Dale Gribble Evading County Building Regulations

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  • @ethanwagner6418
    @ethanwagner6418 4 роки тому +10362

    I love how the wreckage stayed within the confines of his property.

    • @artiefufkin88
      @artiefufkin88 4 роки тому +400

      Just like 9/11!

    • @jamesshillinglaw6884
      @jamesshillinglaw6884 4 роки тому +110

      It's my lawn.

    • @bobross9016
      @bobross9016 4 роки тому +58

      @@artiefufkin88 dam you beat me to the punch

    • @ashleycornett6812
      @ashleycornett6812 4 роки тому +263

      @@artiefufkin88 Yeah that's literally how modern architecture works. Modern skyscrapers are designed to collapse within their own footprint to minmize the risk of damage to other property or people

    • @YlowX7
      @YlowX7 4 роки тому +4

      666th like

  • @gabesolomon4887
    @gabesolomon4887 4 роки тому +11341

    When you got an A in political science but an F in actual science.

    • @goldengod5915
      @goldengod5915 4 роки тому +451

      Hate to be that guy to bring politics up, but when I was a freshman in college in mid October, 2016, a political scientist came in to give a presentation on why it was going to be "scientifically impossible for Trump to be elected as president." Now, I'm not exactly a conservative man. I'm not a pussy, bleeding heart liberal either, but when that guy had the gall to come in and spew all that bullshit, a lot more of me wanted to see Trump win.

    • @RenegadeRoach
      @RenegadeRoach 4 роки тому +403

      They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics

    • @kaibean8046
      @kaibean8046 4 роки тому +62

      @@RenegadeRoach Is your real name Dr. Fantastic?

    • @mookiestewart3776
      @mookiestewart3776 4 роки тому +99

      @@goldengod5915 political scientists aren’t actual scientists thanks for the update lol. However no real scientist would vote for Trump anyway so.....yeah

    • @dragonknightleader1
      @dragonknightleader1 4 роки тому +70

      @@Qwsgwx Scientists use the scientific method. Social "sciences" don't.

  • @gavinriley1636
    @gavinriley1636 4 роки тому +8183

    I swear to god this exactly how I got my fence, my second shed, and my pool.
    The fence had to surround the whole property to be called a fence (by our ordinance) so I attached the fence to my house, fence only surrounds 80% of the property. Pools weren’t allowed, but “ fish ponds” were fair game. And I didn’t build a shed, I built a barn.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 4 роки тому +1348

      Government 0, Gavin 1

    • @RoadLessMarveled
      @RoadLessMarveled 4 роки тому +1182

      @@oz_jones Government 0, Gavin 3

    • @Foxingg
      @Foxingg 4 роки тому +1352

      @@RoadLessMarveled This sounds less like government, and more like HOA nonsense. The government itself, for all their bullshit, only cares that you don't do like Dale and build a watchtower that will squish your neighbor's house the second a light breeze comes in. The HOA on the other hand will come at you with a knife if you paint your fence a shade of blue they've decided is slightly too dark. Still, good on Gavin.

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 4 роки тому +142

      Are there any fish in your fish pond? Why are barns allowed but smaller sheds are not allowed?

    • @Seth9809
      @Seth9809 4 роки тому +470

      @@Foxingg God protect you from Boomers with nothing to do, but fight over petty bullshit about what colors houses should be.
      My grandpa used to be on a board, and people fight over the dumbest stuff, or get on the board just to get something approved for their house.

  • @LloydLynx
    @LloydLynx 4 роки тому +9253

    The law stopped Dale from building safely and thus caused the structure to collapse. Damn government.

    • @FatCatCooper
      @FatCatCooper 4 роки тому +67

      @Nick Fomula shut the fuck up

    • @trer24
      @trer24 4 роки тому +332

      @Nick Fomula government is far too slow and stupid to be proactive about taking away anything. The reason why there is regulation is because someone did something that hurt someone else and now you have to tell everyone else not to do that thing anymore.

    • @conversationtosaurusrex
      @conversationtosaurusrex 4 роки тому +109

      @Nick Fomula The fact that you really think that is the most asinine idiotic thing I've seen all week, no point of your sense less rambling you had, can be considered a coherent response.

    •  4 роки тому +16

      @Nick Fomula Go ahead and do it then
      You guys are just as far left as them. You're all talk. If you really were conservative you'd have done it already

    • @stonefree7973
      @stonefree7973 4 роки тому +49

      @Nick Fomula Get off of UA-cam, Dale.

  • @minewheaties5029
    @minewheaties5029 Рік тому +654

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. Thanks for giving Dale the nutty, lovable life we knew him as.

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows Рік тому +22

      The government finally got 'em! A sad time to be alive.

    • @ryelor123
      @ryelor123 Рік тому +13

      "cause of death is unknown" Translation: probably suicide.

    • @conrradotorres4653
      @conrradotorres4653 Рік тому +4

      ​@ryelor123 Heart attack because of heat stroke.

    • @KAIIRU.
      @KAIIRU. Рік тому +7

      WTF so many famous people dying these past few months. What is happening?

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos Рік тому +3

      ​@@ryelor123How do you figure?

  • @btbf34
    @btbf34 4 роки тому +4535

    The last refusal was “with extreme prejudice”

    • @mrjudge6167
      @mrjudge6167 4 роки тому +87

      Translation its never happening. Take a hint lol.

    • @METALMAN4Wii
      @METALMAN4Wii 4 роки тому +18

      No Say!

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 4 роки тому +28

      Why do you think he needed the guard tower.

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 4 роки тому +8

      Translation: Bruh, just go the hell away, we're sick of you

    • @BlackRose85789
      @BlackRose85789 4 роки тому +8

      Now it will be lethal prejudice lol.

  • @nickmontalbano9573
    @nickmontalbano9573 4 роки тому +8031

    As a dude who works in city government, you’d all be shocked to know just how often shit like this actually happens.

