James' Birthday From HELL | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

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  • @fudge2967
    @fudge2967 Рік тому +1878

    James has lived a LIFE. You would think he's on his 9th life with all the stories he tells 😂

    • @paulagoeringer9466
      @paulagoeringer9466 Рік тому +60

      Proof he's a cat 😂

    • @danielandree3947
      @danielandree3947 Рік тому +20

      Not for nothing tho, even with all the stories he has, none of them really has him any danger really.

    • @georgejones8307
      @georgejones8307 Рік тому +15

      @@danielandree3947how is that relevant lmao

    • @danielandree3947
      @danielandree3947 Рік тому +9

      @@georgejones8307 well usually the 9 lives refers to cats… and how they can survive bad situations, while James goes through some shit he doesn’t really ever have situations where he’s in danger.

    • @cameilramouche3644
      @cameilramouche3644 Рік тому +1

      Facts

  • @AbsolutelyNot86
    @AbsolutelyNot86 Рік тому +1749

    So James literally had shxts and Fuhad had gigs on James’ 21st. Well done!

    • @lovelace4512
      @lovelace4512 Рік тому +36

      lol well put

    • @tianna7369
      @tianna7369 Рік тому +21

      I’m so weak 😂

    • @kikialeaki1850
      @kikialeaki1850 Рік тому +47

      We finally know who’s shxts and who’s gigs😂

    • @carolmashile7533
      @carolmashile7533 Рік тому +4

      💯. Don't wanna mess up the 888 likes though 😂

    • @chulsty0806
      @chulsty0806 Рік тому +2

      I always thought it was 'shits and gigs' as in shits and giggles

  • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
    @Beautiful_Sound_1995 Рік тому +556

    The mental image of James' POV seeing their little faces looking at him over the back seats of the coach as it left sweeted me. 😂

    • @abes2758
      @abes2758 5 місяців тому +1

      Same 😂😂😂😂

  • @x0Mickey0x
    @x0Mickey0x Рік тому +352

    The fact that they still went to your house for dinner after leaving you behind is treacherous 😂😂😂

    • @Kayla-kd8ov
      @Kayla-kd8ov Рік тому +32

      😂😂😂😂they are so wrong.
      Like they didn't even wait for him to get on the coach 😂😂 just watched him sprint from the window 😂😂

    • @molliefitzpatrick8157
      @molliefitzpatrick8157 Рік тому +17

      I think it's from when the house shared in uni

    • @zainaba.407
      @zainaba.407 Рік тому +9

      It’s the house they all shared at Uni. He didn’t make his birthday dinner at “home” for man’s was in SUNDERLAND 😂😂😂

  • @feecm
    @feecm Рік тому +878

    We can’t just speed past Rem telling this man he came on his beriod!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂 11:59

    • @morganepg
      @morganepg Рік тому +53

      I thought I was crazy when I heard that

    • @fruit032
      @fruit032 Рік тому +41

      Lol I ain't never heard such a thing - I was today years old 😂😂

    • @feecm
      @feecm Рік тому +41

      I had to run it back a few times. It flowed out so naturally!!!!

    • @fruit032
      @fruit032 Рік тому +8

      @@feecm right?!? Too funny! 😂😂😂

    • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
      @Beautiful_Sound_1995 Рік тому +16

      It hit me so hard, i couldn't even laugh.

  • @miriam2837
    @miriam2837 Рік тому +372

    Someone with animation skills, please, make a cartoon of James story, I beg!😂

    • @thirteenwolfies
      @thirteenwolfies Рік тому +6

      That’s a great idea!!

    • @everblua
      @everblua 9 місяців тому +4

      @kaio.creates would be great

    • @hootsaidtheowl
      @hootsaidtheowl Місяць тому +1

      ​@@everbluahe is Amazing. Thank you for mentioning him. He wasn't getting the attention he deserved but it's getting better now

  • @AndiOjeda123
    @AndiOjeda123 Рік тому +318

    Why did James yell, “You don’t got Beyonce money!” The way my Mother used to yell, “Do you got McDonalds money?” 😂😂😂

  • @gosberttooleni
    @gosberttooleni Рік тому +379

    James must write a book called "I have lived" it will be interesting and fun to read, hilarious story 😂😂😂

    • @purplepantha11
      @purplepantha11 Рік тому +7

      Id buy that book in a heart beat

    • @gosberttooleni
      @gosberttooleni Рік тому +1

      @@purplepantha11 that makes us two

    • @kahuemberson4858
      @kahuemberson4858 11 місяців тому +3

      It needs to be an audio book bro, I need to hear him narrate it himself

  • @darshanaalexander2557
    @darshanaalexander2557 Рік тому +202

    JAMES WHOLE LIFE STORY IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @mazu3433
    @mazu3433 Рік тому +127

    James' story telling abilities are out of this world!

