Everytime James starts to say "I remember... " after Fuhad reads something out of pocket, i just know he's about to tell us something CRAZY in the most casual manner 😂😂
Minor inconvenience is when you in a bad mood and you walk by a door handle ; to be humbled because it hooked on your clothes and yank you back . But it makes you more mad .
I have crohns disease… learned this from a nurse after having bowel surgery. if you have those “poison pain” sessions, get a towel and roll it up, then fold it in half, wedge it between your belly and your thighs. The pressure against your lower belly can help with the pain and give you something to focus on. (Also, peppermint tea will help ALOT with any kind of digestive pains).
James telling them to shut up aggressively because of the little flies he gets on the face and they don't is peak 🤣. Y'all gonna make me watch succession now
@ddt712 same Australia in the outback is honestly the worse for flies. If you don't wear a certain mask you find them in your eyes, ears, mouth, nostril and you look like a mad person as your constantly slapping yourself due to the miniature terrorists with wings
FRRR!!!! If I'm bi and my grandpa is homosexual but im gonna get 7Ms in a couple months?! Bes believe I'm gonna be the straightest person you've ever seen in your life
Fuhad starting to tell that story of her mom, I felt like an old friend of his that knew the story knowing it from their another podcast and it felt good 😂
Back when I was a chef, I had a regular who complained about cold plates EVERY time he came in (usually once a week) it got to the point where I used to keep a plate in the oven so it'd sizzle when food touched it, so much so that it'd burn his meal before he had chance to eat it, he stopped complaining shortly after
@@naturegirl2110 which is now integrated into UK slang because there's been a lot of caribbeans here. Its not new, its been part of our lingo for a while now despite its origins. No ones denying where its come from, but its been shared and merged.
One of my hated minor inconveniences is getting caught on something when I'm in a rush. My purse gets caught on the door, I'm instantly ready to go home.
We are from a different country and when we visit I have to tell me son don't worry about saying greetings and such as nobody here will hardly respond. Back home greetings and thank you are a must.
"It's like turmeric" is the worst and best thing I've ever heard. Also, just as dude was gonna get a ticket eventually, Greg was gonna get caught at some point eventually.
I LOVE the way Fuhad repeats the question, before reading the response, to remind us, because sometimes we get locked into the stories and scenarios we have to be reminded what the question was 👍👍👍
The "im the asshole" segment was deep today! I agree the uncle isn't an asshole. It sucks that thats the predicament but at least his niece will get all this money and live how she wants
Parents (especially foreign parents) will hype you up when and only when you become successful. I showed my dad how much I made in my business in a month and everyone in my family knew me as “the boss”, hence bossy
That dookie and turmeric comparison under the nails was hilarious. Anyone who knows how stubborn turmeric stains are, understands completely. For the 7mil inheritance, that girl needs to get comfortable in the closet for a while longer, indeed. Cheating Gregory though...wow.😢
I broke my ankle last Friday (fri 6th) and had to stay in hospital for a week (came home fri 16th). You guys put a smile on my face and made me laugh daily and I appreciate you guys so much!! I go back to hospital tomorrow for x-rays to check I still don't need surgery and also to put a new cast on. Also still have to have dialysis through all this.
46:18: I hear your point and to it I say it depends. For some, it does because it is from there that so many bits and pieces of fabric come that combines to make the quilt that is them and for others it is one of the pieces of fabric in the quilt. There are also people who sit in between a sun even outside of the aforementioned description.
