@@MokPlex Why? Cuz he finds the character the devs deliberately $3×ualized attractive? They literally gave her jiggle physics, do i need anymore proof than that?
It’s funny you mentioned the Eddie and Venom thing bc in a lot of the comics they’ve actually either done “stuff” together, or they’re in an actual relationship lol.
I I was blind and listened to this, I would think Heath Ledger came back from the dead, reprised his role as the Joker, and started talking crazy about Marvel characters
I'll be honest: I had to look up Luna Snow. Turns out she first appeared in a video game in 2018 and first appeared in comics in 2019. IOW, she was created by the hacks currently running Marvel. I'm impressed that the devs made her look this good and wonder if they'll do similar things with other characters made for the "modern audience". That being said, Luna's description of being a South Korean pop star makes me think think that she's modern take on Dazzler's concept. Except Dazzler was created for the Disco era, which needless to say is a bit dated.
19:25 Since she's the Empress of Wakanda (Tchalla's wife) in the comics (the MCU couldn't do it since they didn't have the rights to X-Men back then), yeah you can do it if you've got that Vibranium enhanced loaded gun.
hear me out... venom morph's into people's body shape so.... also ain't no way he said "If I was Thor I'd say you can take my home caused I'd SMASH!!!!" like bro they're siblings 😭
3:48 they would also be radioactive just like Spider-Man and yes, there is a comic book or least I think a non-cannon story where Mary Jane dies to that I kill you not it’s real
Squirrel girl can take my entire lifetime supply of nut
💀💀💀
💀💀💀
Ya know what, if he wasn't gonna say it...I was.
I don't want to be here anymore.
Bro what I'm saying fr
Had my teammates say my psyelocke vengeance skin was too distracting and that’s why we were losing 💀😭
ngl i would be too
Vegan psylocke
It's good, don't worry it's December 😂
justified tbh
Real
“Mantis she’s like an ant right?”
GE-
Omega face palm right there
I hope my mom doesn’t see watching this
its too late she already knows once you commented this
I’m cooked
@bulletcube4518 I'm in the same room as my dad I am dead bro I hope he don't find out
@@ShawnaKent-m5d bro’s gonna have to play five nights at Freddy’s irl 💀
I’ll keep her busy lil bro
Psylocke: smash
Scarlet Witch: smash
Storm: smash
Black Widow: smash
Dagger: smash
Squirrel Girl: TIL THE ROOM STINKS
Squirrel Girl: Until I die.
What about the men?!
bro where are all the men???
Blud really forgor Luna
@FreeRojava2025 Yeah idk how
0:12 This time stamp right here officer.
Police Officer: "Roger that!"👮♂️
Oh hell nah. I'mma visit homie in jail, just to make sure he never get out 💀
Overwatch Rule 34 Artists boutta have competition
fr
Pretty sure those artists transferred to Marvel Rivals as well
They're likely going to do r34 of this game as well since it's popular
@@Tvdvidro fr
Theres an abnormal amount of jeff the shark rule 34 (dont ask how i know)
"Jeff? Ehhh hes more of a backup guy pass.."
*"SQUIRREL GIRL!? OH U POOR POOR SOUL-"*
Bro smashing groot is crazy your gonna get splinters 💀😭
Worth it
Why did i feel the pain in my pp while reading this
gon papercut yo shi
Worth
9:59 Luna Snow is a K-POP Superhero who first appeared in Marvel Future Fight
She is the only one I didn’t know besides Marik thanks.
Marvel future fight?
That's a name I haven't heard in many years.
Luna Snow is such a baddie fr
@@sunsinger970 It's still alive and kicking, like Marvel Contest of Champions.
"listen listen, squirrel girl is bad" that caught me off guard 😂
Shows mantis
“So she’s like an ant right?”
This was too funny to me
Why he look like the main villain from Lorax tho 💀💀😬😬
The onceler
The onceler or o'hare?
How bad can he be?
I mean how bad can he possibly be?
REAL 😭
Squirrel girl section hella relatable
GET OU-
@@MokPlex no no, he's got a point
@@MokPlex Why? Cuz he finds the character the devs deliberately $3×ualized attractive? They literally gave her jiggle physics, do i need anymore proof than that?