  • @Menooy22
    @Menooy22 Рік тому +132

    Did Rem say you came on your Beeriod? 11:58 😂😂😂😂 I'm in bits

  • @N0-B0DY.
    @N0-B0DY. Рік тому +341

    James never fails to make my legs swing at a 90⁰ degree angles

  • @MyRandomLife247
    @MyRandomLife247 Рік тому +47

    The bus driver looking back at 10:02, had me on the floor bruv LMAO XD.

  • @A-wk2ss248
    @A-wk2ss248 Рік тому +111

    james has lived a life im genuinely on the floor cackling😭😭

  • @kembawinchester4861
    @kembawinchester4861 Рік тому +812

    JAMES IS RIGHT
    You don't have the money, just don't go! It's crazy. Why are you complaining about something that you can make a choice for?

    • @stikflair
      @stikflair Рік тому +61

      The world we live in now. People feel entitled to EVERYTHING

    • @veryfitting
      @veryfitting Рік тому +17

      People feel entitled to watching the act a concert, wow what a crazy world.

    • @stikflair
      @stikflair Рік тому

      @@veryfitting nobody forcing them to buy it and if you can’t afford it STAY THE FUCK UP. A concert ain’t a right or a need

    • @ThereSaSpiderNMySoup
      @ThereSaSpiderNMySoup Рік тому +7

      They should be discounted deeper. $100 difference is not enough.

    • @firasattieh6309
      @firasattieh6309 Рік тому +22

      @@ThereSaSpiderNMySoupif you look at it like that it’s not much but it’s literally 50% of the cheapest price

  • @queenla227
    @queenla227 Рік тому +79

    Everyone’s had that kind of sleep before. You’re so tired, close your eyes, and BOOM… 2 hours went by.

  • @kateq7212
    @kateq7212 Рік тому +68

    Standing in my spare room ironing, crying with laughter at the tale of the coach journey from Sunderland.

  • @Kimmy_Beee
    @Kimmy_Beee Рік тому +13

    11:58 “Yeah….you came on your beer-iod” Rem with game winner😂😂😂lol

  • @pmccray551
    @pmccray551 Рік тому +52

    James ' stories do me in every time 😂😂😭🤣 Beeriod 😭😂😅.

  • @Arrancar6grimmjow6
    @Arrancar6grimmjow6 Рік тому +120

    James and these articulate stories!!! This man has BEEN THRU some things. 😂 Bonus: getting Rem to fallout laugh

  • @misshassan100
    @misshassan100 Рік тому +10

    'The air is thinner' subtle but it had me rolling😅

  • @chelseahenderson2873
    @chelseahenderson2873 Рік тому +22

    Rem said he was on his beriod 😂😂😂 I'm stealing that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @annabel.okonkwo
    @annabel.okonkwo Рік тому +33

    This is literally my favourite James story 🤣 "sprint to the toilet and shit myself" 😭😭

  • @eKaYTeNshi
    @eKaYTeNshi Рік тому +11

    I went twice and the second time, I was next to the listening only seats and BABY! it was STILL a vibe. She walks out the screen so you'll see her enough

  • @catlyn2010
    @catlyn2010 Рік тому +30

    The thing with the Beyoncé behind the stage tickets is if they get in the building chances are they can eventually get to the floor. After about 30 min, the stadium workers don't care as long as you don't cause any issues.

  • @SMRTPRful
    @SMRTPRful Рік тому +16

    I saw Beyonce in Toronto. The night before, they changed the cameras and it would've impacted our view. Our seats and everyone else in our section was upgraded. So listening only would definitely be disclosed

  • @jadethomas4445
    @jadethomas4445 Рік тому +15

    😂 haha this brought back so many memories. So funny how differently men & women are. Men don’t care if they leave their mates, us women; if one misses the bus, we are all missing the bus. No one is getting left behind 😂🤣😂

  • @poeticvoldemort
    @poeticvoldemort Рік тому +39

    The Twitter threads cussing guys who bought their girls listening seats to Beyonce are going to be juicy😂😂😂

  • @wesnotnice
    @wesnotnice Рік тому +37

    LOL BRAAAAAADDDAAAA!! James that was the best story I've heard in a minute. I'm dying.

