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  • Natalie Portman shares what's new in her life.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @BlackBirdSinging47
    @BlackBirdSinging47 5 років тому +5703

    Something about her total commitment to the “tell me whyyyy” always gets me

    • @mathchurch7599
      @mathchurch7599 5 років тому +20

      What's that a reference to?

    • @animoji9774
      @animoji9774 5 років тому +137

      @@mathchurch7599 reference to bobby brown perogative song

    • @mathchurch7599
      @mathchurch7599 5 років тому +9

      Thank you

    • @MrDaRiAn21
      @MrDaRiAn21 5 років тому +7

      Lol right 🤣 love that song

    • @donalvarez4006
      @donalvarez4006 5 років тому +12

      That's my favorite part

  • @TheHAUS_
    @TheHAUS_ 4 роки тому +10541

    Not enough people are talking about how Andy Samberg came back for this. No matter how many people know him, that man will always deserve more recognition

    • @crystalbrawl8294
      @crystalbrawl8294 4 роки тому +107

      Love him so much

    • @MuhammadAhmed-qw3qp
      @MuhammadAhmed-qw3qp 4 роки тому +77

      Seriously the only reason I love this.... Andy is amazing

    • @aanninui
      @aanninui 4 роки тому +75

      i like the reaction when he appeared

    • @Sam-jv2zn
      @Sam-jv2zn 3 роки тому +83

      I love that she called him Carl, because that is his name in Parks and Rec.
      Winning!

    • @markotodorovic7013
      @markotodorovic7013 3 роки тому +60

      @@Sam-jv2zn Or perhaps it was nod to B99, where he is called Carl "Mangy Carl" Mangerman by Pontiac Bandit.

  • @user-hi4xi2rp8j
    @user-hi4xi2rp8j 5 років тому +1766

    "You can juggle these nuts" always gets me

  • @theguanenonli
    @theguanenonli 2 роки тому +7189

    Seeing Natalie dressed as amidala and defending the prequels has made my life complete. That’s it. I’m done

    • @bradcallahan3546
      @bradcallahan3546 2 роки тому

      That’s sad if this completed your life

    • @michaeljordan6008
      @michaeljordan6008 2 роки тому +37

      That’s good.
      You don’t ask for much.

    • @KerbalHub
      @KerbalHub 2 роки тому +42

      @Padme Amidala senator of Naboo look, it's the senator herself

    • @ericotto314
      @ericotto314 2 роки тому +24

      I’ll dress up as Anakin and defend episodes 1 through 3, hell yeah 🤘

    • @ericotto314
      @ericotto314 2 роки тому +11

      @Padme Amidala senator of Naboo back me up here (your boy, Ani)

  • @christopherhenry2259
    @christopherhenry2259 6 років тому +10905

    This should be a trilogy

  • @mayavale4926
    @mayavale4926 6 років тому +6884

    That’s my Padmé

  • @reggiethecommenter9137
    @reggiethecommenter9137 7 років тому +12930

    I can’t believe I’m saying this but I would buy a Natalie Portman rap album.

  • @katongokatongo6384
    @katongokatongo6384 3 роки тому +929

    Her face when she asked “Better than what?” 😂😂😂

    • @echolot
      @echolot 8 місяців тому +18

      so damn beautiful

    • @hellosoupy
      @hellosoupy 4 місяці тому +2

      @1:34

    • @adanrios7951
      @adanrios7951 11 днів тому

      Love the “I dare you.” Mentality.

  • @gabrielle9893
    @gabrielle9893 5 років тому +15383

    This woman speaks five languages, has an IQ of 140, graduated from Harvard and has been published twice in scientific journals. All while being one of the best actresses ever.
    Edit: it’s been a year since I made this comment, and 9k likes and a number of hate comments later I am still getting notifications about it. Everyone seems VERY heated about a random comment on UA-cam about my personal appreciation for Natalie Portman, both as an actress and person. For whatever reason, this is a dumpster fire of a comment section lmao. Chill tf out

    • @LMD11
      @LMD11 5 років тому +204

      140 is not that high , coauthoring is not a big deal
      She is good actress but not best

    • @bangladeshirealtor
      @bangladeshirealtor 5 років тому +1076

      laxmikant deshmukh lmao u sound like a hater , best actress is subjective , I think she just meant she’s very versatile and accomplished , which she is

    • @LMD11
      @LMD11 5 років тому +69

      @@bangladeshirealtor I am not a hater but just pointing mate facts

    • @bangladeshirealtor
      @bangladeshirealtor 5 років тому +538

      laxmikant deshmukh everything you said is an opinion lol

    • @mehoymenoy8841
      @mehoymenoy8841 5 років тому +402

      Not to mention all the shoe shitting, drug dealing, and sick rapping. Truly a quadruple threat.

  • @254koloko
    @254koloko 7 років тому +6091

    Who left Harvard to save the rap game?
    ( ) Lil Pump
    (X) Natalie Portman

    • @SpectreManz
      @SpectreManz 7 років тому +60

      Matheus Oliveira
      PORT MAN*

    • @chaoticfairytale
      @chaoticfairytale 7 років тому +206

      Even better that she actually graduated. i love a harvard rapper legend

    • @AlizMari23
      @AlizMari23 7 років тому +37

      Graduating counts as leaving.

    • @hydradbz456
      @hydradbz456 5 років тому +8

      Natalie PortMA'AM. SHES A MA'AM

    • @grahamkristensen9301
      @grahamkristensen9301 5 років тому +13

      Lil Pump went to Harvard?

  • @kishan73
    @kishan73 5 років тому +4349

    The rap is great but really it's her commitment to the role and lyrics with facial expressions, body language, and tone that really sells it. I'm still praying for the Professional part 2: Matilda to one day be made.

    • @J_Kwan
      @J_Kwan 4 роки тому +49

      plot should be her headshotting every single pedo who sent her creepy fanmail when she made that movie as a kid xD

    • @clothilde1623
      @clothilde1623 4 роки тому +27

      Oooh that’s a great idea! Wanna see what Matilda’s been up to.

