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  • @Y0uTubeCommentPoster
    @Y0uTubeCommentPoster 11 місяців тому +1212

    He got rich by undercutting snobs, and then lost it all trying to curry their favour. Very poetic.

    • @Mugiwara2k
      @Mugiwara2k 11 місяців тому +25

      That’s a good way of putting it!

    • @johnhein2539
      @johnhein2539 11 місяців тому +12

      That's a good read.

    • @patriciarowe6685
      @patriciarowe6685 10 місяців тому +9

      Well put 😊

    • @dragons_red
      @dragons_red 10 місяців тому +6

      EXACTLY!

    • @jasonhaynes2952
      @jasonhaynes2952 10 місяців тому +77

      The crazy thing is, the self-deprecating humor could have actually worked well...he was making fun of himself saying what all the others had been saying about him. If he had called his jewelry "total crap", but then followed up by saying something like "in reality though, we give our customers great value and a sense of style at an affordable price point; our customers know we're not the Tiffany's or Cartier, but they can FEEL like high end customers without taking out a 2nd mortgage", he could have really won over his customers. You can make fun of yourself and your brand, but you've got to follow it up with something positive. That was his failure

  • @torstenscholz6243
    @torstenscholz6243 11 місяців тому +800

    "People say, `'How can you sell this for such a low price?', I say, 'because it's total crap.'" - Temu's business model in a nutshell. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @exitscreaming4637
      @exitscreaming4637 10 місяців тому +8

      bwahahaha

    • @christopherborum6551
      @christopherborum6551 10 місяців тому +46

      Anyone who buys anything off Temu deserves everything they get

    • @ProductBasement
      @ProductBasement 10 місяців тому

      Temu is also losing a ton of money. But@@christopherborum6551 is absolutely right, Temu customers deserve what they get, including all the Chinese spyware and viruses.

    • @bluest1524
      @bluest1524 10 місяців тому +6

      Is it low quality? Or is it just that they obtain clothes and sell them at a model that makes it really cheap. Takes a long time to ship, but as good as any other.

    • @christopherborum6551
      @christopherborum6551 10 місяців тому +26

      @bluest1524 Everything I've ever seen is schlocky, low-quality, dropship rubbish. But your experience may differ.

  • @reddragonpress
    @reddragonpress 11 місяців тому +960

    It's also pretty funny how the company went on to recover just as massively as it had fallen-US customers may recognize them as the owners of Zales, Jared (the Galleria of Jewelry!), and Kay Jewelers. If you've ever been in a mall you've most definitely seen at least one of these stores (and probably walked through them as a shortcut around a corner). As of the time of posting this comment their share price on the NYSE is almost $100.

    • @rhondajohnson8310
      @rhondajohnson8310 11 місяців тому +30

      Oh wow! Okay, I knew these stores had to have stores in America. I remember all these stores!

    • @seppo532
      @seppo532 11 місяців тому +75

      Ah yes, places I don’t shop because I love my wife.

    • @ButtersCCookie
      @ButtersCCookie 11 місяців тому +9

      Gross. Really. Sounds like this is revisionist.

    • @PoppyRoseWitch
      @PoppyRoseWitch 11 місяців тому +5

      OMG! This blew my mind!

    • @pisceanbeauty2503
      @pisceanbeauty2503 11 місяців тому +11

      Don’t those stores sell fine jewelry?

  • @AdamBorseti
    @AdamBorseti 11 місяців тому +1000

    Imagine buying ear rings for less than a sandwich and then being insulted by being called cheap. No, Ratner wasn't wrong, he just wasn't supposed to say the quiet part out loud.

    • @jamespohl-md2eq
      @jamespohl-md2eq 11 місяців тому +47

      Cognitive dissonance is truly an amazing thing.

    • @toidIllorTAmI
      @toidIllorTAmI 11 місяців тому +23

      Imagine caring about imagining how people felt about buying affordable jewelry.

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 11 місяців тому +70

      The problem was not so much being called cheap, it was suggesting his customers were easily fooled.

    • @AnyoneCanSee
      @AnyoneCanSee 11 місяців тому +116

      Imagine believing everything you see on UA-cam. That isn't what happened.
      The core business was not £1 earrings. That was a gimmick to get young girls in and then retain them as customers or upsell them. People are not morons if they sold £1 earrings they would understand it was a market stall situation.
      They offered interest-free credit and were the number one place for working-class people to buy engagement rings the price range was around $400+ in modern American money. People bought 18th birthday gifts for their kids etc
      The issue was that his speech mocked his customers and said he sold crap. Everything was suddenly seen as crap, the brand name was seen as crap. No girl wanted a $1000 engagement ring from Mr Crap.
      They used Zsa Zsa Gabor in their adverts and tried to sell working girls diamonds and get them to take credit.
      People were angry ay his smug attitude and everyone wanted him to fail for it.

    • @kchristensen3727
      @kchristensen3727 10 місяців тому +50

      I'm terrible at making jokes but shouldn't the obvious punchline have been "why don't you try wearing a prawn sandwich in your ear then?"

  • @riotbreaker3506
    @riotbreaker3506 11 місяців тому +1351

    Finally, I can listen to your voice without being scared of buildings

    • @gothnerd887
      @gothnerd887 11 місяців тому +15

      I don't understand😕

    • @riotbreaker3506
      @riotbreaker3506 11 місяців тому

      @@gothnerd887 watch Fascinating Horror

    • @GyMntg
      @GyMntg 11 місяців тому +116

      Or bridges, trains, airplanes, boats, walkways, stairs..

    • @crow-jane
      @crow-jane 11 місяців тому

      @@gothnerd887Go find @fascinatinghorror and you’ll understand. You’ll thank me. Or not.

    • @misplaced3117
      @misplaced3117 11 місяців тому

      @@gothnerd887On his other channel, fascinating horrors, he tells fascinating horrors like horrible accidents involving falling buildings.

  • @ThePegasiPony
    @ThePegasiPony 11 місяців тому +580

    Honestly the jokes were funny, but the delivery sounds like it came from a comedian making fun of a large corporation, not the CEO making fun of his own company 💀

    • @AlexGreeneHypnotist
      @AlexGreeneHypnotist 10 місяців тому +31

      Yup. He came across as a drunken best man at his (soon-to-be-former) best friend's wedding.

