Ghost Stories Funniest English Dub Moments #3

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  • @RetroCrush
    @RetroCrush  3 роки тому +236

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  • @Ryanmanification
    @Ryanmanification 3 роки тому +4126

    Japanese: asking politely not to run through the corridors
    English dub: * yelling in Spanish*

    • @ancientaliensarecoming7201
      @ancientaliensarecoming7201 3 роки тому +222

      *curses in spanish xD

    • @mikeg8276
      @mikeg8276 3 роки тому +231

      “No corran in the hospital cabrones!!!”

    • @ifsbun__
      @ifsbun__ 2 роки тому +124

      @@mikeg8276 "no, estúpidas!"

    • @criticalfxck13
      @criticalfxck13 2 роки тому +30

      i vaguely heard some about a child thats it lmfao

    • @dmino5244
      @dmino5244 2 роки тому +26

      This threw me off the first time I watched it and laughed so hard

  • @Ostsol
    @Ostsol 3 роки тому +3156

    I love how the mom as a kid has the same smoker's voice as an adult.

    • @xXDOREMIVSSONICXx
      @xXDOREMIVSSONICXx 3 роки тому +73

      Whereas in Japan Kayako just uses her Sailor Moon voice (same seiyuu)

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 3 роки тому +1929

    “Don’t piss her off you know how lesbians can get!”
    This dub is God tier

  • @someshm.1405
    @someshm.1405 3 роки тому +1075

    That "leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, leo, goddamit, goddamit, goddamit, goddamit" really got me good XD.

  • @ZyZy456
    @ZyZy456 3 роки тому +4059

    They really did what ever they wanted with this show’s Dub.😂😂

    • @vimerald_lycaix
      @vimerald_lycaix 3 роки тому +181

      @@alvinbrown5809 no these aren't bloopers, they were allowed to do whatever they wanted, some of these parts were scripted but sometimes they added small on the spot lines , but the story plot had to still be there(kinda)

    • @animelovachikk
      @animelovachikk 3 роки тому +27

      And I love it 😂😂😂

    • @shiloh2735
      @shiloh2735 2 роки тому +75

      Japan gave it to them and said "go nuts"

    • @craigwilson2212
      @craigwilson2212 2 роки тому +55

      One of the actresses said they improved all of it. The only thing they kept were names and the story was created organically.

    • @dmvelocity5181
      @dmvelocity5181 2 роки тому +75

      Basically what happened was the show had poor reviews in Japan but they already had a contract to make it dubbed so Japan just said keep the main story line and names the same but yall can say what ever you want we don't care anymore. Then this masterpiece was created

  • @TheStepmonkey
    @TheStepmonkey 3 роки тому +2830

    1:18 “She’s back! RuPaul, the drag queen nurse” 😂

  • @Ghlooms
    @Ghlooms 2 роки тому +443

    5:55 "Purple for your hair...can't tell this is a goddamn anime" XD

  • @nakagawayuuki7452
    @nakagawayuuki7452 3 роки тому +698

    I really love Keiichirou's random noises and crying..

    • @brandywinebridget
      @brandywinebridget 2 роки тому +41

      PLEASE
      SPEAK

    • @Wepawnet
      @Wepawnet 9 місяців тому +13

      KENSHIRO, WHAT ARE YOU, RESTARTED?
      Aughwuh...
      Obviously! Which way did he go?
      Hagwuhwh...
      Pleh, pluh, plah! Now we'll never find who the ghost is! I hope to god you're adopted...

    • @rorororotoro
      @rorororotoro 2 місяці тому +1

      That’s what it’s like to have a little brother in real life though 😭

    • @marcushervey800
      @marcushervey800 2 місяці тому +1

      Same 😂

  • @Soul93Taker
    @Soul93Taker 3 роки тому +4200

    2:10 did they just turn a tragic childhood memory into a nurse fetish orgy joke?
    I love this shit.

  • @MythicSuns
    @MythicSuns 2 роки тому +631

    7:36 Now _that_ is how you save money and make a scene hilarious in just a few seconds.

