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  • @tristramcoffin926
    @tristramcoffin926 Рік тому +25

    "So you were violated by two people when you were under the gas. So what? You're single" is the most Elaine thing she could say in that moment. George is manic about everything. Elaine dismisses things that others have every reason to be disturbed about.

    • @m.e.d.7997
      @m.e.d.7997 11 місяців тому

      I thought Elaines line was hysterical

  • @bradredford4846
    @bradredford4846 6 років тому +218

    "I think I was tucked!"

    • @jloae820
      @jloae820 4 роки тому

      Classic Brad Redford

  • @mohamadalrashed9064
    @mohamadalrashed9064 3 роки тому +123

    "So you were violated by two people while under the gas, So what!!! " That's the attitude Ellain 😂😂😂

  • @nosferatu6385
    @nosferatu6385 4 роки тому +58

    The scenarios they come up with in this show. OMG 😂😂😂

  • @gato7908
    @gato7908 6 років тому +421

    Boy if there's one Seinfeld episode that could never air today it's this one

    • @thatfriggingbathroom2656
      @thatfriggingbathroom2656 6 років тому +100

      Gato what's it with this obsession about old tv shows that could "never air today". It's frigging everywhere.

    • @gato7908
      @gato7908 6 років тому +29

      Thatfrigging Bathroom because it makes light of sexual assault in a doctor's office (see US gymnastics team) Twitter would be in an absolute uproar

    • @thatfriggingbathroom2656
      @thatfriggingbathroom2656 6 років тому +104

      So what, Twitter is always in uproar.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 5 років тому +11

      I'd save the "outrage" when Hulu leaves it out of the episodes they have available.

    • @shaunbarnett2972
      @shaunbarnett2972 5 років тому +4

      Why not? It's absolutely fine.

  • @flatplant
    @flatplant 6 років тому +429

    Elaine's reaction is very much congruent with how many people treat male victims of sexual assault especially back in the 90's

    • @j-boogiebrown9961
      @j-boogiebrown9961 5 років тому +48

      Yeah, but don't forget this was written by guys.

    • @MH-yj4qq
      @MH-yj4qq 5 років тому +82

      Also the lack of attention given to how many women are assaulted. Her last line “join the club”

    • @ControlDesigns
      @ControlDesigns 5 років тому +18

      Pretty sure she was being sarcastic/hyperbolic

    • @shaunbarnett2972
      @shaunbarnett2972 5 років тому +8

      yeah it's brilliant and exactly the way it should be treated. As insignificant as it actually is and best to just make a bit of fun of.

    • @JeremyGalloway
      @JeremyGalloway 4 роки тому +6

      You people can’t let a show just be funny can you... smh

  • @afriend9428
    @afriend9428 3 роки тому +9

    *Spitting our & rinsing like there’s no tomorrow!!* 😂

  • @Ray-dl5mp
    @Ray-dl5mp 3 роки тому +9

    Elaine is amazing in this scene. She does so much with the facial expressions.

  • @michaelsieger9133
    @michaelsieger9133 6 років тому +85

    Is this guy a dentist or Caligula! LMFAOOOO!

  • @paulefstathiou1819
    @paulefstathiou1819 3 роки тому +4

    " join the club " and the look on her face !

  • @jamesjwalsh
    @jamesjwalsh 3 роки тому +7

    There's a coda to this episode that seems to be lost now - at the end someone reading a Penthouse magazine "forum" letter recounting this incident. Meaning Jerry's fears are confirmed.

    • @1TakoyakiStore
      @1TakoyakiStore Рік тому

      I think I found it. ua-cam.com/video/r7WwuaAsD3Y/v-deo.html

  • @rixxy9204
    @rixxy9204 5 років тому +32

    "Join the club" :)

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 5 років тому +60

    Elaine should have been Bill Cosby's lawyer.

    • @seanluzdeluna8153
      @seanluzdeluna8153 8 місяців тому +1

      Lol!😂🤣😆You're terrible. But still, underrated comment.

  • @jaredfreeman6017
    @jaredfreeman6017 4 роки тому +8

    now i see where Kramer gets his stand up act from

  • @HarrySwanny29
    @HarrySwanny29 4 роки тому +7

    Brian Cranston as Dr. Tim Watley was the best

  • @martintolovski
    @martintolovski 6 років тому +28

    Is this guy a dentist or Caligula 😂😂

  • @Kruppt808
    @Kruppt808 6 років тому +64

    Join the club, boy does that ring true especially in this day and age.