    • @canefan17
      @canefan17 10 місяців тому +20

      Jokes and delivery were solid. I was expecting way worse from this vid.

    • @WithDiameter
      @WithDiameter 10 місяців тому +12

      I understand how it could’ve insulted some people, but it was still funny regardless. People need to lighten up.

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 10 місяців тому +2

      I remember this, Although it was 1991. it still has the worst cringe of the 1980's about it.
      Alot of people bought gifts, guys for their girlfriends mainly. only to find this out later.

    • @Dr_Wrong
      @Dr_Wrong 10 місяців тому +8

      It was an 'admission' that he was fooling you.
      People don't like to feel fooled.
      Very low value items _can_ nevertheless be 'good for their price.'
      He implied they weren't even that..

  • @DiederikAms
    @DiederikAms 11 місяців тому +418

    So not a bad joker, but just brutally honest. He must be amazed that his jokes were so revealing to his customers. He must have thought that people must have known that for years. I’m sure he was just utterly surprised to find that some actually thought his jewellery was genuine.

    • @ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829
      @ehfoiwehfowjedioheoih4829 11 місяців тому +27

      @@eedwardgrey2but the lower classes love tacky garbage. That’s just a fact.

    • @j.p.ijsblok5304
      @j.p.ijsblok5304 11 місяців тому +19

      Its all about perception. I expect most people bought it knowing that it was cheap and not genuine, but that's ok because the stuff mostly use to compliment the rest of their outfit (which probably wasn't expensive either, but good fun). But if the CEO confirms that it just crap... so you are wearing crap... what do expect?

    • @bryede
      @bryede 11 місяців тому +49

      My feeling is that he assumed no one outside of the businessmen he was addressing would have any interest in what he had to say and he was being "one of them" by being frank about his business model.

    • @ultralance
      @ultralance 11 місяців тому +23

      @@bryede - I mean, this is probably it. While TV was well established and news outlets were a thing, how likely do you think it'd be that you go to a business conference, tell a speech, and it becomes huge news? Probably also combined with the fact that he assumed even if customers did somehow hear about it, people must know he was cutting corners somehow to bring them jewelry that cheap. Main thing I notice is he's not directly putting anyone down for only being able to afford cheap jewelry, he's just blunt - yes it's cheap, no it's not as well made as the expensive pieces; what do you expect?

    • @NickyBlue99
      @NickyBlue99 11 місяців тому

      ​@@bryede 💯

  • @Weazel1
    @Weazel1 11 місяців тому +226

    Ratner definitely understood something others obviously did not. That there are more poor people than rich ones, and they want to look fashionable too.

    • @acevendettaflightclips2189
      @acevendettaflightclips2189 10 місяців тому +2

      2deep4u

    • @MrRooibos123
      @MrRooibos123 10 місяців тому +14

      Same principle with budget airlines. The experience might be much worse than their luxury competitors, but they have access to a huge demographic that their high-end rivals can't tap into.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz 10 місяців тому +3

      But cheap jewelry is nonsensical. Unlike with other products, no one brags about wearing cheap ones compared to getting a cheap flight

    • @chakraborty1989
      @chakraborty1989 9 місяців тому

      Isn't the present world's richest person is a luxury brand owner? Same shit!!

  • @rebeccaleathers7907
    @rebeccaleathers7907 11 місяців тому +349

    I really like the idea of you doing "fascinating failures " I would love to see more of these. ❤

    • @cazc5200
      @cazc5200 11 місяців тому +18

      I second that.

    • @hansalbern8454
      @hansalbern8454 11 місяців тому +12

      I agree!

    • @kri249
      @kri249 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, there has to be many fascinating examples out there. I really enjoyed this video.

  • @psammiad
    @psammiad 11 місяців тому +278

    A little unfair - as a speech it was successful, you can hear that in the reaction from the audience. He was just foolish for not realising this wasn't just a private chat between himself and a group of his peers, it was being recorded.

    • @GwyndolinOwO
      @GwyndolinOwO 11 місяців тому +20

      i'd still argue that the speech was a failure. Sure his peers enjoyed it at the moment but I can't imagine any of them looking back at it weeks later and thinking the speech was a good idea. Not all speeches are memorable but I think what makes or breaks a speech is its lasting effects. Things EVENTUALLY worked out in the end but I'd still say the speech was bad overall. People to this day look at it as a thing not to do.

    • @gastonbell108
      @gastonbell108 11 місяців тому

      Ratner told the truth but his sin was being totally out of touch with his average customer and their whole reason for buying his products.
      He was already widely known for his many discount jewelry chains, it wasn't a secret. He made a lot of money selling cheap baubles to poor people, typically women, who wanted to feel they were buying something luxurious without actually spending 5-figures for fine jewelry. Same reason Walmart has a jewelry counter. It's not evil, it's just not high quality merchandise, and he assumed (very stupidly) that his customers were also savvy to this concept and accepted it.
      Truth is they hadn't: him joking about it ACTUALLY being crap (and not luxurious) immediately sent all these millions of housewives into a panic - their self-perception of themselves as "wealthy" for owning his products was broken by even the mere possibility that he was telling the truth. They couldn't possibly be seen with his stuff in front of their friends, now! It destroyed the fragile self-illusion that had underpinned his sales. Never shatter your customers' self-illusions, it upsets them.

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 11 місяців тому +4

      Yep. This video has some straw men and a red herring.
      His joke landed fine. The cat merely got out of the bag.
      Good jokes... unremarkable speech... wrong post-venue.
      People's lack of order of reasoning is scary.

    • @ihatespam2
      @ihatespam2 11 місяців тому +2

      “Success?” Thats like saying, it didn’t suck because everyone there was a sociopath.
      Like, he was successful at being a monster, success becomes a very ugly word.
      It is more than fair to call it a failure. And the narrator said it was a success at the conference, so not sure what your point is.

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob 11 місяців тому +5

      @@ihatespam2 Umm. You're getting a little weird about the "success" thing. Take it easy.
      And, na... the 'narrator' made straw men, *and was poor at making distinctions about what occurred venue and post-venue.