    • @Cyril29a
      @Cyril29a 2 роки тому +7

      Sadly there was a script by Bissette but it got turned in to a terrible movie starring Zoe Seldana and not a sequel.

    • @TheRedWolf43
      @TheRedWolf43 2 роки тому +12

      She found a new mentor some time later, one who was a close friend to Leon. Now, years later her mentor is being hunted by the high table and she stands with him. That’s how Matilda returns in John Wick Chapter 4.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +1

      @UncleMikeNJ That would unironically be awesome.

  • @foonyahaha
    @foonyahaha 2 роки тому +1057

    This doesn't look like a parody any more. It's actually top tier female rapping

    • @k1mbleee
      @k1mbleee 10 місяців тому +25

      Better than most modern rap songs

    • @samsbookbook3425
      @samsbookbook3425 6 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itsrectimemedia
    @itsrectimemedia 7 років тому +6560

    The only sequel I've been waiting for.

    • @alexh4319
      @alexh4319 7 років тому +57

      steven alvarez It’s a better sequel than Last Jedi!

    • @madgreek253
      @madgreek253 7 років тому +10

      I miss shy ronnie.

    • @yojimbo3681
      @yojimbo3681 7 років тому +14

      Holy shit the original rap came out in 2006.

    • @hexhelios
      @hexhelios 7 років тому +4

      steven alvarez 12 years! 12 damnit.

    • @Anonymous56657
      @Anonymous56657 7 років тому

      Hawks Fan that’s was gold

  • @DougUnfunny
    @DougUnfunny 5 років тому +7325

    If Natalie doesn't rap in Thor Love and Thunder, I want my money Back!

    • @zuioachtundneunzig1954
      @zuioachtundneunzig1954 5 років тому +64

      haha. I came here right after she was announced as female Thor

    • @dancemonkey118
      @dancemonkey118 5 років тому +4

      Ahaha lool

    • @riverlynnsuplicky3114
      @riverlynnsuplicky3114 5 років тому +3

      Zuio Achtundneunzig same lol

    • @DonoZeek
      @DonoZeek 5 років тому +20

      @@zuioachtundneunzig1954 boo. No female thor. That's horrible. She's deserve to be called her own hero.

    • @lilycollins1464
      @lilycollins1464 5 років тому +2

      Hahahahahaha

  • @yrshelly
    @yrshelly 7 років тому +6206

    I will wait for another 12 years to see her third rap skit.
    Please make it happen SNL😀

    • @AlizMari23
      @AlizMari23 7 років тому +9

      Shelly 셸리 the last one was 2013, which isn't 12 years.

    • @JohnSmith-iy7gc
      @JohnSmith-iy7gc 7 років тому +15

      Actually in the 100th digital short special there is a little scene with her rapping

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 7 років тому +1

      Shelly 셸리 I'll also be willing to wait

    • @housepianist
      @housepianist 7 років тому +2

      That was dope!

    • @brighteyes7864
      @brighteyes7864 7 років тому +1

      *i want it NOW!!!*

  • @C3studios
    @C3studios 4 роки тому +280

    After all of these years, these are still two of my favorite raps of all time. They're both so lowkey bangers.

    • @marvinhernandez4615
      @marvinhernandez4615 2 роки тому

      She's always sitting on people's faces and taking a shit....good for her

    • @buzz092
      @buzz092 2 роки тому

      What you want Natalie?!
      To drink and fight!
      What you need Natalie?!
      To fuck all night!
      What a legend.

    • @helloRockwood
      @helloRockwood 10 місяців тому

      "I bust in dudes mouths like gushers motherfucker" and "I'll kill your fucking dog for fun so don't push me" always get me.

  • @petiteetoile8376
    @petiteetoile8376 5 років тому +1549

    Natalie's Raps are still some of the best things SNL's ever come up with

    • @misterdrgn5155
      @misterdrgn5155 5 років тому +52

      Thanks to Lonely Island. They weren't even part of SNL when they wrote and produced this.

    • @youreokay7888
      @youreokay7888 3 роки тому +29

      Andy Samberg is a certified genius

  • @Winteramen
    @Winteramen 5 років тому +1348

    1:21 “Tell me whhhyyYYhYyhh” lol that made me chuckle

    • @RoeLuv1
      @RoeLuv1 4 роки тому +11

      Shout Out to Bobby lol

    • @taniaakter1260
      @taniaakter1260 4 роки тому +11

      That bit makes me laugh every time 😂

    • @luf4rall
      @luf4rall 4 роки тому +2

      @@RoeLuv1 Probably the Britney cover.

    • @TheMrsmartass13
      @TheMrsmartass13 4 роки тому +8

      Idk why but that part is pretty sick, as a break it fits the theme of the song, and when the beat comes back in, it's so sick.

    • @sausagemaan9097
      @sausagemaan9097 3 роки тому +3

      is that a reference to something? i couldn't figure it out

  • @kfields4980
    @kfields4980 4 роки тому +8067

    Her rap name should be Lil Padmé.
    Edit: I actually have to agree with one of y'all; rap names have gotten lame.

  • @Kristobliss
    @Kristobliss 2 роки тому +558

    "And when my water broke...You know it drowned the doctooorrrrrr!!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mangos5326
    @mangos5326 4 роки тому +1537

    “say something nice about jar jar binks” IM DYING

    • @MadChristoph
      @MadChristoph 2 роки тому +17

      To be fair, they both are from Naboo, so yeah

    • @kadejito1
      @kadejito1 2 роки тому +9

      What makes it hilarious for me is that she has to hold a gun to someones head to make them say something nice about Jar Jar Binks 😆. He really is one of the most despised characters in human fiction.

    • @GullibleTarget
      @GullibleTarget 2 роки тому +4

      @@kadejito1 never explain the joke

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 6 місяців тому +2

      @@kadejito1 I've always liked Jar Jar. He's funny and I *truly* don't understand the hate for him _or_ the Anakin Trilogy. And no,Rey's trilogy is not better."The Last Jedi"is my 2nd favorite of *ALL* the"Star Wars"movies,but the other 2 are just bad written fanfictions and my _favorite_ of all the SW movies remains"The Phantom Menace"so...

