Cookie Clicker: AAAAAHHHHH

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Dragoon45
    @Dragoon45  9 місяців тому +1504

    My greatest creation: epicdesk.shop/collections/dragoon
    Well it was made my talented artists, but I told them what to do, so I get the credit. The deskmat is only available for one month, then this masterpiece will dissappear forevor

    • @Funk-vf4rz
      @Funk-vf4rz 9 місяців тому +2

      Yes

    • @RealUsername64
      @RealUsername64 9 місяців тому +2

      Forevor

    • @overscore8565
      @overscore8565 9 місяців тому +7

      You should make a dragoon clicker game

    • @CoderCatGG
      @CoderCatGG 9 місяців тому +4

      Wow, this Dragoon45 guy got to see and comment on this 30 minutes before us...

    • @Archie-Vr.
      @Archie-Vr. 9 місяців тому

      I NEED THE DESK MATS

  • @The.T_
    @The.T_ 9 місяців тому +13514

    Part 8 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat

    • @Dragoon45
      @Dragoon45  9 місяців тому +5144

      We are getting closer...

    • @MrEggington2
      @MrEggington2 9 місяців тому +848

      ah yes i love permanently borrowing the pope’s hat.

    • @iannotsusbutianpiggy8861
      @iannotsusbutianpiggy8861 9 місяців тому +157

      @@MrEggington2same

    • @LolOoh-pe7qy
      @LolOoh-pe7qy 9 місяців тому +109

      i can’t wait to see the pope bald

    • @Abukek133
      @Abukek133 9 місяців тому +73

      The lore its all coming together

  • @CountFab
    @CountFab 9 місяців тому +686

    Unironically, watching you push ever further really inspires me.
    I just came back from a tough exam, and seeing one of your Cookie Clicker videos in my feed made me remember that, no matter the adversities, we can find a way to achieve our goals with enough perseverance (and a sprinkle of insanity)

  • @foolrealnoway
    @foolrealnoway 9 місяців тому +5367

    oh hey, a recap episode, all we need now is a beach episode and this series can be legally classified as a anime

    • @Typical_Slayer
      @Typical_Slayer 9 місяців тому +339

      Oh no, please, I don't wanna see Vera in a swimsuit

    • @austinschwartz7424
      @austinschwartz7424 9 місяців тому +91

      so would that make it an Isekai?

    • @speedpedro8736
      @speedpedro8736 9 місяців тому

      Given the ammount of parallel worlds visited, it's the isekai of isekai's due to how many isekai's are occouring@@austinschwartz7424

    • @Coocoocrazy3
      @Coocoocrazy3 9 місяців тому +31

      Beach episode!!!

    • @CrazedSundance
      @CrazedSundance 9 місяців тому +59

      @@Typical_Slayer I do 🤤

  • @CusterdCrange
    @CusterdCrange 8 місяців тому +174

    first video I've watchd of yours, and i'm REALLY tired so i feel like i'm having a fever dream but this is amazing with the kingdom hearts OST and humour, plus editing. I'm subscribed, keep this effort up my guyyy 🔥 🔥

  • @Mahashiii
    @Mahashiii 9 місяців тому +3721

    he puts way too much effort into this, and there's no sponsor ?!?!?! 💀💀💀
    I bet many psych wards would love to sponsor

    • @manelneedsaname1773
      @manelneedsaname1773 9 місяців тому +86

      Tbf this video itself is an ad

    • @MeLoNarXo
      @MeLoNarXo 9 місяців тому +75

      ​​@@manelneedsaname1773yeah bur he doesn't get extra pay for it
      Since he is advertising a product he himself has so he isn't payed upfront

    • @HockeyGamr
      @HockeyGamr 9 місяців тому +21

      The sponsor is his desk pads guys

    • @Mediocre_Soup
      @Mediocre_Soup 9 місяців тому +7

      betterhelp?