Venom has the best cake in the game 👌💪
agree.
agree.
TRUE!!!!!!
He’s got 19 inches of venom
FINALLY SOME ACTUAL MARVEL RIVALS CONTENT👌🔥
"Well, that's up for debate"
Oh trust me, America, even with all its corruption, isn't even in the top 10.
But that’s America’s ass!
He said “Star-Load” 😂😂😂
😂
Post-time shock from Squirrel Girls hipspan, expect some errors
Game just came out and we already doing Smash or Pass, we too thirsty for our own good.
Filthy frank is back ladies and gentlemen…
He’s not black 😿
This really is a video straight out of 2015 and I love it for that
Me and the homies had officially dubbed marvel rivals "Black Widow" as "The Black Gyat"
We got Gooner Bixto before Hollow Knight Silksong.
😆😂😂👌
Maybe the Silksong was the friends we made along the way
I Blame broly boost 💀
8:56 Jeff the Land Shark is Gwenpool's pet
Wasn’t it a pig or some shit?
Now I want to smash Jeff just to spite that annoying copy cat.
If we're going by the Spider-Man run that shall not be named, then no, he doesn't nut webs.
It is radioactive, though, to Mary Janes misfortune.
rip
7:55 that's thor's sister
Was about to comment this😂
In the comics and norse myth, it's Loki's daughter.
@WeskerLegion I know, but bix was referencing the movie, and in raganarok they're siblings
@@WeskerLegion that would make her Thor's niece, that makes what the guy said somehow even worse
if you werent going to say nothing i was
*Sees Squirrel Girl*
SMASH SMASH SMASH, TILL I DIE-
7:49 BRO THAT'S HIS SISTER (or niece if you want to be accurate to actual mythology) 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
"I'm a fan of the BBC news network"
FBI! Open up!
I knew this video was coming before it happened 😂
bro got that future vision
@@Bixtotv my man pulled a doctor strange with the time stone
This video isn't the only thing that's coming
It’s funny you mentioned the Eddie and Venom thing bc in a lot of the comics they’ve actually either done “stuff” together, or they’re in an actual relationship lol.
"20 dollars is 20 dollars bro"- Bixto
Marvel Rivals know what they was doing with the bakerys💀
16:35 “I’m asking the real questions here.” I’ve entered the rabbit hole. God save all of our souls.
Bro can probably pull off the best joker impression ever
All the girl skins are smash basically🤣
Except Peni
@@Ben-xg3tjtrue
@@Ben-xg3tjafter a quick Google search I agree with that assessment
@@Ben-xg3tj not if you are also a teenager, then she's also fair game
yeah, she's a minor
I did this in my head the moment I saw the roster 😭😭😭
Same 😭. It’s the overwatch mindset
@ squirrel girl and luna snow had me 🥴
@@chilledchupacabra5317so real
Bro saw Captain and literally said: "America? Fuck yeah!"
Now in a literal way!
I I was blind and listened to this, I would think Heath Ledger came back from the dead, reprised his role as the Joker, and started talking crazy about Marvel characters
It's so funny seeing people going FERAL over a character with my body type (squirrel girl) LMAO
Could i interest you in a cup of my own personal backshots 🍷🗿(W venom main rizz )
Real 😭
Well when done right and not uglyfied it’s very attractive
@@Tommydiistar its the vibe and the face with the body. She’s one night stand, girlfriend and wife in one character so people really like here
5:25 cloak will watch in the closet
Cuck & Dagger
Cloaks gonna catch a body 😭
@@jchicken5305 Understandable crashout
@@chilledchupacabra5317 real 💀
Cloak will suck you off
My honest reaction: 14:10
they added this new character named bixto and ngl bro SMASHHHH 🤑🔥😘🤙
Banned
I did not expect that beginning
they call me a madman
The fact he had time to look carefully and slowly at every females cake but didn’t take one long look at the biggest bakery in the game (venom) 🤡💀🤡🙃
I like how you make it clear what you actually think of Penny.