    • @nicynodle2
      @nicynodle2 4 роки тому +1597

      As a guy who works in construction, you'd be surprised how much more never reaches the government

    • @nickmontalbano9573
      @nickmontalbano9573 3 роки тому +312

      @@nicynodle2 it’s true, but we’ll get them..we always get them

    • @nickmontalbano9573
      @nickmontalbano9573 3 роки тому +432

      @dusty bowman okay? You seem to not understand the concept of public health and safety. Idk if you watched the clip but his project fell over, and if it were not a cartoon, someone could’ve been killed. Now I’m all for teaching the public building code, it’s part of my job, but being a sneaky asshole and deliberately skirting around the law is unacceptable. And that sneaky shit is what I’m talking about, residents and professionals both do it and at that point I could give a shit about teaching people.
      Dale knew the law, and went around it purposely. I’m not going to act like that is a moment for learning.

    • @yourimpossibletoisgn
      @yourimpossibletoisgn 3 роки тому +279

      @@nickmontalbano9573 I think the idea here is instead of 'rejecting the 40 foot tower' so Dale skirts the law in a hazardous manner instead allow Dale to build his tower with government assistive oversight. Assumably if a 39foot tall tower was acceptable by the inspector then a 40foot tower following tolerances and a proper driven foundation would of been safer and better for everyone involved.

    • @nickmontalbano9573
      @nickmontalbano9573 3 роки тому +161

      @@yourimpossibletoisgn no you’d be right in assuming that, but at the same time no fucking way in hell would that tower be legal or permitted…there’s no way it would even get city or country approval, let alone community approval assuming an HOA. It violates countless laws, not even getting into code violations. The Inspector would’ve had him rip it down in any circumstance, and frankly where I work, it’d be a 5k fine for negligence and reckless endangerment. Even with oversight this project would’ve never saw the light of day.

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 4 роки тому +1000

    Inspector: Never mind the county law, you're about to get slapped hard by the laws of physics.

  • @TinnitusTuning
    @TinnitusTuning 4 роки тому +1883

    “He wept because there were no more worlds to conquer ~ Dale

    • @lucianfrostbane
      @lucianfrostbane 4 роки тому +14

      @Gabriel Collalto its about him, not said by him

    • @carlscarl263
      @carlscarl263 4 роки тому +2

      @Rock Golem I could see how he may say "no more world's to conquer" as india was the greatest and the last. Even if he didn't beat them. Alas I know nothing!!

    • @anthonychilders9549
      @anthonychilders9549 4 роки тому +5

      Then he wept again because his lands had been conquered already.

    • @TinnitusTuning
      @TinnitusTuning 4 роки тому +2

      Guacamole

    • @truthseeker7754
      @truthseeker7754 4 роки тому +1

      Mmm kind of lol

  • @paweldziurawiec1078
    @paweldziurawiec1078 4 роки тому +2056

    Dale Gribble: *builds guard tower in backyard*
    Also Dale Gribble: *still can't see wife is cheating on him*

    • @SlyDante
      @SlyDante 4 роки тому +82

      To be fair, this episode was made well after Nancy stopped cheating on Dale in Season 4 & fell in love with him again.

    • @SlyDante
      @SlyDante 4 роки тому +28

      @alexiapup Nah, that was just the beginning of Season 3 with "Peggy's Headache." The conclusion was late in Season 4 with "Nancy's Boys" where Dale & Nancy wind up on a double date with Hank & Peggy, & it rekindles things.

    • @theangrymick9743
      @theangrymick9743 4 роки тому +14

      Damn Redcorn.

    • @XellosMetallium
      @XellosMetallium 4 роки тому +14

      @@theangrymick9743
      Can’t blame a minority for falling for a white Texas woman 🤣

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill 4 роки тому +3

      Ol' John No-Scorin' Redcorn loses again

  • @jeffwang6460
    @jeffwang6460 4 роки тому +1326

    Dale seems like the kind of person who would say "I'm not driving, I'm travelling"

    • @zenmastermtl
      @zenmastermtl 2 роки тому +65

      Those people baffle me. They keep repeating the same so called loopholes even though they NEVER work. Like if one of these hairbrained ideas actually worked on occasion, fine, but they never do.

    • @Dragonian05
      @Dragonian05 2 роки тому +17

      Honestly, I could also see those kinds of people becoming antagonists in the show if it was still ongoing. Especially if Bobby was in the middle of getting a license. (I’m assuming they would actually age the characters instead of keeping them in a perpetual age loop.)

    • @charonib
      @charonib Рік тому +43

      There was an episode where he was in court and tried to say that the gold fringes on the US flag made it an admiralty court and thus not having jurisdiction.

    • @HybridPhoenix08
      @HybridPhoenix08 Рік тому +18

      @@zenmastermtl I think it's probably 10% successful, 30% wind up arrested BECAUSE of it, and 60% give up and comply. They're narcissists who have chosen a "rules for thee, not for me" approach to society, and they've usually convinced themselves that they're the smartest person in the room.

    • @GoredonTheDestroyer
      @GoredonTheDestroyer Рік тому +7

      @@charonib I was gonna say I was sure there was an episode where he pretty much _was_ one of those clowns.

  • @animegx45
    @animegx45 4 роки тому +1582

    Okay, if a twig like Dale could push that down, you know it's not safe.

    • @frankvalentich5410
      @frankvalentich5410 4 роки тому +75

      I read twig as twink for a second there, jesus

    • @JediMaster362
      @JediMaster362 4 роки тому +39

      "It was a controlled demolition! Dale was nowhere near the tower!"
      Hank Hill: "Are ya high? This dang clip clearly demonstrates that the man IS responsible for the destruction of the tower."

    • @MarcoStrange
      @MarcoStrange 4 роки тому +17

      Makes you wonder how it survived a light breeze before that.

    • @tony420121
      @tony420121 4 роки тому +2

      Are calling Dale a twigboy?

