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  • @paullester3160
    @paullester3160  3 роки тому +4136

    there is a part 2 now if you enjoyed this video

    • @rollingstairs1
      @rollingstairs1 2 роки тому +16

      i did, i realllllly did. Found this through your community vid. Good edits

    • @bige4333
      @bige4333 2 роки тому +10

      i did but i refuse to like for its 420

    • @marcoantino2920
      @marcoantino2920 2 роки тому +15

      just post the video video poster

    • @ZombieKayla
      @ZombieKayla 2 роки тому +4

      I can't find it anywhere >.

    • @HogartHughes
      @HogartHughes Рік тому +4

      part 2 has more views than part 1 😀

  • @hayley1595
    @hayley1595 3 роки тому +9308

    “haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsavior?”

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 роки тому +383

      "don'tlustinyoursoul- Jesus you're right."

    • @SymbiontUVPlays
      @SymbiontUVPlays 3 роки тому +374

      "No, I'm Jewish!"

    • @AaronPaulIbarrola
      @AaronPaulIbarrola 3 роки тому +44

      I scrolled down and happened to read this as it happened in the video. Lol

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 роки тому +25

      @@AaronPaulIbarrolaI love when that happens

    • @sandycarty6887
      @sandycarty6887 3 роки тому +7

      Yes

  • @fullmetaltheorist
    @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому +11926

    "Principals always look like lesbian."
    **I mean she's not wrong.**

  • @p0m3p0
    @p0m3p0 3 роки тому +13067

    This show can't be on crack, it _is_ crack

  • @DailyMemesForYou.
    @DailyMemesForYou. 2 роки тому +770

    9:20
    "now thats a view!"
    "A view from the bloodstain lake AÆEEGH"
    "The bloodstain lake?.."
    "AÆEEEEGHH."

    • @TheSektor47
      @TheSektor47 10 місяців тому +73

      The fact that the scream happens 10 more times in the episode kills me. Lmao

  • @JoeBuckJohn
    @JoeBuckJohn Рік тому +1311

    This dub is like a group of friends trying to come up with the most offensive shit just to make each other laugh, and I love it

    • @kermitgotthesickkicks4265
      @kermitgotthesickkicks4265 Рік тому +75

      Literally what happened the voice actors played a game of who came into the studio first got to set the mood of what lines they'd say.

    • @tallussy_hallussy
      @tallussy_hallussy 7 місяців тому

      Sooo... My friends-

    • @kellyntaylor8184
      @kellyntaylor8184 6 місяців тому +21

      They sound like they’re having a fun time with this dub

  • @Topic-Star14
    @Topic-Star14 3 роки тому +19959

    God bless the people that made this dub

    • @user-sc8mj3gu3t
      @user-sc8mj3gu3t 3 роки тому +311

      Jesus

    • @user-zj8uc2hl5h
      @user-zj8uc2hl5h 3 роки тому +741

      God bless all the people who made the drugs they were on while making this.

    • @clare-sv3do
      @clare-sv3do 3 роки тому +204

      They must have had so much voice acting

    • @gopper7971
      @gopper7971 3 роки тому +52

      Amen

    • @quit4781
      @quit4781 3 роки тому +32

      @@user-zj8uc2hl5h PFFT-

  • @piecanl
    @piecanl 3 роки тому +6264

    "Just fill the hole, hole filler"
    "Sure, Jackass"
    "Just move the boards over there, board mover"
    "Okay... Jackass"

    • @Gaby-dd1xp
      @Gaby-dd1xp 3 роки тому +318

      Oh splinter awugh 😩🤌

    • @JoeyLamontagne
      @JoeyLamontagne 3 роки тому +376

      “No ones talking to you, just drive the bus, bus driver. Fucking nosy…”

    • @mwah540
      @mwah540 3 роки тому +90

      i hc that those two dudes are in love

    • @piecanl
      @piecanl 3 роки тому +27

      @@mwah540 you're so right

    • @fimble_wimble
      @fimble_wimble 3 роки тому +29

      Character development at its finest 👌🏾

  • @Angelic_Disaster_
    @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 роки тому +8988

    I still love how these voice actors, despite basically being told to do whatever the hell they wanted to, still wanted to be in character with the people they were voice acting

    • @brazz1578
      @brazz1578 3 роки тому +60

      Tell me some more background info plzzz

    • @Marmalade-_-
      @Marmalade-_- 3 роки тому +332

      The writers made most of the jokes. Only some of them were improvised by the voice actors.

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 роки тому +427

      @@brazz1578 To keep it pretty sweet and simple, this show didn't really receive great reviews in Japan when it aired. So then when the show was brought in to be dubbed in the U.S., these voice actors were pretty much given a script with nothing much on it and were told to "just do whatever they wanted to do with it." There's a video of one of the voice actresses speaking of the experience, I could find it and put it as a link if you want to watch it!