    • @Herberth889
      @Herberth889 6 років тому +3

      Kruppt808 Sad yet very accurate

    • @mark8987
      @mark8987 4 роки тому +4

      You think it happens more now? Half of what gets media attention are allegations from the 80's and 90's.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 4 роки тому +3

      @@mark8987 I think with the advent of the internet it's become increasingly easier for predators to access their victims. Look at the numbers , from chat rooms to IM, texting, social media , nude pics, cat fishing. As a social worker in the CPS service for the last 25 years...... you couldn't even fathom the increase from the mid to late 90s to now. Extremely heartbreaking.

    • @mondochild
      @mondochild 2 роки тому

      Yep, now looking for a “new, used one”

  • @victorortiz6272
    @victorortiz6272 5 років тому +5

    I was spitting and rinsing.

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo 5 років тому +14

    apparently if we're single, it's ok to be violated 😂😂😂

    • @timowthie
      @timowthie 5 років тому +1

      So I heard.

    • @dirtfriend
      @dirtfriend 4 роки тому +6

      basically women shouldn't ask for it and men should be happy they got some. it's fucked up.

  • @joshuawaldorf9559
    @joshuawaldorf9559 4 роки тому +8

    How often does it happen with a nurse and a doctor DOING IT with a person who's out of it?

  • @alexrosu4405
    @alexrosu4405 Рік тому

    If you go back and watch the scene you will discover that he was in fact tucked that time.

  • @jffry24
    @jffry24 4 роки тому

    Nero lol

  • @kayseecoward7571
    @kayseecoward7571 7 років тому +86

    Jerry Seinfeld has really long eyelashes

    • @Philmoscowitz
      @Philmoscowitz 7 років тому +26

      Thank you for pointing that out. I feel my life is much richer now.

    • @iamtenderhearted5192
      @iamtenderhearted5192 6 років тому +3

      Kaysee Coward
      I noticed that too!😃

    • @porkfrog2785
      @porkfrog2785 6 років тому +5

      nothing women like better than a big long healthy eyelash

    • @scattygirl1
      @scattygirl1 6 років тому +2

      Men have, on average, longer and thicker eyelashes than women- the hairier the man, the more the eyelashes. Hirsute in one place, hirsute in all the others.

    • @andersonsmith979
      @andersonsmith979 5 років тому +1

      @@scattygirl1 I don't know, seen a lot of hairy guys who were bald on top. :D

  • @FlixCreEightR
    @FlixCreEightR 4 роки тому +4

    Her comment about him being molested LOL! People would have total fit over that remark.

  • @Meltedcheese567
    @Meltedcheese567 4 роки тому +4

    They didnt molest you, jerry... they were hookin up!

  • @jrnumex9286
    @jrnumex9286 4 роки тому +3

    ;10 uncle joe getting ready for a pod cast from basement

  • @Snarfal
    @Snarfal 3 роки тому

    I was expecting the song

  • @daylightdisk
    @daylightdisk 6 років тому +38

    Elaine is victim blaming
    REEEEEEEE

    • @alikazerani
      @alikazerani 4 роки тому +1

      When did she do that?

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 3 роки тому

      She's not. The character was always flip about sex.

  • @westcoastfire2061
    @westcoastfire2061 5 років тому +7

    Your single, lol

  • @anthonyrich2828
    @anthonyrich2828 3 роки тому +1

    Join the club lol

  • @hansy3
    @hansy3 3 роки тому

    Holy sh*t.

  • @growlerfrown487
    @growlerfrown487 3 роки тому

    When will this ep get canceled?

  • @seinfeldcrackers3070
    @seinfeldcrackers3070 6 років тому +23

    Seinfeld is my religion

    • @andrewsutherland133
      @andrewsutherland133 4 роки тому +3

      The most holy day of the year: festivus

    • @wickedsunny2011
      @wickedsunny2011 4 роки тому +1

      @@andrewsutherland133
      For the rest of us

    • @seanluzdeluna8153
      @seanluzdeluna8153 8 місяців тому +1

      Lol, mine too!🙌🏼👍🏼 Serenity NOW is our official prayer!🙏🏼

    • @seanluzdeluna8153
      @seanluzdeluna8153 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@wickedsunny2011🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @fatimaquddus2823
    @fatimaquddus2823 2 роки тому

    Wow Elaine that's horrible

  • @NoellaScott
    @NoellaScott 2 роки тому +2

    I watched this when it aired way back when, and I don't know if this is incredibly progressive or antiquated. I think it's both.