    • @Hiro-li8cf
      @Hiro-li8cf 4 роки тому +11

      if a twig like Dale pushed it over just from leaning on it......how the hell did he get ontop of it to begin with without it falling over?

  • @nicholasschrader7179
    @nicholasschrader7179 4 роки тому +1222

    Kahn was just jealous he didn't get a tier in the tower of power.

    • @TheCommenterDragon
      @TheCommenterDragon 3 роки тому +24

      Well this isn't exactly the first time Kahn tried to interfere with something that one of Hank's friends were doing, i mean there is episode where Bill had a giant American flag hungup in his yard, and Kahn found the flag to be an annoyance so Kahn attempted to take the flag down but Bill scared him off.

    • @techguy943
      @techguy943 3 роки тому +25

      @@TheCommenterDragon Kahn didn’t even ask or demand Bill to take his flag down
      He just went on to Bill’s property and tried to take it down himself and Bill went all George Brett on Kahn
      Kahn was late for work because of Bill’s flag due to the illusion that it was still dark outside

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому

      @@techguy943 George Brett?

    • @shoukatsukai
      @shoukatsukai 11 місяців тому

      ​​@@ianfinrir8724 Search up George Brett Pine Tar Incident and you'll understand

    • @monkeycat48
      @monkeycat48 3 місяці тому +4

      @@techguy943 ironically enough if I was gone, I would’ve never gone that far to literally go onto a property and just take a flag down. Considering where he comes from now we know he’s not Vietnamese, but he is Laotian considering that the country of Laos was actually in a Civil War during the Vietnam war. and the communist aka the Pathot Lao won the war in his own country being extremely an American along with even going as far to be allies to North Vietnam and Viet Cong. Yeah, really says a lot. You don’t ever take a flag down. America was also conducting operations in that country, especially during the Vietnam War. It was another loss right there when you have somebody from a nation that was your enemy taking your American flag down that is actually pretty personal

  • @Suspsy
    @Suspsy Рік тому +1070

    Kahn inadvertently saved Dale’s life. If he hadn’t called in that inspector when he did, the tower probably would have collapsed while Dale was on top of it.

    • @totalmiroku89
      @totalmiroku89 Рік тому +34

      I was expecting it to collapse when they rode up and down the chair

    • @madbr3991
      @madbr3991 Рік тому +21

      We have seen dale survive a lot

    • @SS-yj2le
      @SS-yj2le Рік тому +21

      Kahn probably regretted it afterwards.

    • @TheCommenterDragon
      @TheCommenterDragon Рік тому +38

      While that may be true, This episode was further proof that Kahn doesn't know how to mind his own business.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 місяці тому +12

      @@TheCommenterDragon There's a realistic chance that could've killed somebody besides Dale plus if anything the guard tower just enabled Dale to not mind his business

  • @TheCoolDragon100
    @TheCoolDragon100 Рік тому +79

    “You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.”

  • @MrKuma2094
    @MrKuma2094 4 роки тому +2903

    Driving steel anchors 12 to 15 feet down and welding them to the structure would have stopped the tip over.

    • @murray9807
      @murray9807 4 роки тому +303

      Wouldn't that be a foundation?

    • @MrKuma2094
      @MrKuma2094 4 роки тому +894

      Nope. A foundation is poured concrete, a weight. Driving metal anchors into the ground to counteract sway is not a foundation. Not only that but you can get anchors that are spiral, increasing their hold in the ground.

    • @sl600rt
      @sl600rt 4 роки тому +588

      @@MrKuma2094 it would be a piling foundation. If permanently attached.
      What he needed to do was use guide wires staked to the ground and lots of ballast on the bottom level.

    • @JJ-xw8sv
      @JJ-xw8sv 4 роки тому +255

      @@MrKuma2094 Half-true, but a foundation is just the lowest load-bearing part of a building. It can be concrete, stone, wood, metal, or any other material as long as it resists gravity, wind, seismic loads and prevents sinking, uplift, racking, and/or sliding. Concrete is the common method to do that for many reasons, but it's not the only way and in some cases it isn't even the best way.

    • @jodomo4279
      @jodomo4279 4 роки тому +94

      @@MrKuma2094 Depends on the type of anchor you use. Helical piles would make it a deep foundation, which wouldn't save you from inspections.

  • @MrBda241
    @MrBda241 2 роки тому +175

    The delivery man sounded so confused, like he can't believe he's delivering such an odd and specific order in a small community.

    • @superfamilyallosauridae6505
      @superfamilyallosauridae6505 3 місяці тому +16

      you would be shocked what gets delivered where in what quantities.
      there's lots of totally random bakeries that get tens of pallets of flour daily... in the middle of residential neighborhoods. Semi trucks have to come deliver that stuff. It's really funny.
      Local delivery with semi trucks has a whole lot of tomfoolery

  • @Warriorbob-im5py
    @Warriorbob-im5py 4 роки тому +783

    I need a spin off of dale going through 2020. There’s so much golden material right now that I bet his old radio show could go on for years.

    • @cultofthevoid5677
      @cultofthevoid5677 4 роки тому +33

      I feel like Dale would be into the Q-anon stuff. Possibly flat earth as well.

    • @ghostkid252
      @ghostkid252 4 роки тому +12

      @@cultofthevoid5677 Eh, Dale seems less maliciously dangerous than those Q anon/MAGA freaks

    • @_Andrew2002
      @_Andrew2002 4 роки тому +48

      @@cultofthevoid5677 Dale wasn't a flat earther in the original series, why would 2020 change anything and make him a flat earther?

    • @brentsta
      @brentsta 4 роки тому +33

      @@ghostkid252 explain how a group against human trafficking is malicious, lib

    • @CLMURD
      @CLMURD 4 роки тому +7

      @@brentsta There's is so much wrong with Q anon. All of the Deep State, all of the Trump being a savior, and all of the other wild conspiracy theories are so far out there it's not even plausible. Although, i will admit, i do believe that there are pedophiles in the higher up rankings. Just look at the man who spent a lot of time with Jeffery Epstein👀

  • @Eltrio2
    @Eltrio2 4 роки тому +1082

    Kahn may have just saved Dale's life. Let that sink in.

