Mock the Week - The Best Jokes part 3

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  • @Kameenah
    @Kameenah 10 років тому +213

    Hugh is a legend.

    • @fulfillkhongkiang2513
      @fulfillkhongkiang2513 3 роки тому +1

      I agree🤗

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 10 місяців тому

      He got a lot of mileage out of the “have you been in an accident?” gag.

  • @dancedecker
    @dancedecker 4 роки тому +34

    That one from Miles Jupp about... "Ian wanted a Renaissance look, so I've just set fire to a Catholic and taken a shit out of the window". Awesome. Lol.

  • @BeakersAreCool
    @BeakersAreCool 5 років тому +70

    Frankie's Dalek Poetry reading is priceless

  • @chenugent
    @chenugent 5 років тому +122

    “As eeyore put the noose around his neck” 😂

  • @EIlieGregory
    @EIlieGregory 10 років тому +110

    "And now, Gordon Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares (for the hard of hearing)" I nearly pissed myself!!! XD

  • @ChimerezeNwosu
    @ChimerezeNwosu 4 роки тому +5

    That Samson joke was golden!!!!😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • @ricardomctrollstein3102
    @ricardomctrollstein3102 11 років тому +119

    Good joke by Milton Jones: Quantify N in terms of Q if Q is positive integer that dissects a parabolic curve. How's you're lucky pencil case now?? Eh eh eh

  • @georgecaplin9075
    @georgecaplin9075 5 років тому +50

    Really not a Mickey Flanagan fan but the Eeyore one cracked me up.

  • @piercek1097
    @piercek1097 8 років тому +342

    God looked over john and said, John, come forth and earn eternal life, but John came 5th and won a toaster

    • @METALUNICORNLTD
      @METALUNICORNLTD 5 років тому +3

      Pierce K that was brilliant:)

    • @harrynorman2871
      @harrynorman2871 5 років тому +3

      W2S

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 4 роки тому +3

      @@METALUNICORNLTD I don't suppose John thought so.

    • @alajandrooso6390
      @alajandrooso6390 4 роки тому

      Good James Acaster joke.

    • @piercek1097
      @piercek1097 4 роки тому +2

      @@alajandrooso6390 I don't even know who james acaster is😂 I just remember my bud telling the joke to me in middle school

  • @HpTaRdIsRiNg
    @HpTaRdIsRiNg 10 років тому +254

    Like that the audience joined in with 'not the messiah'

    • @smokingspitfire1197
      @smokingspitfire1197 7 років тому +20

      Tom McGeough That was fantastic. the best Monty python joke xD
      *silly walks away*

    • @williamcrowe2576
      @williamcrowe2576 5 років тому +8

      Would've been better if he'd done the voice.

    • @luckyjim37
      @luckyjim37 4 роки тому +3

      I died laughing

  • @wildsurfer12
    @wildsurfer12 5 років тому +31

    4:22 The true irony of this joke is that it actually happened!

  • @shootingstarfish8022
    @shootingstarfish8022 9 років тому +141

    That moment when my year 8 English teacher used the dalek poem during a talk about how to make a good presentation

  • @satansjockstrap550
    @satansjockstrap550 3 роки тому +6

    Hugh makes it for me 😂 so funny

  • @womanonabicycle
    @womanonabicycle 5 років тому +7

    1.00 'What is a Stringfellow? ' Brilliant.

  • @tHa1Rune
    @tHa1Rune 10 років тому +41

    1:57 theres no way that could not have hurt

  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 4 роки тому +23

    "Quantify n in terms of q when q is a positive integer that dissects a parabolic curve ---- HOW'S YOUR LUCKY PENCIL CASE NOW? EY? EY? EY?"
    Hahahaha! Gets me every time. 😂😂😂

    • @C414AC
      @C414AC 4 роки тому

      Explain? I missed it.

