My greatest creation: epicdesk.shop/collections/dragoon Well it was made my talented artists, but I told them what to do, so I get the credit. The deskmat is only available for one month, then this masterpiece will dissappear forevor
first video I've watchd of yours, and i'm REALLY tired so i feel like i'm having a fever dream but this is amazing with the kingdom hearts OST and humour, plus editing. I'm subscribed, keep this effort up my guyyy 🔥 🔥
Unironically, watching you push ever further really inspires me. I just came back from a tough exam, and seeing one of your Cookie Clicker videos in my feed made me remember that, no matter the adversities, we can find a way to achieve our goals with enough perseverance (and a sprinkle of insanity)
@@pegasus4191a baker named dragoon even though his baking skills are good he still has a lot to learn to bake more but I believe that dragoon can bake the most
“He knows when your sleeping, he knows when your awake. He knows you haven’t drunk enough water.” As a kid who just got back from the hospital and is being forced to take in 8 - 9 liters a day now, I felt so much stress hearing that
thats what she said Edit: for some reason, the amount of likes this reply has is the total amount of likes that all of the other replies that say "damn, you beat me to it" have. This still stands up as of 52 likes.
Not trying to be a math dork and I know this is all a joke to explain cookie fractals, but (c-m)^2 would not equal m(c-m), it would equal c^2-2cm+m^2, which explain how cookies magically appeared. Honestly, this is on par for cookie clicker craziness though.
(c-m)^2 is c^2-2cm+m^2. that is true But (c-m)^2/(c-m) is the same as (c-m)^(2-1), which simplifies c-m the actual problem with the maths is that c-m=0, and you can't divide by 0
@@Dragoon45 sadly not true, c^2-m^2 actually written out is (c-m)•(c+m). The opposite sides makes it so when you distribute, that middle section cancels each other out so you are left with the two terms squared. It’s weird because theoretically signs shouldn’t matter but because of imaginary numbers that arise from negative numbers and squaring/square rooting, stuff like this happens.
Had to pause at 10:19 ish to follow along with the math. So so close, but so so wrong as well. But- it's funny what the actual outcome is. For those who are curious, (C^2) - (M^2) =/= (C - M)^2... What it actually comes out to is : (C^2) - (M^2) == (C - M)x(C + M). IF you continue with this, you actually get C == 0, instead of C == 2M, since the M's cancel out. Really enjoyed the video! Actually got me to finally buy the game, especially with the coding section! Thanks!!
I paused there like "wait. something isn't right" and then saw him slap the c^2-m^2=(c-m)^2 and had a stroke. thankfully the video is so good my whiplash vanished
You can just say that m and c is one, (c) and therefore it’s first c = c and then c^2 is equal to c^2 and then you minus c^2 from both sides leaving you with 0. What I did there was I replaced m with c which is not incorrect since c = m
Ya know I love when a series has to reexplain all of the past episodes, that definitely doesn’t make me wanna learn how to make aquatic toasters or learn some knot tying
Hi, I want to thank you sincerely for being one of the very few who put all their sound tracks in the description, even if they're played for very small lengths of time ! It really does make a difference.
my guy i bought cookie clicker because of this video and after playing it you put so much creativity into this video its actually insane, good show mate
Dragoon please rap more at this point not only do I want it, I NEED IT, MY SOUL NEEDS IT, EVERY FIBER OF MY BODY NEEDS IT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME FROM SELF DESTRUCTION
@@SephTunes I SHALL CRUSADE AGAINST HERETICS LIKE YOU AND WILL DESTROY THEM ALL AND YOU I WILL SAVE FOR LAST TO SEE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR A DARKER WORLD CRUMBLE LIKE THE SKIN OF VERA WHEN DRAGOON DESTROYS HER
bruh ik no one need that info but Vera is common slavic name, that also literally translates to "Believe" (meaning of that name as well), so its double fun
Don't know who are you, but you have *"Dragoon"* and in my recommendation, therefore it's a must to watch your video and sub xD I didn't know that Cookie Clicker has such a deep lore. Especially when you have a beef with the grandma. That's _adoughrable_ 🤣
Thank you for inspiring me to do all the achievements too. I have 87% and mostly just need building amounts/cookie amounts and lumps. I shall aid you in your perilous quest to defeat the wretched grandmatriarchs.