    • @Eltrio2
      @Eltrio2 4 роки тому +42

      @Lord Robert Lee of Dixie
      😑Really dude? Really? That's what you're opening with? Don't even have the courtesy to be inventive?
      [sigh] Okay then, out of pity and boredom, how pray tell is this scene a, and I quote verbatim, _"bullshit pro-government scene written by dirty leftist writers."_

    • @Eltrio2
      @Eltrio2 4 роки тому +52

      @Lord Robert Lee of Dixie Ya know, there was a time in my life where I'd just rip into a guy like you over a comment like this, but that time has long since passed.
      If you feel the urge to endanger yourself to prove a point, then go for it champ. Just try to not hurt any innocent bystanders and be sure to get the resulting disaster on camera. 👍

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 4 роки тому +12

      @Lord Robert Lee of Dixie Sometimes you need to calm down, an equaly reasonable intepritation (and knowing that the actual koth writers are the closest thing to conservative you get in media actualy quite plausible), is that the governments obscure regulations are responsible for the structures colapse due to banning the construction of foundations.

    • @EvatronX
      @EvatronX 4 роки тому +36

      @Lord Robert Lee of Dixie hold on now, propaganda? forget the writers for a second but are you a complete imbecile?

    • @johnsturm9344
      @johnsturm9344 4 роки тому +14

      ​@Lord Robert Lee of Dixie How is this content deceiving? Do you think if you built this tower exactly like Dale did here you'd have a different result? I think your reading way too much into this scene. The only thing I get from this scene is that Dale is a moron. Pretty much every functioning society on earth has these kind of regulations on building one way or the other. Even the code of Hammurabi mentions them in a way. I'm paraphrasing here but it goes something along the lines of builders will be fined/put to death if their shoddy work causes injury or death.

  • @GdoubleWB
    @GdoubleWB Рік тому +1246

    Dale is actually practising something pretty clever called “malicious compliance,” where you stay just within the confines of the law to the point where your actions are clearly in protest of it, but you can’t be punished because it’s technically not a breach.
    It might’ve worked if the person doing it wasn’t Dale.

    • @zachbrenner9959
      @zachbrenner9959 Рік тому +154

      Plenty of amateur radio operators have down away with it. Like the one guy that got denied a 40' antenna tower because it "wasn't an engineered structure" so he put up a 160" antenna tower signed off by a structural engineer

    • @pinarppanrapir9489
      @pinarppanrapir9489 Рік тому +33

      @@zachbrenner9959 Now that's a power move

    • @dakotastein9499
      @dakotastein9499 Рік тому +4

      reminds me of the song "not illegal"

    • @atlasthehatless3624
      @atlasthehatless3624 11 місяців тому +10

      Why I own a Mossberg shockwave it's a legal sawed off shotgun but in the thin lines of the law not a shotgun fuk the ATF

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 3 місяці тому +5

      Might have worked if he knew what he was doing.

  • @mrjudge6167
    @mrjudge6167 4 роки тому +732

    "I've defied the government and yet I can not be punished for it".
    Government: *yeah about that*

    • @AhrkFinTey
      @AhrkFinTey 4 роки тому +24

      I fought the law and the law won

    • @sakunysz
      @sakunysz 4 роки тому +38

      @@AhrkFinTey The laws of physics, that is.

    • @TheAttacker732
      @TheAttacker732 4 роки тому +24

      Government: Sure, it's *technically* legal (you jackass), but Isaac Newton has words for you.

    • @slu77y
      @slu77y 4 роки тому +9

      government: well just make a law to make it against the law

    • @tomobourn7780
      @tomobourn7780 4 роки тому +2

      Lol people who don’t wear masks

  • @Maw0
    @Maw0 4 роки тому +310

    The best part about the show is the realistic comedy just coming out with the flow, and not needing to force the jokes.

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill 4 роки тому +34

      That's what I loved about the show, it was real. It had scenarios that are possible, the jokes were good and non-repetitive, it didn't cram some message or viewpoint down your throat, and it never overstayed it's welcome. It's perfect.

    • @Avenger85438
      @Avenger85438 2 роки тому +3

      @@HankThePimpHill Well the entire punchline of the joke is "Don't try to built a structure without a foundation" so you can't say its _without_ a message.
      Its just one idiots online haven't been trying to get people to negatively associate with the word in the last decade.

    • @Avenger85438
      @Avenger85438 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, Seth McFarlene's shows have become really guilty of. They even try to force the realism too.

    • @Maw0
      @Maw0 2 роки тому

      @@Avenger85438 Yeah, but I heard he doesn't really write for those shows anymore.

    • @HankThePimpHill
      @HankThePimpHill 2 роки тому +2

      @@Avenger85438 To be fair, I didn't mean it was without a message, I just said that it wasn't crammed down your throat like how modern Family Guy does it

  • @UMG-Melons
    @UMG-Melons Рік тому +42

    R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick, you will be greatly missed. You were an important voice on King of the Hill and can't be replaced.

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows Рік тому +2

      That's just what _they_ want you to believe...and they're right.

    • @AngryRantsAndStuff
      @AngryRantsAndStuff Рік тому +1

      I know a guy named Steven Mair who sounds and acts exactly like him...and not on purpose.

  • @l.j.146
    @l.j.146 4 роки тому +333

    Dale straight up quotes a Langston Hughes poem, not something you'd expect from a conspiracy theorist from Texas

    • @deanc9453
      @deanc9453 4 роки тому +1

      +

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 2 роки тому +25

      He paid attention in English.

    • @ghhn4505
      @ghhn4505 2 роки тому +47

      Honestly a few episodes have shown that Dale does have an appreciation for The Arts.