James is a fruit, he attracts Fruit flies....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 James: 'I hate to make it a shity conversation ' Then goes right ahead and makes it a shity conversation 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦 It's exactly the same as 'Can I ask you a question ' Kinda situation.....😅😅😅
a minor inconvenience that ruins my day is traffic, especially if the people are driving crazy. my road rage will immediately make me wanna turn around and just try again tomorrow
What ruins my day the most is when you’re either washing dishes or taking a shower while watching something (this, for example) and the water on your phone keeps rewinding, fast forwarding, and skipping to the next episode. Mind you, your hands are already wet so you’re just standing there like “😐”
ibr, even tho i’m 15, i would LOVE to go to a shits n gigs comedy show. tbf i think a lot of people would. you 2 are the only people that make me laugh every second. you can talk about this stuff live it’ll be like a podcast/comedy show. i know this’ll take a lot of effort but loads of people would really love a comedy show with you guys 🙏🏾❤️
You guys are very insightful and intuitive about human behavior and motivation. You'd both make, in my opinion, good actors, and writers. I keep seeing you guys write a movie, then start to write movies and become fictional comedy duo as well. I think you have that potential in you. God bless you x
Love listening to you guys🫶🏻😂 BTW, when you walk into a room and forget why you're there, go back to where you were before that 😅 Promise you 9/10 times you remember what you wanted!!🤣
For Story Time: I thought the guy was saying that dude called the police to ticket him because he parked in a handicap space. Y’all took it totally different than I did. If dude called the police (which is what it sounds like to me), he should have minded his business, too! Chess, not Checkers! 37:47
I'm not a physio, but have worked with a lot of them. They don't just massage man's legs, they actually change people's lives 😅. See them in action in neuro rehabilitation, and the progress they make with patients, you'll be completely amazed. Physio/Sports and exercise medicine is one route to working with athletes... just in case anyone watching decides to change careers from that comment! #NHSWorkers #BigupPhysios #Physiofixedmyknee #sogottashowmygratitudesomehow
I'm 16, and since my girlfriend moved states away because of her mom, we have stayed together and we are long-distance. Don't get me wrong, it's tough, but we are still strong. Anyway, the point is, since I'm staying loyal and she better be too, I've only done 3 things since she left. I'm just playing on my high school basketball team, kept my right hand busy and watched you man. when you guys joke around and are laughing, it helps make me laugh through tough times. Thank you
I get what James is saying about having something on your face. I'm O+ blood type, and I use a balm to moisturize my face. It's the same for certain lip glosses.
I watch you guys shorts ALOT. This is my first full podcast I decided to watch and I wasnt expecting anatomy facts 😂 I’ve learned something new, LOVE IT ❤
"Alright alright, let's get back to the episode" "OK guys we're gonna take a quick break from the episode" Top Tier Editing !!! No jokes, love it when things work out like that...
“ARE YOU MY MOTHER OR NOT???” should be the next IG question. Worst things parents have said to their children
Yes!!!
Run ittt
Totally agree!!!
I don't need my childhood trauma uprooted by other people's stories rn. I'm 7 days away from having a baby 😅. I need my mind in one piece
Yesssss
Everytime James starts to say "I remember... " after Fuhad reads something out of pocket, i just know he's about to tell us something CRAZY in the most casual manner 😂😂
Yes when he says that you know you better hold on for this ride.
Literally! I wonder how he has all these stories like it’s so hilarious to me 😂😂😂
Broooo literally as I was reading this he said "I remember" 😂
1:22 -“Too famous to step into Waitrose” reminds me of when James thought some girls were giggling at him. Meantime Central Cee was behind him 🤣🤣🤣
AHHH🤣🤣🤣
I’ll never forget a man said light skin activated😂
@@Khadiyah01Wild😂😂
I was just thinking of this the other day 😭😭😭
@@Khadiyah01as a light skin; that was personal… 😅🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽♀️🫡
Minor inconvenience is when you in a bad mood and you walk by a door handle ; to be humbled because it hooked on your clothes and yank you back . But it makes you more mad .
I freaking screamed!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is DEFINITELY an inconvenience. Be ready to fight the door handle 😂
YASSSS!!!!
This is the one I was thinking of and waiting for them to read out but never did so thank you for confirming that is the worst one! 😂
I start screaming like a manic😂😂
I feel like an addict waiting for Monday 😂
Me tooooo!!!!!! ❤❤❤❤
Ahahaha same!!
