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  • @liammorris9372
    @liammorris9372 5 років тому +3258

    Wade: “I think the storm is taking me down” Bob: “Yeah, Wade, if you die, film it”

    • @jvdge4844
      @jvdge4844 5 років тому +60

      I searched way too long for someone acknowledging this beautiful statement at the end xD

    • @SallySue9725
      @SallySue9725 3 роки тому +6

      @@jvdge4844 I know how you feel, I actually forgot what video it was in and searched so hard for it for so long, then the other night I’m sitting in the living room watching random videos and bam I hear it at the end. I think my jaw literally dropped 😂

  • @danw3441
    @danw3441 5 років тому +18765

    These three have the most uncanny ability to talk for a half hour without ever stopping and still not saying anything the entire time

    • @dallischu2950
      @dallischu2950 5 років тому +958

      I've literally never seen it described so well...

    • @arf3497
      @arf3497 5 років тому +461

      It's editing, if you watch the actual live stream there are quiet spots

    • @Adam-wo9ol
      @Adam-wo9ol 5 років тому +485

      What do you mean? They went through a whole character arc.

    • @garyharman5880
      @garyharman5880 5 років тому +388

      i feel like they just pull topics out of their butt, and put a magnify glass on it

    • @Madame_Brock
      @Madame_Brock 5 років тому +121

      @@ScoutTrooperTK so unnecessary🙄

  • @anthonysaylor8120
    @anthonysaylor8120 5 років тому +8979

    Wade's hatred for Barbara this episode is literally like Timmy's Dad and his hatred of Dinkleberg.

    • @nyx_ontheweb
      @nyx_ontheweb 5 років тому +181

      Anthony Saylor OH MY GOD-

    • @SugahCrazed
      @SugahCrazed 5 років тому +242

      I can no longer see it any other way

    • @TREVORVADER
      @TREVORVADER 5 років тому +92

      Anthony Saylor I will forever see it that way now

    • @ilaytzirin923
      @ilaytzirin923 5 років тому +66

      That's the perfect analogy.

    • @LinksKat
      @LinksKat 5 років тому +25

      You're right!

  • @themagicalcat6828
    @themagicalcat6828 4 роки тому +2230

    I would hate to be Wade’s therapist after this episode.
    “Barbara isn’t real, she cant hurt you.”

    • @Thechaosmaster1997
      @Thechaosmaster1997 2 роки тому +48

      Barbra: Exists
      Wade: DaMn YoU bArBrA!!!!

    • @wargamesmaster
      @wargamesmaster Рік тому +21

      Isn't there an AI in Monopoly Plus named Barbara? I guess Markiplier & co were lucky they never thought of adding an AI to their Monopoly games.

    • @jackclark1994
      @jackclark1994 Рік тому +18

      "THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK!!"

    • @GhOsT-ly2rh
      @GhOsT-ly2rh 4 місяці тому +3

      Then the therapist turns around, petting a cat menacingly and it was Barbara the whole time

  • @amc4752
    @amc4752 5 років тому +1226

    “Mark did that to you”
    “Yeah I did that to you”
    “Wait”

    • @iseeyou6985
      @iseeyou6985 5 років тому +45

      Well yes, but actually no.

    • @thischanneldiedlol2234
      @thischanneldiedlol2234 5 років тому +30

      Well no, but actually yes..
      Wait

    • @noe4354
      @noe4354 5 років тому +5

      I still dont get it lol

    • @theillusionist1494
      @theillusionist1494 5 років тому +36

      Noelle
      Bob made Wade draw 6 and said “Mark did that to you.”
      Mark, on autopilot, agreed, saying “Yeah I did that to you.”
      A second later, Mark realized “WAIT”

  • @LexitaMai
    @LexitaMai 5 років тому +3014

    "Oh, you're being really BARBARA about this, Bob"
    Let's all work together to make this phrase a thing

  • @primeemperor9196
    @primeemperor9196 5 років тому +4461

    Mark: Don't insult my girlfriend.
    Amy: What?

    • @powellmiller3845
      @powellmiller3845 5 років тому +169

      I've got bad news for you Amy.

    • @SmithyLK
      @SmithyLK 5 років тому +141

      @@powellmiller3845 looks like your name has been Barbara this whole time

    • @duketherat2062
      @duketherat2062 5 років тому +104

      Facts poor Amy she got mark chickflay and wendie so many times now she's being betrayed

    • @bryanrenteria5115
      @bryanrenteria5115 5 років тому +12

      *_yeet_*

    • @kenrylesales7102
      @kenrylesales7102 5 років тому +34

      Is mark dating amy????

  • @CaptainSkullDemon
    @CaptainSkullDemon 4 роки тому +3210

    "Yeah, that's weird how it just glitched like that." I love how Bob has this uncanny ability to sound sarcastic when he's telling the truth, and his deadpan delivery makes it even funnier. XD

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 5 років тому +2180

    Bob just exudes this aura of being the nice guy even when he's being the most malicious person. XD

    • @shadowart1028
      @shadowart1028 5 років тому +81

      Bob's an evil genius.

    • @BigBadMonkey23
      @BigBadMonkey23 5 років тому +34

      Because that's what sociopaths do.

    • @durk5331
      @durk5331 5 років тому +20

      Sooo Very True, Bob is an absolute Discordian XD

    • @0riginal_zer030
      @0riginal_zer030 5 років тому +16

      @@BigBadMonkey23
      Actually, a sociopath is generally more impulsive and emotionally driven (not in a good way). You're thinking of a psychopath.

    • @snailzh
      @snailzh 5 років тому +2

      DANG A LONG TIME MEMBER

  • @cheddarcheesecat6097
    @cheddarcheesecat6097 5 років тому +3800

    22:06. Bob's manipulative tactics and abilities have been revealed.