  • @Crossover_boss
    @Crossover_boss 3 роки тому +1190

    10:26 never fails to make me laugh the way he says look out ted is so fucking funny

    • @josephdonnluna4483
      @josephdonnluna4483 3 роки тому +50

      9:05 Wehrmacht is waving

    • @Basket_Propellors
      @Basket_Propellors 2 роки тому +80

      sounds like a superhero from a 70's comic that has been adapted to a cartoon

    • @SoupRongan
      @SoupRongan 2 роки тому +18

      Dr. Plutonium be like

    • @lorrainebrunner2490
      @lorrainebrunner2490 2 роки тому +53

      That was the most heroic *"Gah! Look out, **_Ted!"_* I've ever heard. XD

    • @duhvernice6212
      @duhvernice6212 2 роки тому +5

      @@Basket_Propellors ong 😭

  • @mathewgodfrey1517
    @mathewgodfrey1517 3 роки тому +820

    I don't know which was more hilarious, the outdoor laundry scene or the random Spanish break. 🤣

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 3 роки тому +27

      Awesome! Because I LOVE this story. Sometimes to save $, we'd just grab the the entire art or accounting department and have them cram in the booth to do all that crowd shit or background babble you need but don't need it scripted or acted. Some studios call it foley (which is actually incorrect, foley is all the non-verbal sound effects you have to recreate) or walla, which is a term this way-past-his-prime director used once at the studio. But he also credits himself with coming up with Star Wars because he passed George Lucas in a hall once, so.... always check your sources.
      ANYHOO, I just loved the head of accounting at ADV, a SAINT named Barbara. It's no secret ADV (or Seraphim or whatever their alias is now) LOVED elastic accounting, whether it was finding a way to eek out a lower licensing fee from the Japanese, find a way to bill them more, or when they inevitably found themselves in financial or legal limbo, used good ole boy Texas' biz friendly and ancient financial laws to narrowly escape...punishment? Justice? Inevitability? Who's to say? But poor Barbara should have died a harried, hypertensious alcoholic by now. INSTEAD, Barbara had such an easy-come-easy-go attitude about everything, she was a ROCK. Two things to make Barbara even more hilariously complex.
      She has THE hickiest, backwoods, painful southern twang I've ever heard and I'm born and raised in Texas. I've heard 'em all. She's got wild frizzy blond hair she always has pulled back. Not a flashy dresser. A bit curvy. You put all that together, and I, you, me, most anybody who's brave enough to be honest with themselves, sees that package and IMMEDIATELY makes assumptions about her, labels all her parts, and shoves her in a box thinking, Duh, what's to see here isn't it obvious?
      Uh, no.
      Barbara is a PLAYER. I know she goes to Vegas often. And I'm PRETTY positive she gets the key to those illegal high roller games that the hyperintelligent gamers and the stupid rich who don't care about losing money they'll pay anything to be with the cool kids get let into. Think Mrs. Sloane or Molly Something or whatever the Jessica Chastain movie was. I could sit in Barbara's office and listen to her stories for HOURS. LOVE that woman.
      THE SECOND I saw this laundry scene come up I was IMMEDIATELY: White trash. I'd already kind of established that with Satuski's family not having a dishwasher and a few other things I noticed in the animation. So I make a beeline for accounting.
      "Barbara! What are you doing?"
      "Nuuuthin'."
      "EXACTLY! That's exactly what I want. Come with me."
      Good sport that she is (I swear either I am the most charming motherfucker in the world or because I'm a director they're all scared of me, but I usually get people to do pretty much anything I want), she gets in the booth and I quickly come up with lines for her.
      "Stayvin, yoo knoww Eye cain't ayuct."
      "Barbara, believe me, all you have to do is sat the lines and you'll be brilliant. Ready, Adam? Recording."
      20 seconds later my engineer Adam and I are laughing so hard we can't talk. And Barbara's behind the glass just going "What? What'd I do?"
      THANK YOU for reminding me of that decades-old story. I really SHOULD write a book about all the GS shit that happened cuz there are countless little things like this that went down.
      SORRY for such a long answer, but hey, this is GOLD!
      One more tidbit and I'll quit hijacking the feed. In the sports festival episode, after the bit where Satsuki goes "But this hurricane..." the sun comes out. And I can't say FOR SURE but I THINK we didn't use ENOUGH of the song where we would legally have to pay to license it, but I can't be sure and it's not like ADV had a team of standards and practices with every show checking for shit like that. (Think anime is glamorous? Dude, until I redid the entire office and studios--and I may be gay but I'm not a decorator--because Sony bigwigs were coming and I told those idiots that the place was such a fuckin' dump Sony won't concentrate on what you're trying to sell them because they'll be too busy on the lookout for the pizza rat. After I was through with that place? It looked like a luxe Japanese hash lounge you'd want to have sex in. It was smokin' cool.) GET ON WITH IT, STE7EN!
      Yeah, right.
      So the sun comes out and I thought it would be funny in that silent space to put a kind of Greek chorus there. You know, commenting on the action like the ancient plays used because camera angles and perspective hadn't been invented yet. So I grabbed Barbara and Chere from accounting, a couple of the art directors in production who had a minute, put 'em all in the booth and typed out a few of the lyrics from the musical Annie's classic "Tomorrow"
      That's why when the sun shines in the show, you hear "Woo!/The sun'll come out/Tomorrow/Bet your bottom it'll come out tomorrow (or something like that)." Well if you listen to the crappy choir, there's ONE voice that stands out in particular. Sounds like someone wasn't watching the guest list close enough and some hayseed half-bombed with corn liquor is up there with the rest of 'em, loud, tone deaf, and off key.
      That would be Barbara. Take special note of the end of the song where she's basically like "Fuck it, I'm goin' solo!" and you can hear her, just a few beats off the rest of the voices yell-twanging. "...tahMAHrow! Bet your bottum dollllllurrrrrr...."
      I will suck my dick on this point: No one ran a more fun, crazier, happier recording room than I did. And THAT'S why I coaxed such stunning performances out of even the greenest actors. What actors do is so horrifyingly open and vulnerable to me, I am in awe of their bravery. Sometimes you don't need to do anything to bring out their innate greatness than just be kind, supportive, and whisper chase away their almost overwhelming insecurity. Tell 'em the truth.
      "You got this. Easy. You're gonna be amazing. I'm a brilliant caster and I put you in this part. If you don't think you know what you're doing, rest assured, I know what I'M doing. All you have to be is you and all you have to do is what you were born to do. And if it's not perfect, who gives a fuck? This isn't life. This is actually one place where we have some actual CONTROL. Here, you always get another take."