Same ! I’ve been checking since 8 lol,
Imagine refreshing over and over like tick tock lads come oooon!
SAAAAME!!!
James: “Swear? Touch your face more then. And you can fuck off as well”🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
He was EMBARRASSED
I have crohns disease… learned this from a nurse after having bowel surgery. if you have those “poison pain” sessions, get a towel and roll it up, then fold it in half, wedge it between your belly and your thighs. The pressure against your lower belly can help with the pain and give you something to focus on. (Also, peppermint tea will help ALOT with any kind of digestive pains).
James telling them to shut up aggressively because of the little flies he gets on the face and they don't is peak 🤣. Y'all gonna make me watch succession now
He felt so offended 🤣🤣🤣
I feel him tho🤣🤣💯
@ddt712 same Australia in the outback is honestly the worse for flies. If you don't wear a certain mask you find them in your eyes, ears, mouth, nostril and you look like a mad person as your constantly slapping yourself due to the miniature terrorists with wings
Minor inconvenience:
Breaking a chip in your dip and sending recon chips to rescue that one that broke.
Then the recon chip breaks
FACTS i wanted to stop eating, now i'm eating more while fishing it out
I swear Shits n Gigs is just turning into a show where Fuhad and James just talk about the shits they've taken. 😂
it's called shits n gigs for a reason 😂
@@lunadams5095I laughed at this too hard 😂😂😂
😂
We all here for it 😂
I swear I checked the timer 20min talking about shits of all kinds😅 😂😂😂
The from "are you gonna run me a hot plate?" flashback, to "how's my ceo?" is bloody gold 😂
I love it when you sync and finish each other’s sentences 🥰
Epic ...😂😂
Minor inconvenience- when you chilling at home and your momma pull up and the atmosphere changes instantly 😒
Chilling with my feet on the table... now I have to act civilized 😂
AGAIN!!!... All the joy leaves my body lol. 😭🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣first of all☝🏾its insanely hilarious how James has a story for everything 😫😂😂😂Fuhad and James make me sooooooooo happy 😂🥺❤
Trust, if there’s 7Ms on the line, I’ll join a convent and become a nun to appease the old man til he kicks it.
mannnn😂
On everything!!! U got me fucked up if you think I ain't dacing a jig. I'll bring my partner to their give in a taylored fit once it's all over 😅😅😅
Thank you!!! Just shut up and be quiet for 2 years. Get that generational bag
Faaaaaaaacts
FRRR!!!! If I'm bi and my grandpa is homosexual but im gonna get 7Ms in a couple months?! Bes believe I'm gonna be the straightest person you've ever seen in your life
Fuhad starting to tell that story of her mom, I felt like an old friend of his that knew the story knowing it from their another podcast and it felt good 😂
Back when I was a chef, I had a regular who complained about cold plates EVERY time he came in (usually once a week) it got to the point where I used to keep a plate in the oven so it'd sizzle when food touched it, so much so that it'd burn his meal before he had chance to eat it, he stopped complaining shortly after
That’s smart 😭😭😭😭
Those dish/plate edits were hilarious!!😂
I flinched😂
😅😅😅
The one that flew off his shoe done me 😂😂😂
Why did I think the plate was real even though I saw he had no plate previously 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 even the kick had me 🤣
I'm an SNG junkie 😂😂
Love from South Africa
SAME 😂 I was just checking the conversion rate for their £3 patreon 😅
@@ilhaamfoster4617 I know right, I want to watch the 300th episode
Hey hommie🇿🇦
My bussy locks up😂😂😂 I love Mondays because of y'all
47:57: He’s protecting her financial future by protecting her from his own parents.
Fuhad getting into hoochie daddy short season. We love to see it 😭❤
Knees giving melanin and moisture ❤
Yes please 👀☺️
@@foreverJMJ93 frfr I read this with a British accent 😂
I came to the comments looking for this!!!😂😂😂
Yassss
I want y'all to try the cramp machine because JAMES WOULD BE HILARIOUS!!!