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 5 років тому +504

    I love how they appreciate Barbara just because Wade hates her

  • @superapm9620
    @superapm9620 4 роки тому +1830

    1:07 - Strike One!!
    5:18 - Things were fine in these parts....
    7:22 - I look down for two seconds...
    8:00 - Lets do a litte trade
    9:01 - _I think Bob's targeting you Wade_
    9:42 - Toxic Peen
    10:39 - Perfect Play
    13:08 - Infernal Deck!!
    14:00 - 7 Years
    15:15 - Turd Burglar
    16:13 - My time is limited on this planet
    18:05 - Woah, Hax!!
    18:52 - Hey don't you dare insult _my girlfriend_
    20:00 - Draw for me...
    20:37 - Barbara I hate you 3000
    22:00 - Mark did all that to you, never forget
    23:36 - This will soon be someone else's
    24:01 - Wait I hit Uno tho.....
    25:53 - Who we making fun of right now?
    26:25 - Wait it won't let me play....

    • @shyguysd929
      @shyguysd929 4 роки тому +28

      Markiplier should pin this comment

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 4 роки тому +10

      This needs more likes

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 4 роки тому +21

      18:52
      I wonder how Amy feels about that.

    • @annusunus7474
      @annusunus7474 4 роки тому +4

      You mean
      Draw four me

    • @JojoeulisswowRBLX
      @JojoeulisswowRBLX 3 роки тому +17

      25:05
      You know but has been winning a lot ma-
      Bob
      Bob wa.

  • @randallcarroll2151
    @randallcarroll2151 5 років тому +2524

    25:05 example of Wade's attention span.
    "Wait you know Bob's been winning a lot of mat, Bob, Bob wah... my hair is gone"

  • @jjfitz9849
    @jjfitz9849 5 років тому +8707

    It literally went from
    Wade vs Barbara
    To wade vs Barbara vs mark and bob
    To wade and mark and bob vs Barbara
    To mark vs wade and bob
    To mark and Barbara vs bob and wade
    To happy family
    Thank god we got there

    • @boomeronet7888
      @boomeronet7888 5 років тому +239

      After 9 years in development, we hope it was worth the wait.

    • @dillangren7561
      @dillangren7561 5 років тому +39

      Indeed

    • @thatcherconrad3844
      @thatcherconrad3844 4 роки тому +68

      from mark and barbara vs bob and wade
      to mark x barbara vs bob and wade
      to happy family

    • @idrisstoomey9747
      @idrisstoomey9747 4 роки тому +14

      @@thatcherconrad3844 youreeee definitely not good in the head :)

    • @MaskedStellar
      @MaskedStellar 4 роки тому +12

      U right

  • @desolatesoul8474
    @desolatesoul8474 5 років тому +8325

    Bob: I’ve never been mean
    Also bob to Ethan : GET YOUR ACNE OUT OF YOUR EARS AND GO LEFT

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 років тому +166

      Settlers of Catan? That's an exception.

    • @Muffin-zt6gt
      @Muffin-zt6gt 5 років тому +34

      What's that from?

    • @desolatesoul8474
      @desolatesoul8474 5 років тому +199

      Muffin it’s from when they played depth with Ethan

    • @Muffin-zt6gt
      @Muffin-zt6gt 5 років тому +21

      @@desolatesoul8474 alright thank you

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 4 роки тому +115

      GET THE RICE OUT OF YOUR EARS
      AND GO LEFT

  • @cajo1622
    @cajo1622 3 роки тому +378

    Bob setting an orphanage on fire: “I’m the nice one!”

    • @liberationnation3924
      @liberationnation3924 2 роки тому +18

      It’s all mark’s fault

    • @Poli.Zygotikk
      @Poli.Zygotikk Рік тому +5

      The time when Ethan said "you're a nice guy bob" who answers with just "no."

  • @prioprioprio
    @prioprioprio 5 років тому +243

    26:55 Kind of magical the way Bob sounds guilty of something even when he's not guilty of something

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 років тому +15

      Bob is so evil he is guilty of everything.

    • @noabinnendijk361
      @noabinnendijk361 5 років тому +2

      Is he, though?

    • @noabinnendijk361
      @noabinnendijk361 5 років тому +6

      _lieskerm_

    • @aurilio5633
      @aurilio5633 5 років тому +7

      Even more magical when he doesnt sound guilty, but has all the guilt of it. Like in this part here 22:06

    • @Jokaanan
      @Jokaanan 5 років тому +5

      I was 100% convinced Bob was controlling the game somehow

  • @violetlavi2207
    @violetlavi2207 5 років тому +720

    Lixian: *zooms in on Mark pressing the UNO button*
    Me: oh no he's gonna get called out unfairly again isn't he

    • @Mrusaid
      @Mrusaid 5 років тому +3

      Bu....But he didn't press the UNO button

    • @violetlavi2207
      @violetlavi2207 5 років тому +12

      AJP 101 he did, the game just hates him 😂 (and the other two know it, but it’s funny when they tease him because he gets flustered)

  • @SaltyArchives
    @SaltyArchives 5 років тому +487

    Mark: * *puts game screen on* *
    Barbara: * *in game* *
    Me: this is not gonna go well for wade

    • @ph1ine
      @ph1ine 5 років тому +4

      This will always be a never ending war against the two

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 5 років тому +2

      Sh4dy _Fox 😂😂

    • @denniselliott27
      @denniselliott27 5 років тому +1

      We need The Legend of Barbara part 2 now, lol.