"i dont see how Spider-Man could get freaky"
Bro can get VERY freaky, part of his powers is literally bondage 💀
It'll be a crazy day when Rogue gets added.
🍑👏
I knew someone would make this at one point but I didn't expect it to come so early
Canonically, Peni Parker in the comics is like 13, so yeah, you made a good call. 😅
bro's gotta wait a few years
Apparently NetEase really isn't worried lmao
@@devinward461 when have china worried about loli lmao
Hear me out....what about the robot?
No in this game tho I say she around 18 since that still a teen
Why am I watching this instead of doing my homework 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
7:48 Dawg that’s his SISTER 😭😭😭
6:11 they made groot like a monster and I love that
I'll be honest: I had to look up Luna Snow. Turns out she first appeared in a video game in 2018 and first appeared in comics in 2019. IOW, she was created by the hacks currently running Marvel. I'm impressed that the devs made her look this good and wonder if they'll do similar things with other characters made for the "modern audience".
That being said, Luna's description of being a South Korean pop star makes me think think that she's modern take on Dazzler's concept. Except Dazzler was created for the Disco era, which needless to say is a bit dated.
Good news, looking only at a specific entry listed we are able to cancel the execution
0:51 omg Jeff the shark getting laid out😭
"I don't even think i could put it up there" wtf😂
yes
I really got an ad for marvel rivals while watching this dang
This is gonna be my first look at the game I hope it’s fun 🫡
Bro is preparing to make “ I WOULD TURN SQUIRREL GIRL’S COOCHIE INSIDE OUT” video before me😢
@ um no u got it 💀
Luna Snow originated from a mobile game it seems
Almost choked on my drink when he looked at the Psylocke cosmetic style 😂
My kinda content
19:25 Since she's the Empress of Wakanda (Tchalla's wife) in the comics (the MCU couldn't do it since they didn't have the rights to X-Men back then), yeah you can do it if you've got that Vibranium enhanced loaded gun.
14:02 game is rated Teen for violence btw
"Norman's on sabbatical honey" ahh voice
Btw in one of the comic books MJ died from having “reproductive stretch exercises” with Spiderman due to radiation poisoning
Iron backshots is devious.
Green aura with flies
I'm curious about the Squoochie is like too.
I have lost GALLONS to this game💀
iron first is a certified smash and you know it.
hear me out... venom morph's into people's body shape so.... also ain't no way he said "If I was Thor I'd say you can take my home caused I'd SMASH!!!!" like bro they're siblings 😭
Dagger would be the reason I play this game
Dawg it’s only been like a week since release 😭🙏
0:42 bro looks like the anime character fanart with the eyes seen through the hair
Scarlet Witch is my ride or die smash
The GOON shades💀💀💀💀
16:22 my mom walked in my room 😭
Really hope Namor gets a Mr. Nimbus skin. That'd be sick.
LIL BRO THOR IS HER SISTER!!!!!!
"GE-"
I would take one gazillion volts for Storm.
what is cyborg raiden yapping about
14:00 my man is a fan of the classics.
Very based.
3:48 they would also be radioactive just like Spider-Man and yes, there is a comic book or least I think a non-cannon story where Mary Jane dies to that I kill you not it’s real
We have a Smash or Pass video for Marvel Rivals before GTA6 💀
I came up with more info for Jeff he or she I don't know the gender yet but they are the sidekick / pet of gwenpool
The drink is that you?
Neymar is Aquaman of Marvel pretty much
Hela in ultimate alliance 3 had the cake
That too much cake.
o m g
FRFR, she was the whole bakery
She had the whole damn industry behind her
18:38 is where the gooner brain rot became terminal
All smash edit:(Excluding the shark)
staying in the comments so people don't catch me watching this
Smash everyone, next question
7:46 Dude hela is thor's sister😭😭😭
Only in the MCU
6:44 splinters 💀
True tho
I love this weird-ass joker voice he's got
Smash and pass on the 4th day is crazy
Cloak & dagger yes a 2 man 🫡
i don't think he realizes Hela and Thor are siblings
Only in the MCU
9:00
Pass or smash
Me:pet
Peak cinema aint gonna lie