How Do Females Ask For...? | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • @OneMwataK
    @OneMwataK Рік тому +1610

    In Zambia wives just announce they're off to bed and declare, "Once I sleep I don't want anyone to bother me." If you're wise you won't miss your cue

  • @elbossco4251
    @elbossco4251 Рік тому +461

    " Go lock the door" is the best one

  • @atukundacassandra2824
    @atukundacassandra2824 Рік тому +486

    James' face when they said "take these off"😂😂.

  • @MindlessNaee
    @MindlessNaee Рік тому +285

    My husband says when we go to bed I just do the “scoot back” 😂😂😂😂

    • @onlythebrave4655
      @onlythebrave4655 Рік тому +4

      Thats too much info🤷🏾

    • @MindlessNaee
      @MindlessNaee Рік тому

      @@onlythebrave4655 pretend you didn’t see it

    • @Virgomorty
      @Virgomorty Рік тому +42

      @@onlythebrave4655we’re actively discussing this topic , if THIS comment is tmi I hate to tell you about the other ones 😭.

    • @sabastiansteve
      @sabastiansteve 11 місяців тому +4

      @@onlythebrave4655 you're a virgin if you think this is too much

    • @AlvinWillistonDavis
      @AlvinWillistonDavis 9 місяців тому

      My wife does that too

  • @li.li.
    @li.li. 11 місяців тому +56

    As a Gemini, I can confirm the accuracy. I'm not repeating myself because I'll change my mind. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Lala473
    @Lala473 Рік тому +211

    I’ve learnt that men are easy😂😂😂👏🏽

    • @DreOWonder
      @DreOWonder Рік тому +37

      We are. With women we respect and or trust. There are some thirsty men, but not all of us.

    • @JeremyMYG
      @JeremyMYG Рік тому +85

      I’ve crumbled from a thigh grab, and I’m at peace with that 😂

    • @StryifeTheVillain
      @StryifeTheVillain Рік тому +24

      We are....we're thots

    • @nabati8903
      @nabati8903 Рік тому +7

      @@JeremyMYG nah bruh hahahaha that’s honestly jarring but funny and I’m here for it 😂

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 Рік тому +18

      ​@@JeremyMYG"And I'm at peace with that" 😂😂😂😂😂. Me too brother, me too 😂

  • @FiercestAngel
    @FiercestAngel Рік тому +162

    I walk around in my underwear. It’s a secret hint because I don’t typically wear undies, but I know taking them off is a thrill for him. He says the anticipation and the clear knowledge that it’s all systems go, murders him! Eye contact all the way is a must!

    • @Thomas-qi9ix
      @Thomas-qi9ix Рік тому +5

      Tell this to all your girlfriends

    • @FiercestAngel
      @FiercestAngel Рік тому

      @@Thomas-qi9ixI already have bozo!! And now I’m telling YOUR trolling ass!! 😏😏😏

  • @airwreckaaaaaaaa
    @airwreckaaaaaaaa Рік тому +435

    “There’s no worse feeling that **** on an empty stomach”
    Yes there is, Fuhad! **** on a full stomach!

    • @homiefizzle5260
      @homiefizzle5260 Рік тому +54

      My girl knows, don't touch me after I've eaten, I need at least two hours to digest 😂

    • @july3817
      @july3817 Рік тому +33

      You need to be slightly hungry and then work up that appetite

    • @ISaidWhatWhatinThe
      @ISaidWhatWhatinThe Рік тому +3

      @@homiefizzle5260I’m weak

    • @tashaaa31
      @tashaaa31 Рік тому +3

      Crazy I read this comment as he said it!!😂

    • @yoursnatchedwig2856
      @yoursnatchedwig2856 Рік тому +1

      Bro😂😂

  • @JamalB21
    @JamalB21 Рік тому +369

    The “roses are red” gyal is most definitely bisexual 😂

  • @danielapeli
    @danielapeli Рік тому +103

    I pull up starving and you offer me kewchie 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mamatyka971
    @Mamatyka971 Рік тому +236

    I said to my last date in the middle of the restaurant : I don't have underwear. How's you meal". It was enough

