Or until the Democrats take over the country and release all the prisoners. Exactly what the Soviet Union and other communist nations did after their government flipped full commie. Vote Republican if you want to live.
It ain’t my falt!! It bee da wite mans falt foe makin guns! If they wood knot make guns,eye wood uze sum-thang else! Sea how oppressed eye bee is? Da judge bee racist! Wear blak lies matta and unkle Al bee is? Eye finna souix! Eye bee smarter than a mah-fah! Eye don’t no who my daddie bee is,my mama bee a meth addict,eye gots fit-teen kids(ain’t pade know child suppote)and eye bee racism profiling! Theeze xcuses uzed two werk, butt knot know-moe!! Eye bee sew discriminate! Eye was finna bee a wrapper oar uze my intelligence and go two rockets scientist skoo! Bye the weigh,what morals and ree-morse bee is? Da racist kourt pee-poe says eye ain’t got any of it! Most fokes just don’t get it,jayle two us bee a vacation,it bee hour Disneyland since we Kant afford two go their kuz we bee sew oppressed. Who no’s,maybee eye finna find my daddie? Eye know fitty brothas in da ghetto who met their daddie while in jayle and knot only dat,eye gots kouzins,unkles and brothas in that mah-fah! It finna bee a family ree-union! Any-weigh,eye bee on my weigh two vacation,eye Kant weight!
@ Like who made me? Lmao,I knew my father,he is retired military,do you know yours? I suggest that you please check your grammar,if you want to make a point and have people take you seriously,it should be correct. This is typical of a convicted felon. The only people who defend criminals are themselves criminals. A person who has 5 felonies should never be on the street,period!
@sandrahunt6199 who cares? Yall have entire marches with thousands of ppl uplifting predators and guys who abuse their partners (geroes floyd) so stop acting like the left is morally superior most of the left is pedos take ur pick the pedos or the racists
@@jaygold4467 Punishment? We gots know daddie,mama bee a lifelong welfair recipient,meth addict,gots foe-teen brothas/sistas all wit different daddies,we steel everythang in site,live in taxpaya funded section ate housin and gots know f-in idea what decency and morals are! Ain’t dat punishment enuff? Blak lies matta say we bee sew oppressed even though we duzz it two hour-self,butt dats how we bee is,we neva takes responsibility foe hour aktions! Why should we when da fake knews and bs tv shows kiss hour butts? We bee xpert liars,race baiters and criminals like a mah-fah! We bee smarter than a mah-fah! Pee-poe call us lazy and complain how we live hour entire lives neva working a day. Eye ax you,who bee da smart won? Eye gots know schedule,sleep all day,smoke meth all nite,sit back and collect my welfair check and food stamps! Sea how smart we bee is? Eye finna bee a wrapper sum day oar go two rockets scientist skoo! Wate and sea!
@@aboriginesdream That has absolutely nothing to do with anything. We need God back in schools. Too many Godless evil people out there. Harsh punishment for crime.
Spent 10 days in jail at 21 years old. Was out in 8 for good time. It was a multiple of driving convictions, no dui's. After that I knew I never wanted to return. I never did.
I did a bit of shoplifting and underage drinking. Never caught but I was sensible enough to quit that life at 17 and went on a crime-free life! Now at 36 I cherish freedom every single day. The freedom to look up fun music from the 70s on my phone and enjoy the sunshine with a bit of rum! I can't imagine being in the tin for life. No enemy, no anger is worth giving up on life! Nothing!
Not necessarily. Apparently, many criminals actually like prison for some reason, to the point where they will commit a crime when they get out so they can go back. Unfortunately prison is hardest on honest or disabled people who just made a mistake, or perhaps are innocent.
His parents and other family members will live their lives. When his parents die, he will not be able to attend their funeral. He will live in a cage for the rest of his life.
It’s sad! They just don’t care! Instead of working or doing something constructive they prefer to rob people! I am like you at 26 I was out of school, had my own spot living my best life! It had to be in the upbringing!
Spent 10 days in jail at 21 years old. Was out in 8 for good time. It was a multiple of driving convictions, no dui's. After that I knew I never wanted to return.
I would like to point out that he probably has the same thought process in thinking what he did was justified. There's always an excuse. It's just that everyone thinks their own excuses are valid and everyone else's are not.
