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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
- When UNO turns into NO U we turn into the worst version of ourselves...
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Wade: “I think the storm is taking me down” Bob: “Yeah, Wade, if you die, film it”
I searched way too long for someone acknowledging this beautiful statement at the end xD
@@jvdge4844 I know how you feel, I actually forgot what video it was in and searched so hard for it for so long, then the other night I’m sitting in the living room watching random videos and bam I hear it at the end. I think my jaw literally dropped 😂
These three have the most uncanny ability to talk for a half hour without ever stopping and still not saying anything the entire time
I've literally never seen it described so well...
It's editing, if you watch the actual live stream there are quiet spots
What do you mean? They went through a whole character arc.
i feel like they just pull topics out of their butt, and put a magnify glass on it
@@ScoutTrooperTK so unnecessary🙄
I would hate to be Wade’s therapist after this episode.
“Barbara isn’t real, she cant hurt you.”
Barbra: Exists
Wade: DaMn YoU bArBrA!!!!
Isn't there an AI in Monopoly Plus named Barbara? I guess Markiplier & co were lucky they never thought of adding an AI to their Monopoly games.
"THAT'S WHAT SHE WANTS YOU TO THINK!!"
Then the therapist turns around, petting a cat menacingly and it was Barbara the whole time
Bob: I’ve never been mean
Also bob to Ethan : GET YOUR ACNE OUT OF YOUR EARS AND GO LEFT
Settlers of Catan? That's an exception.
What's that from?
Muffin it’s from when they played depth with Ethan
@@desolatesoul8474 alright thank you
GET THE RICE OUT OF YOUR EARS
AND GO LEFT
Wade's hatred for Barbara this episode is literally like Timmy's Dad and his hatred of Dinkleberg.
Anthony Saylor OH MY GOD-
I can no longer see it any other way
Anthony Saylor I will forever see it that way now
That's the perfect analogy.
You're right!
"Oh, you're being really BARBARA about this, Bob"
Let's all work together to make this phrase a thing
No
@@ryguy22opi91 yes
@@ryguy22opi91 you're really being barbara about this
Yes please!
No
"Yeah, that's weird how it just glitched like that." I love how Bob has this uncanny ability to sound sarcastic when he's telling the truth, and his deadpan delivery makes it even funnier. XD
He's so tricksy that you can't tell when he's being tricksy or not
?
1:07 - Strike One!!
5:18 - Things were fine in these parts....
7:22 - I look down for two seconds...
8:00 - Lets do a litte trade
9:01 - _I think Bob's targeting you Wade_
9:42 - Toxic Peen
10:39 - Perfect Play
13:08 - Infernal Deck!!
14:00 - 7 Years
15:15 - Turd Burglar
16:13 - My time is limited on this planet
18:05 - Woah, Hax!!
18:52 - Hey don't you dare insult _my girlfriend_
20:00 - Draw for me...
20:37 - Barbara I hate you 3000
22:00 - Mark did all that to you, never forget
23:36 - This will soon be someone else's
24:01 - Wait I hit Uno tho.....
25:53 - Who we making fun of right now?
26:25 - Wait it won't let me play....
Markiplier should pin this comment
This needs more likes
18:52
I wonder how Amy feels about that.
You mean
Draw four me
25:05
You know but has been winning a lot ma-
Bob
Bob wa.
“Mark did that to you”
“Yeah I did that to you”
“Wait”
Well yes, but actually no.
Well no, but actually yes..
Wait
I still dont get it lol
Noelle
Bob made Wade draw 6 and said “Mark did that to you.”
Mark, on autopilot, agreed, saying “Yeah I did that to you.”
A second later, Mark realized “WAIT”
22:06. Bob's manipulative tactics and abilities have been revealed.
He is secretly a sociopath
Drogon secretly? 😂
@@Drogon7102 I don't think that's what a sociopath is lmao
His masterplan
I think bob’s a Sith Lord
Bob setting an orphanage on fire: “I’m the nice one!”