  • @rickyhuff
    @rickyhuff 3 роки тому

    Join the club.

  • @porkfrog2785
    @porkfrog2785 6 років тому +25

    thanks for ruining this clip, Mr Cosby

  • @pforgottonsoul
    @pforgottonsoul 4 роки тому +13

    so didn't jerry not consider that maybe the two were having sex and he wasn't involved?

  • @flickfilms3603
    @flickfilms3603 4 місяці тому

    YOU'RE SINGLE

  • @cleander97
    @cleander97 4 роки тому +2

    Why did he call the dentist Caligula, who was a Roman emperor? I didn’t get the joke.

    • @wickedsunny2011
      @wickedsunny2011 4 роки тому +2

      In short Caligula was a sex maniac

    • @valarie22
      @valarie22 3 роки тому

      did you know he hated the nickname caligula, it means little boots and yet everyone still calls him that to this day. poor guy

    • @dan_hitchman007
      @dan_hitchman007 3 роки тому

      @@valarie22 Poor widdle psychopathic Roman emperor!

  • @MaloneMantooth
    @MaloneMantooth 3 роки тому +3

    Elaine just went from a 10 to a 15 on my eyes.

  • @derektroyer9493
    @derektroyer9493 3 роки тому

    Great clip...but the ad was a pathetic joke 😅👎

  • @TheBobRock57
    @TheBobRock57 6 років тому +3

    Hajduk Split.

  • @VintageMovieChannel
    @VintageMovieChannel 2 роки тому

    a female friend of mine had a boob job and woke up with one of them an inch higher and a black eye... they told her she fell off the table, but im pretty sure that s not what happened....

  • @donbrassco301
    @donbrassco301 5 років тому +3

    Three way😨😄

    • @donbrassco301
      @donbrassco301 5 років тому

      I was rinsing like no tomorrow😄

  • @abd-co7le
    @abd-co7le 5 років тому +2

    this is why i still have fuked up teeth

  • @MrFrostien
    @MrFrostien 5 років тому +2

    This could be a scandal in this PC era.

  • @51Saffron
    @51Saffron 3 роки тому +3

    Why do people compare todays social values with back in the 90's, people differentiated between a joke and reality. When and where I grew up people made fun of themselves and their own ethnicity, now everyone is so sensitive. There were a lot of shows back in the 80's and 90's that you could not even put on TV today, one comes to mind "Married with Children".

  • @joelbolivar6227
    @joelbolivar6227 2 роки тому +3

    Ellain: quizás aun estabas dormido y lo soñastes, pensaste que te habías despertaste pero aun dormías
    Jerry: no lo creo, los vi vistiéndose y cuando desperté no tenia mi camiseta
    Ellain: estas seguro de que eso fue lo que paso ?
    Jerry: eso creo
    Ellain: que tipo de camiseta irías a ponerte tu ?
    Jerry: tu sabes, las tipo tenis
    Ellain: tu no usas eso
    Jerry: a veces si y aves no
    Ellain: quizás no te lo pusiste
    Jerry: estoy seguro que si
    Ellain: vamos a decir que si llevas, eso no quiere decir que algo malo paso
    Jerry: no lo se, pero enjuagaba y esculpía como loco, estos dentistas son unos caligula
    Ellain: que comeremos
    Jerry: no comeré ,no tengo hambre
    Ellain: Esta bien te violaron entre dos cuando estabas dormido y que, eres soltero
    Jerry: fui usado
    Ellain: disfruta el momento.

  • @bySterling
    @bySterling 3 роки тому

    ❤️💯📺 I always wondered but now more than ever as teeth whitening treatments not so efficient then, HOW do Jerry and Elaine have the whitest teeth on early 90s TV and World View?!$ #InquiringMindshaveAllWaysWantedtoKnow

  • @esteemedyams
    @esteemedyams Рік тому

    Rape joke about man is told*
    Everybody: HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAA HAHAHAHAA!!! 🤣😂🤣😅😂
    Rape joke about woman is told*
    Everybody: Social media manhunt, career over, possible jail time, death threats grrrr🤬🤬😡😡🤬😠

  • @niagra898
    @niagra898 5 років тому +10

    Couldn’t make this episode anymore-thanks libs.

