The batman wearing different colors is like the shit speed runners do. It makes no sense to non-gamers/speedrunners but for _some unholy reason_ it makes the run faster than any other route.
"Batman, why are you wearing garish colors?" "I'm manipulating the crook's poorly programmed AI." ".....What?" "You see, the criminal mind is a cowardly and superstitious thing...."
A fun bit of trivia: the 'blue' Batman suit of the early iterations was usually meant to be seen as black (in the same way black hair in old comics often has blue streaks.) The old cartoon given as an example was made in an era where black and gray paint/ink was expensive and not practical for coloring in animation cels.
Yeah! This is actually the same reason that Spider-Man is now depicted as red and blue. Originally, he was supposed to be red and black but constant iterations from this effect just gradually turned him blue
Interesting fact about the target bit and shooting where the steel plate was. It's later referenced in a few movies/comics/games that the bat symbol on his chest is the strongest part of the armor on his suits. Why? Because people are more likely to shoot the symbol, thus ignoring the rest of the weak spots in his armor. A few people are aware of this, particularly Commissioner Gordan, which comes in useful when he is forced to shot the caped crusader off of a building. He shoots the bat-brained buffoon in his chest, right on the bat symbol, thus causing batman no harm, but tricks the villain into thinking he's killed batman.
@@tuwubah Yes it was in Arkham Knight. The Arkham Knight also talks about him knowing that about Batman's suit and he shoots Batman in a weaker spot of his armor point-blank.
That kind of bugs me still, like wouldn't a shot in the middle of you chest not kill you unarmored? I mean he would have to get good medical attention but like he should have top of the line n stuff? If I was a villain in no way I would assume Batman is dead from a shot in the middle of his chest.
Regardless of how pointless it is, it kicks ass. What's more intimidating than a man in the 60's who is wearing a full-body rainbow costume without fear?
I honestly thought the idea was gonna be that the criminals were gonna hide a gun in the camera or something, and when Batman went out in his stupid outfits, all the cameras would look at him except for the one pointing at who they were gonna kill, and that’s how they would know who the bad guys are. God that was so much worse lol
Considering the color brown is a combination of the three primary colors (making it all the colors mixed together) Batman could have just worn a shit color suit and beat the shit out of Firefly immediately
@@Schwarzorn In art, the primaries are red, yellow and blue. In my experience, however, mixing these three doesn't actually make true brown, but a weird muddy purple. Go figure.
It depends on if we're going by paint rules or light rules. If we're going by light rules, then white is literally all the colors put together, so he could have just worn a white suit
It would actually be highly likely that someone would miss the whole swapping cameras thing. Why, you ask? Well, I worked at a mcdonalds, and we had a phantom thief stealing the chairs from our restaurant almost everyday, in the middle of the day, when everyone is around, and should be able to see them steal the chairs. They took a whole set of those spinny stool chairs from the restaurant, and they were BOLTED DOWN. These guys literally, in plain view of sight, UNSCREWED THESE CHAIRS AND STOLE THEM. Dif we ever catch them? Somehow, we did not. Did our managers care? I don't think they got paid enough to do so. So in conclusion, YES, you could definitely swap out a 300 pound camera without anyone batting an eye.
Yeah the weird disgusting 90s trend, but hey its not bruce whos wearing this its that Azreal dude when Batman wasnt around, can't remember if this was cuz the broken back incident or something else
Actually, Mr. Huggbees, the entire reason batman wears that bright yellow sigil on his chest is for the same reason he claimed he wore a target. In the mass of black and grey and dark blue cloth that is the batsuit, the only two bright points are his face and his chest. The big fat symbol instinctively draws the eye due to the principle of contrast, and in draawing the eye, it draws the aim as well. This is also why his cape is so massive. Beyond making him look batlike when he glides, the giant swooshy cape breaks up his outline and makes it hard to find his body in the dark. And if you can't see anything to aim at in a dark mass but a bright yellow spot. then you're going to aim at it.
Unironically, this is why I'm so bad at shooting Mercy in Overwatch. While flying, her wings are spread out but don't have a hit box, and everything is outlined obnoxiously, so I end up shooting right behind her and getting butt frustrated.
That's actually... quite clever, and makes sense, he is a shady, hard to see figure most of the time, so by giving a clear spot on his body, people will be more likely to aim there, thus... making that spot specially armored/visible is actually not a bad strategy. I mean it won't be foolproof, some people might be aware of it and ignore it. But sure as heck I'd end up aiming at the one easy to see spot on my target, if I was in the imddle of the night and trying to stop him.
The fact that in every shot of Batman wearing the different colored costume, a random chat bubble that represents a background citizen has to point out how wacky it is lol honestly the best part
This is just called “I’m an overworked underpaid artist and I have a deadline next week and absolutely no ideas” the kind of stuff you can come up with in that kind of headspace is so batshit, speaking from experience
Really love these videos and these random topics. You are achieving peek comedy here. Hope there is enough random BS so that you can do this for as long as you like. Also it’s the same. It’s never a cookie cutter video. From last meals, to blowing up the moon, to batsuits to turning a sphere inside out…. Amazing
It reminds me of those things that used to exist.. yknow, websites? They were great. You could have a website with a variety of different content, and you never knew what was getting covered next, or in what way. It was fantastic but it didn't make anyone enough money so they're gone now.
Come to think of it, why would people be suspicious of Robin having a broken arm in the first place? They're in dangerous situations all the time. He could have easily broken it on a dozen occasions.
at that point i would have an entirely different concern, that being why is batman allowing a middle schooler to get anywhere near these dangerous situations _even when his arm is already broken_
@@HungerGamesFan88 why is a middle schooler fighting crime to begin with? With exception to Damian Wayne because he was raised an assassin and the crime fighting was important to his continued growth and rehabilitation since he already had the ninja skills
Honestly, just relate the rainbow batsuit to the lanturn rings. That's a very easy way to justify the rainbow suit, and can even explain why he's ditched black, since that's necro's color of power, and batman's still miffed he used his skull as a weapon that one time.