It’s all mark’s fault
The time when Ethan said "you're a nice guy bob" who answers with just "no."
20:37
“I wonder how many cards he’s gonna draw this time”
Timer: Hits zero
Ad plays
*DBZ narrator interjects* “FIND OUT NEXT TIME!”
*roundabout plays*
The Hub will be right back after these messages!
I got an ad too 💀
I love how they appreciate Barbara just because Wade hates her
Mark: Don't insult my girlfriend.
Amy: What?
I've got bad news for you Amy.
@@powellmiller3845 looks like your name has been Barbara this whole time
Facts poor Amy she got mark chickflay and wendie so many times now she's being betrayed
*_yeet_*
Is mark dating amy????
22:07 Barbara is a distraction. Bob is the real mastermind. You can see the mind controlling powers developing. Soon, Bob will be the Uno master. All hail Muyskerm!
This entire episode is like having an argument with anyone on the internet.
Under appreciated comment
Or a Reddit argument
@@Thechaosmaster1997Reddit is the internet
Bob just exudes this aura of being the nice guy even when he's being the most malicious person. XD
Bob's an evil genius.
Because that's what sociopaths do.
Sooo Very True, Bob is an absolute Discordian XD
@@BigBadMonkey23
Actually, a sociopath is generally more impulsive and emotionally driven (not in a good way). You're thinking of a psychopath.
DANG A LONG TIME MEMBER
Wade: it's her MiNdDd iT's HeR eViL mAsTeRmInD....
Mark: *_o h s o i t ' s t h e c o l o u r o f h e r s k i n_*
😂😂
I cringed.
@@jiffythemagicelf good for you
@@SteampunkHorse Thanks, man! 👍
Kinda made me upset with Mark. But I understand that they are freinds and are just joking around.
@@cameronbruning148 See, that's where I was coming from. I mean, I get it... jokes not serious ha ha funny, but it just seemed like Mark went a bit too hard on the fake accusation thing. It was more hard-to-watch than funny.... but whatever. Like you said... just jokes... and they won't always land with everyone.
Barbara: *exists*
Wade: SHE’S TARGETING ME
Mark: *pulls a Phoenix Wright* OBJECTION
Nice pfp.
So who is Barbara anyway?
I fear no man.
But that Barbara....
It *scares* me.
I LOVE YOU?
Pecan k?
**WHEEZE**
@@vxreme *CONFUSED LOVE*
😂😂😂I am dead
25:05 example of Wade's attention span.
"Wait you know Bob's been winning a lot of mat, Bob, Bob wah... my hair is gone"
I think markiplier is a sociopath
@@jamesonayapan ok nerd
@@AidenOcelot Yeah, TELL 'EM!
@@jamesonayapan NERD!
@@AidenOcelot u rite
Wade reminds me of the teacher in the incredibles trying to convince everyone dash is messing with him
lol right
Coincidence? I tHiNk NoT!!!!!
he also gives strong Mr. Crocker vibes lol
Wade is that guy in the horror movie who already knows what the monster is and how to get rid of it from the very beginning, but no one else ever believes it's real.
You right
Alternate title: Markiplier and Bob Jokingly Gaslight Wade for half an hour
I believe you are correct! 😅
😂🤣
It literally went from
Wade vs Barbara
To wade vs Barbara vs mark and bob
To wade and mark and bob vs Barbara
To mark vs wade and bob
To mark and Barbara vs bob and wade
To happy family
Thank god we got there
After 9 years in development, we hope it was worth the wait.
Indeed
from mark and barbara vs bob and wade
to mark x barbara vs bob and wade
to happy family
@@thatcherconrad3844 youreeee definitely not good in the head :)
U right
I was caught off guard with the "My time is limited on this planet". Laughed so hard
And we find out why at the end of the video.
18:57
Mark: Hey don't you dare insult my...girlfriend...
