@@emsentric1025 are you okay with taking a joke? if so then click read more you should not be proud of yourself and where you are right now and i could wish for anyone else on this planet to take your place as the comment writer here jk but that joke is more sin than gd colon x clubette
@@dashingclasher that was a moooving speech. I love my jokes and will milk them for all they got. I heard through the bovine that alot of people respect my jokes. I will share all my sinful jokes for you. A quick (cow) tip for ya, just ask 😉
Michael said he was 90% sure that the rare spawn Pokémon don’t spawn till the next day if they die, but he also said if it’s not 100% accurate it’s 50% accurate so he is 50% sure
I saw miltank in the thumbnail and immediately knew john caught it specifically to torture mikey the ending result of that battle is hilarious and I almost feel sorry for mikey
wow the aura guardian and john have so much in common now They both had a metronome battle with michael they both were losing to michael in the beginning but they end up beating michael in the end because of THEIR FREAKING MILTANK
Between Whitney's miltank, mel's miltank in pokemon unbound, and now 2 separate miltank problems in these metronome battles I'm convinced miltank is actually a pseudo legendary in disguise
Michael: Hey,John,remember the time i beat every Master Trainer with ONLY Shinies John: Yeah,I remember,you won't stop telling me,but..Hey,remember the time my Miltank dodged your Snorlax's Self-Destruct and won me the Metronome battle Michael: :( :( :(
Technically it can. You need to teach Metronome to an Electabuzz in Gen 1 Virtual Console, then trade it up to Gens 7 and 8 for evolution. Magmortar has the same quirk.
Hey here's an idea on a challenge if you're willing... Both you and pokemen7 start a nuzlock in corresponding games in the same region. ( i.e. red and blue) but before every critical battle you guys have to trade a pokemon with each other, and then battle but only the first pokemon in that battle that faits dies. The goal to use that trade and battle as an attempt to sabotage the other. The winner being the one to make it the farthest in the game.
I love how john and michael are pokemon oposites Mikey is the poke nerd Living pokemon enciclopedia 🤓 Can't defeat a milktank 😅 And john is the poke jock Close to wolfe in battling prowess 😎 Doesn't remember sandyghasts existance 😅
1:54 John: If one of us decides to go for something, like, really difficult to catch, and we don’t get lucky with the Quick Balls… Mikey: *Doesn’t get lucky with the Quick Ball*
"if i had a nickel for every time a miltank made me lose in a metronome battle... i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice." ~mikey, probably
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Hail yeah
Hail yeah
I haven't watched the video yet, so I'm assuming that you mistyped the word "congradulate"
It’s ok you just need to embrace the miltank do it you know you want to
I will use my birthday wish tomorrow to bring you extreme happiness. SHINY RAYQUAZA'S FO ALL!
Snorlax: If I go down I am taking everyone with me.
Miltank: Hold my moomoo milk.
On a scale of 1 to 100 how much does Michael hate Miltank now
I don't think that's enough range for your scale ,better get one with 1000 🤣
@@lucarioyt1848 it's over 9000
@@lucarioyt1848 *yes*
@@hypertech116 Dragon Ball refrence!
I just love that Miltank continues to be the bane of Mikey's existence.
Rose?
I must ask you: have you played gen 2? Cause I don’t know anyone who has, that also doesn’t hate miltank
@@vmanmadsen123 Does HG/SS count?
@@princessaur sure it counts, I’ll just rephrase it to “a jotho game”
@@vmanmadsen123 I actually love miltank, and I played crystal and soul silver
26:06 John: Ok, Miltank. Make him Cry.
Snorlax Explodes
Miltank avoided the attack
Mikey is crying
The greatest thing ever on this channel!
It's *udderly* effective!
@@netweed09 i hate that i laughed
Return of the Miltank!
Snorlax just noped out of that one, huh? XD
Oooh, a verified youtuber
Whitney got her revenge.
Milktank is destroyer Tank.
This is what happens when alex and cow arent allowed back into the mbf
Self-destruct has 100% accuracy, and this STOOPID COW avoided it
The ending may have been the most legendary ending to a metronome battle ever.
It has to compete with MBF Season 1 Week 2: New Orleans Pelippers vs Noivern Caesars.