    • @PointBlank-nl5pf
      @PointBlank-nl5pf Місяць тому

      You know the Naboo and Gungans gotta pull up for each other.🔥

  • @NinaC
    @NinaC 7 років тому +2387

    Lmao at that Star Wars bit! She really is such a queen! ❤️

  • @neabby
    @neabby 4 роки тому +1017

    "you know it drowned the doctorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" 😂😂

    • @Mahlercougar
      @Mahlercougar 4 роки тому +14

      01:09 I think she was referring to the old EARLY 80s rap by COOL MO DEE - "Go see the Doctorrrrrrrrrrrr"
      ua-cam.com/video/SH5a-deHquc/v-deo.html
      Go to 2:28 in the above link ;)

    • @namesarentimportant1
      @namesarentimportant1 4 роки тому +22

      @@Mahlercougar Sounds like something Nicki Minaj has done

    • @dgeneric7518
      @dgeneric7518 4 роки тому +11

      I kinda soaked the doctor. A nurse slid in a puddle. That's the result of eating about 8-12 icy pops every day during a summer pregnancy. 40 lbs, mostly water weight 😅

    • @isaihmerp5106
      @isaihmerp5106 3 роки тому

      @@namesarentimportant1 yeah it was when Nicki Minaj said “bus this pussy open in the islands of wy kikiiiiiiiiiiii”

    • @alpha2turbo
      @alpha2turbo 2 роки тому +2

      It's a call back to Kool Moe Dee, Go see the doctor.

  • @humanusername5732
    @humanusername5732 4 роки тому +1547

    she actually needs to be a guest star in "epic rap battles of history" lol

    • @waltonsimons12
      @waltonsimons12 3 роки тому +18

      Better put her up against J. Robert Oppenheimer. Nobody else would stand a chance.

    • @mistermaestersirthomas9164
      @mistermaestersirthomas9164 3 роки тому +32

      Padma vs Leia put it out on mother's day

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому

      @Mistermaestersir Thomas Actually that’d be super cool!

  • @renatocosta8315
    @renatocosta8315 7 років тому +696

    The way she added the Star Wars prequel references was very badass

    • @hqamar1680
      @hqamar1680 7 років тому

      Beef Fishstick damn y’all both here too?!?!

    • @aizensamakingx4480
      @aizensamakingx4480 7 років тому +2

      The way "she" added...

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 7 років тому +1

      whoever wrote the rap added those references.

    • @ManPursueExcellence
      @ManPursueExcellence 7 років тому

      Bb Nn
      Hey, you know what. You said a lot but, all things considered......I think you’re right 🤔
      Now that I think about it, the prequels had a number of quality actors in it as well. I mean actors people were pretty familiar with, I think. I think so.

    • @emcats84
      @emcats84 7 років тому +1

      She didn't add shit. It was written by others.

  • @alenalias2397
    @alenalias2397 7 років тому +6188

    *All this from a harvard graduate*

    • @BostonsF1nest
      @BostonsF1nest 7 років тому +181

      Alena lias you can juggle these nuts

    • @zoe_lixx
      @zoe_lixx 7 років тому +469

      When she was in Harvard she smoked weed everyday
      She cheated every test and snorted all the yay

    • @oksimoron5246
      @oksimoron5246 7 років тому +18

      She never went there it is all payed and a part of PR. She never showed any sign of intelligence, on contrary. She has no healthy brain cell left. If some one independent tested her IQ i think it would be under 100.

    • @theobserver8881
      @theobserver8881 7 років тому +72

      And your source?

    • @ejbernal2
      @ejbernal2 7 років тому +16

      The Observer Natalie said so herself. True story.

  • @megaprime4173
    @megaprime4173 7 років тому +2494

    I now believe kylo Ren gots his attitudes from him his grandmother instead

  • @phoenixgray9231
    @phoenixgray9231 4 роки тому +490

    Natalie while giving birth: i didn't even push
    Meanwhile padme giving birth: aight imma peace out

    • @lolgorwow
      @lolgorwow 3 роки тому +61

      Padme wasn't smoking bomb kush that's the difference

    • @thesparks00
      @thesparks00 3 роки тому +14

      In my mind, it was Palpatine. It was Palpatine all along.

    • @lolgorwow
      @lolgorwow 3 роки тому +21

      @@thesparks00 Palpatine prohibited weed. That''s what killed Padmé

  • @traxagenda3445
    @traxagenda3445 5 років тому +1459

    This beat she's rapping on is extremely underrated

    • @jfuzz97
      @jfuzz97 4 роки тому +83

      Kha'len McCoy one thing you can say about Lonely Island’s “fake rap” is that the production is always legitimately high quality.

    • @yoongistongue4163
      @yoongistongue4163 3 роки тому +33

      @@jfuzz97 lonely island is amazing, the songs are legit bops, every single one. I don't know why the latest album they've made didn't make it, because it was hilarious. Anyway I'm hoping for them to be back one day.

  • @IglooDweller
    @IglooDweller 7 років тому +4875

    Damn, Natalie. You a crazy chick.

    • @amandarogers6161
      @amandarogers6161 7 років тому +66

      And I will pay for your dry cleaning when my shit gets in your shooooeeeeee.

    • @porfirioErodriguez
      @porfirioErodriguez 7 років тому +1

      Hotter in my book X3hunna

    • @warez1896
      @warez1896 7 років тому +10

      it's her 1st rap reference.