Me: *remembers Mark's Draw My Life where he had a girlfriend named Barbara*
CrouTheBlackwing wait WHAT
Well... damn
You heard correctly. In Mark's old Draw My Life video, he mentioned a girlfriend. He called her Barbara in the video, but that probably wasn't her actual name. But it IS an amusingly interesting coincidence.
@@gayjayy yep
Do you think that's why he said she is his girlfriend or it was a funny accident 😂
I love how I can’t tell for the life of me if their arguments are for real or sarcastic because they genuinely make it seem so real but I bet when they finish the games they laugh so hard at each other’s stupidity😂
I’m sure they’re all kidding for the “bit” as they usually say XD
Lixian: *zooms in on Mark pressing the UNO button*
Me: oh no he's gonna get called out unfairly again isn't he
Bu....But he didn't press the UNO button
AJP 101 he did, the game just hates him 😂 (and the other two know it, but it’s funny when they tease him because he gets flustered)
Mark: * *puts game screen on* *
Barbara: * *in game* *
Me: this is not gonna go well for wade
This will always be a never ending war against the two
Sh4dy _Fox 😂😂
*ah shit, here we go again...*
We need The Legend of Barbara part 2 now, lol.
It’s sad that wade said “your like a news station” and everyone knew what he meant
Yeah
aye
The reality we live in
And to imagine that the news was once known for honesty . . .
@@proudamerican183 Media hasn’t changed at all, actually. If you take a cursory look through the history books, you’ll find countless examples of media doing exactly what they’re doing today. The media has _never_ been known for honesty.
Wade is like Candace from Phineas and Ferb, trying to tell her parents (represented by Bob and Mark) that Phineas and Ferb (represented by Barbara) actually aren't who they appear to be.
That or Bob and Mark have fallen for Stockholm Syndrome.
Im dead-ass right now, I have an uncle Wade and aunt Barbara. I'm not kidding
Edit: omg I forgot I commented, :D this was nice to see while rewatching the uno series. For any people wondering, my aunt and uncle do not hate eachother 😂. My uncle wade is an eccentric character, however. My aunt Barbara is just kinda chill lol.
Does the aunt plot against the uncle?
LOLOLOLOLOL
OH MAH GAWD! THATS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE! (I'm just kidding I appreciate you and your family!)
Uh! D-D-Do they play Uno?
Are you from the future??
At the very end:
"Wade, if you die, film it."
Such caring friends 😂
I've done the same thing to some of my friends
Haha commented this at 666 lieks
Not what was actually said. :/
Obi-Wan Kenobi you deaf? 28:11
@@ZZMonkeysUncleZZ you need hearing aids?
I love Bob's *_"I'll show you being targeted."_*
That shit is so menacing and raw and somehow still went underrated by the comment section
Why is bob’s insanely dry delivery just the funniest thing.
Alternate Video Title:
Mark And Bob Gaslighting Wade For 20 Minutes
Wade gaslights himself. Mark and Bob just roast marshmallows with the ensuing bonfire. XD
28 minutes
Yeet Yeet if we’re being exact then actually 28 minutes and 32 seconds
i know they're just joking around but sometimes i genuinely feel bad for wade lmao
Or an attack on jt
26:55 Kind of magical the way Bob sounds guilty of something even when he's not guilty of something
Bob is so evil he is guilty of everything.
Is he, though?
_lieskerm_
Even more magical when he doesnt sound guilty, but has all the guilt of it. Like in this part here 22:06
I was 100% convinced Bob was controlling the game somehow
Either Wade needs to talk to a therapist, or he's a god-level actor. I don't know which.
He has Barbara Traumatic Stress Disorder
Post-Barbara Stress Disorder.
I'm guessing... Yes.
Wade: My time is limited on this planet.
Me: unus annus?
Momento Mori
RIP in pepperonis
**UNUS ANNUS**
2020-2021
@@messyalien5164 *2019-2020
énas chrónos
bob and wade
Tick, tick, tick, tick
This felt more like an intorogation of wades prejeduce with an uno game in the backround.