That money exhibit sounds like the most 1% of the 1% thing I've ever heard. Imagine being so wealthy that you'll casually pay money to go to an exhibit to look at money.
@@TheFoolishSamurai might be fancy, but its still just a paper leather blend. I really like that crazy stuff that can have different textures and see through plastic strips with stuff printed into them.
@@D3epsilonx2 Australian currency is extremely hard to counterfeit because it has so many security measures built into it. Every type of dollar bill is colour coded so you can just look at it and know exactly what value it has. It’s also washing machine safe and recovers from scrunching quite easily. It’s quite useful. As an Australian, I am very biased but I still think it’s cool.
@@84everfan90 that your stuck in the 90s and cant grow out of it or are from the 90s and time travel here and are unable to realize that azbats batsuit is pure over the top over designed edgy 90's trash that doesnt age well at all and has no substance to it ..and was actually made to parodyand satire over the top and edgy superheris/redigns manycharacters faced in this era of comics at the time in the 90s that people who genuianlly liked the suit have no idea that it was intentionaly desinged to be dumb make fun of and mock the over the top edgeyness of the 90s all style over substance... hell just about every charatcer in the 90s had a imageification of superheros/comicbooks image being the 3rd big comic company that poped up in the 90s that was notrious at the time for being over the top edgy shit like youngblood and any thing rob liefield made in the 90s outside of cable and deadpool which was 90s but was given greater characterisation and depth after rob left and others took over the charatcer..when rob made deadpool he was jsut a 90's deathstroke rip off but then jerry dugon came in and gave deadpool the uniqe personalty and characterisation he has today so he survived this era due to better writers and creators fixing him and cable later.... and then the imageifcation of comics in the 90' then infested both marvel and dc causeing them to make " radical" updates to "old timey characters" and the azbats suit was made by the creator team at the time to parody how dumb the over the top edgyness trend of the 90s that was souless and was about style over substance and the azbat suit was made to satire the medium at the time and evenutally changed back to the orignal batman as the azbats suit ran out of style and never really appeared again much and was scene as one of batmans most embarassingly bad peirods in batman history and wasnt long lasting or timeless like the og batman based charatcer/design is because it wasnt made to be timeless it was made to satire the state of the comicbook medium at the time and the more we move a way from the 90s the more irrelevent and purposefully dated azbats gets as its so over designed and is literally trying to hard to be edgy to satire the style over subatance approch of the 90s...azbats is a relic of the dark times of the 90's period in comics and ususally 90s kids didnt realise that azbats was surpost to be satire and took it seriously and unironicly liked it and cant except its garbage and dus are stuck in the 90s and cant accept that its poorly made and aged edgy 90s trash... made to satire poorly made and aged edgy 90s trash
@@zeroattentiongaming820 i thought that might make the comment longer and dus take longer to read but sure ill go back and edit it and seperate it in to sections if its easier to read that way
I'm loving that more of the more obscure DC characters are getting live-action adaptations (Suicide Squad, Harley Quinn, Birds of Prey, Peacemaker, to a lesser extent Aquaman with Black Manta, etc.) because it really takes the dumbest-looking outfits and stupidest characters in theory (characters that when you take a step back you realize how dumb they look or how dumb they are; there's a lot that fit this and most of them were in the two Suicide Squad movies and Harley Quinn movie; I didn't watch the new Superman show, Doom Patrol, The Flash, Arrow, or Titans, I have seen the stand-alone Harley Quinn show, but knowing there's a character called Robot Man, I kind of get that that's the same kind of stupidity-in-hindsight) and they're making these action-packed drama-adventures out of them while making you root for these costumed cooks. It's like going back not even 10 years and telling a gamer that Steve from Minecraft, Banjo Kazooie, Sans from Undertale, and Sora are going to be in a Super Smash Bros game together, except with D-list DC characters, it's that level of absurdity and I love it. I had zero fucking clue who any of these characters were before these movies and shows and I love them. If you told some comic book nerd 10 years ago that he'd be crying over Polka-Dot Man, they would laugh at you.
This is one of the reasons I loved the recent Harley Quinn show. They had plenty of weird, obscure characters just coexisting with normal people and it was the best thing ever.
I love that they were able to make Aquaman and Black Manta look cool without changing their looks too much. I’ve had a soft spot for Aquaman since I saw Superfriends on Boomerang.
the bullseye thing is also used in arkham knight. The bat symbol on his chest is extra armored, since it draws the eye and people would aim at it. This is stated if you listen to the arkham knight's speech when he has you behind the bullet proof glass.
Batman Nipple-Suit Time. Oooh but what mysteries will I learn of. Edit: "Because the people of gotham have never seen the color blue before" As usual I am incredibly happy, as much as Id love a rainbow Batman that meant something, i think this will now be my go to of stupidest outfits.
Yellow batman, i can't believe it... HEY GET THAT PICTURE OF THE SIGNAL OUT OF HERE Damn, Batman wearing yellow, did you see ... HEY GET PICTURES OF EVERY BATMAN WITH YELLOW SIGIL OUT OF HERE
Okay, Batman Zur-En-Arrh is a lot more cooler, because he's basically Bruce Wayne alt persona but even more unhinged. Like, actually close to killing unhinged. Edit: Did a little bit more research on Zur-En-Arrh, and I was basically right about the stuff I said before, but there's even more cool stuff about him. He's basically a backup personality for Batman if he was ever badly psychologically damaged, so he can keep on going and Bat-Mite (Yes, the 5th dimensional trickster imp), is a kind of imaginary figure made by Batman's last rational thoughts to stop him from doing things like killing (Bat-Mite isn't real in this Batman comic run, I think, but I could be wrong.)