Omg yes!
James will definitely cry🤣🤣🤣😭
Lmao
now THAT would make me pay money I don’t have to subscribe to the Patreon
and they did it 🤣🤣🤣they should have gone higher though like tried level 10
Everything I know about UK slang I’ve learned from here
A lot of it is Jamaican/Caribbean slang
@@naturegirl2110 which is now integrated into UK slang because there's been a lot of caribbeans here. Its not new, its been part of our lingo for a while now despite its origins. No ones denying where its come from, but its been shared and merged.
My minor inconvenience is when I put on a clean pair of socks and then accidentally step in a puddle of water
Same
Yuck wet socks are horrid
I hate this so much!😂
For some reason I couldn't pic James and fuhad speaking all that chat to their mother's faces 🤣🤣🤣
I know right.
One of my hated minor inconveniences is getting caught on something when I'm in a rush. My purse gets caught on the door, I'm instantly ready to go home.
I heard women want to swing on people when that happened. 😂😂😂
My minor inconvenience is when I hold a door open for a customer at work and they don’t say thank you 🙄🤣
A part of my soul dies each time 😭😭😭
In your head like “Uhmmm YOURE WELCOME 😑” 😂
I hate that! 😩
Why? You were polite. Don't let someone being a jerk change you.
We are from a different country and when we visit I have to tell me son don't worry about saying greetings and such as nobody here will hardly respond. Back home greetings and thank you are a must.
When you say “hi how are you” and they completely ignore your existence💔💔💔
When James says i remember i know it's going to be funny 🤣
"It's like turmeric" is the worst and best thing I've ever heard.
Also, just as dude was gonna get a ticket eventually, Greg was gonna get caught at some point eventually.
James' "yet" when talking about never coming out had me slappin'.
I keep imagining what it'd be like having Fuhad and James Featured in the Beta squad in just one if the episodes 😂
This neeeeeds to happen!!!
Omg yessss 😂😂😂😂we would die of laughter
i was js thinking about this the other day oml
Trueee that would be amazing 😭😭
My minor inconvenience is waking up to a 2% battery on my phone yet I plugged it but not the power brick😤😲
This would ruin my day fam.
Yessss😭😭😭
Reason why I have two powerbanks on standby all the time
Riiiiiiight💯💯
@@PersonWithStupid372 bluetooth headphones, one on standby. I'm an introvert..
I LOVE the way Fuhad repeats the question, before reading the response, to remind us, because sometimes we get locked into the stories and scenarios we have to be reminded what the question was 👍👍👍
The "im the asshole" segment was deep today! I agree the uncle isn't an asshole. It sucks that thats the predicament but at least his niece will get all this money and live how she wants
Buy a big ass rainbow mansion to tell the world once he's gone
When you need a wee and you can’t get the keys in the door just as you unlock the door, the neighbours come round to have a chat.
And you've had a child or two. 😂
@@keylacmckemp1309 yes so u understand pelvic floor disappeared that day.
@@carolineann5518😂😂😂
Okay Fuhad bringing back the hoochie daddy shorts 🥰
“In your marital home” is sending me 😂😂. Have some couth Greg damn it 😤
The bit about parents and their kids' jobs was so funny 😂
I always save their video for my traffic filled drive home. Can’t even feel I’m in traffic for an hour
I do the same 😂
That’s what I do when I workout, once it done, I know I’ve done atleast an hour
The CEO and the IG star! So glad you’ve made your parents proud! 🙌🏾
Sad how this episode is the highlight of my day 😢😂
Same tho lol
You guys have become a part of my Monday self care! Love you guys! ❤️❤️
Glad that y'all are growing so fast.... can't wait till yall hit a milli subscribers!!!!😌😌
U guys are so funny that ur videos actually make me gassed for Monday to roll on
Monday watching they show get my week started 😂
Parents (especially foreign parents) will hype you up when and only when you become successful. I showed my dad how much I made in my business in a month and everyone in my family knew me as “the boss”, hence bossy
The absolute OUTRAGE from 12:06 is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣 love love love, gang gang gang all the way from Botswana 🇧🇼
That dookie and turmeric comparison under the nails was hilarious. Anyone who knows how stubborn turmeric stains are, understands completely.