    • @jaynies1132
      @jaynies1132 2 роки тому +20

      "And now, a farewell to 'A Farewell to Arms.' "

    • @angbandsbane
      @angbandsbane 10 місяців тому +2

      They quoted that line in "Die Hard" too so there is that lol

  • @horohorosrin
    @horohorosrin 2 роки тому +142

    Having worked in planning and zoning... this is 100% accurate.

  • @user-oo6qk2fj9h
    @user-oo6qk2fj9h 4 роки тому +450

    Dig a hole in the yard of the same dimensions as the base a few feet deep and build the tower from that point. Also put a plastic water tank on the bottom to weight down the base so that your tower doesn’t get top heavy.

    • @sevenguardians7517
      @sevenguardians7517 4 роки тому +54

      Water tank is a good idea however
      sinking beams into the dirt would be a foundation

    • @grantg117
      @grantg117 4 роки тому +22

      @@sevenguardians7517 what about a water tank above ground with bracers placed against each side and the ground? Not a foundation, and all you'd have to lose height wise is maybe 3-5 feet.

    • @sevenguardians7517
      @sevenguardians7517 4 роки тому +27

      @@grantg117 could work might be able to pass that off until the zoning commission sees through it and changes the code accordingly
      Just can’t sink the beams into the ground that’s considered a foundation

    • @user-oo6qk2fj9h
      @user-oo6qk2fj9h 4 роки тому +7

      ​@@sevenguardians7517 How about a brick wall around the tower?

    • @grantg117
      @grantg117 4 роки тому +9

      @@user-oo6qk2fj9h you'd have to adjust the width of the posts/brackets. You'd also probably want a foundation of some sort and it would also be sort of top heavy and prone to crumbling. You'd also have to either have prebuilt wall slabs that are attached to one another, or spend more time and money getting the equipment that would allow you to lay bricks up to that height. At least I think, I have no idea.

  • @khemkaslehrling3840
    @khemkaslehrling3840 4 роки тому +129

    My zoning guy told me I'd need an engineer's sign off if my fence was over 5 ft, but that i could build a slight mound and put the fence on top and that would be all right. Not sure what we are incentivizing but ok.

    • @noobie1890
      @noobie1890 4 роки тому +31

      He’s telling you to make the ground higher instead of the fence

    • @DonutSlayer99
      @DonutSlayer99 Місяць тому +7

      A mound can't fall over on someone quite like a fence; at a certain board height, it is a safety thing; the zoning guy wanted to help you while respecting that

    • @Croz89
      @Croz89 Місяць тому +1

      Most inspectors don't want to create more work for themselves. If there's a quick way for them to avoid more paperwork they'll usually try and guide you towards that.

    • @geoffpyle7651
      @geoffpyle7651 29 днів тому

      I'm gonna be growing corn next year along my fence lol

  • @MrRonald327
    @MrRonald327 2 роки тому +48

    Building Inspector: "Are you a complete imbecile?"
    Dale: "The answer to that question has always been 'yes'."
    A guard tower must be expensive.

  • @wavedog23
    @wavedog23 2 роки тому +85

    As hilarious as this entire sequence is, I think the funniest thing is that Dale drops a properly-used Raisin in the Sun reference lol

    • @ps.2
      @ps.2 2 місяці тому +1

      I loved his repurposing of the quote about Alexander the Great: he wept for he had no worlds left to conquer.

  • @terribletrench
    @terribletrench Рік тому +35

    R.I.P Johnny Hardwick, the voice of Dale Gribble.

  • @newcourier7446
    @newcourier7446 4 роки тому +358

    Dale is literally the only man alive who will find a way to legally disregard every single US government regulation and law!

    • @tijuanatacotoker
      @tijuanatacotoker 4 роки тому +12

      The only man alive? Lay off the mushrooms man.

    • @rustyshackleford5366
      @rustyshackleford5366 4 роки тому +20

      Who is Dale? My name is Rusty Shackleford.

    • @turdferguson2863
      @turdferguson2863 2 роки тому +3

      Pocket sand!

    • @killer13324
      @killer13324 2 роки тому +5

      it's called "malicious compliance"

    • @Rootiga
      @Rootiga Рік тому +2

      you cant disregard taxes (legally) but that doesnt stop me

  • @michaeldesanta977
    @michaeldesanta977 4 роки тому +89

    *My City:* _You're only allowed to have one garage on your property._
    *Me:* _That second structure isn't a garage, it's a three car pole barn._

  • @Intrepid_Crusader1096
    @Intrepid_Crusader1096 4 роки тому +1136

    Imagine Dale during the COVID pandemic.

    • @FluffyIronGolems
      @FluffyIronGolems 4 роки тому +107

      The mans living like a king

    • @palaceofwisdom9448
      @palaceofwisdom9448 4 роки тому +184

      Given his distrust of government, he would have seen right through it.

    • @KVIA01
      @KVIA01 4 роки тому +98

      I have a bad feeling he would be into Q Anon

    • @Intrepid_Crusader1096
      @Intrepid_Crusader1096 4 роки тому +283

      @@KVIA01 Hank: Damn it Dale! Will you just wear the damn mask!
      Dale: You cannot muzzle my freedoms, Hank!
      Bill: Duh, I have COVID.
      Boomhauer: YO MAN! WHY Y'ALL DANG'OL STANDING CLOSE TO ME MAN! Talkin'bout that dang'ol social distancing, man!

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +48

      i think he would treat it seriously until he finds out so is the government

  • @bloodred255
    @bloodred255 Рік тому +21

    love the looney toons physics where until you pointed out it had no foundation it was perfectly stable.

  • @mikewilliams3806
    @mikewilliams3806 4 роки тому +44

    Knowing that Boomhauer was a Texas Ranger it’s surprising what he went along with.

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows Рік тому +1

      He wasn't, damn.

    • @mkvenner2
      @mkvenner2 9 місяців тому +14

      Probably because it’s a civil matter not a criminal matter.