It's supposed to be shining on the side of a skyscraper if it's not cloudy. My guess is it's so fucking smoggy that they're shining it in the sky anyway
“Joker is putting joker semen in the water supply and two face is chewing on a battery long enough to make himself into 3face” How do you come up with this nonsense?! It’s amazing!
I want to mention that Brave and the Bold also made fun of the movie costumes by pointing out the bat nipples (the costume forms on Batman and they shoot out before going back down on the costume) and how hard they were for him to turn his neck in as struggles to move when he's put in one.
Probably been mentioned, but in the Arkham games they say that the armour is stronger near Batman’s symbol, because people shoot at the symbol more. So he really does wear a target with armour underneath it on his chest all the time.
I mean, I still appreciate Spiro Agnew jokes and I was born in 1985. It's not really special or necessary to remember 8... 12... holy fucking cow 14 years ago. Okay maybe that is worth mentioning.
13:24 I mean, that's the very reason many iterations have the Batsymbol on his chest such a contrasting color to the rest of the suit. It makes for an easier and larger target than his head, and that part of his suit requires the least flexibility so it gets the heaviest armor built in. It literally is a target for thugs to aim for, just much more subtle than a literal target. Same goes for Punisher's bright, white skull. It's painted onto a ballistic vest so they won't be as likely to aim for the head...
there's been multiple times in batman media that says the bat icon on his chest is a bulleye and its where his armor is strongest so yes he basically always does that
@@alexanderchristopher6237 oh shit good point hold on let me find an inflation calculator ... Holy Fucking Shit That is the equivalent of $11,202,704.63
All Star Batman: Where Batman and Black Canary bone while a group of thugs burn to death in a gasoline fire. Nothing gets him harder then the screams of the dying and the smell of melting flesh.
goes in the weird comic sex Hall of Fame, next to the post-apocalyptic sex scene in Watchmen and the one with Magneto's weird kids as Marvel's favorite incestuous couple.
The target chest costume is redundant because the bat symbol on the chest is meant to serve the same purpose (as it's the most armored part of the suit).
Fun fact that pretty much everyone that keeps up with Batman comics knows, Zur-En-Arrh was remade to be an alternate personality created by Batman himself in case he was attacked mentally. Pretty sure the last appearance he made as the alien has been in Brave and the Bold.
@@SylviaRustyFae well for a while, the term "queer" was actually pretty derogatory before it was taken back and accepted lol a couple years back, if someone saw that quote, it could be viewed as offensive not knowing the context
This is some of my favorite content of yours, and it's nice to get these every once in a while. I love that your content isn't bound to one particular thing anymore because whenever you branch out you strike gold.
The bullseye thing isn't that weird considering many modern stories have made it clear that the BAT LOGO on the chest of the Batsuit is intended to draw enemy fire as the chest portion is heavily armored! So yeah, while the Bullseye Batsuit is silly, the concept has actually been incorporated into the lore of the Batsuit that the bat logo serves the same purpose as the Bullseye on the Bullseye Batsuit!
I have a poster on my wall that has a bunch of old Batman comic covers on it, and the rainbow Batman cover has always been my favorite for some reason, others include Batman with Santa, Robins first appearance, Batman #1, and Batman and Robin being imprisoned by giant robots
You forgot Zebra Batman's Lego figure. It's worth a couple thousand bucks cause it was a Comic Con exclusive. There are several great/goofy Lego Batman figures though; Money Suit, Wizard, Fairy Princess, Mermaid, Glam Metal....the list goes on
About Batman wearing a bullseye on his chest, he sort of does that on a regular basis with the Bat logo. And it's the exact reason you think: to direct fire to his chest.
The yellow within certain Bat-Bat-Chest-Icons (™Wayne Enterprises) is the punisher/bullseye thing. Robin didn't report to the reporter initially because his arm was just injured, and the reporter would've noticed.
A steel plate doesn't stop a bullet. In fact, it makes it worse by denting. Bulletproof vests have a special liquid inside that disperses the force. So not even that makes sense. Edit: excuse me, not liquid but kevlar
I think you're thinking of the proposed replacement for bulletproof vests that shows up in every syfy tv show. Most modern bulletproof vests are Kevlar with some sort of plate in it (usually some sort of ceramic composite). The ceramic plate cracks from the bullet, which spread the impact over a larger area. You'll still get a nasty bruise, but you won't die. Also bulletproof vests have different ratings, so not all of them can withstand the same caliber of bullet
At first I thought “Oh, the different color suits must tie in to a Green Lantern crossover! That’s the only way to make sense!” and then I was wrong apparently
I actually liked the "Azbat" suit, it showed how Azrael wanted to be better, with a heavier more intimidating (with the claws and all) suit. It was good to see Bruce come back in his traditional costume and fight Azrael with the contrasts between them. To me, it shows the insecurity of Az how he wants more protection than the normal batsuit, also he was probably scared seeing what Bane did to Bruce. I might be looking to hard into this but in some parts he looked cool as fuck
And here I thought the reason for the different-colored suits was going to be that, if they ever got their hands on footage from the stolen camera somehow, they could easily date/place it based on what color Batman was wearing and thus place the thieves as well. Silly me.
I actually like all these outfits. They are silly but fun. At minimum they have we the normal cool shape. There's are some batsuits that have terrible design.
The batman wearing different colors is like the shit speed runners do. It makes no sense to non-gamers/speedrunners but for _some unholy reason_ it makes the run faster than any other route.