    • @Silvermoonmaker
      @Silvermoonmaker 3 роки тому +20

      @@STE7ENFOSTER What the heck

    • @serenegenerally
      @serenegenerally 2 роки тому +12

      @ ste7en foster holy shit, is this the real Steven foster? God damn

    • @luc1ddream5
      @luc1ddream5 Рік тому

      ​@@STE7ENFOSTERHuh

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 3 роки тому +2181

    A part of me still hopes that there will be an isekai anime that does so poorly that the English dub gets the Ghost Stories treatment.

    • @juliuscaesar6660
      @juliuscaesar6660 3 роки тому +31

      Just look for "SAO Abridged" is basically that

    • @ricardo.compere8504
      @ricardo.compere8504 3 роки тому +93

      @@juliuscaesar6660 no no no like its the official dub but sounds like a abridged but its official

    • @juliuscaesar6660
      @juliuscaesar6660 3 роки тому +19

      @@ricardo.compere8504 That doesn't make sence for me, if it's good, it's good, the oficiality is like a little medal, it looks fine, but doesn't mean anything at the end

    • @Choombingus
      @Choombingus 3 роки тому +21

      A Slap on Titan is a pretty funny parody if you want something like this it’s not official but 🤷‍♂️

    • @lele_lokal2507
      @lele_lokal2507 3 роки тому +46

      You know people this day will get triggered by anything especially people on twitter

  • @sunjour
    @sunjour Рік тому +409

    I can't confirm this, but I heard the VAs used to race to work and whoever made it first got control of the script for that episode. Don't know if that's true but it's still hilarious either way 😭

    • @ErgoDog
      @ErgoDog 2 місяці тому +6

      Heard? Just randomly in the streets or what?