Dragoon so we don't wait two years, read this. The fastest way to get sugar lumps is by doing the following: Grind out the garden seeds, and then sacrifice for 10 sugar lumps. This will lower the amount of time spend by sooo much, so please do this.
Hi, I want to thank you sincerely for being one of the very few who put all their sound tracks in the description, even if they're played for very small lengths of time ! It really does make a difference.
Hey man, first time seeing one of your videos. Just wanted to say incredible video quality, storytelling, comedy, and overall flow; great job, man! Time to go speedrun your entire catalog of videos to see more of this fantastic stuff ^.^ very cool
For anyone curious the math at 10:45 is absolutely not correct. First C²-m² = (C-m)² is not universally true. It can be true in situations where both numbers are actaully the same number (like we have here) because then it's equal to 0 either way. In this case we'll let it slide, but because of that very fact a second issue arises of. You can't divide by C-m when C-m = 0 because you can't divide by zero. You can't have both of these issues together. Either the numbers are the same or they're not.
before dragoon used his domain expansion : Infinite vera, the cookie that is being clicked asked him "are you the cookie clicker because you click cookies, or do you click cookies because you're the cookie clicker."
I would never be even close to completing Cookie Clicker in one sitting like you, Dragoon. You are a legend at this game. Congratulations! You have gotten the award for longest time not touching grass! New world record!
Discovered this channel from here and honestly great content, you not meeting up to your own expectations when it comes to succeeding in these types of games -though you still do quite well- is also relatable to your audience's abilities. I do not meant to roast, your outcomes are what would be for the average person who hasn't lost it yet gave a shot at insane feats and thus, charming. Also tight af bars, you should make a (meme) song.
I found your channel 4 days ago. I decided to get cookie clicker because of your video. I now have 42 hours played on cookie clicker. I have a full time job and have had work the last 4 days. Thank you
Ok so in the math portion at 10:40 when he says c^2 - m^2 is the same as (c-m)^2 its actually not the same bc (c-m)^2 is actually c^2-2cm+m^2 and the -2cm comes from the fact that you have to multiply (c-m) by it self and when you do that you dont just get c^2 - m^2 🤓🤓🤓
I am so proud of you you took like years out of your life to do a clicker just for some of your fans 100% effort I can’t believe you actually get it good job!!!
the fact that it starts off my baking cookies with your grandma to fighting cookie god in between universes with the help of a cookie dragon in the span of like 10 hours is crazy
As the self declared most obsessed person in the world with cookie clicker: The mine is actually for digging up chocolate chip veins, not for tax evasion. That's what the banks are for.
My greatest creation: epicdesk.shop/collections/dragoon
Well it was made my talented artists, but I told them what to do, so I get the credit. The deskmat is only available for one month, then this masterpiece will dissappear forevor
Yes
Forevor
You should make a dragoon clicker game
Wow, this Dragoon45 guy got to see and comment on this 30 minutes before us...
I NEED THE DESK MATS
Part 8 of giving Dragoon money every Video until he has enough money so he can buy a plane ticket to Vatican City so he can steal the pope's hat
We are getting closer...
ah yes i love permanently borrowing the pope’s hat.
@@MrEggington2same
i can’t wait to see the pope bald
The lore its all coming together
oh hey, a recap episode, all we need now is a beach episode and this series can be legally classified as a anime
Oh no, please, I don't wanna see Vera in a swimsuit
so would that make it an Isekai?
Given the ammount of parallel worlds visited, it's the isekai of isekai's due to how many isekai's are occouring@@austinschwartz7424
Beach episode!!!
@@Typical_Slayer I do 🤤
dragoon having beef with a fictional grandma is the funniest shit
For real
@@FLXNANDOGAMINGno,for fake
u saw it urself she is real and she needs too duck off
@proter_goofin
No, FOR JERUSALEM!
@@snomcultist189 no, for the popes hat
first video I've watchd of yours, and i'm REALLY tired so i feel like i'm having a fever dream but this is amazing with the kingdom hearts OST and humour, plus editing. I'm subscribed, keep this effort up my guyyy 🔥 🔥
Fr tho!!!