  • @jackofsometrades9208
    @jackofsometrades9208 5 років тому +892

    20:37
    “I wonder how many cards he’s gonna draw this time”
    Timer: Hits zero
    Ad plays

  • @Pecangaming
    @Pecangaming 5 років тому +2948

    I fear no man.
    But that Barbara....
    It *scares* me.

  • @brookebondrozelle
    @brookebondrozelle 5 років тому +1060

    Wade: "I think the storm is taking me down."
    Mark: "Film it."
    Welcome to UA-cam!

    • @grim_secret3332
      @grim_secret3332 5 років тому +12

      Maybe he'll get five dollars!

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 4 роки тому

      @@shayes7297
      Just try searching "women kissing"

  • @littledrawingsquid5759
    @littledrawingsquid5759 5 років тому +3076

    Alternate Video Title:
    Mark And Bob Gaslighting Wade For 20 Minutes

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 5 років тому +251

      Wade gaslights himself. Mark and Bob just roast marshmallows with the ensuing bonfire. XD

    • @sad503
      @sad503 5 років тому +26

      28 minutes

    • @ginger_jo90
      @ginger_jo90 5 років тому +22

      Yeet Yeet if we’re being exact then actually 28 minutes and 32 seconds

    • @grimdarklemonade3192
      @grimdarklemonade3192 5 років тому +98

      i know they're just joking around but sometimes i genuinely feel bad for wade lmao

    • @dylanr0076
      @dylanr0076 5 років тому +1

      Or an attack on jt

  • @mrjohnjohn1219
    @mrjohnjohn1219 4 роки тому +238

    22:07 Barbara is a distraction. Bob is the real mastermind. You can see the mind controlling powers developing. Soon, Bob will be the Uno master. All hail Muyskerm!

  • @TheBobblemin
    @TheBobblemin 5 років тому +349

    I was caught off guard with the "My time is limited on this planet". Laughed so hard

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 років тому +3

      And we find out why at the end of the video.

  • @jaysartescape7653
    @jaysartescape7653 5 років тому +3533

    I feel like “I hate you 3000” is one of the most under appreciated part of this video

    • @sad503
      @sad503 5 років тому +12

      I agree

    • @aoijiin
      @aoijiin 5 років тому +25

      @Annaliese schottec 20:55

    • @TheZombieman1999
      @TheZombieman1999 5 років тому +31

      End game reference? Lol

    • @grim_secret3332
      @grim_secret3332 5 років тому +6

      Not even gonna lie, every time he says that I PANIC lol

    • @alanasingh
      @alanasingh 5 років тому

      Yesss

  • @randomstranger9728
    @randomstranger9728 5 років тому +265

    My Mom-
    Hi honey what have you been up to today
    Me-
    I watched three grown men arguing about a AI named Barbara and how she is plotting to destroy them in UNO

    • @jordandill7863
      @jordandill7863 5 років тому +18

      Mom-
      Oh so a normal day huh?

    • @darktea3744
      @darktea3744 5 років тому +5

      *an

    • @bluepotatorw
      @bluepotatorw 5 років тому +3

      @That One Cool Gamer no an is. When there is a vowel after the word "a" it turns to an

    • @LoveFitsAll
      @LoveFitsAll 5 років тому +2

      I see what you're talking about now. "An* AI" yeah dark tea you're right

    • @drummergurl99
      @drummergurl99 6 місяців тому

      @@bluepotatorwL

  • @Sarcastic_Sparrow
    @Sarcastic_Sparrow 5 років тому +720

    Barbara: *exists*
    Wade: SHE’S TARGETING ME
    Mark: *pulls a Phoenix Wright* OBJECTION

  • @mimicmemento
    @mimicmemento 5 років тому +2014

    At the very end:
    "Wade, if you die, film it."
    Such caring friends 😂

  • @goblin_boyo8194
    @goblin_boyo8194 5 років тому +3850

    Im dead-ass right now, I have an uncle Wade and aunt Barbara. I'm not kidding
    Edit: omg I forgot I commented, :D this was nice to see while rewatching the uno series. For any people wondering, my aunt and uncle do not hate eachother 😂. My uncle wade is an eccentric character, however. My aunt Barbara is just kinda chill lol.

    • @brotherbup7425
      @brotherbup7425 5 років тому +370

      Does the aunt plot against the uncle?

    • @springfoxstudios2641
      @springfoxstudios2641 5 років тому +48

      LOLOLOLOLOL

    • @_Miana_
      @_Miana_ 5 років тому +55

      OH MAH GAWD! THATS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE! (I'm just kidding I appreciate you and your family!)

    • @Fire-Manz
      @Fire-Manz 5 років тому +86

      Uh! D-D-Do they play Uno?

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 5 років тому +79

      Are you from the future??

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma 5 років тому +276

    Wade relentlessly hating on Barbara? ✔
    Mark and Bob relentlessly supporting Barbara and teasing Wade? ✔
    Wade making weird noises and yelling? ✔
    Funny editing? ✔
    Hilarious game-breaking glitches? ✔
    _EXcellent recipe for a _*_delicious_*_ meal._

    • @mintjelly6612
      @mintjelly6612 5 років тому +5

      The picture you used for your profile made this comment 9999% better. XD

    • @Mck_Pluto
      @Mck_Pluto 5 років тому +3

      *EXCELLENT RECIPE FOR A MARKIPLIER VIDEO*

    • @ronancolinf4572
      @ronancolinf4572 5 років тому +2

      Your profile pic xD

  • @papasadfather4192
    @papasadfather4192 4 роки тому +365

    This entire episode is like having an argument with anyone on the internet.

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 5 років тому +573

    This felt more like an intorogation of wades prejeduce with an uno game in the backround.