  • @Fernand00T
    @Fernand00T 2 роки тому +134

    5:59 * Crys in a weird way *
    dude screams "Pleasee speaaaak" lmfaoooo

  • @josephdonnluna4483
    @josephdonnluna4483 3 роки тому +313

    8:49 "F- me Satan!" (3x)
    I died laughing even with the censor bleeps..

  • @Azelthy
    @Azelthy 3 роки тому +465

    "Look out, Ted!" got me WEAK

  • @LunaP1
    @LunaP1 3 роки тому +741

    The studio just let rip their inner madness come out.🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lunartears6761
      @lunartears6761 3 роки тому +21

      Unfortunately, 20 years later, many actors from that studio have forgotten that glorious madness.😔
      It is wonderful to remember it though.🥲🙂

    • @lunartears6761
      @lunartears6761 3 роки тому +25

      @Ivan Otaking it’s sh*t like this we need more of. Politically incorrect insanity. Which is why I love this dub to death.🥰😎👌

    • @d4peters86
      @d4peters86 3 роки тому +3

      @@lunartears6761 I mean a lot of them are still good at voice acting in anime imo but yea it is sad they don’t have the madness they did back then

    • @lunartears6761
      @lunartears6761 3 роки тому +9

      @@d4peters86 Im not saying they lost their talent at all. It’s just that...the closest thing many of the same actors dubbed that was anything like Ghost stories was Panty and Stocking. Which I also adore.🥰
      Aside from that, now some of them get offended so easily that it’s hard for me to believe they really did anything so politically correct and jokingly offensive like ghost stories or Panty and Stocking. While I have some problems with her, I won’t deny that Monica Rial was hilarious in both roles. Though she killed Stocking’s roll immensely.🤣

    • @d4peters86
      @d4peters86 3 роки тому +2

      @@lunartears6761 She was. I mean say what you will about Rial but she’s still got skills in the voice department

  • @메모리아-z6d
    @메모리아-z6d 3 роки тому +665

    this is like a blessed anime

  • @chadshinobi69
    @chadshinobi69 2 роки тому +399

    5:40
    "Lunch time Bj?
    I am in"
    💀💀

  • @AmbroseBoaBowie
    @AmbroseBoaBowie 5 місяців тому +21

    “your father always thought it was funny to cross his eyes in photos- SEE SEE! THERE HE IS DOING IT NOW!”

  • @thomascrawford8923
    @thomascrawford8923 3 роки тому +226

    9:04 lord this took the breath outta my lungs 🫁 😂

  • @kutekenzz
    @kutekenzz 2 роки тому +215

    6:00 KILLS me everytime

  • @keychi7742
    @keychi7742 3 роки тому +226

    “Hail hitler” 9:05 that caught me off guard XD

  • @mirufiyu4810
    @mirufiyu4810 2 роки тому +239

    The little brother's cry is so freaking funny 😂 "AHEUAHEUAHEU!!!"

  • @nikhilsinha92
    @nikhilsinha92 3 роки тому +348

    5:20 dude's laugh always gets me 🤣

    • @kirbyslayer20
      @kirbyslayer20 2 роки тому +15

      that was vic mignogna, edward elrics va

    • @moonlitequimby847
      @moonlitequimby847 2 роки тому +10

      @@kirbyslayer20
      Funimation Did That Guy Soo Fuckin Dirty 😠

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 2 роки тому +3

      @@moonlitequimby847 Except the lecherous way Da Vinci talked in this dub is _infamously_ based on Vic Mignanga’s prior interactions with ADV va’s and staff of the opposite gender. People have been saying this about him for a _loooooong_ time. Y’all just don’t want to admit it.