    • @demogog3449
      @demogog3449 5 років тому +3

      Libs are fine with it social conservatives are the problem. Not a political thing and Seinfeld would he on Nettflix if it came out today and it would be fine. Network TV is only 4 channels.

    • @niagra898
      @niagra898 5 років тому +2

      Demo Gog Yeaaa nobody believes that bs friend-Libs are ok with a show denigrating God or showering sexual perversion on children but any type of humor which would challenge their disgusting “values” would be shut down.
      Seinfeld himself said this show couldn’t be made today,liberal snowflakes would freak.

    • @demogog3449
      @demogog3449 5 років тому +4

      @@niagra898 it is my favorite show of all time and I am a bleeding heart liberal. Your President gets wants to sue SNL btw. Hollywood is pretty liberal and you guys backed Roy Moore so do not try to lecture me about values. And I am a unique individual so calling me snowflake is only a reflecition of your sad and sick conformity and misguided loyalty. You are so self-centered that you think we are out to get YOU when we only want your criminally inept and whiny President to not get re-elected. And I will add the obligatory reminder that there are more Democrats registered to vote than Republicans. That being said I am sure you and I have lots of things in common but you only care about yourself so it makes it hard to not enjoy what is happening and what will happen to your party when it finally falls apart and you start to realize you were used.

    • @niagra898
      @niagra898 5 років тому +2

      Demo Gog Trump has liberals so played,he does that to infuriate you-he’s 10 steps ahead of the liberal establishment.

    • @demogog3449
      @demogog3449 5 років тому +2

      @@niagra898 How do you know that? Not saying you are wrong.

  • @fernybern
    @fernybern 5 років тому +2

    Remember when rape could be a very casual joke? I member

    • @JENDALL714
      @JENDALL714 2 роки тому

      It's only rape, if you remember.

    • @mondochild
      @mondochild 2 роки тому

      Only if Jerry gets his mouth tested.

  • @Kaisersozze
    @Kaisersozze 5 років тому +3

    'So you were violated, so what, you're single', Imagine saying that now with the snowflake and metoo generation

  • @LisaBeergutHolst
    @LisaBeergutHolst 5 років тому +2

    The comedy did not age well here 🙄

    • @HH-qc7io
      @HH-qc7io 5 років тому +11

      Neither did people's ability to take a joke or tell what's meant to be comedic. As a victim of sexual abuse myself, I find no issue with this skit. Be happy it was even talked about in the 90s. Gotta start somewhere. And they aren't minimalizing the severity of SA.

    • @LisaBeergutHolst
      @LisaBeergutHolst 5 років тому

      @@HH-qc7io Your assault seems to have given you PTSD, because here you are scrolling through comments to pick a fight with people for no reason, lol. Maybe the "comedy" is more a defense mechanism for you?

    • @m.e.d.7997
      @m.e.d.7997 5 років тому +7

      Sorry, it is still hysterical. PC world is gone too far.

    • @LisaBeergutHolst
      @LisaBeergutHolst 5 років тому +4

      @@m.e.d.7997 What you derisively call "PC", others might call showing respect for people.

    • @deanmoriarty6015
      @deanmoriarty6015 4 роки тому +3

      it really didn’t. i’m a huge fan of the show but this one just doesn’t fucking do it for me. it’s not “hyper sensitive” to find the weirdness and fucked-upness in a dental patient being unconscious and getting sexually assaulted

  • @amakalorraine6213
    @amakalorraine6213 6 років тому +9

    Is he making fun of sexual assault really 🙄

    • @amakalorraine6213
      @amakalorraine6213 6 років тому +7

      TurboCMinusMinus one that’s not a sense of humor it’s disgusting act and two I’m 35 so I grew up in the nineties and this wasn’t funny and bull

    • @JENDALL714
      @JENDALL714 5 років тому +9

      So what he's single.

    • @amakalorraine6213
      @amakalorraine6213 5 років тому +3

      JENDALL714 whats him being single got to do with the BS inappropriate “joke”

    • @RJsermon
      @RJsermon 5 років тому +15

      SJWs ruin everything

    • @shaunbarnett2972
      @shaunbarnett2972 5 років тому +9

      Yes, really. Get over it you snowflake.