    • @HERTZZBR
      @HERTZZBR 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@MeLoNarXohe still gets the money frome the mousepad purchases?? wdym

  • @im_kas
    @im_kas 9 місяців тому +3981

    dragoon having beef with a fictional grandma is the funniest shit

    • @FLXNANDOGAMING
      @FLXNANDOGAMING 9 місяців тому +22

      For real

    • @Proter_goofin
      @Proter_goofin 9 місяців тому +21

      ​@@FLXNANDOGAMINGno,for fake

    • @sam-s6o
      @sam-s6o 9 місяців тому

      u saw it urself she is real and she needs too duck off

    • @snomcultist189
      @snomcultist189 9 місяців тому +16

      @proter_goofin
      No, FOR JERUSALEM!

    • @hornet9842
      @hornet9842 9 місяців тому +18

      @@snomcultist189 no, for the popes hat

  • @pocholo3288
    @pocholo3288 9 місяців тому +858

    As someone who has completed this game 100%, I can say that this video took a lot of time and effort to do. Huge shotout to this guy

    • @Mediocre_Soup
      @Mediocre_Soup 9 місяців тому +11

      dang how much cookies you at

    • @pocholo3288
      @pocholo3288 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Mediocre_Soup4 trevigintillion

    • @charliedanoob802
      @charliedanoob802 8 місяців тому +13

      I only play cookie clicker because the dev tools are funny

    • @FarisAlbayati-i8t
      @FarisAlbayati-i8t 8 місяців тому +2

      i will susbribe and tel my famly to if you post a vide of your achemets

    • @pocholo3288
      @pocholo3288 8 місяців тому +31

      ​@@Mediocre_Soup4 trevigintillion (4 followed by aproximately 69 zeros)

  • @Ekanyani
    @Ekanyani 7 місяців тому +67

    "It's just a clicker game"
    The clicker game:

    • @Merchlefnaf
      @Merchlefnaf 2 місяці тому +1

      I tried a cursers only run and I gave up before the first 10k upgrade because it would've been like 20 minutes per 10k I got

  • @ashton2283
    @ashton2283 9 місяців тому +1213

    99% of cookie clickers tend to quit before they win big

  • @Blue_Skies_Ahead
    @Blue_Skies_Ahead 9 місяців тому +562

    When the world needed him most, he said "Fuck off, Im baking Cookies."

    • @pegasus4191
      @pegasus4191 9 місяців тому +12

      Years later, me and my brother found the next cookie baker, Dragoon…

    • @StandupWind709
      @StandupWind709 9 місяців тому +8

      Found it😂

    • @Xaelyn.1xd
      @Xaelyn.1xd Місяць тому

      ⁠@@pegasus4191a baker named dragoon even though his baking skills are good he still has a lot to learn to bake more but I believe that dragoon can bake the most

  • @Dantonfall
    @Dantonfall 9 місяців тому +244

    “He knows when your sleeping, he knows when your awake. He knows you haven’t drunk enough water.”
    As a kid who just got back from the hospital and is being forced to take in 8 - 9 liters a day now, I felt so much stress hearing that

    • @EXPeepik
      @EXPeepik 9 місяців тому +8

      ... i should probably drink some water

    • @joshuahood4035
      @joshuahood4035 4 місяці тому

      ​@@EXPeepikWHAAAAAA-

  • @wagiqwq
    @wagiqwq 6 місяців тому +63

    "I don't have a sponsor this video"
    The video:

  • @andrewvin171
    @andrewvin171 9 місяців тому +261

    Dragoon's the type of guy to learn Quantum Physics just to play a cookie game.

  • @gurjass6530
    @gurjass6530 9 місяців тому +520

    the grandma lore goes crazy

  • @4Penguins
    @4Penguins 8 місяців тому +23

    I just discovered this channel and the style reminds me of old Tobuscus videos. It's actually uncanny how much they resemble one another in form.

    • @Zxph555
      @Zxph555 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Oddling3000
    @Oddling3000 9 місяців тому +172

    Had to pause at 10:19 ish to follow along with the math. So so close, but so so wrong as well. But- it's funny what the actual outcome is. For those who are curious, (C^2) - (M^2) =/= (C - M)^2... What it actually comes out to is : (C^2) - (M^2) == (C - M)x(C + M). IF you continue with this, you actually get C == 0, instead of C == 2M, since the M's cancel out. Really enjoyed the video! Actually got me to finally buy the game, especially with the coding section! Thanks!!

