25 great conan the barbarian quotes

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  • @gunplayrecords
    @gunplayrecords 2 роки тому +97

    "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of the women." "That is good."

  • @litheran69
    @litheran69 5 років тому +318

    Arnold's drunk acting is literally the most convincing I think I've ever seen.

    • @perverse_ince
      @perverse_ince 4 роки тому +1

      This is better
      ua-cam.com/video/vmJfE9T6Qxw/v-deo.html

    • @edcapeling8998
      @edcapeling8998 3 роки тому +11

      You’re gonna shit yourself when you see mr Lahey from trailer park boys

    • @dogewood5499
      @dogewood5499 Рік тому +4

      He probably WAS really drunk and not acting. He's delved into Method Acting.
      And delved into one night stands with his fellow actresses.

    • @litheran69
      @litheran69 Рік тому +1

      @@dogewood5499 He’s probably high since he’s acting like he did in Pumping Iron.

    • @claytonwright2416
      @claytonwright2416 5 місяців тому

      @@edcapeling8998 Cheers, genitals!

  • @commandermcnash5137
    @commandermcnash5137 6 років тому +261

    It's quite curious how Arnie's accent actually helped to give Conan a good vibe, maybe because as a barbarian he is supposed to be a foreigner in civilized land, in that way he enforces his image as an outsider from untamed countries.

    • @TheCausalParadox
      @TheCausalParadox 5 років тому +28

      And considering he spent most of his adolescence and teen years pushing a milling wheel without socially interacting with anybody, it fits that he would not have developed strong verbal ability and perhaps a bit of an accent.
      He didn't even learn to read until he was proven a good moneymaker in the fight pit.

    • @testodude
      @testodude 4 роки тому +21

      beats the shit out of a fake Mid-Atlantic method acting accent.

    • @terminator3000
      @terminator3000 3 роки тому +13

      Thanks. I thougjt i was the only one who thought this. His accent actually adds to the role.

    • @LordBackuro
      @LordBackuro Рік тому +3

      It reinforces a hillbilly kinda thing
      As a Austrian myself, the accent definitely, helped him get the barbarian sound.

  • @BruceHeller24
    @BruceHeller24 Рік тому +21

    To crush your enemies and to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentation of their women. Love that quote

  • @johnnyblade1276
    @johnnyblade1276 10 років тому +325

    the role he was fucking born to play

    • @taklampan650
      @taklampan650 4 роки тому

      @Worsie Vermaak What makes you think that?

    • @ge0metr1xx
      @ge0metr1xx 4 роки тому

      Hell no. They destroyed the brilliance of the original stories. This is not even conan.. it's a sword and sorcery movie who stole someones genius and rode mediocrity on its back. Barf... we need a real conan film one day

    • @ge0metr1xx
      @ge0metr1xx 4 роки тому +1

      @@taklampan650 When you read the original stories you realize what they did to Robert E. Howard was just so wrong

    • @BeyondDaX
      @BeyondDaX 2 роки тому +3

      They tried that with the reboot, it didn't work. I don't think anyone can right now

    • @theobserver9498
      @theobserver9498 2 роки тому +4

      @@ge0metr1xx And that's why, if you get a choice, always watch the movie and enjoy its simple short burst of entertainment BEFORE reading the source material. Then the source material will just seem like a completely different thing to be enjoyed differently. Read the source first and you will look forward to a movie based on it, which pretty much never happens 100% and so leaves you angry.

  • @BeezOne84
    @BeezOne84 10 років тому +273

    Arnold playing drunk Conan is simply comedy gold.

  • @zibtihaj3213
    @zibtihaj3213 Рік тому +15

    Conan “ enough talk “. - THAT is what Conan is all about …

  • @fjccommish
    @fjccommish 6 років тому +401

    Crom laughed at the remake.

  • @dogewood5499
    @dogewood5499 Рік тому +23

    His accent and lines are far better than what I remember.
    "Conan the Barbarian" is a legendary classic.