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 4 роки тому +1

      @@C414AC lucky pencil case is a thing pupils say when they have cheat sheets in it. and the exam question was so hard/complex that no cheating would help you

  • @Tom_The_Cat
    @Tom_The_Cat 4 роки тому +12

    I showed Frankie's Dr Who joke to a friend who loves the show. He almost suffocated from laughing so hard

  • @missathena55
    @missathena55 11 років тому +21

    What colour wire do I need to cut?
    The lilac, the mauve, the salmon pink or the fuchsia

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 4 роки тому +3

    I want to hear more about Eyore putting the noose around his neck! 😬😬🙄😭😂

    • @U2QuoZepplin
      @U2QuoZepplin 4 роки тому +1

      Arrrrgggghhh flippin’ Cat! 🐱 Why didn’t they ever use that in a Bond Movie 🤣🤣🙃

    • @U2QuoZepplin
      @U2QuoZepplin 4 роки тому +1

      I miss Shaun Walsh.

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 4 роки тому +3

    that stringfellow joke will be one of the best of all time

  • @swag2kill423
    @swag2kill423 4 роки тому +8

    Funny how hugh’s joke about dec actually became very true 😂

  • @MrJamesohh
    @MrJamesohh 11 років тому +17

    "women divers" hahahahaha genius

  • @Emmanouel123
    @Emmanouel123 10 років тому +8

    I'm greek and i waited for this joke :D
    love this show!!!

  • @joetri10
    @joetri10 4 роки тому +7

    4:22. That joke went though a period of unwell.. xD

  • @DeadlyPants123
    @DeadlyPants123 9 років тому +34

    Ed Byrne looks like a long haired Mini Ladd

    • @emmad4308
      @emmad4308 3 роки тому +1

      This didn't age well

  • @ricecoffee3968
    @ricecoffee3968 4 роки тому +3

    This would make a good card game for those at home!

  • @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs
    @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs 6 років тому +5

    "please welcome your host for the night: Dec"
    Did he predict the fucking future???

  • @teolyles325
    @teolyles325 8 років тому +4

    Those last two killed me but mostly the Ten years younger one

  • @jackcannon3511
    @jackcannon3511 6 років тому +38

    interesting how he said to host the show dec and not ant after what happened with the car

  • @NotAJollyPotato
    @NotAJollyPotato 9 років тому +6

    That Kim jong un joke cracked me up....... again

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 9 років тому +190

    0:49 found out that came from Monty Python. "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!"

    • @allamericangamer8546
      @allamericangamer8546 8 років тому +1

      +mindlessgonzo omg gonzo!

    • @geddstock
      @geddstock 8 років тому +27

      How didn't you know that already????

    • @dyllan1001
      @dyllan1001 7 років тому +12

      Oh that why the audience said it along with Andy

    • @darkwolflegacy3533
      @darkwolflegacy3533 5 років тому +20

      Just reading that comment makes me feel ever so slightly sad

    • @joejitsu034
      @joejitsu034 4 роки тому +7

      “The Life of Brian” to be exact 👍

  • @dazzaboy04
    @dazzaboy04 5 років тому +11

    "And as Eeaw put the noose around his neck..."
    😂😂😂😂

  • @trindog5843
    @trindog5843 3 роки тому +4

    Andy il take write down every thing I know about macbeth on a blind panic

  • @fritspas
    @fritspas 11 років тому +8

    Shouldn't it be; 'Do you feel lucky, well do you, spunk?'

  • @alexbooyse9053
    @alexbooyse9053 6 років тому +8

    Would please welcome your host for tonight... Dec. - the prophecy foretold by Hugh Dennis.

  • @dantheman192
    @dantheman192 3 роки тому +1

    11:23

  • @emicomel
    @emicomel 4 роки тому +2

    He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy

  • @gamingguy178
    @gamingguy178 9 років тому +5

    found it "Thy choicest gifts in store
    On her be pleased to pour,
    Long may she reign.
    May she defend our laws,
    And give us ever cause,
    To sing with heart and voice,
    God save the Queen."

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 4 роки тому

      To be pedantic, that's actually the third verse. However, the second verse is almost never sung so people assume this to be the second.