  • @phililegumede8363
    @phililegumede8363 Рік тому +32

    I literally rewatched this episode back to back because of James’ story 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X Рік тому +27

    That’s literally a “shits & gigs” story 😂😂

  • @Noble1010
    @Noble1010 Рік тому +13

    When James tells a story it always sends me off ends 😂😂

  • @chauvingreenaway
    @chauvingreenaway Рік тому +17

    😂😂😂😂 James I love how that story just came out of know where. The laugh out loud I just done 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @isunshiine
    @isunshiine Рік тому +87

    Isn’t that called the walk of shame James? 😂

  • @meganmarshall5098
    @meganmarshall5098 Рік тому +82

    Never fail to make me absolutely lose my mind 😂

  • @ifti1311
    @ifti1311 Рік тому +1

    6:22 That "OH YEAH" from Fuhad cracks me up every time

  • @BlessingMakhavhu
    @BlessingMakhavhu Рік тому +44

    Hahaha James has funny life experiences for EVERYTHING hahaha

  • @nokukhanyapenelopembotho6083
    @nokukhanyapenelopembotho6083 Рік тому +14

    Is that a wedding band on Rems' finger? Bro 'bout to break hearts 😂

    • @Claudia-yc8xk
      @Claudia-yc8xk 11 місяців тому +1

      Yes ! I saw it months ago and my heart shattered 😂 ... Like I'd have a chance with him hahahaha

  • @oh.so.sine.
    @oh.so.sine. Рік тому +2

    "THEN DONT GO! YOU AINT GOT BEYONCE MONEY BRO!" i died, i cackllleeeddd

  • @kjswagg15
    @kjswagg15 Рік тому +4

    Anybody else just randomly say,”Faaaaaam” throughout the day? 😂😂

  • @intldawn
    @intldawn 8 місяців тому +1

    Rem has never tired of hearing this story 😂😂😂 My dude was losing it ☠️

  • @Livingingratitudeforever
    @Livingingratitudeforever Рік тому +2

    It’s Fuhad looking back at him when he’s running to get there for me. 😭💀😂

  • @Milkapril
    @Milkapril Рік тому +19

    When I was in uni I had similar experience every time I went home. For context I went uni in estonia (eastern europe) and I live Antigua(Easter Caribbean). I use to fall asleep on buses and trains, battery was always dead and I don't speak the languages of the countries I flew through. Fun times

  • @brianalee2393
    @brianalee2393 Рік тому +53

    Gotta love when multiple people comment “first” 😂

    • @datname1939
      @datname1939 Рік тому +2

      First in heart...

    • @annedijeh
      @annedijeh Рік тому +4

      What's the purpose of the "first" comment? Do you get recognition or get paid? I'm curious

    • @brianalee2393
      @brianalee2393 Рік тому +1

      @@annedijeh I’d say it has more to do with proving to others, along with the creators, that they’re fans. Yk to get that sense of self- accomplishment.

    • @Yurrr823
      @Yurrr823 Рік тому +3

      I been loosing for 8 weeks now ...i feel like rem on top 5

  • @AppleJuiceTarot
    @AppleJuiceTarot Рік тому +20

    Most of the seats you can’t see anyway bc everybody stands with their phones out anyway

  • @ivynya29
    @ivynya29 Рік тому +53

    James’s life is chaotic

  • @kattleyaygat
    @kattleyaygat Рік тому +6

    I go back to this video every single day to have a good laugh 😂😂😂

  • @Bforthepeace
    @Bforthepeace Рік тому +4

    It’s crazy because I saw Beyonce on her London date for £150 (which I think is more than reasonably priced for someone of her caliber) and had amazing seats. American prices are just crazy.

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ Рік тому +42

    Sounds like an amazing story to tell your kids James 😂😂😂😂. I would have panicked but eventually chilled out since I know I'll get home..... eventually and pass out 😂

  • @steffinyou9006
    @steffinyou9006 Рік тому +2

    Low key knee slapper "there's altitude up there!"