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/ulKN8CAVw5k/v-deo.html

    • @Angelic_Disaster_
      @Angelic_Disaster_ 3 роки тому +138

      @@Marmalade-_- Gotcha. I just mostly heard numerous times that the VAs were given only really minimal information when they all met for the first session, and then were basically told, "Have fun!" So I kind of stuck with that info because honestly it seemed reasonable, and hilarious.

  • @zenxridit7671
    @zenxridit7671 2 роки тому +2219

    6:39 He said "Let's see, SEVEN". And she said "What the fuck are you talking about". She said exactly 7 words, as he predicted. What theories can be built from this?

    • @paullester3160
      @paullester3160  2 роки тому +213

      genius

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 2 роки тому +100

      holy shit, dude. that's WILD

    • @STE7ENFOSTER
      @STE7ENFOSTER 8 місяців тому +20

      @GiovanniderBosewicht lolol No! I remember it, I just wasn't aware of my super subconscious genius to have the 7 word reply! (Cuz, honestly, I'm not that brilliant.) Thank you so much for the laugh! I WISH so BAD that I had.

    • @bobthebuilder4240
      @bobthebuilder4240 7 місяців тому +40

      His unintelligible whinges aren't what we think it's actually him speaking in the tongues of old contacting past present and future to detect danger but he knows if he makes it too obvious the others won't follow his path that he has paved towards his idealised future

    • @catthecastrophe
      @catthecastrophe 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@bobthebuilder4240you're so right this is ingenious

  • @king_canis
    @king_canis 9 місяців тому +207

    This dub is offensive to every minority imaginable but still managed to be a hilarious masterpiece. Dark humor done right.

    • @xuesse4662
      @xuesse4662 2 місяці тому +4

      "Dark humor done right." corny ahh

  • @beatm6948
    @beatm6948 3 роки тому +5846

    The christian girl gets me every time.

    • @lolaminer5
      @lolaminer5 3 роки тому +332

      Lol I’m a Christian and I think she’s hilarious

    • @hmiztifal
      @hmiztifal 2 роки тому +290

      “🎶jesus loves me 🎶- COME ON, YOU KNOW THE LYRICS!”

    • @Only_kelpy
      @Only_kelpy Рік тому +23

      SAME THOUGH

    • @Qkkkqr_
      @Qkkkqr_ Рік тому +14

      @@lolaminer5 same LMAO

    • @alphabloodpaw3233
      @alphabloodpaw3233 Рік тому +94

      "If you want something to happen pray as long as your not Muslim or jewish"

  • @melinakorovessi713
    @melinakorovessi713 3 роки тому +8873

    This show can’t be on crack it already is lmao

    • @6gi
      @6gi 3 роки тому +10

      That makes no sense

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 роки тому +36

      @@6gi well, it actually does

    • @6gi
      @6gi 3 роки тому +4

      @@riri5342 how?

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 роки тому +2

      @@6gi wdym lmao

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 роки тому +30

      @@6gi well basically (sowwy I'm bad at explaining-) the title say "ghost stories dub on crack" implying thAt the clips weren't originally on crack and that the video is a compilation of them out of context, but the thing is that even when they're in context they are on crack and like ...they can't be more on crack then they already are-
      I'm sorry I'm super bad at explaining and English isn't my first language-
      (Also I see that you're a person of culture 👀)

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays 3 роки тому +9086

    "haveyouacceptedjesusasyourpersonalsavior?"
    "No, I'm Jewish!"

  • @LunetteFox
    @LunetteFox Рік тому +414

    2:33 "Before I met Jesus I was REALLY f**ked up."
    "No!"
    "And a sl*t."
    LMAO it's so funny picturing all the characters she voices saying something random like that.

    • @avo.avocado
      @avo.avocado 9 місяців тому +4

      what other characters does she voice act?

    • @thegirlofmanyfandoms99
      @thegirlofmanyfandoms99 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@avo.avocado Monica Rial voices Tsyu Asui in My Hero Academia, and Bulma in DBZ

    • @gagefisher4785
      @gagefisher4785 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@avo.avocadoAsa Shigure from Shuffle as well.

    • @westein1282
      @westein1282 4 місяці тому +2

      Mirajane from Fairy Tail

    • @gaymess7235
      @gaymess7235 16 днів тому +1

      @@avo.avocado stocking anarchy in the panty and stocking with garterbelt dub

  • @lovecartoons3922
    @lovecartoons3922 2 роки тому +2649

    8:11
    “cmon jump ☺️”
    “I SAID JUMP 👹👺”
    This part never fails to get me

  • @totallycheckers6494
    @totallycheckers6494 3 роки тому +17403

    The fact they just insult everyone equally, feels like this is the far as we can get to world equality.

    • @quack7540
      @quack7540 3 роки тому +1438

      “Why be racist , homophobic or sexist when you can hate everyone equally?” I don’t remember where that quote was from

    • @OfficialKimIsNoob
      @OfficialKimIsNoob 3 роки тому +252

      That's what south park did lol

    • @ajgerbi
      @ajgerbi 3 роки тому +17

      KimIsNoob / Gotta buy chimpokomon

    • @gavingilbertson3970
      @gavingilbertson3970 2 роки тому +217

      True dark humor is making fun of everything not just things you dont like

    • @BigMikeMcBastard
      @BigMikeMcBastard 2 роки тому +16

      Humor shouldn't punch down.