  • @CarbonatesOnMars
    @CarbonatesOnMars 11 місяців тому +154

    I used to work for Zales jewellers, owned by Ratner in UK. He sold in three tiers, Ratners for the lower end of the market i.e the working class. Ernest Jones for the middle market i.e the middle class and Zales for the high end market. The same pieces would be in all 3 level of shops but for different prices. We were told to attempt to sell items together, if a customer wanted a certain pair of earrings there was always a matching necklace and bracelet.
    Our manager went to pick a ring up from the warehouse, it was £30 in the shop we would sell it for £300. This is how he made his fortune.

    • @w.harrison7277
      @w.harrison7277 10 місяців тому +12

      Shylo*ks, jewelry, names that end with Z. They all go together. Interesting that UA-cam bans the word shy-lahk.

    • @calebfuller4713
      @calebfuller4713 10 місяців тому +26

      That's an interesting story, and I believe you 100%. I heard a similar tale from a bespoke tailor who visited a men's suit factory in China, where suits off the same assembly line were variously being finished with designer names like Hugo Boss or Zegna for some, while others from the same batch got various generic High Street affordable menswear labels sewn into them. So the same suit from the same factory in China might cost you $200 or over $1000 depending where you went!

    • @tomasviane3844
      @tomasviane3844 10 місяців тому +1

      Fleecer!

    • @CarbonatesOnMars
      @CarbonatesOnMars 10 місяців тому

      @@tomasviane3844 I don’t have any sheep 🤷‍♂️

    • @LPCLASSICAL
      @LPCLASSICAL 10 місяців тому +6

      @freebeerfordworkers and the same mango chunks that sell in Aldi for £1.80 are £3.50 in m and s.

  • @davidvanvlerah7825
    @davidvanvlerah7825 11 місяців тому +310

    How about rather, don't assume that your customers are self aware and are not deluding themselves into believing that they're buying treasures for pennies. Man, if the CEO of Walmart said this, Americans would nod their heads and say, "Yep, it's crap, but it's cheap!"

    • @stephenboulden4074
      @stephenboulden4074 11 місяців тому +50

      I wouldn’t be so sure. There’s a lot of thrifty shoppers that thrive on the idea that their cheap buys are just every bit as good as the name brands. Just ask any Aldi shopper, they’re proud to boast that their groceries are both tasty & cost less. Consumers want to feel smart for finding the good bargain. Ratners customers knew it wasn’t genuine, but they were proud to know they could get a product that functioned precisely the same while wisely saving money. It ain’t fun to get that feeling swiped away from you.

    • @yondie491
      @yondie491 11 місяців тому +33

      @@stephenboulden4074 "tasty" is the key difference.
      that's a positive adjective.
      if Aldi said "our food is crap" the result wouldn't be the same.
      that being said, I don't see the problem with acknowledging when something is crap.
      jewelry that is 1% the price of the competitor is likely crap. Because duh.
      this guy was simply roasting himself, the fact that people were offended is stupid (unless there were relevant jokes left out of the video). but... it's 100% believable

    • @tesseract5569
      @tesseract5569 11 місяців тому +6

      That's the thing though, Walmart isn't supposed to be a luxury item shop

    • @yondie491
      @yondie491 11 місяців тому +14

      @@tesseract5569 And a place that sells baubles for less than a pound should be considered the same as Wal-Mart.
      If someone truly, honestly, legitimately believes they were getting the same *THING*... as opposed to the same *LOOKING* thing... as the "real" jewelers... they should be mad at themselves, not at the merchant being honest about his crap products.
      Sincere question: Did he advertise that he was selling stuff that was legitimately the same or "you'll never know the difference" type advertising?

    • @grahvis
      @grahvis 11 місяців тому +12

      Years ago, my first wife used to buy very cheap dress jewellery from a small shop. It was nice looking junk, however the shopkeeper didn't pretend it was anything but just that.

  • @funkydozer
    @funkydozer 11 місяців тому +180

    I bought my first girlfriend a gold necklace from Ratners. Not knowing the reputation they had, I had no idea why she split up with me shortly after.

    • @John_Redcorn_
      @John_Redcorn_ 11 місяців тому +130

      Sounds like you missed a bullet there. Dont need a woman who will dump you over something as petty and shallow as a necklace

    • @highdownmartin
      @highdownmartin 11 місяців тому +35

      She obviously sold it and went to live in Barbados

    • @jelly7310
      @jelly7310 10 місяців тому +10

      Count your blessings

    • @taketwo-e5u
      @taketwo-e5u 10 місяців тому +1

      Just a coincidence?

    • @theblingcycle
      @theblingcycle 10 місяців тому +11

      I was the girl and I sold it for a gas station honeybun

  • @St4rTr3v1Ut10n
    @St4rTr3v1Ut10n 11 місяців тому +69

    Stories like this are so fascinating. They're "firsts." They're why we behave the way we do today. This is why "corporate speak" was invented.

  • @hansolo2121
    @hansolo2121 11 місяців тому +114

    OMG I bought these golden diamond earrings and now you're telling me they are crap!!!! I want my 95 pence back!!!!!

    • @mus139
      @mus139 9 місяців тому

      I bet they are collectable items now?

  • @lisapolanski9379
    @lisapolanski9379 11 місяців тому +301

    One good thing about Martha Stewart and her line of goods for K-Mart is she made a point to say that even the consumer who doesn't have much money deserves to have nice things. She treated her lower income customers with dignity, unlike this jerk.

    • @jlindsley9288
      @jlindsley9288 11 місяців тому +37

      That’s true. Sales isn’t something you do TO somebody, it’s something you do FOR somebody. If you forget that you’ll never really be successful.

    • @parafitality2730
      @parafitality2730 11 місяців тому +32

      At least this jerk didn't get charged for insider trading lol

    • @1st_ProCactus
      @1st_ProCactus 11 місяців тому +11

      The world.would be a better place if everyone was as honest as this guy. Department stores sell the worst quality things.

    • @nysockexchange2204
      @nysockexchange2204 11 місяців тому +18

      Why is this guy a jerk? Too honest maybe, but is that a crime?

    • @Laurencita
      @Laurencita 11 місяців тому

      @@parafitality2730fun fact: over 90% of politicians participate in insider trading but never get arrested for it.