    • @kaizerdxd
      @kaizerdxd 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Popcultureguy3000delusional

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 11 місяців тому

      @@kaizerdxd hopeless fan boy.

  • @treyowen9213
    @treyowen9213 2 роки тому +73

    3:42 Keiichirou has great taste in Waifus. Praise god for Raven's caboose.

  • @benre
    @benre 2 роки тому +111

    2:05 and I thought it couldnt get any more random lol

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 роки тому +189

    10:12 The ghost just want to have fun, leave her alone xD
    Lmao the ending, what's with the pause crying?

  • @LiyemEanapay
    @LiyemEanapay Рік тому +57

    “Don’t talk. Just remember I haven’t had much sleep. And I’ve got a knife.”
    FUCKING MOOD

    • @Peanutdenver
      @Peanutdenver Місяць тому

      I loved that one and "go get my coffee...be my bitch"

  • @mrpoetoe3609
    @mrpoetoe3609 2 роки тому +112

    6:25 that line killed me

  • @MessageBored
    @MessageBored 3 роки тому +197

    “Don’t piss her off you know how lesbians get”

  • @NoobyThing1
    @NoobyThing1 3 роки тому +76

    3:19 she done did it all

  • @k1ttyx40
    @k1ttyx40 3 роки тому +224

    9:56 sorry not sorry loved this part 😂

    • @iamshellrock
      @iamshellrock 2 роки тому +32

      Straight out of the Boondocks

  • @ronnieventura1226
    @ronnieventura1226 3 роки тому +311

    “LEO LEO LEO LEO” 🤣

  • @kozmobluemusic
    @kozmobluemusic Місяць тому +8

    4:14
    _"you HMO homo!"_
    god-tier writing holy shit

  • @many5an480
    @many5an480 3 роки тому +375

    The spanish part is hilarious

    • @Caliburn096
      @Caliburn096 3 роки тому +20

      3:54

    • @rainbowdash7057
      @rainbowdash7057 3 роки тому +8

      Can someone give me the translation to that whole exchange XD

    • @EhrenG
      @EhrenG 3 роки тому +61

      @@rainbowdash7057 "No running in the hospital, fuckers."
      "Excuse me, have you seen a boy who looks like he is in the first grade?"
      "No, stupid."
      "Let's go. Thanks."
      "I said no running!"
      It's something like that, the Spanish they use is pretty bad and different people might prefer different wording when translating but that is what I made of it.

    • @ironicanimations
      @ironicanimations Рік тому +3

      It’s the genuine screaming that makes it hilarious XD

  • @OhFrickHesTall3176
    @OhFrickHesTall3176 2 роки тому +139

    I love how they had multiple VAs on the cast that are EVERYWHERE these days in anime; I just can't get used to the shift in tone 😂

  • @jennifertrandafir
    @jennifertrandafir 2 роки тому +112

    1:10 This is the greatest running gag in the history of anime!

  • @homoxymoronomatura
    @homoxymoronomatura 3 роки тому +80

    As a Pole I feel honored that they mentioned us in this legend dub.

  • @NFITC1
    @NFITC1 3 роки тому +114

    0:47 - that nearly made me spew my own drink. wow, this series is great! :D

  • @itswherethecomedycomesin8864
    @itswherethecomedycomesin8864 Рік тому +20

    THE MOM VOICEOVER AND THE BOOBIES GUY ARE KILLING ME

  • @faisalrizvi2876
    @faisalrizvi2876 Рік тому +36

    1:40
    LOL This was the funniest scene in that episode!