    • @litessbu
      @litessbu 8 місяців тому +7

      I was looking to see if anyone else spotted that, yeah. Also you can get ≠ by doing alt(or option) and =

    • @Julien-nv3ly
      @Julien-nv3ly 7 місяців тому +15

      And also you can't divide by C-M, cuz C-M=0

    • @Mothhhhhhh
      @Mothhhhhhh 6 місяців тому +3

      I paused there like "wait. something isn't right" and then saw him slap the c^2-m^2=(c-m)^2 and had a stroke. thankfully the video is so good my whiplash vanished

    • @8bitglobe
      @8bitglobe 6 місяців тому

      You can just say that m and c is one, (c) and therefore it’s first c = c and then c^2 is equal to c^2 and then you minus c^2 from both sides leaving you with 0. What I did there was I replaced m with c which is not incorrect since c = m

    • @sarvagyajagatram
      @sarvagyajagatram 5 місяців тому +2

      I have currently paused the video right at the math section to look for people who understood that the math done is actually wrong lol

  • @AshleyWilliams-l5p
    @AshleyWilliams-l5p 9 місяців тому +41

    Hi, I want to thank you sincerely for being one of the very few who put all their sound tracks in the description, even if they're played for very small lengths of time ! It really does make a difference.

  • @Xx0bamaGamingxX
    @Xx0bamaGamingxX 9 місяців тому +105

    And now, we wait 2 years, for the inevitable return of dragoon's cookie clicker frenzy, exept this time he'll have a certain amount of sugar lumps

  • @_Spider42
    @_Spider42 7 місяців тому +9

    I actually am expecting the next part in 2 years

  • @KirkWilliams300
    @KirkWilliams300 9 місяців тому +298

    Not trying to be a math dork and I know this is all a joke to explain cookie fractals, but (c-m)^2 would not equal m(c-m), it would equal c^2-2cm+m^2, which explain how cookies magically appeared. Honestly, this is on par for cookie clicker craziness though.

    • @Dragoon45
      @Dragoon45  9 місяців тому +143

      (c-m)^2 is c^2-2cm+m^2. that is true
      But (c-m)^2/(c-m) is the same as (c-m)^(2-1), which simplifies c-m
      the actual problem with the maths is that c-m=0, and you can't divide by 0

    • @Dragoon45
      @Dragoon45  9 місяців тому +123

      wait, i may have messed up

    • @Dragoon45
      @Dragoon45  9 місяців тому +134

      yeah alright, youre right
      But for some reason c^2-m^2 / c-m is still c-m

    • @spongytrout7462
      @spongytrout7462 9 місяців тому +36

      @@Dragoon45NERDS

    • @KirkWilliams300
      @KirkWilliams300 9 місяців тому +44

      @@Dragoon45 sadly not true, c^2-m^2 actually written out is (c-m)•(c+m). The opposite sides makes it so when you distribute, that middle section cancels each other out so you are left with the two terms squared. It’s weird because theoretically signs shouldn’t matter but because of imaginary numbers that arise from negative numbers and squaring/square rooting, stuff like this happens.

  • @chumer1337
    @chumer1337 9 місяців тому +1288

    You're in too deep.

    • @Riciliz
      @Riciliz 9 місяців тому +84

      thats what she said
      Edit: for some reason, the amount of likes this reply has is the total amount of likes that all of the other replies that say "damn, you beat me to it" have. This still stands up as of 52 likes.

    • @ENSontop
      @ENSontop 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Ricilizi don't know what he expected from saying that😂

    • @-w-.
      @-w-. 9 місяців тому +13

      ​@@Ricilizdamn, you beat me to it

    • @Echyy
      @Echyy 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Ricilizdamn, you beat me to it

    • @Mahashiii
      @Mahashiii 9 місяців тому +10

      @@Riciliz damn, you beat me to it

  • @jappie3699
    @jappie3699 9 місяців тому +333

    > javascript console
    > "Cookie Clicker is written in Java"
    that PHYSICALLY hurt

    • @lawinepijllawinepijl9013
      @lawinepijllawinepijl9013 9 місяців тому +9

      Yeah i thought that too xD

    • @dxcvvxd
      @dxcvvxd 9 місяців тому +33

      watching dragoon not knowing the difference between programming languages makes me hurt physically

    • @KenKaneki2007-9
      @KenKaneki2007-9 9 місяців тому +2

      Am I stupid? Cuz i don't get it.