  • @kimberlymcknight2733
    @kimberlymcknight2733 Рік тому +20

    Just love all of james stories..😂

  • @lydialangeni
    @lydialangeni Рік тому +9

    James was on tour 😂😂😂

  • @lisenaf2599
    @lisenaf2599 Рік тому +4

    I just NEED to see some pics of all of them from the uni days

  • @NathsCrazyWorld
    @NathsCrazyWorld Рік тому +2

    Too hilarious....laughed so much.James got stories for dayzzzzzzz. Man has lived 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Faiththegemini
    @Faiththegemini Рік тому +7

    Literally seeing Beyoncé in Miami today 😂

  • @teshaylablackston9190
    @teshaylablackston9190 Рік тому +5

    "it's near New Castle" "oooh🤢"

  • @danielleg96
    @danielleg96 Рік тому +18

    James actually kills me 😂❤️

  • @KGQ89
    @KGQ89 Рік тому +1

    When Rem said “you had your Beeriod” I fucking lost it 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @elizabethkent9859
    @elizabethkent9859 Рік тому +1

    Rem (casually) : “you came on your beeriod”
    BEERIOD 😂👌11:58

  • @kindofyoung
    @kindofyoung Рік тому +22

    A listening only option actually sounds kind of nice for people that want to hear the live performance, but the lights and visuals may be too much or overstimulating for them. And you can still get in and buy merch!

  • @nina-cy5dd
    @nina-cy5dd Рік тому +4

    HAHAHAH I’m from Newcastle and hearing you guys drag Sunderland is FUNNY man 😭 yo but I didn’t appreciate that “oh” from Fuhad

  • @abes2758
    @abes2758 5 місяців тому

    I am fucking HOW-LING!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 James is hysterical! I love that all three of them have known each other for ages! lol

  • @desirebrown5759
    @desirebrown5759 Рік тому +8

    Danggg I might needa get on the patreon cause this was HILARIOUSSSSS!!!!!!

  • @NevermindHDx
    @NevermindHDx Рік тому +49

    This reminds me of James' story when he had to run to work and the client cancelled the appointment while it was happening because James stank of alcohol or puke or whatever. Anyone know what episode that was?

    • @bigtimeshyboyy1821
      @bigtimeshyboyy1821 Рік тому +6

      He's told that story twice.. can't remember the episodes. Sorry 😂.

    • @silvermoo8869
      @silvermoo8869 Рік тому +14

      Rock bottom has a basement, ep 301

    • @NevermindHDx
      @NevermindHDx Рік тому +5

      @@silvermoo8869 appreciate it, king.

  • @abes2758
    @abes2758 5 місяців тому +1

    The toxins weren’t making sense 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 FKN LOL

  • @courtb9684
    @courtb9684 Рік тому +17

    The cheapest being $318 is what’s insane, not even the listening tickets

    • @LandPirate1
      @LandPirate1 Рік тому +2

      I dont understand how decent seats cost more than a month's rent. That takes the piss lol

    • @tchew2545
      @tchew2545 Рік тому +1

      @@LandPirate1resale… i got GOOD seats for $250ish before the resale

    • @danzinno
      @danzinno Рік тому

      @@LandPirate1to be fair, these are tickets in the U.S., where avg monthly rent is $1700.

  • @jotaylor3935
    @jotaylor3935 Рік тому +1

    You man did James dirty. Yall could have asked the driver to stop so that Jimmy could get on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amaruhouston6006
    @amaruhouston6006 Рік тому +12

    These type of lessons teach you restraint😂

  • @jd-dp4vq
    @jd-dp4vq Рік тому +1

    This one had me in stitches 😭 the worst birthday ever 😂😂

  • @LionisseFrancisco
    @LionisseFrancisco Рік тому +3

    I swearrr this is why i always have a charger in me when i go out😂😂 i rather be late asf then go without a charger

  • @sarahgaither3626
    @sarahgaither3626 Рік тому +1

    Americans listening and nodding along when Fuhad hears Newcastle and says Ohhh... Yep, mmhmm, I know some of these words.