Michigan spends 48k per year, per prisoner. They live to an average age of 64. That's $1.84 million over 38 years for this guy. Death row costs are 90k a year average. Plus the cost of appeal attorneys, filings, court costs, etc...
@@glennsoucy9767 Michigan has 31 prisons, including jails. People are sentence everyday, to one or the other. That's a lot of money, to clothes, feed, and medical for an inmate.
He’s lucky that Michigan does not have a death penalty. Having 13 priors (8 misdemeanors and 5 felonies) would have most likely got him the needle in another state.
Joe Biden took showers with his 11-year-old daughter who wrote about it in her diary. Pitiful. She said she was overly sexualized at that age by seeing his penis all the time. She said she used to stay up as late as possible, hoping he would fall asleep before the shower time. That is a mandatory minimum of 15 years in every state in America. Now who’s the creepy not yet convicted felon?
You're being too Calvinistic. It's very ingrained in our culture to think this way, so I can't really blame you, but I have come to the conclusion that it's wrong.
What I don't understand is from he's been convicted of multiple murders which means life in prison, why even bother with saying 5 years for this and 2 years for that ? Life means Until you die so why bother adding years ontop of that ? What's the point ?
😂😂 I never thought of that ……also a psychiatrist once said that when a man fights another man or kills another man it’s because he’s deeply in love with him 😂
It costs twice as much to carryout a death sentence than life without parole and I think that the death penalty is the easy way out whereas life without parole gives them the rest of their lives behind bars to waste away slowly
The judicial system is far too difficult. That was a lot of wasted breath, for an obvious outcome. The system will never change because it is designed by lawyers.
I believe that life without parole is worse than death. Millions of dollars will be spent on appeals, and in most cases, people sit on death row for years. Just the thought of never seeing the outside world again at 26 is possibly the worst thing one can experience; seeing the world change from the inside of a jail cell.
@@deronlouis88louis52 It means this guy is the type you usually see in news stories just like this all over the country, especially over the last 4 years.
5 prior felonies? Wtf is he doing on the street? Whoever let him go should be held accountable! Had this monster been in prison where he belongs,this would not have happened!
@@jumboJetPilot it bee da wite mans falt foe what he duzz.Knot only dat,he reely bee misunderstood! All he was finna duzz was turn the gun in-two da pole-ece and it accidentally went off, twice! Sea how oppressed he bee is? He bee sorry foe what he do!! Kant you sea it on his face how sorry he bee is? Life wit out parole? He only gots five prior felonies!! Dat bee it! Sea what a good boy he bee is? He merdered thoze two pee-poe bye accident!! Free him now!!
26, and he will never see outside again until death. Things will start to really set in when he's like 35 and realizes that his life is over
Or until the Democrats take over the country and release all the prisoners. Exactly what the Soviet Union and other communist nations did after their government flipped full commie. Vote Republican if you want to live.
Yeah.....But he had a Choice,
He picked the wrong Choice.
Right , his life is over 😮
Everything becomes clear when you are approaching 40. It's gonna hit like a truck. It's sad all the way around.
@@Lordy2020 My cousin is doing 40 consecutive years for a string of bank robberies. He went in in his 30s. Gets out in his 70s.
Pleasant positive and polite? Didn't keep him from murder.
Dahlmer was pleasant, positive and polite too Just sayin'
Those court remarks were so stupid. It would be like saying he was good in school and recycles. Adds no value now.
@@laurajercha9587 good analogy.
its easy to act nice when your on trial for a double homicide
@cat441 Nice try, but he's irrelevant lol.
Showing zero remorse. Let him rot in prison. What a waste of a life.
🚮 👍
It ain’t my falt!! It bee da wite mans falt foe makin guns! If they wood knot make guns,eye wood uze sum-thang else! Sea how oppressed eye bee is? Da judge bee racist! Wear blak lies matta and unkle Al bee is? Eye finna souix! Eye bee smarter than a mah-fah! Eye don’t no who my daddie bee is,my mama bee a meth addict,eye gots fit-teen kids(ain’t pade know child suppote)and eye bee racism profiling! Theeze xcuses uzed two werk, butt knot know-moe!! Eye bee sew discriminate! Eye was finna bee a wrapper oar uze my intelligence and go two rockets scientist skoo! Bye the weigh,what morals and ree-morse bee is? Da racist kourt pee-poe says eye ain’t got any of it! Most fokes just don’t get it,jayle two us bee a vacation,it bee hour Disneyland since we Kant afford two go their kuz we bee sew oppressed. Who no’s,maybee eye finna find my daddie? Eye know fitty brothas in da ghetto who met their daddie while in jayle and knot only dat,eye gots kouzins,unkles and brothas in that mah-fah! It finna bee a family ree-union! Any-weigh,eye bee on my weigh two vacation,eye Kant weight!