  • @jobsgarage
    @jobsgarage 11 місяців тому +34

    It is remarkable to hit absolute rock bottom and then be able to get your stuff together and rise again, and even leverage your misadventure as a tool to help yourself and others at the same time. Respect

    • @alliwishis_2
      @alliwishis_2 10 місяців тому +1

      This is basically what I got out of it as well I don't know if it's genius but.. It's close to it

  • @poeticsilence047
    @poeticsilence047 11 місяців тому +113

    In his defense, jewelry doesn't need to be expensive. Jewlers just say it should be. If I am not mistaken, there is a story about diamonds that explains it.

    • @Hey_there_its_hanna
      @Hey_there_its_hanna 11 місяців тому +46

      Diamonds are a DeBeers' scam

    • @HeronCoyote1234
      @HeronCoyote1234 11 місяців тому +29

      It was an advertising agency that came up with an engagement ring should cost three months’ salary.

    • @PoesRaven73
      @PoesRaven73 11 місяців тому +31

      Diamonds are not rare. Their scarcity is artificially generated by DeBeers, who cornered the market on them and keeps the price artificially high; especially since diamonds can now be created in labs.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 11 місяців тому

      The diamond trade exists to bankroll private military companies and their (illegal) operations around the globe.

    • @poeticsilence047
      @poeticsilence047 11 місяців тому +4

      @BB-xx3dv Exactly. The people knew what they were buying, and at the same time, he was making fun of himself and his business.

  • @shortking-vp9vv
    @shortking-vp9vv 11 місяців тому +47

    I’ll be honest… I kinda like Ratner’s honesty here. Those consumers HAD to have known what they were buying. He didn’t really make jokes at the expense of the consumers, he was just being real about the quality of his product lmao which was reflected by the price, it seems.

    • @jerrywhite8915
      @jerrywhite8915 11 місяців тому +14

      He was clearly mocking them for buying his junk. If he were honest his store should have had signs that said buy our crap it won't last long. He manipulated them in store, then laughed at them on television in front of millions...thats why it folded so fast..based on your comment I see that have the same mindset as the ones in attendance at his speech. No doubt a uptight person who hhasn't struggled for anything 😅😂

    • @Lucinda_Jackson
      @Lucinda_Jackson 11 місяців тому +12

      There's a difference between buying something cheap but good looking, knowing you're getting something of questionable quality, making that choice with price in the equation and hearing that the person who sold it to you has said he's knowingly sold you junk and implying that you were too stupid to understand what you were buying. He made his customers the butt of a joke and nobody enjoys feeling like somebody is laughing at them - particularly when they've helped that somebody to a successful and very comfortable life.

    • @samfitzpatrick7891
      @samfitzpatrick7891 11 місяців тому +12

      discount stores need to promote their products as good value for money. Look at Aldi - most people would agree their stuff is of decent quality and yet is cheaper than the rivals, not necessarily because the products are poorly produced, but because they are produced efficiently. Telling everyone your product is actually just tat breaks the idea of them being good value for money

    • @shortking-vp9vv
      @shortking-vp9vv 11 місяців тому +2

      @@samfitzpatrick7891 yeah I can see this part. Even if you know you’re buying something cheap, I guess it’s still a little much for the guy who made it to really drive home how crappy the product is

    • @shortking-vp9vv
      @shortking-vp9vv 11 місяців тому +4

      @@jerrywhite8915 well I didn’t know about the manipulation in-store (i just listened to this so maybe there were some photos I missed), I thought he made it pretty clear that it was cheap glass goods, but I do see what others are saying about there being a point where a line has been crossed from honest to a little TOO honest to the point of disrespectful. I guess the joke would have landed better if this wasn’t in front of a bunch of other haughty business owners.
      You’re making a lot of assumptions about me based on one comment. I’m a socialist who grew up impoverished lol and I hate even moreso when grifters on the surface present a product as life-changing and innovative when it’s just cheap trash. Trust me, I hate throwing a rich guy a bone, but at least he admitted it in front of everyone 🤷‍♂️

  • @kimlaselle9976
    @kimlaselle9976 11 місяців тому +68

    Loved it! I enjoy your Horrors very much--and this story could have been one if Gerald hadn't recovered and carried on!

  • @connor3284
    @connor3284 11 місяців тому +22

    The lesson here is that many people want cheap, tacky junk in a trashy environment, but very importantly they want to delude themselves into thinking they are buying expensive, quality items in a classy environment.

  • @davymckeown4577
    @davymckeown4577 11 місяців тому +112

    I admire his honesty, it's a shame all those who peddle total crap aren't more like him.

    • @Olhado256
      @Olhado256 11 місяців тому +3

      Honesty is probably not the right strategy when you're selling luxury goods (or cheap knockoffs of luxury goods).

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 11 місяців тому +6

      @Olhado256 Yeah, customers were like, "Shoot! If even the owner is laughing at me for wearing these, what are people on the street saying about me??"

    • @Rage_Harder_Then_Relax
      @Rage_Harder_Then_Relax 11 місяців тому

      Well you'd have to talk to every western countries leaders & businesses who get ridiculous amounts of tax cuts & sold our livelihoods to China so they can all get rich off cheap crap

    • @ihatespam2
      @ihatespam2 11 місяців тому +2

      What? He wasn’t being honest he was being insulting with his greedy buddies and didn’t expect consumers to hear it. He is an arrogant punk.

    • @johnm3907
      @johnm3907 11 місяців тому +3

      People are gone so stupid that if wish or temus head man said something like this they wouldn't care.

  • @MaiMyTie
    @MaiMyTie 11 місяців тому +34

    In the end his speech taught the attendees a very valuable lesson, which is why they paid to be there.

    • @alliwishis_2
      @alliwishis_2 10 місяців тому

      😂 that's a twist They didn't know why they paid to be there they just knew they was expecting one thing and something else actually ( a mistake a misfortune ) happened

  • @JebAlert
    @JebAlert 11 місяців тому +34

    Having never heard this story before, i feel pretty bad that this is how his speech turned out. Its a shame that people criticize this self depreciating honestly about their products and instead prefer charlatans who consistently over promise and under deliver. I'd rather a harsh but charming truth over a gilded self serving lie.

    • @baronburch6702
      @baronburch6702 10 місяців тому +6

      If people preferred truth to falsehood priests would have no congregations and politicians no crowds.

