These are Planetary Archives. The genius of Graham, just a few well-chosen words to direct the flow...and WHAT a flow, of wit, erudition... and at the end we get the child of Monty Python.
Graham Norton, you are the BEST, most witty, funniest, warmest chat show host! And I could watch you every day! Thanks for all the years of laugher! Oh yea, and your guests are fab, too!
I grew up in the Oakland/Berkeley hills and we had a great riding company further into the park system. So I had some wonderful times. So magnificent ✨️ they are. Then I was blessed to ride in Yosemite Valley. Riding directly underneath Half Dome, incredible. What a gift. And of course, growing up watching so many westerns. Horses 🐎 🐴 horses 🐎 horses. Mr. Ed - the talking 👄 🤣 horse: "Wwwiiillber!" Oh yes. I even had wonderful plastic very detailed horses on the shelf. 😂 🎉
35:20 - "If you're in a hotel, walking down the hall, and you see a horse costume coming the other way, in what world do you say, 'I bet that's Kate Beckinsale.'?" I never would have before, but now I'll know it couldn't be anyone else!
Andy McDowell was on the David Letterman show. She was protesting pipe lines being laid close to her neighborhood. She thought it was to pipe gasoline. Ive never been so embarrassed for another person. 😅😅😅
❤😂😂 I Have a red chair story I was sick of people I was bartending and my friend's stable cause I would rather shovel horse 💩 Then listen to peoples bull 💩. A couple came in for a trail ride that had just been married and the man was complaining about. Will we'll call him? Jim and he was complaining about little Jim and the twins and the saddle so being there around the honeymoon. I said it's just like saxophone. The rhythm you have to go with his rhythm, so close your eyes and feel which stop he's taken forward. And that's what hip you move forward. Therefore, little Jim and the twins will be just fine.. So there was a box Canyon in the trail so yeahe asked if they could have a few minutes alone in the box Canyon. So I sat outside the Canyon with the horses so they could have sex. When he got back on the horse, his brother was just fine. Do I get to walk?. Or would you flip me?
I don't know if English is not your first language, or if you're doing speech to text, or predictive text, or something. But your whole story is riddled with typos and words that I don't think you meant. I believe I've parsed what you intended to say. If it were me, I'd probably flip you, as the ending was somewhat anti-climactic. But it'd depend on the mood of the couch that day. Let me see if I can accurately translate the story you meant to tell, and let me know if I get it wrong: "I was sick of people. I was bartending, and left to work at my friend's stable 'cause I would rather shovel horse 💩 than listen to peoples' bull 💩. A couple came in for a trail ride that had just been married. The man, we'll call him "Jim," he was complaining about "little Jim and the twins" being squashed by the saddle, during his honeymoon. I said it's just like sex. The rhythm: you have to go with the horse's rhythm, so close your eyes and feel which step he's taken forward. And that's what hip you move forward. Therefore, "little Jim and the twins" will be just fine.. There was a box Canyon in the trail so he asked if they could have a few minutes alone in the box canyon. So I sat outside the canyon with the horses so they could have sex. When he got back on the horse, his "little Jim" was just fine." Did I translate correctly?
Who could be the Graham Norton in the US? Jerry seinfeld could inreract with more than one person at a time, I think. Trevor Noah could do it. Try someone, America. We need this.😅 Nathan Lane could do it. I dont know about Fallon, Colbert or Kimmel. Wait, Kimmel could.
love that the horsemaster on game of thrones gets name-dropped more than once in this video. Outstanding in her field, clearly.
Jamie Dornan saying he doesn't PERSONALLY have a problem with horses had me in stitches, I had to pause and restart
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Graham is the GOAT of all television talk shows. ❤😊
I’m sure
He is brilliant beyond measure. Absolutely the best talk show host ever.
And Christoph Waltz is a HORSE. 😉
Totally agree!
@@RJ-go3sn enough is enough he’s funny
Graham Norton is such a great host! Can't get enough of this show.
Who is the older woman in the first section?