    • @Kayla-kd8ov
      @Kayla-kd8ov Рік тому +30

      😂😂😂😂 i can imagine his face

    • @Mamatyka971
      @Mamatyka971 Рік тому +59

      @@Kayla-kd8ov he stuttered 😂😂😂

    • @jasonasano3617
      @jasonasano3617 Рік тому +40

      Me to the server "Check please and there is a 100 if I can get it to me and paid for in under 2 minutes"

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 Рік тому +6

      ​@@jasonasano3617😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rohiniguiland4873
      @rohiniguiland4873 8 місяців тому

      Along with a short dress

  • @sydneecabrera6230
    @sydneecabrera6230 Рік тому +73

    Omgggg they doin too much *writes in notes*😂🤸🏽‍♀️

  • @Ernest20904
    @Ernest20904 Рік тому +140

    My college girlfriend once grabbed my junk and said “Gimme!” FAM!!! 🤣🤣

  • @tiaseay9075
    @tiaseay9075 Рік тому +51

    "I'm Cooking" is the girl translation of "You can come over if you want"

  • @shakathewanderer9198
    @shakathewanderer9198 Рік тому +368

    "order some pizza, and we'll move some furniture around."
    *Wiggles eyebrows suggestively*

    • @raphaelm7221
      @raphaelm7221 Рік тому +76

      my dumbass might think you want help moving out the house

    • @tretizzle
      @tretizzle Рік тому +28

      ​@@raphaelm7221you're not dumb I got caught like that years ago😅😅😅

    • @datminalady1355
      @datminalady1355 Рік тому +14

      Ayy! Move the bed to the left a lil bit🤣

    • @Zorant0Zero
      @Zorant0Zero Рік тому +5

      Supernatural?

    • @shakathewanderer9198
      @shakathewanderer9198 Рік тому +6

      @@Zorant0Zero it was used long before supernatural, but the demon meg made a reference to it (as they do to all the greats) 😂

  • @aidangriffiths24
    @aidangriffiths24 Рік тому +25

    The way he sniffed the mic tho when the tweet said “ take these off”

  • @growinwoman2290
    @growinwoman2290 Рік тому +38

    Touch him “there” and say “Please?” in a meek tone with pleading eyes.

  • @adebolagifttv813
    @adebolagifttv813 Рік тому +190

    Really funny 😂... But this just made me feel more single than I already am.

    • @elijahbillings4658
      @elijahbillings4658 Рік тому +14

      Don't worry about it. Just laugh n get some rest 😂😂😂

  • @tmoneybaby444
    @tmoneybaby444 Рік тому +27

    I just grab whats mine. He knows whats up 😂

  • @AmanzeNzeh
    @AmanzeNzeh Рік тому +32

    Looooool
    Fuad: Take this off
    James: Moans
    WTF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathanwalter3075
    @jonathanwalter3075 Рік тому +155

    I really wish you guys would come to America! I’d be at that show no doubt.

  • @Insomnia_Central_
    @Insomnia_Central_ Рік тому +29

    Had this crazy filipina 😂 all she had to say was” you wanna hang out “ 😂😂😂😂

  • @emmablake1300
    @emmablake1300 Рік тому +78

    If i said "take these off" to my husband the response would be "why? do you have a cramp?". clueless

  • @mitchellwarner15
    @mitchellwarner15 Рік тому +144

    I love the content guys 😂😂😂 I would definitely love it if you did a US tour in the future

    • @str8jenn.nochaser
      @str8jenn.nochaser Рік тому +1

      They are!!!!!!!

    • @mitchellwarner15
      @mitchellwarner15 Рік тому

      @@str8jenn.nochaser I need Charlotte, NC then

    • @Tosha22
      @Tosha22 11 місяців тому

      @@mitchellwarner15here also. They are hilarious.