  • @KitKat-sv9qp
    @KitKat-sv9qp 3 роки тому +24039

    How did they manage to offend every possible race, religion, culture, sexual orientation in every episode 😭

    • @rachelmaduka9275
      @rachelmaduka9275 3 роки тому +659

      I really want to know how as well

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 роки тому +1032

      ask papa franku or south park.
      lucky this show was released in 2005... the hard backlash it would got if it was released in current times...
      edit: wiki extract
      The English dub deviates significantly from the original script. While preserving the basic plot structure and storyline the new script was much more funny and witty with the characters only retaining their names from the Japanese series. The adaptation's humor revolved around topical pop-culture references, politically incorrect gags and fourth wall breaking jokes about the original show's low animation quality, anime cliches, and poor lip-sync.
      The English script was written by Steven Foster and Lucan Duran and allowed for ad-lib by the English voice actors. According to Foster, whoever showed up to the recording studio first for any given episode could improvise anything they wanted, those that came later had to build upon the tone and jokes established earlier.

    • @jacketedmanager3643
      @jacketedmanager3643 3 роки тому +914

      @@TerrorLTZ imagine being one of the voice actors arriving sooner than everyone else without knowing that and suddenly the director comes to you and tells you "here's the plot, go *WILD* "

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 роки тому +276

      @@jacketedmanager3643 you will look in confusion and to test the waters you start doing dark humor.
      and you hear in the booth the voice of the director:
      EXELENT JOB YOU ARE HIRED

    • @leandromonteiroesilva7693
      @leandromonteiroesilva7693 3 роки тому +729

      If you want to be offensive, be offensive but towards E V E R Y B O D Y, dont leave any race out, this way they cant call you racist cuz you're hatin on everyone equally

  • @silenceoflink5880
    @silenceoflink5880 3 роки тому +3205

    1:22 The off hand "Jesus your right" comment got me

  • @akshayarohatgi6230
    @akshayarohatgi6230 Рік тому +766

    5:41 “Creepy Japanese men can be cabbies too you know” the calm, documentary style narration has me ded 😂

  • @aggressivedaikons
    @aggressivedaikons Рік тому +713

    8:30 “NOT BECAUSE YOU’RE A RABBIT- IT’S BECAUSE YOUR’E bLACK-“
    OMFG THAT BROKE ME I WAS SILENT UNTIL I JUST BURST OUT CACKLING THE DELIVERY WAS PERFECT

  • @q3r3v3
    @q3r3v3 3 роки тому +7305

    "There's no such thing as South Park's lost japanese cousin"
    South Park's lost japanese cousin:

    • @thesaddestfrogalive8225
      @thesaddestfrogalive8225 3 роки тому +26

      Where can I watch this please T~T

    • @brandonohara2928
      @brandonohara2928 3 роки тому +32

      Crunchyroll

    • @tnel72
      @tnel72 3 роки тому +79

      @@thesaddestfrogalive8225 gogoanime but u didn't hear it from me

    • @ギャル-t8j
      @ギャル-t8j 3 роки тому +9

      @@tnel72 the ads arent what give you a virus but u didnt hear it from me😐

    • @ギャル-t8j
      @ギャル-t8j 3 роки тому +1

      @@tnel72 ok bye

  • @clare-sv3do
    @clare-sv3do 3 роки тому +3915

    This show gives me life lol

    • @luciddestruction3377
      @luciddestruction3377 3 роки тому +7

      Racist show tho

    • @joebidenlikeslittlekids5133
      @joebidenlikeslittlekids5133 3 роки тому +49

      @@luciddestruction3377 do you know how much I care that's why I watch it

    • @iwr7773
      @iwr7773 3 роки тому +28

      @@luciddestruction3377 the dub is supposed to be offensive

    • @schlagie
      @schlagie 3 роки тому +1

      @@luciddestruction3377 bruh how

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh 3 роки тому +15

      @@luciddestruction3377 Next time you're gonna tell me water is wet or sumthin

  • @niklas7950
    @niklas7950 3 роки тому +5500

    I fucking love these out of context videos

    • @riri5342
      @riri5342 3 роки тому +403

      Don't act like there were context in the first place

    • @kayband3513
      @kayband3513 3 роки тому +93

      This is basically in context for this show hahah

    • @nasyailoni8682
      @nasyailoni8682 3 роки тому +60

      it doesn't even make sense WITH context 😭

    • @TheWilderCat
      @TheWilderCat 3 роки тому +25

      How could context possibly fix this?

    • @hiroshiramasendjews9539
      @hiroshiramasendjews9539 3 роки тому +16

      To be fair......it wouldn't even be better with context...........