  • @saundrawolfe6053
    @saundrawolfe6053 11 місяців тому +9

    I love your channel. You hit just the right tone and have a real feel for your subject matter. I especially appreciate how you don't feel like you have to inflate 15 minutes of great storytelling into 30 minutes with pointless filler. Have you considered doing The Ghost Ship fire in Oakland, Ca.? Seems like the sort of story you are best equipped to tell.

  • @sawliny
    @sawliny 11 місяців тому +16

    Fascinating failures is probably the best title I've heard all month.

  • @Matt.P.
    @Matt.P. 11 місяців тому +95

    Who would have thought the cheapest jewelry available would be crap? I couldn’t blame him, his customers were naive indeed.

    • @Rage_Harder_Then_Relax
      @Rage_Harder_Then_Relax 11 місяців тому +3

      Clearly he was naive because he lost the business !!@!!!

    • @ludoviclemaignen9432
      @ludoviclemaignen9432 11 місяців тому +3

      Yet people play the lottery week in, week out... People are gullible

    • @baronburch6702
      @baronburch6702 10 місяців тому +1

      As are all those who vote in the UK believing what either main party says it will do.

    • @thejohnson9204
      @thejohnson9204 10 місяців тому

      @@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax I think they just rebranded, did not loose it. Pretty sure they are still trading successfully. VW Group killed many people with false emissions.... no one gives a fuck..... But don't call my $1 jewellery garbage..... WTF???

    • @greebj
      @greebj 10 місяців тому +1

      Customers think they're getting something better than total crap. The rubbish jewellery was no different the morning after. It was the customers perception that was changed overnight

  • @johntaylorson7769
    @johntaylorson7769 11 місяців тому +12

    Nice one mate. And just as an aside, thanks for hiring an illustrator and not doing the generic, tedious and horrible AI-generated imagery almost every other youtuber has gravitated towards.

  • @trevgauntletneu_gaming
    @trevgauntletneu_gaming 4 місяці тому +1

    > Sells gold earrings for less than a pound. That's cheaper than a prawn sandwich. At least it'll last longer than the earrings.
    I've never cringed so much for a joke.

  • @onetonpun
    @onetonpun 11 місяців тому +16

    The audience reaction tells you how business leaders all feel about you the consumer.

  • @Thesnakerox
    @Thesnakerox 11 місяців тому +9

    If "Fascinating Failures" ever becomes a real series, I'd love to see an episode on the Samsung Galaxy Note 7! I know that story's been done to death at this point, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to hear your unique take on it!

  • @Blanco8x8
    @Blanco8x8 11 місяців тому +62

    Humility and self-deprecating humor is one thing. Being too honest about your shady business will have consequences.
    This is why McDonald's never joked about the cheap quality of their food. Even though we know it's true, as customers we want the dignity of purchasing a decent product.
    If you, the CEO, are telling customers that they're buying crap, they'll believe it.

    • @Trenz0
      @Trenz0 11 місяців тому +8

      I despise this fact of human psychology. Being "too honest" will almost always result in a negative result. When making a dating profile or an online sales ad, the less you put, the better the result (most of the time). Resumes, job interviews... Everywhere you look people are encouraged to embellish and "stretch the truth." All because people are fickle and generally lazy (read: they would rather write something off at the first sniff of uncertainty than look deeper or wait and see)

    • @caucasoidape8838
      @caucasoidape8838 11 місяців тому +1

      My jewelry is the best in the world, believe you me!

    • @yondie491
      @yondie491 11 місяців тому +4

      I'm curious what is shady about it

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 11 місяців тому +8

      @Trenz0 I don't think this guy's painting the whole picture; Customers don't mind buying crap sometimes because life is often crappy,
      but if even the CEO is having a laugh at their expense over how bad of an illusion they are buying into is,
      ...then they get worried about what everyone else in the world might know about how dumb they are on top of that, and they cut off such a risky decision.
      He should have realized what his real product was; he wasn't selling look- a- likes, he was selling a lifestyle illusion, but then swiftly broke that illusion himself,... jarring people back to reality.
      A great salesman, who was able to sell more people than ever on the idea that his company was simply not worth it!

    • @tw8464
      @tw8464 11 місяців тому +2

      Exactly. How does a "businessman" not know the most basic thing about business? NEVER insult your customers!

  • @TooMuchTalkie
    @TooMuchTalkie 5 місяців тому +2

    my mum and some of her friends genuinely went out and bought some ratners stuff when they hadn’t before after this speech bc they thought at least he was honest. they knew that the stuff they could afford wasn’t high quality and thought it was refreshing to hear people acknowledge it

  • @UraniumChef
    @UraniumChef 11 місяців тому +9

    I love this! It’s a wonderful spin off the horror channel and I’m all for it

  • @EndingSimple
    @EndingSimple 11 місяців тому +14

    What this is really telling us is that most people prefer BS to truth and really hate it when they find this is true about themselves. People complain that marketers never tell the truth. Well, that's their job. They are supposed to get you to buy something for as high a multiple of what it cost to make as possible. Truth doesn't enter into it. And we buy these things knowing this full well. They got angry because he made clear he'd BS'ed them into buying his crap.

  • @midnightmosesuk
    @midnightmosesuk 11 місяців тому +31

    I can't understand why he didn't just hire someone to write the speech for him.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 10 місяців тому +1

      Well, his public speaking expert told him it was great. Why do a rewrite at that point?

    • @petrsson
      @petrsson 10 місяців тому +1

      Ego...😅

    • @jameshogan6142
      @jameshogan6142 9 місяців тому

      The public speaking expert was obviously not a salesman. @@jakepullman4914

    • @dawnstorm9768
      @dawnstorm9768 8 місяців тому +1

      Pro tip: Toastmasters is your friend!

  • @Papawheelie57
    @Papawheelie57 11 місяців тому +16

    Im confused, how did those people not know that they were buying junk? As stated in the video, a normal pair of earring would cost 300 pounds. Thats a massive difference from 1 pound. If the owner of dollar tree told me that the $1 toy i bought there was garbage id kinda be like, duh, tell me something i dont know. Thats why it only costed $1.

