Topo Chico Hard Seltzers: Tangy, Exotic, Tropical...Good???

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  • @emuwarrior13
    @emuwarrior13 3 роки тому +518

    When you crack open four Topo Seltzers to drink them all at once while trespassing in a model home, that’s called a Topo Quattro

    • @dpazavalos
      @dpazavalos 3 роки тому +53

      Topo squattro

    • @jrn0320
      @jrn0320 3 роки тому +6

      4 Topo

    • @calzone9033
      @calzone9033 3 роки тому

      Uh. What.

    • @scrat9870
      @scrat9870 3 роки тому +2

      Inspired by the greatest character in the history of all Gundam, Quattro Vagina.

    • @fire_fux
      @fire_fux 3 роки тому +4

      Almost as good as quatro queso dos fritos

  • @bobbyspivey3721
    @bobbyspivey3721 3 роки тому +235

    I've watched this man, this KING, swish everclear in his mouth, but this is the first time I've seen him actually recoil and say "Oh, that's bad, that's really bad" about a drink.

  • @Revanavarice
    @Revanavarice 3 роки тому +95

    I love how we finally got a product that he knocks offscreen out of disgust.

  • @davidcooper5177
    @davidcooper5177 3 роки тому +95

    "8 Malorts" is the Blackstone keyword to activate a Borne-like hitman somewhere in Chicago. Be careful PVIII.

  • @mc_creates3499
    @mc_creates3499 3 роки тому +104

    The shock at how bad Mango was 😂🤣 Onion scented body lotion 🤣

  • @PaxIesus
    @PaxIesus 3 роки тому +64

    "Unloved and untouched in the back of the fridge." Same here, mango; same here.

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 3 роки тому +179

    Every night is tuna-ramen night when you're an alcoholic working class divorced bachelor.

    • @wasatchdan
      @wasatchdan 3 роки тому +31

      adding an egg, garlic, chili sauce, and green onions makes the ramen go down easier.

    • @chuckfinley6747
      @chuckfinley6747 3 роки тому +31

      @@wasatchdan woah there Richie Rich. Not everyone can afford them fancy fixins.

    • @wasatchdan
      @wasatchdan 3 роки тому +9

      @@chuckfinley6747 lol!

  • @ninjabreadman8166
    @ninjabreadman8166 3 роки тому +88

    Every house is an open house when you have as great a personality as yours, PV3. Keep up the good work, and continue opening those doors, king.

  • @eric3844
    @eric3844 3 роки тому +150

    Field archaeologist. Can confirm. Sometimes you're so goddamn broke and tired that the canned stuff is honestly pretty appealing

  • @mikeoltmans9401
    @mikeoltmans9401 3 роки тому +141

    Can we get this man on reddit again he needs to break that 100k

    • @aldo9923
      @aldo9923 3 роки тому +13

      What sub was he on?

  • @laurusschluep7464
    @laurusschluep7464 3 роки тому +63

    Tim, who handles all of Chadwick's real estate. For some reason he has a phone number in Panama and keeps going on vacation in Colombia. Tim really likes Colombia. Always brings big suitcases to do shopping down there.

  • @ThePwned201
    @ThePwned201 3 роки тому +31

    PV3 always looks so cute while he drinks his swill and reflects on becoming destitute and alone

  • @kevinschultz6091
    @kevinschultz6091 3 роки тому +49

    Fun fact - "running a background check on the pineapples" is one of the proof-of-concept projects for justifying RFID tags. No, seriously - the Dole pineapple company did this back in the 2000's - stuck an RFID tag on all their pineapples, just to track them through their workflow, to see what kind of information they got. Turns out they were loosing 10% of their crop due to them sitting on the ground after being picked, but before they got put into the refrigerator trucks.
    Source: I wrote some programming docs for an RFID scanning application. This was one of the success stories.
    Other fun fact - putting a ruggedized RFID chip on your shipping pallet saves you a LOT of money....due to the ability to recover your shipping pallet. Turns out those things are expensive (they're big slabs of steel), and get lost all the time due to looking like every other shipping pallet.