  • @simpleplanfan011
    @simpleplanfan011 Рік тому +1688

    6:22 this entire scene was too prophetic to be real

  • @koucanconcern3863
    @koucanconcern3863 3 роки тому +375

    4:18
    "Think of a big black man chasing you!"
    "AUUHHH!" *falls*
    "Well he's not racist."
    THIS MADE ME SPIT ALL OVER MY LAPTOP

  • @user-ux4px2wl5o
    @user-ux4px2wl5o 3 роки тому +3099

    I HATE AND LOVE THE FACT I USED TO LOVED THIS ANIME BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE DUB IN MY COUNTRY WASN'T FUCKED UP. BUT NOW I LIKED IT EVEN MORE

    • @BewitchedSyrup
      @BewitchedSyrup 3 роки тому +13

      Which dub was it?

    • @GinaDD1996
      @GinaDD1996 3 роки тому +98

      SAME!!! I knew the show in Spanish and it was my favoriteee now years later I know about the English version and it’s 100% better 🤣

    • @rainycloud10
      @rainycloud10 3 роки тому +29

      Same. It was aired with a pretty standard dub in my country and I used to love the show. And my love has only become stronger after learning about the English dub.

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 роки тому +7

      @@GinaDD1996 i was hoping for the latam dub to be like this... then i remember at a later date dub groups started using the us dub as base.
      but we have the Koni chan latam dub gold.

    • @footballvideos5183
      @footballvideos5183 3 роки тому +1

      You’re cringe

  • @risa123456789
    @risa123456789 3 роки тому +5322

    The whole rabbit segment (8:18-8:42) had me literally rolling on the floor. The delivery is fucking PERFECT

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu 3 роки тому +357

      The whole instrumental behind it is PERFECT too 😭

    • @mani-qj3np
      @mani-qj3np 2 роки тому +350

      "HEHEHEHEEHEHE"

    • @isaiahK0V
      @isaiahK0V 2 роки тому +224

      The voice acting being actually good makes that scene so much better

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 2 роки тому +126

      It gets absolutely hysterical when you see the original scene in comparison

    • @vanossgamingfan5001
      @vanossgamingfan5001 2 роки тому +1

      "HAEHEHEHE... Touch me... TOUCH ME HARDER"

  • @miguelramirez6211
    @miguelramirez6211 3 роки тому +2358

    8:10 “Come on jump…I SAID JUMP”

  • @penofficial_
    @penofficial_ Рік тому +234

    I love how towards the end of the show they started being even more daring. They started doing way more racism, sexual talk, and actually said the f word a bunch of times while the beginning of the show had no such freedom.

  • @DanniShelton
    @DanniShelton 2 роки тому +589

    9:22 I remember watching this dub and breaking down from this scene. My abs got such a workout from laughing

  • @CaptainCrunchOfficial
    @CaptainCrunchOfficial 3 роки тому +2150

    I wanna know what drugs they used to make this. I believe this is beyond the abilities of even krokodil

  • @sarahthesnail2271
    @sarahthesnail2271 3 роки тому +2124

    the quote that makes me laugh every time is
    *"I swear to god! Blue!"*

  • @alhanalem_
    @alhanalem_ 3 роки тому +2131

    I just can't get enough of the "EUHAËHEAUHEU" of Keichirou xD

    • @willcaputo1
      @willcaputo1 Рік тому +23

      I kinda want it as a ringtone.

    • @TinaFOTZE
      @TinaFOTZE Рік тому +1

      @@willcaputo1I can actually mimic it really well, my son absolutely hates it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @transaty_661
    @transaty_661 3 роки тому +297

    "You wanna be an airforce ranger, you wanna live a life of danger, you don't want to get raped by strangers" I cant with this fucking dub

    • @Suchwerewolf
      @Suchwerewolf Рік тому +2

      I nearly died laughing

    • @Mido_3724
      @Mido_3724 Рік тому +9

      "THINK OF A *BIG BLACK MAN* CHASING YOU!!"

    • @zoehogan894
      @zoehogan894 Рік тому +3

      @@Mido_3724at least he isn’t racist

    • @Mido_3724
      @Mido_3724 Рік тому

      @@zoehogan894 debateble.

  • @Serenity_Dude_X
    @Serenity_Dude_X 2 роки тому +55

    “Don’t look at me with those hepatitis eyes!”
    Never thought I’d hear this kind of sentence, but here we are.

  • @koragious_edits.5044
    @koragious_edits.5044 3 роки тому +3858

    1:46 “Do you have any books written by black people”
    As a black person THIS made me laugh so fucking hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @c0ff1nc4ndy8
      @c0ff1nc4ndy8 3 роки тому +121

      WHEN I READ THAT IT SAID THAT AND I CACKLED-

    • @v01dful29
      @v01dful29 3 роки тому +232

      “Yeh”

    • @justinf5228
      @justinf5228 3 роки тому +117

      as a fellow colored individual, I too extorted laughter at this moment

    • @paleface171
      @paleface171 3 роки тому +22

      I am having trouble believing this was not an abridged version of the actual dub, because that is what it sounds like. A joke, one I have no problems with.

    • @Din-ei6cp
      @Din-ei6cp 3 роки тому +49

      @@justinf5228 Finally another black person that is named Justin like me. I no longer feel alone.