For the 7mil inheritance, that girl needs to get comfortable in the closet for a while longer, indeed.
Cheating Gregory though...wow.😢
I broke my ankle last Friday (fri 6th) and had to stay in hospital for a week (came home fri 16th). You guys put a smile on my face and made me laugh daily and I appreciate you guys so much!! I go back to hospital tomorrow for x-rays to check I still don't need surgery and also to put a new cast on. Also still have to have dialysis through all this.
God bless you and heal well friend 🙏🏾
I love how supportive James genuinely is to Fuhad. 🥰
Nah the “How’s my CEO” bit had me in tears🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
46:18: I hear your point and to it I say it depends. For some, it does because it is from there that so many bits and pieces of fabric come that combines to make the quilt that is them and for others it is one of the pieces of fabric in the quilt. There are also people who sit in between a sun even outside of the aforementioned description.
"that poison shit" really got me 🤣🤣🤣 facts bro 🤣🤣
Sometimes stomach so painful you list down everything you ate .. while curling and rocking .
Love your take on the first AITA as well as the fact that you understand that being gay isn't your entire being, just a part of it
Hello Monday fam! Let's get this party started!!
Hi 👋 let's gooo
i binge watch every episode on my tv as if this is a netflix series even rewatching some my favorites these guys are the funniest 😂😂
Absolutely 💯
I was watching this on my lunch break at work, my coworker walked past and asked if James was “wheelchair bound” because of how he was sitting. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omfg🤣😭 pleaseee... I can't unread this
James is a fruit, he attracts Fruit flies....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
James: 'I hate to make it a shity conversation '
Then goes right ahead and makes it a shity conversation 🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦🤦
It's exactly the same as 'Can I ask you a question ' Kinda situation.....😅😅😅
Parents say what they want and you just have to be in your chest and firm it🤦🏾♀️😂
Me resonating with “driving behind someone doing the speed limit”
made me realize how much of a criminal I am 🤣🤣
Greg ruined his own marriage! He should have kept his pipi to him and his wife 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Minor inconvenience: when you hear a song you haven’t heard in a minute and you forget to add it to your playlist
My minor inconvenience is waking up!😂 not on a Monday though 😂I forgot it was even Monday today!
a minor inconvenience that ruins my day is traffic, especially if the people are driving crazy. my road rage will immediately make me wanna turn around and just try again tomorrow
"My toes leave the floor and my bussy locks up" is something I should have expected to hear during pride month, but I did not.
The amount of times, I have heard Fuhad stress for people to mind their business!!!😂😂😂
Childhood trauma is actually hilarious when you look back 😂😂😂
What ruins my day the most is when you’re either washing dishes or taking a shower while watching something (this, for example) and the water on your phone keeps rewinding, fast forwarding, and skipping to the next episode. Mind you, your hands are already wet so you’re just standing there like “😐”
havent even brushed my teeth yet imma trynna watch this new episode
Same bro
Ewwwww lol
It’s nearly 4pm bro how you not brushed your teeth yet 😂
@@shanepayne9439 U.S time G
@@shanepayne9439ya'll realize people live all over the world so different time zones
Cheated on, bad breakup with a toxic ex and the highlight of the Monday is these guys
Sorry that happened to you. Give it time and you'll be OK. Don't let this stop you from moving on and forward
“I have problems with authority” I relate to James a little too much
ibr, even tho i’m 15, i would LOVE to go to a shits n gigs comedy show. tbf i think a lot of people would. you 2 are the only people that make me laugh every second. you can talk about this stuff live it’ll be like a podcast/comedy show. i know this’ll take a lot of effort but loads of people would really love a comedy show with you guys 🙏🏾❤️
We’ll need two top 5’s back to back in the next episode. Thank you!