  • @MissMe1111
    @MissMe1111 Рік тому +18

    Him: what do you wanna do?
    Me: You.
    …. I don’t know what the speedometer clocked but I swear he was here in 4 minutes! 🤣🤣

    • @Cantetinza17
      @Cantetinza17 10 місяців тому

      I once asked a hook up, " I need you to do something big for me." He said,"What?" I said, "Fuck me." He got to my house so quick. 😅

  • @romonaeshiwani3346
    @romonaeshiwani3346 Рік тому +48

    Rem needs more screen time😊😊Much Love from🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

  • @aymenmohammed6363
    @aymenmohammed6363 Рік тому +52

    the face that james makes 😂😂

  • @savanahdpoint6690
    @savanahdpoint6690 Рік тому +96

    😂😂....I remember when I was a kid and the hardest question was to ask my English teacher..."may I go to pee". And now it's that question? Easy ..😂🥂

  • @tiaseay9075
    @tiaseay9075 Рік тому +43

    *strokes his goatee*....Is this seat taken?

  • @bagzy868
    @bagzy868 Рік тому +32

    Sex in almost all cases is a woman's prerogative

  • @leoshashouseofvacs
    @leoshashouseofvacs Рік тому +44

    Y'all gotta listen to this on 2x 😂😂😂😂😂😂 James saying "yeah yeah yeah yeah" in 2x is to die for!!!! I can't stop laughing.!!!!

  • @kganyamphahlele9777
    @kganyamphahlele9777 Рік тому +7

    "Take these off" for the win! 🏆 James fets it!

  • @JeremyMYG
    @JeremyMYG Рік тому +54

    “Wanna come over and eat some wings?”
    Let me tell you something. Even if I was hungry and it wasn’t for wings, I’m fucking anyway.

  • @rickybeharry4604
    @rickybeharry4604 Рік тому +42

    My go to... I got something you can eat but it won't fill your belly but it is worth it 😂

  • @countessstevens63
    @countessstevens63 Рік тому +10

    This just confirmed what we all already knew…Men Are Easy 😂😊

  • @jerryomwansa1030
    @jerryomwansa1030 Рік тому +12

    In Kenya the signal is on how she is dressed for bed 😅, otherwise she will say "unataka..(do you want?) 😂

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA Рік тому +38

    James needs to open the closet door 💀💀😂😂

  • @elless6535
    @elless6535 Рік тому +15

    Love this channel!!
    I'm not on any other forms of social media, but someone needs to notify them their content is being uploaded by another channel calling themselves 'ShxtsnGigs Clips' asking for subscribers (currently at 375).

  • @stevenhunter3212
    @stevenhunter3212 Рік тому +7

    James and the "Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.." and "yehyehyehyehyehyehyeh.." repetition

  • @0ijm3409fiwrekj
    @0ijm3409fiwrekj Рік тому +32

    Cooking for a guy is a great way to bag him ngl

  • @MsHappypeanut
    @MsHappypeanut Рік тому +10

    I just txt the SneakyLink " I want/meed that Moroccan seed" Lmaoooo man are WEAK

  • @bsims7725
    @bsims7725 Рік тому +15

    I only say “I wanna see your face” That’s it lol.

  • @Boots_Alexander
    @Boots_Alexander Рік тому +20

    I've only used this line once. But I said to a guy (as soon as he walked through the door) me: that's cute him: what??? me: you still have your clothes on...him: oh, my bad. 😏😜😎

  • @kellysehoun
    @kellysehoun Рік тому +35

    The way I just want to laugh and talk with them 😂😂😂 please come to Canada 🇨🇦

  • @LM-he7eb
    @LM-he7eb Рік тому +51

    Her: I made wings. Fancy some
    Him: Yes, I'm coming over
    Her: Bring your toothbrush

  • @valerianfumibekari1719
    @valerianfumibekari1719 Рік тому +21

    😂I will be like setting him up by reminding him about random scenes of when we were in the deed and make him feel he is actually the one who wants to have s**

  • @2shay1993
    @2shay1993 Рік тому +3

    I’m too forward I have told a man to drop them draws before 😂😂

  • @july3817
    @july3817 Рік тому +172

    Honestly with my boyfriend I’ll just lay on my stomach and wiggle my ass a little 😂

  • @erickaphantomhive7328
    @erickaphantomhive7328 Рік тому +6

    Well he told me to just tell him whenever I want. But I usually just start calling him daddy or like what I did this morning when I woke him up and asked him to fill me up… or if I call him good boy he goes crazy for that

  • @mylifeasmatji7624
    @mylifeasmatji7624 Рік тому +13

    "oh yeah?? MAKE ME"