    • @ignaciogodoy7095
      @ignaciogodoy7095 10 місяців тому +4

      Because you can’t see the difference visually, and people who buy those fantasy jewelry was confident using those items. But when the owner says that you are wearing junk, you hurt the buyer self steam and they stop buying it.

    • @curiouscat9
      @curiouscat9 9 місяців тому +1

      Because people are stupid, that's why. Surely if someone buys "gold jewellery" at a price that is a miniscule fraction of the price of gold itself, and still think that the jewellery is genuine gold, there can be no other explanation.

  • @OurEpicLife
    @OurEpicLife 11 місяців тому +8

    Always delighted to see you post another video on here! Especially something so obscure. Great work!!

    • @timflatus
      @timflatus 11 місяців тому

      Obscure? I walked past a Ratners looking exactly like that every time I went to town as a kid. There was a Samuels half way down on the other side.

  • @crippledbeast_U-toob
    @crippledbeast_U-toob 9 місяців тому +1

    Great video! Enjoyed the corporate disaster history.

  • @terrydesignsstudio
    @terrydesignsstudio 10 місяців тому +3

    My ex was a PR Director for - let’s just say “Company I”. She wrote a speech for the CEO to be delivered to an all-hands meeting informing them that the company was being sold to “Company B”. This was to affect everyone at this meeting. Most would lose their jobs. He essentially threw most of the speech out, and ended up explaining to all the employees that he, and the other company’s top man went out on a bender one night, and decided for “B” to buy out “I”. He laughed, saying “….whew, what a night…” You can imagine the response. Okay. Sell your company. But maybe be humane how you tell your employees? This man retired, lived a life of luxury, and left hundreds of families devastated.

  • @zacharypeterson6465
    @zacharypeterson6465 10 місяців тому +2

    So excited when I clicked this and heard your voice. I never miss a fascinating horror video and I’m excited to hear you tackle some different subject matter!

  • @EeveeFromAlmia
    @EeveeFromAlmia 11 місяців тому +21

    Being able to talk down about yourself in a joke is a goddam art form; you can't just throw some in and hope for the best. It's insane that nobody stopped him.

  • @BrianChamberlin-e1n
    @BrianChamberlin-e1n 10 місяців тому +2

    Electrolux vacuum makers decided and then spent millions and millions of pounds on a massive advertising campaign in America. Absolute disaster/ failure mistake by using the the words "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." They didnt realise that sucks in America means bad.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 3 місяці тому

      About 20-30 years ago I remember seeing an ad in an airport from some Asian tech company where their motto was “Out of our minds, into your hands”.

  • @joeysplats3209
    @joeysplats3209 10 місяців тому +3

    This is among the greatest stories I've ever seen. It teaches so much in so little time, it's like wrapping up every success book in the world and delivering it in a ten minute account. For him that has ears, let him hear.

  • @geemanbmw
    @geemanbmw 11 місяців тому +6

    Everybody is over looking the fact that he loafed around his house for 7 YEARS! before his wife got annoyed lol , wow did she have patience 😂

  • @Kramer.from.seinfeld
    @Kramer.from.seinfeld 11 місяців тому +4

    Great vid, hope to see some more Fascinating failures

  • @Ethan7s
    @Ethan7s 11 місяців тому +10

    Apparently Walmart was in attendance to learn from Mr. Ratner.

  • @rmoz2729
    @rmoz2729 11 місяців тому +6

    Excellent content all round. I hadn’t heard of this in Australia but it is quite an extraordinary misfire. I recall an Australian politician, Alexander Downer, who all but had his party’s leadership in the bag for a federal election and looked ready to be the next PM when he delivered speech on his party’s anti domestic violence campaign called ‘The things that matter’. He referred to it as something that probably should’ve been called, “the things that batter”. He never became PM, though he did become a successful minister in cabinet years later.

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 10 місяців тому +1

      Makes me think of Clayton Williams, 1990 candidate for governor of Texas who was stupid and messed-up enough to not only tell a joke comparing bad weather to _rape_ , but to do so in an environment with many folks in attendance, reporters included. It tanked his candidacy because in addition to showing he was not a great guy, it demonstrated his poor judgment, not exactly a characteristic one seeks in a governor...
      or at least, back then my state wasn't looking for that. These days, it seems like too many Texas voters want a full-on sociopath in the governor's mansion: we've got a guy in there now who is essentially said that he'd be fine assassinating migrants at the border if only our pesky president didn't term that "murder" (because it is).

    • @anthonyszy7191
      @anthonyszy7191 10 місяців тому

      He was having a downer that day!

    • @rmoz2729
      @rmoz2729 10 місяців тому

      @@anthonyszy7191 😂

  • @chrisbeynon8700
    @chrisbeynon8700 11 місяців тому +16

    As much as Ratner's jokes don't land, yours definitely do! It's nice to hear jokes from your voice after so much Fascinating Horror!

  • @NDHFilms
    @NDHFilms 11 місяців тому +45

    I have a lot of respect that you use illustrations made by an actual person.

    • @johneeeemarry34
      @johneeeemarry34 10 місяців тому

      2.30 is a stock photograph that’s not from Britain in the 80s! It’s a visual lie… Why do you respect liars? 🤣🤣🤣💩

    • @sgg17003
      @sgg17003 10 місяців тому

      Lots of pi s in UA-cam videos are created in no time with AI. Why would a content creator waste time and money doing it the hard way that costs more and takes more time?

    • @NDHFilms
      @NDHFilms 10 місяців тому

      @@sgg17003 They would do it because they have a shred of integrity.

    • @sgg17003
      @sgg17003 10 місяців тому

      @@NDHFilms You live in a fantasy world. Most UA-camrs don't make shit for money and have actual jobs, families, lives, etc.

  • @MadelinefromCelesteW
    @MadelinefromCelesteW 11 місяців тому +29

    3:27 i must say i was wondering who he was going to turn out shaking the hand of and this... did not disappoint 😭a fun departure that's eerily similar to the disaster stories we're used to, I like this video !

  • @effeilensucre
    @effeilensucre 11 місяців тому +67

    Ratner: yeah, the things we're selling are totally worthless lol
    The product: *becomes worthless*
    Ratner: pikachusurprisedface.jpg

  • @61rampy65
    @61rampy65 10 місяців тому +1

    I clicked on this because I was interested in the thumbnail. Upon watching this, I instantly recognized your distinctive voice. And, just like in Fascinating Horror, the video was extremely interesting. Thank you, and I will be watching these videos, too! New subscriber!