  • @oliverlutz1392
    @oliverlutz1392 4 роки тому +39

    1:37 even Arnold’s laugh has an accent

  • @elijahrobinson2362
    @elijahrobinson2362 5 років тому +65

    That priest doesn’t want to reach emptiness until after he’s had Conan’s sword inside him. Many times.

  • @weaksauce13
    @weaksauce13 Місяць тому +1

    the "grant me revenge" speech @ 3:21 goes so hard, one of the top monologues in cinema history to me

  • @lukekellerman3830
    @lukekellerman3830 7 років тому +122

    that gay priest scene cracks me up every time, never get's old

    • @Rumblingbelly
      @Rumblingbelly 4 роки тому

      How do you know hes gay?

    • @ihatewhitey6689
      @ihatewhitey6689 3 роки тому +24

      @@Rumblingbelly He looked like he was on a cheek spreading crusade.

  • @KatieLHall-fy1hw
    @KatieLHall-fy1hw 4 роки тому +22

    I flippin’ love these movies. They are like watching a comic book, it’s awesome

  • @eval_is_evil
    @eval_is_evil 7 років тому +40

    CONAN ! What is best in life ?
    Khrash yar enemies ,have them driven before yu...and hear the lamentations of dere women !
    That is good ! That is good !

  • @vanguardduelist
    @vanguardduelist 9 років тому +434

    "They're all slaaats"
    Did he just punch a camel?

    • @boyanpenev9822
      @boyanpenev9822 9 років тому +82

      +vanguardduelist The Camel was asking for it.

    • @ChristopherYabsley
      @ChristopherYabsley 8 років тому +26

      More importantly there was guy having sex with a lama.

    • @goldenfugnugget
      @goldenfugnugget 8 років тому +23

      Can you believe that?! Huh? Can you bel...... knocks out camel.

    • @ccoorrddxx5313
      @ccoorrddxx5313 8 років тому +13

      He saw the camel toe!

    • @dougr.2398
      @dougr.2398 6 років тому +10

      Camels can be very mean, ornery, too!! They spit! Kindness though can be contagious!!

  • @ronaldshank8695
    @ronaldshank8695 10 років тому +77

    Actually, I made a mistake. The 2011 version of conan the barbarian made 48,795,021 dollars at the box office. Still, it was budgeted at 90,000,000 dollars. Give me the original Conan the barbarian anytime!!!

  • @therealjuuha
    @therealjuuha 4 роки тому +59

    "do you know what horrors lie beyond that wall?"
    Conan: No!?
    "then you go first"
    😂😂😂

  • @flintironstag2381
    @flintironstag2381 Рік тому +4

    Conan's prayer to crom was by far the best line IMHO.

  • @liahfox5840
    @liahfox5840 2 роки тому +7

    Arnold in his prime was special. Likely not going to have movie content like that again in our life-time. Even the film they used looked more real an immersive. Be thankful we got in the first place at this point.

  • @Fonch117
    @Fonch117 9 років тому +185

    "You killed my mother! You killed my father! You killed my--> PEEEEOOOPPLLEEE!!!!"
    You took my father's sword... =3

    • @shawncarter5540
      @shawncarter5540 6 років тому +23

      "Must have been when I was young"
      Classic James Earl Jones

    • @ivanmonte
      @ivanmonte 5 років тому +5

      Oberyn Martel aproves that quot. "You raped her! You murdered her! YOU KILLED HER CHILDRE!"

    • @yuvarudra6602
      @yuvarudra6602 5 років тому +2

      Lucky doom dint take his dad'z underwear
      😨😨😨😨

    • @Turtl289
      @Turtl289 4 роки тому

      Haaah!

    • @jaymes8132
      @jaymes8132 4 роки тому +2

      Fahduh's sowudd

  • @ThisIsPampkin
    @ThisIsPampkin 9 років тому +81

    "What good is a Sword against Sorcery?"
    Common DkS2 PVP Build.