Thank you for actually being original, and not repetitive on every single video like that other clown.
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Imelda Staunton. She’s wonderful! ✌️
@@edralphy thank you! 🙂
@@susanlynn8321 you are welcome. 😊❤️✌️
How does Kate Beckinsale even exist? She’s too perfect. Even her insanity is perfect.
Sagittarius magic! ❤
Truth
I love Kate Beckinsale's humour. Its so random. 😂
14:20 Keanu leaning onto the actress beside him, and then apologizing, as she has an out of body experience is hilarious.
Suranne Jones, she's from my hometown,
Denzel did that funny bit so natural and quick & witty
I like that mostly anything can be said without censor, they can have a cocktail, I mean what is not to like. Graham is phenomenal as host. ~ ///=^} ~
This show is addictive!🤣
Prince and his shenanigans
Oh, Andie MacDowell's hair ...... ❤️.
She looks fantastic!❤
These are Planetary Archives. The genius of Graham, just a few well-chosen words to direct the flow...and WHAT a flow, of wit, erudition... and at the end we get the child of Monty Python.
Kate Beckinsale is an alien. She doesn’t age. Still staggeringly beautiful at 51.
Graham Norton, you are the BEST, most witty, funniest, warmest chat show host! And I could watch you every day! Thanks for all the years of laugher!
Oh yea, and your guests are fab, too!
Rachel Weisz and Kate Beckinsale are just trouble for me. I'm sure I'm not alone.
They are so beautiful, intelligent, and quite funny.
Irresistible. 🕉
whoever curates the guests is a hero … the logistics have to be crazy
Oh, the accents! Love them.
I grew up in the Oakland/Berkeley hills and we had a great riding company further into the park system. So I had some wonderful times. So magnificent ✨️ they are.
Then I was blessed to ride in Yosemite Valley. Riding directly underneath Half Dome, incredible.
What a gift. And of course, growing up watching so many westerns. Horses 🐎 🐴 horses 🐎 horses. Mr. Ed - the talking 👄 🤣 horse: "Wwwiiillber!"
Oh yes. I even had wonderful plastic very detailed horses on the shelf. 😂 🎉
26:19 Graham's quick wit and comeback to him being a "horse". OMFG. Dead. Just Dead. Killed me. 💀 RIP
Prince - the horse from Jane Eyre, Wonder Woman and Maria Stuart
....."splits your cluster" 😂
ROFL so creative!
35:20 - "If you're in a hotel, walking down the hall, and you see a horse costume coming the other way, in what world do you say, 'I bet that's Kate Beckinsale.'?"
I never would have before, but now I'll know it couldn't be anyone else!
I love Grahams humour and Andie Mcdowell's natural hair. Finally Americans embrace their age which is lovely. ❤
I didn't realize that there were so much talk about horses!
Loved this show with horse stories…😅
It would be so amazing if they showed the date at the beginning of each interview, for these compilations.
If I ever see a pantomime horse, I’m going to ask if it’s her. 😂
I love 50 Cent! ❤
18:30 Stallions that have been gelded aren't stallions, they're geldings.
But they still start as stallions. She said stallions that have been gelded. What else would be gelded?
@@StubbyandShifu, Maedroth.
Isn't it great when you find Graham Norton gold randomly?
Hilarious that they bleeped the other curse words but not Colin Farrell’s “feck” 😂
Really it's great
I think horses are beautiful and smart, but absolutely terrified of them!
Love sir Michael Caine ❤️ JACK THE RIPPER 😅😅
"A boy horse."
That's going on the resume 😊
Is that 50 cent??😮
33:00 for the title clip
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Who is the lady sitting beside Tom Hanks? The short dark hair is confusing me. I feel I should recognise her but she should have longer, blonde hair.
She is Gemma Artherton, she is a brunette, but she has had other cuts and colors in her roles. She is a really good actress, I like her.
So do i
@@karmaisa3467 Thank you! That was driving me crazy.
She really has an odd expression, bored, confused, annoyed I don't know which. I mean she's not relaxed or enjoying it to me.