The ending to the Cinnabar Cyndaquils vs the New Orleans Pelippers was just as epic to this I would say.
That damn Smokescreen
This is less legendary but we have to mention Houston Gastric vs. Nottingham Outlaws in S1W3, because more miltank struggles
Didn’t think the Smokescreen would matter but it did
“I’M NEVER GOING TO HEAR THE END OF THIS!”
No, Mikey. You most certainly are not! 😂
“The end of this” said aloud
history will remember this and the internet is forever
I want to upvote your comment, but I can't as it is 420
@@KBgamer2010 same
Machoke: *smoke screen*
Michael: I can live with that
Snorlax: *explodes while missing mil tank due to smoke screen*
Michael: .-.
Another face you could have used is :|
@@tonytherestful3481 I thought explosion hit everything guaranteed?
What are the chances
@@skitz6618 75% accuracy i think
@@tonytherestful3481 what are you talking about?
John: "alright Miltank make him cry!""
Miltank: "aight boss, watch this" *avoids self destruct*
How to beat Michael:
- Step one have miltank
- Step two You win
- Step 3 .................
- Step 4 Profit!
Bonus points if you have Whitney’s miltank with its held item
@@mr.preston1632 and ability
@@jonathandarvill8757 Step 5: Give Mikey a shirt with mil tank on it
4 miltanks
I think this is my favourite thing I have ever seen in Pokémon. Utterly amazing finish
You mean udderly?
@@emsentric1025 are you okay with taking a joke? if so then click read more
you should not be proud of yourself and where you are right now and i could wish for anyone else on this planet to take your place as the comment writer here
jk but that joke is more sin than gd colon x clubette
@@dashingclasher that was a moooving speech. I love my jokes and will milk them for all they got. I heard through the bovine that alot of people respect my jokes. I will share all my sinful jokes for you. A quick (cow) tip for ya, just ask 😉
Michael said he was 90% sure that the rare spawn Pokémon don’t spawn till the next day if they die, but he also said if it’s not 100% accurate it’s 50% accurate so he is 50% sure
That miltank had levels of rogue to dodge that self-destruct, damn that was a hilarious vid.
Fucking evasion, man.
The smokescreen accuracy drop paid off well
Somehow Michael always gets screwed over by every miltank he goes up against.
It's one thing to hate a Pokémon, but it's something else to have that Pokémon hate you in return.
It's ridiculous yet udderly fascinating and hilarious.
@@netweed09 Get out 👉🚪
The ending was so good honestly 10/10 Pokemon battle just for the ending of this epic metronome battle by itself
Losing to a Miltank twice in metronome battles. Aura Guardian and Jon are miltank experts
Not literally...Remember when John's sableye self destruct from the start ....
@@tyrandgg345 yeah
don't forget a miltank also ended his battle mason streak
also Whitney
I mean,, they say these videos are all for a good laugh.
But,, I'm _really_ not so sure on this occasion.
I saw miltank in the thumbnail and immediately knew john caught it specifically to torture mikey
the ending result of that battle is hilarious and I almost feel sorry for mikey
Almost
"I was afraid I would do something your audience considers weird"
*tries to catch miltank*
@Joma CM I hope it does.
The miltank thing is so true but i praise deamon lord miltank in hopes tht if the time comes he will not obliterate my team.
Ya got a point
“Machoke used Smokescreen!
Michael: I can live with that!”
Dear viewer, I am here to inform you that he in fact could not live with that.
No he could't 😂
Fr
When I saw Miltank in the video I immediately thought this is gonna be good
yes
Ikr
Same here
No
Funny because I thought the exact opposite
John: gets miltank Micheal: *has vietnam flashbacks*
John’s speechlessness at the end is adorable. Also I love how miltank really is just the bane of micheals existence
I like to imagine the Miltank saw the explosion happening and stepped back once and was perfectly fine.
That was the most insane metronome battle I’ve ever seen.
You should watch his other metronome battle against miltank
It's Somehow always miltank...That gets the final laugh
Did that happen in the MML?
@@mr.preston1632 yes
@@lucarioyt1848 remember cow from the MBF season 1
I know and that is why i whenever possible in USUM GET MILTANK AND OBLITERATE THE Battle tree with it, my starter, and ultra necrozma.
