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  • @shana_sparrow8689
    @shana_sparrow8689 Рік тому +3909

    Man says "Back in my cheating days" same way parents used to tell us how they had to traverse mountains to get to school😂

    • @jazisajoke8688
      @jazisajoke8688 Рік тому +82

      🤣🤣this is too real

    • @AdamoLechita1337
      @AdamoLechita1337 Рік тому +54

      FFAAAAAAXXXXXXX 😂😂😂

    • @lailaaaaahhhh
      @lailaaaaahhhh Рік тому +12

      I ruined your 666 likes so sorry

    • @kimberly7496
      @kimberly7496 Рік тому +7

      FAMMMMM!!!!!!

    • @janayh2817
      @janayh2817 Рік тому +30

      Happened to my Mama. She spent the night with dude and said she found panties barely tucked under his bed. Homegirl did that on purpose because she sensed he was fooling around on her too. That was her way of letting my mama know “woman, whoever you are, he’s lying to both of us”. She confronted dude and left. She called me while he’s banging on her car window trying to apologize and I was like “Mom what the fuck???” For shits and gigs I’m 36 years old. TLDR the lies don’t stop 😂

  • @jessicarichter6436
    @jessicarichter6436 Рік тому +2294

    Calling her the love of your life while cheating on her is crazyy 💀

    • @tonihogan
      @tonihogan Рік тому +137

      We need a "where is she now"...

    • @5lim.0
      @5lim.0 Рік тому +102

      Imagine she watches the pod and remembers this happening 😭

    • @eternalrage6548
      @eternalrage6548 Рік тому +59

      Right? He's just a player. Remember that energy when you date the next guy. The charisma. The attitude. Then remember that those are red flags.

    • @Lorddream01
      @Lorddream01 Рік тому

      ​@@eternalrage6548charisma is a red flag now? Chill out

    • @extra.ordimary
      @extra.ordimary Рік тому

      @@eternalrage6548 that's exactly why i take notes lol these guys are giving up all the signs

  • @fatalyki
    @fatalyki Рік тому +2379

    the "she's just trying to get under your skin" I would've punched the dude LMAOOO 🤣

  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 Рік тому +1567

    “Because I’ve had this car.. where’s your underwear?” They have the ability to take and flip scenarios to the next level so easily 😂

    • @cindyo6298
      @cindyo6298 Рік тому +13

      Was looking for this 🤣🤣

    • @wambuikimangara
      @wambuikimangara Рік тому +11

      James james james! Player player player! Man’s got game for days!

  • @nursedaley9751
    @nursedaley9751 Рік тому +819

    "Just leave me like everyone else" most toxic response ever 😅😂

    • @velveteye74
      @velveteye74 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @nikkimillionspring3667
      @nikkimillionspring3667 Рік тому +1

      @@cassiopee26I’d say “you’ve cheated on me like all my cheating ex’s”

  • @kammentator___
    @kammentator___ Рік тому +328

    They went from saying they'd be stumped to making 5 minutes of top notch excuses and gaslighting 🤣🤣

  • @Halalbeautie
    @Halalbeautie Рік тому +496

    Literally had this happen. Mans said “I forgot to move them”. It was instantly over but I respect he didn’t even bother to lie.

    • @juliolleshi751
      @juliolleshi751 Рік тому +77

      “… yeah it is exactly what it looks like.” 🤷‍♂️😂

  • @gigglypuff5135
    @gigglypuff5135 Рік тому +1010

    "Baby this ain't even my car" 😂

  • @rorisangmaboa672
    @rorisangmaboa672 Рік тому +369

    The role plays just come naturally with these guys😂😂

  • @jodyannbiggs315
    @jodyannbiggs315 Рік тому +659

    JAMES IS LITERALLY LIGHTER FLUID !!!! 😂 he will gaslight any situation 😂

    • @marcusbangemu6041
      @marcusbangemu6041 Рік тому +7

      😅😅😅😅 I despise him for it but I don’t actually despise him for it it’s a very bittersweet feeling

  • @azielcardinal9524
    @azielcardinal9524 Рік тому +278

    "Came out the barber shop and women saw me"
    That one killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X Рік тому +536

    James should write a movie script 😂😂

    • @bl757
      @bl757 Рік тому +27

      These outlandish and wild scenarios NEED to come to the big screen. Where are the actors writers producers and directors when you need them!!!

    • @bighomieJ5X
      @bighomieJ5X Рік тому +2

      @@bl757 yes exactly

    • @bl757
      @bl757 Рік тому

      @@bighomieJ5X lol at least a quick animated cartoon short. SOMETHING!