    • @LambdaFalXhion
      @LambdaFalXhion 5 років тому +6

      I usually listen to these videos in the background, so i forget they’re playing uno a couple times

    • @Foxner
      @Foxner 5 років тому +6

      I agree, I didn't like it, I felt bad for wade the entire time.

    • @nateds7326
      @nateds7326 5 років тому

      Its like a character study

    • @AmericanMetalhead100
      @AmericanMetalhead100 5 років тому

      @@Foxner Same.

  • @deff8487
    @deff8487 5 років тому +358

    Wade: "I'm happy that you won, Bob."
    Bob: "Now that's just mean!"

  • @cookiepixals057
    @cookiepixals057 5 років тому +667

    Can we just take a minute to appreciate lixians editing?
    "Wade if you die, film it"

    • @NecessaryNonsense990
      @NecessaryNonsense990 5 років тому +12

      Cookie pixals05 lixian’s the best, he actually puts himself in the videos and his timing and humor is on point

    • @foxydesdes8895
      @foxydesdes8895 5 років тому +2

      Jay Dominic I hope that Mark or Lixian reads this. It’ll make their day🥰🥰

    • @cookiepixals057
      @cookiepixals057 5 років тому +2

      @@NecessaryNonsense990 ikrrr

    • @suned3128
      @suned3128 5 років тому +3

      “My time is limited on this planet” - Wade, 3000 A.D.

    • @foxydesdes8895
      @foxydesdes8895 5 років тому +1

      Cookie pixals05 😹😹

  • @maddiex9862
    @maddiex9862 4 роки тому +833

    Wade reminds me of the teacher in the incredibles trying to convince everyone dash is messing with him

    • @tristenbailey8442
      @tristenbailey8442 4 роки тому +11

      lol right

    • @Thechaosmaster1997
      @Thechaosmaster1997 3 роки тому +59

      Coincidence? I tHiNk NoT!!!!!

    • @seachelle2316
      @seachelle2316 3 роки тому +22

      he also gives strong Mr. Crocker vibes lol

    • @conflictbrooks
      @conflictbrooks 3 роки тому +37

      Wade is that guy in the horror movie who already knows what the monster is and how to get rid of it from the very beginning, but no one else ever believes it's real.

    • @divergent_3428
      @divergent_3428 2 роки тому +1

      You right

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 5 років тому +326

    Uno may destroy friendships but if you add Barbara they get destroyed beyond repair

    • @bloodmoonlps
      @bloodmoonlps 5 років тому +12

      Nah.
      Uno break friendships.
      Barbara breaks minds.

    • @redox_reaction_phox
      @redox_reaction_phox 5 років тому +4

      Yall sexist or what?

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +3

      No I don't I'm just playing the game, Wade just can't bear my victory 😉

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 років тому +1

      Actually, if you add Bob they get annihilated.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 5 років тому

      @@redox_reaction_phox They so sexist.

  • @bloodmoonlps
    @bloodmoonlps 5 років тому +426

    Everyone is trying to team up on each other but have no idea who's side they are even on.

    • @CircusCuties
      @CircusCuties 5 років тому +27

      Like Mark said in the video, “You’re so busy pointing fingers but you have no idea where the conversation is going.” Lmao.

    • @nikkit3283
      @nikkit3283 5 років тому +8

      For some reason, this reads like an old man talking about the war to his grandchildren. I applaud you, human

    • @bloodmoonlps
      @bloodmoonlps 5 років тому +4

      @@nikkit3283 thanks I guess xD
      (I'm a 16 year old girl that speaks the language of old men)

    • @zoekyles2760
      @zoekyles2760 5 років тому

      Bob is the REAL Barbara

  • @ermidk321
    @ermidk321 5 років тому +656

    Someone really needs to make a compilation of wade being mad at Barbara and also animate this episode

    • @CrowCoded
      @CrowCoded 5 років тому

      I'd do it if I got the compilation of him sayinf stuff haha.

    • @gia380
      @gia380 5 років тому +1

      Vapourwaves I can make the compilation and send it to you if you want

    • @josephmartins8882
      @josephmartins8882 5 років тому +9

      There’s an animation where an animator took uno sound bites and created a gladiator match against Barbara. It’s on Marks channel

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 років тому +2

      just wade going crazy (straight jacket and foam at the mouth raving over barbara) while mark barbara and bob look on with concern n confusion but then decide to play uno

    • @ladylunaginaofgames40
      @ladylunaginaofgames40 5 років тому

      @@josephmartins8882 And this video would be perfect for part two of that animation.

  • @jacob416
    @jacob416 5 років тому +392

    It’s sad that wade said “your like a news station” and everyone knew what he meant

    • @Tom-H1
      @Tom-H1 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah

    • @mystify7478
      @mystify7478 4 роки тому +5

      aye

    • @alexanderlang8274
      @alexanderlang8274 4 роки тому +14

      The reality we live in

    • @proudamerican183
      @proudamerican183 3 роки тому +15

      And to imagine that the news was once known for honesty . . .

    • @gobalbucs
      @gobalbucs 3 роки тому +6

      @@proudamerican183 Media hasn’t changed at all, actually. If you take a cursory look through the history books, you’ll find countless examples of media doing exactly what they’re doing today. The media has _never_ been known for honesty.

  • @Coqui2005
    @Coqui2005 5 років тому +229

    I fear no man, but that thing...
    *shows Barbara with uno cards*
    it scares me

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +6

      I'm not as scary if you get to know me! 😉

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +3

      Roaarw I'm gonna bite you ear off 😂

    • @Coqui2005
      @Coqui2005 5 років тому +2

      @@kittywithagun7742 Sorry Barbara didnt mean to make you think I dont like you

    • @Nana39290
      @Nana39290 5 років тому +3

      @@kittywithagun7742 id like to know you.😂

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +2

      @@Nana39290. Sure let's be friends, wanna team up against Wade?