He will after he get life
I agree that he should NEVER be free, I cannot imagine hearing the words, "life in prison, with no possibility of parole."
What a waste of space
i was 17 and serve the army for 3 years and iam proud of it
Thanks from a grateful nation!!
What’s your point?
Who cares
Thank you for your service.
5 prior felonies? Wtf is he doing on the street? Whoever let him out of jail needs to be held accountable!
5 felony ain’t that bad go sit down some where people need chances like who made you ,I been in jail I know a kid that have. 18 felony’s
@ Like who made me? Lmao,I knew my father,he is retired military,do you know yours? I suggest that you please check your grammar,if you want to make a point and have people take you seriously,it should be correct. This is typical of a convicted felon. The only people who defend criminals are themselves criminals. A person who has 5 felonies should never be on the street,period!
@@SteveSmith-eb6ze tell that to Americans whom just elected a 34 count convicted felon.sad
Mic drop😅@sandrahunt6199
@sandrahunt6199 who cares? Yall have entire marches with thousands of ppl uplifting predators and guys who abuse their partners (geroes floyd) so stop acting like the left is morally superior most of the left is pedos take ur pick the pedos or the racists
The rest of his life in a cage. Was it worth it young man?
You're trying to reason with an unreachable culture.
Another young man gone 😮😮
They don't care they are evil and selfish with no soul.
@@skjoe1115Unreachable culture ? Yet you mfrs colonized and stole land and resources. Also...you do animals. FOH mthrfkr.
Were you there! @@TerrenceTrotter
This society is completely out of control. We need harsher punishment.
You are so right
@@jaygold4467 Punishment? We gots know daddie,mama bee a lifelong welfair recipient,meth addict,gots foe-teen brothas/sistas all wit different daddies,we steel everythang in site,live in taxpaya funded section ate housin and gots know f-in idea what decency and morals are! Ain’t dat punishment enuff? Blak lies matta say we bee sew oppressed even though we duzz it two hour-self,butt dats how we bee is,we neva takes responsibility foe hour aktions! Why should we when da fake knews and bs tv shows kiss hour butts? We bee xpert liars,race baiters and criminals like a mah-fah! We bee smarter than a mah-fah! Pee-poe call us lazy and complain how we live hour entire lives neva working a day. Eye ax you,who bee da smart won? Eye gots know schedule,sleep all day,smoke meth all nite,sit back and collect my welfair check and food stamps! Sea how smart we bee is? Eye finna bee a wrapper sum day oar go two rockets scientist skoo! Wate and sea!
You need fewer guns and less of a socio economic gap between rich and poor.
@@aboriginesdream That has absolutely nothing to do with anything. We need God back in schools. Too many Godless evil people out there. Harsh punishment for crime.
@aboriginesdream nope, guns don't comitt crimes, and poverty doesn't cause it.
He looked mad, walking away. Hope he knows that's his fault.
Probably thinks he’s a victim.
@@Deadpool_64he’s going to play the victim during his appeal.
@harveylewis4201 With what? I bet he hasn't got two bottle caps to his name...lol
He thought his blackness would get off easy.
@@Ronniejamesleowhy would he think that?
26yr life is just getting good. Life without Parole no hope no future. He will never marry have kids travel abroad buy a home etc. What a waste
His days of being with a woman in OVER. It's all dick n balls for that brotha.
This guy needs to be under the jail rather than in it. 5 prior felonies and he was out? Blame the system as much as him.
He was out because the judicial system favors the criminals over the victims
Considering that clicking "save image as" is a major felony, that's not necessarily true
These young men be throwing they life away all over nothing smh
That's just ignorant and a stupid mentality. If she had any interest in a light sentence why give him life .U r deranged
Sorry my comment wasn't meant for u
Day?????