  • @Mr.man712
    @Mr.man712 Рік тому +8

    "Let me cook!" 😂

  • @jopinscott1777
    @jopinscott1777 Рік тому +11

    "Just point." - Patrice O'Neal

  • @shannooony
    @shannooony Рік тому +2

    A simple "get it out then" 🤷‍♀️😂

  • @BarbaraKibira
    @BarbaraKibira Рік тому +5

    To quote TLC “I ain’t too proud to beg”😜🤪

  • @EliCasenave
    @EliCasenave 11 місяців тому +2

    Lol by “come over and eat some wings” she probably meant she’s gonna be “spread Eagle”
    My mind went there immediately

  • @Nora-di9pw
    @Nora-di9pw 7 місяців тому +2

    “Are the kids asleep?”

  • @anthonyg2348
    @anthonyg2348 Рік тому +3

    My girl always says, "I need a massage"

  • @elsa_nyc
    @elsa_nyc Рік тому +6

    Just say the words and they will do it!!

  • @kyrie0592
    @kyrie0592 Рік тому +60

    As a Gemini woman, this is so true 😂

  • @mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686
    @mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686 Рік тому +11

    Since I'm married, I'll come home after a long day or I'll text before I come home. "Take a shower" or "You need a shower"

  • @latoyavliet1755
    @latoyavliet1755 Рік тому +8

    The Gemini part for me 😂😂😂😂

  • @cordelsanders6019
    @cordelsanders6019 Рік тому +2

    A lady will ask you to come over to change a light bulb in her lamp 😂😂😂

  • @delaneywillis3898
    @delaneywillis3898 Рік тому +22

    How I asked is that I bite my partner on their nack or arm and then run away 😅😅😅

  • @lasaintlauren558
    @lasaintlauren558 4 місяці тому +1

    The Gemini one is too true. 😂

  • @stephaniehubert11
    @stephaniehubert11 Рік тому +6

    not "help me" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lauge812
    @lauge812 Рік тому +13

    Him: Sends pic of a location asking "Where am I?"
    Me: Unfortunately not in me🤣🤣
    Subtle - hell nah, straight forward all the time😅

  • @SashaJ79
    @SashaJ79 Рік тому +35

    No words...for me, it's all in the eyes 😘

    • @0ijm3409fiwrekj
      @0ijm3409fiwrekj Рік тому

      The eyes are a killer. Especially when you ask me a question the proceed to ignore everything I say and just fuck me with your eyes

    • @claudineuy7911
      @claudineuy7911 Рік тому +4

      This is my weaknessss!!! I've had to look away /cover the man's eyes because we were in public and about to cross the street when he gives me that look that gives you butterflies, soaks your panties and makes your knees buckle hahaha

    • @staceypower4327
      @staceypower4327 Рік тому

      Agreed. No words needed.

  • @joekelly4
    @joekelly4 Рік тому +5

    My left leg is Christmas and my right leg is Thanksgiving
    Will you come over and eat between the holidays.
    Dad joke

  • @lisaloki5337
    @lisaloki5337 Рік тому +12

    Mine are
    Lets cuddle
    We getting nakey
    Lets bang
    👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁

    • @Cantetinza17
      @Cantetinza17 10 місяців тому

      My ex-husband and I used to use snoo-snoo from the show Futurama.

  • @queenshenunga7376
    @queenshenunga7376 Рік тому +2

    Chilling in a dudes house....
    Girl ; I'm almost going home

  • @xxblasiankiddxx2369
    @xxblasiankiddxx2369 Рік тому +5

    Usually ill juss pick the ghostface mask, hand it to him and tell to come find me😅

  • @JaeBlaze09
    @JaeBlaze09 Рік тому +25

    Gemini woman here: I see no lies 😂 It has to be a guy i've been talking to and he has been to the house already before tho. gotta have a lil rapport built up before he gets personal invites for plates AND pussy 😂

    • @japhethodudu6445
      @japhethodudu6445 Рік тому +8

      Gemini here, Confirmed, no lie told!!!