  • @gamesseg
    @gamesseg 8 років тому +12

    That laugh tho XD
    "Lead in the morning, it'll be better" XD Conan rocks

  • @BeerSlayer863
    @BeerSlayer863 6 років тому +32

    "Does anything hurt you?" "Only pain." LOL

  • @deniseeulert2503
    @deniseeulert2503 2 роки тому +15

    One scene near the end of the second movie actually made it good. The princess is giving all of them jobs but them she says to Conan "Ru;e Shalazar with me" He tells her he will have his own kingdom. She doesn't act like a brat or plead with him, she just kisses him gently and watches him go. She had grown us on the mission.

    • @JoseFigueroa-iz2on
      @JoseFigueroa-iz2on 8 місяців тому

      Conan eventually became king of Aquilonia by his own hand.
      But that is another story.

  • @superajsfighting
    @superajsfighting 6 місяців тому +5

    Mortal Kombat 1, baby!

  • @gammon1183
    @gammon1183 8 років тому +12

    And who can forget that thumping theme music.
    Conan is the king

  • @Veldtian1
    @Veldtian1 8 років тому +192

    4:42 He gay baits that priest haha Conan doesn't share ass only STEEL.

    • @dez1449
      @dez1449 8 років тому +19

      Steel is the answer!

    • @jameswhitfield6220
      @jameswhitfield6220 4 роки тому +4

      That priest was wanting some steel hard dick 😆

    • @ominojaku1069
      @ominojaku1069 4 роки тому +1

      Lol 😂😂

    • @claytonwright2416
      @claytonwright2416 5 місяців тому

      But the way Arnold worked out, he did have buns of steel.

  • @mbdulka
    @mbdulka 8 років тому +36

    John Milius is a genius, that's why there is such a difference ...

  • @mehdievil912
    @mehdievil912 11 років тому +27

    "hear ze lamentashon ov ze voman"

  • @leahcimolrac1477
    @leahcimolrac1477 4 роки тому +9

    This movie taught me about life even though I was 30 when I watched it

  • @theshiftybeef6251
    @theshiftybeef6251 4 роки тому +11

    Beardo: Who are you?
    Arnold: Cocainum!

  • @phyzik1800
    @phyzik1800 4 роки тому +27

    STILL waiting for the next Conan, when he is an old King, and has his final battle.

    • @peterlehman6864
      @peterlehman6864 2 роки тому

      Yes.thay.fuck.up.destoryer.weak.as.piss.i.want.to.old.conan.as.king.this.story.will.all.so.be.told.no.thay.fuck.it.with.weak.destoryer.

    • @Primarch19th
      @Primarch19th 2 роки тому

      Nowadays............. It will be a black tranny, with a bad case of syphilis, who will kill Conan and become the True Conan. If Kennedy has any say about the production.

  • @xxdomoxxkunxx
    @xxdomoxxkunxx 3 роки тому +1

    I just realized in many arnold Schwarzenegger movies he plays a character who steals clothes
    Terminators, the first conan movie, it's ridiculous

  • @Gary.009
    @Gary.009 8 років тому +127

    We leave now!
    -In the morning..
    I'm the leader here!
    -Lead in the morning
    Perfect :')

    • @davidvondoom2853
      @davidvondoom2853 7 років тому +10

      Proof that you can give someone a title, but you can't make them a leader.

    • @impendingdoom8706
      @impendingdoom8706 7 років тому +2

      Like Lieutenant Wolf in Platoon.

  • @TomAdams-or1xm
    @TomAdams-or1xm 4 місяці тому +1

    We didn’t steal everything the merchant had ! We didn’t have time!

  • @prongs82
    @prongs82 2 роки тому +1

    Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women's

  • @Xenophon1
    @Xenophon1 2 роки тому +1

    "Enough talk." Thwoosh!!