@@vitotondo3274 i mean they
@@michellechelle3081 😉
Why? This guy should been given death sentence. Why feed and house him for 50 years???
Spent 10 days in jail at 21 years old. Was out in 8 for good time. It was a multiple of driving convictions, no dui's. After that I knew I never wanted to return. I never did.
Wimp.
A wise man would change, but a fool never will.
I did a bit of shoplifting and underage drinking. Never caught but I was sensible enough to quit that life at 17 and went on a crime-free life! Now at 36 I cherish freedom every single day. The freedom to look up fun music from the 70s on my phone and enjoy the sunshine with a bit of rum!
I can't imagine being in the tin for life. No enemy, no anger is worth giving up on life! Nothing!
(ONE SMART MAN), TELL ALL YOU'RE FRIEND'S & RELATIVES. GOD, FAMILY, COUNTRY & LIBERTY. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.🇺🇸💪🇺🇸.
What you mean is you just haven’t been caught………..
That man will have some real rough days knowing he will never get out
at 26 too, life just begun....
Not necessarily. Apparently, many criminals actually like prison for some reason, to the point where they will commit a crime when they get out so they can go back. Unfortunately prison is hardest on honest or disabled people who just made a mistake, or perhaps are innocent.
That animal is beyond redemption so rather than three hots and cot for the rest of his days, capital punishment should be his sentence.
Don't insult animals
What the hell is a capital punishment. His serving life. So what else could be worse?
The death penalty doesn't work. SMH
Why use derogatory terms like “animal?” He’s still a human being.
THERE'S NO EVIDENCE THAT CAPITAL PUNISHMENT WORKS AS A DETERRENT.
Only 26 years old
His parents and other family members will live their lives. When his parents die, he will not be able to attend their funeral. He will live in a cage for the rest of his life.
They do let prisoners out to attend funerals.
Pleasent, positive, polite and a murderer!
What's the problem with young people today? 26 yrs old and receiving a life time prison sentence 😢. When i was 26 i had served 8yrs in the u.s army.
It’s sad! They just don’t care! Instead of working or doing something constructive they prefer to rob people! I am like you at 26 I was out of school, had my own spot living my best life! It had to be in the upbringing!
Spent 10 days in jail at 21 years old. Was out in 8 for good time. It was a multiple of driving convictions, no dui's. After that I knew I never wanted to return.
Eye ain’t duzz nuffin! Da judge bee racist!
@@joefran619Never been to jail,it’s easy to not go there,just obey the law and have morals.
@@SteveSmith-eb6ze I agree. I was young and stupid. I never thought of hurting anyone. that I cannot fathom.
He killed someone. Why should he be allowed to live? He's 26 with 5 prior felonies go figure.
Because that is the law. You’re thristy for blood.
I totally agree
They keep them alive so the Demoncrat party WILL have something
To complain about.😮😮
I would like to point out that he probably has the same thought process in thinking what he did was justified. There's always an excuse. It's just that everyone thinks their own excuses are valid and everyone else's are not.
He ain't gangsta no mo
Life sentences instead of death sentences for killers. Is actually sentencing taxpayers to support them for life.
How can an attorney defend someone like this?
Lawyers will do anything for money: that's a sine qua non of the work.
MONEY 💰
If you murder someone....life in prison or unalived!
Now TAXPAYERS are on the hook for MILLIONS....keeping this MODEL CITIZEN alive for the next 60 years!!!
The state is not paying as much on prisons as many people think. The state would go broke supporting the prison system.
@@202AMERICA wheres BLM?
Michigan spends 48k per year, per prisoner. They live to an average age of 64. That's $1.84 million over 38 years for this guy. Death row costs are 90k a year average. Plus the cost of appeal attorneys, filings, court costs, etc...
@@glennsoucy9767 Michigan has 31 prisons, including jails. People are sentence everyday, to one or the other. That's a lot of money, to clothes, feed, and medical for an inmate.
@@glennsoucy9767 Just Hire JOHN WICK --- Best Rates in Town & TONS CHEAPER !
Life plus 5yrs and $2000k fines…. At 26. We only have 1 life to live and you ended yours.
Prison time have fun with your new friends.