Unironically, watching you push ever further really inspires me.
I just came back from a tough exam, and seeing one of your Cookie Clicker videos in my feed made me remember that, no matter the adversities, we can find a way to achieve our goals with enough perseverance (and a sprinkle of insanity)
Same
A sprinkle is generous
.@@Coocoocrazy3
I’m happy this UA-camr has achieved the best of the best
When the world needed him most, he said "Fuck off, Im baking Cookies."
Years later, me and my brother found the next cookie baker, Dragoon…
Found it😂
@@pegasus4191a baker named dragoon even though his baking skills are good he still has a lot to learn to bake more but I believe that dragoon can bake the most
99% of cookie clickers tend to quit before they win big
For the reald
That was me
@@zrice2L
True minor comment
“Win big”?
He has enough cookies to fill the sun I think that’s enough
"I don't have a sponsor this video"
The video:
he puts way too much effort into this, and there's no sponsor ?!?!?! 💀💀💀
I bet many psych wards would love to sponsor
Tbf this video itself is an ad
@@Manelneedsanameyeah bur he doesn't get extra pay for it
Since he is advertising a product he himself has so he isn't payed upfront
The sponsor is his desk pads guys
betterhelp?
@@MeLoNarXohe still gets the money frome the mousepad purchases?? wdym
As someone who has completed this game 100%, I can say that this video took a lot of time and effort to do. Huge shotout to this guy
dang how much cookies you at
@@Mediocre_Soup4 trevigintillion
I only play cookie clicker because the dev tools are funny
i will susbribe and tel my famly to if you post a vide of your achemets
@@Mediocre_Soup4 trevigintillion (4 followed by aproximately 69 zeros)
“He knows when your sleeping, he knows when your awake. He knows you haven’t drunk enough water.”
As a kid who just got back from the hospital and is being forced to take in 8 - 9 liters a day now, I felt so much stress hearing that
... i should probably drink some water
@@EXPeepikWHAAAAAA-
"It's just a clicker game"
The clicker game:
I tried a cursers only run and I gave up before the first 10k upgrade because it would've been like 20 minutes per 10k I got
Dragoon's the type of guy to learn Quantum Physics just to play a cookie game.
the grandma lore goes crazy
Crazy? I was crazy once…
They locked me in a room. A rubber room…
A rubber room with rats.
that’s crazy
@@Quicksilver_Quex and rats make me crazy
I actually am expecting the next part in 2 years
> javascript console
> "Cookie Clicker is written in Java"
that PHYSICALLY hurt
Yeah i thought that too xD
watching dragoon not knowing the difference between programming languages makes me hurt physically
Am I stupid? Cuz i don't get it.
@@KenKaneki2007-9 Java and javascript are two completely different languages.
@@kaiki-desu8193 so they have nothing in common?
You're in too deep.
thats what she said
Edit: for some reason, the amount of likes this reply has is the total amount of likes that all of the other replies that say "damn, you beat me to it" have. This still stands up as of 52 likes.
@@Ricilizi don't know what he expected from saying that😂
@@Ricilizdamn, you beat me to it
@@Ricilizdamn, you beat me to it
@@Riciliz damn, you beat me to it
And now, we wait 2 years, for the inevitable return of dragoon's cookie clicker frenzy, exept this time he'll have a certain amount of sugar lumps
I just discovered this channel and the style reminds me of old Tobuscus videos. It's actually uncanny how much they resemble one another in form.
😂😂😂😂
Dragoon, the DNA tests have returned, Vera isn't just a grandma... VERA IS YOUR GRANDMA!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Everything makes sense now
PLOT TWIST
du du duuuuu
51% Slavic blood
Not trying to be a math dork and I know this is all a joke to explain cookie fractals, but (c-m)^2 would not equal m(c-m), it would equal c^2-2cm+m^2, which explain how cookies magically appeared. Honestly, this is on par for cookie clicker craziness though.