I usually listen to these videos in the background, so i forget they’re playing uno a couple times
I agree, I didn't like it, I felt bad for wade the entire time.
Its like a character study
@@Foxner Same.
Wade: "I think the storm is taking me down."
Mark: "Film it."
Welcome to UA-cam!
Maybe he'll get five dollars!
@@shayes7297
Just try searching "women kissing"
19:00
True example of Karma:
*Barbara:* Draws four on Mark.
*Wade:* Yeah! Look what Ur gf did ta u!!
*Bob:* Draws four on Wade.
*Wade:* ...look what Bob... did to... me..
I was searching for this episode for a while and am so glad to have found it. The one where Bob is actually an evil genius, sowing discord and chaos in such subtle, masterful ways so that everyone keeps handing him victories while thinking it's their idea. It's incredible, truly awe-inspiring to watch such artful manipulation in action, at least two of Bob's wins were handed to him by Mark and Wade because they thought they were making a point, but really, it was all Bob. Amazing. O.O
My Mom-
Hi honey what have you been up to today
Me-
I watched three grown men arguing about a AI named Barbara and how she is plotting to destroy them in UNO
Mom-
Oh so a normal day huh?
*an
@That One Cool Gamer no an is. When there is a vowel after the word "a" it turns to an
I see what you're talking about now. "An* AI" yeah dark tea you're right
@@bluepotatorwL
Can we just take a minute to appreciate lixians editing?
"Wade if you die, film it"
Cookie pixals05 lixian’s the best, he actually puts himself in the videos and his timing and humor is on point
Jay Dominic I hope that Mark or Lixian reads this. It’ll make their day🥰🥰
@@NecessaryNonsense990 ikrrr
“My time is limited on this planet” - Wade, 3000 A.D.
Cookie pixals05 😹😹
22:11
"WAIT A MINUTE HANG ON ACTUALLY - !"
aka the moment when wade and mark realized they had been tricked by bob
Throughout all of this and every single episode and podcast, I’ve learned one thing.
*Bob is the nice one.*
Mark:
Barbara:
Bob:
Barbara:
Wade: **blinks**
Barbara: lol get rekt son
*You right!*
*Right, you!*
Ouy Ghirt!
(Its in alphebetical Order)
Y O U R I G H T ! !
Someone really needs to make a compilation of wade being mad at Barbara and also animate this episode
I'd do it if I got the compilation of him sayinf stuff haha.
Vapourwaves I can make the compilation and send it to you if you want
There’s an animation where an animator took uno sound bites and created a gladiator match against Barbara. It’s on Marks channel
just wade going crazy (straight jacket and foam at the mouth raving over barbara) while mark barbara and bob look on with concern n confusion but then decide to play uno
@@josephmartins8882 And this video would be perfect for part two of that animation.
16:18
Mark: ...... ᵁᴺᵁˢ ᴬᴺᴺᵁˢ
Barbara: I wonder what they are talking about
Mark: You will never be as good as Barbara
Bob: Such a Barbara thing to do
Wade: I think Barbara is hacking the main frame
Wade relentlessly hating on Barbara? ✔
Mark and Bob relentlessly supporting Barbara and teasing Wade? ✔
Wade making weird noises and yelling? ✔
Funny editing? ✔
Hilarious game-breaking glitches? ✔
_EXcellent recipe for a _*_delicious_*_ meal._
The picture you used for your profile made this comment 9999% better. XD
*EXCELLENT RECIPE FOR A MARKIPLIER VIDEO*
Your profile pic xD
Everyone is trying to team up on each other but have no idea who's side they are even on.
Like Mark said in the video, “You’re so busy pointing fingers but you have no idea where the conversation is going.” Lmao.
For some reason, this reads like an old man talking about the war to his grandchildren. I applaud you, human
@@nikkit3283 thanks I guess xD
(I'm a 16 year old girl that speaks the language of old men)
Bob is the REAL Barbara
Bob: I'm the nice one!