  • @asaintwithsin7344
    @asaintwithsin7344 5 років тому +4

    and now your host for the night...Dec..'' It came true ffs!! hahaha

  • @starlightiris
    @starlightiris 5 років тому +1

    Nice Monty Python reference!

  • @paragonjones13
    @paragonjones13 10 років тому +9

    6:58 I only figured that out just now. I finally get it.

  • @RMNDK4life
    @RMNDK4life 11 років тому +20

    How's your lucky pencil case now Eh Eh EH!

  • @123pedroni
    @123pedroni 11 років тому +2

    1:58 IT'S GOLD FOR IRELAND

  • @Zer-er1sz
    @Zer-er1sz 4 роки тому +1

    the last one hurt me

  • @EriksAngelKeri
    @EriksAngelKeri  11 років тому +5

    I'm pretty sure that's Seann Walsh.

  • @PascalBlaschta
    @PascalBlaschta 11 років тому +1

    +uk spicer ur not the only one that heard the strange whisper. Dat creeped me out lol

  • @UKspicer90
    @UKspicer90 11 років тому +11

    any one else hear the strange whisper 02:53

  • @alexmoeller99
    @alexmoeller99 11 років тому +9

    Milton jones - king.

  • @michaelahilzensauer7780
    @michaelahilzensauer7780 11 років тому +1

    Hugh Dennis!! Genius!! :-D

  • @coffeewentcold
    @coffeewentcold 10 років тому +12

    0:48-0:49 quality died :(

  • @sammygent9591
    @sammygent9591 5 років тому +2

    Why does Hugh Dennis always look over his left shoulder as he walks away?

    • @RalphieMuskinyaar
      @RalphieMuskinyaar 5 років тому +2

      Sammy Gent I think he reads the screen again lol

  • @trekplijster
    @trekplijster 11 років тому +8

    "Animal Biscuits: Do not eat, when seal is broken" LEGEN wait for it...... DARY! LEGENDARY

  • @MMR_LM
    @MMR_LM 10 років тому +7

    7:17 - 7:19 I died.

  • @darknesspioneer
    @darknesspioneer 11 років тому +1

    I had to pause at 11:48 because I was laughing so much.

  • @barkebaat
    @barkebaat 4 роки тому +2

    0:57 - what's a Stringfellow ?

  • @FutureAbe
    @FutureAbe 8 років тому +6

    TINGS..

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 7 років тому

      Abe Grimm As I see this comment, Dara says it in the vid. 😂

  • @lucyrebecca4959
    @lucyrebecca4959 9 років тому +30

    I live in Leeds ://

    • @DRUGGEDpigYUM
      @DRUGGEDpigYUM 9 років тому +9

      Same...
      I moved here to improve my self esteem ;)

    • @Rswan13
      @Rswan13 9 років тому +7

      Drugged Pig Judging by your youtube name, it hasn't worked very well...

    • @brucewaynetonystark7
      @brucewaynetonystark7 9 років тому

      Ryan Swan lol

    • @thatdutchguy2882
      @thatdutchguy2882 9 років тому +1

      I feel your pain,my friend,....now would you kindly remove your foot of mine.

    • @tomski787
      @tomski787 9 років тому +3

      +Lucy Dickinson Oh, Lucy, that's so SAD! Still, I suppose _someone_ has to do it...

  • @Matakatto
    @Matakatto 8 років тому +6

    I told you I was ill...goddamn

  • @shugucchi
    @shugucchi 9 років тому +13

    For the restaurant one I would have said, In a Chinese restaurant it's unlikely to not hear the chef shout who let the dogs out.

  • @staninjapan07
    @staninjapan07 3 роки тому

    thanks twas good

  • @wolfinkidsclothing
    @wolfinkidsclothing 11 років тому +6

    Micky Flanagan is hilarious!!! How could you? :( #TeamFlanagan

  • @mitjabergoc
    @mitjabergoc 9 років тому +5

    can anyone please explain that Dalek poetry reading joke?