(c-m)^2 is c^2-2cm+m^2. that is true
But (c-m)^2/(c-m) is the same as (c-m)^(2-1), which simplifies c-m
the actual problem with the maths is that c-m=0, and you can't divide by 0
wait, i may have messed up
yeah alright, youre right
But for some reason c^2-m^2 / c-m is still c-m
@@Dragoon45NERDS
@@Dragoon45 sadly not true, c^2-m^2 actually written out is (c-m)•(c+m). The opposite sides makes it so when you distribute, that middle section cancels each other out so you are left with the two terms squared. It’s weird because theoretically signs shouldn’t matter but because of imaginary numbers that arise from negative numbers and squaring/square rooting, stuff like this happens.
Had to pause at 10:19 ish to follow along with the math. So so close, but so so wrong as well. But- it's funny what the actual outcome is. For those who are curious, (C^2) - (M^2) =/= (C - M)^2... What it actually comes out to is : (C^2) - (M^2) == (C - M)x(C + M). IF you continue with this, you actually get C == 0, instead of C == 2M, since the M's cancel out. Really enjoyed the video! Actually got me to finally buy the game, especially with the coding section! Thanks!!
I was looking to see if anyone else spotted that, yeah. Also you can get ≠ by doing alt(or option) and =
And also you can't divide by C-M, cuz C-M=0
I paused there like "wait. something isn't right" and then saw him slap the c^2-m^2=(c-m)^2 and had a stroke. thankfully the video is so good my whiplash vanished
You can just say that m and c is one, (c) and therefore it’s first c = c and then c^2 is equal to c^2 and then you minus c^2 from both sides leaving you with 0. What I did there was I replaced m with c which is not incorrect since c = m
I have currently paused the video right at the math section to look for people who understood that the math done is actually wrong lol
Ya know I love when a series has to reexplain all of the past episodes, that definitely doesn’t make me wanna learn how to make aquatic toasters or learn some knot tying
Hi, I want to thank you sincerely for being one of the very few who put all their sound tracks in the description, even if they're played for very small lengths of time ! It really does make a difference.
Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.
Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked
himself in his room. His gaming room. From
there baking cookies made him crazy.
Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked
himself in his room. His gaming room. From
there baking cookies made him crazy.
Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked
himself in his room. His gaming room. From
there baking cookies made him crazy.
Crazy? Dragoon was Crazy once! He locked
himself in his room. His gaming room. From
there baking cookies made him crazy.
Crazy? Dragoon was crazy once! He locked himself in his room. His gaming room. From there baking cookies made him crazy.
26:19 Morgan at this moment: finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!
10:32 fun fact this step is invalid because c-m=0 and you cannot divide by 0
the oldest trick in the book to make 2 = 1 possible
Besides, c²-m² is not (c-m)², rather (c-m)(c+m)
@@kimikimar383c²-m²=(c-m)² if c=m=0 but yeah.
>Goes to a discord about a game.
>You play the game wrong.
Fellas, is it wrong to click a cookie?
No, fellas. It is not wrong to click a 🍪
Are people actually like that on there?
i mean its suboptimal and he spreads misinfo
like 99% of the reddit is pretty braindead for a similar reason
@@corporatecapitalismthe thing is he could be playing the game so much more optimally, we expect more from the face of our community
@@corporatecapitalism he isn't good at the game, especially for someone who is legit the face of cookie clicker
"Fuck off and let me bake cookies" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🔥🔥
the funniest part in the video
@@minecraft_plushieaxoltol fr💀
a heartfelt message ❤❤❤
LOL
bro just went up to 11 with that quote
the song at the end was genuinely beautiful. this serie is a masterpiece
This was the best cookie clicker video ive ever seen.
Not that ive seen many over the years but damn this really pulled me in. C:
The entire video was an ad for a deskmat
That deskmat looks amazing
damn this video is acctually insane. love when content creators go the extra mile to make something sick.
Nice, Genevieve Ladi, the true protagonist, hasnt been forgotten
my guy i bought cookie clicker because of this video and after playing it you put so much creativity into this video its actually insane, good show mate
Where can I play it downloaded on IOS completely different game any info ?
@@Colin.Mitchell i got it off of steam
only dragoon could basically make a summary of his last 4 videos that i already watched and still make me watch till the end
Dragoon please rap more at this point not only do I want it, I NEED IT, MY SOUL NEEDS IT, EVERY FIBER OF MY BODY NEEDS IT, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE ME FROM SELF DESTRUCTION
I hope he stops rapping forever, I skip those parts immediately.