  • @alejandrooceguera4656
    @alejandrooceguera4656 2 місяці тому +10

    3:54 immaculate spanish speaking

  • @dirtydan2695
    @dirtydan2695 2 роки тому +323

    I wish they would do more like this. Just chose an anime that didn’t do well in Japan and just go nuts

    • @Anakuya1
      @Anakuya1 Рік тому +20

      Don't know if people would get as much leeway anymore because of cancel culture :(

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 8 місяців тому +15

      ​@@Anakuya1The difference between this and the average conservative attempt at humor is that these VAs didn't believe in the offensive shit they said 💀

    • @karthiktirumala1773
      @karthiktirumala1773 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Anakuya1brother South Park still exists, and that’s more offensive than this show

    • @Anakuya1
      @Anakuya1 7 місяців тому

      @@karthiktirumala1773 I was talking more about anime but South Park works as well xD

    • @alexandermccabe556
      @alexandermccabe556 6 місяців тому

      imagine thinking any of what was said was offensive how are you so weak

  • @Sassynbluntaf
    @Sassynbluntaf 3 роки тому +71

    It was a real "first one gets to do whatever they want" situation

  • @normal_username3231
    @normal_username3231 2 роки тому +120

    Da Vinci’s VA is the same as Rohan Kishibe’s. The guy specializes in voice acting insane artists

  • @danielclark5232
    @danielclark5232 2 роки тому +70

    The funniest gag of the Da Vinci episode is when the ghost refears to Momoko as "Sister Christian" and a couple of lines later he sings "Motoring" (from the song ""Sister Christian" by Night Ranger, for those who didn't catch the joke)

  • @JoyKazuhira
    @JoyKazuhira Рік тому +15

    2:01 I remember hearing this the first time and now I'm rewatching the show and still. 😂 The gibberish talks really are hilarious.

  • @espada06143
    @espada06143 2 роки тому +21

    "God! Having a dead mother is hell on your beauty rest!" 🤣🤣 Jesus how did I not hear that line 😅

  • @krizwatcher
    @krizwatcher 2 роки тому +39

    3:00 - Awkward way of finding out your parent is into your friend...

  • @xXDOREMIVSSONICXx
    @xXDOREMIVSSONICXx 3 роки тому +126

    8:21 The fact that's the VA of Ochako from My Hero Academia and Hestia from DanMachi makes you go 🤯
    Now you can't unhear Ochako and Hestia worshipping Satan

  • @bluejellosuu9583
    @bluejellosuu9583 3 роки тому +375

    This dub is a comedy show on its own
    And oh boi....does it bring nack memories
    Well thank you retrocrush
    You literally never disappoint [and i am FUCKING serious...you literally never ever in the history of FUCKING ever did disappoint since i did lay my eyes on you and i am grateful for it]

    • @Caliburn096
      @Caliburn096 3 роки тому +2

      3:54 LMaAoOoaodajaodjowh-😭✋✋✋✋✋💥💥💥💥🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

    • @TheTomrader
      @TheTomrader 2 роки тому

      Knack!?!
      Knack.

  • @ketaminepoptarts
    @ketaminepoptarts 2 роки тому +29

    7:38 help why is this so funny 😭😭😭

  • @antbrow8957
    @antbrow8957 3 роки тому +214

    5:27 - 5:37
    9:28 - 9:48
    10:55 - 11:00
    lmfao
    the voice actors were having too much fun with this one.

  • @austinmorrison6953
    @austinmorrison6953 3 роки тому +146

    It’s so glorious!!! I’ve never heard such a dub in my life!!! Outside abridged series...

  • @aidanlasombra
    @aidanlasombra 3 роки тому +27

    " Temomeh? Ain't no temomi girl living here, sober up " HAHAHAJAJAJAAJAJA

  • @Edgar_Vira
    @Edgar_Vira 3 роки тому +126

    Honestly, rewatching the original Japanese version as an adult, I can see why they did this dub.

    • @sussybaka119
      @sussybaka119 2 роки тому +2

      Why?

    • @Chaos89P
      @Chaos89P 2 роки тому +46

      @@sussybaka119 Ghost Stories was mediocre at best originally, probably not helped by its time slot. This dub was actually subbed back into its native Japanese.

    • @Cyberweasel89
      @Cyberweasel89 Рік тому +5

      @@Chaos89P There were even industry rumors that the license holders in Japan were considering doing a second season because the dub did so well.