"Batman, why are you wearing garish colors?"
"I'm manipulating the crook's poorly programmed AI."
".....What?"
"You see, the criminal mind is a cowardly and superstitious thing...."
Dream be like
No no, it's like speedrunners wearing maid outfits. They look like TikTok femboys, yet for some reason it makes the run faster.
@@01100101011100100111 I can’t wait for you to actually not get a joke, so someone else can say “name checks out”.
@@alex.g7317 You won't be there if that happens.
If he doesn't actually dress as a hotdog while still wearing his mask, I'm flagging this video for misinformation.
Good move
Its the authentic silver age comic experience
If he doesn't actually dress as a hotdog while still wearing his mask, I'm flagging this video for misinformation.
@LTNetjak please do it
@@PaleozoicProductions Looks like someone tried to ctrl c+v but accidentally did it in the replies of the comment he was stealing from. rip
A fun bit of trivia: the 'blue' Batman suit of the early iterations was usually meant to be seen as black (in the same way black hair in old comics often has blue streaks.) The old cartoon given as an example was made in an era where black and gray paint/ink was expensive and not practical for coloring in animation cels.
That explains a lot
Those colors being expensive is the same reason original hulk was changed from grey to green
Yeah! This is actually the same reason that Spider-Man is now depicted as red and blue. Originally, he was supposed to be red and black but constant iterations from this effect just gradually turned him blue
@@claytonschmohe1786 Oh that's so interesting! I've only had a passing interest in comics so I didn't know that.
Which makes it super obvious just how weird 2 faces hair is
"Batman's queer costumes" is retroactively the best pun I've seen
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@@noshutup6082 username says it all
yes
I hope somewhere is a batman fan who's gay, and he wears a rainbow batman suit at a gay pride event hoping someone would get the reference.
@@Skoopyghost that’d be hysterical 😅
Interesting fact about the target bit and shooting where the steel plate was.
It's later referenced in a few movies/comics/games that the bat symbol on his chest is the strongest part of the armor on his suits. Why? Because people are more likely to shoot the symbol, thus ignoring the rest of the weak spots in his armor.
A few people are aware of this, particularly Commissioner Gordan, which comes in useful when he is forced to shot the caped crusader off of a building. He shoots the bat-brained buffoon in his chest, right on the bat symbol, thus causing batman no harm, but tricks the villain into thinking he's killed batman.
wasn't that in Arkham knight?
@@tuwubah Yes it was in Arkham Knight. The Arkham Knight also talks about him knowing that about Batman's suit and he shoots Batman in a weaker spot of his armor point-blank.
iirc, the punisher does the same.
That kind of bugs me still, like wouldn't a shot in the middle of you chest not kill you unarmored? I mean he would have to get good medical attention but like he should have top of the line n stuff? If I was a villain in no way I would assume Batman is dead from a shot in the middle of his chest.
@@TheCat_3 You do know where a goddamn heart is right?
Regardless of how pointless it is, it kicks ass. What's more intimidating than a man in the 60's who is wearing a full-body rainbow costume without fear?
You have a point.
Damn. Can't argue with that.
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Wait, was the rainbow associated with the LGBTWHATEVER community when that was published? Or was it still just normal color spectra?
I honestly thought the idea was gonna be that the criminals were gonna hide a gun in the camera or something, and when Batman went out in his stupid outfits, all the cameras would look at him except for the one pointing at who they were gonna kill, and that’s how they would know who the bad guys are. God that was so much worse lol
That would actually be a great explanation
Considering the color brown is a combination of the three primary colors (making it all the colors mixed together) Batman could have just worn a shit color suit and beat the shit out of Firefly immediately
Wouldn't combining red, green, and blue in equal amounts make black? And isn't brown just dark orange?
@@Schwarzorn In art, the primaries are red, yellow and blue.
In my experience, however, mixing these three doesn't actually make true brown, but a weird muddy purple.
Go figure.
It depends on if we're going by paint rules or light rules. If we're going by light rules, then white is literally all the colors put together, so he could have just worn a white suit
@@pennyforyourthots yes this
@@pennyforyourthots add some shit brown to the zebra suit and its ez gg
I'm gonna say it. I actually like Superheavy Batman and the run. Had a cool creepy villain and was interesting to see Gordon as Batman.
@Don't read my profile photo okay I won’t
Yeah he left out that Super heavy Batman was Gordon so he needed it
@@Ricken9000 that was a crappy ending
Was wondering why Bats looked so weird and scrawny...
Liked the armour, not the gay ass pose batman's doing tho
honestly batman wearing a different costume each night to distract people from robins bad arm is adorable
is that a discrete pride pfp? i love it! where did you find it?
@@fig4714 i found it on an old tumblr youtube video but i cant remember the youtuber sorry
@@thonk1914 but is it a discrete pride pfp?
@@Loifey oh, yes it is, my bad
@@thonk1914 eyy that’s amazing! Even if you don’t know the original It’s an amazing discrete pride flag
It would actually be highly likely that someone would miss the whole swapping cameras thing. Why, you ask? Well, I worked at a mcdonalds, and we had a phantom thief stealing the chairs from our restaurant almost everyday, in the middle of the day, when everyone is around, and should be able to see them steal the chairs. They took a whole set of those spinny stool chairs from the restaurant, and they were BOLTED DOWN. These guys literally, in plain view of sight, UNSCREWED THESE CHAIRS AND STOLE THEM. Dif we ever catch them? Somehow, we did not. Did our managers care? I don't think they got paid enough to do so. So in conclusion, YES, you could definitely swap out a 300 pound camera without anyone batting an eye.
Jesus, did Sam Starfall visit your McDonalds and have a vendetta against the manager?
Okay, but the Az-bat was meant to be to ugly it was making fun of the 90's trend of "armoring" up super heros.