  • @greygrayy
    @greygrayy 3 роки тому +5727

    For those who didn’t know:
    For the dub of Ghost Stories, the voice actors didn’t have a script, so they could say whatever they wanted to😃

    • @HelloPersonReadingThis.
      @HelloPersonReadingThis. 3 роки тому +464

      And that’s why this is one of the best dubs ever

    • @yvmmiii
      @yvmmiii 3 роки тому +60

      d a m n

    • @literallytired5469
      @literallytired5469 3 роки тому +386

      Ghost Stories ended up being a failure, so the director, said do whatever you want, and they did

    • @Marmalade-_-
      @Marmalade-_- 3 роки тому +274

      This isn’t correct. There was in fact a script. Only some of the jokes were improvised by the voice actors.

    • @chalkdust6124
      @chalkdust6124 3 роки тому +106

      There was a script but at the same time there was a lot of improvising

  • @niichiee
    @niichiee 3 роки тому +3136

    5:22
    "I like your sister, she's one hot jewel"
    "... I know that you're gay."
    Idk why but this makes me laugh so HARD 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @melon4266
      @melon4266 2 роки тому +142

      its chulo not jewel

    • @matrixphijr
      @matrixphijr Рік тому +145

      “You’ll like this, somebody’s on my ass”

    • @anantachonnambat6701
      @anantachonnambat6701 9 місяців тому +34

      Those workers dubbed like they're the MC lmao.

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 Рік тому +77

    "Jesus saved my ass"
    "What a lovely little ass"
    Goodness gracious.

  • @NovaRuner
    @NovaRuner 2 роки тому +796

    “Just dig the hole, hole digger”
    “Just move the boards, board mover”
    “Just drive the bus, bus driver”
    I love that it’s almost a running gag. And also funny

    • @keelanbarron928
      @keelanbarron928 Рік тому +1

      I didn't even notice that.

    • @MaydupNem
      @MaydupNem 10 місяців тому +9

      "ok
      jackass"

    • @zachbrancato1970
      @zachbrancato1970 9 місяців тому +15

      Whatever. Just watch the video, video watcher.

    • @JustaPancake
      @JustaPancake 9 місяців тому

      Just comment, commenter @@zachbrancato1970

  • @adriyeeye
    @adriyeeye 3 роки тому +619

    WHENEVER THAT LITTLE KID CRIES ITS SO FUNNY

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu 3 роки тому +49

      YES- IT ALWAYS SENDS ME. He basically scream-cries 😭😭

    • @annoyingtsukasa
      @annoyingtsukasa Рік тому +26

      KETCHIRO IDK HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME

    • @cirgo4879
      @cirgo4879 9 місяців тому +16

      Only when you’re wiser can you understand such hard hitting words like “HAHÉWÜEH” 🥀😢

    • @TMNT_Luver222
      @TMNT_Luver222 8 місяців тому +6

      "AAAHUEHUEHUE" got me ROLLING

    • @ashleyblue5194
      @ashleyblue5194 8 місяців тому +1

      I live for his cries 😂😂

  • @emanahmed-fc3ff
    @emanahmed-fc3ff 3 роки тому +2052

    4:17 "THINK OF A BIG BLACK MAN CHASING YOU" as a black person this made me laugh so hard

    • @TerrorLTZ
      @TerrorLTZ 3 роки тому +215

      *falls and its on 4*
      well atleast is not racist...

    • @glam4663
      @glam4663 3 роки тому +140

      At least he isn't racist

    • @anaiyadelemore5537
      @anaiyadelemore5537 2 роки тому +36

      Fun fact: He got 0.2 seconds faster

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider 2 роки тому +19

      He’s not racer and racist… the double jokes is amazing

    • @N-A762
      @N-A762 2 роки тому +2

      So thats what goreshit sampled it from

  • @TanteiGH
    @TanteiGH 3 роки тому +939

    “Stop it! You’re stretching my lips out”
    “Like this is the first time that’s ever happened” 😂😂😂😂

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 2 роки тому +1

      explain?

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte 2 роки тому +31

      @@NoNameAtAll2 in an earlier episode he was dared to eat a non-sliced eggplant

    • @lgraceeee
      @lgraceeee 2 роки тому +19

      @@urieldaboamorte are you referring to a man's "eggplant" or an actual eggplant LOL

    • @me_12-vw1vi
      @me_12-vw1vi Рік тому +20

      @A De he was chased down by a big black man in a deleted episode

    • @shady_maaleek
      @shady_maaleek Рік тому

      @@urieldaboamortelips is just another slang for a woman’s private part . the kitty

  • @electrobob992
    @electrobob992 9 місяців тому +14

    1:24 Damn...
    Even the priest girl was all lusty at points xD

  • @eisaku4733
    @eisaku4733 Рік тому +28

    "Don't you look at me with those hepatitis eyes" got me hard laughing

  • @yaboihenry1946
    @yaboihenry1946 3 роки тому +499

    8:05 That voice raises my blood pressure.