    • @jesse6541
      @jesse6541 3 роки тому +1

      Those were fun facts, Thanks Kev!

    • @landonjackson6023
      @landonjackson6023 3 роки тому +1

      Those facts were surprisingly fun…

  • @TheTom951guitar
    @TheTom951guitar 3 роки тому +157

    I feel like we've learnt a lot more of the PV3 lore today...

    • @CaitlinH555
      @CaitlinH555 3 роки тому +8

      Agreed 100%. Loooots to unpack here.

    • @SirFancy
      @SirFancy 3 роки тому +4

      Add B&E to the list

    • @Nerozard
      @Nerozard 3 роки тому +12

      @@SirFancy Do you mean another B&E? He has broken into a lot of houses. The only place he recorded in that I am positive he owns is his car.

    • @ianvarney2112
      @ianvarney2112 3 роки тому +3

      @@Nerozard """"owns""""
      Pretty sure he's running from the repo man, too.

    • @Nerozard
      @Nerozard 3 роки тому +4

      @@ianvarney2112 He only lost 86% of the Estate. I am sure Abby is not so heartless as do take his car too.

  • @MrNotCreatlve
    @MrNotCreatlve 3 роки тому +49

    I work at a grocery store's liquor department but don't drink any of the things we carry so these videos are of actual practical use to me. Thanks PV3

    • @derpderpderp123456
      @derpderpderp123456 3 роки тому +3

      I’m in exactly the same boat. It’s interesting to recognize a lot of these products in the store I work at.

  • @ttfu7886
    @ttfu7886 3 роки тому +7

    PV3's Dentist:. Uh.... wtf have you been swishing with?
    Everything.

  • @Ir0nW01f
    @Ir0nW01f 3 роки тому +34

    I've seen men in that 'moving around' situation before. Knew a guy when I was 22, an old friend from high school that I regularly played with online in MMOs. Turned out he was living in his car in a walmart parking lot and his day would consist of playing online games at the library, TCG at the card shop, and either begging or dumpster diving for food. He had been kicked out by his parents because he didn't want to go to the colllege they chose for him. I brought him a pizza once and he just cried for a good hour.
    Maybe I'm sadistic and like watching grown men cry, but I made him cry more when I took him in as a roommate rent free and helped him get his life turned around. Now he works crisis dispatch a security company and has his own place.

    • @wasatchdan
      @wasatchdan 3 роки тому +11

      Sometimes a guy just needs help, and most don't know how to ask for it. You did good.

    • @Psy-Krow
      @Psy-Krow 3 роки тому +8

      The internet is often a dark place, but these little gems of humanity keep it balanced. Thanks for making a positive difference in the world doing what you could with what you had.

    • @someoneelse878
      @someoneelse878 3 роки тому +3

      You are a genuinely wonderful person. I hope your days are as bright as your heart.

  • @connoraylesworth5532
    @connoraylesworth5532 3 роки тому +11

    Bare witness to the affects of a rigorous UA-camr schedule upon a alcoholic menace of a man trying to make it in this shitty world. Keep it coming shit lord, we love you

  • @benjip9349
    @benjip9349 3 роки тому +21

    Omg he’s a realtor who films in his own listings isn’t he

    • @trickyrichard
      @trickyrichard 3 роки тому +4

      No his brothers a realtor i think. This guys a sommelier

  • @HelloNNNewman
    @HelloNNNewman 3 роки тому +7

    I love seeing PV3's subscriber count every time a watch a video. The numbers are climbing fast and now we have him rating in negatives with the Malorts. 😂 True masterpiece!

  • @Kalyst_C
    @Kalyst_C 3 роки тому +13

    I like this Malort scoring scale. It should be officially recognized. PV3 should get royalties for that.