You guys are very insightful and intuitive about human behavior and motivation. You'd both make, in my opinion, good actors, and writers. I keep seeing you guys write a movie, then start to write movies and become fictional comedy duo as well. I think you have that potential in you.
God bless you x
James cropping his t shirt and the turmeric had me belly laughing! Nearly had eyeliner all over my face 🤣🤣
Love listening to you guys🫶🏻😂 BTW, when you walk into a room and forget why you're there, go back to where you were before that 😅 Promise you 9/10 times you remember what you wanted!!🤣
DADDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Best end to a Monday 🥰🥰🥰
For Story Time: I thought the guy was saying that dude called the police to ticket him because he parked in a handicap space. Y’all took it totally different than I did. If dude called the police (which is what it sounds like to me), he should have minded his business, too! Chess, not Checkers! 37:47
I would wipe my tears with my seven million dollars ... Honestly he just gave her a choice😂
Right!!
The fact that I’m on Patreon, the shit talking is so funny😅
This shows the only reasons I wake up early on mondays😂
Absolutely hilarious that Fuhad left James hanging with the fruit fly. Poor James 🤣
The fact James keeps referring to an ass as a bucci is HILARIOUS 😂
Right?!
Me at work watching this and laughing so loud people get confused 😂
Definitely considering Patreon 🤣 I always have to hold my laughs in at work and y’all are so fine ! 🤣
I'm not a physio, but have worked with a lot of them. They don't just massage man's legs, they actually change people's lives 😅. See them in action in neuro rehabilitation, and the progress they make with patients, you'll be completely amazed.
Physio/Sports and exercise medicine is one route to working with athletes... just in case anyone watching decides to change careers from that comment! #NHSWorkers #BigupPhysios #Physiofixedmyknee #sogottashowmygratitudesomehow
From podcast and chill to here ohh how blessed are my Mondays ❤️❤️🥹
Same! Mondays are jus beautiful
Same whatsapp group 😊
I'm 16, and since my girlfriend moved states away because of her mom, we have stayed together and we are long-distance. Don't get me wrong, it's tough, but we are still strong. Anyway, the point is, since I'm staying loyal and she better be too, I've only done 3 things since she left. I'm just playing on my high school basketball team, kept my right hand busy and watched you man. when you guys joke around and are laughing, it helps make me laugh through tough times. Thank you
Love you guys. That said, the OP was minding his own business. Greg was the one who did not mind his own business.
the laughs at minute 13:45, has me weak in the knees ahahahaha
Literally killed me 😂 was looking for this comment
🤣🤣 Awesome as always.... Kudos guys! Much love from Nairobi.
I get what James is saying about having something on your face. I'm O+ blood type, and I use a balm to moisturize my face. It's the same for certain lip glosses.
Glad to see SOMEONE rockin' the shorts!! 👀😂💜
Rem about to catch these hands yk. Two weeks without Top 5???? Naaaa man I look forward to that 😭😭😭😭 Hope you’re doing ok but COME BACK REM
James lowkey gives me secondhand embarrassment and I'm crying 😂
I watch you guys shorts ALOT. This is my first full podcast I decided to watch and I wasnt expecting anatomy facts 😂 I’ve learned something new, LOVE IT ❤
1. Thinking ya phone was on charge overnight and it wasn't.
2. Not eating cereal with the right spoon and bowl.
3. Missing breakfast
Top 3
This banter between them is epic😂😂😂
"Alright alright, let's get back to the episode"
"OK guys we're gonna take a quick break from the episode" Top Tier Editing !!! No jokes, love it when things work out like that...
You guys actually make my day😅😂
‘How’s my CEO’