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 2 роки тому +1

      "Shut the F**** up and suck my d***"- Natalie Portman

    • @dzenacs2011
      @dzenacs2011 Рік тому

      Someone for sure answer this with lines from the song and it was shadowbanned by woke youtube

  • @A70036
    @A70036 7 років тому +754

    "And do you find it difficult to juggle kids in your career?"
    "You can juggle deez nuts"
    "What??"😂😂

    • @A70036
      @A70036 7 років тому +5

      notion1 Aaayyyeeeee congratulations buddy👍👍👌👌

    • @karlaponte3741
      @karlaponte3741 7 років тому

      😂😂 she had me rolling 🤣

    • @dezyd4671
      @dezyd4671 7 років тому

      😂😂 wait what? 😂😂😂

    • @baldrianpill
      @baldrianpill 6 років тому

      Harsh Bajpai i

    • @ranranran8316
      @ranranran8316 23 дні тому

      Thought she was really going to juggle kids😂

  • @vmp8r3
    @vmp8r3 4 роки тому +112

    I knew it was over the moment i heard "Okay ya Bish!" then that beat and "Portman! Portman! Portman! Portman! Portman! Portman!" I officially lost it at the star wars part.

  • @jamesedwardmallen9790
    @jamesedwardmallen9790 5 років тому +553

    "TELL ME WHYYYYYYY"
    That literally kills me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @underethanhunt
      @underethanhunt 2 роки тому +1

      What is it a reference to?

    • @candaceh3829
      @candaceh3829 22 дні тому +1

      @@underethanhuntyou probably know by now but if not it’s reference to “My Prerogative” - Bobby Brown

    • @underethanhunt
      @underethanhunt 21 день тому +1

      @candaceh3829 tysm! I didn't know hahaha I'm glad someone was able to answer this for me! 😊

  • @luchajon8480
    @luchajon8480 5 років тому +3666

    SAY SOMETHIN' 'BOUT THE PREQUELS

    • @pagogo84
      @pagogo84 5 років тому +20

      🎤👋🏿

    • @sauviel6296
      @sauviel6296 4 роки тому +33

      Its good!

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire 4 роки тому +89

      Compared to Disney Shitwars, even Jar Jar is a breath of fresh air.

    • @Ludicrousism
      @Ludicrousism 4 роки тому +5

      @jigyoda well yes, but actually no...

    • @Ludicrousism
      @Ludicrousism 4 роки тому +3

      @jigyoda well yes but no

  • @abcun17
    @abcun17 6 років тому +1473

    Awesome! Love how she stood up for the Prequels!!!

    • @ps4wonderwoman606
      @ps4wonderwoman606 5 років тому +134

      They have the best score and the best light sabre duels. I wish the modern movies would like use the light sabres

    • @ChickenPermissionOG
      @ChickenPermissionOG 5 років тому +36

      Jar jar can die other than that I enjoyed the prequels.

    • @Lilysusanna
      @Lilysusanna 5 років тому +63

      Lol the prequels are way better then the newer pieces of shit lol

    • @jaytranscendencemodder1280
      @jaytranscendencemodder1280 5 років тому +27

      @@divanshukumarmahajan4803 Duel of the Fates would beg to differ on that soundtrack part bud, and while Luke's fights were def more emotional, you know they wish they could have made that prequel choreography happen with the original fights.

    • @jaytranscendencemodder1280
      @jaytranscendencemodder1280 5 років тому +10

      @@divanshukumarmahajan4803 Imperial March, while impressive, isn't half as epic as Duel of the Fates and while I don't deny the epic-ness of the Luke vs Vader fights, you can't tell me yoda wasn't worth it.

  • @a-bittersweet-tragedy0203
    @a-bittersweet-tragedy0203 4 роки тому +109

    The fact that they brought Andy back 😂😂😂😂 I’m shook this is actually really good lmao

    • @rachelrachel9152
      @rachelrachel9152 3 роки тому +10

      And then they also completely randomly added that they had a child together presumably right after they recorded the first song lolll that always gets me

  • @brittanyregan9061
    @brittanyregan9061 7 років тому +326

    I love how they brought Andy back to help with this skip 😂😂

    • @11cylynt11
      @11cylynt11 7 років тому +17

      Brittany Regan Andy is part of The Lonely Island which are the ones that make these parodies. They made the first one and a bunch of great music skits. But of course it’s good The Lonely Island came back to do part 2.

    • @MrMisterh1
      @MrMisterh1 7 років тому

      I did not get his part tho, I am missing something? is that referring to something in particular?

    • @almightycinder
      @almightycinder 7 років тому +5

      His group wrote the previous one, and he was at the end of the song wearing that viking hat.

    • @11cylynt11
      @11cylynt11 7 років тому +5

      MrMisterh1 Andy Samberg is there because him and him music parody group The Lonely Island made both parodies. They produced the beat and wrote the lyrics. You didn’t think that Natalie actually wrote those words did you? It’s hard to believe that she can think those things up but that’s what makes it funny. It’s ironic, you wouldn’t think she’d be like this, being that she’s a mom, respected actress, and Harvard graduate.

    • @MrMisterh1
      @MrMisterh1 7 років тому +1

      11cylynt11 no I get that I was referring to the actual content of his part the whole here is your child etc

  • @DollarDude
    @DollarDude 7 років тому +1924

    Natalie, the world needs an album from you under the rap name "Port Man".

  • @GeorgeMichaelO
    @GeorgeMichaelO 7 років тому +145

    Day’ummm. THE beat. THE flow. THE delivery. Simply shooketh

  • @finchkid716
    @finchkid716 Рік тому +64

    Natalie rapping over a trap beat about the Star Wars prequels is one of the greatest things I have ever seen in my life. 💜

  • @astonishingpudding
    @astonishingpudding 7 років тому +173

    Some of us had to wait 12 years for this lava track. We could've died. Step up the production Portman! Give us an album.

    • @MiguelLopez-el2gp
      @MiguelLopez-el2gp 7 років тому +1

      astonishingpudding I would LIVE for an album, Nicki Minaj and Cardi B are SHAKING

    • @astonishingpudding
      @astonishingpudding 7 років тому +1

      Possible track list?
      Track 1 Natalie Raps
      Track 2 Natalie's Rap 2
      Track 3 That Little S**t Ain't Mine
      Track 4 Journalists Meet Window (I Didn't Do It Judge)

  • @ashrafabdillah5369
    @ashrafabdillah5369 7 років тому +179

    When Andy appeared I just smiled. It is complete

  • @Sami-jq5ts
    @Sami-jq5ts 7 років тому +541

    I love the “TELL ME WHYYYYY” part

  • @forceiswithyou7776
    @forceiswithyou7776 4 роки тому +45

    Padme wielding a .45 is now canon in the Star Wars universe.