    • @littleshante
      @littleshante Рік тому +19

      @@bl757they on strike 😂

    • @heyitsshay6058
      @heyitsshay6058 Рік тому +3

      Or a web series

  • @Nonamenet99
    @Nonamenet99 Рік тому +1022

    I would have said I let my homeboy use my car for a date as you can see it went well 😂

    • @its_princeakeem
      @its_princeakeem Рік тому +106

      This a good one ✍🏽

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 Рік тому +33

      Yeah that's a good one 😂😂

    • @SundaySpeaks
      @SundaySpeaks Рік тому

      And that is why we don’t like y’all homeboys😂

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Рік тому +36

      Well done, rational...hope you have someone to back you up that you were home without the car...😅

    • @hieisoulpunisher
      @hieisoulpunisher Рік тому +4

      This wins

  • @macqueidamorgan2386
    @macqueidamorgan2386 Рік тому +471

    "You're not tired of this toxic game you keep playing?" the best one yet, give that guy the title...it's over!

  • @Tifferia
    @Tifferia Рік тому +215

    Fuhad saying "bend over" in that smooth voice would make me forget the whole thing😂
    You men know what you doing 😂😂

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie Рік тому +48

      No! We have to stay strong my sisters! 😩😂😂

    • @shelliepowers2660
      @shelliepowers2660 Рік тому +25

      The voice and the look. DAMN!! Smh I’m weak 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @rialopes
      @rialopes Рік тому +19

      James screaming reaction just validates this 😂

    • @ticialynnh1175
      @ticialynnh1175 Рік тому +6

      Just toxic from the pits 🔥 😂😂

    • @kendreafranklin7739
      @kendreafranklin7739 Рік тому

      I won't admit how many times I rewound that part 😅😂

  • @mermaidmoongoddess
    @mermaidmoongoddess Рік тому +70

    “leave me like everyone else does” the way im turning into viola davis grabbing her bag and leaving

  • @MrsJoeyPinkPants
    @MrsJoeyPinkPants Рік тому +89

    I actually hate how easily you fit yourselves into every damn scenario. 😂😂
    "Bite her lip..."
    "Tch, get in and bend over man..."
    😂😂😂

  • @doublecommenter5161
    @doublecommenter5161 Рік тому +239

    Baby, did you not hear about that tornado that ripped through Victoria's Secret? And the worst part is that I left my windows down.

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 Рік тому +11

      That's a good one 😂😂😂

    • @darhkz3900
      @darhkz3900 Рік тому +12

      These are Calvin Kleins 😑

  • @Sara_ennit
    @Sara_ennit Рік тому +299

    Guys will forever gaslight 💀

    • @Cloudcity20
      @Cloudcity20 7 місяців тому

      men and woman do that lol

  • @Njfnst2
    @Njfnst2 Рік тому +109

    We went from a whole gaslighting scenerio to a story about cheating on "the love of his life"....who hurt you🤦🏾‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianagoodwin2310
    @brianagoodwin2310 Рік тому +96

    When Fuhad said bend over in that deep voice I forgot I was married 😂

  • @nairobi_girl5808
    @nairobi_girl5808 Рік тому +62

    Lessons learnt from this podcast. The game is the game. If you're out here looking for love you have to charge a lot of guys to the game. Drop him as soon as your gut tells you. Otherwise you waste so much time on lies, gas lighting and mind games. All for a cute face and a laugh.

  • @txzbelle75
    @txzbelle75 Рік тому +87

    I am so blessed to have 3 brothers. One of which is 11 years older than me. I promise I've seen and heard so much... 😂

  • @touchtherapy4kidz
    @touchtherapy4kidz Рік тому +238

    I have a feeling Fuhad and James have had to deal with random panties on multiple occasions 😂😂

  • @marnaemaldonado4921
    @marnaemaldonado4921 Рік тому +34

    Lmmfao 😂😂😂😂 the level of toxic as gaslighting reached by James and Fuhad keeps me from drooling over them but loving them as my besties 😂😂😂

  • @lynpendlebury2804
    @lynpendlebury2804 Рік тому +55

    Thank goodness when I clicked before it said the video had been removed. Luckily, it came back again. You all really cheer me up 😂 😅😂

  • @halleciara5718
    @halleciara5718 Рік тому +36

    Fuhad face when James said the love of my life the first time 😂😂

  • @SummerTyme2023
    @SummerTyme2023 Рік тому +68

    Fuhad and James are too toxic for me Im weak....I cant ..its too much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @75Shannie
    @75Shannie Рік тому +24

    “Bend over!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭That’s shit had me cackling. Y’all are sick😂