  • @adynat0n
    @adynat0n 3 роки тому +1613

    7:28 “To hell with right and wrong, bitch, I'm on fire!!!
    I just love it 😂😂😂

    • @acoryxkenshinfan928
      @acoryxkenshinfan928 2 роки тому +35

      I was dying😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ninjacrab
      @ninjacrab 11 місяців тому +88

      and then she said “hiel hitler” and i burst out laughing that was too funny 😭😭

    • @AquaNotFound16
      @AquaNotFound16 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ninjacrab🫡

  • @cothen
    @cothen 3 роки тому +602

    "Whoever told you to do this is either a bitch or a ghost."
    "RUN! She's a BITCH and a GHOST!"

    • @willowthelyxra
      @willowthelyxra Рік тому +36

      "Don't look at me with those hepatitis eyes!!"

    • @бронза.вафля.конус
      @бронза.вафля.конус 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@willowthelyxraI've always wondered, what the fuck does that mean? Lmao

    • @willowthelyxra
      @willowthelyxra 9 місяців тому +2

      @@бронза.вафля.конус
      😭

    • @adansmith5299
      @adansmith5299 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@бронза.вафля.конус one of the symptoms of hepatitis is jaundice, which gives the whites of your eyes a yellow hue

  • @greyklopstock7155
    @greyklopstock7155 Рік тому +36

    "just move the box, box mover."
    KILLS ME. Every time

  • @ActualAlien_
    @ActualAlien_ 2 роки тому +13

    "Sometimes yes means no!"
    "And sometimes, you're a 𝐵𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽."

  • @paullester3160
    @paullester3160  3 роки тому +557

    quote any funny parts from the dub I might have missed, if there are enough I will put together a part II

    • @IcedOutRaccoon
      @IcedOutRaccoon 3 роки тому +28

      my dog tastes like swiss cheese

    • @sabrinaghostblade3948
      @sabrinaghostblade3948 3 роки тому +1

      The haunted hood

    • @Qo0_0
      @Qo0_0 3 роки тому

      Swag 😎

    • @sleepylvrz
      @sleepylvrz 3 роки тому +11

      "Go home you sillys"

    • @piecanl
      @piecanl 3 роки тому +8

      The "MUM?!?" after "principals always look like lesbians"

  • @Atarashifatan
    @Atarashifatan 3 роки тому +742

    8:19
    The whole plot about the girl and that rabbit is the best. Lmao

  • @semund1626
    @semund1626 Рік тому +88

    1:29
    That boy screaming is the best thing
    He always says ÃHÆEHUAHO

  • @renkaiz_
    @renkaiz_ Рік тому +113

    THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY 😭😭
    8:19 "HEHEHEHEHE"
    "Touch me"
    "TOUCH ME HARDER"
    Edit: Its the "TOUCH ME HARDER" that got me 💀

  • @reandoessomething9933
    @reandoessomething9933 3 роки тому +3871

    2:15 "whoever told you to do this is either a ghost or a bitch"
    2:24 "RUN! Shes a ghost and a bitch!"
    These two lines give me life

    • @birchcakes
      @birchcakes 2 роки тому +86

      I've heard this setup and punchline so many times and yet it makes me laugh every single time.

    • @laytonperrett6130
      @laytonperrett6130 2 роки тому +13

      Yes this one gets me every time

    • @PikachuYoshiPines164
      @PikachuYoshiPines164 Рік тому +17

      This one my friend and I quote to each other all the time, along with “I hear the sound of you shutting the fuck up”

    • @willowthelyxra
      @willowthelyxra Рік тому +30

      "Don't you look at me with those hepatitis eyes"
      Is also a good one 😭😭😭😭

  • @Zamerux
    @Zamerux 3 роки тому +486

    "He tests negative, and then gets hit by a semi? Where is God" always fucking gets me

  • @kopawhite1399
    @kopawhite1399 2 роки тому +59

    This dub doesn't need a abridged series. Pure gold

  • @bradlee5874
    @bradlee5874 3 роки тому +88

    8:42 - 8:52 Pretty much sums up the whole series

  • @I3SVS
    @I3SVS 3 роки тому +241

    "DO NOT LUST OVER-"
    "*Jesus you're right.*"

  • @salonii6345
    @salonii6345 3 роки тому +740

    7:35 THIS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD THE FIRST TIME

    • @SoniaRoseOwO
      @SoniaRoseOwO 3 роки тому +117

      W h e n G o d c l o s e s a d o o r 💀

    • @e_jiuu
      @e_jiuu 3 роки тому +49

      @@SoniaRoseOwO *cue screaming*

    • @ShiroKage-h8v
      @ShiroKage-h8v 2 роки тому +115

      Did she just said "hail hitler"💀

    • @salonii6345
      @salonii6345 2 роки тому +9

      @@ShiroKage-h8v yes😭

    • @me_12-vw1vi
      @me_12-vw1vi Рік тому

      @@ShiroKage-h8v it was part of the satanic ritual they were doing

  • @Lindsi_loveee
    @Lindsi_loveee 3 роки тому +804

    I just found out the person who voice acts the Christian girl is the same person who dubbed Froppy from my hero academia

  • @marleyfett6569
    @marleyfett6569 2 роки тому +120

    1:22
    I just love this break in character right here.