  • @frixtrix9406
    @frixtrix9406 Рік тому +29

    7:39 I always die after watching this 🤣

  • @ricardo.compere8504
    @ricardo.compere8504 3 роки тому +75

    10:27 a hero
    Also if your wondering jim adler is some law guy when you get hurt or something like that

    • @djunsusteiner
      @djunsusteiner 3 роки тому +9

      Look out, Ted!!

    • @texan-american200
      @texan-american200 3 роки тому +2

      Jim Adler is also known as the "TEXAS HAMMER!" He's a Houston ambulance chasing lawyer. ADV was in Houston and there were alot of Houston references.

    • @Dr.Sealanders
      @Dr.Sealanders 2 роки тому +2

      Bruh think he saul 💀💀💀

  • @holitinne
    @holitinne 3 роки тому +31

    5:05 *Chef’s kiss*

  • @songohan3321
    @songohan3321 3 роки тому +116

    I can tell they had wayyy too much fun dubbing this. Still somehow not as bad as Chaos Wars.

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 3 роки тому +5

      "I dont want your twisted love, I really dont"
      "Stop it,Nicole.. is anyone theereee...? "

    • @bengonzalez5215
      @bengonzalez5215 2 роки тому

      Whats chaos wars? An anime?

    • @songohan3321
      @songohan3321 2 роки тому +2

      @@bengonzalez5215 A game on the PS2. Back then Sony forced dual audio on games instead of having a Japanese Audio only option. So since the company probably thought most people would play that game with Japanese audio, he got is immediate family to do the dub. It is fantastabad. So fantastically bad it's amazing. Think of the worst unintentionally dub you can possibly think of and multiply that by 100.

  • @jennifertrandafir
    @jennifertrandafir 2 роки тому +47

    0:25 "Make sure you tie your PP down." Bruh, I can't!😂😂😂

  • @ronnznx
    @ronnznx Рік тому +28

    9:06 GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD LMAOOO

  • @rosalinaandluma12
    @rosalinaandluma12 2 роки тому +36

    8:34 just imagine Oikawa saying that-

  • @johnathancoyne5957
    @johnathancoyne5957 3 роки тому +19

    Thank you Retro Crush for these anime clips from the 80s and 90s really loving them

  • @LukeLovesMetal96
    @LukeLovesMetal96 Рік тому +39

    Fun fact for those who don't know. The peruvian content creator known as Jeffar loved the English dub of Ghost Stories so much, he decided he was going to make a Spanish fandub of one of their episodes. Specifically, the one with the dead rabbit, which became a meme of sorts in his channel. The matter of when is yet to be known.

  • @chellastation
    @chellastation 3 роки тому +37

    God bless this anime XD I am so glad that the English dub exists.

  • @osail5084
    @osail5084 3 роки тому +40

    1:58 me when my mom is done screaming at me

  • @Sabis2365
    @Sabis2365 3 роки тому +16

    "Leo! Leo! Leo! Leo! God damn it! God damn it! God damn it! God damn it!"

  • @cliffcorson4000
    @cliffcorson4000 3 роки тому +39

    Whole anime is funny
    Need more anime to so this, even if a single episode

  • @KeatonGraves
    @KeatonGraves Рік тому +9

    “But for all his flaws, I really did love the guy… and the hot, sweaty, wall slamming SEX we used to have! WOW!!!!!!” Why do I feel like that made me laugh more than it should?

  • @kirbytheotaku737
    @kirbytheotaku737 3 роки тому +29

    You know you’re immature when you hear 5:33

  • @creltry1756
    @creltry1756 Місяць тому +3

    6:27 Honest to flipping cheese, loving her voice

  • @brandywinebridget
    @brandywinebridget 2 роки тому +30

    3:14 she would have been 9 years old at the time
    this fucking show lol

  • @samuraikirby
    @samuraikirby Рік тому +17

    0:07 that cat is disrespectful 💀💀😂😂

  • @Malick-ix9io
    @Malick-ix9io 3 роки тому +28

    4:12 Hey, watch your goddamn mouth!