  • @madam.reefer
    @madam.reefer Рік тому +42

    “YOU WASTE MANNNNNNN!!! YOU WASTE MANNNNNNN!!”😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesbranche8218
    @jamesbranche8218 Рік тому +39

    Playing the victim is top tier gaslighting 😂😂😂😂

  • @DRYang-vs9oi
    @DRYang-vs9oi Рік тому +189

    I swear these guys would be able to gas light everyone and anyone with these elaborate scenarios they go through here 😂
    They would have people second guessing all their life choose I swear 😂😭🤣

  • @danikahholdman2609
    @danikahholdman2609 Рік тому +27

    James - “I wanna hear these lies”

  • @Icccecolddd
    @Icccecolddd Рік тому +9

    "Just leave me likes everybody else" lmaooooooo!!!!!!! Classic move.

  • @KayKay-jv9gv
    @KayKay-jv9gv Рік тому +36

    First of all, who is leaving their knickers in someone’s car!? There’s no way I’m leaving anywhere without mine lol

    • @MsCoustar
      @MsCoustar Рік тому +2

      It's called getting a lick back. Petty on High lol! Your dating an ex or someone with a girl conveniently drop the package off. See what happens.....or so I've been told.

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Рік тому +138

    Now James, how is she the love of your life and you out here cheating on her??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Men and their logic

    • @pacisco5151
      @pacisco5151 Рік тому +20

      My dear it doesn't have anything to do with that... I literally had sex with my besto 4days back (a girl who will be married next week), but the first thing she told me after dressing back, was: "my man doesn't deserve this" ... Mind you she is the one who literally pushed for it, she even paid for the hotel.
      Lesson: sex and love are 2 different things.

    • @Snowboarding2020
      @Snowboarding2020 Рік тому

      Men cheat for women. I love her so much that I want to take things off her plate because she does so much for me.

    • @MARWAlee2
      @MARWAlee2 Рік тому +14

      ​@@pacisco5151I am dying😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SunHazel92
      @SunHazel92 Рік тому +36

      @@pacisco5151not u defending it still 😭😭

    • @pacisco5151
      @pacisco5151 Рік тому +3

      @@SunHazel92 You see this friend of mine, I know her man is the love of her life, but because of horn n wareva she still had sex, and it doesn't mean that she stopped loving her man. And I will be honest with u, it also hurt me after her saying that

  • @KeshiaMac
    @KeshiaMac Рік тому +25

    Y'all crack me up, so bad. The tweets are hilarious, but ur reactions and commentary absolutely SLAY me!!

  • @misssosweet513
    @misssosweet513 Рік тому +5

    No one thought to say “I let my friend borrow my car” 😭

  • @SoloStudioss
    @SoloStudioss Рік тому +13

    “It wasn’t me”😂💀

    • @_Tree_of_Life_
      @_Tree_of_Life_ Рік тому +4

      Honey came in and she caught me red handed, freaking with the girl next door...

  • @pmccray551
    @pmccray551 Рік тому +23

    James .. cheated and "love of my life" is an oxymoron 😂

  • @newrecruit100
    @newrecruit100 Рік тому +29

    Call your cousin on the phone and yell at her “what the fuck did you do in my car”?

  • @merchdahuskie7230
    @merchdahuskie7230 Рік тому +12

    As an American, I now say "Literally" in James voice 😂

    • @kailester4807
      @kailester4807 Рік тому

      Lol I do it too. It’s the only word I can authentically imitate

    • @keiamonet
      @keiamonet Рік тому +1

      “Lit-TroLly” 😂

  • @kuimwaura1
    @kuimwaura1 Рік тому +32

    😂😂 hilarious..love all your videos..much ❤from Kenya 🇰🇪

  • @dexxtersa7537
    @dexxtersa7537 Рік тому +2

    These niggas got game , respect 🤣🤞🏾

  • @ashmcc6331
    @ashmcc6331 Рік тому +12

    the way you man flipped that panty in da car ting was f**king legendary 😂😂😂

  • @darhkz3900
    @darhkz3900 Рік тому +12

    “I picked up a group of drunk girls when ubering 2 nights ago. One of them must’ve left them there. So annoying, I’ve even deleted the app now”
    - You such a liar, when did you start driving for Uber??
    “I told you I was gonna try it for a week to make a little extra 💰. See you never listening when I tell you stuff. I was gonna surprise you with that thing you wanted but forget it now”
    - what thing?? The Beyoncé tickets?!
    “Yes! The Bey tickets, but forget it”