    • @kaiki-desu8193
      @kaiki-desu8193 9 місяців тому +46

      ​@@KenKaneki2007-9 Java and javascript are two completely different languages.

    • @KenKaneki2007-9
      @KenKaneki2007-9 9 місяців тому +3

      @@kaiki-desu8193 so they have nothing in common?

  • @alastellabears8083
    @alastellabears8083 3 місяці тому +3

    Ya know I love when a series has to reexplain all of the past episodes, that definitely doesn’t make me wanna learn how to make aquatic toasters or learn some knot tying

  • @penginguy2177
    @penginguy2177 9 місяців тому +54

    10:32 fun fact this step is invalid because c-m=0 and you cannot divide by 0

    • @austersimon
      @austersimon 9 місяців тому +12

      the oldest trick in the book to make 2 = 1 possible

    • @kimikimar383
      @kimikimar383 9 місяців тому +11

      Besides, c²-m² is not (c-m)², rather (c-m)(c+m)

    • @iMíccoli
      @iMíccoli 3 місяці тому

      ​@@kimikimar383c²-m²=(c-m)² if c=m=0 but yeah.

  • @triventilatoro
    @triventilatoro 9 місяців тому +788

    Dragoon, the DNA tests have returned, Vera isn't just a grandma... VERA IS YOUR GRANDMA!!!

  • @Png-Name
    @Png-Name 9 місяців тому +372

    Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

    • @christianmiddelaarvan2377
      @christianmiddelaarvan2377 9 місяців тому +16

      Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked
      himself in his room. His gaming room. From
      there baking cookies made him crazy.

    • @zetsokuro2614
      @zetsokuro2614 9 місяців тому +12

      Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked
      himself in his room. His gaming room. From
      there baking cookies made him crazy.

    • @NyakoLeaf
      @NyakoLeaf 9 місяців тому +10

      Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked
      himself in his room. His gaming room. From
      there baking cookies made him crazy.

    • @xfara
      @xfara 9 місяців тому +9

      Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked
      himself in his room. His gaming room. From
      there baking cookies made him crazy.

    • @ValiPateu
      @ValiPateu 9 місяців тому +7

      Crazy? Dragoon was crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.

  • @Randomhkfan
    @Randomhkfan 8 місяців тому +6

    Cookie clicker is a bit more complicated than I remember

  • @Gbate
    @Gbate 9 місяців тому +1051

    "Fuck off and let me bake cookies" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥

    • @minecraft_plushieaxoltol
      @minecraft_plushieaxoltol 9 місяців тому +14

      the funniest part in the video

    • @Gbate
      @Gbate 9 місяців тому +6

      @@minecraft_plushieaxoltol fr💀

    • @Thecooldudenoob
      @Thecooldudenoob 9 місяців тому +4

      a heartfelt message ❤❤❤

    • @ndzsau
      @ndzsau 9 місяців тому +1

      LOL

    • @itsCombustify
      @itsCombustify 9 місяців тому +1

      bro just went up to 11 with that quote

  • @RngGm
    @RngGm 9 місяців тому +37

    The entire video was an ad for a deskmat
    That deskmat looks amazing

  • @drodi9693
    @drodi9693 9 місяців тому +18

    the song at the end was genuinely beautiful. this serie is a masterpiece

  • @Gmeare
    @Gmeare 9 місяців тому +66

    damn this video is acctually insane. love when content creators go the extra mile to make something sick.

  • @redxlaser1562
    @redxlaser1562 5 місяців тому +6

    25:17 Why is this SO FREAKING GOOD?!

  • @giby8866
    @giby8866 9 місяців тому +17

    only dragoon could basically make a summary of his last 4 videos that i already watched and still make me watch till the end

  • @breni1518
    @breni1518 9 місяців тому +122

    >Goes to a discord about a game.
    >You play the game wrong.
    Fellas, is it wrong to click a cookie?