  • @xkee2013
    @xkee2013 7 років тому +562

    God I love that Star Wars prequels part LMAO!!!!!!

    • @reshawndrezenbarriga7218
      @reshawndrezenbarriga7218 7 років тому +10

      xkee2013 wow she loves the prequels

    • @robinanwaldt
      @robinanwaldt 7 років тому

      Obi-Wan Cannoli People with good taste in movies..?

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 7 років тому +8

      The Prequels are actually better than the Originals if you watch the Clone Wars. It's hard for me to admit it.

    • @robinanwaldt
      @robinanwaldt 7 років тому +1

      CommanderCodyHD The Clone Wars breaks continuity in many instances with the prequels as well as the originals. And I don‘t see how something separate from a movie (or movies) can make said movie better in any way in this kind of comparison. The Original Trilogy can hold up on its own perfectly (as it did for 16 years). When you need something outside of the compared medium to call it „better“ then that just doesn’t seem right to me.

    • @Cipher_Nine
      @Cipher_Nine 7 років тому +1

      how come it breaks continuities ???

  • @PolarPhantom
    @PolarPhantom 4 роки тому +2841

    When Saturday Night Live gives Padme more respect than The Rise of Skywalker.

  • @TravelwithAustin
    @TravelwithAustin 7 років тому +1374

    I can't count the number of times I've watched this.

    • @thanostzia
      @thanostzia 7 років тому +3

      TravelwithAustin as many times as Jar Jar's **** ?

    • @Crecendos
      @Crecendos 6 років тому

      I still think the her first one was betters pffts

    • @appleseedxt
      @appleseedxt 6 років тому +1

      I can: 5 ,939,692

    • @PattyGS-hn6ix
      @PattyGS-hn6ix 6 років тому

      Too many times to count

    • @amelie1910
      @amelie1910 6 років тому

      lmaooo same i have it in my phone

  • @marcuscarana9240
    @marcuscarana9240 4 роки тому +64

    I love how Natalie's like "Don't pretend like I don't know how you think my Star Wars movies are shit, b*tch!"

  • @yodaonketamine5706
    @yodaonketamine5706 4 роки тому +192

    '' The sequels are really good, they are much better than... ''
    '' Better than what ??? "
    Perfect response

  • @mattnichols4592
    @mattnichols4592 7 років тому +913

    "Ok you bisshh" haha im dead

    • @user-ws8uw2jy2w
      @user-ws8uw2jy2w 6 років тому

      you're a flamboyant soyboy if you laugh at that

    • @mattnichols4592
      @mattnichols4592 6 років тому

      All Star thanks for backing me up dude you have my respect!

    • @mattnichols4592
      @mattnichols4592 6 років тому

      Azurastrider thanks for helping me out you have my respect!

    • @kbanghart
      @kbanghart 6 років тому +1

      I'm deceased

    • @sarayan.3467
      @sarayan.3467 6 років тому +1

      That's how Cardi B raps

  • @KevinMAbraham
    @KevinMAbraham 7 років тому +176

    idk there is sth very satisfying about watching serious actor/actress being funny af like this

  • @Matt-te9dc
    @Matt-te9dc Рік тому +15

    “Their much better than…”
    “Better than what?!?”
    Gets me every time😭

  • @freebritney89
    @freebritney89 7 років тому +142

    That " Portman. Portman. Portman" intro verse goes hard asf. Lol. I keep saying it now lol

    • @pyrobison2002
      @pyrobison2002 7 років тому +1

      alex i. ..it’s takin from Jaden Smith’s Batman

    • @eFrog27
      @eFrog27 7 років тому

      the woo after switchblade gives away its supposed to be like jumpman

    • @szn1580
      @szn1580 25 днів тому

      Facts lmao

  • @KryptonianChaos1
    @KryptonianChaos1 7 років тому +711

    Padme... You're breaking my heart. You're going down a path I can't follow!

    • @kirbyalt
      @kirbyalt 7 років тому +16

      I didn’t know I could have a love hate relationship with UA-cam comments

    • @xkee2013
      @xkee2013 7 років тому +7

      sb11 dude I love your fucking comment lmao

    • @_essence_07
      @_essence_07 7 років тому +10

      Lol at the people who don’t get this joke

    • @LordAaronus
      @LordAaronus 7 років тому

      Putting her walks!

    • @konliner9286
      @konliner9286 7 років тому +3

      This is why I love Star Wars community.

  • @ClementePR21
    @ClementePR21 7 років тому +6524

    Damn natalie you still a crazy chick.

    • @thekub32
      @thekub32 7 років тому +26

      ThatGuyWithTheFrostie I get that reference.

    • @gmc4jc74
      @gmc4jc74 7 років тому +3

      Brian Gabriel
      "Natalie Portman is a Jew."

    • @StephanieRoestel
      @StephanieRoestel 7 років тому +4

      Hit em with the Seth call back

    • @lovesgibson
      @lovesgibson 7 років тому +1

      Every chick in Hollywood is

    • @LillyTL
      @LillyTL 7 років тому +48

      What's wrong with you? She looks incredible. You clearly aren't getting any.

  • @RetroGaming_07
    @RetroGaming_07 2 роки тому +21

    This sketch will always be one of my favorites. Natalie Portman is a very multi talented woman and she's really smart on top of that. One of my top 10 Snl sketches for sure.

  • @amandar.672
    @amandar.672 5 років тому +5485

    i’m telling my kids this was cardi b.

    • @mattc3126
      @mattc3126 5 років тому +202

      amanda r. Cardi b doesn’t deserve that kind of respect

    • @amandar.672
      @amandar.672 5 років тому +24

      Matt C i agree.