  • @AjNerd
    @AjNerd Рік тому +7

    “Back in my cheating days” has finished me

  • @AYEwhatido
    @AYEwhatido Рік тому +4

    Bruh when these men COMMIT!! Like they for real go all in 😂😂😂

  • @jadapsmith7
    @jadapsmith7 Рік тому +12

    I’m pissed that you spinning this had me smiling dawg 😩

  • @warishine6276
    @warishine6276 Рік тому +5

    I had the "LOML"coming over???
    Thats crazy,even for James😂

  • @gisellemitchell8620
    @gisellemitchell8620 Рік тому +5

    Yes!!!! My favorite people I’ve been waiting for this ❤❤

  • @LandriBeau
    @LandriBeau Рік тому +3

    “Back in my cheating days” 😂

  • @andrewbelle9572
    @andrewbelle9572 Рік тому +1

    “I been having this car. Where’s your underwear????” 😂😂😂

  • @nathanb7733
    @nathanb7733 Рік тому +9

    Tell her you had to do laundry at the mat. Must have got stuck on the comforter 😂

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

  • @CamilleJCornish
    @CamilleJCornish Рік тому +6

    i love that james laughs like this emoji ➡️🙈🙈

  • @hannahcox6349
    @hannahcox6349 Рік тому +7

    The Landry excuse actually happened to me and my brother. He called me panicked and everything while they were in the car together 😅
    Though the clothing wasn't underwear

  • @Susurro
    @Susurro Рік тому +9

    I think I occasionally watch your channel just teach myself how to recognize toxic men.
    I'm telling my radar: "if he reminds you of Fuhad or James, the answer is no."

  • @drjonesey5
    @drjonesey5 Рік тому +6

    CHARGED IT!!! 😂 😅😂 😂 😅😂 😂 😅😂 😂 😅😂

  • @edgardorivera6578
    @edgardorivera6578 Рік тому +6

    "The fuck you mean?? Don't you remember last night!?"

  • @skeetgangmusic462
    @skeetgangmusic462 4 місяці тому

    The “I think we should take this time apart while you figure out if you want this or not” took the cake

  • @un_Definedza
    @un_Definedza Рік тому +50

    For some reason, I always thought Patreon episodes were shot in a different location.
    😂😂😂The off ramp these mandem do is crazy.

  • @bellomohammeddamilare3318
    @bellomohammeddamilare3318 Рік тому +12

    Lol, you guys didn’t read the best one, man said “I will call a friend, and start shouting and vexing like why would you do that, then put it on speaker”, as long as your friend will play along, this should work

  • @jackielopez3019
    @jackielopez3019 6 місяців тому

    When James said whoah whoah and pretended to trip!! That part had me rolling!! 🤣

  • @isaidadiaz188
    @isaidadiaz188 Рік тому +1

    "She's getting knocked out on the daily..."😂😂😂

  • @t.d.5371
    @t.d.5371 Рік тому +17

    This happened to me and the guy said just that! She’s trying to mad you mad let’s just have a good time!

    • @eviltacos3200
      @eviltacos3200 Рік тому +6

      did it worked?

    • @shayshay7495
      @shayshay7495 Рік тому +3

      @@eviltacos3200lmaoo

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Рік тому +3

      👀👀👀 NO HE DIDN'T 😂

    • @t.d.5371
      @t.d.5371 Рік тому +2

      @@eviltacos3200 only because we weren’t exclusive and I knew about her already 😂

    • @t.d.5371
      @t.d.5371 Рік тому +2

      @@miriam2837 we weren’t exclusive and I knew about her so he did and it worked 😂

  • @eviltacos3200
    @eviltacos3200 Рік тому +9

    "oh come on!! i let my bro drive it one day, and that's what he left in? disgusting, let me call him rn!!"

    • @abbz23
      @abbz23 Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Рік тому

      Unless your bro is Ellis 😅 then you're not safe g

  • @danieldib2286
    @danieldib2286 Рік тому +2

    James, did you say… “what colour is that - nude.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TiannaGittens
    @TiannaGittens Рік тому +6

    You guys are f*cking hillarious! I came here from tik tok and have been addicted ever since. Please don’t ever stop 😂

  • @littlebrowngirl4
    @littlebrowngirl4 Рік тому +1

    "I'm just trying to come home and make you dinner.."...now I KNOW you're lying to me James!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wtfKwaku
    @wtfKwaku Рік тому +8

    lmao this reminds me of that episode where the guy had the xl panties to wear but his girl thought he was cheating 😂😂

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 Рік тому +1

    You man are about to hit 2M before end of year 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @nicolewimbley8653
    @nicolewimbley8653 Рік тому +3