  • @fliphated
    @fliphated 4 роки тому +304

    Dale sitting on a chair that moves up and down the tower: Not enough force to tip it over. Dale LEANING on the structure: Falls over effortlessly. Ah Cartoon Physics how I loath thee.

    • @christcarsandcountry6812
      @christcarsandcountry6812 4 роки тому +33

      Leaning on рretty much near the base of the structure at that. xD

    • @jetison333
      @jetison333 4 роки тому +18

      Something something wind gust right as he leaned on it something something

    • @WhatHaveIMade
      @WhatHaveIMade 4 роки тому +6

      I bet you're real fun at parties.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 2 роки тому

      That's a good point because Dale's weak as shit.

    • @wombatgirl997
      @wombatgirl997 3 місяці тому

      A wizard did it!

  • @wadebaker2910
    @wadebaker2910 3 роки тому +55

    You gotta admit, malicious compliance is a rare art form

  • @anonymouspyramids6192
    @anonymouspyramids6192 4 роки тому +322

    How long can Dale's tower of power retain 0 dislikes? Scholars predict there will never be one.

    • @peterhobo
      @peterhobo 4 роки тому +26

      Scholars were wrong

    • @anonymouspyramids6192
      @anonymouspyramids6192 4 роки тому +6

      @@peterhobo The prophecy lives on, Dale's tower of power has a positive upvote multiplier of 9999999999999999999999X due to design by superior Gribble genetics.

    • @TheBreakingBread
      @TheBreakingBread 4 роки тому +10

      Those 4 dislikes came from the zoning board

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 4 роки тому +1

      You jinx it

    • @yudigg7
      @yudigg7 4 роки тому +8

      some men just want to watch dale's watch tower burn :(

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 4 роки тому +190

    bill & boomhaur practically raced over there to help him build his guard tower

    • @AutoArtemAuto
      @AutoArtemAuto 4 роки тому +12

      I genuinely love how those three always do some crazy stuff without Hank around. Their misadventures are funny sometimes.

    • @spriggs_fm
      @spriggs_fm 4 роки тому +6

      @@AutoArtemAuto I love how that was an episode point too (when it's revealed they go on secret trips without him). Those guys would have died long ago if Hank wasn't around to keep in check most of the time.
      (Oh, and also when they made the tunnel under the alley and Hank was dealing with his "anger issues"))

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 2 роки тому

      Dale is a bad influence on Bill and Boomhauer.

    • @christianjohnson5379
      @christianjohnson5379 2 роки тому +1

      If Hank had joined in, the tower probably would have gotten a firm foundation and wouldn't have fallen. I'm actually pretty surprised Hank didn't join in, it would have been a building project which he normally likes.

    • @ilcorvo9559
      @ilcorvo9559 Місяць тому

      @@christianjohnson5379 I assume it’s lack of foundation is due to the laws Dale is circumventing.

  • @gcHK47
    @gcHK47 Рік тому +18

    Rest in Peace, Johnny Hardwick.

  • @TwoCiggyStory
    @TwoCiggyStory 4 роки тому +903

    America is the land of loopholes. How many of us have been getting around directions on our school worksheets since first grade?

    • @1-gz7xy
      @1-gz7xy 4 роки тому +9

      Its all a scam

    • @corndogrequiem1728
      @corndogrequiem1728 4 роки тому +23

      I'd say Russia is, but the lines have been blurring lately

    • @hobobob59
      @hobobob59 4 роки тому +26

      Yeah man, we all learn that at different ages. It's all about doing just enough to get away with in this country.

    • @marioxmariox
      @marioxmariox 4 роки тому +14

      I'm sure people of all countries looks for loopholes in laws... other then China or NOKO, they are likely just to kill you for trying.

    • @TwoCiggyStory
      @TwoCiggyStory 4 роки тому +3

      @@marioxmariox im sure too, but it’s more prominent, common and grand than most places. One of my favorite examples is when HH Holmes had a safe built into his house, didnt pay, and said they could repossess if they didn’t hurt the wall built around it. So he kept it.

  • @McBeefenstein
    @McBeefenstein Рік тому +10

    Johnny Hardwick watching over us from the 39ft guard tower in the sky o7

  • @iamnerd223
    @iamnerd223 Рік тому +19

    My friends and I watched this episode years ago and we all made a deal that if any of us ever died from doing something like this, the rest of us would put “He died from terminal stupidity” on their gravestone as a warning to future generations.

  • @jakek.2084
    @jakek.2084 4 роки тому +127

    0:35 when your spanish teacher asks you a question

  • @kurgerbing826
    @kurgerbing826 Рік тому +15

    RIP Rusty Shackleford

  • @spyrofan9681
    @spyrofan9681 2 роки тому +23

    I love that even the guy delivering the rails can tell this is for some nonsense.

  • @Christknight1991
    @Christknight1991 4 роки тому +267

    Man I miss the ol 90’s man lol

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +19

      but this was from the 00's

    • @colbylorenz9781
      @colbylorenz9781 4 роки тому +25

      @@SmashLiXs it’s what boomhauer mumbles about Clinton

    • @SmashLiXs
      @SmashLiXs 4 роки тому +2

      @@colbylorenz9781 that's what he said?

    • @jake51479
      @jake51479 4 роки тому

      What was he referencing? Minaviz?

    • @AbcXyz-zn5ep
      @AbcXyz-zn5ep 4 роки тому +9

      even though this episode might have aired in the 00's, KOTH did start in the 90's. either way, pretty sure 90's kids agree KOTH has a very 90's vibes save for maybe the later episodes

  • @dazzlemasseur
    @dazzlemasseur 4 роки тому +172

    "don't stop inspecting until you find fault"
    What every Karen says to police officers.