  • @jonathankleinow2073
    @jonathankleinow2073 3 роки тому +12

    Me at the beginning: I wonder if he's starting to take free beverages as payment to do the reviews
    Me at 7:00: Guess that rules that out

  • @ianschleh8488
    @ianschleh8488 3 роки тому +32

    Ok, here me out... PV3 is the Jack in the Box guy. Picture that big round Jack in the box head on those narrow shoulders. Plus his ex is the type of girl who wanted to be with a “celebrity” in the beginning

  • @mikaelpalm2130
    @mikaelpalm2130 3 роки тому +7

    PVIII: I used to own stock in Coca Cola. But i lost it. Me: In the divorce? PVIII: In the divorce.

  • @dabndwgn
    @dabndwgn 3 роки тому +5

    PV3: "What's in YOUR bindle?"

  • @warbear55122
    @warbear55122 3 роки тому

    I have watched every single video from you my new internet friend...just shock and awe... fantastic production. On your way to 1 million subscribers soon... when I am not watching existential crisis videos, I come here. Well done PV3

  • @KaneMartin1
    @KaneMartin1 3 роки тому +9

    I once joked about PV3's first kitchen being in a home for sale that he just kept breaking into/scheduling "showings" for. Now I'm curious if I was right, prophetic... or giving him ideas.

  • @ringding1000
    @ringding1000 3 роки тому +2

    Love the new digs!
    Even the Malort didn't get tossed off the counter.
    Oh, and say Hi! to Ted - I mean Tim when you see him.

  • @TheEznixon
    @TheEznixon 3 роки тому

    You have a great sense of humor. thanks for riffing and reviewing.

  • @eric3844
    @eric3844 3 роки тому +123

    Why tf would anyone drink this when you could just take normal Topo Chico and make a goddamn ranch water like an adult

    • @J2HxxCHRISTOFF
      @J2HxxCHRISTOFF 3 роки тому +11

      Tbh I’ve never had ranch water... is it like ... ranch dressing but drinkable. Sounds horrible.

    • @user54389
      @user54389 3 роки тому +21

      @@J2HxxCHRISTOFF It's a tequila highball...tequila, lime juice, and Topo

  • @martincooper3122
    @martincooper3122 3 роки тому +7

    Good to see you back on the alcohol reviews, even if it is a new kitchen!

  • @alhollywood6486
    @alhollywood6486 3 роки тому +1

    Some of the best writing yet, well done!

  • @YearsOfLeadPoisoning
    @YearsOfLeadPoisoning 3 роки тому +24

    How long until you're shooting in an Ikea kitchen

  • @carlswenson5403
    @carlswenson5403 3 роки тому

    I dont drink alcohol anymore, but I think this is one of my new favorite channels

  • @lovelessissimo
    @lovelessissimo 3 роки тому +6

    Tropical Mango gets all the attention. I say High Steppe Mango and Desert Mango deserve their place in the sun.

  • @bunnyfoofoo6238
    @bunnyfoofoo6238 3 роки тому +15

    When did Malort become a point scale? I dig it. I would like to rate dates on a Malort scale.

    • @mike82377
      @mike82377 3 роки тому

      I wonder what their Nog tastes like.

  • @lordlemmingman
    @lordlemmingman 3 роки тому +12

    You seem to find yourself in a lot of different kitchens, maybe we can get a video reviewing different kitchens?

  • @jameshoopes6467
    @jameshoopes6467 3 роки тому +5

    We’re getting PV3 up near 100,000 subscribers! Just a little more vaguely deadly alcohol consumption in strangers’ kitchens and we’ll get there! Go PV3!

  • @blisteringherb
    @blisteringherb 3 роки тому

    First time I’m discovering this channel. 2 mins in you’re getting a like and a subscribe. I need more of this in my life.

  • @mosese1172
    @mosese1172 3 роки тому

    This channel is like an up an coming and more professional tipsy bartender replacement lol and I’m 100% ready for it

  • @AuntieCreed
    @AuntieCreed 3 роки тому

    Interesting review. I might be willing to try the Pineapple one. thanks for the warning, and for taking those shots for us. You rock PV3

  • @justintr4888
    @justintr4888 3 роки тому +7

    when that lemon-lime hits and your chin tries to go a different direction than the rest of your head

  • @jhh-jiynks6568
    @jhh-jiynks6568 3 роки тому

    Hahahah, omg.
    I literally can't watch your videos without actually laughing out loud.
    I feel so glad I stumple upon your channel
    Ty, pv3

  • @michaelb1761
    @michaelb1761 3 роки тому +6

    "That's really bad" from the man who once drank Malort, that's saying a lot.