I dont even think it's ugly, looks dope
@@dijosto 90s edge forever.
Yeah the weird disgusting 90s trend, but hey its not bruce whos wearing this its that Azreal dude when Batman wasnt around, can't remember if this was cuz the broken back incident or something else
@@ratatouilledrinksclorax9897 it was part of knightfall. The broken back story yes.
@@tremor439 the broken backstory
Actually, Mr. Huggbees, the entire reason batman wears that bright yellow sigil on his chest is for the same reason he claimed he wore a target. In the mass of black and grey and dark blue cloth that is the batsuit, the only two bright points are his face and his chest. The big fat symbol instinctively draws the eye due to the principle of contrast, and in draawing the eye, it draws the aim as well. This is also why his cape is so massive. Beyond making him look batlike when he glides, the giant swooshy cape breaks up his outline and makes it hard to find his body in the dark. And if you can't see anything to aim at in a dark mass but a bright yellow spot. then you're going to aim at it.
Unironically, this is why I'm so bad at shooting Mercy in Overwatch. While flying, her wings are spread out but don't have a hit box, and everything is outlined obnoxiously, so I end up shooting right behind her and getting butt frustrated.
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This is also why he makes Robin wear bright colors. Same exact reason.
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That's actually... quite clever, and makes sense, he is a shady, hard to see figure most of the time, so by giving a clear spot on his body, people will be more likely to aim there, thus... making that spot specially armored/visible is actually not a bad strategy. I mean it won't be foolproof, some people might be aware of it and ignore it. But sure as heck I'd end up aiming at the one easy to see spot on my target, if I was in the imddle of the night and trying to stop him.
The fact that in every shot of Batman wearing the different colored costume, a random chat bubble that represents a background citizen has to point out how wacky it is lol honestly the best part
This is just called “I’m an overworked underpaid artist and I have a deadline next week and absolutely no ideas” the kind of stuff you can come up with in that kind of headspace is so batshit, speaking from experience
batshit hehe
@@mediocrityproductionsget out of my head
Crazy how out of place a suit can be. Now you should cover Batman's most useless/pointless/horrible villains, antagonist or characters in general.
Hell yeah, I'd love a video about the Joker.
I want to see a whole video just about Condiment Man.
Toyman is pretty shite in my opinion.
Isn't there a calendar man? I get the concept but lmao such an uncool name
this is just 19 minutes of him shitting on rainbow batman lol
Really love these videos and these random topics. You are achieving peek comedy here. Hope there is enough random BS so that you can do this for as long as you like.
Also it’s the same. It’s never a cookie cutter video. From last meals, to blowing up the moon, to batsuits to turning a sphere inside out…. Amazing
Thanks friend. I've had this backlog of weird shit for too long. It's time I finally discussed it
@@Huggbees Awesome
It reminds me of those things that used to exist.. yknow, websites? They were great. You could have a website with a variety of different content, and you never knew what was getting covered next, or in what way. It was fantastic but it didn't make anyone enough money so they're gone now.
@@KairuHakubi... you _totes_ missed a golden opportunity to plug yours!Ị
@@favoritemustard3542 I never did make my website website. Just a webcomic and some other stuff
Come to think of it, why would people be suspicious of Robin having a broken arm in the first place? They're in dangerous situations all the time. He could have easily broken it on a dozen occasions.
I agree with you. What I thought of is, is there only one person with a broken arm at any one time in Gotham for them to link Robin=Grayson?
@@adewilliam9047 Guess gothem's a small town. Everyone knows everyone.
I mean, if anything, you'd want Bruce to be the one being gaudy in public. Batman is cleared.
at that point i would have an entirely different concern, that being why is batman allowing a middle schooler to get anywhere near these dangerous situations _even when his arm is already broken_
@@HungerGamesFan88 why is a middle schooler fighting crime to begin with? With exception to Damian Wayne because he was raised an assassin and the crime fighting was important to his continued growth and rehabilitation since he already had the ninja skills
Honestly, just relate the rainbow batsuit to the lanturn rings. That's a very easy way to justify the rainbow suit, and can even explain why he's ditched black, since that's necro's color of power, and batman's still miffed he used his skull as a weapon that one time.
bro repurposed a lantern contingency to protect robin
That money exhibit sounds like the most 1% of the 1% thing I've ever heard. Imagine being so wealthy that you'll casually pay money to go to an exhibit to look at money.
That being said, almost like every country but america has cool looking currency.
@@D3epsilonx2 Yes, but a little credit to the 1 dollar bill, though. That one has the pyramid, the eagle seal, all with a nice, fancy background
@@TheFoolishSamurai might be fancy, but its still just a paper leather blend. I really like that crazy stuff that can have different textures and see through plastic strips with stuff printed into them.
@@D3epsilonx2
Australian currency is extremely hard to counterfeit because it has so many security measures built into it.
Every type of dollar bill is colour coded so you can just look at it and know exactly what value it has.
It’s also washing machine safe and recovers from scrunching quite easily.
It’s quite useful.
As an Australian, I am very biased but I still think it’s cool.
@@sirapple589 thats freakin sick
So basically the brave and the bold batmans explanation for the rainbow suit is pokemon type counter picking
Fun fact: it is so dangerous to fight an explosive fire that it’s *actually fucking illegal*
So we're talking about Batman wearing red and we're not gonna talk about the heat suit from Lego Batman the Videogame?
Best Batman game, easily
@@sadfaceemojioxlong8593 I would say Lego Batman 2 is tied with it, Mike Oxlong
Or Flashpoint Batman kinda?
You had my respect when you mentioned that Bob Kane did nothing but think of the name, then immediately lost it when you shat on Azrael
Are you a time traveler from the 90’s?