  • @fixedG
    @fixedG 11 місяців тому +7

    I'd love to see a feature film with this speech as the climax. It could be like the opposite of The King's Speech.

  • @AG-ng8gt
    @AG-ng8gt 11 місяців тому +12

    I love your story telling!
    This could easily be a FH story, in my opinion. As someone with a paralyzing fear of public speaking, I can't imagine anything worse with a speech than for it to go down in history as horrendous failure, such that people would be making videos about it 23 years later.

    • @KlaxontheImpailr
      @KlaxontheImpailr 11 місяців тому +3

      I was thinking the same thing. It's like a much more personal and common form of horror compared to his usual disaster content

  • @terratorment2940
    @terratorment2940 11 місяців тому +13

    That's a corporate Darwin Award if I ever saw one.

  • @onionbubs386
    @onionbubs386 10 місяців тому +1

    I love the illustrations! I appreciate how they're not AI and actually very well done. Kudos to Emma.

  • @johnwoods1161
    @johnwoods1161 11 місяців тому +15

    You know what? He failed, but eventually rose again. I really respect that.

  • @daveayerstdavies
    @daveayerstdavies 10 місяців тому +1

    It was not the first time Ratner had given the 'crap' speech and each time it had been well received. His mistake was not the speech, but misjudging the journalists in the audience who chose to put a catchy headline spin on the 'crap' comment. The speech was aimed at the people in the room and it worked well, the problem was the wider audience that he had not accounted for and the negative presentation that journalists gave it.

  • @dxcSOUL
    @dxcSOUL 11 місяців тому +9

    This would not happen today. We have CEOs literally saying more or less the same thing. Bootlickers still cling to em. Rich people today will ALWAYS have fans with no self-respect no matter how horrible they are.

    • @HikingWithCooper
      @HikingWithCooper 10 місяців тому

      Within the past month, the richest human to ever stand on this planet literally told his advertisers, on stage and on TV, to F off.

  • @morrisstewart1528
    @morrisstewart1528 11 місяців тому +1

    For some reason my notifications weren't enabled on this channel. Glad you posted this on the original. Great content as always.

  • @nopewmopan
    @nopewmopan 11 місяців тому +9

    I've heard the advice about talking about your product in such a way but didn't know there was such a shining example of what happens when someone actually does it.

  • @Dr_Wrong
    @Dr_Wrong 10 місяців тому +1

    “If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.”

  • @Fimbleshanks
    @Fimbleshanks 11 місяців тому +3

    Very interesting! I would definitely be interested in more videos like this.

  • @peter5.056
    @peter5.056 11 місяців тому +5

    Lol, a meeting of corporate royalty laughing at the peons. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!?!

  • @yeeeehaaawbuddy
    @yeeeehaaawbuddy 11 місяців тому +13

    So as a joke, he said that his merchandise was crap, and that it wouldn't last as long as a sandwich. See, THIS is what the teachers in his school were talking about.

  • @thebrettyouneed178
    @thebrettyouneed178 10 місяців тому +1

    Those weren't the even bad jokes, they just broke the illusion that's all

  • @Xartavion
    @Xartavion 11 місяців тому +16

    I was SO furious that someone had essentially "Chinese knock-off"ed your "Fascinating Horror" channel, I was ready to give you SUCH shit. Like, right down to the last DETAIL?!?
    Then the voice-over started. Never a better feeling, for me, than being wrong. 😆

    • @zenfrodo
      @zenfrodo 11 місяців тому +1

      I almost did the same, but checked the channel page first...then smiled when I saw it was the real deal.

  • @cybergreghu
    @cybergreghu 11 місяців тому +9

    Ryanair keeps doing this on a daily basis, and they get away with it.

  • @cadillacdeville5828
    @cadillacdeville5828 11 місяців тому +10

    Good morning and thanks for this interesting topic

  • @Sibyle79
    @Sibyle79 11 місяців тому +8

    😂😂
    I enjoyed this one quite a bit!

  • @MattThomas43
    @MattThomas43 11 місяців тому +6

    He's not "doing good". He was selling crap. His mistake was telling the truth. His advice is to maintain the lie.

    • @jeremypearson6852
      @jeremypearson6852 10 місяців тому

      “It’s not a lie if you believe it “ George Costanza

  • @pauledgewater
    @pauledgewater 10 місяців тому

    Love this newer channel! You have mad skills, my friend.

  • @yuvgotubekidding
    @yuvgotubekidding 11 місяців тому +51

    Who wants to support the one that makes you feel like a stooge, duped, betrayed?

    • @ButtersCCookie
      @ButtersCCookie 11 місяців тому

      A lot of people. Aunt has millions because of it.

    • @PS-hv7on
      @PS-hv7on 11 місяців тому +3

      80 million Biden voters.......

    • @sergeybrin6701
      @sergeybrin6701 11 місяців тому +18

      @@PS-hv7on ...saved America

    • @DrJ-hx7wv
      @DrJ-hx7wv 11 місяців тому

      Elections aren't real ​@@PS-hv7on

    • @chad9166
      @chad9166 11 місяців тому +12

      ​@@sergeybrin6701Cringe, both of you

  • @hatandcaneproductions4877
    @hatandcaneproductions4877 11 місяців тому +2

    This was a great change up in the type of video! I would love to see more videos about these sort of topics. Maybe the next would be about Crazy Eddie

  • @targuscinco
    @targuscinco 11 місяців тому +3

    To be fair, if you buy jewelry for a dollar and someone calls you out for buying turds, your only recourse is to say, yeah, that's a fair assessment.