  • @alekduff1142
    @alekduff1142 4 роки тому +4

    5:37 "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

  • @5517-j3q
    @5517-j3q Рік тому +5

    A loveable character. If only they made more with him to see the character develop into something more like the literary versions

  • @jmm1233
    @jmm1233 10 років тому +60

    This just goes to show that the first conan will always be far superior to the terrible sequel

    • @redpyramid1914
      @redpyramid1914 2 роки тому +6

      The remake sucked even worse than the sequel.
      NGL

    • @peterlehman6864
      @peterlehman6864 2 роки тому

      Yes.conan.the.destoryer.was.shit.what.a.waste.

  • @emptyhand777
    @emptyhand777 7 років тому +10

    Olivia d'Abo was only 14 while filming Conan the Destroyer, the little Lolita.

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 3 роки тому +3

      */Jazz Music Stops*
      *FBI WANTS TO KNOW CONAN'S LOCATION!*

    • @Alusnovalotus
      @Alusnovalotus 3 роки тому +1

      @@aleksandarvil5718 and emptyhand’s

    • @bshaun
      @bshaun 3 роки тому +2

      Whaaat??? There should've been a disclaimer at the beginning of the film, if this is true.

  • @FearOgre
    @FearOgre 9 років тому +30

    0:05 that was conan pretty much quoting Genghis Khan

    • @nevilo1
      @nevilo1 9 років тому

      +FearOgre Genghis Khan is the Main Man

    • @kongfeet81
      @kongfeet81 8 років тому +8

      I thought that was his campaign slogan from when he was governor

    • @NetPathfinder
      @NetPathfinder 7 років тому +1

      Its not exactly CHenghis' quote, it was written later and smells like false propaganda (probably)

    • @yuvarudra6602
      @yuvarudra6602 5 років тому

      Genghis Khan the Barbarian
      ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

    • @yuvarudra6602
      @yuvarudra6602 5 років тому

      Genghis Khan the destroyer
      ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

  • @codehackerzane
    @codehackerzane 11 років тому +5

    What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!

  • @roseslasher
    @roseslasher 5 років тому +5

    Watched conqueror first so I was puzzled why he didn't stay back with or show any interest in the beautiful princess. But now I know, for conan valeria is best in life
    😊

  • @masterklaw4527
    @masterklaw4527 Рік тому +1

    "Top 25 Conan the Barbarian quotes that will get you through your breakup and change your life."

  • @lordorlandu5115
    @lordorlandu5115 2 роки тому +1

    conan was my role model in the 80's. ^^

  • @justaguy5934
    @justaguy5934 2 роки тому +1

    I'm here cuz i played a game where i was asked by an NPC (in a quest) "what is best in life?" And i didn't know what to answer cuz there were many options so i search it online and i ended up on this video... AND ITS THE CORRECT ANSWER!!! Lol the creator of that game is just 😂😂😂

  • @lorcanatkinson609
    @lorcanatkinson609 6 років тому +2

    Only pain. One of the best lines in cinema history

  • @Lightray110
    @Lightray110 7 років тому +31

    I still love the way Conan is smiling when he leads the priest off. his plan is working perfectly LOL
    However..how come Conan's' fathers speech at the start of the first film isn't included?

    • @lukerhode8960
      @lukerhode8960 Рік тому

      Because it's not a quote from Conan

    • @cvi4057
      @cvi4057 Рік тому

      It is the riddle of steel

  • @nmn5550
    @nmn5550 2 роки тому +3

    I sometimes wonder what would Robert E. Howard say if he saw Arnold playing Conan.
    Something tells me he'd be satisfied with the concept :)

  • @vincentb.8036
    @vincentb.8036 10 років тому +27

    "Give us the girl or we'll take her" is it just me or does that sound exactly like Harrison ford?

  • @arlenemadrid498
    @arlenemadrid498 7 років тому +3

    I shall have my own kingdom. . . my own queen

  • @gokinsmen
    @gokinsmen 11 років тому +5

    By Crom, this is a fine compilation!

  • @rhyanwesthassel8565
    @rhyanwesthassel8565 4 роки тому +1

    I suppose nothing hurts you.
    Only pain.

  • @TheA8lee
    @TheA8lee 4 роки тому

    There are some absolute stunners in this movie.