@@SephTunes I SHALL CRUSADE AGAINST HERETICS LIKE YOU AND WILL DESTROY THEM ALL AND YOU I WILL SAVE FOR LAST TO SEE YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS FOR A DARKER WORLD CRUMBLE LIKE THE SKIN OF VERA WHEN DRAGOON DESTROYS HER
You are forbidden from buying his deskmat@@SephTunes
I like how he constantly replays the same games but he makes up a new plot every time
Cookie clicker is a bit more complicated than I remember
I feel like Dragoon has a fetish for putting himself in more pain than people would go through in 100 lifetimes
Dragoon really took the phrase "Let him cook" to heart
this entire video is just how conversation flows with that one friend tbh
Glad your channel is back man!
I love his awful maths class at the 10 minute mark. If you need help dragoon, hit up your local asylum. I am not qualified for that
bruh ik no one need that info but Vera is common slavic name, that also literally translates to "Believe" (meaning of that name as well), so its double fun
I already know that Dragoon was serious when he said "see you in two years". Can't wait for that video
Don't know who are you, but you have *"Dragoon"* and in my recommendation, therefore it's a must to watch your video and sub xD
I didn't know that Cookie Clicker has such a deep lore. Especially when you have a beef with the grandma. That's _adoughrable_ 🤣
Thank you for inspiring me to do all the achievements too. I have 87% and mostly just need building amounts/cookie amounts and lumps. I shall aid you in your perilous quest to defeat the wretched grandmatriarchs.
26:05 I havent felt this offput and uplifted since early tobuscus music
3:01 The Deaf: 😊
The Blind: 💀
25:17 Why is this SO FREAKING GOOD?!
Continuing the saga. Beating the ancient ones. Becoming an ascended.
Cooking Cookie King.
This is my favorite kind of humor/content. Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
That deskmat promo had the smoothest transition ever, and yes Dragoon I will buy your deskmat
Traitor! Sacrifice her. Why must you ask? Well ofcourse! She doesn't have sugar coated lady fingers!!111!11!!1 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
never would i have ever expected this game to have this much lore holy
I always knew you were crazy but this video was 1. Insightful and 2. Proof that cookie clicker made you lose it
16:30 So that's why grandma's always have SEVERAL cats, they keep their allies close but enemies CLOSER.
Dragoon so we don't wait two years, read this. The fastest way to get sugar lumps is by doing the following: Grind out the garden seeds, and then sacrifice for 10 sugar lumps. This will lower the amount of time spend by sooo much, so please do this.
also use dragon's curve
“Sell a grandma” -Dragoon before being taken by the government
Hi, I want to thank you sincerely for being one of the very few who put all their sound tracks in the description, even if they're played for very small lengths of time ! It really does make a difference.
13:40 "The JavaScript console. Cookie Clicker is written in Java." Java and JavaScript are completely different programming languages!
Hey man, first time seeing one of your videos. Just wanted to say incredible video quality, storytelling, comedy, and overall flow; great job, man! Time to go speedrun your entire catalog of videos to see more of this fantastic stuff ^.^ very cool
Dragoon: *explains math* also dragoon: CLICK FASTER DOG
Dragoon having merch is peak
This is the best merch ad I’ve ever seen
Teacher:If you understand the homework you should understand the test.
The homework: 0:01
The test: 0:06 , 0:07 ,and 0:08
Exactly
Oh, thank God you’re back I thought you were gone forever
10:46 Im going to point out here that you tried to divide by 0, had me confused for a few minutes though.
I never expected for Dragoon to see my comment, let alone react to it. From one Aussie to another, wow, never saw that coming.
We have turned one cookie, into 2 math cookies. And all we had to do was divide by 0 to get there. A truly marvelous invention
Replace c with m (which isn’t incorrect since c = m) and then do the math.
6:33… if I’m Subscribed… does that cancel out the other two?
Maybe morgan is dragoon from another universe... he's trying to fool us from these past months
"oooo what did Dragoon upload? COOKIE CLICKER, I GOTTA STOP ANYTHING WHAT IM DOING AND I HAVE TO WATCH THIS"
i’ve been struggling the past time and your videos help so much! thank you for making these awesome videos!