    • @JaeBlaze09
      @JaeBlaze09 Рік тому +4

      @@japhethodudu6445 Hello fellow Gem 💎
      Because one thing is for sure.... a man gonna drop them draws after u give em a good home cooked meal.... know that 😂😂😂

  • @Primrose-s8c
    @Primrose-s8c Рік тому +7

    Looking up from my phone, book, washing, cooking, gardening......in fact any eye contact is a request for sex in his mind

  • @tammy.laporte
    @tammy.laporte Рік тому +1

    okay for me food is the way to my heart so if i’m inviting u over for food we probably fuccin😭

  • @HelenRachael
    @HelenRachael 11 місяців тому +1

    Ok, I’m a gemini and we are wild ngl 😂

  • @kimberleyx6929
    @kimberleyx6929 Рік тому +4

    That mouth does..😂😂😂.

  • @LM-he7eb
    @LM-he7eb Рік тому +20

    Are they ever going to stop using the word "females"

    • @Cantetinza17
      @Cantetinza17 10 місяців тому

      I don't find it triggering. Maybe cause I'm military. 🤷🏾‍♀️

  • @enochmensah2179
    @enochmensah2179 Рік тому +8

    Asking me for sex is way easy. You just have to look me in the eye for about 5 seconds. Or maybe just point at me. 😂

  • @mahroutabesh
    @mahroutabesh Рік тому +1

    “How about a bonne appetite?!” Is mine😂

  • @Lizcat302
    @Lizcat302 Рік тому +3

    Lol I don’t say anything… lol just grab the eggplant😂😂😂😂 works every time lol

  • @amrithareendran9084
    @amrithareendran9084 Рік тому +10

    Ndombele and Troy Deeney

    • @akeeb8611
      @akeeb8611 Рік тому +2

      I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WhaleBlueberry
      @WhaleBlueberry Рік тому

      How about Rudiger and Memphis depay 😂

  • @ezranzwala991
    @ezranzwala991 Рік тому +12

    U guys are so funny😂😂😂

  • @vidsm.1134
    @vidsm.1134 Рік тому +16

    Women*

  • @liyahowusu10
    @liyahowusu10 Рік тому +1

    As a Gemini that’s a yes she feeling u lol

  • @bkah1
    @bkah1 Рік тому +10

    Nah Fuhad, we're not weak. We just know what we want and don't play games

  • @OfficialHelcyBands
    @OfficialHelcyBands Рік тому +4

    Lol 😂 I asked my guy why you in my bed with clothes on? You’re making me hot 😂

  • @olikah4667
    @olikah4667 Рік тому +7

    As a bi woman, I can confirm 😂

  • @rebecca_k
    @rebecca_k Рік тому

    “Splash my face with water”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @werekat1367
    @werekat1367 Рік тому +2

    I told my ex that I had just taken a really thorough shower and eaten loads of pineapple...

  • @SA-yd1xk
    @SA-yd1xk 8 місяців тому

    Just smile and wink at my hubby.

  • @AsiyaIammuah
    @AsiyaIammuah Рік тому +2

    Ngl I’m stealing take these off…cuz I usually just start kissing 😂

  • @PrimeSuperboy
    @PrimeSuperboy Рік тому +6

    Her: "I'm cooking"
    You: "Something for me to eat"
    case closed. ur welcome.

  • @tonybarlow4291
    @tonybarlow4291 Рік тому +15

    As much ship guys talk why is it when a woman sends the signal you wimp out 😂😂😂

    • @ceasetheday87
      @ceasetheday87 Рік тому +2

      It could be we just ain’t got it in us that day

  • @breal3023
    @breal3023 Рік тому +4

    I'm yours😂😂😂

  • @lFrenzied
    @lFrenzied Рік тому +2

    Did James just come out?! 1:34 yaaaaaay 😂🎉

  • @lumen8039
    @lumen8039 6 місяців тому

    As a Gemini woman I approve that message 😂

  • @jessicadavies6230
    @jessicadavies6230 Рік тому

    The “ah k k k k k k kay” 😂😂😂

  • @tyronesmith7979
    @tyronesmith7979 Рік тому +2

    Yeahhh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 😂😂

  • @destinedtodevinespiritualc119

    We don't ask we bake cookies drunk on wine topless

  • @MorningLarke
    @MorningLarke 8 місяців тому

    That deep breath James took after "Take these off" was sexy as hell 🔥