  • @charmainelucas7785
    @charmainelucas7785 Рік тому +9

    REM laughing is making it even worse! 😅😅😅

  • @juangarcia2007
    @juangarcia2007 Рік тому +1

    I lost it when fuhad said "OH YEAH!!!" 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @raejae5565
    @raejae5565 9 місяців тому +2

    I still have Qs about James' birthday story, because why didn't they wake him up when they were leaving the hotel? Why didn't they tell the bus driver to wait when they could seeee him running to the bus? Why did everyone act normal when Rem said beriod? 😂😭

  • @eelmore5583
    @eelmore5583 11 місяців тому

    James' story is 😂😂😂😂😂 but Fuhad's and Rems reaction has me DYYYYYYYYYING!!!
    😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

  • @Mister.Curious
    @Mister.Curious Рік тому +3

    You just know if Taylor Swift sold Listening Only tickets, the reaction would be "aww swifties". Also James' story had me howling! 😂😂

  • @pettiestofbettys
    @pettiestofbettys Рік тому +5

    The listening seats only for beyonce tonight in Miami are at best 367 with fees....I've been on the tickets all week. But also blind people go to concerts all the time and experience all of the sounds.

  • @alexandrap4753
    @alexandrap4753 Рік тому +5

    2018 Coachella was absolutely wild!!!!!! ❤

  • @Rae-ss1df
    @Rae-ss1df Рік тому +1

    I think people are more mad that bey has those prices bc she already has more money than most humans will have in their entire family history 💀💀 but at the same time, bc she's so famous, ofc it would cost a lot bc her time is money. I see it from both perspectives tbh

    • @KoolSunray
      @KoolSunray 7 місяців тому

      This and we’re mad because we know we’re gonna pay it 😂 At this point it’s Beyonce’s money.

  • @danicalang4663
    @danicalang4663 Рік тому +1

    James 😂😂😂OMG the life you’ve lived😂😂😂 I can’t breathe

  • @littlebrowngirl4
    @littlebrowngirl4 Рік тому

    the coach story!! 🤣he said "WHERE?!" 😂😂😂

  • @Nom_Pao
    @Nom_Pao Рік тому

    Fuhad’s OH YEAH and the way he said FAM got me 😂

  • @merp9211
    @merp9211 7 місяців тому

    Fearsome friends would NEVER abandon our drunk bestie. 😂

  • @666bigBOB
    @666bigBOB Рік тому +2

    Y'all are the best make me laugh everyday. 😂

  • @ayamempress1579
    @ayamempress1579 Рік тому +1

    So wait, you man never even told the driver to wait for James and he's right there, dang lol

  • @ricardomonteiro5588
    @ricardomonteiro5588 Рік тому +4

    Sunderland fam, defend yourself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trudy_triad
    @trudy_triad Рік тому

    Fuhad and James' beards be connecting 🎉🎉🎉🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @shackpryce9407
    @shackpryce9407 Рік тому +4

    James has and tells the best stories 😅

  • @tsholofelomoseki978
    @tsholofelomoseki978 Рік тому

    Fuhad's laugh at 11:45? I just can't😂😂❤

  • @isaurak6693
    @isaurak6693 Рік тому +1

    Lmaooo it's hilarious cos my uni is in Sunderland and I was shocked she was there too

  • @purplepantha11
    @purplepantha11 Рік тому +2

    I cried real tears hearing James story

  • @mxmmianaxo1160
    @mxmmianaxo1160 4 місяці тому

    If I was James, I wouldn’t talk to no one again 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sp3ctator0_0
    @Sp3ctator0_0 Рік тому +1

    3:05 for my 2 tickets it was 170 and we had good visuals. £122 for radio is mad

  • @claireoscar5649
    @claireoscar5649 Рік тому

    11:38 in and out consciousness 😂😂😂😂

  • @kalishadee8925
    @kalishadee8925 Рік тому

    Chilling at Golders Green, I just noticed a coach terminating at Sunderland and of course I came straight here 😂😂😅

  • @bajanbreezy
    @bajanbreezy Рік тому +2

    Concerts tickets often drop drastically if you wait to 2 hours before the concert. Beyonce was expensive so many Americans flew international to see her because it was cheaper to fly to another country and see her than watching her in America. I think people were upset that the visual impaired tickets are cheaper than the behind the wall tickets.

  • @tanyar9221
    @tanyar9221 Рік тому +1

    I think to myself wow I’ve had a life…the stories I have & then there’s James 😮😂😂😂

  • @ShanecaRene
    @ShanecaRene Рік тому +4

    I wouldn't pay one wooden nickel to watch Beyoncé or her husband perform 😂😂

  • @tashascott8402
    @tashascott8402 Рік тому +2

    Lolol you got behind Beyoncé tickets lololol

  • @Gorgeousbronze1
    @Gorgeousbronze1 Рік тому

    😂😂😂 yall are the funniest on YT right now for me