22:05 you can also add the red cookie buff from grandmapocalypsis that gives you like x999 cookie production
For anyone curious the math at 10:45 is absolutely not correct.
First C²-m² = (C-m)² is not universally true. It can be true in situations where both numbers are actaully the same number (like we have here) because then it's equal to 0 either way. In this case we'll let it slide, but because of that very fact a second issue arises of.
You can't divide by C-m when C-m = 0 because you can't divide by zero.
You can't have both of these issues together. Either the numbers are the same or they're not.
You must be fun at parties
God damn
I just stop the video to find this comment lmao, dividing both sides by c-m is absolutely not permitted since they're equal to each other.
@@grantwilliams2571 definitely more than you.
I just realized c=2m kinda implies that 1=2 since c=m lol.
3:35 bro woke up and decided to dox my house 😭
I know where you live... planet earth
🤯 i am concerned about how you know this @@Dragoon45
@@Dragoon45nuh uh
dragoon never fails to fill us up with his cookies
i get special treatment. he fills me up with more than just his cookies. 🤤🤤
@@KingEatsPantsis it content?
@@KingEatsPantsgolden cookies?
@@KingEatsPants😧
@urmom he fills me up with milk. :)
You cannot escape now.
You're in too deep.
"To fuck off and let me bake cookies" caught me off guard so hard
before dragoon used his domain expansion : Infinite vera, the cookie that is being clicked asked him "are you the cookie clicker because you click cookies, or do you click cookies because you're the cookie clicker."
“WITH THIS GOLD COOKIE, I SUMMON..!”
Nah, i'd bake
Hey dragoon I love your videos but the editing is subpar I Morgan’s cousin could do far better
“Morgan shrunk in fear after Dragoon used there domain expansion “UNLIMITED COOKIES”.Then Dragoon replied “Stand proud Morgan, you bought my deskmat”
The cycle never ends
Well it does but it lasts quite a while
Out of the vid but what is the book in 25:48
I would never be even close to completing Cookie Clicker in one sitting like you, Dragoon. You are a legend at this game. Congratulations! You have gotten the award for longest time not touching grass! New world record!
Discovered this channel from here and honestly great content, you not meeting up to your own expectations when it comes to succeeding in these types of games -though you still do quite well- is also relatable to your audience's abilities. I do not meant to roast, your outcomes are what would be for the average person who hasn't lost it yet gave a shot at insane feats and thus, charming. Also tight af bars, you should make a (meme) song.
I see someone was born in may :)
10:20 bro is so powerful he can divide by 0
Real dragoon fan?
Find all games referenced in the Dragoon deskmat
I found your channel 4 days ago. I decided to get cookie clicker because of your video. I now have 42 hours played on cookie clicker. I have a full time job and have had work the last 4 days. Thank you
I have a birthday in may and I choose to stay asleep (don't wanna pay child support)
so reasomable
Hi Dragoon
Ok so in the math portion at 10:40 when he says c^2 - m^2 is the same as (c-m)^2 its actually not the same bc (c-m)^2 is actually c^2-2cm+m^2 and the -2cm comes from the fact that you have to multiply (c-m) by it self and when you do that you dont just get c^2 - m^2 🤓🤓🤓
Am I schizophrenic or was he wearing a dragoon hoodie at 8:20 ? (Merch?)
It was dragoon merch, and there is a dragoon merch for a long time now
I am so proud of you you took like years out of your life to do a clicker just for some of your fans 100% effort I can’t believe you actually get it good job!!!
the fact that it starts off my baking cookies with your grandma to fighting cookie god in between universes with the help of a cookie dragon in the span of like 10 hours is crazy
Dragoon is so funny:"Sugar lumps is like a cracked cocaine"
I absolutely love how the dive into this insane game has evolved into a full on music video and half a year has past
I have come to tell you that there is an achievement (at least on browser cookie clicker) for being on one ascension for a year.
15:44 Looks kinda sus...
among us
13:50 I smell someone who doesn't know the difference between Java and Javascript
JavaScript = moviescript
Java = coffee mug with steam stuff on it, funni.
BANGER SONG 25:26 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
As the self declared most obsessed person in the world with cookie clicker:
The mine is actually for digging up chocolate chip veins, not for tax evasion. That's what the banks are for.