@@decodolly1535 ~ You're most welcome. I do the same thing, drives me crazy until I can figure it out or I ask, lol.
The list of people mentioned, shows Prince... didn't know he was a horse...
Who’s beeping stuff? It’s so _not_ Graham Norton?
9:00 ouch that jacket
IKR?!
"how do you unerect a horse?"
Chino y Nacho el poeta slowed reverb
Who’s the guy next to Kate Beckinsale when she’s talking about her pantomime horse costumes???
It's Dominic Cooper from My Lady Jane
12:44 which ones Prince ?
Andy McDowell was on the David Letterman show.
She was protesting pipe lines being laid close to her neighborhood.
She thought it was to pipe gasoline.
Ive never been so embarrassed for another person. 😅😅😅
21:20 who's the woman sitting next to 50? i haven't seen that episode.
to his right is ellie goulding and to his left is julie walters
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Wisin nota de amor slowed reverb
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I still don't know what it means
Who else is living in this never ending loop of The Graham Norton show 👀
Who else is sick of seeing you make this STUPID comment on EVERY SINGLE DAMN VIDEO?? 🙄
Drunk. No!
Yup. And all in all, I'm quite happy about it.
Hand waving in the air. . . "Me!"
❤😂😂 I Have a red chair story
I was sick of people I was bartending and my friend's stable cause I would rather shovel horse 💩 Then listen to peoples bull 💩. A couple came in for a trail ride that had just been married and the man was complaining about. Will we'll call him? Jim and he was complaining about little Jim and the twins and the saddle so being there around the honeymoon. I said it's just like saxophone. The rhythm you have to go with his rhythm, so close your eyes and feel which stop he's taken forward. And that's what hip you move forward. Therefore, little Jim and the twins will be just fine.. So there was a box Canyon in the trail so yeahe asked if they could have a few minutes alone in the box Canyon. So I sat outside the Canyon with the horses so they could have sex. When he got back on the horse, his brother was just fine. Do I get to walk?. Or would you flip me?
Might reserve judgement on that, at least until we can figure out what the hell you're on about 🤔😂
I don't know if English is not your first language, or if you're doing speech to text, or predictive text, or something. But your whole story is riddled with typos and words that I don't think you meant. I believe I've parsed what you intended to say. If it were me, I'd probably flip you, as the ending was somewhat anti-climactic. But it'd depend on the mood of the couch that day.
Let me see if I can accurately translate the story you meant to tell, and let me know if I get it wrong:
"I was sick of people. I was bartending, and left to work at my friend's stable 'cause I would rather shovel horse 💩 than listen to peoples' bull 💩. A couple came in for a trail ride that had just been married. The man, we'll call him "Jim," he was complaining about "little Jim and the twins" being squashed by the saddle, during his honeymoon. I said it's just like sex. The rhythm: you have to go with the horse's rhythm, so close your eyes and feel which step he's taken forward. And that's what hip you move forward. Therefore, "little Jim and the twins" will be just fine.. There was a box Canyon in the trail so he asked if they could have a few minutes alone in the box canyon. So I sat outside the canyon with the horses so they could have sex. When he got back on the horse, his "little Jim" was just fine."
Did I translate correctly?
Who could be the Graham Norton in the US? Jerry seinfeld could inreract with more than one person at a time, I think. Trevor Noah could do it. Try someone, America. We need this.😅 Nathan Lane could do it. I dont know about Fallon, Colbert or Kimmel. Wait, Kimmel could.
Craig Ferguson,
Craig Ferguson.
This is a video about horse penises.
What a bizarre thumbnail
Did anyone else think Jamie was Henry Cavil?
The best way to enjoy a horse is Japanese style: with rice, wasabi and soy sauce.
Have you had "Rheinischer Sauerbraten"? Traditional German roast. Comes with a really tasty gravy and potato dumplings.
The Americans come off quite boorish, don't they?
yeah, what's up with that? really dragging the Graham Norton show into the gutter
@@cromulentpotato cromulent, that's a nice word
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