  • @Endilia
    @Endilia 5 років тому +3778

    Lixian's editing makes everything 10 times funnier XD

  • @ally1326
    @ally1326 5 років тому +955

    "Oh Wade Im gonna step on your toe later.. or not hold the door open..!" *EVIL*

  • @CrouTheBlackwing
    @CrouTheBlackwing 4 роки тому +574

    18:57
    Mark: Hey don't you dare insult my...girlfriend...
    Me: *remembers Mark's Draw My Life where he had a girlfriend named Barbara*

    • @ghostcheeks8672
      @ghostcheeks8672 4 роки тому +40

      CrouTheBlackwing wait WHAT

    • @yagamil46
      @yagamil46 4 роки тому +7

      Well... damn

    • @CrouTheBlackwing
      @CrouTheBlackwing 4 роки тому +85

      You heard correctly. In Mark's old Draw My Life video, he mentioned a girlfriend. He called her Barbara in the video, but that probably wasn't her actual name. But it IS an amusingly interesting coincidence.

    • @CrouTheBlackwing
      @CrouTheBlackwing 4 роки тому +3

      @@gayjayy yep

    • @Syrianlove678
      @Syrianlove678 3 роки тому +14

      Do you think that's why he said she is his girlfriend or it was a funny accident 😂

  • @Sorizen
    @Sorizen 5 років тому +230

    Wade: "I was trying to keep it family friendly".
    Mark: "That's the opposite of that."
    Wade: "Okay, well..."

  • @wishuponrstarr
    @wishuponrstarr 5 років тому +746

    Mark: calls Barbara his girlfriend
    Amy: am I a joke to you

  • @alight7587
    @alight7587 5 років тому +1525

    I want a video of Barbara working with Darkiplier and everyone but wade not noticing.

    • @palecaptainwolfkayls8499
      @palecaptainwolfkayls8499 5 років тому +53

      That’s a really weird Invader Zim plot

    • @TheKoriKasai
      @TheKoriKasai 5 років тому +31

      Who says they aren't already?

    • @trafficcat
      @trafficcat 5 років тому +8

      YEs

    • @fantasiesbyjuls
      @fantasiesbyjuls 5 років тому +18

      Whisper Walter darkiplier head canon: darkiplier is female and is named Barbra

    • @cassdun619
      @cassdun619 5 років тому +6

      Need!
      Darkiplier in a Barbra wig!

  • @SteampunkHorse
    @SteampunkHorse 4 роки тому +546

    Wade: it's her MiNdDd iT's HeR eViL mAsTeRmInD....
    Mark: *_o h s o i t ' s t h e c o l o u r o f h e r s k i n_*
    😂😂

    • @jiffythemagicelf
      @jiffythemagicelf 2 роки тому

      I cringed.

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse 2 роки тому +12

      @@jiffythemagicelf good for you

    • @jiffythemagicelf
      @jiffythemagicelf 2 роки тому +1

      @@SteampunkHorse Thanks, man! 👍

    • @TheRenownedRat
      @TheRenownedRat Рік тому +1

      Kinda made me upset with Mark. But I understand that they are freinds and are just joking around.

    • @jiffythemagicelf
      @jiffythemagicelf Рік тому

      @@TheRenownedRat See, that's where I was coming from. I mean, I get it... jokes not serious ha ha funny, but it just seemed like Mark went a bit too hard on the fake accusation thing. It was more hard-to-watch than funny.... but whatever. Like you said... just jokes... and they won't always land with everyone.

  • @caustic9947
    @caustic9947 5 років тому +87

    Wade: "I want to win a game of Uno and have my friends' respect"
    Barbara: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

  • @slamduncan3376
    @slamduncan3376 5 років тому +323

    Barbara: *enters game*
    Wade: *chuckles* I’m in danger

  • @pictocat3752
    @pictocat3752 5 років тому +227

    Barbara: _doesn't hold the door open_
    Wade: E V I L

  • @UmbryLB
    @UmbryLB 4 роки тому +631

    Alternate title: Markiplier and Bob Jokingly Gaslight Wade for half an hour

  • @emmakathy4621
    @emmakathy4621 5 років тому +264

    Wade when he loses but Barbara also loses:
    i sEe tHiS aS aN AbSoLuTe WiN

  • @soot.mp3
    @soot.mp3 5 років тому +610

    Mark: Don't insult my girlfriend!
    *Amy wants to know your location*

  • @sonni6181
    @sonni6181 5 років тому +797

    Everyone:Barbara is Hacking
    Me: *What about Bob who's been winning 5 Streaks?*

    • @Wandergirl108
      @Wandergirl108 5 років тому +52

      I know, right? Bob is very clearly the nefarious villain in this video, pay attention to him throughout the video and you see him taking advantage of the chaos and attacking Mark and Wade's sanity…and then, when Wade starts getting suspicious of Bob, THAT is when the game glitches to hell, and not a game sooner. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

    • @sonni6181
      @sonni6181 5 років тому +17

      @@Wandergirl108
      Plus he's manipulating others into thinking that *Markiplier's GF* is the enemy

    • @swimpyimp
      @swimpyimp 5 років тому +4

      Bob is a G

    • @sonni6181
      @sonni6181 5 років тому +1

      @@swimpyimp
      Is that a name for a *Ripoff* of *PUBG?*

    • @swimpyimp
      @swimpyimp 5 років тому +1

      @Sonnie D no

  • @jadon_l
    @jadon_l 4 роки тому +121

    Wade is like Candace from Phineas and Ferb, trying to tell her parents (represented by Bob and Mark) that Phineas and Ferb (represented by Barbara) actually aren't who they appear to be.
    That or Bob and Mark have fallen for Stockholm Syndrome.