    • @0liverwarren
      @0liverwarren 9 років тому +23

      thats how Dalek talk ... without any emotion and just yelling everything. which is why a poetry reading by them would be hilarious

    • @mitjabergoc
      @mitjabergoc 9 років тому +2

      0liverwarren ahh thanks yeah i got it now thank you

    • @thomassiemsen850
      @thomassiemsen850 8 років тому

      +jane lam Its "Seek, Locate, Destroy"

    • @davidedwards3361
      @davidedwards3361 6 років тому

      It's a Dr Who thing, you wouldn't understand.

  • @thrash_0915
    @thrash_0915 7 років тому +2

    0:49 that came from Monty Python the Life of Brian

    • @EriksAngelKeri
      @EriksAngelKeri  7 років тому

      It's actually Monty Python's Life of Brian :)

    • @thrash_0915
      @thrash_0915 7 років тому

      Keri right, I just didn't catch my mistake

  • @shadowwolf1762
    @shadowwolf1762 8 років тому +3

    Reminds me of Whose Line only better.

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... Рік тому

    Not enough Frankie Boyle

  • @PeterJPickles
    @PeterJPickles 7 років тому

    Good compilation that :)

  • @olutobiisaiah7274
    @olutobiisaiah7274 11 років тому

    INSANE!!!!

  • @TintagelEmrys
    @TintagelEmrys 3 роки тому

    Isn't the joke about cutting the wire from The Librarians?

  • @a.c.m.4548
    @a.c.m.4548 8 років тому +19

    It almost makes me sad that whenever the new topic comes up onscreen you usually see Andy out first. But then it cuts to Hugh or Frankie... I start feeling like it's unfair until I remember that Andy isn't actually that funny most of the time.

    • @PietroShitzberg
      @PietroShitzberg 5 років тому +4

      His delivery is terrible. The best joke he told on this was stolen from Monty Python.

    • @kb10hd27
      @kb10hd27 5 років тому

      They had us in the first half. Not gonna lie

  • @outstretchedwings
    @outstretchedwings 5 років тому +2

    I had to Google some of the references because they're British in-jokes and I'm an American, but other than that...
    Among my favorites:
    "Overrated passes it to Overpaid, Overpaid to Possible Rapist...goal!"

  • @jamesbutler6253
    @jamesbutler6253 4 роки тому

    Can anyone explain Jack Whitehall's Lenny Henry comment?

    • @EriksAngelKeri
      @EriksAngelKeri  4 роки тому +1

      Lenny Henry did a bunch of adverts for Premier Inn.

  • @RobSmith2016
    @RobSmith2016 10 років тому +193

    this show lost all its legitimacy since they got rid of frankie boyle

    • @zombiefighterof1987
      @zombiefighterof1987 10 років тому +1

      wait what?!?!

    • @RobSmith2016
      @RobSmith2016 10 років тому +23

      Morden101 boyle is the only one who knows not afraid to lose his job for what he believes.

    • @dickyanders8138
      @dickyanders8138 10 років тому +6

      and Russell

    • @farquharce
      @farquharce 10 років тому +4

      Morden101 Taking moral high ground on a youtube comment section. Big gun.

    • @BumMcFluff
      @BumMcFluff 10 років тому

      Legitimacy?

  • @WithoutUHere
    @WithoutUHere 5 років тому +3

    I tuned into your new porn channel "CBoobies"
    I think it was unlikely lines from a kids TV show or something? Not sure it's in the video lol

  • @Blubai67
    @Blubai67 11 років тому

    The joke was that he only does the job cos he gets good holidays with it. Not that he does the job during the holidays.

  • @Supermarketsweep3266
    @Supermarketsweep3266 11 років тому +1

    Who is it at 6:16?

  • @arsenaljc
    @arsenaljc 11 років тому +1

    who's the American guy at 10:00 ?

    • @StevieHarding77
      @StevieHarding77 11 років тому +13

      it is Stewart Francis and he is Canadian

    • @moviemortuary4928
      @moviemortuary4928 8 років тому +2

      +Stevie Harding to quote the man himself, "I'm not American, I don't play the banjo and I don't kiss my cousins"

  • @jackverlinho8379
    @jackverlinho8379 5 років тому

    I live Grege Davies

  • @tranceaddict1980
    @tranceaddict1980 9 років тому +3

    46 "unlikes" - really?!