    • @cheeselordthe11th47
      @cheeselordthe11th47 9 місяців тому +2

      No, fellas. It is not wrong to click a 🍪

    • @corporatecapitalism
      @corporatecapitalism 9 місяців тому +1

      Are people actually like that on there?

    • @cookiemains
      @cookiemains 9 місяців тому +4

      i mean its suboptimal and he spreads misinfo
      like 99% of the reddit is pretty braindead for a similar reason

    • @truffflzz
      @truffflzz 9 місяців тому +3

      @@corporatecapitalismthe thing is he could be playing the game so much more optimally, we expect more from the face of our community

    • @Fififoop_Foo
      @Fififoop_Foo 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@corporatecapitalism he isn't good at the game, especially for someone who is legit the face of cookie clicker

  • @kaloianyakov4992
    @kaloianyakov4992 9 місяців тому +65

    Dragoon please rap more at this point not only do I want it, I NEED IT, MY SOUL NEEDS IT, EVERY FIBER OF MY BODY NEEDS IT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME FROM SELF DESTRUCTION

    • @SephTunes
      @SephTunes 9 місяців тому

      I hope he stops rapping forever, I skip those parts immediately.

    • @kaloianyakov4992
      @kaloianyakov4992 9 місяців тому

      @@SephTunes I SHALL CRUSADE AGAINST HERETICS LIKE YOU AND WILL DESTROY THEM ALL AND YOU I WILL SAVE FOR LAST TO SEE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR A DARKER WORLD CRUMBLE LIKE THE SKIN OF VERA WHEN DRAGOON DESTROYS HER

    • @powerplay9422
      @powerplay9422 9 місяців тому +3

      You are forbidden from buying his deskmat@@SephTunes

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 8 місяців тому +6

    Don't know who are you, but you have *"Dragoon"* and in my recommendation, therefore it's a must to watch your video and sub xD
    I didn't know that Cookie Clicker has such a deep lore. Especially when you have a beef with the grandma. That's _adoughrable_ 🤣

  • @QuJee
    @QuJee 9 місяців тому +55

    Nice, Genevieve Ladi, the true protagonist, hasnt been forgotten

  • @phero193
    @phero193 9 місяців тому +56

    I love his awful maths class at the 10 minute mark. If you need help dragoon, hit up your local asylum. I am not qualified for that

  • @coolcatpoolcat0520
    @coolcatpoolcat0520 9 місяців тому +47

    this entire video is just how conversation flows with that one friend tbh

  • @connortremblay1259
    @connortremblay1259 5 місяців тому +8

    For anyone curious the math at 10:45 is absolutely not correct.
    First C²-m² = (C-m)² is not universally true. It can be true in situations where both numbers are actaully the same number (like we have here) because then it's equal to 0 either way. In this case we'll let it slide, but because of that very fact a second issue arises of.
    You can't divide by C-m when C-m = 0 because you can't divide by zero.
    You can't have both of these issues together. Either the numbers are the same or they're not.

    • @grantwilliams2571
      @grantwilliams2571 5 місяців тому +2

      You must be fun at parties

    • @Lukecly0114
      @Lukecly0114 4 місяці тому +1

      God damn

    • @iMíccoli
      @iMíccoli 3 місяці тому

      I just stop the video to find this comment lmao, dividing both sides by c-m is absolutely not permitted since they're equal to each other.

    • @iMíccoli
      @iMíccoli 3 місяці тому

      ​​@@grantwilliams2571 definitely more than you.

    • @iMíccoli
      @iMíccoli 3 місяці тому

      I just realized c=2m kinda implies that 1=2 since c=m lol.

  • @FunnyFlink
    @FunnyFlink 9 місяців тому +15

    The cycle never ends
    Well it does but it lasts quite a while

  • @lordpuff
    @lordpuff 9 місяців тому +6

    Thank you for inspiring me to do all the achievements too. I have 87% and mostly just need building amounts/cookie amounts and lumps. I shall aid you in your perilous quest to defeat the wretched grandmatriarchs.