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 5 років тому +282

    Wade:I might die.
    Mark & Bob:Film it!

  • @sneaksiegamer
    @sneaksiegamer 5 років тому +615

    I can't tell if Wade's hatred for Barbara is just a bit, or if he's honestly convinced Barbara is out to get him.
    Edit: Wow, thanks for all the likes. I've never gotten so many likes on a comment before.

    • @summerglassleaves3073
      @summerglassleaves3073 5 років тому +75

      We're too far into it, it scares me

    • @MultiLarry78
      @MultiLarry78 5 років тому +22

      Idk even know either. I got loss after the 3 time

    • @summerglassleaves3073
      @summerglassleaves3073 5 років тому +14

      @@MultiLarry78 this is absolute lore

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 5 років тому +10

      Why not both?

    • @tarazamba9778
      @tarazamba9778 5 років тому +33

      I believe he wants us to think it’s a bit. But in real life, he’s terrified and ready to fight Barbara

  • @Joyful_StaR
    @Joyful_StaR 5 років тому +136

    I love how Wade talks about Barbara like she's a sentient being XD

  • @amnathegrande
    @amnathegrande 5 років тому +317

    19:00
    True example of Karma:
    *Barbara:* Draws four on Mark.
    *Wade:* Yeah! Look what Ur gf did ta u!!
    *Bob:* Draws four on Wade.
    *Wade:* ...look what Bob... did to... me..

  • @XI11_
    @XI11_ 5 років тому +523

    Wade: *About to win*
    Barbara: I’m bout to end this mans WHOLE career

  • @bellyjean6652
    @bellyjean6652 5 років тому +915

    Bob: I’m the nice one
    Also Bob: makes it seem like it was marks fault wade had to draw cards and admits he will try to cause discord among them if given the chance to without getting caught

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +48

      Exactly, his whole personality is that he seems like the nice one when he's actually the worst person there lmao

    • @selathekobold9832
      @selathekobold9832 4 роки тому +17

      @@fukkthisnewupdate8882 You know he's not actually a bad person right.

    • @BamesNondHavingStronk
      @BamesNondHavingStronk 4 роки тому +61

      @@selathekobold9832 He's chaotic neutral and I enjoy Bob very much, he can cause chaos without him being in it with a lot of games they play together all while not having to lift much of a finger

    • @bdaarmy9736
      @bdaarmy9736 4 роки тому +20

      @@selathekobold9832 You know it's a joke right?

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 4 роки тому +8

      @@selathekobold9832 I know, it's just his character

  • @TheDapperDice
    @TheDapperDice 5 років тому +535

    I know Barbara is in a video game, but I think she broke Wade’s mind...

  • @that.music.addict
    @that.music.addict 5 років тому +158

    I love how I can’t tell for the life of me if their arguments are for real or sarcastic because they genuinely make it seem so real but I bet when they finish the games they laugh so hard at each other’s stupidity😂

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Рік тому +4

      I’m sure they’re all kidding for the “bit” as they usually say XD

  • @dragonreaper9288
    @dragonreaper9288 5 років тому +474

    Poor Mark. Two whole episodes with no win and getting picked on by Wade, Bob, Barbara and Globox lol

    • @magicfibre
      @magicfibre 5 років тому +13

      Lol he was picking on them too

    • @juliuspolaris1665
      @juliuspolaris1665 5 років тому +1

      Wade is always picked on. I feel sorry for him

  • @xiryu_
    @xiryu_ 5 років тому +240

    all those games out there, but uno is the one who crushes friendships
    sometimes even *barbara*

  • @Dami_Ka
    @Dami_Ka 5 років тому +383

    "I know, and he's younger than me! ...My time is limited."
    -Wade, 2019

  • @aidanvannynatten2787
    @aidanvannynatten2787 17 днів тому +4

    Note that at 2:55 Barbara did indeed have a yellow skip she could’ve played but didn’t as Wade says, making Wade’s conspiracy theory about letting him win for psychological warfare actually hilariously plausible especially since we can assume that he almost certainly never would’ve gotten to play that last card until it wasn’t uno anymore if she had just skipped him and she very well could’ve gone on to win it herself

  • @abhinavchandra8525
    @abhinavchandra8525 5 років тому +644

    Barbara:
    Wade: SHES TARGETTING ME

    • @fluffezic5183
      @fluffezic5183 5 років тому

      NIIICE GOOD JOKE

    • @Fer_Silfore
      @Fer_Silfore 5 років тому

      Sounds like femnazis
      Get baited

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 5 років тому +2

      Fer Silfore recruit

    • @theon-32
      @theon-32 4 роки тому +2

      No no wait, you see she isn't saying anything cause she's secretly tryharding...
      Lol I'm just kidding, Barbara is a mute.

    • @Skystrike70
      @Skystrike70 4 роки тому +1

      Wade made more targetting calls than refs at a NFL game where the Patriots are losing

  • @pixel3687
    @pixel3687 5 років тому +132

    *Barbara exist*
    Wade: Hello darkness my old friend

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 5 років тому +405

    This is just Mark and Bob ganging up on Wade about his unjust biases against Barbara and Wade trying to defend himself

    • @sammwindsor6375
      @sammwindsor6375 5 років тому +14

      Honestly I kinda thought it was annoying.