  • @alexgill6570
    @alexgill6570 3 роки тому

    Damn! The editing on this one was top tier. I am 100% here for the tiny bits of PV3 Lore.

  • @dofrobaggins1883
    @dofrobaggins1883 3 роки тому +6

    Beans, ravioli , fruits, veggies, the works! For weeks lol

  • @dofrobaggins1883
    @dofrobaggins1883 3 роки тому +9

    Cauduceus cellars wine , gotta give it a try. Made by Tool, puscifer and A perfect Circle’s singer Maynard Keenan.
    Trying Celebrity made or branded alcoholic drinks/ products sounds like a neat idea

    • @tgd02
      @tgd02 3 роки тому +3

      oh no a tool fan...

    • @chuckfinley6747
      @chuckfinley6747 3 роки тому +1

      He’s been doing those. Did Aviator Gin by Ryan Reynolds, tequila by The Rock, and a wine made by Bon Jovi. He can only try those if Chadwick buys them.

  • @yungruuku
    @yungruuku 3 роки тому +2

    Ive eaten so much soup straight from the can... I feel you PV3 , I feel you

  • @brianstocks8049
    @brianstocks8049 3 роки тому +2

    I worked on 5lbs can of beans for a few days before, people really gave me some space that week

  • @daroofa
    @daroofa 3 роки тому +1

    Tropical Mongo is just pawn in game of life.

  • @burningchrome70
    @burningchrome70 3 роки тому

    The honesty on that last was awesome!

  • @hopkinsjr436
    @hopkinsjr436 3 роки тому +7

    6:00 I'm fucken scared of getting married after all this divorce jokes

    • @chuckfinley6747
      @chuckfinley6747 3 роки тому +4

      You should be. I have a friend just coming out of a divorce and one going into one. At least PV3 and Abbey didn’t have any kids.

    • @ianvarney2112
      @ianvarney2112 3 роки тому

      Yoda voice: You will be. You will be...

  • @iamcool544
    @iamcool544 3 роки тому

    Commenting for the youtube algorithm, with such words as cool, fun, awesome, interesting, drink, review, and my personal favorites watch again want more video.

  • @daedalus2253
    @daedalus2253 3 роки тому +3

    Early 20s are Def like that. 3 weeks of living off a bag of flour. Biscuits are a godsend

  • @eightyeighttf2bf3
    @eightyeighttf2bf3 3 роки тому

    bro how are you not more famous these are so good

  • @jeffypeters333
    @jeffypeters333 3 роки тому

    I actually did no joke live out of my car for a little while, about 3-5 years ago. Fortunately I was able to just go hang out at a friends house or something during the day. But then at night I would go park my Ford Fusion (not a huge car for sleeping in) in a NICE neighbourhood, so that I didn’t have to worry about my safety, while sleeping in my car with a window open.
    Fortunately I had enough pillows to almost cover the whole back seat, and it was summer so I could sleep with my back window open and have my feet out the window.
    But anyways, whenever I was hungry and or thirsty at night, I tried to always keep a case of water in the trunk, and maybe a 6 pack of the 710ml bottles of coke or ice tea or something like that. For food I mostly ate snack type foods with re-sealable bag tops that didn’t need refrigeration after being opened.
    If I was really hungry, go to a McDonalds, or Tim Hortons in the area. (As long as I had money) the problem was balancing out money for food and money for gas, because obviously I was constantly on the move, so I couldn’t risk running out of gas or I’d be totally screwed, but at the same time, I didn’t want to be hungry either.
    That’s why again I kept a lot of snack type food on me, because it was easy to steal that type of stuff from grocery stores. You just crack the bag open a bit, let out all the excess air, and things would become much much smaller. Where trying to steal canned goods, wasn’t really a wise choice for not being noticed lol like I said, normally I had to put the small amounts of money I could earn each day more towards gas money, so that meant I had to learn to be good at stealing small amounts of food each day, so that I wouldn’t be hungry, but also so I could allocate more funds towards keeping some gas in my car at all times!
    It was definitely a pretty shitty time. I wouldn’t recommend it, and therefore I wouldn’t recommend losing your families trust so that your forced to live in your car! If there’s any lesson in this, it’s don’t hurt the ones you love. Because sometimes family won’t even deal with your bullshit any longer!
    And we always tend to hurt the ones we love the most, don’t we!