Also Bob: Straight up admitted he takes any chance he sees to "sow discord" among the other two
Wade: *calls out Bsrbara's obvious and continued abuse towards him*
Mark: *BECOMES TWITTER*
I fear no man, but that thing...
*shows Barbara with uno cards*
it scares me
I'm not as scary if you get to know me! 😉
Roaarw I'm gonna bite you ear off 😂
@@kittywithagun7742 Sorry Barbara didnt mean to make you think I dont like you
@@kittywithagun7742 id like to know you.😂
@@Nana39290. Sure let's be friends, wanna team up against Wade?
Wade: "I'm happy that you won, Bob."
Bob: "Now that's just mean!"
Now that just sounds mean***
"Wade if you die, film it"
true friendship right there
Uno may destroy friendships but if you add Barbara they get destroyed beyond repair
Nah.
Uno break friendships.
Barbara breaks minds.
Yall sexist or what?
No I don't I'm just playing the game, Wade just can't bear my victory 😉
Actually, if you add Bob they get annihilated.
@@redox_reaction_phox They so sexist.
I feel like “I hate you 3000” is one of the most under appreciated part of this video
I agree
@Annaliese schottec 20:55
End game reference? Lol
Not even gonna lie, every time he says that I PANIC lol
Yesss
Wade: *wins the match in Uno* SHES LAYING A TRAP!!! BARBRA IS EVIL!!
Markiplier: *confused*
22:09 was a bugs bunny Daffy Duck “Duck season, rabbit season, duck season, rabbit season, rabbit season, duck season fire moment” 😂😂
Barbara: *enters game*
Wade: *chuckles* I’m in danger
I read that in Ralphs voice.
More like
*EVIIIILLLLLL*
Ah yes
A meme
"Oh Wade Im gonna step on your toe later.. or not hold the door open..!" *EVIL*
@Ally r/pettyrevenge
Sounds like something Tenya Iida would say from mha tbh
Read this as the part was playing.
Ally oof
i thought he said "suck on your toe" what you said makes much more sense
This is so random but I love it so much and I feel like I need to share it for the people who haven’t seen it. During a charity stream on Ethan ‘s channel (crankgameplays for anyone new) sometime in the past year, Ethan wanted to play UNO, and everyone in chat wanted him to play with Barbra. When it was realized that Ethan didn’t know Barbara, everyone told him to ask Wade. So, Ethan called Wade and asked. I swear I’ve never heard someone go from completely fine to incredibly depressed and betrayed as quickly as Wade did in that moment. It was a glorious moment. And I can’t find it again so I’m sharing it here to memorialize the moment.
This should have been called "The old married couple, Wade and Barbra, love to fight" XD
100/10 video Mark
I want a video of Barbara working with Darkiplier and everyone but wade not noticing.
That’s a really weird Invader Zim plot
Who says they aren't already?
YEs
Whisper Walter darkiplier head canon: darkiplier is female and is named Barbra
Need!
Darkiplier in a Barbra wig!
Barbara: _doesn't hold the door open_
Wade: E V I L
Easy there, Mermaidman.
mark catching bob in his manipulation and making wade realize it was one of the funniest moments ever lmao
Years later, they play lethel company and Bob's manipulation tatics continue in a big way 🤣🤣🤣
Lixian's editing makes everything 10 times funnier XD
Oh hello 👁️👄👁️
@@ZedFyres19 Hello :)
True
Btw Ello
tommyinnit titles in a nutshell
Wade when he loses but Barbara also loses:
i sEe tHiS aS aN AbSoLuTe WiN
i fall asleep to these cuz i they just keep talking the whole time and tbh its so theraputic
You're gonna really like this podcast thing I'm about to tell you about
“You’re like a news station” - Wade
Funny cause it’s true lol
What does that even mean?
@@Thechaosmaster1997 it was funny, because it was true.