  • @The_Shimp
    @The_Shimp 9 місяців тому +10

    I like how he constantly replays the same games but he makes up a new plot every time

  • @cornfilia_3987
    @cornfilia_3987 6 місяців тому +4

    never would i have ever expected this game to have this much lore holy

  • @zqs_raygun_pro7064
    @zqs_raygun_pro7064 9 місяців тому +17

    I feel like Dragoon has a fetish for putting himself in more pain than people would go through in 100 lifetimes

  • @res_ali
    @res_ali 9 місяців тому +18

    Dragoon really took the phrase "Let him cook" to heart

  • @ThreeScaredBros
    @ThreeScaredBros 9 місяців тому +11

    26:05 I havent felt this offput and uplifted since early tobuscus music

  • @kalackninja
    @kalackninja 7 місяців тому +6

    my guy i bought cookie clicker because of this video and after playing it you put so much creativity into this video its actually insane, good show mate

    • @Colin.Mitchell
      @Colin.Mitchell 5 місяців тому

      Where can I play it downloaded on IOS completely different game any info ?

    • @kalackninja
      @kalackninja 5 місяців тому

      @@Colin.Mitchell i got it off of steam

  • @someaddictedidiot2186
    @someaddictedidiot2186 9 місяців тому +8

    13:40 "The JavaScript console. Cookie Clicker is written in Java." Java and JavaScript are completely different programming languages!

  • @jamesmitchell5138
    @jamesmitchell5138 9 місяців тому +18

    10:46 Im going to point out here that you tried to divide by 0, had me confused for a few minutes though.

    • @jamesmitchell5138
      @jamesmitchell5138 9 місяців тому

      I never expected for Dragoon to see my comment, let alone react to it. From one Aussie to another, wow, never saw that coming.

  • @gerushka
    @gerushka 9 місяців тому +10

    bruh ik no one need that info but Vera is common slavic name, that also literally translates to "Believe" (meaning of that name as well), so its double fun

  • @reallegendgamer379
    @reallegendgamer379 3 місяці тому +2

    26:19 Morgan at this moment: finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!

  • @Ryxbar
    @Ryxbar 9 місяців тому +8

    Hey man, first time seeing one of your videos. Just wanted to say incredible video quality, storytelling, comedy, and overall flow; great job, man! Time to go speedrun your entire catalog of videos to see more of this fantastic stuff ^.^ very cool

  • @needagudusername7401
    @needagudusername7401 9 місяців тому +12

    That deskmat promo had the smoothest transition ever, and yes Dragoon I will buy your deskmat

    • @FasolaGuy
      @FasolaGuy 9 місяців тому

      Traitor! Sacrifice her. Why must you ask? Well ofcourse! She doesn't have sugar coated lady fingers!!111!11!!1 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • @treysabre2943
    @treysabre2943 9 місяців тому +5

    This is my favorite kind of humor/content. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.

  • @FirstNameBasis_
    @FirstNameBasis_ 8 місяців тому +3

    This was the best cookie clicker video ive ever seen.
    Not that ive seen many over the years but damn this really pulled me in. C:

  • @stormwarrior5362
    @stormwarrior5362 9 місяців тому +12

    Continuing the saga. Beating the ancient ones. Becoming an ascended.
    Cooking Cookie King.

  • @RyanRosales-tn8bu
    @RyanRosales-tn8bu 9 місяців тому +11

    This is the best merch ad I’ve ever seen

  • @daequanhendricks3406
    @daequanhendricks3406 9 місяців тому +4

    I always knew you were crazy but this video was 1. Insightful and 2. Proof that cookie clicker made you lose it

  • @refko_6947
    @refko_6947 8 місяців тому +11

    moment of history 3:40

  • @Ne_Ne_Vova_UA
    @Ne_Ne_Vova_UA 9 місяців тому +5

    22:05 you can also add the red cookie buff from grandmapocalypsis that gives you like x999 cookie production

  • @im_kas
    @im_kas 9 місяців тому +23

    Dragoon having merch is peak

  • @Gaming_Be_Like
    @Gaming_Be_Like 9 місяців тому +11

    Dragoon so we don't wait two years, read this. The fastest way to get sugar lumps is by doing the following: Grind out the garden seeds, and then sacrifice for 10 sugar lumps. This will lower the amount of time spend by sooo much, so please do this.

