Рік тому +26

      @ferret sounds very plausible and didn't use our modern day description because maybe he didn't know strawberries.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 Рік тому +9

      That means strawberry blonde now a days.

    • @nickeni3050
      @nickeni3050 Рік тому +3

      @@zerotodona1495 but strawberry blonde is blonde right? But they were saying the favoured thing was red hair... Or am i mixing up something 😵

    • @ALunarLight
      @ALunarLight Рік тому +20

      @@nickeni3050 i googled it Strawberry blonde belongs to the red hair group. 'Strawberry blonde is the lightest shade of red hair. Other tones in this color group include mahogany, copper and Irish red. When somebody says they have strawberry blonde hair, they're stating their shade of red.

  • @timelmy6694
    @timelmy6694 2 місяці тому

    "It may be small but it's fierce!" 😂

  • @jessewhite2094
    @jessewhite2094 2 місяці тому

    Came for the comments and you didn’t let me down.

  • @ST4RSH4PED
    @ST4RSH4PED Рік тому +2661

    i learnt about this in my maths class when i was 11.
    everyone measured their own faces, applied the equation and then they had to stand up infront of the class.
    i was deemed mathematically the most ugly person in that room. made me feel real nice

    • @white_tulip2189
      @white_tulip2189 Рік тому +125

      The golden equation? I failed it too

    • @bdkplaysx
      @bdkplaysx Рік тому +402

      sounds like something we shouldnt be doing, huh. way to ostracize somebody over an ancient beauty standard. I'd report that, to be honest. doesnt seem very fair to teens fragile self esteems.
      the standard of beauty is always changing- what was beautiful in Ancient Greece would've had you burned at the stake during the Salem Witch trials. it's all so trivial 🙄

    • @SaikiKFann
      @SaikiKFann Рік тому +77

      Golden equation isn't made for poc ppl so don't feel too bad

    • @justatogepienjoyingchocolate
      @justatogepienjoyingchocolate Рік тому

      Ugly on a mathematical level ☠️☠️☠️

    • @keilafleischbein59
      @keilafleischbein59 Рік тому +28

      ​@@SaikiKFann it's for all people.

  • @ThomasMoore-qv4og
    @ThomasMoore-qv4og 2 місяці тому +736

    “it just means I’m Handsome, trust me”
    Pythagoras at some point

    • @notlolmaster3005
      @notlolmaster3005 2 місяці тому +21

      Nah imagine he made the pp thing up to make himself look better

    • @mrjoblox
      @mrjoblox 2 місяці тому +2

      @@notlolmaster3005 im 6 inches but yeah bro is right; people with smaller lengths are usually less cocky, in my environment at least

    • @kricku
      @kricku 2 місяці тому

      And he conveniently didn't mention hairlines

    • @markjohnstonjr4106
      @markjohnstonjr4106 2 місяці тому

      ​@@mrjoblox Caught the urinal peeker 😂😂

    • @notlolmaster3005
      @notlolmaster3005 2 місяці тому

      @@mrjoblox hold up, how do yo they are less cocky 💀

  • @agentash0036
    @agentash0036 2 місяці тому +3131

    having the same body type as a lot of the aphrodite statues (and the same as a lot of renaissance paintings) makes me feel a lot better about my body tbh

    • @PotearBoi
      @PotearBoi 2 місяці тому +82

      Huge W

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 2 місяці тому +87

      This... this is a humblebrag if I interpret it another way 😂

    • @chetmanley1885
      @chetmanley1885 2 місяці тому +24

      ἡμῖν ἀρέσκουσιν παχεῖαι.

    • @cats2905
      @cats2905 2 місяці тому +29

      I wouldn’t use a sculpture to justify obesity

    • @agentash0036
      @agentash0036 2 місяці тому +353

      @@cats2905 😂 that's nowhere near obesity dude

  • @Kjorf2009
    @Kjorf2009 2 місяці тому

    Drake is sweatin at the last one

  • @pemex23
    @pemex23 2 місяці тому

    That's why Michaelangelo's David has a small thingy, it would have been seen as really goofy for him to even have an average size one (to be fair even today it would be pretty weird if he was insanely hung)

  • @schizophreniagaming1187
    @schizophreniagaming1187 Рік тому +644

    Me twirling my homie's 10 incher: "So uncivilized."

  • @marakalos3838
    @marakalos3838 Рік тому +548

    Imagine being a big time grower as a man. Outward quite pure but in private quite barbarous. Amusing

    • @mariovillarreal8647
      @mariovillarreal8647 Рік тому +55

      Not so amusing as for a warrior it stays out of the way when not in use but when needed the landing gear comes down. Evolution.