    The “Cap” is real with these stories!😂😂😂

  • @kinggagoatt6269
    @kinggagoatt6269 Рік тому +85

    I PROMISE YOU RIGHT NOW that lie you guys both just came up with would worrrkkkkkk, James & Fuhad had to be serial cheats back then I just know it I’m onto you man🤣😂😂😂

  • @arabellaarriola9427
    @arabellaarriola9427 Рік тому +2

    The fact that they think that will make her forget lmbo😂😂😂

  • @the.dialogue41
    @the.dialogue41 Рік тому +3

    6:50 I swear, she’ll go from fuming red, to pale white again, to pinkish red, then just straight up hot red💐🔥🤌🏾🥶👊🏾

  • @dadagecha1311
    @dadagecha1311 Рік тому +4

    Won't lie, James had me for a minute there, he's too good at gaslighting BANA!

  • @cbcpd2035
    @cbcpd2035 Рік тому

    Just had my car serviced.
    I used dem to clean the windows.
    I used dem to check the oil.
    They're yours from our first date (when you were slimmer).

  • @delenaz.4265
    @delenaz.4265 Рік тому

    8:22 James you always get me together with these stories and lies 😭🤣

  • @Anon-568
    @Anon-568 Рік тому

    I needed this video had a sad Bday and just laughed to piece's watching these guys.

  • @courtneyjones1648
    @courtneyjones1648 Рік тому +2

    I would’ve said “I bought them for you , you know I love you in skin tones but if you don’t like em I’ll get my money back “ 😂

  • @nishaali6604
    @nishaali6604 Рік тому +1

    James u kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣.. mad love from 🇹🇹

  • @delanofoster407
    @delanofoster407 Рік тому +8

    “Drake fan Veronica Correia - hired by Playboy” it’s on the net

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Рік тому +1

      Is she Brazilian? 👀👀👀

    • @delanofoster407
      @delanofoster407 Рік тому +3

      @@miriam2837 think so she does seem to have a Latina look😅

    • @miriam2837
      @miriam2837 Рік тому

      The Name is too obvious, Brazilian are 🔥🔥😊😏

  • @mimikotorman7546
    @mimikotorman7546 Рік тому +2

    Ladies stay safe cause thisss💀💀💀💀

  • @LaureezyF
    @LaureezyF Рік тому +2

    These two are like master gaslighters, Jesus😂😂😂

  • @geraldwoodridgejr4064
    @geraldwoodridgejr4064 Рік тому +4

    Babe, you knew what you were getting into - Retired Aquarius

  • @zilu_n7158
    @zilu_n7158 Рік тому

    I’m cackling 😭😂😂💀 at “I’ve had this car, where’s your underwear???”😂😂😭😭

  • @Snowboarding2020
    @Snowboarding2020 Рік тому +3

    Tell her its her best friend's. That way she'll have no one to go to vent

  • @nazifamiah5226
    @nazifamiah5226 Рік тому +8

    Love your content

  • @jd7457
    @jd7457 Рік тому +1

    I’d be like “Sorry babes that’s mine”

  • @gixiemollo6249
    @gixiemollo6249 Рік тому +3

    I f**kn love you guys

  • @dinamenechongolola3358
    @dinamenechongolola3358 Рік тому

    "I've beeeeeen having this car, where is YOUR underwear?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @QuxxnJTv
    @QuxxnJTv Рік тому

    They way y'all spunnnn it y'all need to stooop frr😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sarainieves8018
    @sarainieves8018 Рік тому +1

    The laundry one was the most believable.... But the sister would have to back him up because I'm definitely asking her!!

  • @geegeeBk
    @geegeeBk Рік тому +4

    I'd have said, "My buddy Mike borrowed my car a few days ago."

  • @basetsanamakwela9411
    @basetsanamakwela9411 Рік тому +16

    Is James living in some fantasy world or all these things he usually talks about really happened?😅😅

  • @UrUncleOG
    @UrUncleOG Рік тому +5

    😂😂😂 I ain’t nothing for this one lol

  • @charlemagnedking1183
    @charlemagnedking1183 Рік тому +2

    Let take a moment for the 4's product placement

  • @jolayemipeter7333
    @jolayemipeter7333 Рік тому

    "i came out the barbershop and girls saw me" 😂😂😂

  • @shamoregraham4492
    @shamoregraham4492 Рік тому +1

    I absolutely appreciate these videos and I liked it only to see that I made it change to the 3,6k. I never felt apart of smtn bigger before lol keep going

  • @tgirl2417
    @tgirl2417 Рік тому +2

    James knowwwws his haircut is nice 😭