Snorlax: uses selfdestruct to clear the field
Miltank: thanks but no thanks
Really loving the collabs with Pokemen7. Keep up the great work Mikey.
You may be happy but where is the Minecraft?
In all seriousness great job
I have done the deed I have made it 69 likes comments if you like this again miltank will destroy your nuzlocke run
Someone has to make a comp of every time Micheal gets screwed over by a miltank
the moment i saw miltank avoid self-destruct i was laughing hard
Same, I was dying
I'm dying
Ya me too was laughing hard
Absolutely one of the most "we take those" kinda wins ever
wow the aura guardian and john have so much in common now
They both had a metronome battle with michael
they both were losing to michael in the beginning
but they end up beating michael in the end because of THEIR FREAKING MILTANK
*smokescreen*
Mikey: i can live with that
Miltank: i beg to difer
That ending though, the smokescreen play by machoke making it miss
Snorlax was like: "Eh, I'm gonna die anyway so gonna go out with a *boom"*
And Miltank was like: "Do a flip!"
ninetales can curse you for 1000 years- they said
Miltank can curse you for eternity- they never said😂
Well, this is more humiliating than battling the Aura Guardian’s Miltank
Between Whitney's miltank, mel's miltank in pokemon unbound, and now 2 separate miltank problems in these metronome battles I'm convinced miltank is actually a pseudo legendary in disguise
You definitely need to watch till the end. 10/10
Greetings pokefans....WE HAVE A MISSION TO FILL THE SUBREDDIT OF MIKEY WITH MILTANK MEMES.😂
But that's against the rules
@@philipkornstein yes, it is😂
@@golden7296 let's do it anyway
hail yeah
@@philipkornstein IT DOESN'T MATTER! LETS FILL THE SUBREDDIT WITH MILLIONS OF MILTANK MEMES
Machoke is the shadow MVP that smoke screen really clutched it!
I am absolutely LOSING IT at miltank surviving that self destruct 😂😂😂
the fact that it was miltank was even better
Michael: Hey,John,remember the time i beat every Master Trainer with ONLY Shinies
John: Yeah,I remember,you won't stop telling me,but..Hey,remember the time my Miltank dodged your Snorlax's Self-Destruct and won me the Metronome battle
Michael: :( :( :(
That was the best end of a battle ever. Smoke screen was apparently very clutch.
Mikey's hatred just doubled... And it was already Sky High
He can’t breathe! He’s in space!
Maybe that's why he made team sky a thing it had to be expanded to fill his hatred for the sausage nipple Pokemon
@@henryforedom3770 makes sense
Even a Sky Uppercut can't reach it now. Which is really bad because Miltank is weak to that.
I saw ‘miltank avoided the attack’ and immediately grinned, knowing this was gonna be good
Self-destruct: misses Miltank
Me: What are you talking about? *slices the demon's head off* It is clearly dead.
me just noticing that the smokescreen actually mattered
Me:Oh This is gonna be fun, the variety in the teams is gonna be epic
Me After I see the teams: b r u h
Snorlax: blows up
Miltank: You can't kill me
Mikey's hatred makes the cow stronger
Im going to hate to see Pokemen7 and mikey play among us together. They are such wholesome friends.
Reddit might make them play. Yt must protect them
bruh whynot
I have a feeling that mikey won't really like it...just because emotions
@@sarcsaticsoona2994 they will get angry
Unfortunately John doesn’t like among us 😢
Its great how you can notice the change in editing from back then to now its good to see how much they’ve improved from this to the john Michael cup
Snorlax - *explosion*
Miltank - *le epic dodge*
Mikey -
"I'm laughing, but I'm crying at the same time!"
Aren't we all.
Lowkey when Michael said, "I can live with that" after smokescreen ... I immediately thought that was famous last words 🤣🤣
Miltank *is banned on the mandjtv subreddit*
Micheal "I'm free"
miltank "well yes, but actually no"
Mikeys hatred for milktank has significantly increased
John: You don't find a shiny and sometimes it's not a shiny.
Zorua and Zoroark in Gen5: A foolish miscalculation!
Don't forget colosseum/XD and the shiny just straight up disappearing after capture
Mikey saying "bastard" fules my love for his chotic energy.