    • @marakalos3838
      @marakalos3838 Рік тому +9

      @@mariovillarreal8647 How practical!

    • @dirkthewrench
      @dirkthewrench Рік тому +120

      Civil in the streets
      Barbarian in the sheets

    • @jackmrsich3178
      @jackmrsich3178 Рік тому +13

      “Chicks dig it, believe me” -A guy who is not me

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Рік тому +10

      @@mariovillarreal8647 This is why the only supremacy I believe in is *G R O W E R S U P R E M A C Y.*

  • @hanokokun9246
    @hanokokun9246 2 місяці тому +1

    I told my wife size doesn’t matter and she didn’t listen

  • @labram_jahames
    @labram_jahames 2 місяці тому

    glad to see we still living that greek life

  • @anarcho-savagery2097
    @anarcho-savagery2097 Рік тому +346

    Pure, Civil Men, *ASSEMBLE*

  • @Franz0818
    @Franz0818 Рік тому +706

    “Having a small wiener was considered as to be beautiful in Ancient Greece”
    *You hear that little buddy?*

    • @ChickenJoe-tq6xd
      @ChickenJoe-tq6xd Рік тому +2

      Are you fr bro that sucks

    • @faleilham8334
      @faleilham8334 Рік тому +6

      *The little buddy is around 12"*

    • @shastacat9632
      @shastacat9632 Рік тому +6

      so your saying i gotta a chance

    • @jackroyaltea5034
      @jackroyaltea5034 Рік тому

      This sounds like the men who controlled things just decided they wanted to make big dicks seem gross to women.
      I’m sure this failed but if it did work then wouldn’t that mean thru selection Greek men would have smaller wangs in the present day?

    • @ojoking695
      @ojoking695 Рік тому

      Wait wait wait! What if your penis is mid?

  • @ShoutyKid4684
    @ShoutyKid4684 2 місяці тому

    This gives Captain America: Civil War a whole new meaning

  • @qb8628
    @qb8628 Рік тому +375

    “Worst thing that can happen to a man is become civilized.”
    -David Goggins

    • @wolfskrieg6630
      @wolfskrieg6630 Рік тому +2

      fr

    • @4m4n40
      @4m4n40 Рік тому +9

      If he actually said that, he’d sound like one of those kids from r/im14andthisisdeep.
      This individuality bs that’s being promoted nowadays just makes people whiny and wanting to feel special all the time and also doing dumb shit on Tiktok.

    • @tinkywinky4449
      @tinkywinky4449 Рік тому +19

      ​@@4m4n40 Lol. Have you ever heard David Goggins talk? You probably should listen to him about more if you think he encourages people to "be whiny" and "wanting to feel special all the time"

    • @dudefrombelgium
      @dudefrombelgium 11 місяців тому +8

      @@4m4n40 How old are you? Pick up a book or take a course in literature..

    • @gussampson5029
      @gussampson5029 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@4m4n40 Wow bro you sound civilized as fuck.

  • @ChEkAlOtIcH3
    @ChEkAlOtIcH3 Рік тому +303

    As an asian, i must say we are very civilized

    • @dukewild5071
      @dukewild5071 11 місяців тому +7

      Until someone asks what you do with squid

    • @viewer8734
      @viewer8734 9 місяців тому +2

      Says you I have 7 inch down there

    • @notproductiveproductions3504
      @notproductiveproductions3504 9 місяців тому

      @@viewer8734you must be a Hanma, I’m guessing

    • @Poatan.chama.
      @Poatan.chama. 6 місяців тому +23

      ​@@viewer8734 it has actually been proven that people who brag about their size most of the time have the smallest ones.

    • @muhammadscott1488
      @muhammadscott1488 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Poatan.chama.probably true

  • @zeals936
    @zeals936 2 місяці тому

    About her eyebrows, towards the beginning of the podcast about her psychological distress, she said she plucked her brow hair all out when she was admitted into psychiatric care when she was younger. It was her form of self harm. Similar to cutting, eyelash hair pulling, hair pulling, peeling off fingernails, etc.

  • @misschanandlerbong753
    @misschanandlerbong753 2 місяці тому

    Y’all I got curly brown hair and brown eyes (my two favorite features of mine actually)

  • @thelytz9806
    @thelytz9806 Рік тому +167

    Imagine you get not only ratioed but golden ratioed by an ancient greek man