@@mileshill7196 what does that imply?
@@84everfan90 that your stuck in the 90s and cant grow out of it or are from the 90s and time travel here and are unable to realize that azbats batsuit is pure over the top over designed edgy 90's trash that doesnt age well at all and has no substance to it ..and was actually made to parodyand satire over the top and edgy superheris/redigns manycharacters faced in this era of comics at the time in the 90s that people who genuianlly liked the suit have no idea that it was intentionaly desinged to be dumb make fun of and mock the over the top edgeyness of the 90s all style over substance...
hell just about every charatcer in the 90s had a imageification of superheros/comicbooks image being the 3rd big comic company that poped up in the 90s that was notrious at the time for being over the top edgy shit like youngblood and any thing rob liefield made in the 90s outside of cable and deadpool which was 90s but was given greater characterisation and depth after rob left and others took over the charatcer..when rob made deadpool he was jsut a 90's deathstroke rip off but then jerry dugon came in and gave deadpool the uniqe personalty and characterisation he has today so he survived this era due to better writers and creators fixing him and cable later....
and then the imageifcation of comics in the 90' then infested both marvel and dc causeing them to make " radical" updates to "old timey characters" and the azbats suit was made by the creator team at the time to parody how dumb the over the top edgyness trend of the 90s that was souless and was about style over substance and the azbat suit was made to satire the medium at the time and evenutally changed back to the orignal batman as the azbats suit ran out of style and never really appeared again much and was scene as one of batmans most embarassingly bad peirods in batman history and wasnt long lasting or timeless like the og batman based charatcer/design is because it wasnt made to be timeless it was made to satire the state of the comicbook medium at the time and the more we move a way from the 90s the more irrelevent and purposefully dated azbats gets as its so over designed and is literally trying to hard to be edgy to satire the style over subatance approch of the 90s...azbats is a relic of the dark times of the 90's period in comics and ususally 90s kids didnt realise that azbats was surpost to be satire and took it seriously and unironicly liked it and cant except its garbage and dus are stuck in the 90s and cant accept that its poorly made and aged edgy 90s trash... made to satire poorly made and aged edgy 90s trash
@@donbirkinshaw1630 Learn to use paragraphs please, that giant wall of text is quite unpleasant to read
@@zeroattentiongaming820 i thought that might make the comment longer and dus take longer to read but sure ill go back and edit it and seperate it in to sections if its easier to read that way
Bullseye Batman killed me. I'm deceased. I've been dying of laughter for the past 10 minutes and this has been the best 10 minutes of my life
3:43 Azbat literally looks like the metal sonic equivalent of batman
Metal sonic has a great design fym
That would be a unique concept, a robot replica of Batman
@@jobah619
*Who’s gonna tell him…*
@@TheUncivilizedNation Yeah I know I was being sarcastic
I'm loving that more of the more obscure DC characters are getting live-action adaptations (Suicide Squad, Harley Quinn, Birds of Prey, Peacemaker, to a lesser extent Aquaman with Black Manta, etc.) because it really takes the dumbest-looking outfits and stupidest characters in theory (characters that when you take a step back you realize how dumb they look or how dumb they are; there's a lot that fit this and most of them were in the two Suicide Squad movies and Harley Quinn movie; I didn't watch the new Superman show, Doom Patrol, The Flash, Arrow, or Titans, I have seen the stand-alone Harley Quinn show, but knowing there's a character called Robot Man, I kind of get that that's the same kind of stupidity-in-hindsight) and they're making these action-packed drama-adventures out of them while making you root for these costumed cooks. It's like going back not even 10 years and telling a gamer that Steve from Minecraft, Banjo Kazooie, Sans from Undertale, and Sora are going to be in a Super Smash Bros game together, except with D-list DC characters, it's that level of absurdity and I love it. I had zero fucking clue who any of these characters were before these movies and shows and I love them. If you told some comic book nerd 10 years ago that he'd be crying over Polka-Dot Man, they would laugh at you.
This is one of the reasons I loved the recent Harley Quinn show. They had plenty of weird, obscure characters just coexisting with normal people and it was the best thing ever.
I love that they were able to make Aquaman and Black Manta look cool without changing their looks too much. I’ve had a soft spot for Aquaman since I saw Superfriends on Boomerang.
Highly recommend Doom Patrol, very fun. I've also enjoyed Arrow, and The Flash.
the bullseye thing is also used in arkham knight. The bat symbol on his chest is extra armored, since it draws the eye and people would aim at it. This is stated if you listen to the arkham knight's speech when he has you behind the bullet proof glass.
The Azrael Batsuit is fine bc it's supposed to ellicit that reaction of "what in the name of God am I looking at, that's not Batman"
The silver age was fucking wild.
Batman getting tons of media coverage for wearing different coloured suits is actually incredibly realistic.
Yeah, remember Obama’s tan suit?
@@jobah619haha no I was merely a child at the time and found out about the legend of the tan suit 8 years afterward, must’ve been a simpler time
Batman Nipple-Suit Time. Oooh but what mysteries will I learn of.
Edit: "Because the people of gotham have never seen the color blue before"
As usual I am incredibly happy, as much as Id love a rainbow Batman that meant something, i think this will now be my go to of stupidest outfits.
A red Batman can you imagin- HEY GET THAT PHOTO OF THE RED DEATH OFF THE SCREEN a red Batman
Yellow batman, i can't believe it...
HEY GET THAT PICTURE OF THE SIGNAL OUT OF HERE
Damn, Batman wearing yellow, did you see ...
HEY GET PICTURES OF EVERY BATMAN WITH YELLOW SIGIL OUT OF HERE
Okay, Batman Zur-En-Arrh is a lot more cooler, because he's basically Bruce Wayne alt persona but even more unhinged. Like, actually close to killing unhinged.
