HOW ARE YOU THIS DUMB?! KEEP TALKING AND NOBODY EXPLODES ft. Jesse

xQc and Jesse attempt to diffuse a bomb.
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[@skengblazerentertainment1358]

Jesse screaming "beep beep" is killing me honestly

[@Coco-xq7zh]

Baep baep baeeep

[@leafswagg1]

Nah fr, that shi had me rolling for a good 30mins.

[@gabrieliusbalandis]

havent laughed harder before

[@Habibi618]

RIP😢😢😢😢

[@huh4276]

"did you die though?"

[@rookieerror]

When Jesse starts saying beep beep was so funny

[@syrf6327]

HAHAHAHAHA

[@xvor_tex8577]

Baype Baype

[@dylankirschenman729]

I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣😂😂😂 why does he keep saying beep

[@TheUkey79]

no

[@bio6588]

Classic Jesseh

[@mikul163]

I love your pfp homie!!! Punpun is one of my favorites series

[@heeyaimak2587]

@@mikul163who is dundun

[@masonlobster]

wow, the skill diff between this and the last video is insane. massive improvements on both sides

[@sorrow_Sam]

Jesse is so fucking funny

[@sheepthoughti6178]

if dumb as fuck is funny, yea i guess

[@Leander_2000]

and hot

[@Fluvv]

@@Leander_2000AYOO

[@alscaldes9200]

@@Leander_2000 🤤🤤🤤🤤

[@alimdzon7994]

I like the part where Jesse switched from beep to bape, then yelled its morbin time and morbed into morbius

[@AiR1DaN]

I need a video of this every hour on the hour for the next 26 business days no hat on a tower

[@imBigo]

This is non negotiable.

[@crosshartman1392]

no cap on a stack

[@vergil2]

​​@@crosshartman1392 how do you even use youtube emotes

[@rudrakotadiya]

​@@vergil2 like this

[@alimdzon7994]

@@vergil2 work on my android phone but not on ipad idk

[@Andrewk19837]

Anyone remember the classic from when he played a while ago “what are vowels”
“A o e o i o i”

[@ekolaz3218]

6:36 Nah bro those are our bomb operators we bouta meet jesus on this one 💀

[@solarlegend9813]

BEEP BEEEEEEPP

[@Joeyfield0]

23:08 when the teacher says time's up and you forget to flip it over

[@NotByrdWyng]

I truly love these guys 🙌🏽

[@lunarleaf]

7:00 - 9:30 this whole segment had me dying, Jesse is too funny, whether or not he's being intentionally retarded

[@andrelegree8445]

r word

[@alimdzon7994]

Boi restarted

[@Maxwellish]

r 😱😱

[@lunarleaf]

@@Maxwellish r

[@yunggod3076]

6:41 It's Poke's Doot, doooot from 2019 all over again 😂

[@chalupapoopa1562]

I love when chat is synced perfectly❗️❗️❗️

[@lorenzosaez2688]

6:48 this is just... something else man holy fuck i just can't stop laughing

[@eagle56786]

the beeping took me OUT 😂😂 their autism is in sync somehow

[@skyknightu]

pls more... MORE I WANT FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE this fucking shit is too funny NAILS NAILS NAILS

[@nailssssssssssssss]

NAILSSSSSSSSS

[@lunarleaf]

@@nailssssssssssssss nails guy PagMan

[@skyknightu]

@@nailssssssssssssss NAILSSSSSSSS

[@ivancarlos4951]

On his gaming channel, check it out

[@toastie4305]

6:40 I CANTT- THIS IS TAKING ME OUT LMAO JUST JESSE SAYING BEEP
8:28 BROO
14:35 it sounds like he's saying vape at the end lmaoo I CANT STOP LAUGHING-
11:15
13:46

[@redmoonrise6507]

VAPE OMEGALUL

[@dtymnn]

Should make a sequel keep talking and everybody explodes

[@AggressivelyLoving]

How Felix solves the wires on his own way is fascinating to me and I don't understand how he does it.

[@iMqmba]

Jesse's Morse code beeps are peak comedy

[@MoreMonarchy]

That first one was crazy

[@skonke4739]

8 videos in 1 day, this man really is the content machine

[@HatemKhattab]

Pepega Clap WR

[@squeebers]

14:55 He can't concentrate long enough because of how funny Jesse is being! Haha!

[@gerguren5483]

So, the other day, I decided to try my luck at a stand-up comedy open mic night. As I stepped on stage, I mustered up all my confidence and told my first joke. The crowd stared back at me, completely silent. Not a single chuckle.
Feeling a bit disheartened, I continued with my set, hoping for a better response. But joke after joke, it was crickets. At one point, I even heard someone in the audience say, 'Is this guy for real?'
But I refused to give up. I soldiered on, delivering punchlines with conviction, despite the awkward silence. Finally, I reached the end of my set and walked off stage, mentally preparing myself for the worst.
But to my surprise, as soon as I stepped off, the host of the show rushed over to me, grinning from ear to ear. He said, 'Congratulations! You've just set a new record for the longest stand-up performance without a single laugh.'
Well, I may not have made people laugh, but hey, at least I made history!

[@silversalmon9909]

what is blud waffling about?

[@nimics]

🧇🧇🧇

[@ryzikx]

chat gpt ahh

[@gerguren5483]

@@ryzikx Dont tell my teacher 🤫

[@balltripper158]

bep beeeep beep beep beep beeeep beeeep beeeep bep beeeep beep beep beep

[@andreesm8221]

YOOOOO NAILS NAILS

[@sqizzo]

NAILS NAILS NAILSSSS

[@Flapjack3734]

never thought that me learning morse code would come in handy

[@squeebers]

9:30 chat saying "LEAKED" at this point is hilarious to me!