    • @viddywell1925
      @viddywell1925 5 років тому +4

      Shut up Angela! Go play with your cats.

    • @amandar.672
      @amandar.672 5 років тому +9

      Viddy Well oh, ok then, i just wanted to listen to music

    • @jimhalpert6552
      @jimhalpert6552 5 років тому +6

      hey Angela..wth is going on? I am finding every Office employee on this thing

  • @astroash
    @astroash 7 років тому +1565

    Her kid is definitely the luckiest in the world for having such a cool mom...

    • @HighXRoller
      @HighXRoller 7 років тому +79

      Yup. Especially considering the fact that the first thing it saw when it came into this world is Natalie's V..........
      for Vendetta movie. I heard it was playing on the t.v. in the hospital the time of birth. Great movie.

    • @iansavage8525
      @iansavage8525 7 років тому +7

      dat calculation tho Describe what makes her cool.

    • @andiangle
      @andiangle 7 років тому +35

      she's not a regular mom, she's a cool mom

    • @kimberlyterasaki4843
      @kimberlyterasaki4843 7 років тому +6

      What do you think the chances are of her kid turning into a real life Luke or Leia?

    • @jetsurge250
      @jetsurge250 7 років тому +12

      Luke and Leia are so lucky

  • @coldk9269
    @coldk9269 6 років тому +902

    Padme....a Star Wars story

    • @Jabarie898
      @Jabarie898 6 років тому +31

      Fabz more like = Amidala: a Star Wars Rap Story.

    • @babysbaba6516
      @babysbaba6516 6 років тому

      Lmao

    • @robertbaur3145
      @robertbaur3145 6 років тому +4

      THAT I would watch and even buy

    • @savagenature1
      @savagenature1 5 років тому +17

      How's this for a plot twist:
      Padme: I ain't dead bitches!!!!
      The Star Wars Universe: What??? But you died of a broken heart!
      Padme: Bitch, please! I faked that shit so I could escape to the unknown regions and do some crazy shit! By the way, while I was out there I gained the ability to use the Force. Now I'm ma Bitch Slap the Fuck outta All Y'all!!!!!

    • @whatdoyouwant7177
      @whatdoyouwant7177 5 років тому +5

      Padme...a Star Wars rap album

  • @Lhwbakao
    @Lhwbakao Рік тому +15

    The “I’m a mother now” totally gets me for some reason 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aman5428
    @aman5428 7 років тому +1653

    No more questions.

    • @aman5428
      @aman5428 7 років тому +12

      notion1
      Who hurt you man??
      Take deep breaths, count till 10, calm down and then if you think it is necessary to abuse someone over something which is entirely unrelated to you, do it.

    • @paoloanacletowong6177
      @paoloanacletowong6177 7 років тому +1

      going bulilit for being the best bubble-gang for being long running that's snl.even better than both.

    • @Poke420DB
      @Poke420DB 6 років тому

      No more beach

  • @asmaatamna4343
    @asmaatamna4343 7 років тому +392

    "Tell meh waaaaah", brilliant XD

    • @jakegreen9728
      @jakegreen9728 7 років тому +3

      Asma Atamna was that. Reference to something ?

    • @GermaeAnne
      @GermaeAnne 6 років тому +14

      Jake Green right before that part she says "I'm bumping *_My Prerogative_* ". That and the " *_tell my whhhyyyy_* " lines are, I believe, references to Brittney Spears' really early works and referencing those shows her age.

    • @0mfgl0lzz
      @0mfgl0lzz 6 років тому +26

      Oh my god....... my prerogative is NOT an original from Britney. It's from Bobby Brown.... Jesus. The next thing you know people are going to start thinking "I love rock
      n roll" and "Satisfaction" were Britney's songs.

    • @GermaeAnne
      @GermaeAnne 6 років тому +3

      Alright then. I guess I was wrong.

    • @Rubens_991
      @Rubens_991 6 років тому +3

      Germae Anne you are lying on the internet

  • @darthclone6105
    @darthclone6105 7 років тому +148

    The fact that she actually put on the queen make up 😂😂

  • @LaRomaBella
    @LaRomaBella 4 роки тому +180

    "You're a mess, Carl."
    So, Natalie exists in the Parks and Rec world and Carl's moved on from his Park Ranger days?

    • @bettinarado6197
      @bettinarado6197 3 роки тому +12

      He could also be undercover as Mangy Carl from B99

  • @Depthcharger44
    @Depthcharger44 6 років тому +2041

    1:38
    Kylo Ren: "Grandma?!"

  • @tosht2515
    @tosht2515 7 років тому +906

    *_"Xannies dissolving in my Pinot"_* 👍

    • @gpcaraudio
      @gpcaraudio 7 років тому +9

      Tosh T I sure hope it was a single vineyard pinot from Willamette Valley.

  • @srod8004
    @srod8004 7 років тому +602

    "Okay you bisshh."

    • @rhey81
      @rhey81 5 років тому +7

      I'm sorry wha????

  • @Jordan98111
    @Jordan98111 Рік тому +18

    This will never get old. She is BOMB for this 💀😂

  • @khaleesi1032
    @khaleesi1032 5 років тому +901

    1:38 I rewatched this at least 40 times lmfao

  • @chandlersun3877
    @chandlersun3877 7 років тому +1159

    Best sequel ever

    • @chandlersun3877
      @chandlersun3877 7 років тому +15

      Andy is back as well YAS

    • @JackMensahBonsu
      @JackMensahBonsu 7 років тому +5

      Sequal my ass, this is milti-platinum!

    • @bundokman
      @bundokman 7 років тому +7

      ahem...Best prequel ever.