    • @Cloud575501
      @Cloud575501 5 років тому +24

      But it's now been confirmed that Barbara is Mark's girlfriend

    • @hopoffmydick9574
      @hopoffmydick9574 5 років тому +3

      Bob switched halfway through tho

    • @Dougyy
      @Dougyy 5 років тому +1

      Cloud575501 wait what ?? Marks girlfriend is playing as Barbra lol

    • @Cloud575501
      @Cloud575501 5 років тому +3

      @@Dougyy no, Barbara IS Mark's girlfriend

  • @doughboidays3039
    @doughboidays3039 3 роки тому +68

    Why is bob’s insanely dry delivery just the funniest thing.

  • @keegs9175
    @keegs9175 5 років тому +327

    Wade: **Talks about hating Barbara**
    Mark: *is it cuz you're sexist?*

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +4

      No he just doesn't like losing, he can't bear the fact that I'm better.

    • @helgeveior6702
      @helgeveior6702 5 років тому +2

      Barbara the barbarian How long has wade not been able to comprehend that a female is better than him?

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +1

      @@helgeveior6702 Ever since we play UNO together! Poor boi, he should just accept the truth 😕

    • @helgeveior6702
      @helgeveior6702 5 років тому

      Barbara the barbarian that’s just annoying (of wade)

    • @helgeveior6702
      @helgeveior6702 5 років тому +1

      @Barbara how long you and mark been together?

  • @hannahware3751
    @hannahware3751 5 років тому +82

    Literally every board game: I destroy friendships!
    Uno: am I a joke to you?

    • @DmanLucky_98
      @DmanLucky_98 5 років тому +1

      It all started with "Go Fish" 1st grade...

  • @vrtlgurl
    @vrtlgurl 5 років тому +392

    Mark:
    Barbara:
    Bob:
    Barbara:
    Wade: **blinks**
    Barbara: lol get rekt son

  • @Potato-sg6qr
    @Potato-sg6qr 4 роки тому +93

    I love Bob's *_"I'll show you being targeted."_*

    • @SteampunkHorse
      @SteampunkHorse Рік тому

      That shit is so menacing and raw and somehow still went underrated by the comment section

  • @Hellbrid
    @Hellbrid 5 років тому +650

    Wade: She has a plan!
    Bob: What does that mean?
    Mark: It means hes scared of smart women.
    Bob: Hi i'm Barbara
    Mark: Stop it Bob your scaring him!

  • @Oakami
    @Oakami 5 років тому +278

    14:44 'You're being very *BARBRA* about this, Bob!' We need to make this a meme

    • @Kektus1
      @Kektus1 5 років тому +5

      More than half the comments are already shitty dialogue memes, isn't that enough?

    • @redox_reaction_phox
      @redox_reaction_phox 5 років тому +3

      *memers assemble*

    • @dankerino7244
      @dankerino7244 5 років тому +7

      @@Kektus1 you are being very Barbra about his comment

    • @Oakami
      @Oakami 5 років тому +3

      @@Kektus1 No, it's never enough. We need more memes

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +6

      You can say I'm being BARBARA about it all the time! 😉

  • @jasbuggg
    @jasbuggg 5 років тому +391

    uno, but wade hates on a computer character for 28 minutes straight

  • @au-stars
    @au-stars 5 років тому +56

    Barbara: I wonder what they are talking about
    Mark: You will never be as good as Barbara
    Bob: Such a Barbara thing to do
    Wade: I think Barbara is hacking the main frame

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 5 років тому +75

    Barbara: *exists*
    Wade: why do I hear boss music?

  • @pheebss674
    @pheebss674 5 років тому +85

    “Yeah wade if you die, film it” - Bob’s best quote from 2019

  • @jaychulo4005
    @jaychulo4005 5 років тому +65

    Barbra: *doing the absolute minimum*
    Wade: this is avengers level threat

  • @goblin.2618
    @goblin.2618 4 роки тому +87

    Throughout all of this and every single episode and podcast, I’ve learned one thing.
    *Bob is the nice one.*

  • @someoneelse5555
    @someoneelse5555 5 років тому +1720

    "My time is limited on this planet." Wade 2019

  • @halieghcarr3519
    @halieghcarr3519 5 років тому +145

    19:24
    Bob *"I'm the real Barbra here."*
    Me,"haha bobra."
    25:06
    Wade *"Bob...bobwa."*
    Me,"my idea Wade, shut it."

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +3

      Nononono I'm pretty sure I'M the real BARBARA here

    • @halieghcarr3519
      @halieghcarr3519 5 років тому +3

      @@kittywithagun7742 I highly agree with that statement 🙏🏻😂

    • @suned3128
      @suned3128 5 років тому +2

      Haliegh Carr
      But if you think about it, Wade actually said that BEFORE this video was even posted so it WAS his idea, so ha, get EXPOSED.
      Damn, I really over thought this.

    • @halieghcarr3519
      @halieghcarr3519 5 років тому

      @@suned3128 crap you're right😂

  • @freshoutoftheoven2782
    @freshoutoftheoven2782 5 років тому +136

    16:18 now that's a quote
    My time is limited on this planet
    - Wade 2019

    • @Zoroark_Master
      @Zoroark_Master 5 років тому +2

      We must cherish those precious moments with him before he’s gone

    • @jeru_jj1161
      @jeru_jj1161 5 років тому +1

      And then Bob at the end "if you die, film it"

  • @Wandergirl108
    @Wandergirl108 3 роки тому +30

    I was searching for this episode for a while and am so glad to have found it. The one where Bob is actually an evil genius, sowing discord and chaos in such subtle, masterful ways so that everyone keeps handing him victories while thinking it's their idea. It's incredible, truly awe-inspiring to watch such artful manipulation in action, at least two of Bob's wins were handed to him by Mark and Wade because they thought they were making a point, but really, it was all Bob. Amazing. O.O

  • @patryksobczyk1855
    @patryksobczyk1855 5 років тому +1720

    Mark there is a person self promoting on your video via subtitles, Insulting a British youtuber that exposes these people.