  • @fiethsing9988
    @fiethsing9988 2 роки тому +23

    "RUN! She's a ghost AND a bitch"
    This has stuck with me for so long, I love that darn cat.

  • @Rivers_TG
    @Rivers_TG 3 роки тому +1178

    This is the only anime/dub in general that I'll watch

    • @st4rg1rlll
      @st4rg1rlll 3 роки тому +34

      Saiki k dub is on crack too

    • @rinalds1620
      @rinalds1620 3 роки тому +22

      Love is war

    • @theegggod8070
      @theegggod8070 3 роки тому +3

      ball is life

    • @TWlNARMAGEDDONS
      @TWlNARMAGEDDONS 3 роки тому +11

      What about panty and stocking 🤨 the dub isnt as funny as this one but its a lot fucking better then the sub

    • @emmyjr1231
      @emmyjr1231 3 роки тому +7

      @@TWlNARMAGEDDONS God, that show (dub) is the anime equivalent of crack and degeneracy. I fucking love it.

  • @janiyahstokes1887
    @janiyahstokes1887 3 роки тому +453

    "Do u have any book written by black people"
    "YeS"
    😂😂

  • @h2gkm0.
    @h2gkm0. 3 роки тому +543

    6:37 my favorite scene from the entire show

    • @guepardo1145
      @guepardo1145 3 роки тому +51

      "Let's see...... seven?"

    • @corniestdoggie
      @corniestdoggie 2 роки тому +41

      “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT”

    • @Sh12pen
      @Sh12pen 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@corniestdoggieand that is 7 words

  • @famguy222
    @famguy222 2 роки тому +190

    6:24 nah she predicted that one

    • @malum9478
      @malum9478 2 роки тому +19

      didn't have to, they just knew what was up--been the plan for 40 some odd years

  • @Ur_Worstnightmare1015
    @Ur_Worstnightmare1015 4 місяці тому +9

    “I told you I’m gonna be fine. Why are you still crying?”
    “Because these pajamas are gay”

  • @ilovemaoito
    @ilovemaoito 3 роки тому +588

    Ghost Stories isn’t ON crack, it IS the crack

  • @zoettalovu
    @zoettalovu 3 роки тому +401

    0:43 most favorite scene WTF IT WAS CUT SO PERFECT

  • @kokomi306
    @kokomi306 3 роки тому +163

    “Common jump, *I SAID JUMP* 👹”

  • @mixie.-.
    @mixie.-. 2 роки тому +109

    “Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?”
    “No I’m Jewish!”
    Gets me every time

  • @markusennit9837
    @markusennit9837 Рік тому +16

    Keiichirou's screams and random noises are perfect

  • @jojos-here
    @jojos-here 3 роки тому +7535

    I can already see this show getting cancelled on Twitter 💀💀

    • @jojos-here
      @jojos-here 3 роки тому +335

      @Derrick Wallace don’t forget 4:19 😭

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 роки тому +597

      Nah.
      They would not, it’s too much of a classic

    • @TheDorianTube
      @TheDorianTube 3 роки тому +176

      Probably by the same people that made it and dubbed it as well. Entertainment people flip like nothing wherever the flow goes.

    • @jessi_heart
      @jessi_heart 3 роки тому +428

      Istg Twitter overexagerates everything. I myself, am a homosexual and find this hilarious-

    • @rijakhan3183
      @rijakhan3183 3 роки тому +250

      @@jessi_heart I’m a Muslim and I find it hilarious 😂

  • @KashiMugen
    @KashiMugen 3 роки тому +397

    1:41 her face was great.
    8:42 enough said.

    • @Ilovemaltipoos
      @Ilovemaltipoos Рік тому +6

      The cat is literally packgod💀💀💀💀

  • @ZR_-mj6yu
    @ZR_-mj6yu 3 роки тому +197

    this is like an abriged series

  • @Caitlyngrin
    @Caitlyngrin Рік тому +10

    "Run! She is a ghost AND a bitch!" - I love this line so much

  • @cart-m4n
    @cart-m4n 21 день тому +5

    0:50 The point to where his voice actor started going insane💀

  • @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme
    @Icantdothisanymoreplskillme 3 роки тому +482

    2:14 - 2:33 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA IM LITERALLY DYING OMG

  • @chaos_lolz
    @chaos_lolz 3 роки тому +457

    I've never watched this show but I have seen numeric clips and I feel this dub bas conceived by a script writer that was given the anime with no context no translation and just did what ever the fuck they wanted with it

    • @beatm6948
      @beatm6948 3 роки тому +43

      Yeah. The guy who wrote it loves going off the walls, but usually is restricted, so he enjoys this. There were a few ad libbed moments, but it was mostly him.

    • @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun
      @NachoCheeseDorito-Kun 3 роки тому +28

      Essentially what happened. The anime was recieved so terribly in Japan that the Dub director told the voice actors to do whatever the hell they wanted.