  • @ctvxl
    @ctvxl 3 місяці тому +10

    True story: In the 80s, my dad wanted to build a small garage in our back yard that faces the gravel alley behind our house. He applied for a permit, and was denied because the land was in a flood plane. He appealed and presented an affidavit from the previous land owner who lived there for 50 years stating not once in all that time had the property ever flooded. The city would not budge.
    So, he talked to a lawyer who looked into it and told him there was zero chance that he would be granted a building permit. However, he found that the most likely consequence for a building that size on that spot would simply be a relatively small fine with no demand to tear it down. The catch was that it would have to be completed before the city found out about it. If they caught him in the act of building it, then they almost certainly would require work to be stopped and the structure removed.
    So my dad worked quietly preparing the foundation to be poured and had all of the supplies delivered to build the shop. On Friday evening, he had the slab poured and he and my uncle floated it out that night. Early on Saturday morning, My dad, his two brothers, myself, and two of my cousins went to work. We had the entire building up and roofed by midnight Sunday morning.
    Dad never did get fined. The city never said a word. I recently drove by the old house and the garage is still standing :)

  • @ShredderLivesOn
    @ShredderLivesOn 3 місяці тому +12

    "Forget the law for a minute. Are you a complete imbecile?"
    How many times did OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush hear this before 2023?

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 місяці тому +1

      Not nearly as many as the comments blaming the government for "forcing" Dale to do these runarounds

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj 2 місяці тому +1

      (Sound of implosion over the comms)
      "Well, that changes things"

  • @DanTheYoutubeAddict
    @DanTheYoutubeAddict 4 роки тому +12

    This is one of my all time favorite Dale Gribble shenanigans.

  • @mikey92362
    @mikey92362 Місяць тому +4

    My barn is nearly twice the legal limit for size without a city permit.
    I put two different colors of shingles on each side with a wide strip of black shingles in the middle.
    So in their aerial photography it looks like two different, much smaller sheds.
    Over a decade now and they've never caught on. LOL

  • @evilmiera
    @evilmiera Рік тому +9

    Only Dale could innocently call his tower a "Tower of Power". Frank Zappa taught me well.

  • @CycolacFan
    @CycolacFan 2 місяці тому +4

    There was a guy in London who for 30 years dug tunnels for miles under his house. One day the street collapsed and a bus fell in… eventually they moved him into an apartment and he started tunnelling into the walls…

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj 2 місяці тому +2

      Dale actually did do a tunnel once. It collapsed Hank's kitchen, and part of the road. (And they were almost caught under the road collapse)

  • @hazuk6829
    @hazuk6829 3 місяці тому +3

    That tower was truly impressive and more that Dale Gribble actually build it. It has a level with a library and sofa, has a telescope and even a chair elevator and is 39 foot tall!
    I wonder how awesome it would be and more sturdy ig Hank has cooperatred in the design.

  • @breathstealer5486
    @breathstealer5486 4 роки тому +8

    Honestly Dale and Bill were the only real reason I'd watch this show on occasion. I didn't much care for anyone else's antics

  • @animaltown1234
    @animaltown1234 4 роки тому +15

    Makes it even funnier cause boom is a Texas Ranger

  • @TheWarshire
    @TheWarshire Рік тому +17

    R.i.p. dale, god this hurts

    • @DemonicAdj
      @DemonicAdj Рік тому +2

      😢 that giblet-head...

  • @AntiBunnyStudio
    @AntiBunnyStudio 4 роки тому +28

    Like Icarus he flew too close to the sun.

  • @SageofCancer
    @SageofCancer 4 роки тому +31

    How did they get Boomhauer's bookcase and armchair up that high?
    Sonic levitation with power supplied by clay copper and wine battery cells!

  • @ConkerTheCat
    @ConkerTheCat 4 роки тому +94

    1:01 I miss the 90's too boomhauer.

  • @mrbloodmuffins
    @mrbloodmuffins Рік тому +7

    RIP Johnny Hardwick voice of Dale

  • @ahartig416
    @ahartig416 Рік тому +5

    Takes on a whole new meaning that boomhaur is a marshal

  • @popperpoppler4569
    @popperpoppler4569 Рік тому +8

    “9 and 9/10ths feet!”
    Dude. Tell me you don’t know anything about construction without telling me you don’t know anything about construction 😂

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 місяці тому +2

      And this is why the zoning board told him no with extreme prejudice

  • @friendlyneighborhoodplagueDR
    @friendlyneighborhoodplagueDR Рік тому +9

    I love Dale. He never fails to make me laugh.

    • @t.t993
      @t.t993 Рік тому +1

      He made Kahn laugh😅

  • @JediMaster362
    @JediMaster362 Рік тому +5

    2:14: "There’s no evidence that Dale is the responsible person the collapse of the Tower of Power! It’s a controlled demolition!"

  • @coralroper6876
    @coralroper6876 Рік тому +5

    Kahn is such a killjoy

  • @jotarobat
    @jotarobat 4 роки тому +13

    I see a lot of comments arguing about what the best way to support the structure would be without foundations but no one is pointing out that only the top level has safety rails. Like I get that that's more important but it's still worth mentioning

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 місяці тому +1

      This was designed by Dale, it was always going to end stupid

  • @ELITESrBAMOFOS945
    @ELITESrBAMOFOS945 Рік тому +4

    Damnit Dale, you had me at "Tower of Power"

  • @goddammtroubleman
    @goddammtroubleman 4 роки тому +8

    The first thing I thought to myself when they started building it was, "No foundation?" 😂

  • @john_blues
    @john_blues 4 роки тому +8

    Dale quoting Langston Hughes is awesome.

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 4 роки тому +40

    Someone could probably do the rough math on how much force Dale would have had to exert onto that tower from that height in order to tip it over. He gives pretty detailed information on the frame. You could guess about the furniture, etc. I doubt it would have been humanly possible for him to tip it like that.