    • @delondir
      @delondir 7 років тому +2

      *1.25x* ➡️ *the real dope* 🔊
      😎

    • @rumpio5505
      @rumpio5505 6 років тому

      Prequels are awesome

  • @Amber474
    @Amber474 7 років тому +805

    This was actually a sick beat

    • @cryogeneric
      @cryogeneric 7 років тому +13

      Agreed. It's really good. :)

    • @missdifficulty905
      @missdifficulty905 6 років тому +1

      cause several parts are mimicking some rappers like Minaj and rich chigga

  • @WebHead1996-1
    @WebHead1996-1 3 роки тому +23

    "You can juggle these nuts" Took me by surprise 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Cosmic_Solace
    @Cosmic_Solace 7 років тому +516

    Who knew Mathilda from Leon would grow up to be so badass? Acting since she was 11, managed to stay grounded, graduated from Harvard, brilliant actress, has good character, she's a complete package! Love her so much, what an icon!

    • @Cosmic_Solace
      @Cosmic_Solace 7 років тому +9

      Hahahaha XDXD Rap 1.0 reference. XDXD

    • @theonewhoeatslemons1931
      @theonewhoeatslemons1931 7 років тому +60

      If you can cheat all the way to a Harvard degree it's still a talent

    • @Jajais4u
      @Jajais4u 7 років тому +1

      I don't know man, turning kids to orphans and shit

    • @kevweokumakube341
      @kevweokumakube341 6 років тому

      The One Who Eats Lemons good point, good point

    • @fungifago
      @fungifago 6 років тому +5

      Who knew? Are you kiddin? She was badass as fuck since Leon

  • @rashb3994
    @rashb3994 7 років тому +61

    Thought no way she could top the first, but she somehow did it! She even gave us a little Cardi B moment. Too many awesome moments to name.

    • @kbitchkal8765
      @kbitchkal8765 7 років тому +2

      rash b I can
      All of it 😍 😂

    • @shiestysean
      @shiestysean 7 років тому +2

      rash b even a Nicki part

  • @tylervilbert5071
    @tylervilbert5071 6 років тому +1422

    Natalie Portman: “You can juggle deez nutz”
    Me: Yes mistress.

    • @Gregavision
      @Gregavision 5 років тому +2

      Tylerr Vilbert for real. She I’ll do whatever she says.

    • @tylervilbert5071
      @tylervilbert5071 5 років тому +4

      Viet N that is correct. She can also “sit there on my face and take a shit”
      How’s that for impact

    • @somerandomguy4240
      @somerandomguy4240 5 років тому +1

      @@tylervilbert5071 I'm with you, buddy.

    • @tylervilbert5071
      @tylervilbert5071 5 років тому

      @Chow right?! How did you feel about her short hair phase? And I call it a phase because it was very clear back then she was goin thru some thangs. But I do know she’s a damn attractive lady in this video. I guess some might be able to call her a “milf” now. 🤣

    • @somerandomguy4240
      @somerandomguy4240 5 років тому

      @@tylervilbert5071 Man she just looks good no matter what she does. She could go bald and would still be attractive.

  • @xylos16
    @xylos16 2 роки тому +22

    Of everything I have seen Natalie do, this is her crowning achievement.
    To be clear this is a compliment.

  • @JonathanMontes
    @JonathanMontes 7 років тому +182

    The Queen Amidala part gives me hope for the rest of 2018

    • @indo2mi5
      @indo2mi5 7 років тому

      Jonathan Montes what is amidala?

    • @ju8722
      @ju8722 7 років тому +2

      indo2mi5 Who she played in Star wars

  • @Ruby-Rosales
    @Ruby-Rosales 7 років тому +236

    Omg when Andy Sanburg came on i am too happy.

  • @woodyworld6226
    @woodyworld6226 7 років тому +345

    "You can juggle these nuts." Damn Natalie's a savage. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dennydarkko
    @dennydarkko 4 роки тому +13

    "They say I'm positive, hell yeah im positive , that your going down while im bumping my prerogative!"
    "Tell me whyyy"
    Nice bobby brown reference for all the oldheads😂😂

  • @ashley.sterling
    @ashley.sterling 7 років тому +127

    academy award winner natalie portman, ladies and gentlemen

  • @mentaltelepathy24
    @mentaltelepathy24 7 років тому +1710

    lmfaoooo epic. I want an album
    for natalie like this

    • @Splendid_yellow_convoy
      @Splendid_yellow_convoy 7 років тому +1

      Derk Ender yeah like where can I get both of these tracks? lol

    • @megablocks1370
      @megablocks1370 7 років тому +2

      Actually the guy Andy Samburg is in the lonely island and her first rap is there along with a bunch of awesome wack songs

    • @josephschmoe2448
      @josephschmoe2448 7 років тому

      Your standards are really low.

    • @SkGow
      @SkGow 7 років тому

      Ya.. This is epic.

    • @rosarojas2730
      @rosarojas2730 6 років тому

      Everybody want!

  • @gpcaraudio
    @gpcaraudio 7 років тому +1556

    When my water broke,
    You know I drowned the docterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @Macieks300
      @Macieks300 7 років тому +12

      Kool Moe Dee

    • @a237mL
      @a237mL 7 років тому +38

      Vladimir J You aren’t getting her reference then if you think that. Go back to your Taylor Swift music.

    • @vonwonmusicinc.4560
      @vonwonmusicinc.4560 7 років тому +16

      Vladimir J actually that fits perfectly with the song and the comedy of saying she's not who you think she is.

    • @samuelblinne6040
      @samuelblinne6040 7 років тому

      Haha

    • @MegaTopfan
      @MegaTopfan 7 років тому +7

      Reminded me of Nicki Minaj 😂

  • @leviathanmiller7955
    @leviathanmiller7955 3 роки тому +15

    When she said "how's that for impact?" Like a mob boss that shit was hilarious

  • @emluvslou
    @emluvslou 7 років тому +810

    OKAY YA BISH.

    • @silencednn
      @silencednn 6 років тому +4

      You can juggle these nuts

  • @CozieGhosty
    @CozieGhosty 7 років тому +369

    I have watched this ten times. No joke.

    • @JamaicanRain
      @JamaicanRain 7 років тому +2

      I believe ya. :p

    • @Goland454
      @Goland454 7 років тому +4

      I love Andy’s part. He really can sing!~!