Everyone:Barbara is Hacking
Me: *What about Bob who's been winning 5 Streaks?*
I know, right? Bob is very clearly the nefarious villain in this video, pay attention to him throughout the video and you see him taking advantage of the chaos and attacking Mark and Wade's sanity…and then, when Wade starts getting suspicious of Bob, THAT is when the game glitches to hell, and not a game sooner. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
@@Wandergirl108
Plus he's manipulating others into thinking that *Markiplier's GF* is the enemy
Bob is a G
@@swimpyimp
Is that a name for a *Ripoff* of *PUBG?*
@Sonnie D no
Mark: calls Barbara his girlfriend
Amy: am I a joke to you
MJ Thomas barbara is amy ;-;
@@joddddiiiiiiii7920 ????
22:06 “Mark did that to you..."
Mark and Bob: *mocks wade about his hatred of Barbara*
Barbara: *_breaks game on her turn_*
Mark and Bob: *slowly shuffles towards Wade*
Barbara:
Wade: SHES TARGETTING ME
NIIICE GOOD JOKE
Sounds like femnazis
Get baited
Fer Silfore recruit
No no wait, you see she isn't saying anything cause she's secretly tryharding...
Lol I'm just kidding, Barbara is a mute.
Wade made more targetting calls than refs at a NFL game where the Patriots are losing
*Barbara exist*
Wade: Hello darkness my old friend
Leta face it.
Everyone came for wades ranting
why does it look like mark has bunny ears this whole time from the fly above his facecam lolll
all those games out there, but uno is the one who crushes friendships
sometimes even *barbara*
if you mean the online /pc game then yes.
Now what exactly do you mean?
let us not forget the fan made real life ver.
what about monopoly?
Wade:I might die.
Mark & Bob:Film it!
A true youtubers mindset.
* Make * *hahahahahahaha*
Wade whispering "bobwa" over and over is the cherry on top of all of this 🤣
Bob:I would have done that to u too.
Wade: but she does it with extra VeN0m
I love how Wade talks about Barbara like she's a sentient being XD
lol yet she's a heartless machine
"My time is limited on this planet." Wade 2019
Later on:
“Wade.. I miss you buddy...” Markiplier 2019 (on his UA-cam community thread)
Unnas annus be like
Momento mori
Its not wrong.
@@user-br4to3gg9i what happened?
18:57
His delivery of that line is giving romcom
What’s funny is I’m pretty sure Barbara actually is the only definitively femme presenting AI out of all the packs. All others are at least neutral in their presentation. I legitimately think she was the only one at this point in time.
Wade: "I want to win a game of Uno and have my friends' respect"
Barbara: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"
"I know, and he's younger than me! ...My time is limited."
-Wade, 2019
5:10 I love how Wade predicted that Barbara's gonna turn them against eachother, because that's what happens later on the video. Maybe Barbara really is the evil one
Wade: literally all of Athens
Barbra: Pretty and pretty smart girl pandora
Wade: "I was trying to keep it family friendly".
Mark: "That's the opposite of that."
Wade: "Okay, well..."
Wade: She has a plan!
Bob: What does that mean?
Mark: It means hes scared of smart women.
Bob: Hi i'm Barbara
Mark: Stop it Bob your scaring him!
Oh hey, I see it now
"Bobra"
“Bob Ross”
Is he calling bob a smart woman?
So Mark thinks I'm smart? That's so nice of him!
21:40 LMAO, MARK GOT FUCKING PSYCHO-ANALYZED
Mark's look of shame when he almost said girlfriend was hilarious 😅😂
Not only almost xD (he exposed himself)
Time Stamp?
Time stampp?
@@anonymite1680 18:55
@That One Cool Gamer yeah around there
Barbara: *exists*
Wade: why do I hear boss music?
Because I'm the boss obviously
They really did a whole bit that could have been titled “gaslight, gatekeep, girl boss: making wade go crazy” and it never gets old