When miltank is around, michael will never find peace
Mickey: HELLO POKEFANS...
Miltank: And I took offense to that
2 v 2 in, no more switching,
Snorlax: " Ight imma head out "
This party's over.
Everyone Explode Now
@@gengarzilla1685 isn't that what forretress does?
l couldn’t laugh any harder at that ending if I wanted to! That was crazy!
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Literally the most perfect ending possible!
As a Chillin'Play and QuickGG fan, this puts a smile on my face!
yeah I was suprised not to see more mentions of them in the comments
There isn’t a more perfect ending that could’ve been written. All hail Miltank 🐄
In the First 5 Minutes PokéMEN7 already encountered the Entire Duskull Line, Good Job John
You guys should use a Scrappy Pangoro to catch pokemon. It learns False Swipe and scrappy allows it to hit ghost types with false swipe
He should have named the spare grimsnarl “elecrevire”
Edit: I KNOW i spelled everything wrong, I didn’t think you’d care. But here we are.
Typo
@@brianbudowick2751 read edit
Why dont you just edit the spelling lol. ??
@@boogityhoo7452 because I don’t know how to spell these Pokémon without looking it up, and I didn’t think it was worth it for a random comment.
@@peppermint_8 oh ok. That makes sense. I was legit just wondering, dont take my question the wrong way.
Mikey 2020: I`'ll never hear the end of this!
50 years later: Hey everyone remember when Mikey lost to a Miltak!
This video is a prime example of why we need more anime theme battles. More Mike vs John duels!
That ending 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg we NEED another episode of this
no matter what if a miltank is one mikeys enemy's team, he will lose.
Mikey's Reaction to Self-Destruct missing while sad for him made this video for me
That was the greatest ending to a metronome battle I’ve ever seen.
Milktank is Mikey's sleep paralysis demon
Ok I loved the teeter dance when they all just started dancing. That was my favourite part of the video.
Michael was defeated by his nemesis in the worst way
Me: Huh I didn't know Electivire learned metrono... oh okay it doesn't
Technically it can. You need to teach Metronome to an Electabuzz in Gen 1 Virtual Console, then trade it up to Gens 7 and 8 for evolution. Magmortar has the same quirk.
Hey here's an idea on a challenge if you're willing... Both you and pokemen7 start a nuzlock in corresponding games in the same region. ( i.e. red and blue) but before every critical battle you guys have to trade a pokemon with each other, and then battle but only the first pokemon in that battle that faits dies. The goal to use that trade and battle as an attempt to sabotage the other. The winner being the one to make it the farthest in the game.
27:53 Michael's pettiness is justified.
That ending was amazing, you gotta do another one i loved this!
I can relate to Michael in this situation, I went through something similar with a Miltank last year.
I love how john and michael are pokemon oposites
Mikey is the poke nerd
Living pokemon enciclopedia 🤓
Can't defeat a milktank 😅
And john is the poke jock
Close to wolfe in battling prowess 😎
Doesn't remember sandyghasts existance 😅
I love these 'battle' videos, keep going with them pls. Good Job!
1:54
John: If one of us decides to go for something, like, really difficult to catch, and we don’t get lucky with the Quick Balls…
Mikey: *Doesn’t get lucky with the Quick Ball*
"Wait... wait a minute... that's illegal." - the john guy, 2020
man these videos really make me appreciate the more recent editing
Mikey's play videos are the most entertaining.
And its all because of Miltank.
Congrats John! On your Udderly fantastic win!
One view
3 comments while there are clearly over 10
Yeah youtube is seriously drunk
This is what causes a million people to say, “first”
For me it says the first reply on this comment is 5 mins ago and 2nd reply is 7 mins ago xd
UA-cam:i swear to drunk i'm not god
@@RahulNijhawan123 *I swear to drunk I’m not god
That ending was incredible. Miltank of all pokemon as well
Ah yes, the dreaded miltank returns...
I can’t breathe the ENDING 💀
yes i literally asked for this in the last challenge LETS GOOOO
"if i had a nickel for every time a miltank made me lose in a metronome battle... i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice."
~mikey, probably
That was the best ending EVER! 🤣
That Miltank evaded out of spite
THAT ENDING, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
*smokescreen*
Mikey: I can live with that
Snorlax: I can't.