  • @musefan12345
    @musefan12345 7 років тому +1

    please welcome your host.....DEC pmsl

  • @pablodelpatron
    @pablodelpatron 7 років тому +1

    9:17

  • @indianagnr09
    @indianagnr09 11 років тому +2

    Unlikely exam question: X=2 q=-2 calculate the mass of the sun

  • @junnnaid
    @junnnaid 4 роки тому

    Aww I miss Andy!

  • @TheJackShort
    @TheJackShort 11 років тому +1

    11.47

  • @signin2012
    @signin2012 11 років тому

    You are aware you said 'Unlikely' right?

  • @sarmica8
    @sarmica8 7 років тому

    I dont get the first joke...

    • @maimedtoasticles8752
      @maimedtoasticles8752 5 років тому

      It’s a shampoo commercial - “because you’re worth it”

  • @essengeebee
    @essengeebee 9 років тому +35

    The thing about topical comedy is that it ceases to be funny when the subject is no longer topical.

    • @MasterMewtwo239
      @MasterMewtwo239 9 років тому +10

      +essengeebee then you have no sense of humour, nor do you have much of a memory to recall why and how the topical comedy is still funny.

    • @essengeebee
      @essengeebee 9 років тому

      Master Mewtwo Yeah, that must be it mate...

    • @essengeebee
      @essengeebee 9 років тому +1

      Paul Thoresen I'm talking about minor news stories that are almost forgotten after a few weeks, not the second world war.

    • @paulthoresen8241
      @paulthoresen8241 9 років тому +2

      essengeebee How about Michael Jackson pedo jokes?

    • @peterjoyfilms
      @peterjoyfilms 7 років тому +3

      essengeebee I disagree, as long as I know what it's referencing (which unless it's very obscure I usually do) I find it just as funny as if it were relevant to today. It becomes historical comedy, like Blackadder for example.

  • @borednow
    @borednow 3 роки тому

    2:52 what the fuck is that creepy voice int he background????

  • @tedmartin83
    @tedmartin83 9 років тому

    the best of mock the week should last just a few seconds.

    • @peterhuxley8181
      @peterhuxley8181 9 років тому +4

      +ted martin If you don't like the show, why do you watch it?

    • @tedmartin83
      @tedmartin83 9 років тому

      +Peter Huxley, because you have to watch it to see if you like it, then you make your judgement.

    • @Mlg184
      @Mlg184 9 років тому

      +ted martin How about 729 seconds? ;)

  • @alexwright668
    @alexwright668 11 років тому

    Daffodils!!!

  • @tjoannou1980
    @tjoannou1980 11 років тому +1

    Bring back frankie we miss you it is not the same with out you

  • @jamesmorgan2919
    @jamesmorgan2919 11 років тому

    Lol

  • @danielhale-mitchell1880
    @danielhale-mitchell1880 9 років тому +2

    A

  • @Marky.H
    @Marky.H 5 років тому +3

    If these are the best jokes I'd hate to hear the worst

  • @43720537
    @43720537 11 років тому +1

    It's rude to answer your mobile while making passionate love that's just rude unless its your wife calling!

  • @liamsturgess6096
    @liamsturgess6096 3 роки тому

    4:22 didn’t age well

  • @thomaslee3909
    @thomaslee3909 7 років тому +5

    The only good comedians on this show is Russell Hugh and frankie

  • @SystematikSoundz
    @SystematikSoundz 10 років тому +6

    Can't stand Chris Addison. Just. Not. Funny.

  • @ellito8
    @ellito8 11 років тому

  • @mheslin8
    @mheslin8 11 років тому

    lose hughs woodlice face

  • @JonnyArtistic
    @JonnyArtistic 3 роки тому

    Spoilt by jack Whitehall! Most overrated comedian EVER!!!