  • @spiritworldofartandnature6639
    @spiritworldofartandnature6639 3 роки тому +42

    This dubbed version is hilarious. Still good though. It’s keeps you tuned in..

  • @utsxkushii
    @utsxkushii 3 роки тому +17

    The fact Noya’s and Oikawa’s voice actors play in this lmao

  • @anglepsycho
    @anglepsycho 3 роки тому +50

    We need that clip of "RUN!! SHE'S A GHOST AND A BITCH!!!"

  • @Kou_Shoto
    @Kou_Shoto Рік тому +70

    As a mexican I busted out laughing at this part 3:53

  • @Varitasasasaas
    @Varitasasasaas Рік тому +7

    6:38 “eUgh- What aRe you, a LesBian?”

  • @steviewild5099
    @steviewild5099 Рік тому +27

    7:56 I live by this shit-

  • @atharvawayal6912
    @atharvawayal6912 3 роки тому +18

    Old memories 😭😭came back man thanks bro

  • @Snowthree
    @Snowthree 2 роки тому +37

    Did... That girl seriously sing 'Kyle's mom is a big, fat, *****' to exorcise the painter ghost at 6:50?

  • @caseydonovantaylor8414
    @caseydonovantaylor8414 3 роки тому +77

    Quasi-Lesbian Ghost Killers is my new band name

  • @juliarainemaglalang4656
    @juliarainemaglalang4656 3 роки тому +94

    Ah yes Ghost Stories English Dub - if you haven’t watched it go do it now, all other dubbed anime will feel inferior after you do so.

  • @PirateOfTheNorth
    @PirateOfTheNorth Рік тому +2

    I have fallen in love with this series. It’s freaking hilarious.

  • @zoeyackerman3534
    @zoeyackerman3534 3 роки тому +17

    "Lunchtime BJ?"
    "I'm in, dude!"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck!

    • @nunyabiznes33
      @nunyabiznes33 2 роки тому +1

      Momoko's disapproving glare made it funnier.

  • @Yacine700
    @Yacine700 Рік тому +11

    3:54 funny asf “NO ESTUPIDA”

  • @ImAFatNerd90
    @ImAFatNerd90 3 роки тому +22

    4:42 Satsuki and I share the same birth month and year.

  • @darconious524
    @darconious524 2 роки тому +6

    When you give the VAs control of the show and they all agree "Let's turn this into a hot mess and epic laughs, how many times can we say F*** before we are blacklisted?"

  • @lemon9905
    @lemon9905 Рік тому +3

    I’m on the train to work and up to the part where the dead mother has a monologue. This studio just went crazy on this dub, I’m never ready for it 😂😂😂

  • @OPPAIDEMON
    @OPPAIDEMON 3 роки тому +34

    4:36 I’m so hiiigh..
    *gaHahAhHka*

  • @ShikyoGryfyn
    @ShikyoGryfyn 2 роки тому +8

    3:42 I hear ya bro, raven do be a baddie

  • @erlcoofr
    @erlcoofr 2 роки тому +35

    9:05 as a german, this made me laugh

    • @hmiztifal
      @hmiztifal 2 роки тому +14

      as a person who’s not german, this also made me laugh

    • @erlcoofr
      @erlcoofr 2 роки тому +6

      @@hmiztifal I didn't laugh, I died when I heard that

    • @liftedcandy9146
      @liftedcandy9146 2 роки тому +3

      As someone whos family ancestry is literally just Polish, I laughed.

  • @embricke.coyote4173
    @embricke.coyote4173 Рік тому +9

    8:44 Sounds like Clover from Totally Spies!

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 3 роки тому +12

    Bad memories...
    Listen Satski you only get a chance like this once in your life!

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 2 роки тому +9

    "Let's see; purple, for your hair... F'ya can't tell, this is a goddamn anime!"
    The delivery there was perfect.