  • @livenandlove1980
    @livenandlove1980 4 роки тому +4

    Who's here after hearing Arnold Schwarzenegger's speech?

  • @donpfeff
    @donpfeff 13 років тому

    I've enjoyed all of your videos, but this one is especially awesome. Nice work.

  • @just.do.something
    @just.do.something 4 роки тому

    Edited by a true Conan Fan. Thanks for upload.

  • @marcomeme4875
    @marcomeme4875 7 років тому +13

    YOU TOOK MY FADURS SUWARD!

  • @robsdocs3443
    @robsdocs3443 2 роки тому +1

    The 25 greatest quotes from Conan roughly equals the amount of words said in the whole movie

  • @redpyramid1914
    @redpyramid1914 3 роки тому +3

    Conan had the balls to say to Crom, "Then to Hell with you."

  • @Rucker1980
    @Rucker1980 Рік тому

    Wealth can be wonderful, but you know, success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary.

  • @easygoin9443
    @easygoin9443 3 роки тому +2

    Only the chads know the answer to
    “What is best in life?”

    • @RedPyramid-lf4sb
      @RedPyramid-lf4sb 4 місяці тому

      To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

  • @iona2225
    @iona2225 8 років тому +5

    My favorite was 'Hahahahahahahah -dead-' xD

  • @notoriousgentleman
    @notoriousgentleman 8 років тому +2

    You came for 0:08. You know you did.

  • @darrinrussell9021
    @darrinrussell9021 4 роки тому +1

    Hell yeah Conan! "enough TALK"!, Wait, wait, wait!

  • @ISashaI
    @ISashaI 5 років тому +2

    1:07 best line

    • @ISashaI
      @ISashaI 5 років тому

      and 1:14

  • @tsulkalu4589
    @tsulkalu4589 Рік тому

    5:51 He do not argue, just tell he what to do.

  • @dyingbreed7740
    @dyingbreed7740 3 роки тому

    “Lead in the morning. It will be better!” I lol’d

  • @codehackerzane
    @codehackerzane 11 років тому +1

    Conan the comedian, what is best in life? Being funny, making fun all those not like you, and the cry of all the of their women.

  • @grogtgs
    @grogtgs 11 років тому +4

    I gotta go watch Conan again. I've never seen the remake

    • @eggfuyoung4799
      @eggfuyoung4799 11 років тому

      I watched the remake of Conan...and I really can't remember it.

    • @latsblaster
      @latsblaster 10 років тому

      The 2011 is not a remake, it is another film version of Conan based on Robert E Howard's character Conan the Cimmerian.

    • @titakaty53
      @titakaty53 9 років тому

      latsblaster it's a remake.

    • @latsblaster
      @latsblaster 9 років тому

      If so, where is John Milius and Oliver Stone, the writers of the 1982 version mentioned i the 2011 credits? Not a remake.

    • @HyborianAge
      @HyborianAge 4 роки тому

      Don't

  • @jaymendoza1364
    @jaymendoza1364 9 років тому +1

    1:12 ur all sluuuutttsss!!! lol- best quote ever

  • @aa1589
    @aa1589 3 місяці тому

    the best is the "YHYeEEEUAAagGh" when he falls into Crom's pit

  • @kickliquid
    @kickliquid 4 роки тому

    this moved me at a depth that may surprise you.

  • @emitlevart7155
    @emitlevart7155 3 роки тому +3

    1:14 the best line in history...said from a sheep to a wolf.
    sheep "i guess nothing hurts you"
    wolf "only pain"
    watching a Sumerian warrior defeat the serpent cult as a child was a lot of fun to me.

    • @noises4978
      @noises4978 6 місяців тому

      you're a simpleton

  • @nyiloronikki160
    @nyiloronikki160 2 роки тому

    I am traumatized. My outlook on life will never be the same again.

  • @Malvo0ovlaM
    @Malvo0ovlaM 11 років тому +4

    That smile while he talks to the priest...and those flowers...hahaha, so good, almost forgot about this scene!!
    Need to re watch the movies!!