Edit: Did a little bit more research on Zur-En-Arrh, and I was basically right about the stuff I said before, but there's even more cool stuff about him. He's basically a backup personality for Batman if he was ever badly psychologically damaged, so he can keep on going and Bat-Mite (Yes, the 5th dimensional trickster imp), is a kind of imaginary figure made by Batman's last rational thoughts to stop him from doing things like killing (Bat-Mite isn't real in this Batman comic run, I think, but I could be wrong.)
When did Joker and Batman have a child?
@@masterminer2338 do you have humanity?
Not a good story. The idea is somewhat interesting but the execution is not there at all.
I love the wacky look.
@@masterminer2338 Flashpoint, if we're allowed to pick technicalities
Joker says we live in a society, but seeing Bullseye Batman really makes me question that.
Finally, someone's finally talking about my poor fashion sense
9:25 How the hell is the Bat-signal shining in the middle of the day?
It's supposed to be shining on the side of a skyscraper if it's not cloudy. My guess is it's so fucking smoggy that they're shining it in the sky anyway
"I should cover all-star Batman" yep, I think I know what's up to BAT next!
“Joker is putting joker semen in the water supply and two face is chewing on a battery long enough to make himself into 3face”
How do you come up with this nonsense?!
It’s amazing!
I want to mention that Brave and the Bold also made fun of the movie costumes by pointing out the bat nipples (the costume forms on Batman and they shoot out before going back down on the costume) and how hard they were for him to turn his neck in as struggles to move when he's put in one.
Probably been mentioned, but in the Arkham games they say that the armour is stronger near Batman’s symbol, because people shoot at the symbol more.
So he really does wear a target with armour underneath it on his chest all the time.
If you pop Rainbow Batman, it spawns two Zebra Batmans.
"A doctor, played by Dick Cheney". As a man who remembers the Dubya years, I appreciate this joke.
I mean, I still appreciate Spiro Agnew jokes and I was born in 1985. It's not really special or necessary to remember 8... 12... holy fucking cow 14 years ago. Okay maybe that is worth mentioning.
I would forfeit How It’s Actually Made to see a series of you reading the stupidest 20th century comic plots we can find.
13:24 I mean, that's the very reason many iterations have the Batsymbol on his chest such a contrasting color to the rest of the suit. It makes for an easier and larger target than his head, and that part of his suit requires the least flexibility so it gets the heaviest armor built in. It literally is a target for thugs to aim for, just much more subtle than a literal target.
Same goes for Punisher's bright, white skull. It's painted onto a ballistic vest so they won't be as likely to aim for the head...
"Hold the fucking Bat-Phone"
Best possible line for this video. 😂
he was sneaking in snowflame(the cocaine powered supervillain) for years and we didnt even know it
Shame on you huggbees for the Clickbait
Batman was not wearing a hotdog in any point in the video. I am disappointed
there's been multiple times in batman media that says the bat icon on his chest is a bulleye and its where his armor is strongest so yes he basically always does that
Huh I just thought it was just because Batman put his logo on everything
A small plot point in Arkham Knight, too
I love how even the mobsters back in the 50’s though they rainbow suit was gay.
I was already aware of Rainbow Batman.
I was not aware just how ridiculous the story is.
I'd pay to see 1,000,000 dollars. That's a lot of cash.
That's the kinda money you expect to see on half of the things you can't afford in GTA Online.
And that’s $1,000,000 in 1957.
@@alexanderchristopher6237 oh shit good point hold on let me find an inflation calculator
...
Holy Fucking Shit
That is the equivalent of $11,202,704.63
All Star Batman: Where Batman and Black Canary bone while a group of thugs burn to death in a gasoline fire. Nothing gets him harder then the screams of the dying and the smell of melting flesh.
Thanks, I hate it!
goes in the weird comic sex Hall of Fame, next to the post-apocalyptic sex scene in Watchmen and the one with Magneto's weird kids as Marvel's favorite incestuous couple.
But can we talk about Spider Mew instead? What would a Spider Mew do?
You're telling me that the RAINBOW Creature was being used for evil by Firefly AND NOT CRAZY QUILT??
The target chest costume is redundant because the bat symbol on the chest is meant to serve the same purpose (as it's the most armored part of the suit).
13:33
He does that in the Arkham games, the batsymbol on his chest is much more heavily armoured than the rest, and it saves his life once
I would be genuinely interested in a Michael Bay Version of Rainbow/Target batman.
With or without megan fox?
Fun fact that pretty much everyone that keeps up with Batman comics knows, Zur-En-Arrh was remade to be an alternate personality created by Batman himself in case he was attacked mentally. Pretty sure the last appearance he made as the alien has been in Brave and the Bold.
15:47 "those queer costumes" That aged quite well i feel xD
a few years earlier tho and it would've aged badly lmaoo
@@JaxontheOkay hm?
@@SylviaRustyFae well for a while, the term "queer" was actually pretty derogatory before it was taken back and accepted lol
a couple years back, if someone saw that quote, it could be viewed as offensive not knowing the context
Playing a dangerous game with the different color Batman joke, I like it
See, this is why I just stick with Scarecrow. Every girl's crazy 'bout a burlap dressed man.
At least his outfits are consistent. Relatively, anyway.
"Who buys this sh*t?"
Comic book youtube channels have these in their room to gain clout points with their viewers.
I couldn't be because comic book fans like to collect comic book merch
@@metaforth "ahh yes my favorite Batman comic from 40+ years ago, I can finally buy a pophead" said no boomer ever
This is some of my favorite content of yours, and it's nice to get these every once in a while. I love that your content isn't bound to one particular thing anymore because whenever you branch out you strike gold.