    • @emlynselene1096
      @emlynselene1096 5 років тому +169

      This is happening everywhere. Jack even banned subtitles until youtuve fixes this

    • @galaxydoge9469
      @galaxydoge9469 5 років тому +71

      100 million subscribers without videos yeah it’s been happening to Felix as well, and he had to turn subtitles off

    • @SydSquid-uw5ng
      @SydSquid-uw5ng 5 років тому +10

      Wait, what? Can someone explain?

    • @kisukoev
      @kisukoev 5 років тому +82

      @@SydSquid-uw5ng to put it simply, people making the subtitles are spamming their channels, a guy named jt started to expose them and, since they have the same brain power as a newborn monkey as well as no sense of shame at all, they started insulting him through the translations they do on the bigger channels, for example, in this video when i look at the title i read "fuck you jt btw here's my channel where i play gta" or something along those lines

    • @jakubjob9172
      @jakubjob9172 5 років тому +60

      @@SydSquid-uw5ng Basically some dude(s) wanted some exposure by changing titles/descriptions/captions on Mark's/Jack's/Pewds' videos, so that they'd promote his(/their) channel(s). Not only in english, but in many other languages as well. Apparently, a youtuber called JT called him(/them) out for this, but that made it even worse. Instead of letting it go, he(/they) started straight-up harassing the guy, just because he did the right thing. In response to that, above mentioned youtubers disabled the captions and all of this until UA-cam fixes the issue. But according to Antoinetta, UA-cam won't take any further action.
      Please correct me if I missed something

  • @gothempress
    @gothempress 5 років тому +128

    I love the editor made the screen wiggle waggle when Discord distorted Wade and Bob's voices.

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 5 років тому +1

      that wasnt discord, thats some sick voice effects from the voice modulator machines they bought

    • @gothempress
      @gothempress 5 років тому +7

      @@James-ce6dc Nah, that was totally discord lagging out. I hear it all the time when I am on discord with my partner and his friends.

    • @DEFSeattle
      @DEFSeattle 5 років тому

      I think it was actually the game glitching out

  • @eternalaster1555
    @eternalaster1555 5 років тому +776

    Mark's look of shame when he almost said girlfriend was hilarious 😅😂

  • @AzaStark
    @AzaStark 3 роки тому +37

    22:11
    "WAIT A MINUTE HANG ON ACTUALLY - !"
    aka the moment when wade and mark realized they had been tricked by bob

  • @keegs9175
    @keegs9175 5 років тому +87

    Wade: Barbara's a heartless machine.
    Mark: **physically more upset than Barbara**

  • @jakebello7988
    @jakebello7988 5 років тому +859

    Oh Barbara, she may never talk, but she’s a menace to Wade’s sanity.
    Edit: I already got over 500 likes?!

    • @acewildcard1243
      @acewildcard1243 5 років тому +20

      More like wade is a menace to wades sanity and barbaras just there

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +10

      I sure do talk a lot! They just never let me 😐

    • @tflees
      @tflees 5 років тому

      666 lijes currently at this time.

    • @kittywithagun7742
      @kittywithagun7742 5 років тому +1

      @That One Cool Gamer. Yeah right! I'm just trying to be generous, I think he might have some anger issues.😕

  • @Likesixducks
    @Likesixducks 5 років тому +296

    Lowkey miss when mark would put thier face cames over their profile pics in the little boxes

    • @dylan_Coat
      @dylan_Coat 5 років тому +26

      I miss it too, but this would take a lot more work since this is a recording of a live stream

    • @Likesixducks
      @Likesixducks 5 років тому +23

      @@dylan_Coat you right- I totally forgot that these are livestreams orginally- that's on me- have a nice day

    • @TheMissHooligan
      @TheMissHooligan 5 років тому +6

      High key miss it.. Lol

    • @gia380
      @gia380 5 років тому +1

      Lauren Riggs same

  • @kaceyjohnson4440
    @kaceyjohnson4440 2 роки тому +57

    Wade: *calls out Bsrbara's obvious and continued abuse towards him*
    Mark: *BECOMES TWITTER*

  • @nateconley.6209
    @nateconley.6209 5 років тому +167

    Wade: Barbra would hide the remote
    ... *those are some serious allegations*

    • @65-bitgamer
      @65-bitgamer 5 років тому

      Nate Conley. Who doesn’t hide the remote?

  • @spencecents3473
    @spencecents3473 5 років тому +113

    "Mark did that to you"
    *"YeA"*
    **wheeze**
    "WAIT"

    • @snakeeyes9246
      @snakeeyes9246 5 років тому +3

      22:06

    • @rat5087
      @rat5087 5 років тому

      Someone explain it please

    • @josephschultz3301
      @josephschultz3301 5 років тому +6

      @@rat5087 Bob basically revealed that he enjoys randomly lying to them just to see if they'll believe him. The more chaos he causes as a result, the more fun he has. It's wonderful xD .

    • @aurilio5633
      @aurilio5633 5 років тому

      @@rat5087 At the end, Bob did that to wade but kept saying "Mark did that to you"

  • @BobBob-zg5lz
    @BobBob-zg5lz 5 років тому +82

    12:58 when Mark says Wade is painting a picture of himself as he throws a reverse
    “nu u”

  • @nadiat.8419
    @nadiat.8419 5 років тому +232

    Wade: My time is limited on this planet.
    Me: unus annus?