  • @RandomDude-bo1lg
    @RandomDude-bo1lg 5 років тому +1

    No camels were harmed in this movie.
    Besides one.

  • @Darrosified
    @Darrosified 8 років тому +4

    I am offended that King Osric's quote was not in there. it should have been the finale

  • @Dailymailnewz
    @Dailymailnewz 8 років тому +2

    Timur lane used to say,'I like to see the enemy crushed while their women and children weeps. ' I never expected to hear that in a film but what the hell it says Conan the Barbarian so it fits the title.

  • @batmanthatlaughslikejoker3811
    @batmanthatlaughslikejoker3811 10 місяців тому

    Beautiful Valaria!

  • @Izthefaithful
    @Izthefaithful 3 роки тому

    He stinken punched that 🐪 😂👌🏾

  • @jynxleturie782
    @jynxleturie782 7 років тому +3

    He really punched a camel, and it really fell over.

    • @TheCausalParadox
      @TheCausalParadox 6 років тому

      Hollywood magic. They tug the ropes on the camels head at the time of "impact" to give the illusion of the punch connecting.

  • @carterkauffold4077
    @carterkauffold4077 6 років тому

    crush your enemies, see them diven before you, and hear the lamentation of the woman

  • @testy462
    @testy462 4 роки тому

    Rofl, I love how he clips that camel right in the ear.

  • @whynottalklikeapirat
    @whynottalklikeapirat 4 роки тому

    A tower of eloquence

  • @flipflip-lx3xl
    @flipflip-lx3xl 6 років тому +7

    Arnold's Conan is awesome he's loaded with muscle just like a Frank Frazzetta Conan. The new Conan needs more muscle he was like the Barry Smith Conan. The new one needs to be like a Rich Piana with the straight bangs. And they need Angie Jolie to be Red Sonja. Arnold should be in it to like a King Krull.

  • @mr.mcloremcclure2522
    @mr.mcloremcclure2522 2 роки тому +12

    The first film is amazing and well made. Nothing cheap or 'corny' about it. It's a shame they didn't make 2 or 3 more with the same approach. The other one was not as good by any means with poor actors and dialogue. Nobody will ever fill Conan of Cimmeria's shoes like Arnold. Ever.

  • @ronaldshank8695
    @ronaldshank8695 10 років тому +7

    Conan the barbarian 1982? Yes!!! Big success!!! Well over 100,000,000 at the box office. Conan the barbarian2011? No freakin' way!!! Less than 20,000,000 at the box office. The 1982 version rulz!!! The 2011 version droolz!!! Enough said!!!

    • @gmoney66
      @gmoney66 7 років тому

      by that logic, Transformers 5 was better than both of them.

    • @jd1ify
      @jd1ify 6 років тому +1

      crom laughs at your four winds

  • @blackmetalerik
    @blackmetalerik 3 роки тому

    " lead in the morning it will be better" 😂

  • @huggybear539
    @huggybear539 4 роки тому +1

    Olivia D'Abo ... YUM!!

  • @rip.van.winkle_
    @rip.van.winkle_ 2 місяці тому

    Conan's grab in MK1 5:39

  • @10072018
    @10072018 10 років тому +8

    A pox on you for including Conan the Destroyer.

  • @larserik8899
    @larserik8899 3 роки тому

    I come here when I need a reset in my mindset

  • @sp4rtavus244
    @sp4rtavus244 4 роки тому

    "that's all you'll ever need" lol

  • @KalElKryptonsFinest
    @KalElKryptonsFinest 6 років тому

    03:28 Win! Win, Win, Win! That's what Crom respects. Lesson learned.

  • @bobbestofbobs
    @bobbestofbobs 8 років тому +1

    THEY'RE ALL SLAATTS!

  • @PremiumBlank
    @PremiumBlank Місяць тому

    The first Chaotic Good Barbarian.

  • @lancescallon7264
    @lancescallon7264 4 роки тому

    The riddle.. of steel