The bullseye thing isn't that weird considering many modern stories have made it clear that the BAT LOGO on the chest of the Batsuit is intended to draw enemy fire as the chest portion is heavily armored! So yeah, while the Bullseye Batsuit is silly, the concept has actually been incorporated into the lore of the Batsuit that the bat logo serves the same purpose as the Bullseye on the Bullseye Batsuit!
Honestly the “One handed driving controls” is probably just an automatic transmission.
Am I the only one wondering how they flashed the Batsignal during the day?
No, just me?
Just checking.
It's because it's always dark and gloomy in Gotham, even if its a nice day
Might be the least of this story's troubles
@@llewelynshingler2173 This is true :D
the zebra batman is actually a lego figure, for comic con. because of that, it cost at minimum around 700 ish, more or less.
so is zur en arrh, and same situation, so also goes for 700ish.
I have a poster on my wall that has a bunch of old Batman comic covers on it, and the rainbow Batman cover has always been my favorite for some reason, others include Batman with Santa, Robins first appearance, Batman #1, and Batman and Robin being imprisoned by giant robots
I prefer the interpretation that Batman already had all these suits prepared just in case, and was looking for an excuse to use them.
"Meanwhile, AT the mobsters hideout!", that was totally from the Super Best Friends XD I love your references
13:26 isn't that also why the punisher wears that skull on his shirt?
If I found a crap ton of Funko Pop I would melt them to recycle and reproduce plastic mold.
Reproduce 🤔🤨
I thought for SURE the reason behind the colors was gonna somehow connect to the stolen camera being a "futuristic" color camera
You forgot Zebra Batman's Lego figure. It's worth a couple thousand bucks cause it was a Comic Con exclusive. There are several great/goofy Lego Batman figures though; Money Suit, Wizard, Fairy Princess, Mermaid, Glam Metal....the list goes on
9:58 if Vizziepop wrote Huggbees.
First thing I thought of when heard that bit lmao
About Batman wearing a bullseye on his chest, he sort of does that on a regular basis with the Bat logo.
And it's the exact reason you think: to direct fire to his chest.
Brave and the bold actually slaps super hard and doesn’t get enough praise
Oh fuck is All star bats the secret cocaine comic
Would love for this to become a recurring series, with Huggbees breaking down some of the worst silver age stories from his favorite heroes.
Every criminal shudders at the mention of "bad criminal database! "
3:11 I actually do own a few funko pops, and I bought them when I was a teenager desperate with depression. You’re absolutely right.
The yellow within certain Bat-Bat-Chest-Icons (™Wayne Enterprises) is the punisher/bullseye thing.
Robin didn't report to the reporter initially because his arm was just injured, and the reporter would've noticed.
The Brave and the Bold is excellent. Have a couple of sandwiches before and during, always a good laugh.
I thought zebra Batman was bad, not to mention it has a Funko Pop.
But rainbow Batman? Please, tell me it doesn’t have a funko pop too
it does
Bruh, The worst part is that Zebra Batman looks better in Funko Pop Form than in the comics
If you don’t want to buy them, more for me-
You actually thought it didn't?
wait there actually is?
i just
*sigh*
"and two face is chewing on a triple a battery enough times to make him three face" - severely underrated joke my dude
The foreshadowing in this series is top notch, you can see Snowflame in the background at 1:00
This is the type of content that inspired Manga...just want you to realize that.
Have you seen the Joker manga. Because they made one, and it’s art.
A steel plate doesn't stop a bullet. In fact, it makes it worse by denting. Bulletproof vests have a special liquid inside that disperses the force. So not even that makes sense.
Edit: excuse me, not liquid but kevlar
They aren't liquid filled, kevlar is closer to a fiber or cloth
I think you're thinking of the proposed replacement for bulletproof vests that shows up in every syfy tv show. Most modern bulletproof vests are Kevlar with some sort of plate in it (usually some sort of ceramic composite). The ceramic plate cracks from the bullet, which spread the impact over a larger area. You'll still get a nasty bruise, but you won't die.
Also bulletproof vests have different ratings, so not all of them can withstand the same caliber of bullet
@@pennyforyourthots yeah that explains the confusion
tell that to everyone commenting "but his emblem is made of steel because people are gonna shoot at it so it makes sense now" lol
There is a liquid layer in the armor in the arkham knight tho
“HEY!! Get that picture of- of literally just Batman out of here”
16:10 I'm the Old Norm, I want normal Batman.
"Asbat, more like ASSSSbat!" Made me think of AVGN, you channeled him
You may laugh at Zebra Batman's outfit but one of you is getting bitten by mosquitos and it's not him.
At first I thought “Oh, the different color suits must tie in to a Green Lantern crossover! That’s the only way to make sense!” and then I was wrong apparently
I love how while listing Red Batmans, you didn't mention The Red Death.
A fun drinking game is taking a shot every time he says “bat”
I actually liked the "Azbat" suit, it showed how Azrael wanted to be better, with a heavier more intimidating (with the claws and all) suit. It was good to see Bruce come back in his traditional costume and fight Azrael with the contrasts between them. To me, it shows the insecurity of Az how he wants more protection than the normal batsuit, also he was probably scared seeing what Bane did to Bruce. I might be looking to hard into this but in some parts he looked cool as fuck
And here I thought the reason for the different-colored suits was going to be that, if they ever got their hands on footage from the stolen camera somehow, they could easily date/place it based on what color Batman was wearing and thus place the thieves as well. Silly me.
I sure hope there's a filling machine in this episode
UA-cam autoplay made the transition from the newest Batman video to this that I didn't realize I was watching a different video
I actually like all these outfits. They are silly but fun. At minimum they have we the normal cool shape. There's are some batsuits that have terrible design.