  • @brooksrobinson4984
    @brooksrobinson4984 3 роки тому

    Thank you for your sacrifice

  • @chrismonge651
    @chrismonge651 3 роки тому

    Just imagining PV3 walking into open houses with whatever alcohol he's about to review and his camera/tripod.

  • @SUPERNOCH
    @SUPERNOCH 3 роки тому +2

    I wish he would get more sponsors I love this show

  • @DiamondCalibre
    @DiamondCalibre 3 роки тому +2

    yeah. that's definitely been me. depression meals combined with completely broke college student meals is, uh, helluva drug.

  • @nappa0582
    @nappa0582 3 роки тому +4

    "and for the mango I'm giving it 8 Malorts. *That's not a good score* "
    DID ANYONE ELSE PEE A LITTLE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD?! BECAUSE I DID!

  • @Chris-jq4ge
    @Chris-jq4ge 3 роки тому

    These seltzer’s are really good. Maybe my favorite right now.

  • @Debauchery_Tea
    @Debauchery_Tea 3 роки тому +3

    I remember when I first moved out. I spent all of my money on rent and lived off rice & beans.

  • @chuckfinley6747
    @chuckfinley6747 3 роки тому +2

    I’m still waiting to see a NightTrain Express review PV3. You don’t even have to take it out of the paper bag.

  • @EliseLogan
    @EliseLogan 3 роки тому +1

    PVIII - yes. Food in cans is...reliable and portable. Yup.
    Also, I've been watching too many Cash Jordan vids - I noticed right off there was a sink sprayer.

  • @aj1986917
    @aj1986917 3 роки тому

    Months of the canned things, my guy. Love your work

  • @ChrisTallant
    @ChrisTallant 3 роки тому +10

    I see the Mango has already given the thumbs down here...

  • @Bleaksigilkeep
    @Bleaksigilkeep 3 роки тому

    Glad to see a little more of the jaded restaurant worker energy come out and a little less of the pretentious wine guy

  • @BrandonCaparas
    @BrandonCaparas 3 роки тому +3

    You know it's gonna be good when pv3 has multiple cans

  • @nathanbrill3412
    @nathanbrill3412 3 роки тому

    Whenever PV3 uploads, it really tickles my tastebuds

  • @Gleamblossom
    @Gleamblossom 3 роки тому +6

    Is Ted/Tim an accountant 🏦 or an ✨accountant✨

  • @Utubesuperstar
    @Utubesuperstar 3 роки тому +2

    A summer when I lived on a desert island for a summer teaching scouts survival stuff I learned to open and eat canned fruit with a rock and a seashell lmao

  • @devonmiller636
    @devonmiller636 3 роки тому

    Yes I’ve had days of canned food. When I hiking. In the woods. Alone.

  • @fernfairy312
    @fernfairy312 3 роки тому +7

    Guys was PV3 in an Angi commercial??? He has to be the guy in the driveway wearing a blue and yellow sweater

    • @splatterkat3838
      @splatterkat3838 3 роки тому +2

      He was in a commercial as a doctor I recall seeing recently. Not sure about the one you saw though.

    • @fernfairy312
      @fernfairy312 3 роки тому

      @@splatterkat3838 imagine if he was a real doctor 😂

    • @lucadingman2857
      @lucadingman2857 3 роки тому +1

      @@splatterkat3838 link??