[@intercat14]

These guys too good

[@squeebers]

6:35 "beep beep"

[@Mona-.-]

Can we just appreciate how he differentiates blue and black by typing BL on black

[@IMeanMachine101]

Dam these two are fire 🔥🔥

[@ginger_lemon5159]

xqc looks over at jesse's screen a lot

[@SrBeepo]

If they thought the game is tough how it is wait until they find about the modded modules.

[@Khrissci]

this is the stream ever

[@thedoctorizer8427]

This feels like those ads that fail on purpose

[@razwenxd]

EVEN THO XQC WAS TALKINGEVERYONE STILL EXPLODED

[@Xinyuuu7]

Wow they improved so much

[@lucasmatsuoca]

When Jeses said : "beep beeeeep beeeep beep beep beeeep", i felt that 😞

[@FlakoMC]

Thanks for the funny and amazing video mate! Have a Amazing day and congrats on 2.28M Subs!!! 🎉❤

[@J.R.Swish1]

2.28 M that's the most important milestone right there

[@cazfsstreams4928]

i fucking love jese man

[@lorenzosaez2688]

16:16 R at the end BRUH HAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@PrimisRulz]

Jesseh be like: .-..- ..- -.-. -..

[@Gw4ysen]

xqc should watch a playthrough of the praetorian or some other big bomb mod for this game

[@seanbrisson7928]

4:54 Holy that was GIGA insane ☝ you fell of but from heaven or something 😇🤟

[@The_Engineerr]

23:08 When you have an exam and you realize you forgot the other side of the page.

[@BeefyReefy]

this looks like fun :)

[@Lucky96]

its a its a Shaaaaaaahhhhh LMFAO!!!!

[@danielsarchive0]

it would be so much easier if he just said "long" and "short" instead of saying "BEEP" "BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEP"

[@bosomga]

I know im just saying the obvious but the "beep beeeeeeeeeeeeep" was so fucking funny, including with the X reaction when he realize he have to translate that shit 💀💀💀

[@Surcradis]

MOREEE COMPLETE THE 11

[@robertwade1951]

33:19 I'll just leave this here without saying anything 👍😂

[@Luke-we7uf]

Beep beep beeeeeeeeeeep

[@Gojokindasus]

8:30 lmao

[@vyprm796]

I’m a xqc glazer

[@icenova2467]

Jesse is a goat

[@breezy3052]

I love it when jesse calls me babe :)

[@GrassyHillProduction]

7:07 " ARE YOU R-WORD " D:

[@FallingUpStupidity]

dot dash dot dash

[@grahamnethery6031]

Lmao everyone xqc plays with just says “beep beep” instead of saying dot or dash, shit is wild to me.

[@rusticterror]

YESS MOREEE

[@TeeJayyzx]

boom

[@tankpiggy]

4:27
7:06
16:28

[@johndelmaliksijm]

Fucking love watching X and poke playing this

[@musashii02]

TYPE AGAIN

[@shaggy7829]

Beep beeeep

[@checkerpad]

14:39

[@billypatterson4983]

LMAO. Horrible Morse code, but somehow it worked. They’re like idiot savants.

[@Koikabol]

[@OrbiTiZZeD]

everyone implying jesse was the rere but x is struggling on easy stuff for apparently no reason like he cant concentrate

[@xJol4n]

8:33

[@Bluewoofz]

beep beep ... beep beeeeeep beep beep beep

[@saesrevo]

beep beep beeeeeeeep

[@adin9156]

The face cam is so fucking huge

[@Tyrellnb]

I have 0 idea wtf is going on

[@eddyhypnotizer2481]

8:25
22:55

[@Velu9266]

BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEP

[@KAKA-lt7ft]

i lost 6 brain cells watching this

[@W_Ray_W]

22:55
24:25

[@5bigdonkey]

Beep beep 8:28

[@midnightglow104]

Nearly done with my exams!
I use his videos to keep me going❤
Wish me luck guys (,:

[@marinalima5315]

me too! Good luck on your exams❤

[@abazov7x]

BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP BEEP BEEP

[@Twitch.tv_princeavenue]

💜💜💜

[@complextoast8512]

i think jesse was trying to spell the r word at one point

[@L0K0M0T1V]

Why is he saying vape?

[@joseibarra931]

banana

[@MrHastygamer]

Beep Beep Beep Beep

[@TehCream]

BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP

[@naklecha]

Can someone help me in understanding? Could xqc see jesses screen (the bomb?)

[@pridas5202]

No

[@naklecha]

@@pridas5202 ahh

[@jaydawggg4367]

I used to play KTANE for like 2 years maybe, phenomenal game at the time, it decreased in popularity over the years, and it's so fucking good and funny watching xQc and Jesse play, it's so funny

[@hmmmmmm7057]

I don’t understand why they don’t just say short short long and so on instead of beep beep beeeeeep, it would be much easier

[@VTpier]

peppega

[@yapayzeka3183]

beep beep beep beep beep beep

[@johng603]

Wtf am i watching

[@polysemy_]

🤖

[@Delqa]

WHY WAS MY COMMENT DELETED

[@Mortario]

my bad

[@royaltyblessed2454]

Maybe bc it was cringe bro idk

[@berciberci7693]

BAND

[@Crupce]

Xqc

[@mowery24]

beep