    • @chemicalstawberry
      @chemicalstawberry 7 років тому +2

      Dominique McKinney same, i can't stop watching this

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 7 років тому +6

      Only ten!?

    • @zeylagarza6780
      @zeylagarza6780 7 років тому

      Goland454 ME TOO IM OBSESSED

  • @Mmxxaamm
    @Mmxxaamm 7 років тому +95

    Okay the "I make mommy moves" bit was brilliant

    • @emilyustick3738
      @emilyustick3738 7 років тому +2

      Maximum Blaster at least she survived childbirth this time

  • @mohammadabdulrahman8291
    @mohammadabdulrahman8291 4 роки тому +28

    We want a third part it’s been THREE YEARS already

    • @isensmith
      @isensmith 3 роки тому +1

      only 9 more to go...

    • @azaelcp
      @azaelcp 3 роки тому

      Jake Santiago-Peralta jr. would be 24 by then.

  • @sebastianalegria3401
    @sebastianalegria3401 5 років тому +444

    I never imagined Natalie rapping but, she surprised me. Besides, she's just demonstrated being more than a great actress.

    • @Wander85942
      @Wander85942 4 роки тому +6

      Guess you haven’t seen her as a self destructive pop star in Vox Lux

    • @sebastianalegria3401
      @sebastianalegria3401 4 роки тому

      @@Wander85942 yes, you're right

    • @FalconPaladin
      @FalconPaladin 4 роки тому +2

      The first one was better.

  • @Saerise
    @Saerise 5 років тому +508

    Reading about the latest Star Wars film reviews and had to come back. “Better than what?” indeed!

    • @deniserossiter1059
      @deniserossiter1059 5 років тому +7

      Saerise me too.

    • @repulser93
      @repulser93 4 роки тому +1

      Better than AOTC, that’s for sure.

    • @TheDibbet
      @TheDibbet 4 роки тому +17

      @@repulser93 No Adam. Stop saying that. You and some helpless teenagers are the only ones saying that.

    • @Chosen_one_501
      @Chosen_one_501 4 роки тому +2

      TheDibbet, and you and some whiny adults are the only ones who are sayin that the sequels are good.

    • @jonahclements9549
      @jonahclements9549 4 роки тому +6

      @@Chosen_one_501 He isn't saying they are good? Adam said the sequels are better than AotC, and TheDibbet said he is wrong. So you can extrapolate from that that TheDibbet thinks the sequels are bad.

  • @tomasjerstad6086
    @tomasjerstad6086 7 років тому +598

    *I can't wait till 12 years when the third one comes out*

    • @PS-jh3in
      @PS-jh3in 6 років тому

      Abood Mki she made a previous rap in SNL 12 years back, this is sort of a sequal to that. Look for it, it's gold

  • @GilDice
    @GilDice 2 роки тому +14

    Me in 2011 "I'll watch Thor, but just to support Chris."
    Me in 2022 "I'll watch Thor Love And Thunder, but just to support Natalie."

  • @donnywilliamson5807
    @donnywilliamson5807 7 років тому +75

    The world needs this uncensored

    • @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming
      @BellaCiaoCinemaGaming 7 років тому +2

      I want this entire video uncensored. Except Jar Jar's 17 dicks. That censor can stay censored...

    • @donnywilliamson5807
      @donnywilliamson5807 7 років тому +1

      Vishal Singh I agree with you. I didn't think about that part when I made my first comment

    • @darkhorse811
      @darkhorse811 7 років тому

      Vishal Singh I agree with you. I wouldn't want THAT uncensored! Oh, the horror...

  • @definitelynottommywiseau3037
    @definitelynottommywiseau3037 7 років тому +236

    "You can juggle these nuts."

  • @bashful_michael
    @bashful_michael 7 років тому +861

    This was so good. Natalie killed it! This rap was straight fire and the Queen Amidala part was hilarious!

    • @mayflower7811
      @mayflower7811 7 років тому +9

      Damn Natalie

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 7 років тому +8

      First one was 100 times better.

    • @KonniWynn
      @KonniWynn 7 років тому +2

      I call her "Queen Amygdala" because Kosmos

  • @Breezyz
    @Breezyz 4 роки тому +34

    I find the lack of star wars references in this comment section disturbing.

  • @TheMizge
    @TheMizge 7 років тому +456

    We don't deserve Natalie Portman.

    • @MrVice101
      @MrVice101 7 років тому +2

      Mihailo Sopic she defended Polanski.

    • @irock2403
      @irock2403 7 років тому +3

      VM and you are typing that while taking a dump in your mom's basement bathroom...

  • @MikePhoenix007
    @MikePhoenix007 5 років тому +265

    Can't wait for the 3rd part of the trilogy to come out. In 12 more years.

    • @danielroberts3282
      @danielroberts3282 5 років тому +4

      I would gladly wait that long!

    • @azaelcp
      @azaelcp 5 років тому +1

      that boy would be 24 yo, snl would be 55, something about the Jackie movie and others new things

    • @berktolunoglu9259
      @berktolunoglu9259 4 роки тому

      ohhh maybe they will digitally make her younger.

  • @lalalallalalallalala
    @lalalallalalallalala 4 роки тому +498

    Why does Andy’s part kinda slap tho

    • @mbvglider
      @mbvglider 4 роки тому +26

      He's become a pretty good singer since the first Natalie Rap, where he really wasn't good. All those years of Lonely Island and Conner4real paid off!

    • @likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008
      @likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008 3 роки тому +6

      because it's andy duh

    • @mongom2952
      @mongom2952 3 роки тому +1

      Why is he dressed like that tho? Is there a reference or something I'm not getting?

    • @likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008
      @likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008 3 роки тому +1

      @@mongom2952 watch the first one

    • @mongom2952
      @mongom2952 3 роки тому +1

      @@likeanoatheverlovelyjewel5008 I have, I meant sort of in general

  • @ms.bridgeen
    @ms.bridgeen 3 роки тому +24

    Kenan at 1:28 always kills me!