    • @iaincowell9747
      @iaincowell9747 3 роки тому +3

      @@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun Actually not true,

    • @SaperBossTv
      @SaperBossTv 2 роки тому +22

      @@iaincowell9747 actually it's true, since it did so poorly in Japan, that the Japanese studio behind the series when they gave the dubbing license to the dub studio they were basically like "alright you got 3 rules"
      1: have the characters still retain they're Japanese names
      2: let every episode still have the same story and major plotline from the original dub
      And 3: do whatever the hell you want with it, we don't care.
      Tbh since the show flopped so bad in Japan I guess the company producing it didn't have that hope for it to succeed in the west.
      Turns out they were wrong.

    • @bethanybrookes8479
      @bethanybrookes8479 2 роки тому +7

      there was no script. just a translation and permission to do whatever as long as main plot beats were hit

  • @kenetabansi5016
    @kenetabansi5016 3 роки тому +277

    “One little retarded boy has his heart set on this thing” I’m so dead. 😭😭😭

  • @dylanwoods5944
    @dylanwoods5944 Рік тому +5

    This genuinely feels like a fandub and not designed for an actual finished product lmao.

  • @DankGank
    @DankGank 3 роки тому +9

    Why does a dub no one cared about have such goated voice actors. These guys are insanely talented.

  • @aruneaday
    @aruneaday 3 роки тому +1129

    9:30
    As a Texan in a Republican family, this line really hits home yk?

    • @idontknowanymore8552
      @idontknowanymore8552 3 роки тому +10

      @@nebula5371 Same as well as a Pakistani

    • @sweetbabiesnursery
      @sweetbabiesnursery 3 роки тому +1

      Same😭

    • @Darkpathofficialig
      @Darkpathofficialig 3 роки тому +5

      @@nebula5371 believe it or not, they did whatever they wanted to do with the show as long as it follows the story and the script

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 роки тому +3

      Pretty sure Steven Foster, who directed the dub, is from Houston too.

    • @Chunkboi
      @Chunkboi Рік тому

      @@DakotaofRaptorsHouston’s one of those blue pockets in a red state, what with NASA and all that anti-God indoctrination (science) and radical Islamic numbers (math).

  • @papasquash919
    @papasquash919 3 роки тому +52

    "The V on my sweater stands for 'very big deal' but that's beside the point" was the funniest line imo.

  • @brianlaureus
    @brianlaureus 3 роки тому +162

    Craziest part is a lot of these voice actors are popular ones in other anime

    • @naziba4474
      @naziba4474 3 роки тому +20

      and people still refuse to watch dubs

  • @pinkmenace1343
    @pinkmenace1343 Рік тому +19

    I think the best part is that every voice actor is genuinely good at their job

  • @tashibalampkin8555
    @tashibalampkin8555 Рік тому +20

    8:42 Favorite moment. Dude is ruthless. Like, damn.

  • @Evilofhumanity
    @Evilofhumanity 3 роки тому +237

    Kechiro’s incompressible screams always kill me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @Lewis_Hamer
    @Lewis_Hamer 3 роки тому +119

    5:11 "hey man, if you squint it looks like a clown 🤡."
    "SHADDAP. You're here and you're an idiot."

  • @lordsubl1me
    @lordsubl1me 3 роки тому +183

    "think about a big black man chasing you"
    kid knows how to pump people up, fr.

  • @yinyangyt8749
    @yinyangyt8749 11 днів тому +1

    This dub is incredible. I love it so much. It surprises me that it isn’t abridged

  • @KasdenW1995
    @KasdenW1995 10 місяців тому +4

    4Kids dubs of all the anime series it got the license to then lost: heavy edits, censors, cheesy jokes, turning certain foods into other foods, etc, making them into kids shows, so to speak
    ADV's Ghost Stories dub: lots of dark humor, pop culture references and stuff that made it into the supernatural horror equivalent to South Park

  • @drghostly1756
    @drghostly1756 3 роки тому +100

    The fact the voices are lip synced….holy shit this is amazing.

    • @outcastgaming3840
      @outcastgaming3840 3 роки тому +16

      Its because it's the actual official dub not fan made

  • @Keitto191
    @Keitto191 3 роки тому +159

    The best part about this is that it’s the official English dub 😆

  • @alexandratwoface6422
    @alexandratwoface6422 3 роки тому +228

    I’m Christian but I can’t stop laughing now I gotta go repent again😭

  • @cassiebarber4669
    @cassiebarber4669 Рік тому +10

    I don't even know how the voice actors did this without bursting out laughing

  • @TalianaEnthusiast
    @TalianaEnthusiast Рік тому +80

    3:32 This scene gets me everytime ☠️

    • @roleemack1535
      @roleemack1535 11 місяців тому +3

      3:53 this one got me 😂

    • @TaLeng2023
      @TaLeng2023 10 місяців тому +1

      Thanks alot, man

  • @yato-_-1280
    @yato-_-1280 3 роки тому +253

    7:20-7:38
    This made me full on cackle Holy shit this dub is a treasure