    • @janniksims5740
      @janniksims5740 4 роки тому +10

      Of course not. When he is walking up on the highest level, that would be more force, than leaning against it. If he could push it over like that it would have fallen over by the lightest gusht of wind

    • @RaglansElectricBaboon
      @RaglansElectricBaboon 4 роки тому +4

      I love all this analysis about a cartoon. When you've sorted this out please can you let me know how far a coyote can fall without death (or even permanent injury)? 😂

    • @toasthead
      @toasthead 2 роки тому +1

      @@RaglansElectricBaboon good healthcare

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 3 роки тому +12

    1:21 "I've defied the government, and yet I cannot be punished for it" But, there are still consequences.

  • @jonathansmall9912
    @jonathansmall9912 Рік тому +6

    Rest in peace Dale “Rusty Shackleford” gribble (Johnny Hardwick) 😞😞

  • @chaseman113
    @chaseman113 Рік тому +6

    Dale should’ve gone the old Ham Radio tower route for skirting building regulations

  • @yoloswaggins5385
    @yoloswaggins5385 Рік тому +6

    “Dang ol miss the ole 90s man” i felt that

  • @fallsprig4581
    @fallsprig4581 Рік тому +5

    0:47 as much as hank hated to admit it, he wanted a tier too

  • @CatSculptor
    @CatSculptor Рік тому +42

    Lots of laws exist just for the sake of existing. Building codes, though, those are written in blood. If you think you have a cool building idea but code won't let you build it, that's probably because someone else had the same "cool idea" and it got them or someone else killed.

    • @Endless_Jaguar
      @Endless_Jaguar 3 місяці тому +4

      The safe way was illegal. The unsafe way was legal. I'm not taking advice from some dude who cannot pay attention to 2 and 1/2 minute video.🤦‍♂️

    • @briansomething5987
      @briansomething5987 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Endless_Jaguarguess you didn't pay attention to the video. The unsafe way avoided zoning laws, but was still required to follow building codes that would have made it safe.

  • @zamba136
    @zamba136 3 місяці тому +4

    There is nothing more American than ignoring Safety Regulations to exercize one's own personal freedom on their own private property.
    And i am very American.

  • @zeokingsilver
    @zeokingsilver 2 роки тому +4

    Hank should know its next to impossible to stop Dale when he gets a craxy Idea

  • @WILIZIN
    @WILIZIN Рік тому +4

    Dale gribble respects NO LAW. Especially, the laws of physics!

  • @AlaskianTourist
    @AlaskianTourist 24 дні тому +1

    Just went to 3 DMVs in California; it’s the same everywhere.

  • @9340Singh
    @9340Singh 5 місяців тому +2

    How Nancy can afford Dale’s shenanigans and still pay the mortgage is beyond me

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 місяці тому +1

      Even Dale is aware their mortgage is hanging by a thread. When Lucky was suing him he said he had so many liens against his house he barely owned it

  • @aluxtaiwan2691
    @aluxtaiwan2691 Рік тому +4

    Idk but if Dale put more weight on the first floor and leave the top floor as light as possible it might just work.

  • @lukassnakeman
    @lukassnakeman 4 роки тому +3

    That last three seconds should be a meme response

  • @SirPreyasThe619
    @SirPreyasThe619 4 роки тому +9

    I'm no architect, but even I know that foundations are important.

  • @christiangibbs8534
    @christiangibbs8534 3 місяці тому +1

    "Imbecile, eh? I fail to take your meaning, sir."
    (Tower falls over)
    "Well that changes things."

  • @DukeTheSPO0K
    @DukeTheSPO0K 3 місяці тому +1

    The county says I can only camp on my rural property for 2 weeks at a time. I subdivided my property into two equal parts. Twice a month I move my RV 30 feet back and forth from one of my properties to the other property. I even leave an old work truck hooked up to it so it only takes like a minute to move it.

  • @valuntasramir4343
    @valuntasramir4343 4 роки тому +34

    Dang , I Kinda Want To Build A Guard Tower Too !!

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 4 роки тому

      I bet after this a lot of guys tried it.

    • @selfdaringmike4169
      @selfdaringmike4169 4 роки тому

      Forget the law for a min are you a complete imbecile

    • @cultofthevoid5677
      @cultofthevoid5677 4 роки тому +1

      I know right! I always had this dream even before this episode aired and when I first saw it I was on Dale's side the entire time.

  • @UndeadScience
    @UndeadScience Рік тому +14

    If they had just approved his original tower design then this wouldn’t have happened

  • @GBONESLY
    @GBONESLY Рік тому +3

    “Man I miss the ol 90s man”

  • @elementtrix4532
    @elementtrix4532 2 місяці тому +1

    He was so confident when he said it must be 39 feet

  • @AGuyNamedRicky
    @AGuyNamedRicky 3 місяці тому +1

    I love how he leaned on it and it tipped over but he got a lazy man and a bookshelf up there no problem

  • @johngobble
    @johngobble 4 роки тому +11

    I’m surprised it lasted that long without falling over

    • @XellosMetallium
      @XellosMetallium 4 роки тому +2

      all it take was for Dale to lean against it LMAO

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 місяці тому

      The inspector seemed surprised too

  • @Mr.PlatanoMAN970
    @Mr.PlatanoMAN970 Рік тому +5

    RIP Dale we will miss you.

  • @ricochetsixtyten
    @ricochetsixtyten 4 роки тому +27

    To be honest, Kahn actually saved Dales life here.

  • @werefrogofassyria6609
    @werefrogofassyria6609 3 місяці тому +1

    It's funny that Boomhaur helps him, but he's also a member of law enforcement.

  • @quinnlee-miller9792
    @quinnlee-miller9792 12 днів тому +1

    Hank wouldnt have forgotten the foundation

  • @EnigmaticNothing
    @EnigmaticNothing 4 роки тому +3

    "Help me out with some random shit and I'll give you a tier"
    -Dale Gribble, founder of Patreon

  • @ericstoverink6579
    @ericstoverink6579 Рік тому +3

    Just learned that the Voice Actor for Dale just passed away.