    • @hrn8935
      @hrn8935 9 місяців тому +1

      also use dragon's curve

  • @1pikapein
    @1pikapein 8 місяців тому +4

    Glad your channel is back man!

  • @FL04T-0
    @FL04T-0 9 місяців тому +18

    I already know that Dragoon was serious when he said "see you in two years". Can't wait for that video

  • @analyzers9335
    @analyzers9335 9 місяців тому +6

    Hi, I want to thank you sincerely for being one of the very few who put all their sound tracks in the description, even if they're played for very small lengths of time ! It really does make a difference.

  • @quintuplify05
    @quintuplify05 9 місяців тому +9

    3:01 The Deaf: 😊
    The Blind: 💀

  • @MashBurnabling
    @MashBurnabling 6 місяців тому +2

    “Sell a grandma” -Dragoon before being taken by the government

  • @UsherGT3
    @UsherGT3 9 місяців тому +15

    16:30 So that's why grandma's always have SEVERAL cats, they keep their allies close but enemies CLOSER.

  • @Tiger_5019
    @Tiger_5019 9 місяців тому +16

    3:35 bro woke up and decided to dox my house 😭

    • @Dragoon45
      @Dragoon45  9 місяців тому +10

      I know where you live... planet earth

    • @Tiger_5019
      @Tiger_5019 9 місяців тому

      🤯​ i am concerned about how you know this @@Dragoon45

    • @ImaJThatsGrass
      @ImaJThatsGrass 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Dragoon45nuh uh

  • @tobicontinuedd7575
    @tobicontinuedd7575 9 місяців тому +13

    "oooo what did Dragoon upload? COOKIE CLICKER, I GOTTA STOP ANYTHING WHAT IM DOING AND I HAVE TO WATCH THIS"

  • @Combat1029
    @Combat1029 7 місяців тому +3

    Dragoon is so funny:"Sugar lumps is like a cracked cocaine"

  • @NotPoisonVR
    @NotPoisonVR 9 місяців тому +4

    i’ve been struggling the past time and your videos help so much! thank you for making these awesome videos!

  • @yukiyamasaki3855
    @yukiyamasaki3855 9 місяців тому +20

    Teacher:If you understand the homework you should understand the test.
    The homework: 0:01
    The test: 0:06 , 0:07 ,and 0:08

  • @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555
    @sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555 9 місяців тому +11

    15:44 Looks kinda sus...

  • @AdityaPatil-uc4qy
    @AdityaPatil-uc4qy 8 місяців тому +2

    Maybe morgan is dragoon from another universe... he's trying to fool us from these past months

  • @josh-gu6zi
    @josh-gu6zi 9 місяців тому +11

    You cannot escape now.
    You're in too deep.

  • @jogo-md8jq
    @jogo-md8jq 9 місяців тому +5

    We have turned one cookie, into 2 math cookies. And all we had to do was divide by 0 to get there. A truly marvelous invention

    • @8bitglobe
      @8bitglobe 6 місяців тому

      Replace c with m (which isn’t incorrect since c = m) and then do the math.

  • @stevexin9975
    @stevexin9975 9 місяців тому +7

    Wait this video has no sponsor 8:43 CRACK COCAINE IM FLYINGGGG

  • @lindseycreed3186
    @lindseycreed3186 5 місяців тому +1

    Dragoon: *explains math* also dragoon: CLICK FASTER DOG

  • @im_kas
    @im_kas 9 місяців тому +37

    dragoon never fails to fill us up with his cookies

    • @KingEatsPants
      @KingEatsPants 9 місяців тому +7

      i get special treatment. he fills me up with more than just his cookies. 🤤🤤

    • @idiot2812
      @idiot2812 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@KingEatsPantsis it content?

    • @anandbleep2337
      @anandbleep2337 9 місяців тому +12

      @@KingEatsPantsgolden cookies?