Or visit old friends and have a family reunion all in one convenient spot
And he's gonna have PLENTY of them too...LOL
He’s lucky that Michigan does not have a death penalty. Having 13 priors (8 misdemeanors and 5 felonies) would have most likely got him the needle in another state.
Back door love awaits. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But if he joins a gang , probably not.
Not If he joins a gang he might end up a predator
He will most likely be giving the gift of head to some other inmate.
Cuz a gd
This is why mandatory sentences are a good thing.
Joe Biden took showers with his 11-year-old daughter who wrote about it in her diary. Pitiful. She said she was overly sexualized at that age by seeing his penis all the time. She said she used to stay up as late as possible, hoping he would fall asleep before the shower time. That is a mandatory minimum of 15 years in every state in America. Now who’s the creepy not yet convicted felon?
No they're not.
Yes. So some weak judge or weak politician
Doesn't let the Scumbag out of prison.
You're being too Calvinistic. It's very ingrained in our culture to think this way, so I can't really blame you, but I have come to the conclusion that it's wrong.
@@LinkRocksI bet you are black
"You're Grounded! For Life!" Thats all it amounts to.
lol yeah
Deepest sympathy for the victims family's 🎉so sad.
What I don't understand is from he's been convicted of multiple murders which means life in prison, why even bother with saying 5 years for this and 2 years for that ?
Life means Until you die so why bother adding years ontop of that ? What's the point ?
I am sorry this animal was allowed to be convicted on 5 felonies and not sentenced to life before this.
The fuq you sorry for? 😅 Put your phone down.
@@Spencerlayne he's sorry for banging your mom
Death penalty
5 minor crimes shouldn't merit a life sentence, might be in America but not elsewhere.
@@AshSmash123 Unless, it was you who were shot , raped or beat.
These guys dont think further into the future than the day they're currently in. They're like children.
😂😂 I never thought of that ……also a psychiatrist once said that when a man fights another man or kills another man it’s because he’s deeply in love with him 😂
@@EXOTICBLACKGHOST That psychiatrist was kind of a weird dude..
Genetic low IQ.
You can say that again. But I think their just like their mother's...EMOTIONAL!
They should first give him 30 lashes and then lock him up for life !!
Lashes 😮 och 😂
Life without parole is a terrible career choice.
double murder get's life in prison so the taxpayers foot the bill why not the death penalty and the carry it out within a month ?
Michigan has never had the death penalty since it became a state
It costs twice as much to carryout a death sentence than life without parole and I think that the death penalty is the easy way out whereas life without parole gives them the rest of their lives behind bars to waste away slowly
@@roberthepburn-gr4fq bullet's don't cost that much money
@@glennsoucy9767 and that's why you have Detroit the safest city in America
That would make to much sense
Terrible person, he's a danger to society.
Big Bubba has got back side😂
The key word is "inexplicable." You cannot ask, why? because there is no answer.
"Call my mama!!!"?
Very sad. So young. Life is over here for him. Tragic for all involved.
5 prior felonies? Wow 😢😢😢. Rest in peace to the deceased. Life is what you make it
Can he breath?
The judicial system is far too difficult. That was a lot of wasted breath, for an obvious outcome. The system will never change because it is designed by lawyers.
Credit for days with life without parole. Wow
😂😂😂
Gee thanks lol
We have to feed him for 50 more years?????
Waste of tax payer's money.
Is your electric chair broken?
I believe that life without parole is worse than death. Millions of dollars will be spent on appeals, and in most cases, people sit on death row for years. Just the thought of never seeing the outside world again at 26 is possibly the worst thing one can experience; seeing the world change from the inside of a jail cell.
@kwakuali2893 Except that most of these criminals somehow want to be in prison, apparently
The judge is sending me to sleep
I'm pretty sure she can get live if her buttons are pushed
so? .why should she waste any energy on giving this clown a dramatic sendoff?
what it is? Circus?
She is pretty, but she would be too busy and bring her work home.
Some animals can’t be domesticated
Sad...and he's showing no remorse whatsoever 😢
Pleasant and polite..nuts lawyer. Pleasant killer???
Throw him in the trash!? What a mess
Usual Suspect
What's that supposed to mean?
@@deronlouis88louis52Basketball Americans
@@CaesarChavez-x9q
GROW UP!
@@deronlouis88louis52 It means this guy is the type you usually see in news stories just like this all over the country, especially over the last 4 years.