    • @CiCodiCadno
      @CiCodiCadno 5 місяців тому

      *pound
      The value of 1 pound in the 90s floated around 1.5 dollars, so it'd be more like you buying jewellery for 70 cents and someone calling you out for buying turds

  • @moohHa22
    @moohHa22 11 місяців тому +2

    Oooh I love a bit of schadenfreude! I’ve been a long time subscriber to Fascinating Horror and was thrilled to see this video come up in my recommended. A whole new channel to binge on 🙌🏼 thank you, your videos really are fascinating :)

  • @Mattostar-z2d
    @Mattostar-z2d 11 місяців тому +37

    Worst speech in history? This sounds interesting, if not confusing or hilarious. Thank you Kristian Crow, for another unique upload on here. 😊

    • @tejaswoman
      @tejaswoman 10 місяців тому +1

      Yes, I think it would work better to call it the worst speech in business history.

    • @Mattostar-z2d
      @Mattostar-z2d 10 місяців тому

      @@tejaswoman That makes more sense. The worst speech in history is such a huge title to try to prove.

  • @PandaPawz735
    @PandaPawz735 11 місяців тому +1

    love your style of storytelling!! a more lighthearted story but done just as wonderfully!!

  • @stephanieparker1250
    @stephanieparker1250 11 місяців тому +3

    I mean.. I gotta give him props for pulling his shit together eventually and making something positive. I’m not sure I would have been able to recover if I had blundered so badly!

  • @JackJackIsBackBack
    @JackJackIsBackBack 11 місяців тому +1

    Video came up in my recommended. Very interesting! Would love to see more.

  • @mothra__13
    @mothra__13 11 місяців тому +4

    I feel like it should probably be Business 101 to not insult your customers.

    • @erintyres3609
      @erintyres3609 10 місяців тому

      The US Marines used to have a recruiting slogan, "We're looking for a few good men." I worked for a company that was having a lot of trouble with customer service, and it occurred to me that our company catchphrase could be, "We're looking for a few good customers. The ones who will patiently put up with anything, no matter what!"

  • @tiffanysjustcoloring
    @tiffanysjustcoloring 11 місяців тому

    Nice! I didn’t know you had a second channel. Made it through you saying the date and had to pause to check the channel info because I was worried someone was ripping off your work and I’d somehow just missed this video. Yay, double the Fascination!

  • @evilchaosboy
    @evilchaosboy 11 місяців тому +4

    He's just lucky he had _some_ natural talent because after a "crash & burn" like that, I would think most humans would be unrecoverable. I would think that must be one of the _worst_ feelings possible...to have it _ALL_ one day and lose it all the next.

  • @polibm6510
    @polibm6510 10 місяців тому +1

    The speeches about "Iraq has a chemicals weapons" were much much worse...

  • @danawinsor1380
    @danawinsor1380 11 місяців тому +8

    This was excellent. In addition to the fascinating cautionary tale, I like the narrator, who speaks with clarity and vocal timbre that is pleasing to listen to.

    • @VanillaMacaron551
      @VanillaMacaron551 11 місяців тому +1

      In this vein - would love to see this channel cover the story of the woman who wrote some comments on social media, boarded a 10-hour flight and by the time she'd landed, her post had gone viral, hit the mainstream media and she'd lost her job. Or something like that.

    • @ncapone87
      @ncapone87 11 місяців тому

      He sounds like Alex Ball

  • @OdorGod
    @OdorGod 10 місяців тому

    I’m so happy I found this channel. One of my fav UA-camrs

  • @Shadooe
    @Shadooe 11 місяців тому +3

    I have a book called "History's Worst Decisions, and the People Who Made Them." Chapter 44: 'Gerald Ratner's "Crap."'

  • @davidholgate123
    @davidholgate123 9 місяців тому +1

    So being cancelled was a thing back in the day too!

  • @inhop2443
    @inhop2443 11 місяців тому +5

    I remember this. Fecking hilarious. We ended up studying it in PSE at school 😂😂

  • @SpaceCattttt
    @SpaceCattttt 10 місяців тому +1

    In Ratner's defense, not only do I think his jokes were rather funny, but more than that, they were honest.
    I can understand that his customers weren't laughing, but then again, did they REALLY think that the jewelry they spent an ENTIRE POUND on,
    was anything but crap? They bought it because they were cheapskates. And at least Ratner had the courage to admit as much.

  • @michaeledwards6683
    @michaeledwards6683 11 місяців тому +5

    he’s like an adam sandler movie villain

  • @Ice_Karma
    @Ice_Karma 9 місяців тому +1

    I can't remember the context in which the remarks were made, but didn't Alan Sugar say some pretty bad things about his products and the people who bought them?

  • @phimusic44
    @phimusic44 11 місяців тому +3

    If you can find more of these stories, I hope this turns into another series

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean 11 місяців тому +2

    Oh hey, I didn't know you had a second channel! Subbed. I wanna hear more stuff like this!

  • @mrluckyuncle
    @mrluckyuncle 11 місяців тому +6

    I’m surprised the customers reacted that way. Maybe it’s a British thing? They certainly knew they were buying crap….

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 10 місяців тому +3

      Yes, we all knew it was crap. The objection was hearing the CEO turning it into a joke, like he was insulting everyone

    • @Yimello
      @Yimello 3 місяці тому +1

      No one would have cared if it wasn't for the media spin. No one really thought they were getting amazing jewellery for such a low price, it's that the media told them that Ratner thought they were idiots.

  • @7thsealord888
    @7thsealord888 11 місяців тому +2

    Ratner was talking to a large but select audience, with which he was hoping to "fit in". Clearly, he did not expect what he said to get as widely disseminated as it was- hardly the first or only person THAT has ever happened to.
    I feel for the guy, because he didn't actually do anything wrong, just ill-advised. Respect for how he was able to start ANOTHER successful business eventually.

  • @brianedwards7142
    @brianedwards7142 11 місяців тому +18

    Needs a voice balloon saying "balls".

    • @Junierox
      @Junierox 11 місяців тому +1

      😂

    • @WhatIsThatThingDoing
      @WhatIsThatThingDoing 11 місяців тому +5

      The Plainly Difficult staple. Yes, something like that could go far.

  • @drxela123
    @drxela123 10 місяців тому

    Excellent video - wish I'd found you sooner. Looking forward to your next piece of content.

  • @SJTJ
    @SJTJ 11 місяців тому +7

    I mean. There are companies who have done worse, been called out, not even acknowledged it, and continued making a profit. So at least this guy tried! I appreciate you Mr. Ratner!

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 11 місяців тому

      Saying the quiet part out loud is generally a bad call, except today it seems to be the norm