    • @splatterkat3838
      @splatterkat3838 3 роки тому

      @@lucadingman2857 If I can find it, I will link it. It was an ad on UA-cam a few weeks back.

  • @verdatum
    @verdatum 3 місяці тому

    Every time I see the Topo Chico label, with the 'h' inscribed within the upper-case 'C', it reminds me of the C-II symbol on highly-controlled prescription drugs.

  • @fireblue1246
    @fireblue1246 3 роки тому

    Keep it up Todd, love the videos

  • @rhubarbpie2027
    @rhubarbpie2027 3 роки тому

    The extended family lore is what I come back for.

  • @borisvandruff7532
    @borisvandruff7532 3 роки тому

    Those can opening cracks made a gorgeous sound.

  • @blueg6demon423
    @blueg6demon423 3 роки тому +1

    Hard Seltzer tastes like somebody was shouting the name of a fruit at the can from four houses down.

  • @trevorn2969
    @trevorn2969 3 роки тому +1

    This dude just says words

  • @devilsdoorbell
    @devilsdoorbell 3 роки тому

    Food from cans hasn't been a day or a week- it's been a lifestyle. Also, Hi Ladieeeees!

  • @TheADHDNerd
    @TheADHDNerd 3 роки тому +2

    I wasn't quite sure, did he like the mango or not? ;)

  • @spooch3257
    @spooch3257 3 роки тому

    I was living in my car for about 2 weeks and canned soup and canned pineapple was absolutely on that menu. And jerky.

  • @braddonovan8097
    @braddonovan8097 3 роки тому +3

    Nice haircut :)

  • @SteveMartinShort
    @SteveMartinShort 3 роки тому +2

    Smacked the Shit out of that mango can.
    Great rating on it btw

  • @victoriaallen6576
    @victoriaallen6576 3 роки тому

    I hope to one day have this energy

  • @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME
    @LOWBORN-the-LOATHSOME 3 роки тому

    His longest review yet! But I'm still holding out hope he'll do a 10-hour livestream.

  • @jamit2u
    @jamit2u 3 роки тому +9

    PV3 sure knows a lot about coke , empty houses and cheap booze

  • @dynamicpaintball
    @dynamicpaintball 3 роки тому +1

    You should pair with NileRed, he made a vodka-esque spirit out of toilet paper, I'd be curious on what kind of person that'd appeal to.

  • @nickuncagedpodcast7280
    @nickuncagedpodcast7280 3 роки тому

    These suburban dinks liked them way better than others!!! Great review!!!

  • @Vi9_X
    @Vi9_X 3 роки тому

    “Not regular pineapple, this pineapple has been places.”

  • @MetallicPyro
    @MetallicPyro 3 роки тому +3

    I'm once again asking for some wonderful Baijiu to be reviewed :D

    • @ViviSectia
      @ViviSectia 3 роки тому

      I'm asking for some awful Baijiu to be reviewed.

  • @jimmylawson5404
    @jimmylawson5404 3 роки тому +1

    Love the content.

  • @funkyspacecow
    @funkyspacecow 3 роки тому

    I love how the mango was bad PV3 broke character to react to it.

  • @joeblyth2
    @joeblyth2 3 роки тому

    I fucking lost it when he knocked the Mango into the sink!

  • @dippitydoinit
    @dippitydoinit 3 роки тому

    Loving the channel PV3. Remember to contrast your shirt with the background from now on. I had to adjust the settings on my TV in order to see your face!

  • @Ostinslife1
    @Ostinslife1 3 роки тому

    “Comment below if that’s a day you had” ... zoom in concerned face meme

  • @shizit94
    @shizit94 3 роки тому

    I've never seen PV3 hate something and I have to say...I love it

  • @Greg-TC
    @Greg-TC 3 роки тому +2

    Can we get a running spreadsheet with all of the scores so far? I want to see how things compare

  • @rre9121
    @rre9121 3 роки тому

    3:30
    Yeah. I imagine a lot of people have been there. You'll see better times, though!