@@rottenparts Those racial stereotypes need to stop
props to the judge
Suprised he can breathe
5 prior felonies? Wtf is he doing on the street? Whoever let him go should be held accountable! Had this monster been in prison where he belongs,this would not have happened!
Taking a life sentence to him is like going to the market to pick up pork chops
Nasty work who’s eating pork chops y’all eat anything
@@empressnigerialol, like black folks don't eat nasty sh, what about chitlins? Pigs feet?
@@empressnigeria are you Vegan?
@empressnigeria unironically typing "yall" on the internet is a common sign of brainrot.
@@empressnigeriaMe, I'm eating pork chops...LOL 😂
My heart goes out to the families 🙏🏾
No chewing gum in the courtroom.
at least he didn't throw a tantrum about how life was SO unfair to him.
Incident ? this is the most serious CRIME. this judge needs to be re-trained.
For some it just an incident because it happens so often.
He is being sentenced to life in prison. Does not matter the term
I agree! The word 'incident' set me off as well.
Its almost like she felt bad about sentencing him. “Sir im sorry i have to follow these mandatory minimums”
The feeling you feel when you know you f'ed up and threw your life away for basically nothing must ne horrible to bear
If you gave him life what’s the sense in giving him five years and two years this court system is stupid
People just don't give a fu@k anymore.
SMH... waste of life.
Usual defendant !
GOLUBOIzzzzz are chirping
Hush princess
He’s not a bad guy. He’s just misunderstood. 😂
@@jumboJetPilot it bee da wite mans falt foe what he duzz.Knot only dat,he reely bee misunderstood! All he was finna duzz was turn the gun in-two da pole-ece and it accidentally went off, twice! Sea how oppressed he bee is? He bee sorry foe what he do!! Kant you sea it on his face how sorry he bee is? Life wit out parole? He only gots five prior felonies!! Dat bee it! Sea what a good boy he bee is? He merdered thoze two pee-poe bye accident!! Free him now!!
@@SteveSmith-eb6ze How long did it take you to write this ignorant crap??
@@lawrencemcmillon3696Hey, that was funny!
Work ,school or go jail !? That needs to be the law
Kids stay in school!
Just sad, life gone!! Nothing like freedom dude!!
I hope he's not mad at the judge he should be mad at himself he has enough time to think about what he did
5 prior felonies, 8 misdemeanors, sounds like he was the pick up the litter !!
Freedom is precious.....don't learn THAT the hard way 😶
This judge talks too much.
Double murder? If that doesn't qualify for the death penalty what does?
Was this the judges first case,m she seems to ramble and not quite with it ~
They all do that. 😂
Young men stopped this wickedness
I'm not understanding if he's getting life without parole and why mentioning the 2yrs sentences for carrying conceal weapon
Nothing grows where WILLEY goes 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🎶This has got to be the saddest day of my life🎶
That's sad young man 😞 y'all need to learn to this life is gone
Nobody wins when this happens. Justice, maybe. But it's all a tragedy.
Pleased to his momma was not there wailing and blubbering in the background when he was sentenced like you hear in so many of these types of videos
Smoked😂
This just in from BLM: 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗
Take the plea…..
Sad
Another sad Case of a life gone wrong. Stop the Violence !!!!
Thanks you honor
Why do they : a)Not honor precious lives, sacred unique persons right to live!! b) Do this to themselves?????
I had her as a judge Christina dont play
😂😂😂😂😂. She "don't"????????? LOL!!!! She handed down MANDATORY sentences. But "she don't play". The stupidity ..... the ignorance ...... Unreal .......
"Uh, uhm, uh, uhm". She was putting me to sleep. Listening to her talking was like I wish she would stop her um, talking, um.
Wow. 26 yrs old serve life in jail no parole. I was always told you get what you get, and do have a fit..
What does the judge mean “apparently “?
Go ahead and sentence him...wow...what a great lawyer...under the bus...plus he has no remorse type statement...will never see daylight
He thinks he's getting out on appeal. 😂
.So sad .
26 years old and will never see a beach, a sunset or sunrise, sit on a couch and watch TV ever ever again..
Or a pair of breasts. Unless it's a centerfold taped to the backside of another male inmate
Like his victims
Watching TV is pretty much all you do in prison