    • @im_kas
      @im_kas 9 місяців тому +1

      @@KingEatsPants😧

    • @KingEatsPants
      @KingEatsPants 9 місяців тому +2

      @urmom he fills me up with milk. :)

  • @robbedacop9680
    @robbedacop9680 9 місяців тому +7

    Discovered this channel from here and honestly great content, you not meeting up to your own expectations when it comes to succeeding in these types of games -though you still do quite well- is also relatable to your audience's abilities. I do not meant to roast, your outcomes are what would be for the average person who hasn't lost it yet gave a shot at insane feats and thus, charming. Also tight af bars, you should make a (meme) song.

    • @thyfirekeeper
      @thyfirekeeper 9 місяців тому

      I see someone was born in may :)

  • @bog..
    @bog.. 9 місяців тому +5

    Ok so in the math portion at 10:40 when he says c^2 - m^2 is the same as (c-m)^2 its actually not the same bc (c-m)^2 is actually c^2-2cm+m^2 and the -2cm comes from the fact that you have to multiply (c-m) by it self and when you do that you dont just get c^2 - m^2 🤓🤓🤓

  • @randomgames097
    @randomgames097 2 місяці тому +1

    "fuck off and make me cookies" got me dying💀

  • @psbpsbp
    @psbpsbp 9 місяців тому +6

    10:20 bro is so powerful he can divide by 0

  • @Aphysical
    @Aphysical 9 місяців тому +8

    I have a birthday in may and I choose to stay asleep (don't wanna pay child support)

  • @mahlawn2808
    @mahlawn2808 7 місяців тому +3

    I want a full version of that song at the end

  • @gamingwiththomas8804
    @gamingwiththomas8804 6 місяців тому +2

    "To fuck off and let me bake cookies" caught me off guard so hard

  • @antlyroot
    @antlyroot 9 місяців тому +5

    BANGER SONG 25:26 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @goldenage6439
    @goldenage6439 9 місяців тому +5

    13:50 I smell someone who doesn't know the difference between Java and Javascript

    • @Jake_Gotthard
      @Jake_Gotthard 9 місяців тому +1

      JavaScript = moviescript
      Java = coffee mug with steam stuff on it, funni.

  • @RenTenLens
    @RenTenLens 9 місяців тому +16

    before dragoon used his domain expansion : Infinite vera, the cookie that is being clicked asked him "are you the cookie clicker because you click cookies, or do you click cookies because you're the cookie clicker."

    • @jay5432-l3z
      @jay5432-l3z 9 місяців тому +1

      “WITH THIS GOLD COOKIE, I SUMMON..!”

    • @caniluban
      @caniluban 9 місяців тому

      Nah, i'd bake

    • @00vidmaster00
      @00vidmaster00 9 місяців тому

      Hey dragoon I love your videos but the editing is subpar I Morgan’s cousin could do far better

    • @Gamer_Lizard_68
      @Gamer_Lizard_68 9 місяців тому

      “Morgan shrunk in fear after Dragoon used there domain expansion “UNLIMITED COOKIES”.Then Dragoon replied “Stand proud Morgan, you bought my deskmat”

  • @05-1leaderof05
    @05-1leaderof05 8 місяців тому +2

    Oh, thank God you’re back I thought you were gone forever

  • @shadowrobot77
    @shadowrobot77 9 місяців тому +4

    Real dragoon fan?
    Find all games referenced in the Dragoon deskmat

  • @kelwaish
    @kelwaish 5 місяців тому +2

    Absolute banger. 25:16

  • @scascspong5600
    @scascspong5600 9 місяців тому +9

    11:11 FUCK I DONT EXI... *gets deleted from this world*

  • @leeeshizzy4296
    @leeeshizzy4296 2 місяці тому +1

    is there a name for these kind of "narrative" videos? theyre awesome!

  • @notBluestone_0
    @notBluestone_0 9 місяців тому +6

    the fact that it starts off my baking cookies with your grandma to fighting cookie god in between universes with the help of a cookie dragon in the span of like 10 hours is crazy

  • @iykop7274
    @iykop7274 7 місяців тому +4

    Do you get PTSD every time you go to a bakery?

  • @krustykab8999
    @krustykab8999 5 місяців тому

    genuinely one of the most insane and enjoyable things i've watched on this platform. Thanks!